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- I'm hank.

I was your typical
Emergency room doctor,

Until I got fired.

- he let a billionaire hospital
Trustee die

To save some kid
Off the street.

- I made a judgment call.
- you made a mistake.

- this is my brother.

- I'm evan r. Lawson, cpa.

- he took me away from my
Troubles and to the hamptons.

And suddenly
I had a chance to become

A whole new kind of doctor.

Turns out the wealthy
And not so wealthy out here

Could use a guy
Who makes house calls.

So I got a second chance to do
What I do best.

[upbeat music]

*

- so...

- so...

- so that happened, finally.

Not that I was
Getting impatient.

I just meant that--did--
Never mind.

- [laughs]
Boy, I'm relieved.

- that it finally happened.

- no, that you're even worse

At having this
Conversation than I am.

- happy to help out.

I gotta ask,
What is that tattoo about?

- [laughs]
It's from my crazy days.

You know,
Sowing my wild oats,

Acting on impulse?

You know how it is.

- not really.

- wait, you're telling me
That you never went through

A rebellious phase?

- I didn't go to an ivy league
Med school. Does that count?

- you have to have a rebellious
Phase, hank. Everybody does.

- I disagree. I mean, why?

- so you can have an awkward
Conversation about it

The morning
After you sleep with someone.

- well, we were doing that
Just fine before all this.

- now that we agree on.

- I can think of something else
We will definitely agree on.

Breakfast in bed.

- no, that's too much trouble.

- but a couple of bowls, spoons,
A box, and some milk.

- okay. You're right, that isn't
Any trouble at all.

- see? Was that so hard?

Tucker. What's going on?

- uh, I know this is kind of
An aggressive move

Showing up at your doorstep, but
I have an aggressive dilemma.

- no, no. Come on in.

Uh, you know what,
Why don't we go outside, okay?

Come on.

- $87.

Wow,
That's more than I spent

Buying women cocktails
Last night.

Keep it, man.

Ciao.

I really need a car.

- why would you think libby's
Cheating on you?

- because, after she borrowed
My laptop,

There were pregnancy websites
In the browser history,

And she's been moody,
And she's been tired,

And her chestal area,

Has undergone, like,
An extreme growth spurt.

- and, how is it you know these
Are pregnancy indicators?

- from the pregnancy websites.

- you read them too?

- you know, when in rome.

- okay, look,
Even if she is pregnant,

That doesn't mean
She's cheating on you.

- well, it does
If we've never slept together.

- oh, yeah, it kinda does.

- I love her, hank.
Or I--or, I did.

- then talk to her.
And listen to what she says,

Even if it isn't
What you want to hear.

'cause maybe this is
A misunderstanding and maybe

It's not, but, either way,
You can't solve it alone.

- hey.
- well, good morning, jill.

- good morning.
Um, have you seen hank?

- he's outside, in an embm.
Early morning business meeting.

- oh.

Looks like
You had fun last night.

- mmm.
Looks like hank did too.

- I'd expect a more mature
Reaction from someone

Eating fruity puffs.

- actually, fruity puffs
Are high in calcium.

They help strengthen your bones
And teeth.

- that's the milk.

- really?
- yeah, really.

- boy, these are horrible
For you.

- hey, jill.
- jesus.

- tucker, hi.
How are you?

- uh, in an existential crisis.
You?

[buzzing]
- uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Wait for it.

[musical tone]

- it's urgent.
Uh, is-may ewberg-nay?

- ms. Newparts newberg?
- hell of an encryption system.

- I'm operating
On very little sleep.

- I'll let you guys
Get to work.

- I'll walk you to your car.

- so, yeah, we've never
Officially met,

But I've heard a lot about you.
Evan r. Lawson, cfo of hankmed.

- tucker bryant, 16.

- cool. So that's your ferrari
Outside, huh?

- yeah, one of them.

- oh, my god,
That must be nice.

Last night,
I was at this club,

I was hitting on the hottest
Girl there--like, by far,

The hottest girl there.
She was a model from wilhemina,

And I was right about to close
The deal, like, right, right,

Right there, and then she found
Out I didn't have a car.

You know what she said?
- wait, hold--

You don't have a car?

