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Original subtitles

- I'm hank.

I was your typical Emergency room doctor

Until I got fired. [flatline]

- you let a billionaire Hospital trustee

Die to save some kid Off the street.

- I made a judgment call. - you made a mistake.

- this is my brother.

- I'm evan r. Lawson, Cpa.

- he took me away From my troubles

And to the hamptons.

And suddenly I had a chance

To become A whole new kind of doctor.

Turns out the wealthy And not-so-wealthy out here

Could use a guy Who makes house calls.

So I got a second chance To do what I do best.

- * waiting for a changer

* waiting for a dreamer

* waiting for a leader

* waiting for a lover

* waiting for the new moon

* waiting for the fog To clear *

* waiting for the din Of the blah-blahs to disappear *

* waiting for

- wow.

Uh, I'm sorry, You're offering me a job?

- almost.

The official offer will come

From our e.R. Department.

But there's an opening,

And you're our first choice.

- I-I did not expect that Tonight.

Um, yeah, I guess I need to think about it.

- oh, no, totally. I mean, it could be...

- a great opportunity. - for hamptons heritage.

- or not. My reputation might precede me.

You know, the last hospital Administrator who hired me

Lived to regret it.

- I'm not scared.

Wait. - what?

- your phone. It hasn't rung yet.

- oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, We have a new system.

All hankmed calls Are forwarded to evan

Or divya when I'm busy Enjoying myself

Like I am tonight.

Here's to technology.

- okay.

You know, this place used to be An old family diner.

I came here for milkshakes After band practice.

- now it's uranium shakes After work.

[laughter]

So what did you-- What did you play?

In--in band, What did you--

- um...

Glockenspiel.

- I am sorry. Did you just say glockenspiel?

- sexy, right? - yeah.

Hot. - my mother insisted.

She played When she was in school.

- a glockenspiel dynasty.

- I was the black sheep. Believe me.

- so you settled For medicine.

- and that's pretty much My story.

- it's a good story.

- thank you.

- so now what?

Really? Glockenspiel?

Oh. Wow. - [laughs]

- * they can Knock upon my door *

*

* until their hands Are black and blue *

- call me ishmael. Call me the rainmaker.

Call me--

The proudest brother On earth.

- oh, my god. - get out, evan.

- no, you got to hear My news first.

I just landed us a whale, Hank. Like a whale.

- I can't believe You're still here.

- okay, fine, I'll be in my room.

- okay. - okay, I'll be in my room!

[laughs]

Singing in all the rain I've made.

- don't.

And that's pretty much My story.

- [laughs]

I-I do have an early day Tomorrow.

- right. We'll get it right next time.

- yeah, yeah. Whenever that is.

- no rush.

How's tomorrow night? - perfect.

- I'm thinking your place. - okay.

- so this guy rob miller Says he's svp

Of r&d at grant limited.

So I say, "Like, what, You're in nano technology?"

- I can't believe You didn't even knock.

- he goes, "Nano technology?

That's, like, so 20 years ago." And I'm like, what?

Like, how sexually arousing Is that?

- and then you just kept Standing there,

Like a bellhop waiting For a tip.

- oh, oh, and the patient Is rob's wife claire grant,

Who's the evp Of digital marketing at grant.

She's the evp, And she's pregnant, right?

- just a total violation Of my privacy.

- the grants, That's like one

Of america's richest families.

Like, it's old money, It's new money.

It's money of all ages.

- jill and I were finally Gonna, you know...

At least I think we were.

- this is really gonna put Hankmed on the map.

Oh, and you know where On the map exactly, by the way?

- what? What are you talking about?

- grant's island.

Yeah, as in the family Has their own.

It's hundreds of acres.

It's 360 degrees Of exclusivity.

Just a 15-minute copter ride Away.

They probably staff it With robots.

It's probably staffed With really smoking hot,

Sexy robots.

Are you ready For the weekend I've basically

Just been waiting for My entire life?

- I have plans With jill tonight.

- take a rain check.

Here, as rainmaker, I'll issue you one.

My god, this is going To be a gigantic gig for us,

And we needed a getaway Anyways. Perfect.

- we're in the hamptons.

This is the getaway, Remember?

- have a good trip.

- mr. Miller's wife is three Weeks from her due date.

No complications.

- hi. Claire organizes

This weekend every year With her sister.

They spent summers On the island growing up.

It's one of the few things They share in common.

I've been trying to talk claire Out of it this year,

But you can't argue With a grant.

- that would be un-american, Right?

- so you are Our last-minute compromise.

- I've been called worse.

