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[driving techno music]

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[overlapping chatter]

>> watch it, watch it!

>> go, go--yeah, baby!

[shouting]

>> oh.

>> yo, yo--

>> time!

>> no pulse.

All right, call 9-1-1.

I need those two gym bags Right now.

I want some ice From those coolers.

Okay? Move it.

All right, thank you.

Ice, ice. Bring it in.

Okay, I need to ice his crotch,

His armpits, and his scalp.

Thank you. Good.

He can't breathe.

All right, come here.

I want you to keep pumping Just like this.

Okay? Go.

Thank you.

Reaching in, lifting...

All right, he's breathing. He's breathing.

>> ambulance will be here In ten minutes.

>> okay, we don't have that Long.

All right, who's got An suv?

Straight back, straight back.

Smooth and steady, fellas.

Smooth and steady. Here we go.

All the way back.

>> go!

[tires squeal]

>> let's go, let's go. >> what are you doing here, man?

>> aren't you off today, Dr. Lawson?

>> I was.

Status post cardiac arrest.

Got his pulse back And opened his airway.

>> did you really use gym bags For immobilization?

>> yeah, I can't wait To tell him

Some sweaty boxers saved His neck.

Thank you.

>> thready pulse. >> all right, I got it.

>> o2 sat 80. Bp 100 over 60.

>> draw up 5 of versed And 150 of sucks.

>> dr. Lawson, Paramedics bringing

In 68-year-old With a stemi.

>> when? >> now.

>> thank god you're on.

We have mr. Gardener over here.

>> the mr. Gardener? >> yes.

>> all right, I'll be right there.

>> oh, mr. Gardener is a friend?

We don't keep friends waiting, Dr. Lawson.

>> okay, let's have a look then. Tube him.

>> got it, hank.

>> all right, guys. Let's get him to the cath lab.

Let's go, let's go.

Prep nitro drip and titrate To pain.

I'll get started on the cath.

Type and screen him For two units packed cells.

Going for the femoral artery.

Threading femoral artery. No obstruction.

Eight french catheter Over the wire with dilator

And into the femoral artery.

And there's the blockage.

You can finish up. I'm gonna go out.

He's stable. He just needs an angio.

Dr. Wolf, how's the kid?

>> the ekg shows a third-degree Av block.

He's unresponsive to meds.

I placed an external pacer But I'm not getting capture.

>> what's his bp?

>> hovering around 60 systolic.

>> all right, he needs A wire stat.

>> the priority is mr. Gardener.

You'll see him All the way through.

>> gardener is stable. His bp is up.

His sat is 98% on two liters.

The st segments are normalizing And his pain is gone.

So how about today we save two For the price of one?

Let's go.

>> dr. Lawson.

Dr. Lawson!

[upbeat jazz music]

*

>> wow. Thanks.

>> after a long day Of life and death,

There is nothing more reassuring Than the sight

Of the world's Most beautiful girl.

>> if I had a nickel.

>> come here.

>> settle down, dr. Desperate.

I know that look In your eyes.

Usually leads to skipping A meal.

Hmm.

>> we skip apps and dessert.

>> we order apps With the entrees.

>> cold apps only, No blackberries.

>> done and done.

>> all right, decide now So I can get the check.

>> you don't own this body yet.

>> but I nailed The down payment, right?

>> yeah, you did.

Let's go give that long day Of yours a happy ending.

* come here, pretty

*

* I've got a way To mess you up *

* I'll tell you something

* to make you feel Like you're in love *

* I'll find a way

* make you What I want you to be *

* and I'll be sure When you close your eyes... *

>> I have a confession To make.

>> I will hear Your confession.

>> I always wanted To marry a doctor.

Everything seems to be falling Into place for me.

For us.

Maybe life is supposed To go according to plan.

>> yeah, man plans, god laughs.

>> don't you think That every day for us

Is better Than the one before it?

>> the ones that end like this.

[phone rings]

Mm. I'm not--

>> mm, hank.

>> [sighs] No.

>> dr. Lawson.

>> all right.

Yeah, hello.

I recognized mr. Gardener's Level of blockage.

I knew it had to be relieved.

And I was confident he would

Be successfully angioplastied And survive...

Barring any bad luck.

>> well, bad luck rained And poured, didn't it?

While you had our senior Ct surgeon in another room.

