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- I'm hank.

I was your typical Emergency room doctor,

Until I got fired.

- he let a billionaire hospital Trustee die

To save some kid Off the street.

- I made a judgment call. - you made a mistake.

- this is my brother.

- I'm evan r. Lawson, cpa.

- he took me away from my Troubles and to the hamptons.

And suddenly I had a chance to become

A whole new kind of doctor.

Turns out the wealthy And not so wealthy out here

Could use a guy Who makes house calls.

So I got a second chance to do What I do best.

[upbeat music]

*

- so...

- so...

- so that happened, finally.

Not that I was Getting impatient.

I just meant that--did-- Never mind.

- [laughs] Boy, I'm relieved.

- that it finally happened.

- no, that you're even worse

At having this Conversation than I am.

- happy to help out.

I gotta ask, What is that tattoo about?

- [laughs] It's from my crazy days.

You know, Sowing my wild oats,

Acting on impulse?

You know how it is.

- not really.

- wait, you're telling me That you never went through

A rebellious phase?

- I didn't go to an ivy league Med school. Does that count?

- you have to have a rebellious Phase, hank. Everybody does.

- I disagree. I mean, why?

- so you can have an awkward Conversation about it

The morning After you sleep with someone.

- well, we were doing that Just fine before all this.

- now that we agree on.

- I can think of something else We will definitely agree on.

Breakfast in bed.

- no, that's too much trouble.

- but a couple of bowls, spoons, A box, and some milk.

- okay. You're right, that isn't Any trouble at all.

- see? Was that so hard?

Tucker. What's going on?

- uh, I know this is kind of An aggressive move

Showing up at your doorstep, but I have an aggressive dilemma.

- no, no. Come on in.

Uh, you know what, Why don't we go outside, okay?

Come on.

- $87.

Wow, That's more than I spent

Buying women cocktails Last night.

Keep it, man.

Ciao.

I really need a car.

- why would you think libby's Cheating on you?

- because, after she borrowed My laptop,

There were pregnancy websites In the browser history,

And she's been moody, And she's been tired,

And her chestal area,

Has undergone, like, An extreme growth spurt.

- and, how is it you know these Are pregnancy indicators?

- from the pregnancy websites.

- you read them too?

- you know, when in rome.

- okay, look, Even if she is pregnant,

That doesn't mean She's cheating on you.

- well, it does If we've never slept together.

- oh, yeah, it kinda does.

- I love her, hank. Or I--or, I did.

- then talk to her. And listen to what she says,

Even if it isn't What you want to hear.

'cause maybe this is A misunderstanding and maybe

It's not, but, either way, You can't solve it alone.

- hey. - well, good morning, jill.

- good morning. Um, have you seen hank?

- he's outside, in an embm. Early morning business meeting.

- oh.

Looks like You had fun last night.

- mmm. Looks like hank did too.

- I'd expect a more mature Reaction from someone

Eating fruity puffs.

- actually, fruity puffs Are high in calcium.

They help strengthen your bones And teeth.

- that's the milk.

- really? - yeah, really.

- boy, these are horrible For you.

- hey, jill. - jesus.

- tucker, hi. How are you?

- uh, in an existential crisis. You?

[buzzing] - uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Wait for it.

[musical tone]

- it's urgent. Uh, is-may ewberg-nay?

- ms. Newparts newberg? - hell of an encryption system.

- I'm operating On very little sleep.

- I'll let you guys Get to work.

- I'll walk you to your car.

- so, yeah, we've never Officially met,

But I've heard a lot about you. Evan r. Lawson, cfo of hankmed.

- tucker bryant, 16.

- cool. So that's your ferrari Outside, huh?

- yeah, one of them.

- oh, my god, That must be nice.

Last night, I was at this club,

I was hitting on the hottest Girl there--like, by far,

The hottest girl there. She was a model from wilhemina,

And I was right about to close The deal, like, right, right,

Right there, and then she found Out I didn't have a car.