- at hankmed, we aim To compromise, so that's great.

- that's the worst business Mantra I've ever heard.

[laughter] - why are you laughing?

- did I give you the impression I was hiring a team?

Because claire likes To keep this only family.

- oh.

- look, she's going with Or without you,

And I'm at your mercy.

So, please, dr. Lawson, Just give me a number.

Name your price.

We both know that, for a price, Anything's possible.

- oh, I'm sorry, buddy.

I know you had high hopes.

- no, you know, It's completely fine, you know.

The dream can wait. The lifelong dream.

The nightly fantasy...

- ev, the guy said, "Name your price."

You should be drooling.

- money isn't everything, Hank.

Have fun.

- [sighs]

It is a good client For hankmed.

And they clearly need you.

- you can cover On the mainland?

- light schedule today.

Nothing I'm not fully trained To handle.

And if anything comes up

That's above my pay grade,

You're a consult away.

- I'll be in touch.

- it was a bait and switch, Claire.

You're the one That said no nanny.

- I just thought one weekend Of us fending for ourselves

And not tripping Over our staff would be nice.

- then why are you bringing A doctor?

- just in case Of emergencies.

- when you're a mother, claire, You'll understand

That everything is an emergency.

- ladies, hi, I'm sorry. - stop, stop.

- I couldn't help overhearing.

Evan r. Lawson, Cfo of hankmed.

And--oh, brother Of dr. Lawson here.

- hi. Hank. Pleased to meet you.

- oh, hi, So are you coming?

- I am.

- yeah! - great.

And I was just About to explain that,

While I'm not A professional nanny, per se,

I am a college graduate... - evan.

- with four summers At camp echo,

As well as a stint With big brothers,

Which was really enlightening For me.

Not to mention getting held back In the second grade,

So I have a lot of experience Working with younger kids.

- no. - mm-hmm. Sold.

Get your bags.

- really? Uh, okay.

- safe flight. - give me your phone.

Real quick. - thank you.

- just got to forward All hankmed calls to divsy.

Done.

And done.

We're off. - bye, divya.

- ciao. - bye.

- a nanny. - don't ever use that word.

I'm not a nanny. I'm a manny.

- oh. - and look at these kids.

They're housebroken, man.

They're practically gonna Take care of themselves,

Leaving me time

To sign the grants As hankmed retainees

And enjoy some fun in the sun

On a lush refuge With its own zip code.

- everyone aboard. We're off.

- are you sure About your due date?

- um, give or take.

- huh.

- sorry, hon.

- come on. - hi.

[engine whines]

- hey, kids. How are you?

Evan r. Lawson, cpa.

I'm the cfo of hankmed.

I'm your very own mary poppins For the weekend.

Girls: mary who?

- mary...

Mary poppins has an umbrella.

We're gonna create magic Together.

[laughs]

- claire. - yeah?

- I know how much Your family values its privacy.

I'll try my best not to intrude On your special weekend.

- no, you know, I'm actually Kind of warming to the idea.

In fact having you along Is inspiring me as we speak.

- really? - yeah.

- in what way?

- I'm gonna give birth This weekend on the island,

And you're gonna deliver The baby.

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path For the silent ghost *

[helicopter blades whir]

- welcome to grant's island, Kevin.

- oh, it's evan.

Evan. And, you know, rob,

If that retainer proposal Isn't for you,

You know, Hankmed is actually looking

For a venue For our corporate retreat.

So we could explore A quid pro quo if you want.

[volume lowered] Oh, is that better? Okay?

Good? So I don't want to pressure you.

[horn beeps]

- ah, there's will.

- hey, hey. Oh, look at you.

Another generation coming. - yeah.

Hi. - [chuckles]

I didn't know If you'd be out here this year.

- oh, no, Especially this year.

- oh. - oh, this is dr. Lawson.

- hank. Nice to meet you.

- nice to meet you too.

- will's family has been Taking care

Of our island for generations.

And this is kevin, Lois's nanny.

- so it's evan, But that's completely cool.

Pleasure to meet you. I am so excited.

Can't wait to meet the rest Of the staff of the island.

- you just did. - oh.

- hey, rob, how are you, man? - hi, bill.

- hey, lois.

- hey. - hey, you guys want a lift?

- nothing against your truck, Will.

I'm sure the suspension Was cutting edge in 1951,

But it might be a rough ride For claire.

- I can walk. It's okay. - slowly.

Very slowly.

- okay, everybody else In the truck.

Hey, arlo, how you doing?

- hey, kids, who wants To ride in the back with me?

