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- I'm hank.

I was your typical Emergency room doctor...

[steady beeping] Until I got fired.

- you let a billionaire Hospital trustee

Die to save some kid Off the street.

- I made a judgment call. - you made a mistake.

- this is my brother.

- I'm evan r. Lawson, c.P.A.

- he took me Away from my troubles

And to the hamptons,

And suddenly, I had a chance

To become a whole new Kind of doctor.

Turns out the wealthy And not-so-wealthy out here

Could use a guy Who makes house calls,

So I got a second chance To do what I do best.

[andrew bird's Fitz and the dizzyspells]

- * comes and goes

* like the fits And dizzy spells *

* like the weather

- so welcome to the inaugural Hankmed staff meeting.

I love your blouse, divya.

Good--good day to you.

First on this Evening's agenda,

Uh, business development.

- it's 11:00 a.M.

- oh, yeah.

No, I wrote this last night. Sorry.

- yeah, since I left the e.R., The two things I miss least

Are pelvic exams And staff meetings,

And not necessarily In that order.

- evan, can't you just Send out an email?

- yeah, okay. You know what?

I'll send an email. That's great.

Okay, cool, divya.

I'm sending an email To both of you.

It says I worked For three days

On this multimedia Presentation

And that you're gonna sit down, Shut up, and enjoy it.

There. Sent. How's that sound?

How's it going Over there, stu?

- still working on it, mr.-- [hiccups]

Lawson. - okay, that's cool.

Keep it up.

- was it really necessary

To retain an a/v specialist For this?

- [hiccups] - well--

- we should re-"Shedule" The meeting.

- motion to re-"Shedule" Not seconded.

Motion fails. Moving on.

- there's no stopping him When he's like this.

The bylaws to our tree house Were eight pages long

And it was an imaginary Tree house.

- [hiccups] - so as I projected,

The hankmed balance sheet Is robust

As we approach the end Of our fiscal summer.

- all I needed to hear. - [hiccups]

- thanks, ev. - [hiccups]

- here, stu, drink this.

It should help.

- but our gold standard

Is turning our One-time patients

Into retainer-paying Clients.

Patients into clients.

This is our new motto.

Let's all say it together.

Patients-- - [hiccups]

Patients-- - [hiccups]

- okay, all together now. Patients--

- [hiccups] - excuse me for one second.

[abruptly screams] - [screams]

Thanks, mr. Lawson. - absolutely.

Did it work for you? - [hiccups] Sorry, mr. Lawson.

- cool. That's all right. - I'm out of here.

- so our research department Has shown

That when our cfo attends House calls,

Client conversion triples.

- has our research Department also found

That we have No research department?

- funny. That's really funny.

Guys, I propose That for select

Residential quadrants, I join you on visits

To provide The on-site upsell

And administer customer Satisfaction surveys.

- great idea. Awesome presentation.

I'm off to the lab. - awesome presentation?

Okay. Really?

Wicked.

[cell phone rings]

Hankmed.

How can we make you Feel better today?

- [hiccups]

- I can't believe you're here.

You better respect The patient.

- oh, my god. I googled them.

She's a swimsuit model And he's filthy rich.

So, yeah, I respect them both. Trust me.

So, uh, hi.

Are we treating, Like, a pterodactyl?

- [chuckles] No, my husband.

We got married here yesterday.

- oh, congratulations. - oh, that's so cool.

- thank you. It was beautiful.

You know, I wanted to honeymoon In the real amazon,

But my husband alan Is deathly afraid to fly,

So he rented this for us.

- oh. - that's a lovely gesture.

- it was until The pollen or something

Set off his allergies.

- yeah?

- I've said "Bless you" So many times,

I'm starting to sound Like the pope.

- [chuckles]

Well, you look way sexier In your work clothes,

So you got nothing To worry about.

- evan. - what?

- be quiet, be professional, Behave.

But mostly be quiet.

- oh, my god.

- alan!

Alan, honey?

The doctors You called are here.

- okay.

I'm so glad you're here.

[sniffs]

- hi. - hey.

I was just dropping A sample off at the lab.

- oh.

It's okay.

You don't have to explain Why you're here.

- right. So...How have you been?