>> to help me try to rescue A crashing patient.

I made a judgment call.

>> you made a mistake. A fatal one.

And it's a shame, Dr. Lawson,

Because we all know you're The most talented physician

This emergency department Has seen.

And your star was only On the rise.

>> "Was?"

>> if I were you, I'd find a good lawyer

And a great place to hide For the next 25 years.

Maybe by then you'll Be completely forgotten

And you can come back And try again.

[rock music]

*

* I'm not feeling All right today *

* I'm not feeling that great

[funk rock music]

*

>> hey, dad.

You wanna have a catch?

>> I'd like that.

>> ...Talk about all this.

You didn't have to go around And sleep on me.

I love you.

I would never do anything Like that to you.

You know I wouldn't.

>> wah wah.

>> you and me. Not him!

>> hey.

>> I'm always here for you.

I just ask for my guy space.

>> hank.

>> your guy space?

>> you know what today is?

>> yeah, it's monday.

>> it's thursday.

>> okay, so...

>> pin you down on the bed--

>> you gave yourself 30 days.

>> yo gave me 30 days.

>> you agreed to it.

>> what do you want me to do?

>> you know what I want you To do.

>> nikki, I can't make A new job appear

Out of thin air.

>> yeah, no one can.

That's why we...

That's why we search, apply, Interview.

It's a proven technique.

>> yeah, I've tried it.

The gardener family Managed to pull a few strings

And have me blackballed At every level-one trauma center

In new york. >> oh.

What about a level-two Or a level-three?

>> thanks to all these lawsuits And countersuits,

No institution will touch me.

I can't get work As a school nurse.

>> just remember one thing...

You put us here, not me.

You're the one who let a Billionaire hospital trustee die

On your day off.

I mean, jesus christ, hank.

This is not What I signed on for.

I wanted to spend

On florists and caterers

And photographers,

Not attorneys.

I think we need to postpone.

>> I'll see your postponement And raise you.

>> [sighs]

>> I saved the kid.

You've hashed and rehashed Every excruciating detail

Of this nightmare Over and over again,

But the one thing You never mention

Is that I saved The goddamn kid.

If anyone asks, That's why we called it off.

>> [scoffs]

Since the day I met you, hank,

You have never been able To accept the things

You can't change.

>> right.

>> that's why We called it off.

I'll send rebecca To get my stuff.

Don't even think I'm splitting The cancellation costs with you.

>> just add the bills To my stack.

[the ting tings' Shut up and let me go]

*

>> * shut up and let me go

* this hurts, I tell you so

* for the last time You will kiss my lips *

* now shut up and let me go

* your jeans Were once so clean *

* I bet you changed Your wardrobe since we met *

* now, oh, so easily You're over me *

* gone is love, it's you That ought to be holding me *

* I'm not containable

* this love now Is not sustainable *

* I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this *

* I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this *

* I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this *

* shut up and let me go

* hey

[men speaking indistinctly]

[bag thuds]

>> par-tay.

>> nikki left.

>> yeah. Yeah, I heard that.

It's, uh-- It's hard to believe

She would run away From all this.

>> okay, What do you want, evan?

>> I want to get you Out of here.

>> yeah, well, I--I can't right now.

>> yeah, clearly You're swamped.

You really need to get Out of this apartment

And get some fresh air, bro.

>> in brooklyn?

>> honestly, it smells so bad.

It smells like a moose had sex

With a bucket of chinese food In here, like musty.

And you kind of look like jesus And patrick dempsey had a child,

And that child grew older And then got really sick.

>> that's weird. I'm not going anywhere.

>> okay, li--look, look,

This trip is gonna get you Back on your feet,

I promise.

>> trip? What trip?

>> are you kidding?

To the hamptons.

I've been telling you About this all month.

>> yeah, and all month, I've been saying, "No way."

>> I thought you meant no way Like, "No way!"

>> I haven't meant it that way Since I was ten.

>> how much fun Did we have then?

>> I'm not going.

>> okay, hank, listen to me.

Look, it's Memorial day weekend, okay?

It's the first weekend Of the summer.

The biggest parties In the universe

Are happening out there For the next four days.

>> I'm not going.

>> I happen to have an in

To the rager tonight In sagaponack.

Thing's supposed to be epic.

The guy's flying in ice From antarctica

Just for the cocktails.