Girls: I do! - no.

- okay, all right, well, then, I'll ride in the back.

Great. - hold on.

- so rob and I completely Bonded on the chopper.

Gave him a few really good ideas About some new software apps.

- and I had a nice chat With claire.

- really? What'd you find out?

- that from now on We're gonna get to know

Our clients before we board Their aircraft.

- ah. - okay, that's it.

- anybody who has anything With a battery,

Chip, or a cord, Hand 'em over, no exceptions.

- aunt claire, we're memorizing Our audition song.

- yeah, we're gonna win The american idols.

- oh, no, it's american idol, Kids.

Girls: not for us.

- honey, come on, I can't go cold turkey.

There's no signal up here Anyway.

- well, it's not gonna stop you

From writing, you know, Emails or memos

Or emails about memos.

- uh, I'm a little confused.

I thought the grants were All about technology.

- if you really need To speak to someone,

Will has a sat phone, Okay.

I mean, we've become More attached to our devices

Than to each other.

This is the exact opposite

Of what mom and dad wo-- Would have wanted.

- some things change, claire.

- well, some things shouldn't.

- here, you know, Let me get that.

Take a breath.

You need to relax.

- okay, sis, No tech.

So long as blenders are exempt

'cause I'm not mixing My margaritas by hand.

- so I like that move.

The whole forget the ds In the pocket trick.

I saw that. Nice smuggling operation.

- suffer with the rest of us, Kiddo.

- sorry. I'm sorry.

- thanks a lot, kevin. You suck.

- okay, it's evan.

- arlo, trust me, This island is a special place.

Try to enjoy it.

- yeah, it's true. We'll just rough it.

Yeah, maybe we'll find, like, An antique atari in the house

And we'll bring it back To life.

- there's no tv In the house.

- what do you mean, There's no tv?

What do you plug Your blu-ray player into?

- I can give you an idea.

- you--

There's no tv, hank. There's no tv.

Like, what are we supposed To do at night?

Just sit around and think? - you wanted a getaway.

- well, yeah, not with The sisters from the shining.

- [laughs] - why do you get to keep yours?

- for medical necessities.

- like what?

- like breaking dates With hospital administrators.

I'm not getting A single bar.

- what kind of island is this?

[bird caws]

- hey, beautiful. Do you hear?

The board wants a short list By monday.

- for the e.R. Position?

Gordon doesn't retire For a month.

- they're nervous About emergency

Being short a physician.

What did hank lawson say?

- he's thinking about it.

- I know about those lawsuits

Pending against him.

He really shouldn't worry About that.

We'd be lucky to have A doctor like lawson.

- I'll follow up.

- do it soon.

- this is our room?

- dibs on top bunk. - okay.

- [sighs and chuckles]

Oh, these beds remind me Of passaic.

Remember that?

Our secret space Hibernation pods.

- oh, you mean the beds We got

'cause dad lost our house And we had to move

Into a cramped Two-bedroom apartment?

- it wasn't an apartment, Hank.

It was the intergalactic Starship ranger-3.

And it was awesome.

- yeah, you're right.

My bad.

- your fundal height shows That you're about ready to go.

Everything looks good.

Oh, I think I just felt Your baby kick.

- great.

- your o.B. Noted No placenta previa.

I do see you have A high frequency

Of certain antigens In your blood.

- yes, that is a family thing.

We're in a rare blood group.

We grants like to be exclusive About everything.

- it hasn't caused Any problems?

- no, none.

So when do we induce?

- claire, we're not inducing.

- why? Why not?

Come on, we both know

The 40-week thing Is just guesswork.

I mean, look at me. Look at me.

I am full-term And ready to pop.

- yeah, I wouldn't induce Even if I could.

- then why did you bring The pitocin?

- as a precaution, And I hope the kleptomania

Isn't hereditary as well.

- there are other ways To encourage labor,

Like hot baths With evening primrose

And various forms Of stimulation.

- all great for inducing And for your husband

When you're back home.

- mm!

- claire, really. What is the rush?

- on our nightstand, Rob and I have a wireless router

Where our wedding photo Used to be.

This year my sister and I

Exchanged happy birthdays Via text message.

And I love lois's kids, Right,

But every one Of their experiences

Is basically virtual.

They've been denied A connection

To the real world

And to their family.

My child is gonna have That connection from the start.

- and you will do a great job Of providing it

After your baby is born

In his or her own time.

Okay?

- yo. Hey, arlo.

Hey, so your uncle rob and The twins are gathering wood.

You want to join?

- it's too hot. - okay.