- that's exactly what she said.
Like, even the way she said it.

I heard that like three times
Last night.

- well, listen,
Dad does a lot of business

With bridgehampton motors.

Tell them marshall bryant
Sent you.

They'll hook you up.
- really?

- yeah.
- thanks, man. Wow.

- no problem, dude. It was nice
To meet you, I gotta go.

- okay.

You know what?
Uh, let me return the favor

By dropping some of my
Lady-knowledge on you.

- your "Lady-knowledge"?

- yeah, knowledge about ladies.
Not just stuff ladies know.

You know, lady-knowledge.
You know, I get around.

- without a car?
- let's not dwell on that, okay?

Let's just move past that.

- thank heaven you're here.

Oh, sore throat, cough, fever,
Mucous.

It started a couple of days ago
And I'm worried, hank.

She's my right hand and my left
And sometimes my brain.

Esperanza, I told you
To go to bed.

You should be convalescing,
Not cleaning.

- and let your tchotchkes
Go undusted?

How could I live with myself?

And I told you,
I don't need a doctor.

[coughs]

- hank is more than a doctor.
He's family.

Now sit down and I'm going to
Get you something to drink.

- all right, esperanza.
Let me have a look at you.

Why don't you sit down
Over here?

- [coughs]

- okay, would you open
Your mouth, please?

- [sniffles]

- deep breath in. Out.
- [sputters]

- and again.
- [inhales, exhales]

- I hear crackling
In the right base.

Sounds like pneumonia.

[thermometer beeps]

- 101.2.

- okay, rest, fluids,
Some antibiotics,

And you'll be back on your feet
In no time.

- no time is too much time.

I need to be better
By tomorrow

To help ms. Newberg
With the event.

- you need to stay in bed.

- it's a religious rite
Of passage,

And it's important to her.
She needs me,

And I'm not going to
Let her down.

- yeah. One sec, esperanza.

- if she exerts herself
In this condition,

We'll be back here
In 24 hours

Looking at
A more severe case.

I mean, there has to be a way
We can help her.

- a liter of fibrocedextrose
In normal saline,

Two milligrams
Magnesium sulfate,

100 mils thiamine,
A mil of folic acid.

- banana bag.
- exactly.

- if it gets me on my feet,
I'll eat six bags.

- esperanza, you don't need to
Do anything but lie there.

- you sound like my husband.

- okay.

Find a place to hang it.

Okay, you're all set.
I'll check on you tomorrow.

- the doctor says I'll be okay
By tomorrow.

- oh, hank. My man.
My miracle worker.

You're always there for me. Come
To the bark mitzvah, I insist.

- I'm sorry,
Did you say "Bark" mitzvah.

- yes, for our good little boy
Koufax.

Tomorrow, he's a man.

- but today, he's a dog?

- nevertheless, he's family.
My husband was jewish,

And this is how we agreed
To raise the children.

So, you'll come?

- uh, mostly to keep an eye
On esperanza,

And to see your dog
Become a man.

[dog barks]

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen
When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path
For the silent ghost *

- delicious, but I bet they
Don't make a bowl of cereal

Like I do.

- I bet they make it faster.

- again, I'm sorry about that.

- and again, it's okay. It's not
Like you wanna be interrupted.

- right.
[ringing]

- or is it?

- what I haven't told you is
This isn't actually a phone.

It's an alarm
That's set to go off

Whenever I get
Dangerously relaxed.

I'm sorry,
I got to do a follow-up.

- it's okay.

- oh, hey, to you want to go
To a party tomorrow?

- what kind of party?

- a bark mitzvah.
- a what mitzvah?

- yeah, it's when a jewish dog
Turns 13 and is required to--

I'm not seriously trying to
Explain this.

It's a party. I gotta go.
I will call you later.

- bye.

- good morning, ms. Casey.
- dr. Adams.

- see you at the board meeting
Later?

- oh, you know I love
A good board meeting.

- [chuckles]

Now tell me,
Was that hank lawson

You were having
Breakfast with just now?

- do you know him?

- I know he had a fairly easy
Time borrowing our mri truck.

I know you offered him the er
Job, which he turned down,

And I know that you and I

Have been down this road before,
Jill.