You know what she said? - wait, hold--

You don't have a car?

- that's exactly what she said. Like, even the way she said it.

I heard that like three times Last night.

- well, listen, Dad does a lot of business

With bridgehampton motors.

Tell them marshall bryant Sent you.

They'll hook you up. - really?

- yeah. - thanks, man. Wow.

- no problem, dude. It was nice To meet you, I gotta go.

- okay.

You know what? Uh, let me return the favor

By dropping some of my Lady-knowledge on you.

- your "Lady-knowledge"?

- yeah, knowledge about ladies. Not just stuff ladies know.

You know, lady-knowledge. You know, I get around.

- without a car? - let's not dwell on that, okay?

Let's just move past that.

- thank heaven you're here.

Oh, sore throat, cough, fever, Mucous.

It started a couple of days ago And I'm worried, hank.

She's my right hand and my left And sometimes my brain.

Esperanza, I told you To go to bed.

You should be convalescing, Not cleaning.

- and let your tchotchkes Go undusted?

How could I live with myself?

And I told you, I don't need a doctor.

[coughs]

- hank is more than a doctor. He's family.

Now sit down and I'm going to Get you something to drink.

- all right, esperanza. Let me have a look at you.

Why don't you sit down Over here?

- [coughs]

- okay, would you open Your mouth, please?

- [sniffles]

- deep breath in. Out. - [sputters]

- and again. - [inhales, exhales]

- I hear crackling In the right base.

Sounds like pneumonia.

[thermometer beeps]

- 101.2.

- okay, rest, fluids, Some antibiotics,

And you'll be back on your feet In no time.

- no time is too much time.

I need to be better By tomorrow

To help ms. Newberg With the event.

- you need to stay in bed.

- it's a religious rite Of passage,

And it's important to her. She needs me,

And I'm not going to Let her down.

- yeah. One sec, esperanza.

- if she exerts herself In this condition,

We'll be back here In 24 hours

Looking at A more severe case.

I mean, there has to be a way We can help her.

- a liter of fibrocedextrose In normal saline,

Two milligrams Magnesium sulfate,

100 mils thiamine, A mil of folic acid.

- banana bag. - exactly.

- if it gets me on my feet, I'll eat six bags.

- esperanza, you don't need to Do anything but lie there.

- you sound like my husband.

- okay.

Find a place to hang it.

Okay, you're all set. I'll check on you tomorrow.

- the doctor says I'll be okay By tomorrow.

- oh, hank. My man. My miracle worker.

You're always there for me. Come To the bark mitzvah, I insist.

- I'm sorry, Did you say "Bark" mitzvah.

- yes, for our good little boy Koufax.

Tomorrow, he's a man.

- but today, he's a dog?

- nevertheless, he's family. My husband was jewish,

And this is how we agreed To raise the children.

So, you'll come?

- uh, mostly to keep an eye On esperanza,

And to see your dog Become a man.

[dog barks]

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path For the silent ghost *

- delicious, but I bet they Don't make a bowl of cereal

Like I do.

- I bet they make it faster.

- again, I'm sorry about that.

- and again, it's okay. It's not Like you wanna be interrupted.

- right. [ringing]

- or is it?

- what I haven't told you is This isn't actually a phone.

It's an alarm That's set to go off

Whenever I get Dangerously relaxed.

I'm sorry, I got to do a follow-up.

- it's okay.

- oh, hey, to you want to go To a party tomorrow?

- what kind of party?

- a bark mitzvah. - a what mitzvah?

- yeah, it's when a jewish dog Turns 13 and is required to--

I'm not seriously trying to Explain this.

It's a party. I gotta go. I will call you later.

- bye.

- good morning, ms. Casey. - dr. Adams.

- see you at the board meeting Later?

- oh, you know I love A good board meeting.

- [chuckles]

Now tell me, Was that hank lawson

You were having Breakfast with just now?

- do you know him?

- I know he had a fairly easy Time borrowing our mri truck.