>> obviously. I mean, where else Are you gonna fly in ice from?

>> the sushi rolls

Are gonna be filled With southern bluefin tuna

And, like, diamond chunks.

Like, people Are gonna be eating.

People are gonna be like, "Oh, god. Oh, it's worth it.

Oh, my god, Let's have a diamond fight!"

[laughs] "Diamond fight!"

Like, supermodels are gonna be

Mud wrestling over us, hank.

It's gonna be insane. >> okay, you know what?

That really actually Does sound good,

And no, not going.

>> you know what? You're coming.

I already have us booked In the very last hotel suite

In the hamptons.

And it's fit for a king.

>> evan, I am broke, Unemployed, depressed,

Disillusioned, and alone.

Are you texting While I'm talking to you?

>> hmm? I can do both.

>> why would I want to spend tonight

Partying with a bunch of people Whose biggest problems

Revolve around whether or not To send their yorkshire terriers

To therapy, huh?

Give me one decent reason.

>> I'm gonna give you two.

You're all out of booze.

>> oh.

>> two, netflix Froze your account.

As your brother, But also as your accountant,

I'm advising you to donate This thing to science

And just take the write-off.

>> okay, how bad's Traffic gonna be?

>> [laughs] You mean how good.

>> * now I'm sh-sh-shakin', Sh-shakin' *

* I'm sh-sh-shakin', Sh-shakin' *

* I'm sh-sh-shakin', Sh-shakin' *

* I'm sh-sh-shakin', Sh-shakin' *

* now

* whoa oh oh

>> this is offensive.

This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

Just relax into it.

Let it take you.

>> * all night 'cause I

* 'cause I was looking for

* for an ending

>> no, no, no! Look, no, no, no.

Look, look, I need you To book me v.I.P. Tables

At la playa and dune,

As well as pink elephant, okay?

It's called club-hopping, Not club-stopping, all right?

And make sure That the real estate

Is current a-list this time.

Make it happen.

Sorry. Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry.

I just--you know, having A lot of money, sometimes--

I mean, it's good sometimes, But sometimes it's aah!

It just drives you so crazy.

>> you out here all weekend?

>> uh, every last drop Of it, uh-huh.

>> north or south?

>> what's that?

>> north or south Of the highway.

>> oh, right. Yeah, of course.

Uh, south.

>> do you own or rent?

>> renting right now.

>> which hampton?

>> westhampton.

>> [chuckles] You mean "Worsthampton."

[girls laughing]

See you.

>> I'll see you later.

>> well, that went well.

[the airborne toxic event's Papillon]

*

>> so take a right.

>> all right.

Whoa, that is a cool house.

>> * no car, no girl

* no pills, no fun

* nothing to do In this empty room *

>> you know what's so fun when You're driving to the hamptons

And you've been in your house For three weeks?

>> what's that? >> check this out.

>> okay, that's not funny. >> just trust me.

>> * you come around At half past ten *

* you say, "How are you Holding up, my friend? *

* are you sitting around Getting drunk again?" *

*

[music stops]

[children shouting In the distance]

>> fit for a king, huh?

>> uh, I didn't say Which country.

How are you? [girls laughing]

>> dude, they can't even vote.

>> what?

What? >> that's just wrong.

Par-tay.

>> tonight is the party.

It's gonna be historic,

And that's why I don't even plan On sleeping here tonight.

I want to get taken in like A stray puppy on a rainy night.

[whimpering like a dog]

>> maybe brangelina Will adopt you.

>> ha ha!

What's my favorite sport, hank? >> extreme social climbing.

>> yeah.

Yeah.

[rock music]

*

[music stops]

>> thanks. >> enjoy your shift.

>> whose, uh-- Whose place is this exactly?

>> boris.

>> boris who?

>> he's, uh, some german duke And, like, a trillionaire.

Everyone just calls him boris.

So...

Follow my lead.

>> what do you mean? >> just act like we're invited.

>> well, You said we are invited.

>> uh, I said, "I have an in." >> well, how good of an in?

>> I can't really speak To that definitively right now.

By the way, my name's wilhelm.

>> good evening, gentlemen. Welcome to shadow pond.

>> [german accent] Oh, yes, hello. Shadow pond.

Wilhelm friedrich Von schmidtsberg.

>> schmidtsberg.