- and which road is that,
Dr. Adams?

- one with your personal life
On one side,

Your professional life
On the other,

And a very thin blurry line
Running down the middle.

Just pick a lane, ms. Casey.
It's safer that way.

- so why don't you just drop me
At the dealership,

Do your follow-up call, and pick
Me up on your way back?

- because that would deprive us
Of valuable bonding time.

- okay. Great.
Cool, what would--

- evan, it's because they're
In opposite directions.

I was being sarcastic.

- yeah, right. Yeah, well,
It's hard to tell

With your accent sometimes,
So, uh, that's cool. Sorry.

It's locked.

- [coughing]

- hello, ms. Day?
- [coughs] Oh, yes?

- hi, we're from hankmed.
I'm divya katdare, and this is--

- evan r. Lawson, hi, cfo.
Nice to meet you.

- divya katdare?
What are the odds?

- what are the odds of what?

- your mother hired me to help
Plan your engagement party.

- your what?

- evan, go wait in the car.

- I just got the mock-up of
The invitation. Where is it?

Ah, here we go.

- I'm sure you are mistaken.

- you're saying there are two
Divya katdare's in the hamptons?

- yeah, the odds of that
Would be real--

- evan, go wait in the car.

- so I'm going to go
Wait in the car.

It's been a pleasure
Meeting you, though. Bye.

- look, I'm sorry
If I spoke out of turn.

- quite all right, it--evan!

- yeah?
- car!

- all right.

- if you want, um,
This one's extra.

You can take it and decide
If you like the design.

- thank you, ms. Day, but I'm
Sure whatever my mother selects

Will be perfectly acceptable.
- [coughs]

- now, let's listen
To your lungs, shall we?

- antoine was asleep
When you came.

Otherwise, I would have
Had you look in on him then.

I thought he was just jet-lagged
But apparently he's sick too.

- and who exactly is antoine?

- he's my tunisian decorator.
Oh, he's fabulous.

And he's family,
Just like you.

Antoine, meet hank,
My on-call magician.

- how long have you felt sick?
- a week, perhaps.

- antoine travels the world,

Searching for only the most
Fabulous things for my houses.

- coming from paris,
I was seated in the last row

Of the business class,
Next to the curtain.

But the germs,
They do not respect the curtain.

- yeah, germs are like that.

Would you breathe in for me?
- [inhales]

And again?
Hmm.

Well, I know you weren't
Searching for it,

But what you've found is this
Fabulous case of pneumonia

That's going around.

- this explains why it's been
So painful when I smoke.

- no. No smoking, antoine.
And no party tomorrow, either.

Just rest. You're probably
Still contagious.

- no smoking, no drinking,
Alone in bed.

I am a disgrace to france.

- can you get post traumatic
Stress disorder

From sticker shock?

- only if you can afford
The car.

Otherwise, it's just called
Delusions of grandeur.

- ha ha ha.

- look, what you heard back
There, I want you to forget it.

Understood?

- um, I would, like,
I really want to,

Except this invitation
Keeps reminding me.

- you rifled through
A patient's file, evan?

- no, I did not.
It was sticking out of a folder

That you threw in my lap,
Actually,

And p.S., it's not rifling,

If you know
What you're looking for.

- whatever it is you think
That you know about me,

You know nothing.

- well if that was some kind of
Jedi mind trick,

It didn't work because I still
Know you're engaged.

- you couldn't possibly
Understand my situation.

Frankly, sometimes I don't
Understand it.

But please, just let it go.

- why are you so clinical?
Divya, it's not a "Situation,"

It's a wedding.

It's two people in love,
Forcing their friends

To dance to we are family.
You know, it's sacr--

Wait a minute, is this
An arranged marriage?

- why?
Why, because I'm indian?

Wow, that's quite
An unenlightened stereotype.

Yes,
It's a strategic marriage.

- I knew it.
I can't believe it.

Like, have you even met
This guy?

Rajan bandy--bandiopad--ban--
Bandyopad.

- bandyopadhyay.
- yeah, I would've got it.

- of course I've met him.
- well, that's good.

Oh, my god,
Is he buying you?