I know you offered him the er Job, which he turned down,

And I know that you and I

Have been down this road before, Jill.

- and which road is that, Dr. Adams?

- one with your personal life On one side,

Your professional life On the other,

And a very thin blurry line Running down the middle.

Just pick a lane, ms. Casey. It's safer that way.

- so why don't you just drop me At the dealership,

Do your follow-up call, and pick Me up on your way back?

- because that would deprive us Of valuable bonding time.

- okay. Great. Cool, what would--

- evan, it's because they're In opposite directions.

I was being sarcastic.

- yeah, right. Yeah, well, It's hard to tell

With your accent sometimes, So, uh, that's cool. Sorry.

It's locked.

- [coughing]

- hello, ms. Day? - [coughs] Oh, yes?

- hi, we're from hankmed. I'm divya katdare, and this is--

- evan r. Lawson, hi, cfo. Nice to meet you.

- divya katdare? What are the odds?

- what are the odds of what?

- your mother hired me to help Plan your engagement party.

- your what?

- evan, go wait in the car.

- I just got the mock-up of The invitation. Where is it?

Ah, here we go.

- I'm sure you are mistaken.

- you're saying there are two Divya katdare's in the hamptons?

- yeah, the odds of that Would be real--

- evan, go wait in the car.

- so I'm going to go Wait in the car.

It's been a pleasure Meeting you, though. Bye.

- look, I'm sorry If I spoke out of turn.

- quite all right, it--evan!

- yeah? - car!

- all right.

- if you want, um, This one's extra.

You can take it and decide If you like the design.

- thank you, ms. Day, but I'm Sure whatever my mother selects

Will be perfectly acceptable. - [coughs]

- now, let's listen To your lungs, shall we?

- antoine was asleep When you came.

Otherwise, I would have Had you look in on him then.

I thought he was just jet-lagged But apparently he's sick too.

- and who exactly is antoine?

- he's my tunisian decorator. Oh, he's fabulous.

And he's family, Just like you.

Antoine, meet hank, My on-call magician.

- how long have you felt sick? - a week, perhaps.

- antoine travels the world,

Searching for only the most Fabulous things for my houses.

- coming from paris, I was seated in the last row

Of the business class, Next to the curtain.

But the germs, They do not respect the curtain.

- yeah, germs are like that.

Would you breathe in for me? - [inhales]

And again? Hmm.

Well, I know you weren't Searching for it,

But what you've found is this Fabulous case of pneumonia

That's going around.

- this explains why it's been So painful when I smoke.

- no. No smoking, antoine. And no party tomorrow, either.

Just rest. You're probably Still contagious.

- no smoking, no drinking, Alone in bed.

I am a disgrace to france.

- can you get post traumatic Stress disorder

From sticker shock?

- only if you can afford The car.

Otherwise, it's just called Delusions of grandeur.

- ha ha ha.

- look, what you heard back There, I want you to forget it.

Understood?

- um, I would, like, I really want to,

Except this invitation Keeps reminding me.

- you rifled through A patient's file, evan?

- no, I did not. It was sticking out of a folder

That you threw in my lap, Actually,

And p.S., it's not rifling,

If you know What you're looking for.

- whatever it is you think That you know about me,

You know nothing.

- well if that was some kind of Jedi mind trick,

It didn't work because I still Know you're engaged.

- you couldn't possibly Understand my situation.

Frankly, sometimes I don't Understand it.

But please, just let it go.

- why are you so clinical? Divya, it's not a "Situation,"

It's a wedding.

It's two people in love, Forcing their friends

To dance to we are family. You know, it's sacr--

Wait a minute, is this An arranged marriage?

- why? Why, because I'm indian?

Wow, that's quite An unenlightened stereotype.

Yes, It's a strategic marriage.

- I knew it. I can't believe it.

Like, have you even met This guy?

Rajan bandy--bandiopad--ban-- Bandyopad.

- bandyopadhyay. - yeah, I would've got it.

- of course I've met him. - well, that's good.

