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- I'm hank. I was your typical
Emergency room doctor...

Until I got fired.

- you let a billionaire
Hospital trustee die

To save some kid
Off the street.

- I made a judgment call.
- you made a mistake.

- this is my brother.

- I'm evan r. Lawson, cpa.

- he took me away from my
Troubles and to the hamptons,

And suddenly, I had a chance

To become
A whole new kind of doctor.

It turns out the wealthy
And not-so-wealthy out here

Could use a guy
Who makes house calls,

So I got a second chance to do
What I do best.

[upbeat music]

*

- * face down

* could have sworn
I was talking to you *

* uh-huh

*

- come on.

I know you can run faster.

Come on!
- just run slower.

- that's not the point
Of exercise.

- it's the point of brotherhood,
Man.

- your guilt trips don't work
On me.

- you slowed down,
Didn't you?

- yeah, just to say you--
Forget it.

- yeah. Okay, hold on
A second. Wait. Let's talk.

- about what?

- strategic planning
For hankmed.

- what's the plan?

People get sick or hurt,

I treat them, you bill them.

- yeah, this isn't the e.R.,
Though,

Where people just come to you.

This is concierge medicine.

It requires guerilla marketing.

- oh, really?

I skipped that class
In med school.

- okay, let's start
With the basics then.

The affluent are a very elusive
Demo.

- well, they won't be eluding us

Because we
Won't be chasing them.

- of course not.
That would be crass.

Hence my strategic plan.

- okay, your strategic plan.
Let's hear it.

- so I read in the new england
Journal of medicine

That one in ten women between
The ages of 21 and 40

Ignores a medical condition

Just to avoid going
To the doctor.

- you read the new england
Journal of medicine?

- yeah, who doesn't?

- so today, we are gonna meet
Ten women.

They're gonna ask us
What we do for a living.

We're gonna tell them
And we're gonna be so charming

About it that
At least one of them

Is gonna be interested
In your services.

- and the other nine?

- they'll be interested
In mine.

You know what?
Okay, here we go.

I'm gonna illustrate it
For you.

See this guy with the dogs
Over there?

- yeah.

- pretend those dogs
Are attractive women, okay?

- okay.

- you start by zeroing in
On just one of them.

Hey, hey--

Whoa!

- ow!
Chester, that's no!

- little bit late
On the dog whispering, pal.

- no biting.
That's bad.

- hey, can I have a look?
I'm a doctor.

Let's get rid of that.
- ah! Ah!

Ah!

- does any of this hurt?

- not considering
A dog just bit me.

- right.

Uh, here,
Get me something sharp

And a towel.

- okay.
I'm sorry--sorry.

- let me see.

All right, pull this finger
Back towards your nose.

- [groans]
- extensors are fine. Okay.

Good capillary refill.

- you know, it really
Doesn't even hurt that bad.

- it's amazing what you can do

With the words
"Medical emergency."

- let me see your hand, please.

- ah! Ah!

[seethes]

- all right, come here.

Okay, there you go.

- wow, thanks, man.

Listen, how can I repay you
For this?

- no, no, no.
Please, please.

Don't worry about it.

Look, puncture wounds
Can get infected badly.

You need to go to the hospital
For a thorough cleaning.

- man, I got a lot of work
To do today. I ca--

- no, no, no.
You need to go.

- okay, all right.

All right, I'll find
Some time to go.

- good.
- thanks.

- sure.
-come on, guys.

- uh, give these
To your friends.

We also do cat scratches
And bee stings too.

- oh.

- that was amazing.

- well, that was exhausting.

- you're never going jogging
With me again.

- whoa! Bambi in the hamptons,
That's kind of freaky.

Yeah, you're right. I am never
Going jogging with you again.

- hey, boris.
- hank!

How are the accommodations?

- excessive.
- perfect.

- that's exactly how I feel.

Hi, I don't think we've actually
Properly been introduced.

I'm evan r. Lawson.
I'm the cfo of hankmed.

- I'm quite aware of you,
Mr. Lawson.

- cool. I just wanted to
Thank you for your hospitality.

Uh, but my brother, uh, he's not
Being too business savvy,

If you know what I mean.