You know, for the past Couple of days?

- pretty good. You?

- pretty good.

So what are you up to For the next couple of days?

I'm sorry. I know what we said, but--

- it's easier said than done.

- who knew it'd be this hard?

- yeah, and we're obviously

Still going to be bumping Into each other,

So we do to make Some ground rules.

- right. Right.

And what's, uh-- What's fair game?

- and what's not.

- yeah, but more what is.

- excuse me, Ms. Casey.

Um, the emergency arrhythmia Patient

We admitted yesterday Is checking himself out a.M.A.

- well, did we try Talking sense into him?

Okay, all right. I'll get dr. Weisman.

Excuse me.

- yeah.

- I signed fewer forms When I bought my house.

Those your kids? - yeah.

- nothing quite like Leaving a hospital

To raise your spirits.

- excuse me, sir?

I'm dr. Lawson.

- [scoffs]

I'd love to talk, doc, But I'm not staying.

- yeah, neither am I. I don't even work here.

You mind if I check your chart?

- all yours. I'm done with it.

Here you go.

- thanks.

- mr. Kingsley.

You were admitted Just yesterday

For hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy?

- little stutter step with my Ticker, but I feel great now.

- so they adjusted Your medications

And stabilized you, But that doesn't mean

You should leave.

Look, I know some Patients check out

Against medical advice For financial reasons.

- luckily, my wife Bought us good insurance.

- then use it. Stay.

You have a very serious Heart condition.

- I also have A very serious work deadline.

If I don't make my deadline, I can't make a living,

And then my wife can't Buy us health insurance.

Ironic, huh?

- almost poetic, But still not

A good enough reason To leave here.

- don't worry. My studio is low-stress.

Less stressful Than this place.

I meditate, Live organically,

And the little lady Dotes on me.

- that's great. All great.

But you still need Medical supervision.

- are you a cardiologist?

- no, just a friend Of the hospital.

I'm a private physician.

- private as in house calls?

- yeah. - problem solved.

You're hired And I'm out of here.

- no, no, no. That's not what I meant.

- doc, I'm gonna walk out

That door and go home To my wife,

No matter what.

If you come with me, at least I have supervision, right?

- yeah, but-- - mr. Kingsley?

I'm glad you're still here.

The cardiologist Is on his way.

- no need.

I signed your forms And I'm on my way

With my new doctor.

- ms. Casey?

Ms. Casey, they need you At critical care immediately.

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path For the silent ghost *

- "Zoomer and jewel."

Cute.

- my wife and I created them 15 years ago.

- must be cool to work With your wife.

- [scoffs] You're not married, are you?

- [chuckles] No.

- our first book Sold 50 copies.

Ten books later, "Zoomer And jewel" are local icons

Like martha stewart...

But they've never Done hard time.

- right. Right.

- these books, they are the only Thing that worked out.

We get one Good paycheck a year.

God knows we need it.

- still, this seems like a lot To illustrate in three days.

- which is why I called our Publisher for an extension.

For someone who works In children's books,

That lady knows a lot Of very nasty words.

- hank, this is julie, The writer.

Oh.

And my wife.

- I just went To the hospital

And all they'd tell me Is that you checked out.

- they sent me home, So I found a private doctor.

Check him out.

- cut veggies, tea, And a hank

Are no substitute For a hospital.

- the hank tried To tell him that.

- [groans] Well, I'm feeling zen,

Which means it's time To get back to work.

Our little guys look bored.

- yeah, well, they didn't just Have an adventure called

"Zoomer and jewel take A ride in an ambulance."

You have.

Honey, you have got To take it easy.

- the scanning shop needs my Proofs in three days, right?

- yes. - and?

- and we have the reading At the library.

- we do a sneak reading For every release.

It's our good luck tradition.

- that's funny.

I have my own Good luck tradition

Where I give the patient An exam.

- soon.

Honey, what's so hard About sticking to page count?

12 pages, you said. Not 16.

- so exactly what kind of Animals are these little guys?

- tasmanian devils. - badgers.

We've never really agreed.

- then how do you draw them?

- vaguely. - you know what?

Maybe they're woodchucks.

Did you ever think woodchuck?

