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- I'm hank.

I was your typical
Emergency room doctor...

[steady beeping]
Until I got fired.

- you let a billionaire
Hospital trustee

Die to save some kid
Off the street.

- I made a judgment call.
- you made a mistake.

- this is my brother.

- I'm evan r. Lawson, c.P.A.

- he took me
Away from my troubles

And to the hamptons,

And suddenly,
I had a chance

To become a whole new
Kind of doctor.

Turns out the wealthy
And not-so-wealthy out here

Could use a guy
Who makes house calls,

So I got a second chance
To do what I do best.

[andrew bird's
Fitz and the dizzyspells]

- * comes and goes

* like the fits
And dizzy spells *

* like the weather

- so welcome to the inaugural
Hankmed staff meeting.

I love your blouse, divya.

Good--good day to you.

First on this
Evening's agenda,

Uh, business development.

- it's 11:00 a.M.

- oh, yeah.

No, I wrote this last night.
Sorry.

- yeah, since I left the e.R.,
The two things I miss least

Are pelvic exams
And staff meetings,

And not necessarily
In that order.

- evan, can't you just
Send out an email?

- yeah, okay.
You know what?

I'll send an email.
That's great.

Okay, cool, divya.

I'm sending an email
To both of you.

It says I worked
For three days

On this multimedia
Presentation

And that you're gonna sit down,
Shut up, and enjoy it.

There. Sent.
How's that sound?

How's it going
Over there, stu?

- still working on it, mr.--
[hiccups]

Lawson.
- okay, that's cool.

Keep it up.

- was it really necessary

To retain an a/v specialist
For this?

- [hiccups]
- well--

- we should re-"Shedule"
The meeting.

- motion to re-"Shedule"
Not seconded.

Motion fails.
Moving on.

- there's no stopping him
When he's like this.

The bylaws to our tree house
Were eight pages long

And it was an imaginary
Tree house.

- [hiccups]
- so as I projected,

The hankmed balance sheet
Is robust

As we approach the end
Of our fiscal summer.

- all I needed to hear.
- [hiccups]

- thanks, ev.
- [hiccups]

- here, stu, drink this.

It should help.

- but our gold standard

Is turning our
One-time patients

Into retainer-paying
Clients.

Patients into clients.

This is our new motto.

Let's all say it together.

Patients--
- [hiccups]

Patients--
- [hiccups]

- okay, all together now.
Patients--

- [hiccups]
- excuse me for one second.

[abruptly screams]
- [screams]

Thanks, mr. Lawson.
- absolutely.

Did it work for you?
- [hiccups] Sorry, mr. Lawson.

- cool. That's all right.
- I'm out of here.

- so our research department
Has shown

That when our cfo attends
House calls,

Client conversion triples.

- has our research
Department also found

That we have
No research department?

- funny.
That's really funny.

Guys, I propose
That for select

Residential quadrants,
I join you on visits

To provide
The on-site upsell

And administer customer
Satisfaction surveys.

- great idea.
Awesome presentation.

I'm off to the lab.
- awesome presentation?

Okay.
Really?

Wicked.

[cell phone rings]

Hankmed.

How can we make you
Feel better today?

- [hiccups]

- I can't believe you're here.

You better respect
The patient.

- oh, my god.
I googled them.

She's a swimsuit model
And he's filthy rich.

So, yeah, I respect them both.
Trust me.

So, uh, hi.

Are we treating,
Like, a pterodactyl?

- [chuckles]
No, my husband.

We got married here yesterday.

- oh, congratulations.
- oh, that's so cool.

- thank you.
It was beautiful.

You know, I wanted to honeymoon
In the real amazon,

But my husband alan
Is deathly afraid to fly,

So he rented this for us.

- oh.
- that's a lovely gesture.

- it was until
The pollen or something

Set off his allergies.

- yeah?

- I've said "Bless you"
So many times,

I'm starting to sound
Like the pope.

- [chuckles]

Well, you look way sexier
In your work clothes,

So you got nothing
To worry about.

- evan.
- what?

- be quiet, be professional,
Behave.

But mostly be quiet.

- oh, my god.

- alan!

Alan, honey?

The doctors
You called are here.

- okay.

I'm so glad you're here.

[sniffs]

- hi.
- hey.

I was just dropping
A sample off at the lab.

- oh.

It's okay.

You don't have to explain
Why you're here.