Oh, my god, Is he buying you?

Is this, like, A mail-order thing?

- no! - oh, thank god.

- I grew up with him. And he is wonderful.

And handsome. Smart. Successful. Kind.

- do you want to marry him?

- you're the first person Who's asked me that.

- people don't usually Ask questions

They don't Want the answers to.

- thank you. -mm-hmm.

- and evan? - yeah?

- if you breathe a word Of this to anyone,

I will find a medically Plausible way to kill you

And get away with it.

- is newberg's dog 13 In people years or dog years?

- you know, I was wondering The same thing

Till I realized, It's a dog party,

And we have better things To think about.

- hello. Can you hear me? Where The hell are my yarmulkes?

Yarmulkes, the beanies Without the propellers.

- ms. Newberg! Hi. Shalom and, uh, mazel tov.

Thank you so much For having us.

- [speaking hebrew]

- yes it is. It is long, trust me.

- ah, hey!

- I believe you know Jill casey.

- hello, ms. Newberg.

- of course. I didn't know You two were a couple.

- well, we're-- - not.

- well, it looks like you might Have some things to discuss.

- uh, yeah. So how's esperanza doing?

- tip top, thanks to you. You saved us again.

- you feel a little warm.

- that's because I'm simmering With excitement.

This is a big day for koufax.

- yes it is. Mazel ruff.

[laughter]

- hey, tucker. - oh, evan.

- what's up, man? - nothing.

- good to see you. You a friend Of the family or something?

- yeah, kind of.

Fleming and koufax were in Obedience class together, so--

- fleming? - libby's dog.

- oh. But fleming is his name?

- yeah, it's like the guy Who invented penicillin.

- oh. Of course, wow. So did You, uh, take my advice?

- no, man. I cannot rifle Through her stuff.

- again, it's not rifling If you know what you're l--

Okay, dude, if you don't Trust her enough to snoop

Because you think you're going To find something bad,

You don't trust her at all.

Which means that the real insult

Would be To not go through her stuff.

Hi.

- hi. Here. Show some respect.

- [speaking hebrew]

How many are the things You have made, o lord.

The fish of the sea, The beasts of the field,

The birds of the air... [continues]

- about before, with The couple thing--

- what couple thing? - the us couple thing?

- I thought there was no Us couple thing.

- you're mad. - mad? No, I'm not mad.

I'm just confused. - shh.

- it's just, do we really Need a label?

- shh. [coughs]

- will the bark mitzvah boy Please come up?

- yeah, I like labels. They let Me know what things are.

- whoa!

- find an ice pack. I need my bag.

- breathe out.

- [coughing]

- okay, Your lungs sound awful.

Just like antoine's And esperanza's did.

- what does that mean?

- it means you ought to end This party and go to bed.

- oh!

- these are not breath mints, Are they?

- sorry, dude.

- um, what are you doing there, Tucker?

- yeah, actually, What are you doing?

- are you insane? Give me that.

- you owe me an explanation.

- I think you owe me An apology.

- what are you Doing with birth control?

- what are you doing Going through my purse?

- finding birth control, For one thing.

- a woman's purse Is sacrosanct, tucker.

It's a virtual extension Of her person.

How can I trust you now?

- oh that's really, really funny You should say that, libby,

Because I was just wondering The same exact thing.

- okay, so, guys, um, now that We've established the fact

That we have trust issues--

- who the hell are you?

- I'm evan r. Lawson, Cfo of hankmed.

[clears throat]

I'm going to leave you to it, So, tucker, talk later.

- how's ms. Newberg doing?

- dehydrated, Feverish, coughing,

And insisting the party Continue without her.

- hmm.

So, can we talk about things?

- okay.

- my job isn't like yours, hank. I deal with perception,

And with a small community where People might wonder

If my relationship with you Could compromise my judgment.

- well, does it compromise Your judgment?

- no.

- okay, so then who cares What people think?

- I know I shouldn't, But I do.

My ex was a local doctor too.