Sorry. Let's do the exam now.

Get my stuff.

- so you should know, Alan,

That I'm a humongous fan Of your work.

I really--

Just being in your house And this close to you

Is, like, whoa, 'cause you're like a rock star

Of stock portfolio Tracking software.

And it's just, you know-- It's just such an honor.

- it's always nice To meet a fan.

- absolutely.

- now that we've all mingled,

I should treat Mr. Ryder's allergies.

- right.

Rachel, honey, why don't you Go enjoy the beach?

- because you know It reminds me of work.

- you think swimsuit modeling Is easy?

The woman can't enjoy The beach anymore.

- maybe I could go shopping.

- you're in, like, 300 different magazine

And billboard ads.

Shouldn't shopping Remind you of work too?

- I have selective memory.

Mwah.

- evan? - mm-hmm?

- will you excuse us? - wait.

I spoke to you on the phone.

You said your business Is discreet?

- oh, yeah. Yeah.

Hankmed invented Discretion, man.

We're just, you know, Too discreet to publicize it.

- fine. My problem isn't allergies.

You're the doctor?

- physician assistant.

And as a medical practitioner,

I'm obligated to maintain Confidentiality.

- what she said.

- for some reason, I assumed "Hankmed"

Meant a doctor named hank.

- you see?

I should get a branding award For coming up with that.

- the doctor can come later Or I can help you now.

- okay. Maybe you can help.

[sighs]

It started last night. Pain when I go.

Internet said A kidney stone.

Right? It'll pass?

- the internet says A lot of things.

Did it begin in your back And descend?

- no. Should it have?

- most kidney stones do.

Where does it hurt precisely?

I doubt it's a kidney stone.

I'll have to take a look At your genitals.

- wouldn't the physician Do that while you assist?

Can't you just give me a pill I can take for now?

I'm paying quite a bit For you to not be a doctor.

- I understand that-- - you know what?

Maybe we don't have To do an exam--

- evan!

May I speak with you?

- absolutely, divya.

Give us one second, alan.

We'll be right back.

[chuckles]

- what do you Think you're doing?

- I'm shutting you down, Nurse guantanamo.

What are you doing?

Have you ever heard Of bedside manner?

- this isn't About bedside manner.

This is about Diagnosing a problem

And helping a patient.

You don't need an m.D. At the end of your name

To know what's going on here.

- [scoffs] Well, duh.

But the guy obviously Doesn't want to tell

A cfo and his p.A. That his brand-new wife

Gave him an std.

Where's your trademark Hankmed tact?

- people pay to be treated, Not coddled.

And I don't give A tinker's curse

For your marketing drivel.

- I can't debate you If you talk gibberish

That sounds Kind of like something

A chimney sweep from Mary poppins would say,

But you can't cure him unless You win his trust first.

So work with him.

- guys, should I call someone else?

An actual doctor, maybe?

- patients into clients. Patients into clients.

Say it. It's empowering.

And it's hank-sanctioned too, Remember?

Here we go.

- mr. Ryder, I apologize.

I believe you may Have an infection.

- yeah.

- I'll need to take some blood And urine samples...

- urine samples probably.

- to confirm the diagnosis.

Meantime, I can prescribe Some antibiotics

And painkillers.

Will that be sufficient?

- delightful.

On behalf of me and my genitals, Thank you.

- absolutely.

Well, we aim To please all of you, so...

Great. That was great.

- breathe in. Out.

Yeah, you can have high tea When the exam is done.

Breathe in. Out.

- [breathing deeply]

- okay.

Pulse is down to 60 from 70 when You left the hospital.

Blood pressure's 120 over 75.

You're doing better.

- I told you I'd be fine.

Natural living.

Food from my organic garden Beats hospital food any day.

- the rocks in your garden Beat hospital food.

But hamptons heritage put you On the right medications--

Calcium channel blockers And furosemide.

- I prefer the hospital food.

Now, if we're done, I'll get to work.

- hey, you know what?

Tell me about All these characters.

I mean, where do you guys Get your ideas?

- my wife gets them... From me.

Life experience, I guess.

Zoomer's always been The mischievous one.

- the little white one?