- right.
So...How have you been?

You know, for the past
Couple of days?

- pretty good.
You?

- pretty good.

So what are you up to
For the next couple of days?

I'm sorry.
I know what we said, but--

- it's easier said than done.

- who knew it'd be this hard?

- yeah, and we're obviously

Still going to be bumping
Into each other,

So we do to make
Some ground rules.

- right.
Right.

And what's, uh--
What's fair game?

- and what's not.

- yeah, but more what is.

- excuse me,
Ms. Casey.

Um, the emergency arrhythmia
Patient

We admitted yesterday
Is checking himself out a.M.A.

- well, did we try
Talking sense into him?

Okay, all right.
I'll get dr. Weisman.

Excuse me.

- yeah.

- I signed fewer forms
When I bought my house.

Those your kids?
- yeah.

- nothing quite like
Leaving a hospital

To raise your spirits.

- excuse me, sir?

I'm dr. Lawson.

- [scoffs]

I'd love to talk, doc,
But I'm not staying.

- yeah, neither am I.
I don't even work here.

You mind if
I check your chart?

- all yours.
I'm done with it.

Here you go.

- thanks.

- mr. Kingsley.

You were admitted
Just yesterday

For hypertrophic
Cardiomyopathy?

- little stutter step with my
Ticker, but I feel great now.

- so they adjusted
Your medications

And stabilized you,
But that doesn't mean

You should leave.

Look, I know some
Patients check out

Against medical advice
For financial reasons.

- luckily, my wife
Bought us good insurance.

- then use it.
Stay.

You have a very serious
Heart condition.

- I also have
A very serious work deadline.

If I don't make my deadline,
I can't make a living,

And then my wife can't
Buy us health insurance.

Ironic, huh?

- almost poetic,
But still not

A good enough reason
To leave here.

- don't worry.
My studio is low-stress.

Less stressful
Than this place.

I meditate,
Live organically,

And the little lady
Dotes on me.

- that's great.
All great.

But you still need
Medical supervision.

- are you a cardiologist?

- no, just a friend
Of the hospital.

I'm a private physician.

- private as in house calls?

- yeah.
- problem solved.

You're hired
And I'm out of here.

- no, no, no.
That's not what I meant.

- doc, I'm gonna walk out

That door and go home
To my wife,

No matter what.

If you come with me, at least
I have supervision, right?

- yeah, but--
- mr. Kingsley?

I'm glad you're still here.

The cardiologist
Is on his way.

- no need.

I signed your forms
And I'm on my way

With my new doctor.

- ms. Casey?

Ms. Casey, they need you
At critical care immediately.

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen
When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path
For the silent ghost *

- "Zoomer and jewel."

Cute.

- my wife and I created them
15 years ago.

- must be cool to work
With your wife.

- [scoffs]
You're not married, are you?

- [chuckles]
No.

- our first book
Sold 50 copies.

Ten books later, "Zoomer
And jewel" are local icons

Like martha stewart...

But they've never
Done hard time.

- right. Right.

- these books, they are the only
Thing that worked out.

We get one
Good paycheck a year.

God knows we need it.

- still, this seems like a lot
To illustrate in three days.

- which is why I called our
Publisher for an extension.

For someone who works
In children's books,

That lady knows a lot
Of very nasty words.

- hank, this is julie,
The writer.

Oh.

And my wife.

- I just went
To the hospital

And all they'd tell me
Is that you checked out.

- they sent me home,
So I found a private doctor.

Check him out.

- cut veggies, tea,
And a hank

Are no substitute
For a hospital.

- the hank tried
To tell him that.

- [groans]
Well, I'm feeling zen,

Which means it's time
To get back to work.

Our little guys look bored.

- yeah, well, they didn't just
Have an adventure called

"Zoomer and jewel take
A ride in an ambulance."

You have.

Honey, you have got
To take it easy.

- the scanning shop needs my
Proofs in three days, right?

- yes.
- and?

- and we have the reading
At the library.

- we do a sneak reading
For every release.

It's our good luck tradition.

- that's funny.

I have my own
Good luck tradition

Where I give the patient
An exam.

- soon.

Honey, what's so hard
About sticking to page count?

12 pages, you said.
Not 16.

- so exactly what kind of
Animals are these little guys?

- tasmanian devils.
- badgers.

We've never really agreed.

- then how do you draw them?

- vaguely.
- you know what?