Doesn't really understand
That nothing in life is free.

So I'd be happy
To negotiate any terms

That you may have directly,

Just you and me.

- I understand
Your new practice out here

Is thriving already.

- how did you--
Never mind.

- there are two kinds
Of people here

In the hamptons, hank--

Those here to seek attention

And those here
Trying to escape it.

I just want you to know

That I strongly favor
The latter.

- yeah. Believe me,

I have no interest
In becoming a celebrity.

- tell me about them.
- who?

- the boy with the damaged car.

The woman with the...
Flat tire.

- sorry.

Confidentiality.

- I'm heading out
For some relaxation time

On my ocean boat,
But I'll be back tomorrow.

We'll catch up then?

Make yourselves comfortable.

You're guests here,

Not renters.

After all, the best things
In life are free.

- [sighs]
Man crush.

- you're seduced by anyone
With an entourage.

- see you later.
Bye.

Wait, I'm not done talking.

- I know. That's why I'm going.
Can I shower?

- uh, only if being clean's more
Important than being employed.

- sorry, ev,
No guerilla marketing.

- okay, okay.

What are you gonna do?

You gonna sit around all day
Waiting for you phone to--

[cell phone rings]

Okay, for the record,
I made that happen.

Uh, okay, okay.

Answer the phone exactly like
This: "Hankmed. Good morning.

And how can we make you
Feel better today?

- hello.
- or that. Good enough.

- uh, yeah, sure.
I'll hold for the senator.

[the blue van's independence]

*

* my independence went away

* I didn't listen when it said

* rely on your yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path
For the silent ghost *

- I hope I didn't pull you away
From something important.

- you know,
I work for you now, hank,

And this is what's important.

- divya, look.

You're clearly qualified

To work at any big physician
Group in manhattan.

What's the deal here, honestly?

- honestly, my parents insist

That I summer with them
In the hamptons.

- so they don't support
Your career?

- it's not
What they see for me.

So I have to pursue it

Very quietly.

- they don't know
About your career.

- sometimes
You've got to take things

Into your own hands, hank.

- okay, okay.

- so what did
The senator say exactly?

- he said it was urgent
And refused to give me

Any details by phone.

- maybe it's his heart again.

- well, a failed run
At the white house

Could take its toll on anyone.

- selling 100 billion
Multivitamins

May not buy you the presidency,

But it will let you live
Like a king.

- [chuckles]

- lucy everett.

- hank lawson.

- your reputation precedes you.

- heh, along
With my phone number.

- my husband heard
Some very good things.

- this is divya.

- I'm his physician assistant.

- hmm.

- so where is the senator?

- in london.
Follow me.

As you may know,
My son, kendrick,

Just announced his commitment
To notre dame.

He will be competing
To be the starting quarterback

And they need him
In perfect condition,

Because usc's defensive line

Hits a lot harder
Than my daughter and nephews.

- [laughs]

Look, as much
As I admire the fact

That you have your own
Football field,

Sports medicine isn't my area.

- this isn't
About sports medicine.

It's about
A communications strategy.

- that's definitely
Not my area.

- his team physical
Is next week.

I would like to avoid
Any surprises.

- at least any in public view.

- all right, so he needs
A routine checkup.

- it's anything but routine.

Without a clean bill of health,
He will not be cleared for play.

- he needs
An executive physical.

- yes, your top-of-the-line
Executive physical.

Check him from head to toe
In painstaking detail.

- yeah, we're not equipped
For that.

We'd need a cardiopulmonary
Stress-testing machine,

A 12-lead e.C.G.--

- here we are.

- who's your interior designer,
Sanjay gupta?

- this is brand-new
Hospital-grade equipment.

- yes.

Anything worth going out for
These days

Is something you can
Just as easily bring in.

And I don't cut corners
When it comes to my family.

- sometimes
You got to take things

Into your own hands, right?

- he's a concierge doctor.

- he'll check our vitals,
Then book us dinner and a show?

- it means he will respect
Our privacy.

- did dr. Greenwald tap
Our phones?

Is this guy any good?

- he's recommended
By dad's friend.

- who?
- no one you know.

- how do you know who I know?

- melody, I have to focus
On your brother now.