- no, that's jewel, The good girl.

She's harder to illustrate Than he is.

It's all about Shading the white.

- speaking of shading...

Your wife should Know the truth

About how you left The hospital.

- [scoffs]

A year ago I found out I had this thing.

And I know julie is just Trying to protect me,

But...You know, I like illustrating for kids,

Not being treated like one.

- this isn't just a thing.

Part of your heart is too big.

It's crucial that you monitor And medicate it

So you don't develop Complications.

- I do. Look at my numbers.

- and we should talk About long-term options.

I mean, there are surgeries you Might be a candidate for.

- [sighs] Long-term?

You sound like the hospital I just left.

Let's talk long-term later.

I hired you to get me Through the next three days.

- [sighs]

[knock on door]

- hey. - hey.

[tea kettle whistles] - come in.

Come in.

Oh, uh, I'm just gonna--

Come on in.

I'm glad you came by. You got my message?

- I did and I decided To respond in person.

- look, I really Am sorry about

What happened today With zack.

- zack?

Oh, you mean mr. Kingsley. Hmm.

How is my patient, Anyway?

- he's doing well.

Jill, look, he was already Leaving hamptons heritage

Before I even got there.

At least now he Has medical supervision.

- what you did, hank, Is the definition

Of "Not fair game."

What do I tell my board members If they ask me

Why my boyfriend-- I'm sorry, ex-boyfriend--

Poached a serious Cardio case from me?

- tell them this was unintended And in no way personal.

And that they're giving Their hospital

A little too much credit.

- what the hell Does that mean?

- let's face it.

Zack wasn't really Gonna undergo

His cardiac surgery At hamptons heritage anyway.

- really? And why not?

- look, it's a great hospital For some things.

But, jill, if you had His condition,

I'd want you at a larger Specialized facility.

- my tiny unspecialized Facility

Is full of dedicated people Who save lives every day,

Just like you used to.

It just so happens, hank,

You don't have to get fired To be a good doctor.

[door opens and closes]

- come on, please?

Dude, I didn't even Use it yet.

- sorry, mr. Lawson.

It is a 24-hour rental.

- I know, but can a brother Get a grace period?

I mean--

- [scoffs] Okay.

- yes.

All right, thank you, stu.

Now allow me To walk you through

The financial benchmarks that we Did not get through yesterday.

- actually, medical updates Take priority.

- I know, but-- Okay, but we find--

- divya, what's the status Of our fake allergy patient?

- he wasn't cooperative,

But it's most likely A simple std.

- he probably won't Think it's simple.

- when are lab results Expected?

- they'll be emailed Any time now.

Meanwhile, I started ceftriaxone And doxycyxline

And oxycodone for the pain.

- all right, well, Wide-spectrum

Antibiotics was a good call.

- speaking of good calls, Did you make yours?

- no, I haven't called her yet.

- you should send flowers.

I recommend peonies.

- thank you. - [hiccups]

- again with this?

- not again. Still.

Wife's about to kill me.

We just had a baby boy and I'm Kee--[hiccups]

I'm kee--[hiccups]

I'm keeping him up at night. [hiccups]

- all right, come here. Let me take a look.

- look, you only delayed The inevitable yesterday.

When the std results Come back positive,

Someone's going to have To discuss it with them.

- well, that'll be A real dr. Phil moment.

- here is their Contract and invoice.

You take care of that And I'll take care of him.

- okay, this is tetracaine.

It's a mild anesthetic.

It'll relax the larynx And end the spasm.

- [deep breath] Wow.

Thanks.

Thank you! - no sweat.

- thank you. - you got it.

- [sighs] Hey.

I'm giving you guys An extension.

- dude! Dude.

- all right, guys, Is the case handled?

- I really think She needs backup, doctor.

- I've got it. I'm going back there today.

Alone.

Oh, and I read zack's file.

His non-compliance sounds Like a liability.

- yeah, you want divya should Rough him up?

- no, I'm good.

I'm going over there Right now.

I got a plan. - plan?

Plans are good. Contracts are better.

You don't have one With him yet, do you?

- well, I-- - okay, you know what?

This handshake hank thing Is really cute,

But now I'm tagging along With you.