Maybe they're woodchucks.

Did you ever think woodchuck?

Sorry.
Let's do the exam now.

Get my stuff.

- so you should know,
Alan,

That I'm a humongous fan
Of your work.

I really--

Just being in your house
And this close to you

Is, like, whoa,
'cause you're like a rock star

Of stock portfolio
Tracking software.

And it's just, you know--
It's just such an honor.

- it's always nice
To meet a fan.

- absolutely.

- now that we've all mingled,

I should treat
Mr. Ryder's allergies.

- right.

Rachel, honey, why don't you
Go enjoy the beach?

- because you know
It reminds me of work.

- you think swimsuit modeling
Is easy?

The woman can't enjoy
The beach anymore.

- maybe I could go shopping.

- you're in, like,
300 different magazine

And billboard ads.

Shouldn't shopping
Remind you of work too?

- I have selective memory.

Mwah.

- evan?
- mm-hmm?

- will you excuse us?
- wait.

I spoke to you on the phone.

You said your business
Is discreet?

- oh, yeah.
Yeah.

Hankmed invented
Discretion, man.

We're just, you know,
Too discreet to publicize it.

- fine.
My problem isn't allergies.

You're the doctor?

- physician assistant.

And as a medical practitioner,

I'm obligated to maintain
Confidentiality.

- what she said.

- for some reason,
I assumed "Hankmed"

Meant a doctor named hank.

- you see?

I should get a branding award
For coming up with that.

- the doctor can come later
Or I can help you now.

- okay.
Maybe you can help.

[sighs]

It started last night.
Pain when I go.

Internet said
A kidney stone.

Right?
It'll pass?

- the internet says
A lot of things.

Did it begin in your back
And descend?

- no.
Should it have?

- most kidney stones do.

Where does it hurt precisely?

I doubt it's a kidney stone.

I'll have to take a look
At your genitals.

- wouldn't the physician
Do that while you assist?

Can't you just give me a pill
I can take for now?

I'm paying quite a bit
For you to not be a doctor.

- I understand that--
- you know what?

Maybe we don't have
To do an exam--

- evan!

May I speak with you?

- absolutely, divya.

Give us one second, alan.

We'll be right back.

[chuckles]

- what do you
Think you're doing?

- I'm shutting you down,
Nurse guantanamo.

What are you doing?

Have you ever heard
Of bedside manner?

- this isn't
About bedside manner.

This is about
Diagnosing a problem

And helping a patient.

You don't need an m.D.
At the end of your name

To know what's going on here.

- [scoffs]
Well, duh.

But the guy obviously
Doesn't want to tell

A cfo and his p.A.
That his brand-new wife

Gave him an std.

Where's your trademark
Hankmed tact?

- people pay to be treated,
Not coddled.

And I don't give
A tinker's curse

For your marketing drivel.

- I can't debate you
If you talk gibberish

That sounds
Kind of like something

A chimney sweep from
Mary poppins would say,

But you can't cure him unless
You win his trust first.

So work with him.

- guys, should
I call someone else?

An actual doctor, maybe?

- patients into clients.
Patients into clients.

Say it.
It's empowering.

And it's hank-sanctioned too,
Remember?

Here we go.

- mr. Ryder, I apologize.

I believe you may
Have an infection.

- yeah.

- I'll need to take some blood
And urine samples...

- urine samples probably.

- to confirm the diagnosis.

Meantime, I can prescribe
Some antibiotics

And painkillers.

Will that be sufficient?

- delightful.

On behalf of me and my genitals,
Thank you.

- absolutely.

Well, we aim
To please all of you, so...

Great.
That was great.

- breathe in.
Out.

Yeah, you can have high tea
When the exam is done.

Breathe in.
Out.

- [breathing deeply]

- okay.

Pulse is down to 60 from 70 when
You left the hospital.

Blood pressure's
120 over 75.

You're doing better.

- I told you I'd be fine.

Natural living.

Food from my organic garden
Beats hospital food any day.

- the rocks in your garden
Beat hospital food.

But hamptons heritage put you
On the right medications--

Calcium channel blockers
And furosemide.

- I prefer the hospital food.

Now, if we're done,
I'll get to work.

- hey, you know what?

Tell me about
All these characters.

I mean, where do you guys
Get your ideas?

- my wife gets them...
From me.

Life experience, I guess.

Zoomer's always been
The mischievous one.