Uh, you want to hit the beach With me and cool off?

- I hate the beach.

- what do you mean, You hate the beach?

Come on, the sunny breezes,

The cool water, The soft sand?

- I don't like sand. It gets in my socks and shoes.

- uh, that's 'cause you're Wearing socks and shoes.

Come on, will can drive us. It'll be fun.

Maybe he'll let you shift.

- I don't think Will likes me.

- what do you mean? How could anyone not like you?

Get in the truck.

- [sighs] - just trust me.

It'll be fun. Yo.

- the last few years, I haven't been able

To talk him Into doing anything.

You're a good nanny, steven.

- I'm a manny, And it's kevin.

Evan.

[engine starts] - oh, yeah, how about that?

- yeah, it sounds sweet. - yeah.

- see, this is The original joystick, arlo.

Well, not the original joystick, But, you know.

As far as you're concerned...

Um, okay, so what's gonna-- Whoa, whoa.

Both: whoa, whoa, whoa. - calm yourself, little guy.

God, it's a big truck. You got to respect it.

You got to respect it.

When he pushes down On that little clutch lever

Down there with his foot,

Then you're gonna--how does This kind of truck work?

- well, it comes towards me

And then back.

- up and back, That's first gear.

Okay, you ready?

- yeah. - okay.

- let's do it.

- all right, can we use a little Muscle there, big fella?

- pull it right back. - whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- that's fine.

A little bit of grinding's fine At first.

It's completely okay. - let's just try it again.

- you know what, Let's try it again.

I'm gonna help you This time.

This is just like when my dad Taught me how to drive,

Except he wasn't even there, And I was 10,

And I took out this entire Family of lawn flamingos.

But let's just Don't tell anyone that.

Um, you ready?

- okay. - let's do this.

Up, and then back. - all right.

- you go. You push.

Yes! Oh, my god! - hey, here we go!

- you're a natural. - yeah, hey, not bad, huh?

- how could you Even propose that?

- our portfolio's down 30% this year, claire.

We barely ever use this place.

- and what about will?

- well, what about him?

If you're searching For a signal, doc,

You're gonna have to swim For it.

There's no service In the middle of the ocean.

- oh, I really need To cancel a date

And probably order flowers.

- ooh, wife or girlfriend?

- girlfriend, maybe, Before I stood her up.

- ee. - yeah.

- well, you can ignore me, Claire,

But we still have To respond to the offer.

- well, the island's Not for sale.

You know what, you can just Use the satellite phone.

It's in will's truck. - oh, okay, great, thanks.

- all right now, Second's a little tricky.

- yeah, don't mess With second.

All right, you ready?

- no, I want to do it alone.

- well, we should-- Okay, all right.

Only when he says, though.

- okay, well, be careful. Okay.

Both: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa!

- ditch! Look out for the ditch!

[crash]

- oh, my god, what is that?

- you okay? Just jump down.

- are you okay, arlo? Anything hurt?

- I told you I didn't want to go.

- how about you?

Will?

How you doing? You okay?

- oh, yeah, no, I'm fine.

Yeah. Wish I could say The same for the truck.

And the phone.

- well, that sucks.

- oh, ow!

- and your leg. - oh, my god!

- don't put any pressure On it, okay?

- why would I? - come here. Turn around.

- did I sprain it? - let's go, guys.

Get his back. - all right.

- whoa! - we got you. We got you.

Okay, let him down gently.

- take it easy. - I got it.

- ow, ow, ow. - try not to move.

- okay, all right, all right.

- easy.

Easy. Okay.

- it's okay.

It's just your bone.

- just my bone? - yeah, you're fine.

- clear the table.

- [groans]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh! Oh!

Ow! Ow! - it's a compound fracture.

- [groans]

- irrigating the wound.

- oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!

- okay, okay. - okay, all right.

Get ready. You're gonna feel A big pull, okay?

- yeah, okay. All right.

[screams] Ow! Oh! Oh!

- okay, it's lined up. - oh!

- antacid and sugar. - to prevent infection.

- oh. Oh. What is that? What is that?

Oh. Oh.

- all right, So unfold the towels.

Unscrew the mallet Like this.

Here, just like that. Make a splint right here.

Hold those close together.

I want you To hold the toe right there.

- it's okay. It's okay.

- when I tell you, I want you to lift.

- okay. - okay, all right.

- and lift. Hold these in tight. - whoa, whoa, whoa!

- I know, will. I know.

It's just gonna take a sec.

Here we go. Just one more.

- all right. - breathe. Okay, it's done.

See, we're done. We're done.