- fine. - and, by the way,

Next time we have A staff meeting,

We're gonna use That multimedia station,

'cause I slaved over That powerpoint

And I also really want To use this laser pointer.

- stop it. Get--stop it!

- * lesson in forgetting how

* the candle does its work

* pressing on me a solution

- zack? Exam time.

Come on down.

*

- * story of sedation--

[music stops] - take a break, picasso.

Zack? Step down, please.

- [grunts]

[chuckles] I'm okay.

- you stopped taking your Calcium channel blockers.

They wore you out, So you compensated

With too many diuretics

And now you're dehydrated And cramping.

That's why you fell.

- I need a banana For some potassium.

- zack, we are way Past bananas and tea.

All those diuretics Made you ototoxic.

Temporarily deaf.

You can barely Hear me, right?

- those blockers Make me feel like crap.

I take them, I miss deadlines,

And eventually our publisher's Gonna drop us.

I can't afford To play russian roulette

With our livelihood.

- well, you're playing russian Roulette with your life.

- I got to make a living, hank.

- look, I get it. I do.

But if you don't Take your meds,

You could develop A severe arrhythmia.

I'm your doctor.

You need to listen to me.

- what?

- you need to listen to me.

- [scoffs]

Don't you guys have A triple-a discount?

Coupon in the paper?

Two-for-one special? Anything?

- we're here to keep your Husband alive, ma'am,

Not steam clean your carpets.

- fine.

Here's a check for half.

I'll give you collateral For the rest.

- what kind of collateral?

Because I'd really rather Not have to store

Any valuables, ma'am.

[sighs]

Wow. All right.

I don't even have To ring a bell

With a sledgehammer or let You guess my weight first.

- the book is a first edition.

It's worth something.

And be careful With the stuffed animals.

Some of them were determined To be highly flammable.

- kids were Setting these on fire?

- one kid.

He was fine, But his parents were lawyers.

- okay.

Forget the collateral.

Just...

Indulge me by completing A survey, okay?

On a scale of one to ten,

How satisfied are you with your Decision to hire hankmed?

- I didn't want to hire you In the first place.

We traded An entire cardiac ward

For a guy with a duffel bag.

My husband belongs In the hospital.

- so can I say, like, 9.5?

I'll just say nine.

- I've been avoiding Rachel all day.

This allergy ruse Won't last long.

- then let's get This diagnosed and treated,

So the two of you Can move on...

If you'd let me Do the exam now.

- [sighs]

- the tests showed That it's not

A urinary tract infection Or syphilis.

- why'd you test for syphilis?

I retired my player's jersey When I met rachel.

Although the wild stories About mutual fund

Software entrepreneurs Are everything you've heard

And then some.

Wait.

You thought my wife Was cheating on me

Right before our wedding?

- not necessarily.

But given your restrictions, That's all I could test for.

- she was on a three-week Photo shoot.

She flew in for the wedding.

So we haven't been intimate For a month.

- I certainly didn't mean To cast aspersions.

If you'd let me conduct A quick exam--

- so far your medical hunches Haven't been that..."Hunchy."

So what are you Gonna check for now?

- epididymitis Or testicular orchitis.

- uh, neither of those Sounds any good.

- I don't name them. I just treat them.

- uh, hey, for the record...

I don't have a problem With you being a woman.

- good. Neither do I.

- my problem is you're An assistant.

- mr. Ryder, if you would Worry less about my title

And focus more On what I can do,

Hopefully I can get you back On your honeymoon.

Now...

Drop 'em.

- yeah, just fax it. That's cool.

- mrs. Kinglsey, We need to talk.

- of course we do.

And you can call it A consultation

And charge us for it.

- no, no, no. This isn't about the money.

Evan, they can pay what they Want, when they want.

- that's actually exactly what I Was about to tell mrs. Kinglsey.

But in exchange, I expect that Survey to be filled out, okay?

Optional comment Section included.

I'll see you at home.

- okay. [sighs]

- so you've finally realized You bit off

More than you can chew With my loving,

Stubborn-as-hell husband.

- no, I realize that you And I want the same thing

And we can help each other.

- and how's that?