Schmidts...

>> of niedertaufkirchen Of course.

Und my security johann.

Johann, say hello.

He's new.

He's new.

>> [speaking native language]

>> [speaking native language]

>> I'm sorry, The name again, please.

>> wilhelm friedrich Von schmidtstein.

>> I'm sorry, uh, I thought it was schmidtsberg.

>> yes, well, it was...

Until the prussian hohenzollerns Took control of berlin in 1891.

>> 1871.

>> you were there?

>> uh, you have Some identification, please?

>> but of course.

Identification, yes.

>> thank you. >> [sighs]

>> I'm sorry, sir. Enjoy your evening.

>> [normal voice] Boris has 312 cousins back in deutschland.

He knows maybe four of them,

But he puts them all On a permanent guest list

Just in case one of them pops in During a visit.

>> so how Did you become wilhelm?

>> I, uh, made a few calls To the consulate.

I studied the dynasty's Genealogy on the web.

And then I chose the only name

I had even a shot At remembering.

>> right. And the fake german I.D.?

>> puerto rican guy I know in queens.

>> okay, do me a favor.

>> yeah. >> never speak to me again.

>> uh, hold that thought.

[upbeat dance music]

*

Still mad at me?

*

Bro, this is where god Would party.

>> if he could get in.

*

>> you want to hear Something interesting?

>> sure.

>> for the first time In a long time,

Uh, you're smiling.

*

* don't rush it

* don't rush

*

>> I love that shirt.

>> I love that shirt.

>> I love that shirt.

>> I love this shirt.

>> is it from lagerfeld's New summer collection?

>> believe it or not, costco.

Costco. Costco.

>> seriously? >> yeah.

What kind of plane do you have? And please, tell me it's yours.

I am so over Fractional ownership.

>> right. I have no money,

No job,

And my saab is older than you.

>> [chuckles] Wait.

Oh.

>> so how did you get in here?

>> my, uh--my friend Is bavarian royalty.

>> honey, this is the hamptons.

Everybody's royalty.

>> thanks for the tip.

[woman screams]

>> hey, come quick. Something's happened to april.

[april gasping, coughing]

>> you all right, april? You're gonna be all right.

>> clear.

Clear.

Dr. Silver here.

When are you damn kids gonna Learn how to hold your drugs?

>> boris' concierge doctor.

>> start with some oxy, Then a little crystal,

Rip a few lines, And chase it all down

With champagne.

Heaven salad You kids call it, right?

>> what? April doesn't do drugs.

>> why? Because she says she doesn't?

News flash, pretty boy.

Most drug addicts Are also liars.

Sorry, april, we got to get this Straight into your system.

>> doctor...

You may have misdiagnosed.

>> oh, really? Who are you?

>> just a concerned observer.

[chuckles] Well, I observe nausea,

Photosensitivity, Disorientation,

A few other telltale symptoms Of an opioid overdose.

What are you observing?

>> the same symptoms That you are,

Plus a couple you're not,

Like her miotic pupils And sludge toxidrome.

>> [scoffs]

>> [gasping]

>> it's a chemical nerve agent.

>> oh, no. No, no, no.

>> [sighs]

Stethoscope, please. >> yeah.

Have you been With her all night?

>> yeah, pretty much.

>> okay, tell me everywhere You've been.

>> uh, we were In the walk-in fireplace,

Uh, downstairs In the recording studio,

>> right. >> out in the botanical garden.

>> the garden...

What did you do there?

>> uh, nothing. She was smelling flowers.

>> insecticide.

See, the problem with assuming

The worst About people, dr. Silver,

Is that it lets you Stop searching for culprits.

Okay, you got any atropine In the fancy case?

>> [coughing]

[moans]

[gasping]

>> light, please.

Thank you.

All right, now we need To get her to a hospital.

You, call 911.

>> no, thank you.

No.

>> [whispering] You can punch Out for the night, doctor.

Thank you.

>> no paramedics.

>> you mean no cops.

>> aren't you a doctor?

>> yes, but only a doctor.

She needs a hospital.

>> hamptons heritage hospital? The place is a taco stand.

For anything more advanced Than a band-aid,

We'd have to get her To stony brook in manhattan.

What does she need?

>> the second half Of the antidote.

>> there must be some way To help her...

And help me.

I would be doubly grateful.