- gently, gently, gently, Let it down, let it down.

- it's going down And then it's done.

- ooh.

[exhales] Whoa.

- okay, okay. - oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. - does it hurt?

- no, no, I'm fine.

You're supposed To be the patient.

- well, now you're My patient too.

Are you on any medications?

- uh, yeah. There's a list in my pocket.

- oh, I got it, I got it. - the pills are all in my room.

- I'll get 'em. - great, but slow down.

- you gonna send me To a hospital?

- as soon As the chopper returns.

About your truck,

I know my brother Was the one--

- it wasn't kevin's fault.

- it's evan--never mind.

- but, arlo, Aw, that poor kid.

One screw-up after another.

Now he won't talk to you, Won't look at you.

Makes you worry How he'll grow up,

Get by in the world.

- hmm. Every family has one.

- hmm.

[upbeat music]

*

- now take it easy, okay? - okay.

-- hmm.

The doctor will follow up Next week.

[phone rings]

Do you know If someone paged hankmed?

- divya? Hank's p.A., right?

- jill, hank's friend.

Right? - right.

What are you doing here?

- oh, I'm covering For hank.

- wait, hank asked you To cover this?

- I think there's been A miscommunication.

I'm sure hank will give you A call when he gets back--

If you had an appointment Or something.

- yeah, we had a something.

When he gets back From where?

- well, he left town. - he left? Why?

- well, I'm really Not at liberty to say.

- hey, gorgeous, look at you In civvies.

Quite a treat. Dan irving.

Attending physician In jill's e.R.

- divya katdare, Hankmed.

We are a profess-- - oh, I know all about hankmed.

Yeah, great. Hey, don't let me Interrupt this.

- no, this isn't--

- tell dr. Lawson He can call me directly

If he has any questions About the position.

Oh, and you can call me About anything.

- hank was offered a position At hamptons heritage?

- I'm really not at liberty To say.

- can you really get it To work?

- no blow dryers. It's a common but fatal mistake.

You want suction, not heat. You got a dust buster?

- claire probably prefers The broom.

- okay, anything that sucks.

[laughter]

- you seem Pretty tech-savvy there.

- well, you know, I've dropped phones

In pools and toilets...

The occasional mojito.

- mm-hmm.

Hot tubs, koi ponds, And a volcano.

So that battery is toast, Huh?

- well, yes, but if we dry The handset out,

We can use the charger.

- hmm. - because the charger works

Without the battery. Shouldn't you know all this?

- nah, the stuff I deal with Is all next-gen.

It doesn't even need batteries.

- that sounds very lucrative.

[exhales]

[beep]

[phone rings]

- it's hank. Please leave a message.

- hey. Hi.

Um, sorry I missed you tonight.

Uh, maybe Your phone died...

Although you do seem to be In touch with your assistant.

Anyway, uh, now That you've slept on it,

I need to know how you feel.

About the job. Not us.

Not that there even is an us. Yet.

And not that I'm not open to it.

And I'm totally cool With taking things

One step at a time.

And either way, That has nothing

To do with the job offer.

Unless, of course, That's what's freaking you out.

And if it is, I would totally understand

Because...I sound crazy.

Wow. All right.

Let's delete, regroup, And start over.

- your message has been sent And marked urgent.

- no. N-n-no. Oh, my god.

- * she'll be coming around The mountain when she comes *

- yo, how's your patient?

- for an old guy With a compound fracture,

High risk of osteomyelitis

And/or a fatal embolism,

He's surprisingly stable.

How's yours?

- I pounded on it, I screamed,

Like, "Don't quit on me! Don't you quit on me!"

But then it just quit on me Anyway.

- look, if we can call For evac and not just wait

For their chopper, I'll breathe a lot easier.

- then I shall breathe life Into that phone.

Are you cooking pasta?

- saline. - see, this is what happens

When all you watch Is the health network

And the food channel. You get confused.

- hasn't been on the med school Curriculum since 1850,

So I'm ballparking The proportions.

- all right, well, Good luck with that.

- what were you thinking, Evan?

- hmm? - letting a 12-year-old drive?

- mannies need to empower The lads in their charge.

It stifles anarchy.

He was just shifting. So what?

- so we're stuck On a remote island

With an injured senior,

A woman intent On inducing herself,

And no phone service.

- or we're stuck On an amazing island

Where, yes, An accident happened,

But a skilled physician

And his charismatic brother Will save the day,

Give a mother-to-be Some much-needed family time,

And cement a future With long-term clients.

You want a s'more?

Okay, are you mad Just 'cause you're here?