Is this, like,
A mail-order thing?

- no!
- oh, thank god.

- I grew up with him.
And he is wonderful.

And handsome. Smart.
Successful. Kind.

- do you want to marry him?

- you're the first person
Who's asked me that.

- people don't usually
Ask questions

They don't
Want the answers to.

- thank you.
-mm-hmm.

- and evan?
- yeah?

- if you breathe a word
Of this to anyone,

I will find a medically
Plausible way to kill you

And get away with it.

- is newberg's dog 13
In people years or dog years?

- you know, I was wondering
The same thing

Till I realized,
It's a dog party,

And we have better things
To think about.

- hello. Can you hear me? Where
The hell are my yarmulkes?

Yarmulkes, the beanies
Without the propellers.

- ms. Newberg! Hi.
Shalom and, uh, mazel tov.

Thank you so much
For having us.

- [speaking hebrew]

- yes it is.
It is long, trust me.

- ah, hey!

- I believe you know
Jill casey.

- hello, ms. Newberg.

- of course. I didn't know
You two were a couple.

- well, we're--
- not.

- well, it looks like you might
Have some things to discuss.

- uh, yeah.
So how's esperanza doing?

- tip top, thanks to you.
You saved us again.

- you feel a little warm.

- that's because I'm simmering
With excitement.

This is a big day for koufax.

- yes it is. Mazel ruff.

[laughter]

- hey, tucker.
- oh, evan.

- what's up, man?
- nothing.

- good to see you. You a friend
Of the family or something?

- yeah, kind of.

Fleming and koufax were in
Obedience class together, so--

- fleming?
- libby's dog.

- oh.
But fleming is his name?

- yeah, it's like the guy
Who invented penicillin.

- oh. Of course, wow. So did
You, uh, take my advice?

- no, man. I cannot rifle
Through her stuff.

- again, it's not rifling
If you know what you're l--

Okay, dude, if you don't
Trust her enough to snoop

Because you think you're going
To find something bad,

You don't trust her at all.

Which means that the real insult

Would be
To not go through her stuff.

Hi.

- hi. Here.
Show some respect.

- [speaking hebrew]

How many are the things
You have made, o lord.

The fish of the sea,
The beasts of the field,

The birds of the air...
[continues]

- about before, with
The couple thing--

- what couple thing?
- the us couple thing?

- I thought there was no
Us couple thing.

- you're mad.
- mad? No, I'm not mad.

I'm just confused.
- shh.

- it's just, do we really
Need a label?

- shh.
[coughs]

- will the bark mitzvah boy
Please come up?

- yeah, I like labels. They let
Me know what things are.

- whoa!

- find an ice pack.
I need my bag.

- breathe out.

- [coughing]

- okay,
Your lungs sound awful.

Just like antoine's
And esperanza's did.

- what does that mean?

- it means you ought to end
This party and go to bed.

- oh!

- these are not breath mints,
Are they?

- sorry, dude.

- um, what are you doing there,
Tucker?

- yeah, actually,
What are you doing?

- are you insane?
Give me that.

- you owe me an explanation.

- I think you owe me
An apology.

- what are you
Doing with birth control?

- what are you doing
Going through my purse?

- finding birth control,
For one thing.

- a woman's purse
Is sacrosanct, tucker.

It's a virtual extension
Of her person.

How can I trust you now?

- oh that's really, really funny
You should say that, libby,

Because I was just wondering
The same exact thing.

- okay, so, guys, um, now that
We've established the fact

That we have trust issues--

- who the hell are you?

- I'm evan r. Lawson,
Cfo of hankmed.

[clears throat]

I'm going to leave you to it,
So, tucker, talk later.

- how's ms. Newberg doing?

- dehydrated,
Feverish, coughing,

And insisting the party
Continue without her.

- hmm.

So, can we talk about things?

- okay.

- my job isn't like yours, hank.
I deal with perception,

And with a small community where
People might wonder

If my relationship with you
Could compromise my judgment.

- well, does it compromise
Your judgment?

- no.

- okay, so then who cares
What people think?

- I know I shouldn't,
But I do.

My ex was a local doctor too.

- so he's a doctor
And I'm a doctor.