- by convincing zack That he needs

To be your husband first

And your illustrator second.

Zack?

- he locked it again.

He gets like this before Every deadline.

- zack, open up, buddy.

- even I don't get a key.

The good news is the kitchen And the bathrooms

Are all on this side Of the door,

So eventually he has To come out.

Zack! - zack!

Open the door, Zack!

- what's happening?

- it's called A flash pulmonary edema.

This fluid's coming From his lungs.

Uh, grab that bag, please.

- oh, please.

Don't leave me, sweetie.

Please.

I need you.

- it's gonna be okay.

[machine beeps]

Stay with me, zack.

- please.

Please. Please.

- just stay calm and breathe, Zack.

This is a bi-pap machine.

There's fluid Backed up into your lungs.

The bi-pap will help Your oxygenation

And improve the function Of your heart.

Julie, come here. Can you hold him?

Keep him sitting up While the machine does its work.

You'll feel better soon.

- I have you, zack.

I have you.

- I'm not putting a gown on.

You wanted a look. I gave you a look.

- I eliminated epididymitis And orchitis,

But I did see a mild Ulceration down there.

In order to diagnose it,

I'll need to examine your pulse, Your temperature,

Your nose, your ears.

- I told you where it hurts.

You're not even looking On the right end.

- this is part Of the diagnostic process.

I need to do A full examination

And get a scraping From the ulcer

To put under a microscope.

- the software I invented Sold millions

Because it gives people An answer.

No offense, I just think a doctor

Would have given me one by now Or at least had a theory.

- it could be Any number of things.

It would be irresponsible To speculate out loud

At this point.

- "Any number of things"?

Like what?

Please, be irresponsible.

- granuloma inguinale, Chancroid,

Balanitis, Fungal infection,

Psychosomatic dermatitis,

Herpes zoster, Tuberculosis, hpv,

Squamous cell carcinoma.

- carcinoma?

On my honeymoon? On my--

That?

Oh, god.

I knew something Had to happen.

- good. So those are zack's options.

- yep.

Do it my way, The right way,

Or it's back to heritage.

- it sounds like A no-lose situation for me.

Either way, I get to keep You alive, zoomer.

- all right, Fluid's dissipated.

How do you feel?

- lucky, I guess. And cold.

- I'll go get your tea.

- all right, You ready for the blockers?

- actually, First I'd like to finish--

- rhetorical question. Before you do anything else,

I need to give you The medication

That'll keep you alive.

Look, the good news is The iv catheter's already in,

So I just have To switch bags.

- and the bad news Is now I'll be lame.

Kids hate lame, hank.

- so you'd let your course Of treatment be dictated

By people Who are three-feet tall

And eat paste for fun?

- why not? They dictate The course of my career.

- don't give up on me.

Get your health back,

Then you can work on Getting your mojo back.

Hey, maybe you could put A little doctor character

In one of your books.

- hey, do I tell you How to practice medicine?

- actually, that's exactly What you've been doing.

Yeah.

[cell phone rings] Oh.

Yeah.

- I'm just saying I never heard of the job.

So how could I know If a so-called p.A.

Knows a kidney stone From a kidney bean?

- because she works for me, And we ask that question

On the hankmed Job application.

- you're the doctor?

Great.

Glad to finally Have you involved.

- I've been involved.

Divya's kept me informed Every step of the way.

Mr. Ryder, I am happy To check you out,

But you were in great hands

Before I got here.

How far along were you?

- he wouldn't let me give him A full exam.

- I gave her a peek.

- I thought he didn't Have allergies.

- I don't. I didn't.

- minor lesions In the nasal membrane.

- in combination with The other ulceration.

- I've seen this overseas.

- I don't go overseas.

- were you in The greenhouse much?

- only for the wedding.

- did you spend Any additional time there?

Not in your tuxedo perhaps?

- well...Yes.

Rachel came to my door The morning of the wedding

And made me go skinny-dipping With her through the trees.

I told her it was Bad luck to see each other,

But she can be very persuasive When she's naked.

- I'm sure.

I think when you brought The tropics to you,

You may have gotten More than you bargained for.

Divya, I'm gonna need A microscope and--

- a giemsa stain.

- uh-huh.