- so he's a doctor And I'm a doctor.

That doesn't make me him. - but I'm the same person,

Making good Professional choices,

Bad personal ones, And paying the price for it,

And, at some point, I may just Need to learn from my mistakes.

- oh, okay, so now We're a mistake.

- no, it's a long story, And we don't have time

For long stories right now.

- okay, So what are you saying?

- for now, I'd just like To keep us between us.

- hank!

- what happened?

- she started coughing And passed out.

- she told me yesterday She's a diabetic.

Where is her blood sugar Equipment?

- ah, on the kitchen counter.

The insulin's in the fridge. - I'll get it.

- next to the botox.

- breath's fruity. - because of fruit?

- no, because she's a diabetic In ketoacidosis.

Help me get her up.

All right, I need to get Some fluids in her. My bag.

Thank you.

Hold that.

Whatever this Respiratory thing is,

It threw her sugars out of whack And sent her into dka.

- what is it, the flu?

- well, I thought it was Pneumonia,

Only it Hasn't responded to antibiotics

And it's moving Through this place.

Antoine, esperanza, Newberg--

- bonnie day. - bonnie day?

- my party planner.

- divya treated her In town yesterday.

- and what was Divya's diagnosis?

- that I should wait In the car.

- I diagnosed her With walking pneumonia,

Prescribed antibiotics, And advised rest and fluids.

- and how are you feeling? - fine, uh, what can I do?

- get here quick with oxygen, A foley, a urometer,

A green top tube, and plenty Of ceftriaxone and azithromycin.

Then hope one of them works Because, so far,

Nothing has on Anyone who's had

Extended contact With patient zero.

- and who is patient zero?

- so, antoine, Are you feeling any better?

- no, [speaks french], I feel like crap.

- even without my high school French,

I could've translated that. When you were in paris,

Were you in contact With anyone who was ill?

- no, it wasn't paris. It was 20 hours in the air.

- why did it take you 20 hours

To fly to new york From france?

- because I was coming First from china.

- and what were you Doing in china?

- buying things. Ceramics from Guangdong, silks from hunan.

- hunan? Hunan province?

- oui. Filthy place. Chickens Everywhere. Does that matter?

- I'm afraid it might.

- why won't you just admit That you're cheating on me?

- because I'm not, tucker.

The only person who's Done anything wrong here is you.

- I only went through your purse Because I trusted you enough

To think that I wouldn't find anything,

But I did find something,

Which means that you're the one Who violated my trust.

- that's the most twisted, Asinine thing you,

And possibly anyone, Has ever said, tucker.

I'm done, we're over. I'm out of here.

- what did you find out?

- that this thing Seems to have originated

With newberg's house guest

After his recent trip to Hunan province in china.

- china? So what are you thinking?

Sars? Avian flu?

- doubtful and I don't want to Jump to any conclusions,

But we can't afford to rule Anything out.

- hank, I really, Really need to leave.

- actually, libby, I don't think That's such a good idea.

- okay, everyone. Please bear With me until we can be sure

That when we do leave here, We're not taking anything

With us but the gift bag. So, anyone feeling sick,

Stay in the living room, Everyone else, outside.

- oh! - thank you.

- shouldn't we get the critical Patients to the icu?

- well, how many free beds Do you have?

- at the moment, two. - no, then we're past that.

You'd be boarding patients In the er from the word go

And risk infecting The hospital.

- so, right now, This is the hospital.

- uh-huh. - hello.

This is bridgehampton, Not north korea.

Why aren't you telling us What this is?

- because we don't know What it is yet.

- well, I feel feverish. I feel lightheaded,

I just got a chill. Oh, my god, here it comes.

It's legionnaire's, Isn't it, hank? Just tell me.

- libby, level with me. Are you really feeling sick?

- yes.

- okay, um, are you currently On any medication?

- birth control.

- so it's unlikely You're pregnant.

- assuming the whole immaculate Conception deal was just

A one-time thing, I'm going to Say, yeah, highly unlikely.