Or are you still mad because I walked in on you and jill--

- she offered me a job.

In her e.R.

- as in, like, A bail-on-hankmed-

And-leave-your-cfo-high-and-dry Kind of job?

- well, that's Not how she put it,

But, yeah, It could have that effect.

- and what did you say?

- that I'm gonna think About it.

- [stammering] What's to think about?

Look what we've done So far.

Look at the grants.

They're like the von trapps Out there.

It's like the ultimate proof That there's nothing

Like a family business.

The closer we stay To each other, the better.

You said that

After dad left.

- a long time ago.

- [scoffs]

You ever wish You could call him?

Just say hi?

- sometimes I wish I had a father

I wanted to call.

[distant moaning]

Is claire out at the campfire?

- uh, no. - keep an eye on will.

Any change, let me know. - okay.

- claire?

Relax. Breathe. - [moans]

- I'm here.

- so am I, man. What the hell?

- you're not-- So sorry.

- I thought you were... In...Labor.

- no, um... - hank.

So will needs your hel...

- get out.

- [groans]

- he was on the floor When I found him.

- what happened? - oh, is the baby coming?

Oh, I tried to get up.

- no, no, we don't want To refracture his leg.

Get some help. A lot of help.

- okay. - oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Oh, it hurts. - it's okay.

Just stay right here. Don't move.

- oh! Ooh! - I know.

- thank god will's okay.

- he is for now, But a compound fracture

Can be very dangerous, Especially all the way out here.

And so can An italian induction.

- oh, is that What they call that?

- mm-hmm. - I'm sorry.

He was having A blackberry withdrawal.

- yeah, I had no idea that sex Causes childbirth.

That kind of came out wrong.

- yeah. - yeah. No, I had no idea

That it induces labor Either.

- uh, spicy foods Can also cause contractions

And add nausea, vomiting, And dehydration

To the miracle Of childbirth.

- honey, listen to the doctor.

- thank you.

- that sucks!

It's the only thing that I actually wanted to do here.

- okay, well, don't blame me. I'm just the manny.

- yeah, we covered that.

You suck too. - I'm--oh.

- arlo!

[retreating footsteps]

What happened?

- he just--he heard that Paintball was cancelled,

And he found the news, Uh, unsettling.

So maybe you could lift The ban on video games?

'cause it would really Cheer him up, and, you know,

It would make my job So much easier.

- hmm.

- I'm gonna add a "Please" In there.

Could you please Just give me the ds?

- about last night,

I get defensive When I fear

Someone's interfering With my career goals.

But that's no excuse.

And I apologize.

- so do I.

I should have made it clear,

I don't want to derail hankmed.

I'm sure it's tough enough

Starting A successful concierge practice.

- well, almost as tough As starting an unsuccessful one.

Twice.

I have to make it work This time.

- even if hank takes This job,

He can run hankmed On the side.

- and both jobs would suffer.

It would be a mistake.

But one hank Could very well make.

Seems like you and hank Are similar that way.

Trying to have it all.

Mixing your patients With his.

Mixing your professional lives With your personal lives.

- maybe it is Wishful thinking.

- not that My hyper-compartmentalized

Lifestyle is the answer.

I mean, my parents Have no idea what I do.

- how do you pull that off?

- carefully.

And sometimes I think It would be less confusing

If I could just let everything Get all mixed up.

- no, mixing really Hasn't worked for me.

My ex is a doctor, An e.R. Doctor,

And that didn't turn out To be such a great call.

- well, speaking of calls,

Evan screwed up The forwarding of our phones.

And because hank's cell Must be out of range,

I'm getting All of hank's messages.

- uh, I'm sorry.

All--all of them?

- I might have deleted one Last night.

By mistake.

Of course.

- good strong pulse.

- mm-hmm.

- good capillary refill.

- mm-hmm.

- huh, your temperature's A bit elevated.

- may I have some water? - yeah.

Coumadin. This wasn't On your list of meds.

- oh, yeah, It's a new one.

I keep forgetting To take it.

- this is a blood thinner. Don't tell me you took one.

- oh, I took two.

I thought it may help My headache.

- when did your head Start hurting?

- uh, this morning Or last night.

- you were supposed to tell me If anything--

- well, it's not that bad.

It's just, you know, A little sore.

- there's a bump back here. Did this happen yesterday?

- I guess. Oh, I didn't notice.

- hey. What do you mean, I suck?

I don't suck.

Even if I did suck, You can't be telling me I suck.

You're, like, 12.

What's wrong with you?

- the truck accident Was your fault.