- the little white one?

- no, that's jewel,
The good girl.

She's harder to illustrate
Than he is.

It's all about
Shading the white.

- speaking of shading...

Your wife should
Know the truth

About how you left
The hospital.

- [scoffs]

A year ago I found out
I had this thing.

And I know julie is just
Trying to protect me,

But...You know,
I like illustrating for kids,

Not being treated like one.

- this isn't just a thing.

Part of your heart is too big.

It's crucial that you monitor
And medicate it

So you don't develop
Complications.

- I do.
Look at my numbers.

- and we should talk
About long-term options.

I mean, there are surgeries you
Might be a candidate for.

- [sighs]
Long-term?

You sound like the hospital
I just left.

Let's talk long-term later.

I hired you to get me
Through the next three days.

- [sighs]

[knock on door]

- hey.
- hey.

[tea kettle whistles]
- come in.

Come in.

Oh, uh, I'm just gonna--

Come on in.

I'm glad you came by.
You got my message?

- I did and I decided
To respond in person.

- look, I really
Am sorry about

What happened today
With zack.

- zack?

Oh, you mean mr. Kingsley.
Hmm.

How is my patient,
Anyway?

- he's doing well.

Jill, look, he was already
Leaving hamptons heritage

Before I even got there.

At least now he
Has medical supervision.

- what you did, hank,
Is the definition

Of "Not fair game."

What do I tell my board members
If they ask me

Why my boyfriend--
I'm sorry, ex-boyfriend--

Poached a serious
Cardio case from me?

- tell them this was unintended
And in no way personal.

And that they're giving
Their hospital

A little too much credit.

- what the hell
Does that mean?

- let's face it.

Zack wasn't really
Gonna undergo

His cardiac surgery
At hamptons heritage anyway.

- really?
And why not?

- look, it's a great hospital
For some things.

But, jill, if you had
His condition,

I'd want you at a larger
Specialized facility.

- my tiny unspecialized
Facility

Is full of dedicated people
Who save lives every day,

Just like you used to.

It just so happens, hank,

You don't have to get fired
To be a good doctor.

[door opens and closes]

- come on, please?

Dude, I didn't even
Use it yet.

- sorry, mr. Lawson.

It is a 24-hour rental.

- I know, but can a brother
Get a grace period?

I mean--

- [scoffs]
Okay.

- yes.

All right, thank you, stu.

Now allow me
To walk you through

The financial benchmarks that we
Did not get through yesterday.

- actually, medical updates
Take priority.

- I know, but--
Okay, but we find--

- divya, what's the status
Of our fake allergy patient?

- he wasn't cooperative,

But it's most likely
A simple std.

- he probably won't
Think it's simple.

- when are lab results
Expected?

- they'll be emailed
Any time now.

Meanwhile, I started ceftriaxone
And doxycyxline

And oxycodone for the pain.

- all right, well,
Wide-spectrum

Antibiotics was a good call.

- speaking of good calls,
Did you make yours?

- no, I haven't called her yet.

- you should send flowers.

I recommend peonies.

- thank you.
- [hiccups]

- again with this?

- not again.
Still.

Wife's about to kill me.

We just had a baby boy and I'm
Kee--[hiccups]

I'm kee--[hiccups]

I'm keeping him up at night.
[hiccups]

- all right, come here.
Let me take a look.

- look, you only delayed
The inevitable yesterday.

When the std results
Come back positive,

Someone's going to have
To discuss it with them.

- well, that'll be
A real dr. Phil moment.

- here is their
Contract and invoice.

You take care of that
And I'll take care of him.

- okay, this is tetracaine.

It's a mild anesthetic.

It'll relax the larynx
And end the spasm.

- [deep breath]
Wow.

Thanks.

Thank you!
- no sweat.

- thank you.
- you got it.

- [sighs]
Hey.

I'm giving you guys
An extension.

- dude!
Dude.

- all right, guys,
Is the case handled?

- I really think
She needs backup, doctor.

- I've got it.
I'm going back there today.

Alone.

Oh, and I read zack's file.

His non-compliance sounds
Like a liability.

- yeah, you want divya should
Rough him up?

- no, I'm good.

I'm going over there
Right now.

I got a plan.
- plan?

Plans are good.
Contracts are better.

You don't have one
With him yet, do you?

- well, I--
- okay, you know what?