- oh, okay, good.

Very responsible of you And tucker.

- we're talking a pill, Not a purity ring.

- I know. Uh, look, Stay in the living room, rest,

And let me know If your symptoms progress. Okay?

- [mouthing words]

- if this is worst-case Scenario,

We should be calling County health.

- and if it's not, that's The last thing we should do.

They'll wrap us in red tape and Lock us down for three days

While they wait for the cdc.

- this is so not the time For your rebellious phase.

- I'm not rebelling. I'm saying Why jump to conclusions

And create panic Before we diagnose this?

- you can't have it both ways, Hank.

You can't confine people because It might be serious,

But not report it Because it might not be.

There is protocol.

Or should I ignore it Because it's you asking?

- look, I'm not trying to Compromise your judgment.

We just disagree.

- yeah, this isn't awkward Pillow talk.

This is a house full of people,

And we have no idea What's threatening them.

- okay, fine. Then you follow Your instincts

And call county, and while they Mobilize, I'll follow mine.

Okay?

- fine. - great.

- yeah.

- I'm not sure If it's viral or bacterial.

- well, whatever it is, I should Be in there assisting you.

- sorry, that's not happening.

You need to keep A safe distance.

- oh, okay, and do what, hank? What, stand by?

- I need you to get Some sputum cultures

Over to hamptons heritage.

- fine. Will do.

- you're missing Quite the party in there.

It's totally sick. Not in A good way, obviously, but, uh,

Sick nonetheless. I know, distance.

- believe me, I'd happily trade Places with you.

- mm-hmm, thanks for The medical gear, divya.

Here's your sputum cultures.

Don't spend them All in one place.

- I feel useless out here.

Is that what It's like to be you?

- wow. Do you treat patients With that bedside manner?

You know, I could have A fatal disease right now.

It wouldn't kill you to say Something nice, you know.

- I know. But why risk it?

- so what exactly is this Illness we can't risk spreading?

- I'm notifying county health Right now to determine that.

- we should call the police.

- who will call the hospital, Who will call county health,

Who, as I just said, I'm notifying.

- I think this constitutes Unlawful imprisonment,

And I'm an attorney.

- you're An entertainment attorney.

- I'm leaving.

- whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. If you Leave, you will put not only

Your health at risk, but Possibly the entire community.

Now, do you really Want to do that?

[phone rings]

- oh, my doctor Just texted me.

He says I should be Allowed to go.

- are you kidding? Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[phone rings]

Hello? Hello? Hi, um.

- come on, boy. Look, I've got a job to do here.

- hmm. Sure the dog Gets the doctor.

I got his assistant. - physician assistant.

And she's a medical Professional, not a secretary.

- well, whatever she is, I feel like hell.

- [sighs] Come on, koufax, Down please.

[koufax whines]

Did you know koufax Is sick?

- I know he was. Last week.

- no, he is. He's hot. His breathing is labored,

And--and, constricted.

- we took him to the vet.

- they said it was kennel cough.

He's been taking pills Since then.

He's pretty much Stopped coughing.

I thought he was better.

- there's a dull spot Right here in his chest.

It's probably an empyema. - a what?

- it's an accumulation of pus In the lungs.

He isn't coughing Because it's so painful

That it's forcing him To take shallow breaths.

I need to see his meds Right away.

- stop! People, can you please Just give me one minute?

- give us our keys, Or we will sue you.

- please, I have a theory About what this is.

- you do? - and I think I can test it.

- oh, so, uh, Yeah, so don't leave.

- I know you're tired, I know you're frustrated.

So am I, but you don't want to Walk out of here

If it means you risk spreading This to your friends,

Your family, your neighbors.

So, what's it going to be?

[police sirens]

- try and set up A perimeter.

- okay, nobody move any further. Stop right there.

- we're gonna have to Step on it, all right?

- what was that thing You wanted me to do

After I dropped off The cultures?

- keep your distance. - oh, right.