- well, if it's any consolation,

My brother agrees with you On that.

- I hate this place.

I always screw something up.

When I was eight, I forgot to tie off the rowboat.

The next year, I burnt down the tree house.

And now this.

If you'd have just let me Keep my nintendo,

None of this Would have happened.

- I got this reinstated.

That's what I came down here To tell you.

- but he's--he's bleeding In his brain?

- it may be a slow bleed,

But he took a blood thinner,

Which increases the risk Of a complication.

- and if there is a complication Before the chopper get back?

- well, patients are always Better off in a hospital

Than the middle of the ocean

Because you never know.

- no, no, no, will is Your only concern right now.

My legs are crossed Until he is okay.

What can I do to help?

- uh, stay with him.

Uh, monitor his mental status.

If he starts to fade Or repeat himself,

Get me right away. - okay.

- what can I do?

- okay, I need a drill.

And all the bits.

I need lois on hand,

And I really need That sat phone working.

- all right.

[video game gun blasts]

- what level are you on?

- stage. Final.

Third time through.

- mm. [gun blasts]

Whoa, nice. Nice plasma burst, iron man.

- thanks... Kevin.

- it's cool being a hero, Huh?

You know that can happen In real life too.

This may be really hard For you to believe,

Like, I know it's crazy,

But I used to screw up, Like, all the time.

Seems like everything I did, My brother would come along

And just do it better. - shocker.

- he was the hero. Always.

He got all Of our parents' attention.

Well, I'm sure you get that,

Having two adorable Twin sisters.

I always needed hank's help.

Especially after our dad Bailed on us.

You know.

Here's the funny thing About life, though.

It's actually a lot Like that game you're playing.

It's all about just Putting in the time

And finding your strengths.

And if you Screw up, you start over.

If you screw up, You start over.

And, eventually, one day Your moment comes.

- did your moment come?

- yeah. Very recently, actually.

My brother needed me For once.

And, needless to say, I came through--like superman.

Not like superman. He's too much of a boy scout.

More like batman 'cause He's dark and mysterious

And good with the ladies. - [laughs]

- but just hang in there.

Your moment'll come. I promise.

- ow. - you just died.

- oh! - sorry.

- what are you doing With the blood?

- trying to find A clotting factor for you.

You know, just in case.

Claire, could you come here For a sec?

- yeah. - all right.

Put steady pressure on this.

It'll bleed longer Than you think.

- okay.

- what are you doing With the blood?

- thank you.

- will doesn't know His blood type?

- oh, I'm o positive.

- I'm type a, but I have Iron deficiency anemia.

- ugh, then you really Shouldn't donate.

- so you can do all this With a tray?

- yeah, the mirror bounces The light,

So I can see How the bloods mix.

If they're incompatible, They clump.

Ah, just in time. I need your finger.

- okay, I need to know Where you intend to put it.

Ow! What the hell?

- look, will may need A transfusion.

I'm looking For a compatibility,

And the grants have Atypical antigens,

So I don't expect Any matches there.

- mm, of course.

- can you really tell That way?

- it's primitive, But you see

How this one's agglutinating, Or clumping up?

That's mine.

It's no good.

In fact, damn.

Damn. - damn.

I'm taking that's bad, Medically.

- no one's compatible Except lois.

- well, I'll do it.

- no, I can't risk Adding another patient

To our roster out here. - will's stopped talking.

He's stopped talking.

- will?

Open your eyes.

Stay with me, will.

Will. Will.

[beeping] - what's happening?

- the herniation's putting Pressure on his brain.

Let's tilt his head, okay?

- can't you relieve The pressure?

- without a clotting factor, He'll bleed out.

We don't have a match. - well, what about me?

Are you sure I can't do this? - no way.

You're pregnant. Remember?

- use me. I'm a match.

See. - what?

- dude, what did you do?

- I did it just how he did it.

No agglutination, Right?

- right. It's A very selfless offer, arlo,

But I can't use you For the transfusion.

- why not? - look, you're too young

To provide consent.

- yeah, it's very thoughtful.

[beeping] - what does that mean?

- his blood pressure's rising.

- I'm not stupid.

I know what consent is.

Tell the doctor It's okay.

- okay, dude, You don't have to do this.

- I want to do this.

- where is this coming from, Arlo?

- this is not What I meant before, okay?

- look, I don't know What's gotten into him,

But I want to embrace it.

If it'll save will, You have my consent.

- let's transfuse.

- you're doing great, arlo.

- is it working? I want to see.

- dude, just lay still.

That's your only job, And it's an important one.