We'll do this later.
Is that okay?

- I got to take care
Of this thing.

Catch you later, dude.

- here he is.

- wow, from the game room
To exam room in just 12 hours.

- [laughs]

- kendrick, say hello
To dr. Lawson.

- hey.
- and divya, his assistant.

- physician assistant.

- thanks for doing this.

- hey, we'll have you
Back outside

Tossing touchdown passes
In no time.

- yeah, as long as no time
Is by noon.

- well, the exam takes
As long as it takes.

- kendrick
Has his nutritionist at 12:00

And his private
Offensive coordinator at 1:30.

- my mandarin tutor at 3:00
And my life coach at 5:00.

And I still don't even know
What a life coach is.

- the point is, the exam needs
To be as long as planned.

- in case you were wondering,

Bathroom breaks
Are on alternate wednesdays.

- [laughs]

[upbeat pop rock music]

*

[beep]

- barring any surprises
In the lab work,

You are all systems go.

I am sure you'll have
A breakout season.

- whoo.
- all with 20 minutes to spare.

- I'm gonna go squeeze in some
Passing drills before lunch.

Both:
Don't forget to stretch.

- your dream come true.
Mom times two.

[laughs]

Both:
Play like a champion today.

- [laughs]

- and once the argentinean girls
Were done eating out of my hand,

Three cougars showed up,
And I lured them

By talking up the water's
Medically proven

Rejuvenation properties.

They completely ate it up.

It was some
Of my best work, actually.

- a shame the cougars
Didn't eat you.

You're disgracing
Our profession.

I'll be back.

I'm going to go change.

- every time
She hurts my feelings,

It makes her hotter to me.
Is that weird?

- you're weird.
- okay.

So, yes, I am kicking ass
And taking names out there,

Like literally.

- the names are finding us
Just fine.

- thank you very much.
- thank you.

- and p.S., we have to leverage
That momentum

Before the well runs dry, okay?

So I got this girl
At us weekly--

- don't even think about it.
- just one blurb on tmz.

Come on, hankmed treating
The senator's son?

That would be
Killer publicity for us.

- their privacy
Is our publicity.

[cell phone rings]

Hello?

Hey, what's wrong?

Okay, I should see you
Right away, then.

Uh, meet me behind
Pinch on the pier.

Okay.

- who was that?

Was that a kennedy?
A rockefeller?

A jonas brother?
- no, it's benny.

- who the hell is benny?

- the guy who got bit when you
Tried to simulate flirtation

On his pack of dogs.

- oh, my god, that--

Are we billing him this time?

- I have a hunch
He can't afford us.

Look, we treat
Who needs treatment.

If they can afford
To pay, great.

If not, you'll figure out a way
To make it all add up.

- all right, as long
As cujo's not there, I'm good.

- you clean up nice.

I just got a call.

Uh, you want to squeeze
In a quick one before we go?

- oh, yes.

- he just took the words
Right out of my mouth.

- you're not worth
The dry cleaning, evan.

- ah.
- let's go.

- hotter and hotter still.

[dogs bark]

- you know, all dog walkers
Get bit at some point.

It just comes
With the territory.

Please stop barking, beyonce!

- gauze and a clamp.

You said
You'd go to the hospital.

- the wait there
Is four hours if--ah--

I'm lucky.

Four hours times four dogs

Times ten bucks an hour
Is real money.

And I'm not gonna ask my mom
To help me with rent again.

- it's infected badly.

- ah!
Ah.

- okay, look, we can start
Draining the abscess,

But the hospital needs
To finish the treatment.

- why can't
We just do it all here?

- no, it needs to be debrided
By a hand surgeon

Who knows
Where the nerves, arteries,

And tendons are hiding.

- well, I lost my insurance
Last year.

- look, it's the e.R.
Of a public hospital.

They have to treat you.

- well,
I can't just tell them that.

- you can,
And I'll show you how.

- evan, keys.

- what?
What are you doing?

- promoting you.
Cfo and head dogsitter.

Come on, benny.

- those two live three blocks
Down on the left,

94 cardinal drive.

And the other guys
Are at 17 spring street,

Right behind the movie theater.

Okay, just make sure you get
Everyone home safely.