That doesn't make me him.
- but I'm the same person,

Making good
Professional choices,

Bad personal ones,
And paying the price for it,

And, at some point, I may just
Need to learn from my mistakes.

- oh, okay, so now
We're a mistake.

- no, it's a long story,
And we don't have time

For long stories right now.

- okay,
So what are you saying?

- for now, I'd just like
To keep us between us.

- hank!

- what happened?

- she started coughing
And passed out.

- she told me yesterday
She's a diabetic.

Where is her blood sugar
Equipment?

- ah, on the kitchen counter.

The insulin's in the fridge.
- I'll get it.

- next to the botox.

- breath's fruity.
- because of fruit?

- no, because she's a diabetic
In ketoacidosis.

Help me get her up.

All right, I need to get
Some fluids in her. My bag.

Thank you.

Hold that.

Whatever this
Respiratory thing is,

It threw her sugars out of whack
And sent her into dka.

- what is it, the flu?

- well, I thought it was
Pneumonia,

Only it
Hasn't responded to antibiotics

And it's moving
Through this place.

Antoine, esperanza,
Newberg--

- bonnie day.
- bonnie day?

- my party planner.

- divya treated her
In town yesterday.

- and what was
Divya's diagnosis?

- that I should wait
In the car.

- I diagnosed her
With walking pneumonia,

Prescribed antibiotics,
And advised rest and fluids.

- and how are you feeling?
- fine, uh, what can I do?

- get here quick with oxygen,
A foley, a urometer,

A green top tube, and plenty
Of ceftriaxone and azithromycin.

Then hope one of them works
Because, so far,

Nothing has on
Anyone who's had

Extended contact
With patient zero.

- and who is patient zero?

- so, antoine,
Are you feeling any better?

- no, [speaks french],
I feel like crap.

- even without my high school
French,

I could've translated that.
When you were in paris,

Were you in contact
With anyone who was ill?

- no, it wasn't paris.
It was 20 hours in the air.

- why did it take you
20 hours

To fly to new york
From france?

- because I was coming
First from china.

- and what were you
Doing in china?

- buying things. Ceramics from
Guangdong, silks from hunan.

- hunan? Hunan province?

- oui. Filthy place. Chickens
Everywhere. Does that matter?

- I'm afraid it might.

- why won't you just admit
That you're cheating on me?

- because I'm not, tucker.

The only person who's
Done anything wrong here is you.

- I only went through your purse
Because I trusted you enough

To think that
I wouldn't find anything,

But I did find something,

Which means that you're the one
Who violated my trust.

- that's the most twisted,
Asinine thing you,

And possibly anyone,
Has ever said, tucker.

I'm done, we're over.
I'm out of here.

- what did you find out?

- that this thing
Seems to have originated

With newberg's house guest

After his recent trip to
Hunan province in china.

- china?
So what are you thinking?

Sars? Avian flu?

- doubtful and I don't want to
Jump to any conclusions,

But we can't afford to rule
Anything out.

- hank, I really,
Really need to leave.

- actually, libby, I don't think
That's such a good idea.

- okay, everyone. Please bear
With me until we can be sure

That when we do leave here,
We're not taking anything

With us but the gift bag.
So, anyone feeling sick,

Stay in the living room,
Everyone else, outside.

- oh!
- thank you.

- shouldn't we get the critical
Patients to the icu?

- well, how many free beds
Do you have?

- at the moment, two.
- no, then we're past that.

You'd be boarding patients
In the er from the word go

And risk infecting
The hospital.

- so, right now,
This is the hospital.

- uh-huh.
- hello.

This is bridgehampton,
Not north korea.

Why aren't you telling us
What this is?

- because we don't know
What it is yet.

- well, I feel feverish.
I feel lightheaded,

I just got a chill.
Oh, my god, here it comes.

It's legionnaire's,
Isn't it, hank? Just tell me.

- libby, level with me.
Are you really feeling sick?

- yes.

- okay, um, are you currently
On any medication?

- birth control.

- so it's unlikely
You're pregnant.

- assuming the whole immaculate
Conception deal was just

A one-time thing, I'm going to
Say, yeah, highly unlikely.