This handshake hank thing
Is really cute,

But now I'm tagging along
With you.

- fine.
- and, by the way,

Next time we have
A staff meeting,

We're gonna use
That multimedia station,

'cause I slaved over
That powerpoint

And I also really want
To use this laser pointer.

- stop it.
Get--stop it!

- * lesson in forgetting how

* the candle does its work

* pressing on me a solution

- zack?
Exam time.

Come on down.

*

- * story of sedation--

[music stops]
- take a break, picasso.

Zack?
Step down, please.

- [grunts]

[chuckles]
I'm okay.

- you stopped taking your
Calcium channel blockers.

They wore you out,
So you compensated

With too many diuretics

And now you're dehydrated
And cramping.

That's why you fell.

- I need a banana
For some potassium.

- zack, we are way
Past bananas and tea.

All those diuretics
Made you ototoxic.

Temporarily deaf.

You can barely
Hear me, right?

- those blockers
Make me feel like crap.

I take them,
I miss deadlines,

And eventually our publisher's
Gonna drop us.

I can't afford
To play russian roulette

With our livelihood.

- well, you're playing russian
Roulette with your life.

- I got to make a living, hank.

- look, I get it.
I do.

But if you don't
Take your meds,

You could develop
A severe arrhythmia.

I'm your doctor.

You need to listen to me.

- what?

- you need to listen to me.

- [scoffs]

Don't you guys have
A triple-a discount?

Coupon in the paper?

Two-for-one special?
Anything?

- we're here to keep your
Husband alive, ma'am,

Not steam clean your carpets.

- fine.

Here's a check for half.

I'll give you collateral
For the rest.

- what kind of collateral?

Because I'd really rather
Not have to store

Any valuables, ma'am.

[sighs]

Wow.
All right.

I don't even have
To ring a bell

With a sledgehammer or let
You guess my weight first.

- the book is a first edition.

It's worth something.

And be careful
With the stuffed animals.

Some of them were determined
To be highly flammable.

- kids were
Setting these on fire?

- one kid.

He was fine,
But his parents were lawyers.

- okay.

Forget the collateral.

Just...

Indulge me by completing
A survey, okay?

On a scale of one to ten,

How satisfied are you with your
Decision to hire hankmed?

- I didn't want to hire you
In the first place.

We traded
An entire cardiac ward

For a guy with a duffel bag.

My husband belongs
In the hospital.

- so can I say, like, 9.5?

I'll just say nine.

- I've been avoiding
Rachel all day.

This allergy ruse
Won't last long.

- then let's get
This diagnosed and treated,

So the two of you
Can move on...

If you'd let me
Do the exam now.

- [sighs]

- the tests showed
That it's not

A urinary tract infection
Or syphilis.

- why'd you test for syphilis?

I retired my player's jersey
When I met rachel.

Although the wild stories
About mutual fund

Software entrepreneurs
Are everything you've heard

And then some.

Wait.

You thought my wife
Was cheating on me

Right before our wedding?

- not necessarily.

But given your restrictions,
That's all I could test for.

- she was on a three-week
Photo shoot.

She flew in for the wedding.

So we haven't been intimate
For a month.

- I certainly didn't mean
To cast aspersions.

If you'd let me conduct
A quick exam--

- so far your medical hunches
Haven't been that..."Hunchy."

So what are you
Gonna check for now?

- epididymitis
Or testicular orchitis.

- uh, neither of those
Sounds any good.

- I don't name them.
I just treat them.

- uh, hey, for the record...

I don't have a problem
With you being a woman.

- good.
Neither do I.

- my problem is you're
An assistant.

- mr. Ryder, if you would
Worry less about my title

And focus more
On what I can do,

Hopefully I can get you back
On your honeymoon.

Now...

Drop 'em.

- yeah, just fax it.
That's cool.

- mrs. Kinglsey,
We need to talk.

- of course we do.

And you can call it
A consultation

And charge us for it.

- no, no, no.
This isn't about the money.

Evan, they can pay what they
Want, when they want.

- that's actually exactly what I
Was about to tell mrs. Kinglsey.

But in exchange, I expect that
Survey to be filled out, okay?

Optional comment
Section included.

I'll see you at home.

- okay.
[sighs]

- so you've finally realized
You bit off

More than you can chew
With my loving,

Stubborn-as-hell husband.

- no, I realize that you
And I want the same thing

And we can help each other.