I think you have a case Of leishmaniasis.

It's caused by the bite Of tropical sand flies.

- one of them probably Hitched a ride to america

On a tree.

Then bit you Upstairs and downstairs

While you romped And frolicked.

- luckily, it's treatable, And you're gonna be okay.

- thank god.

I'll go tell my wife She still has a honeymoon

To look forward to.

[laughter]

- * da da da da da

* da da da da

*

* the place we're hiding

- hey. - hey.

What are you doing here?

- my nephews are big fans.

They're over there waiting For the reading to start.

- can I ask, do you--

Does this cutout Look funny to you?

- they're children's book Characters.

- yeah, but not "Ha ha" funny, Like off.

- looks like Zoomer and jewel to me.

- okay.

Is that super stan weisman,

The cardiologist From manhattan?

- mm-hmm.

- what's he doing here?

- dr. Weisman has a house In the hamptons,

And he has kids.

- oh, yeah. No, that makes sense.

- and I recruited him To work at hamptons heritage

Two days a week Every summer.

- wow. That's quite a coup.

- I guess sometimes Us little people

Want it more.

- okay, I see what You're doing there.

Look, I should Have spoken to you

Before agreeing To treat zack.

I owed you that, And I am sorry.

- yeah, well, He was leaving anyway.

- oh.

So apology accepted And we're good?

- [sighs]

I don't think It's that simple.

- what do you mean?

- this is exactly what happened With me and charlie.

- charlie. - yeah.

Charlie, my ex.

You know, once it Stopped working personally,

We thought we could still Make it work professionally,

But it turns out it's really An all-or-nothing deal.

Anything in between Is just too hard.

- so what are you saying?

- I want nothing more Than to see you, hank,

But I don't think I know how.

I guess nothing's fair game.

It's the only way That I can move on.

I'm--I'm sorry.

[cell phone rings]

- hello.

- hank, come quick. Zack collapsed.

- he collapsed?

The cutout.

Jewel's all yellow.

- what? What does that mean?

- it means that zack Is toxic.

I'm on my way.

- stand back, ma'am. We've got it.

- we were on our way, And he just--

- bp's dropped To 60 over 30.

Heart rate 150 per minute.

- I've got a line in Just in case.

- stop. I'm his doctor.

- he's afib with r.V.R. He needs to be defibbed now.

- yeah, that could kill him.

He has digitalis toxicity.

- what does that all mean?

- julie, the tea He always drinks.

Do you have the box somewhere?

- there is no box. It's herbal.

He grows it himself In our garden.

- I'm betting that tea Was foxglove.

It grows wild here And it makes the digoxin,

Which slows down The heart.

He was self-medicating.

- look, State protocol mandates

That we stick To standard treatment.

- yeah, well, We don't have time.

I'll take full responsibility.

- that's not my call, doc. It's hers.

- julie, did you see The cutouts he painted?

- no. - okay.

They showed signs That his vision had yellowed.

That happens with Excessive digitalis.

Look, I'm on your side, Julie.

- [sobbing]

Hank is his doctor.

- okay, get my bag, please.

I need you To flatten him out.

Clear.

- [sobbing]

- with digitalis toxicity, You push lidocaine,

100 milligrams.

- herbal tea Can really do this?

- the kind zack drinks can. It's powerful.

So with his heart condition, Overdosing is easy.

- heart's still racing At 150.

- are you sure?

- yes, it'll drop.

- heart rate's really dropping.

Too low, it's in the 30s.

- he could flatline. - how's his pressure?

- 100 over 50.

- set up The external pacemaker

Just in case his pressure Drops too low

Before this kicks in.

- [gasping, coughing]

[coughs]

- welcome back, buddy.

He's gonna be okay.

- so we'll give you Iv pentavalent antimony

With allopurinol.

- and I'll cut back On my naked frolicking

In the elements too.

- mmm.

You'll be all better By month's end.

- this survey evan gave me.

Two questions.

Can I rate you Higher than a ten?

And for "Condition treated"

It doesn't seem To have a box

For flies inside my fly.

- just check "Other".

- check.

I owe you a thanks And an apology.

I was uncooperative.

I put too much value On perception sometimes.