All right?
- hank, I can give you a ride.

- I got this one, divya.

You look like
You have somewhere to be.

- I have a family obligation,
But I can--

- go.
Enjoy it...If you can.

- walk slow because kiki
Can't walk fast, all right?

- here we go.

Come on.

So, divya, we can ride
With you, right?

- [laughs]
Sorry.

Ugh.

Furry animals and sterile
Medical equipment don't mix.

- hey, cute dogs.

- I hate this place.

- just say
Exactly what we rehearsed.

You're gonna be fine.

- uh, I got bit by a dog.

It's swollen, and it hurts bad.

- fill these out
And take a seat.

- but it's an emergency.

- perfect.
This is an emergency room.

- he has an ascending infection
Of the hand,

Into the arm, presenting like
A sclerosing tenosynovitis.

- what did you do?
- he just told you.

A dog bit him.
- and you are?

- someone qualified to judge

That he needs treatment
Immediately.

- give me the charge nurse
Right away.

- yeah, so I'll see you
Tomorrow, then?

Cool.
Okay.

I'll see you later.

[dogs barking]
Come on.

Come on, guys.

Wow, that box looks heavy.

Hey, don't I know you?

- they just don't make
Pickup lines like they used to.

- I have been labeled
A progressive.

- I have to get to work.

- cute dogs.
- I know you.

- hey. No, I'm serious.
I really know you.

Stephan, leave beyonce alone.
Come here, come here.

Jackie, right?

Jackie? Ja--janice?
- sorry, bud, game over.

- jill.

- how do you know my name?

[pop rock music]

*

- are you using drugs
Of any kind?

- no, of course not.

- you drink anything
With a kick last night?

- would red bull...
Do this to me?

- no.

Do me a favor, kendrick,
And tell me your address.

- [slurring]
Sixty...Seven...

Hey, doc.

- yeah.

- my body is...Tingling.

- oh!

Kendrick.

- all right, push down
On my hand.

- what happened?
- we don't know.

- what do you mean
We don't know?

- well, he was fine yesterday,

At least according
To his executive physical.

- okay, labs and stress test
All came back normal.

- dtrs are decreased
Bilaterally.

Hypotonia,
More in the lower extremities.

- guillain-barre?

- possibly, but he has no pain.

Squeeze my hands.

Squeeze.
Hard!

Come on, kendrick.

- I have to play...

F-f-football.

- all right, we should get him
To the hospital

For further testing.
- no!

- we need this handled quietly.

- look, there are a lot
Of variables right now

That we can't plan for
In your home.

That's why hospitals exist.

I'd really feel
More comfortable--

- I'd feel less comfortable.

Five years ago, my husband
Walked into a hospital

With chest pain.

Within 20 minutes,
It was leaked to the media.

The next day he lost
The iowa caucus,

Because the opposition was able
To smear him

As a man with a weak heart
Overnight.

- turns out it was just
A bad case of indigestion.

- dr. Lawson,

You were not just hired
For kendrick's health.

You were also hired
For his privacy

And to make sure that he plays
Football at notre dame

And then goes on to lead
A successful life as planned.

- [sighs]

- I will not put my family

In the hands
Of the system again.

- to diagnose this properly,
I'd need--

- I'll get you
Whatever you need.

Or just say that
You're giving up on him,

And I'll find someone else.

[heart monitor beeping]

- hank, look.

The way I see it,
We have two options:

We can keep fighting her,
Or we can start helping him.

- all right, well, how are we
Gonna get a mobile mri?

- let me worry about that.

[cell phone rings]

- oh, god.

- wha--did you just
Big-time me?

Anyway, I have two news alerts.

I ran into a friend of yours,
And I did you a major solid.

Two, this car needs gas.

Circle back with me asap
To discuss.

Huh.

[tires squealing]

[doorbell rings]

- hello, ms. Newberg.

Evan r. Lawson.

I'm the cfo of hankmed.

The...Hank--hank's brother.

- oh, hank!
[chuckles]

Please, come in.
- cool.

- so how is hank doing?

- uh, he's doing very well.

And so are you.

Uh, you look fantastic, ma'am.

- thank you, dear.
- yeah.

So, uh, so naturally beautiful.