- and how's that?

- by convincing zack
That he needs

To be your husband first

And your illustrator second.

Zack?

- he locked it again.

He gets like this before
Every deadline.

- zack, open up, buddy.

- even I don't get a key.

The good news is the kitchen
And the bathrooms

Are all on this side
Of the door,

So eventually he has
To come out.

Zack!
- zack!

Open the door,
Zack!

- what's happening?

- it's called
A flash pulmonary edema.

This fluid's coming
From his lungs.

Uh, grab that bag, please.

- oh, please.

Don't leave me, sweetie.

Please.

I need you.

- it's gonna be okay.

[machine beeps]

Stay with me, zack.

- please.

Please.
Please.

- just stay calm and breathe,
Zack.

This is a bi-pap machine.

There's fluid
Backed up into your lungs.

The bi-pap will help
Your oxygenation

And improve the function
Of your heart.

Julie, come here.
Can you hold him?

Keep him sitting up
While the machine does its work.

You'll feel better soon.

- I have you, zack.

I have you.

- I'm not putting a gown on.

You wanted a look.
I gave you a look.

- I eliminated epididymitis
And orchitis,

But I did see a mild
Ulceration down there.

In order to diagnose it,

I'll need to examine your pulse,
Your temperature,

Your nose, your ears.

- I told you where it hurts.

You're not even looking
On the right end.

- this is part
Of the diagnostic process.

I need to do
A full examination

And get a scraping
From the ulcer

To put under a microscope.

- the software I invented
Sold millions

Because it gives people
An answer.

No offense,
I just think a doctor

Would have given me one by now
Or at least had a theory.

- it could be
Any number of things.

It would be irresponsible
To speculate out loud

At this point.

- "Any number of things"?

Like what?

Please, be irresponsible.

- granuloma inguinale,
Chancroid,

Balanitis,
Fungal infection,

Psychosomatic dermatitis,

Herpes zoster,
Tuberculosis, hpv,

Squamous cell carcinoma.

- carcinoma?

On my honeymoon?
On my--

That?

Oh, god.

I knew something
Had to happen.

- good.
So those are zack's options.

- yep.

Do it my way,
The right way,

Or it's back to heritage.

- it sounds like
A no-lose situation for me.

Either way, I get to keep
You alive, zoomer.

- all right,
Fluid's dissipated.

How do you feel?

- lucky, I guess.
And cold.

- I'll go get your tea.

- all right,
You ready for the blockers?

- actually,
First I'd like to finish--

- rhetorical question.
Before you do anything else,

I need to give you
The medication

That'll keep you alive.

Look, the good news is
The iv catheter's already in,

So I just have
To switch bags.

- and the bad news
Is now I'll be lame.

Kids hate lame, hank.

- so you'd let your course
Of treatment be dictated

By people
Who are three-feet tall

And eat paste for fun?

- why not? They dictate
The course of my career.

- don't give up on me.

Get your health back,

Then you can work on
Getting your mojo back.

Hey, maybe you could put
A little doctor character

In one of your books.

- hey, do I tell you
How to practice medicine?

- actually, that's exactly
What you've been doing.

Yeah.

[cell phone rings]
Oh.

Yeah.

- I'm just saying
I never heard of the job.

So how could I know
If a so-called p.A.

Knows a kidney stone
From a kidney bean?

- because she works for me,
And we ask that question

On the hankmed
Job application.

- you're the doctor?

Great.

Glad to finally
Have you involved.

- I've been involved.

Divya's kept me informed
Every step of the way.

Mr. Ryder, I am happy
To check you out,

But you were in great hands

Before I got here.

How far along were you?

- he wouldn't let me give him
A full exam.

- I gave her a peek.

- I thought he didn't
Have allergies.

- I don't.
I didn't.

- minor lesions
In the nasal membrane.

- in combination with
The other ulceration.

- I've seen this overseas.

- I don't go overseas.

- were you in
The greenhouse much?

- only for the wedding.

- did you spend
Any additional time there?

Not in your tuxedo perhaps?

- well...Yes.

Rachel came to my door
The morning of the wedding

And made me go skinny-dipping
With her through the trees.

I told her it was
Bad luck to see each other,

But she can be very persuasive
When she's naked.

- I'm sure.

I think when you brought
The tropics to you,

You may have gotten
More than you bargained for.

Divya, I'm gonna need
A microscope and--

- a giemsa stain.