- oh, okay, good.

Very responsible of you
And tucker.

- we're talking a pill,
Not a purity ring.

- I know. Uh, look,
Stay in the living room, rest,

And let me know
If your symptoms progress. Okay?

- [mouthing words]

- if this is worst-case
Scenario,

We should be calling
County health.

- and if it's not, that's
The last thing we should do.

They'll wrap us in red tape and
Lock us down for three days

While they wait for the cdc.

- this is so not the time
For your rebellious phase.

- I'm not rebelling. I'm saying
Why jump to conclusions

And create panic
Before we diagnose this?

- you can't have it both ways,
Hank.

You can't confine people because
It might be serious,

But not report it
Because it might not be.

There is protocol.

Or should I ignore it
Because it's you asking?

- look, I'm not trying to
Compromise your judgment.

We just disagree.

- yeah, this isn't awkward
Pillow talk.

This is a house full of people,

And we have no idea
What's threatening them.

- okay, fine. Then you follow
Your instincts

And call county, and while they
Mobilize, I'll follow mine.

Okay?

- fine.
- great.

- yeah.

- I'm not sure
If it's viral or bacterial.

- well, whatever it is, I should
Be in there assisting you.

- sorry, that's not happening.

You need to keep
A safe distance.

- oh, okay, and do what, hank?
What, stand by?

- I need you to get
Some sputum cultures

Over to hamptons heritage.

- fine. Will do.

- you're missing
Quite the party in there.

It's totally sick. Not in
A good way, obviously, but, uh,

Sick nonetheless.
I know, distance.

- believe me, I'd happily trade
Places with you.

- mm-hmm, thanks for
The medical gear, divya.

Here's your sputum cultures.

Don't spend them
All in one place.

- I feel useless out here.

Is that what
It's like to be you?

- wow. Do you treat patients
With that bedside manner?

You know, I could have
A fatal disease right now.

It wouldn't kill you to say
Something nice, you know.

- I know. But why risk it?

- so what exactly is this
Illness we can't risk spreading?

- I'm notifying county health
Right now to determine that.

- we should call the police.

- who will call the hospital,
Who will call county health,

Who, as I just said,
I'm notifying.

- I think this constitutes
Unlawful imprisonment,

And I'm an attorney.

- you're
An entertainment attorney.

- I'm leaving.

- whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. If you
Leave, you will put not only

Your health at risk, but
Possibly the entire community.

Now, do you really
Want to do that?

[phone rings]

- oh, my doctor
Just texted me.

He says I should be
Allowed to go.

- are you kidding? Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[phone rings]

Hello? Hello?
Hi, um.

- come on, boy. Look,
I've got a job to do here.

- hmm. Sure the dog
Gets the doctor.

I got his assistant.
- physician assistant.

And she's a medical
Professional, not a secretary.

- well, whatever she is,
I feel like hell.

- [sighs] Come on, koufax,
Down please.

[koufax whines]

Did you know koufax
Is sick?

- I know he was.
Last week.

- no, he is. He's hot.
His breathing is labored,

And--and, constricted.

- we took him to the vet.

- they said it was kennel cough.

He's been taking pills
Since then.

He's pretty much
Stopped coughing.

I thought he was better.

- there's a dull spot
Right here in his chest.

It's probably an empyema.
- a what?

- it's an accumulation of pus
In the lungs.

He isn't coughing
Because it's so painful

That it's forcing him
To take shallow breaths.

I need to see his meds
Right away.

- stop! People, can you please
Just give me one minute?

- give us our keys,
Or we will sue you.

- please, I have a theory
About what this is.

- you do?
- and I think I can test it.

- oh, so, uh,
Yeah, so don't leave.

- I know you're tired,
I know you're frustrated.

So am I, but you don't want to
Walk out of here

If it means you risk spreading
This to your friends,

Your family, your neighbors.

So, what's it going to be?

[police sirens]

- try and set up
A perimeter.

- okay, nobody move any further.
Stop right there.

- we're gonna have to
Step on it, all right?

- what was that thing
You wanted me to do

After I dropped off
The cultures?

- keep your distance.
- oh, right.