And splendidly symmetrical.

- yes, I know.

How can I help you?

- oh, no, miss newberg,
It's how I can help you.

- may I offer you
A vitamin-infused gin rickey?

- yep.

- esperanza?

- perfect.

Oh, that'll be great.

Okay.

All right,
Talk to you soon. Bye.

Okay, I tracked it down.
It's there.

You just need to ask for it.

- good work, divya.

Melody.

- I think maybe
I did this to him.

Please don't tell my mom.

- tell me what you mean.

- when I tackled him
This weekend

During a game with our cousins,

His head hit the ground
Really hard.

And he didn't get up
For a few seconds.

- no, his symptoms
Aren't consistent with trauma.

You didn't do this
To him, melody.

Look, what you're feeling
Isn't guilt.

It's just love and concern.

No mom could ever blame you
For that.

- oh, you don't know my mom.

Kendrick's future is her life.

Notre dame's just
The first step,

And then it's off
To a top five law school,

The justice department,
Congress,

And ultimately achieving
What my father couldn't.

If I did anything
To jeopardize all that,

She'd say
That I ruined his life.

She'd say I ruined her plan.

- what's the catch?

- there's no fine print here,
Ms. Newberg.

- well, it sounds like
A very interesting proposal.

- I thought
You'd feel that way.

- do you have any literature?

- funny you should ask.

Hot off the press.

Oh, thanks.

- oh.

Well, I'll pass this on
To my advisors.

And if they approve,
Then I'm in.

- hank would be so thrilled

- hank, our savior.

[chuckles]

God bless him.
- amen to that.

- and you seem
Very competent too.

- mm-hmm.

- you must meet
My little granddaughter.

- uh, thank you, ms. Newberg.
You know, I--

- she's spending the summer
With me.

- I'm--I'm really not
Very good with kids.

- emma, come here, sweetie.

- it's just not--

Hi.

- this gentleman works
With the doctor

Who saved me last week.

- ah, your faux nichons.

- she's been studying in paris.

- oh, that is too funny,

Because this very afternoon
I'm actually hosting

A reception to celebrate

The european
Architectural influences

At my home, shadow pond.

Isn't that so weird?

You should come.
- shadow pond?

That sounds like
An assisted living facility.

- yeah, you know--

Yeah, you're probably
Not interested

In getting culture
During your break from school.

- probably not?
- she needs culture.

- nana, please,
Don't micromanage.

- I promised your mom

You would not spend
The entire summer

Watching the mountains

And gossiping about it
On headbook.

- it's the hills,
And it's facebook.

- go to this nice man's
Reception,

Bring your friends.

Or there's no salt scrubs
At the maidstone for a week.

- how many friends exactly?

- excuse me,
I'm looking for--ah.

Hey.

- hey.

- oh, nice.

- yeah, mock disaster drill.

No crossing guard jokes,
Please.

- no, I was just gonna ask
If you were missing a lifeboat.

Look, uh, I know we just met,

But I need a favor,
And it's a big one.

- how big?

- the size of a truck.

- I'm sorry, but I can't say.

- you can't say who.

- no, I can't say anything.

- well, that doesn't give me
Much to go on

During our busiest weekend
Of the summer.

- I know, I know.

- why don't you try the hospital
In riverhead?

They have an mri truck
And one-tenth our caseload.

- no, I-I can't.
Time really is a factor here.

- so you want me to lend
My mri truck

To someone who doesn't feel
Like dealing with the traffic?

- no, no--no.

I wouldn't ask for it
If that were the case.

- you're
A concierge doctor, hank.

I have patients.
You have clients.

And I can't move a mountain
Every time a ceo sneezes.

- it's not a ceo.

It's a teenage boy with acute
Neurological deficits,

And we both know
That can kill you,

Regardless of how big
Your trust fund is.

This boy needs help.

He needs it fast.

And I'm not asking you
To move a mountain,

Just a truck.

- [sighs]

- looks like we don't need
The mri for the next two hours.

- okay.
- I'm paging a tech right now.

- great.
Great.

Thank you, really.

You know, despite my freakishly
Calm demeanor,

It wasn't easy for me
To come here

And ask you
For something like this.