>> all right, look out. Look out.

I got this from here, guy.

>> who are you? >> I'm a lifeguard.

>> are you board certified In clinical toxicology?

>> huh?

>> help me get her up, Baywatch.

Get her a pillow, please.

Your bodyguards outside.

>> what about them?

>> high-priced, former mossad.

Okay, do they have mark I kits?

>> enough to save everyone In this house.

>> baywatch, go tell them I need the auto-injector

From a mark I kit.

Go. Fast. Go now.

>> where do you practice, Doctor?

>> nowhere.

My last hospital fired me For letting a rich patient die.

>> bureaucracies. [scoffs]

I find the skilled amongst us

Are better off Left to their own devices, yes?

Here.

[unsnaps case]

>> all right, Here we go, sweetie.

[grunts] >> [coughing]

>> hello, april.

She's gonna be fine, right?

>> she should still be taken To a hospital,

Whether it serves Mexican food or not.

You can't just shoot her up And put her to bed.

>> [groaning] My head hurts...

And my throat.

>> a result of your Linda blair impersonation.

>> [sighs]

>> thanks.

Here, you should drink Some water.

>> mm.

>> now, look, you've been asleep Up here for an hour,

But you still need To take it easy.

>> [grunts]

You're the one that saved me?

>> yeah, the lifeguard Helped out too.

>> who are you? >> I'm hank.

>> hi, hank.

[hip-hop music]

*

>> you always keep a detox kit Around for the occasional o.D.?

>> for the protection Of my guests.

>> oh. For the protection Of your privacy.

So, I-I gather you're boris.

>> boris kuester Von jurgens-ratenicz.

You'd be informal About it too, no?

>> [chuckling] Yeah. I'm hank.

>> ah, hank.

Have a seat, hank.

>> uh, you know what?

It's a pleasure Meeting you, but--

>> I wanted to thank you.

>> yeah, no sweat.

>> and compensate you For the trouble.

>> oh, yeah, look, I can't accept that.

>> a pro bono concierge doctor.

>> concierge doctor?

>> private physician for hire.

All the rage

Amongst us elite folk.

>> no, I was just in the wrong Place at the right time,

And I was ethically obligated To intervene.

But you should've called The girl an ambulance.

>> life isn't always simple.

>> well, death is.

>> sit down, hank.

Please.

You're quite right. My privacy is sacred to me.

And I can't afford Any unwanted attention

This summer.

[chuckles]

Last thing I need is a page six Sensation on the first weekend.

But something told me truly She was in better hands...

With you.

Where are you staying?

>> some theme park In "Worsthampton."

>> stay in my guest cottage. For the summer.

It'll be vacant shortly.

>> yea--no, I'm only out here For the weekend.

>> well, if you extend Your stay...

[door opens]

[indistinct chatter]

Bye, hank!

>> all right. And then I could Tie it up in a package for you.

[girls giggling]

Hey! Oh, my god! Where have you been?!

>> working. >> dude, wait. Hey.

>> hey. I'm out of here, Wilhelm.

>> what do you mean? Whoa, dude, You can't leave right now.

I'm--I'm on the verge Of having a roman orgy

With the entire cast Of gossip girl.

>> good. They can drop you Back at the motel after prom.

>> thank you, sir. Have a great evening.

>> oh, hey.

The heroic doctor.

Nice work in there. >> thanks.

Uh, I'm sorry, Did you need a ride?

>> oh, no, no, thanks. I have one...

My car.

>> ah. [laughs]

>> and a nice basic car it is.

>> well, out here basic Is special.

>> yeah.

I think so too.

>> so I see You're the other person

Who bought it in this color.

>> yeah, you know, they offered To throw in free hubcaps,

And I just caved.

>> okay, well, I'll see you around.

>> okay.

Hey, don't go running Any red lights.

It may get pinned on me.

[car engine whirring]

[gates squeal]

>> I need one last look At my cousin's castle.

What the hell is that?

>> what's what?

>> there's a briefcase In the backseat.

This isn't yours? >> unh-unh.

>> "The doctor." That's you.

>> [chuckles]

>> "My gratitude Is nonnegotiable.

With regards, boris."

Well, this could have Some serious tax implications

For you.

This is a real bar Of gold, hank.

Dude, what were you up to In there?