- [scoffs]

[phone rings]

- jill casey. Got it.
They want us back inside.

All right, let's go. Everyone,
Let's go back inside.

- let's go. Back inside.
Come on.

- no. I understand.

And I'll get right back to you
With an answer.

Okay, they really want to come
In and join this party.

If you need me to hold them off,

I need you to give me
This theory.

- okay, here's what
I'm thinking.

Koufax doesn't have kennel
Cough. He never did.

He has the same thing
That's going around here.

And, despite being on
Antibiotics and antivirals

For about a week,
He has it worse,

Which leads me to believe

That antoine isn't our
Patient zero. Koufax is.

- koufax made us sick?

- yes, and, based on the
Severity of the symptoms,

He passed it to antoine,

Who passed it to esperanza,

Who passed it to bonnie,

And then to you.

- indicating an incubation
Period of around a week,

Explaining why today's guests
Are only beginning

To show symptoms.

- yeah, but doesn't a dog
Have to bite you

To get you sick?

- with this, coughing or licking
Your face would be enough.

- but what is this?

- that's what we're going to
Find out.

Ms. Newberg,
I need to operate.

- on me?
- no.

Believe it or not, on him.

- what are you saying?
Shouldn't we call a vet?

- it's too late for that.
If we're going to diagnose this

And save koufax,
We need to do it now.

[phone rings]

- yeah.

- hank, you haven't failed me
Yet.

Don't start now.

- no, no we just need
A little more time.

Yes. I trust his judgment, and I
Take full responsibility for it.

- laryngoscope.

Tube.

Thank you.

- [clears throat]

- oh, my gosh.

- patient intubated.

Scissors.

Okay, baggie.

We're going to need
A microscope.

Do we have a microscope
In the trunk?

- why would we
Have a microscope?

- for situations like this.

- there's never been
A situation like this.

- how about your pals
In the driveway?

- they're here to evacuate,
Not evaluate.

- okay, I'll figure
Something out.

All right. Betadine.

All right, once we drain
The empyema, we should be able

To culture and diagnose this
Thing. Lidocaine.

- what's going to happen
To koufax?

- he's going to feel
A lot better.

Scalpel.

Don't worry.

When I was in med school,
My first patient was a dog.

- oh, yeah.
- wow.

- okay.
Inserting tube.

Good boy, koufax.
Very good boy.

Okay, now if we could just see
This stuff up close.

Can you guys give me a hand
With something?

- I am not doing anything
With him.

All these diamonds, she must
Have dozens of jeweler's loupes.

- yeah, look, you should know

That tucker only went through
Your purse because of my advice.

- I don't believe you.

- why not?

- because tucker is smart.
Why would he go to you,

A not-smart person,
For bad advice?

- so, because he's smart, he
Could give himself bad advice?

- guess you're right. Okay,
So why would you tell him to go

Through my purse
And why would he do it?

- [sighs] Because, I don't
Care how smart a guy is,

When it comes to women,
Every one of is

Or has been a moron.

So you could break up with
Tucker if you want

And move on to the next guy,
But eventually that guy's

Going to do
Something stupid too.

It's how were built.

Uhh! Bingo.

- okay, here, hold this
Under the plate. Perfect.

All right, good news.
It isn't viral.

It's bacterial. Which means
It isn't sars or avian flu.

- so why isn't it
Responding to antibiotics?

- well, that's the bad news.

It's methicillin-resistant
Staphylococcus aureus.

- staffalo cockalus?
I'm not a doctor, guys.

What does that mean?
Are we going to be okay?

- mrsa.
It's a staph infection

That doesn't
Respond to most antibiotics.

- except vancomycin.

- which we should have
In the truck.

- which we do
Have in the truck.

- good, because I don't think
I could build that.

[siren]

You're going to be fine.
All right, you can take over.

Go right down there.

So, thank you
For a lovely party.

- and thank you for saving me.

And koufax.
- he's a little man now.

- this experience is changing
Me, hank. Mark my words.

- sure, you going to slow down,
Have fewer parties,

Focus on what really matters.

- no, I'm going to fill my
Social calendar to overflowing.

If a disease like this
Can take you in ten minutes,

You've got to make hay
While the sun shines.