- that doesn't surprise me
Coming from a guy

Who can't even ask me out
Himself.

Anyway, I just found out
That I have to work tonight.

- uh, tonight?
You have to work ton--

[stammers]
What are we talking about?

- that's when your brother said
That you wanted--

- my brother?

My brother, evan?

Ev--evan, my brother.
How did you meet evan?

- uh, randomly in town.

He asked me out to dinner,
You know, on your behalf.

- he did, did he?
How helpful of him.

He's a good guy.

Not that he, um,

Totally misrepresented me.

I mean, it's possible
That at some point, I would--

- ms. Casey, we're ready
For the mock evacuation drill.

- got to go.

You better bring my truck back
Washed and waxed.

- oh, washed, waxed,

With the pine-tree thing hang--

Hang--

- so, uh,
Where's everybody else?

- um, well, you've got me.

You've got allie and maxine.

And you've got about two dozen
Of the world's most exotic fish.

I mean, who else do you need?

- you said
This was a reception.

- yeah, everyone else apparently
Had scheduling conflicts.

- yeah, or self-respect.

Hey, guys,
Maybe we should bail.

- maybe after a quick dip?

- couldn't hurt, right?

[machine whirs]

[whirring intensifies]

- nancy, I need you.

- so do any of you girls read

The new england journal
Of medicine?

- uh, no.

- oh, all right.

Allie, you are really beautiful.

Sorry, I just had to say it,
You know?

You probably come
From beautiful parents too, huh?

Are they alive and well?

- uh, yeah.

- that's good. No hereditary
Conditions or anything?

- just divorce.

- oh. Eesh.

Feels pretty magical, huh?

There are a few things
It won't cure,

Like, uh, osteoarthritis.

Right?

Or gingivitis

Or a severe gluten allergy.

- excuse me.

What are you talking about?

- what am I talking
About, emma?

I'm talking about
Restless leg syndrome.

Does that strike
Any chords, emma?

Restless leg syndrome?

- sir.

- hey, dieter!
What's up, man?

Hey, you know what?
Why don't you jump in here?

I could use a wingman.

- no, thank you.

- would you grab my phone
For a second

And just take
Some pictures of us,

Because people tend not
To believe things--

- the marine spa has not been
Serviced properly in some time.

- you know what?
Neither have I, man.

But this is official
Hankmed business.

Dieter, old chum,

Is the pool bar fully stocked?

- this place is pretty ridic.

- yeah,
Some might even say, "Ludic."

- you know,
I'm particularly impressed

By the european
Architectural influences.

- yeah,
Would you like to discuss

The history
Of the turkish bath?

- or we could just do
Some shots.

- yeah.

You know, I-I should really
Get you home half sober,

'cause I really need
Your nana to like me.

- oh, yeah?
Why is that?

- 'cause she might be
The one in ten.

One in ten--
It's a business term.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

Just, uh, put in a good word
For me, okay?

- well, I'm spending the summer
Stuck at my grandmother's house,

So why don't we start

With those shots I requested?

- yeah.
- body shots.

- no, we're not doing--

- girls!
Body shots.

- no, we're not doing--
- whoo!

- no, we're not doing
Body shots. No, no, no.

Look, okay, for--
Just to be sociable.

Let's do, like, six.

Let's do, like, six.
You first.

And then you...

- ew!
What is this?

- wow.

- oh, my god!
I have it too!

- aah!
What the hell?

- mine is itching!

- mine is burning!

- mine is spreading!

- what the hell?

- [sighs]
What is taking so long?

- telemedicine moves
At its own pace.

[computer chimes]

- what did the radiologist say?

- mri's totally normal.

- okay, let's do this.

Spinal needle.

Okay.

It's clear.

No gross blood,
No xanthochromia.

[sighs]

All right, get a cell count
On tubes 1 and 4.

C and s on 3, protein on 2.

Cryptococcus antigen
On number four.

I'll update his mother.

- it's for the best,
Do you understand that?

It's done with.

- okay, uh, let me bring you
Up to speed

On what we've ruled out so far.

It's not guillain-barre,

Myasthenia gravis, botulism,

Or a structural lesion.