- we don't want you fainting. - yeah.

That's my job. - well, speaking of your job,

Where are the twins?

- uh, I'll go check On them.

With pleasure.

- oh, will's blood Is starting to clot.

You did it, arlo. - his heart rate is falling.

- not for long.

Rob, we're ready.

The head bleeds a lot. Soak it up as fast as you can.

- okay. - here we go.

- hot stuff coming through.

- you got it? - yeah. This one, right?

- half-inch? - yep.

- okay.

Here we go.

Hold steady. [drill whines]

[screeching of drill Hitting bone]

- wait, wait, he's bleeding More, he's bleeding more.

- no. The hematoma's draining,

Which means That any second now...

- his blood pressure's Coming down.

- oh. - oh, claire.

- oh, hi.

Oh, will, we're all here.

- how you feeling, arlo?

- so the twins are reading, And they're still twins,

And the medevac chopper Is about ten minutes away

With the second one right Behind it for the rest of us.

- how'd you call For a chopper?

- he resuscitated The sat phone.

- call me supermanny.

- [laughs]

- oh, I see You used the drill and...

[thud]

[helicopter blades whir] - okay, okay, easy.

Easy with the leg. Turn him to the left.

All right, will. Good. You're clear!

Hey, did you call 911?

- yeah, the ambulance Is waiting at the helipad,

And our chopper's, like, Five minutes away.

Drink your juice, dude.

It'll put hair On your chest.

- you need some too.

- oh! No, you didn't.

You're a smart little hobbit, Aren't you?

- nice one. - arlo really stepped up today.

Like a real grant.

- you're right. I'm so proud of him.

You know, maybe you're right About this place.

There is something special About it.

- see?

[helicopter blades whir]

- hey, I hope You got my message.

- yes, and the raves From my neurosurgeon.

Guess you had A busy weekend.

- yeah, you know, I really was stranded

Without cell service.

- can you hear me now?

- [laughs]

- because I need an answer On the e.R. Job.

Did you think about it?

- actually, I kind of forgot To think about it.

And I think That says something.

Can we, um... - yeah.

- look, I loved the e.R., But the weekend made me realize

How much I'm enjoying this.

And not just the independence.

I'm getting to know My patients as people.

So I'm not saying never,

But for now I'm gonna see Where this takes me.

I hope I'm not letting you down.

- maybe just a part of me. - which part?

[laughs]

I realized something else This weekend.

- what's that?

- I missed you.

- you don't know What you missed.

- [laughs] [phone rings]

- I got to deal with this.

- oh, can I call you later?

- I don't know. Can you?

- what? That makes no sense.

- no, just trust me.

Look, we can watch this And dvr that

All at the same time.

- why would I watch A tv show set in a hospital?

I'm in a hospital.

- because the people In this hospital aren't all

Really charismatic supermodels.

- are these guys bothering you?

- you got to get me Out of here, doc.

- I'm working on that. - doesn't he look great?

- thanks to him. And especially to him.

- and thanks to you For giving me

My first lesson In motherhood:

I am in control of nothing. [laughter]

- you are gonna be A great mom. Eventually.

- mm, and I would like To invite you

To the island again next year As my guest.

- I'm in. You want to book the manny too?

- how are you with infants?

- I'm honestly--I'm-- - you can come.

I have a soft spot For siblings.

- awesome. Thank you very much.

Hey, short round, You want to get some ice cream?

I'm buying.

- isn't there free ice cream In this hospital?

- oh, yeah, That's the point.

- enjoy. [chuckles]

- so the grants are part Of a rare blood group.

Your blood matched Lois and arlo.

In fact your only matches

Were grants.

Tell me, will, What are the odds of that?

- well, you have to ask My grandmother

And claire's great-uncle.

- uh-huh. - please don't say anything.

This generation of grants Doesn't know.

- why wouldn't you want To share a secret like that?

- oh, wear a suit At corporate headquarters?

No, I like my independence.

And I belong On that island.

It's where I feel connected.

- well, sounds like at least One grant feels the same way.

Maybe you should facebook her.

- which book?

- arlo can explain.

- god, I'm tired. Being rainmaker's exhausting.

- and rewarding.

Just one more reason I'd never Leave my cfo high and dry.

- good.

- you did a good job With arlo.

- yeah. It is easier Being big brother, I find.

- let's agree To disagree on that.

But it is exciting To see you bring

A whole new skill set To our little family business.

- does that mean I get a raise?

- depends. Can you make yourself Scarce tonight?

- for a price, dr. Lawson, Anything is possible.

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