- yep, you are just as stubborn
As this one over here.

- esperanza?
What do you mean?

- well, I told her yesterday
To go to bed,

But she insisted on working
The party

Because she
Didn't want to let you down.

- well, she is family.

- some family.
I never got a party.

- oh! Listen to her!
I'll give you a quinceanera.

- at my age?
You'd have to throw three.

- [laughs]

- if it's all the same,
Ms. Newberg, I've decided

Not to list this event
As a reference.

- [sighs]

- bye, doctor.
- bye, bonnie.

- yo, uh,
I need a ride home.

- I have some more cultures
To do,

Then I'm taking jill home,
So you can wait,

Or you can find another ride.

- oh, I really need a car.

- libby?
You have to listen to me.

- it's okay, tucker. Hey, I know
You're not a bad person.

You're just a moron.

- okay. I'm definitely getting
Mixed signals here.

- you can trust me, tucker.
I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not going to let you down.
I'm not your dad.

- okay, well, then,
You just tell me

What the birth control
Is for, because--

Okay, I know what it's for,
But--

- yeah, it was, uh,
It's for, for us. Us.

- wait, but we don't,
I mean we've never--

- tucker, you know me,
I'm a planner.

- oh, I didn't know
You were planning that.

- [laughs]

- okay, listen, I promise,
I'll never do something stupid

Like go through your purse
Ever again.

- yes, you will.

It's how you're built.

- hey, divya.

So I just wanted to say,
If you ever need anybody to talk

About your situation
With, um--I'm your guy.

Or, if you want, I could just--
You know, I could listen.

- I'll keep that in mind.

- yeah, 'cause women really
Like it when a man listens,

Or so I've heard.

- then listen to this. I don't
Want to discuss my situation.

I don't want you to discuss my
Situation, and the last thing

I want is to discuss
My situation with you.

But thank you.

- you're welcome.

Is there any way that
I could get a ride home?

- of course. Call a taxi.

- thanks.

[chatter]

- so...
- so...

- look, I'm sorry
I questioned your instincts.

- yeah, I'm sorry I keep
Complicating your job.

And look, whatever mistakes
You made before, I--

You know we're surrounded
By every health worker

In the county, right?

- I'm over
The whole perception thing.

- you are?

- yeah, I'd rather take the heat
For being with the right guy

Than play by the book
With the wrong one.

- right guy, wrong guy. I mean,
Do we really need labels?

- so how does pizza
And a shower sound?

- like the crust
Would get soggy.

- so, is now a good time
For a long story?

- hmm.

His name is charlie, and he
Worked at hamptons heritage.

It cost me my marriage,
It almost cost me my job,

And it was just one of the many,
Many things wrong between us.

- did you guys ever disagree
On how to quarantine a party?

- no, I can't say we did.

- so we got that going for us.
- we do.

- which is nice.
- [laughs]

Why do you think you never
Had a rebellious phase?

- I just never saw the point.
You know, guys piercing stuff,

Smoking stuff, stealing stuff.

It just seemed like
A lot of posing to me.

- probably was.

But what I'm talking about is,
Doing what you believe in,

Even though everyone around you
Thinks you're crazy.

- maybe this is
My rebellious phase.

[car horn honks]

- hank!

[honking]

Hank!

Look at this! Look at it!
How awesome is this thing?

Zero to 60 in 3.9 seconds?

And it's electric, baby,
It's electric!

- where did you get it?

- I didn't.
Hank did.

- "Dear hank,

"I can never repay you
For saving my life,

"But that doesn't mean
I can't try.

Shalom, koufax newberg."

- he even signed it
With a little paw print.

So cute.

- can we take it for a spin?

- you take it for a spin.
- yes!

- in fact, just take it.

- take it, like, for a--take it,
Like, what do you mean?

- like it yours.

- henry, do not play games
With my heart. I am--

- I'm not playing
With your heart.

I have a car, you don't--

I don't like people
Staring at me, you do.

- oh, my god.
Really?

[laughs]
I love you so much.

Oh, my god,
I love you so much,

I don't even know what to do
With myself, I love you so much.

- I love you too.

- I was talking to the car.

[upbeat music]

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