- uh-huh.

I think you have a case
Of leishmaniasis.

It's caused by the bite
Of tropical sand flies.

- one of them probably
Hitched a ride to america

On a tree.

Then bit you
Upstairs and downstairs

While you romped
And frolicked.

- luckily, it's treatable,
And you're gonna be okay.

- thank god.

I'll go tell my wife
She still has a honeymoon

To look forward to.

[laughter]

- * da da da da da

* da da da da

*

* the place we're hiding

- hey.
- hey.

What are you doing here?

- my nephews are big fans.

They're over there waiting
For the reading to start.

- can I ask, do you--

Does this cutout
Look funny to you?

- they're children's book
Characters.

- yeah, but not "Ha ha" funny,
Like off.

- looks like
Zoomer and jewel to me.

- okay.

Is that super stan weisman,

The cardiologist
From manhattan?

- mm-hmm.

- what's he doing here?

- dr. Weisman has a house
In the hamptons,

And he has kids.

- oh, yeah.
No, that makes sense.

- and I recruited him
To work at hamptons heritage

Two days a week
Every summer.

- wow.
That's quite a coup.

- I guess sometimes
Us little people

Want it more.

- okay, I see what
You're doing there.

Look, I should
Have spoken to you

Before agreeing
To treat zack.

I owed you that,
And I am sorry.

- yeah, well,
He was leaving anyway.

- oh.

So apology accepted
And we're good?

- [sighs]

I don't think
It's that simple.

- what do you mean?

- this is exactly what happened
With me and charlie.

- charlie.
- yeah.

Charlie, my ex.

You know, once it
Stopped working personally,

We thought we could still
Make it work professionally,

But it turns out it's really
An all-or-nothing deal.

Anything in between
Is just too hard.

- so what are you saying?

- I want nothing more
Than to see you, hank,

But I don't think
I know how.

I guess nothing's fair game.

It's the only way
That I can move on.

I'm--I'm sorry.

[cell phone rings]

- hello.

- hank, come quick.
Zack collapsed.

- he collapsed?

The cutout.

Jewel's all yellow.

- what?
What does that mean?

- it means that zack
Is toxic.

I'm on my way.

- stand back, ma'am.
We've got it.

- we were on our way,
And he just--

- bp's dropped
To 60 over 30.

Heart rate 150 per minute.

- I've got a line in
Just in case.

- stop.
I'm his doctor.

- he's afib with r.V.R.
He needs to be defibbed now.

- yeah, that could kill him.

He has digitalis toxicity.

- what does that all mean?

- julie, the tea
He always drinks.

Do you have the box somewhere?

- there is no box.
It's herbal.

He grows it himself
In our garden.

- I'm betting that tea
Was foxglove.

It grows wild here
And it makes the digoxin,

Which slows down
The heart.

He was self-medicating.

- look,
State protocol mandates

That we stick
To standard treatment.

- yeah, well,
We don't have time.

I'll take full responsibility.

- that's not my call, doc.
It's hers.

- julie, did you see
The cutouts he painted?

- no.
- okay.

They showed signs
That his vision had yellowed.

That happens with
Excessive digitalis.

Look, I'm on your side,
Julie.

- [sobbing]

Hank is his doctor.

- okay, get my bag, please.

I need you
To flatten him out.

Clear.

- [sobbing]

- with digitalis toxicity,
You push lidocaine,

100 milligrams.

- herbal tea
Can really do this?

- the kind zack drinks can.
It's powerful.

So with his heart condition,
Overdosing is easy.

- heart's still racing
At 150.

- are you sure?

- yes, it'll drop.

- heart rate's really dropping.

Too low, it's in the 30s.

- he could flatline.
- how's his pressure?

- 100 over 50.

- set up
The external pacemaker

Just in case his pressure
Drops too low

Before this kicks in.

- [gasping, coughing]

[coughs]

- welcome back, buddy.

He's gonna be okay.

- so we'll give you
Iv pentavalent antimony

With allopurinol.

- and I'll cut back
On my naked frolicking

In the elements too.

- mmm.

You'll be all better
By month's end.

- this survey evan gave me.

Two questions.

Can I rate you
Higher than a ten?

And for "Condition treated"

It doesn't seem
To have a box

For flies inside my fly.

- just check "Other".

- check.

I owe you a thanks
And an apology.

I was uncooperative.