- [scoffs]

[phone rings]

- jill casey. Got it. They want us back inside.

All right, let's go. Everyone, Let's go back inside.

- let's go. Back inside. Come on.

- no. I understand.

And I'll get right back to you With an answer.

Okay, they really want to come In and join this party.

If you need me to hold them off,

I need you to give me This theory.

- okay, here's what I'm thinking.

Koufax doesn't have kennel Cough. He never did.

He has the same thing That's going around here.

And, despite being on Antibiotics and antivirals

For about a week, He has it worse,

Which leads me to believe

That antoine isn't our Patient zero. Koufax is.

- koufax made us sick?

- yes, and, based on the Severity of the symptoms,

He passed it to antoine,

Who passed it to esperanza,

Who passed it to bonnie,

And then to you.

- indicating an incubation Period of around a week,

Explaining why today's guests Are only beginning

To show symptoms.

- yeah, but doesn't a dog Have to bite you

To get you sick?

- with this, coughing or licking Your face would be enough.

- but what is this?

- that's what we're going to Find out.

Ms. Newberg, I need to operate.

- on me? - no.

Believe it or not, on him.

- what are you saying? Shouldn't we call a vet?

- it's too late for that. If we're going to diagnose this

And save koufax, We need to do it now.

[phone rings]

- yeah.

- hank, you haven't failed me Yet.

Don't start now.

- no, no we just need A little more time.

Yes. I trust his judgment, and I Take full responsibility for it.

- laryngoscope.

Tube.

Thank you.

- [clears throat]

- oh, my gosh.

- patient intubated.

Scissors.

Okay, baggie.

We're going to need A microscope.

Do we have a microscope In the trunk?

- why would we Have a microscope?

- for situations like this.

- there's never been A situation like this.

- how about your pals In the driveway?

- they're here to evacuate, Not evaluate.

- okay, I'll figure Something out.

All right. Betadine.

All right, once we drain The empyema, we should be able

To culture and diagnose this Thing. Lidocaine.

- what's going to happen To koufax?

- he's going to feel A lot better.

Scalpel.

Don't worry.

When I was in med school, My first patient was a dog.

- oh, yeah. - wow.

- okay. Inserting tube.

Good boy, koufax. Very good boy.

Okay, now if we could just see This stuff up close.

Can you guys give me a hand With something?

- I am not doing anything With him.

All these diamonds, she must Have dozens of jeweler's loupes.

- yeah, look, you should know

That tucker only went through Your purse because of my advice.

- I don't believe you.

- why not?

- because tucker is smart. Why would he go to you,

A not-smart person, For bad advice?

- so, because he's smart, he Could give himself bad advice?

- guess you're right. Okay, So why would you tell him to go

Through my purse And why would he do it?

- [sighs] Because, I don't Care how smart a guy is,

When it comes to women, Every one of is

Or has been a moron.

So you could break up with Tucker if you want

And move on to the next guy, But eventually that guy's

Going to do Something stupid too.

It's how were built.

Uhh! Bingo.

- okay, here, hold this Under the plate. Perfect.

All right, good news. It isn't viral.

It's bacterial. Which means It isn't sars or avian flu.

- so why isn't it Responding to antibiotics?

- well, that's the bad news.

It's methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus.

- staffalo cockalus? I'm not a doctor, guys.

What does that mean? Are we going to be okay?

- mrsa. It's a staph infection

That doesn't Respond to most antibiotics.

- except vancomycin.

- which we should have In the truck.

- which we do Have in the truck.

- good, because I don't think I could build that.

[siren]

You're going to be fine. All right, you can take over.

Go right down there.

So, thank you For a lovely party.

- and thank you for saving me.

And koufax. - he's a little man now.

- this experience is changing Me, hank. Mark my words.

- sure, you going to slow down, Have fewer parties,

Focus on what really matters.

- no, I'm going to fill my Social calendar to overflowing.

If a disease like this Can take you in ten minutes,

You've got to make hay While the sun shines.