But sometimes the best stocks

Are the gems Nobody's heard of yet.

- hi, baby.

How's my super fly guy?

- the p.A. Thinks I'll be better by?

- oh, right here.

- oh, well, that's during My trinidad photo shoot.

- what would you think If I met you in trinidad

And we flew To the real amazon?

- you'd really get In an airplane for me?

- with enough sedation, Sure.

Look, if something this weird Can happen in the hamptons,

What am I so afraid of, huh?

- oh, baby.

Oh, my big, strong man.

Oh, my gosh, I just love you so much,

My little rock star.

Eskimo kisses.

- okay, bye. - bye.

- "Watching the sunset Always made zoomer

"A little sad,

"Because that meant bedtime

And all the day's fun Was done."

- "But every night When the lights went off,

"Jewel whispered to him,

'tomorrow is A brand-new day.'"

- "And it was."

[applause]

- well, they think You still got it.

- oh, well, some days I have the mo,

Some days I have the jo.

And some days, I even put them together.

- that sounds like progress.

- nothing will make you Stop bitching about your life

Like getting A second chance at it.

- and look, as I said, If you want to find out

If you're a candidate For either of those surgeries--

- the long-term. - mm-hmm.

Did you know hamptons heritage Happens to have

The premier cardiologist On the east coast?

- that's surprising to hear.

- and his kids Love your books.

- that's not So surprising to hear.

- as you requested.

- thank you.

- though it doesn't seem Like payment enough.

And as your cfo requested.

- oh, he'll be pleased By your feedback.

- can we please get started?

- I have someplace I need to be.

- where?

- I'm still working on that. Anywhere but here.

- yeah, no, I'm waiting for divya, man.

- does she know you're Giving your presentation?

- yeah, if she checks Her text messages,

Or her emails, Or her voicemails.

- you should start Without her.

- I'm not-- - just--

- you know what? Okay, I will.

It's her loss,

Which means it's you And me, henry.

You and me, you ready? - I'm ready.

- you ready for this? - mmm.

[upbeat techno music]

- welcome to advanced Evan-omics.

So-- [knocking at door]

See?

I'm not starting it over For her, by the way.

I don't give a tinker's cuss What her excuse is either.

- hey, doc.

They are...

[hiccups] Back.

I hate to bother you, But my wife--

- come to the cabinet. - thank you.

Morning, mr. Lawson.

- morning, stu.

- viscous lidocaine.

It'll feel odd For about two seconds,

But it's better Than hiccups for two days.

- I really appreciate this.

- stu, do you happen To take meds

For allergies Or asthma?

- I have a prescription For my hay fever.

- well, if it's Corticosteroids,

They sometimes Have the side effect

Of persistent hiccupping.

Try these instead.

- hey, if you ever need Any free a.V. Help--

- will do,

But I leave the bells And whistles to my brother.

- thanks, doc. Take it easy.

- see you, stu.

So anyone else dropping by?

Some huddled masses?

Maybe fagan's gang Of street urchins perhaps?

- ha, we'll resume The evan-omics lesson later,

But so far utterly engrossing.

Riveting. Some of your best work.

- henry.

Henry!

- ta-la!

- I can't believe this.

I cannot believe this.

[upbeat techno music]

*

- divya katdare.

Well, we should-- [hiccups]

We should-- [hiccups]

- we should reschedule.

- no, no, we sh-- [hiccups]

[clears throat, hiccups]

*

Yeah.

[knocks]

- you got my message. - I did.

I thought I'd respond To it in person.

You got my gift.

- yeah, zoomer and jewel Go to the hamptons.

First edition.

- signed to you.

- hmm.

- you know, If that's fair game.

Look, I'm--I'm sorry About everything.

- you know, hank,

Sending me cute little gifts

Really isn't gonna help me Move on.

- well what about Adorable little gifts?

- even worse.

- * show you All my love *

* and tonight

* we won't wait Any longer *

* you say you try to love...

* but does it matter

* does it matter, Oh *

* oh, oh, oh, oh

* lo-o-o-ove

* lo-o-o-ove you more

* more than ever

- * let me, let me Be your star *

* let me be your star

[vibrating]

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