We may have to repeat
The spinal tap--

- she's airlifting him
To cornell.

- what?
- they have the top specialists.

I've arranged
A john doe admission,

Completely off the grid.
- no, no, no.

He's no longer in any condition
For transfer.

- they'll figure out
What's happening to him.

- they'll run
The same tests I did.

Look, it'll waste time
He doesn't have.

He's deteriorating.

- and who let that happen?

- you did, mom!

You should've taken him
To the hospital before.

- the doctor and I
Will handle this.

Is that okay?

- ma'am, look.
I know this is hard.

You have dreams
You want to protect.

You expect--
- people said

I had the good plan
Of marrying into a fortune.

Truth is, my husband
Had the good fortune

Of marrying
Into a plan, my plan.

I took ed
From obscure entrepreneur

To federal reserve director
To united states senator.

And that's as far
As the race took him.

Kendrick is going to have
The whole package

Without any missteps.

I have a plan for that boy,

Not as a dreamer,
But as a mother.

- I know you love your son.

But you need to stop fixating
On his destiny

And start worrying
About his life,

Because he can't be president
If he's dead.

- hank!
He's in respiratory arrest.

- all right, I'm ready.

Tube, please.

It's in.

Okay, go ahead.

Okay, bag him.

Okay, his breathing is stable.

Monitor him carefully

For any signs
Of cerebral edema.

- come talk to me.
- if he goes...

- hypertensive and bradycardic,

We hit him with a mannitol
And then the lasix,

And we hyperventilate him.

- exactly.

- just give him
More time, mom.

- no, instead of getting better,
He's just getting worse.

- mrs. Everett,
The chopper is here.

- tell it to go away, nancy.

The doctor said
It's already too late.

- excuse me.
I am in charge.

Is that okay?
- no, it's not okay.

Kendrick
Doesn't want your help,

And he doesn't want your plan.

He doesn't even want
To be president.

He just wants to play football,

But he didn't want
To disappoint you,

So he went along with it.

Now, just let
The doctor do his job.

- did kendrick
Really tell you that?

- he tried to tell
You too, mom.

You would know that if you
Stopped for a sec to listen,

But you're always too busy
Doing the talking,

Whispering in his ear,

Putting all your stuff
In there.

- you're never going jogging
With me again.

- [laughing]

Yes!

- melody.

When you tackled kendrick
This weekend,

His head hit the grass.

- yeah, why?
- kendrick hit his head?

Why didn't you tell me?

- you said
That I didn't do this.

- I think all you've done
To your brother,

Melody, is save him.

Alligator forceps
And mineral oil.

- what are you doing?

- I'm neutralizing
The parasite.

- forceps.

- what parasite in the hamptons
Could cause all this?

- a very, very small one.

Deer tick.

Once this little guy managed
To crawl right into his ear,

It fed on his blood
To make eggs.

It's salivary gland
Secreted a neurotoxin

Which caused a rapidly
Ascending paralysis.

- oh, my god.
- is he gonna be okay?

- well, with the tick removed,

The poison will dissipate
Just as rapidly.

[chuckles]

He's gonna be fine.

- bro, serious trouble
Back at the bat cave.

I need you and divya

And all your little gadgets
And ointments back here stat.

[breathes heavily]

- there he is.

Welcome back, buddy.
You're gonna be fine.

- [coughs, laughs]

- rest.

I am glad
That we brought you both

To keep this private.

Thank you.

- I'm glad to have you back.
- sure.

- yeah, right.

- melody has never stood up
To me like that before.

- well, she was protecting
Her brother.

- she was asserting herself...

Showing signs of leadership.

- thank you.
- thank you.

[cell phone beeping]

- why do I have 11 voice mails?

[cell phone rings]

- I think I know why.

What is it, evan?

- ah.
- he's been busy,

Very busy.

Okay, relax.
Just tell me the problem.

- he sent me 23 pictures too.

- wait, stop.
- ew, ew.

- you were in a jacuzzi.

- hot tub folliculitis.

- the filtration system
Is broken.

Just soak some hot towels
In household vinegar.

Apply the compress
For 20 minutes

Two to four times a day.

- you'll all be fine
By next week,

Although you'll still be
An idiot.