- yep, you are just as stubborn As this one over here.

- esperanza? What do you mean?

- well, I told her yesterday To go to bed,

But she insisted on working The party

Because she Didn't want to let you down.

- well, she is family.

- some family. I never got a party.

- oh! Listen to her! I'll give you a quinceanera.

- at my age? You'd have to throw three.

- [laughs]

- if it's all the same, Ms. Newberg, I've decided

Not to list this event As a reference.

- [sighs]

- bye, doctor. - bye, bonnie.

- yo, uh, I need a ride home.

- I have some more cultures To do,

Then I'm taking jill home, So you can wait,

Or you can find another ride.

- oh, I really need a car.

- libby? You have to listen to me.

- it's okay, tucker. Hey, I know You're not a bad person.

You're just a moron.

- okay. I'm definitely getting Mixed signals here.

- you can trust me, tucker. I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not going to let you down. I'm not your dad.

- okay, well, then, You just tell me

What the birth control Is for, because--

Okay, I know what it's for, But--

- yeah, it was, uh, It's for, for us. Us.

- wait, but we don't, I mean we've never--

- tucker, you know me, I'm a planner.

- oh, I didn't know You were planning that.

- [laughs]

- okay, listen, I promise, I'll never do something stupid

Like go through your purse Ever again.

- yes, you will.

It's how you're built.

- hey, divya.

So I just wanted to say, If you ever need anybody to talk

About your situation With, um--I'm your guy.

Or, if you want, I could just-- You know, I could listen.

- I'll keep that in mind.

- yeah, 'cause women really Like it when a man listens,

Or so I've heard.

- then listen to this. I don't Want to discuss my situation.

I don't want you to discuss my Situation, and the last thing

I want is to discuss My situation with you.

But thank you.

- you're welcome.

Is there any way that I could get a ride home?

- of course. Call a taxi.

- thanks.

[chatter]

- so... - so...

- look, I'm sorry I questioned your instincts.

- yeah, I'm sorry I keep Complicating your job.

And look, whatever mistakes You made before, I--

You know we're surrounded By every health worker

In the county, right?

- I'm over The whole perception thing.

- you are?

- yeah, I'd rather take the heat For being with the right guy

Than play by the book With the wrong one.

- right guy, wrong guy. I mean, Do we really need labels?

- so how does pizza And a shower sound?

- like the crust Would get soggy.

- so, is now a good time For a long story?

- hmm.

His name is charlie, and he Worked at hamptons heritage.

It cost me my marriage, It almost cost me my job,

And it was just one of the many, Many things wrong between us.

- did you guys ever disagree On how to quarantine a party?

- no, I can't say we did.

- so we got that going for us. - we do.

- which is nice. - [laughs]

Why do you think you never Had a rebellious phase?

- I just never saw the point. You know, guys piercing stuff,

Smoking stuff, stealing stuff.

It just seemed like A lot of posing to me.

- probably was.

But what I'm talking about is, Doing what you believe in,

Even though everyone around you Thinks you're crazy.

- maybe this is My rebellious phase.

[car horn honks]

- hank!

[honking]

Hank!

Look at this! Look at it! How awesome is this thing?

Zero to 60 in 3.9 seconds?

And it's electric, baby, It's electric!

- where did you get it?

- I didn't. Hank did.

- "Dear hank,

"I can never repay you For saving my life,

"But that doesn't mean I can't try.

Shalom, koufax newberg."

- he even signed it With a little paw print.

So cute.

- can we take it for a spin?

- you take it for a spin. - yes!

- in fact, just take it.

- take it, like, for a--take it, Like, what do you mean?

- like it yours.

- henry, do not play games With my heart. I am--

- I'm not playing With your heart.

I have a car, you don't--

I don't like people Staring at me, you do.

- oh, my god. Really?

[laughs] I love you so much.

Oh, my god, I love you so much,

I don't even know what to do With myself, I love you so much.

- I love you too.

- I was talking to the car.

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