I put too much value
On perception sometimes.

But sometimes the best stocks

Are the gems
Nobody's heard of yet.

- hi, baby.

How's my super fly guy?

- the p.A. Thinks
I'll be better by?

- oh, right here.

- oh, well, that's during
My trinidad photo shoot.

- what would you think
If I met you in trinidad

And we flew
To the real amazon?

- you'd really get
In an airplane for me?

- with enough sedation,
Sure.

Look, if something this weird
Can happen in the hamptons,

What am I so afraid of, huh?

- oh, baby.

Oh, my big, strong man.

Oh, my gosh,
I just love you so much,

My little rock star.

Eskimo kisses.

- okay, bye.
- bye.

- "Watching the sunset
Always made zoomer

"A little sad,

"Because that meant bedtime

And all the day's fun
Was done."

- "But every night
When the lights went off,

"Jewel whispered to him,

'tomorrow is
A brand-new day.'"

- "And it was."

[applause]

- well, they think
You still got it.

- oh, well, some days
I have the mo,

Some days I have the jo.

And some days,
I even put them together.

- that sounds like progress.

- nothing will make you
Stop bitching about your life

Like getting
A second chance at it.

- and look, as I said,
If you want to find out

If you're a candidate
For either of those surgeries--

- the long-term.
- mm-hmm.

Did you know hamptons heritage
Happens to have

The premier cardiologist
On the east coast?

- that's surprising to hear.

- and his kids
Love your books.

- that's not
So surprising to hear.

- as you requested.

- thank you.

- though it doesn't seem
Like payment enough.

And as your cfo requested.

- oh, he'll be pleased
By your feedback.

- can we please get started?

- I have someplace
I need to be.

- where?

- I'm still working on that.
Anywhere but here.

- yeah, no,
I'm waiting for divya, man.

- does she know you're
Giving your presentation?

- yeah, if she checks
Her text messages,

Or her emails,
Or her voicemails.

- you should start
Without her.

- I'm not--
- just--

- you know what?
Okay, I will.

It's her loss,

Which means it's you
And me, henry.

You and me, you ready?
- I'm ready.

- you ready for this?
- mmm.

[upbeat techno music]

- welcome to advanced
Evan-omics.

So--
[knocking at door]

See?

I'm not starting it over
For her, by the way.

I don't give a tinker's cuss
What her excuse is either.

- hey, doc.

They are...

[hiccups]
Back.

I hate to bother you,
But my wife--

- come to the cabinet.
- thank you.

Morning, mr. Lawson.

- morning, stu.

- viscous lidocaine.

It'll feel odd
For about two seconds,

But it's better
Than hiccups for two days.

- I really appreciate this.

- stu, do you happen
To take meds

For allergies
Or asthma?

- I have a prescription
For my hay fever.

- well, if it's
Corticosteroids,

They sometimes
Have the side effect

Of persistent hiccupping.

Try these instead.

- hey, if you ever need
Any free a.V. Help--

- will do,

But I leave the bells
And whistles to my brother.

- thanks, doc.
Take it easy.

- see you, stu.

So anyone else dropping by?

Some huddled masses?

Maybe fagan's gang
Of street urchins perhaps?

- ha, we'll resume
The evan-omics lesson later,

But so far utterly engrossing.

Riveting.
Some of your best work.

- henry.

Henry!

- ta-la!

- I can't believe this.

I cannot believe this.

[upbeat techno music]

*

- divya katdare.

Well, we should--
[hiccups]

We should--
[hiccups]

- we should reschedule.

- no, no, we sh--
[hiccups]

[clears throat, hiccups]

*

Yeah.

[knocks]

- you got my message.
- I did.

I thought I'd respond
To it in person.

You got my gift.

- yeah, zoomer and jewel
Go to the hamptons.

First edition.

- signed to you.

- hmm.

- you know,
If that's fair game.

Look, I'm--I'm sorry
About everything.

- you know, hank,

Sending me cute little gifts

Really isn't gonna help me
Move on.

- well what about
Adorable little gifts?

- even worse.

- * show you
All my love *

* and tonight

* we won't wait
Any longer *

* you say you try to love...

* but does it matter

* does it matter,
Oh *

* oh, oh, oh, oh

* lo-o-o-ove

* lo-o-o-ove you more

* more than ever

- * let me, let me
Be your star *

* let me be your star

[vibrating]

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