- you'd make
A great older brother.

- hmm.

- quite a thing
We just pulled off.

- well, who needs hospitals
After all?

- [laughs]

So I guess we need to figure out
Your compensation,

Stuff like that.
- whatever you think is fair.

- and your title.

- well, what's wrong
With physician assistant?

- yeah, people seem to only hear
The second half of it.

I was thinking...

Associate.

- [laughs]

- ugh.

Did you not get my calls?

- I turned my phone off.

- you did what?
Never do that.

- I heard about
Your hot tub mishap.

Nice.
- "Mishap"?

"Mishap"?
It was a disaster, henry!

I spent all day trying
To convince these girls

I wasn't a douche bag,

And they left smelling
Like vinegar and water.

- what was going
Through your head?

- nothing
But our strategic plan.

- your strategic plan.

- no, our pla--the plan--

To turn ten women
Into one patient.

But then only three showed up,
And I--

- you turned them all
Into patients.

- I di--

It made much more sense
On paper, okay?

- look, if we're gonna do
This together,

You need to take it seriously

And really pitch in,
Like a grown-up.

- what's this?

- it's just me pitching in.

You are looking at our very
First summer retainer.

- who retained us?

- one ms. "New parts" newberg,

Who now has 24-7 access to you
By phone or by house call

And guaranteed
Same-day appointments,

Including all lab work
And specialty referrals.

- 24-7?
That woman will drive me crazy.

- and that's what
It's gonna cost her...

Per month.

- you're gonna be fine, benny.

- I told him not
To take this job.

Tu nunca me escucha.

- please, ma, not now.

- you were supposed to be a vet,
Not a dog walker.

This is like being a busboy
Instead of a chef.

- how is that the same?

- you're right.
Busboys get tips.

- mami, please,
You're making my hand hurt.

Hank, you got a cure for this?

- look, you're in great shape,
Benny, all right?

If you have
Any problems, just--

You just call me.
- thank you, doctor.

- jill.

- hi.
- hi.

I was just visiting
A friend.

- I heard all about it.

Want to grab a bite?
- oh, I thought--

- I have a few minutes,

And I know a great place
Right near here.

- okay.

- best I could do
On such short notice.

- hey, I love carousel cuisine.

I got my eye
On a 2007 chocolate milk

That I've heard
Very good things about.

So I-I guess we have evan
To thank for this.

- yeah, yeah.

So you and your brother
Seem pretty different.

- on a good day,
Very different.

I don't know.

I guess even
In your own family,

It's rare to find a person
You really connect with.

- then you meet someone
At a party.

- but you wonder if they see
The world in the same way.

- you do?

- yeah, I do.

I mean...
Who are you, hank?

Are you the guy who
Is lining up $2 million magnets

For people who can afford
To buy their own,

Or are you the guy

Who's making sure
That the local dog walker

Doesn't lose his hand because
He can't afford to save it?

- well, why do I have to choose
One over the other?

I mean, they both need my help.

- but concierge doctors
Help rich people.

Isn't that the idea?

- well, I may have
A slightly different idea.

- I really hope your
New business succeeds, hank,

But...
[sighs]

It has to succeed
Without my favors.

My job is to help people
Who come to the hospital,

Not people who won't.

- yeah, I'm sorry if I put you

In an uncomfortable position.

- in a way, I'm glad you did.

- yeah, why's that?

- I think it's cute
That we had our first fight

Before our first date.

- [laughs]

Yeah, me too.

Mmm, this pizza
Is oddly refreshing.

- that's because
It's a lemon strudel.

- oh, yeah, that makes sense.
- [laughing]

- ms. Casey,
They need you in oncology.

- okay.
I'm sorry.

I've gotta go put out a fire.

- uh, can I walk you
To your fire?

- have a good night, hank.

- how were the high seas?

- so quiet,
No disturbances at all.

[speaking german]

- so, how are
The everetts doing?

Lucy still have everything
On, uh, track over there?

- I'm glad you enjoyed
Your outing.

- ha!

I'm sure mrs. Everett
Will appreciate

Your respect
For confidentiality.

- hey, boris.
- yes?

- thanks for the referral.

- don't mention it.

I've got plans for you, hank.

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