>> [german accent] Ja, that's good, that's good,

That's good.

[speaking german]

Oh, oh, danke, baby. Yeah.

Oh, well, If you're wearing a t-shirt,

It'll never work, yeah. >> evan.

>> just take Your shirt off, danke.

[normal voice] Take your shirt off.

>> evan, shut up.

>> take your shirt-- Just take your shirt off.

>> evan!

Oh, what are you--

Would you get out?

>> [grunts]

It's already warm here.

>> go--go to your bed. >> it's already--

>> go to bed. >> all right, I'm going.

[cell phone ringing] >> [groans]

Wha-- [cell phone beeps]

Hello? >> hello, hank?

>> uh, yeah.

>> I have an emergency.

Could you come over Immediately, please?

>> wait, I-I'm sorry. Who is this?

>> you don't know me. Uh, my name's mr. Bryant.

I'll text you the address. Please hurry.

Uh, it's a matter Of life and death.

>> no, uh--

[cell phone beeps]

>> so thank you So much again.

You are my man.

Have a good day.

>> uh, hi.

I-I'm hank.

I guess, uh...

Your dad called, mr. Bryant.

>> yeah, well, Dad's not here right now.

I'm tucker bryant, And I called you.

>> well, you don't-- You don't sound like the guy--

>> right, oh, right.

[clears throat] How about now?

>> oh.

>> I'm sorry. I had no choice.

>> how did you get my number?

>> well, when my dad

Took off this morning, he left This list of emergency contacts,

And it says "Medical emergency-- Dr. Silver, concierge doctor."

But then that's crossed out,

And it just says "Hank" And your number.

>> uh-huh.

>> okay, so your dad's Out of town,

And you totaled his ferrari.

>> uh, yeah.

But let's avoid The billy joel jokes.

He lives within earshot.

Uh, this isn't my blood.

It's my girlfriend's.

Um, can you come inside?

>> yeah. Yeah, sure.

And who is dad?

>> uh, marshall david bryant iv.

>> never heard of him.

>> yeah, uh, well, That's 'cause

This is my great-grandfather's Money he spends,

Collecting all those toys.

>> who's your Great-grandfather?

>> uh, marshall david bryant ii.

>> never heard of him either.

>> ever use a blender?

>> yeah.

>> you're welcome.

Uh, doctor?

Think we can do this?

>> yeah.

>> babe, the guy's here.

>> perfect, 'cause I already Found out what's wrong with me.

I've got An epidural hematoma,

A thoracic spine fracture, A sternoclavicular dislocation,

And obviously Some likely internal bleeding,

But that's just so far. >> okay, libby, chill.

>> chill? >> yeah.

>> how the hell Am I supposed to chill, tucker?

Can't you see That I'm officially dying here?

[knock at door]

>> god, it's okay, okay.

[knocking continues] >> what? What?

God.

Oka--

[knocking continues] Okay, all right!

Dude, you're killing me.

How is it you can remember

The name of every bone In the body,

But you can't remember To take your key?

>> ugh.

>> I'm still asleep, right?

>> um, I'm looking for hank.

>> not if it's my dream, You're not.

>> who are you?

>> um, I'm evan r. Lawson, cpa.

Aka, I'm--I'm hank's brother.

>> you're related to hank? Really?

>> yeah. Thanks.

>> so where is he?

>> he is--

Uh, I don't know where he is.

Could I take a message for him?

>> for the first time In my life,

I may actually be In love with a guy,

And you want me

To just relay that info to him Through his half-nude,

Number-crunching

Little brother?

It's just a bit awkward, Don't you think?

>> I think--yeah, it would be 100% socially unacceptable.

Um...

>> you know hank saved my life?

I heard if it wasn't for him,

That concierge hack Would've killed me.

>> uh-huh.

>> I just need to give him His jacket

And say thank you.

>> uh-huh. Well, you know that As his brother and accountant,

I'm actually legally empowered

To accept your thanks On his behalf.

>> you don't look Very empowered.

>> can I give you The grand tour?

>> no.

I'll just wait here.

>> okay.

That's, uh...

[funk music]

*

[exhales sharply]

You can stay As long as you want.

>> let's be clear.

I'm here for hank.

>> oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Got it.

>> good.

>> so I'm gonna go

And take A few cold showers, then.

>> see you.

>> okay.

[camera shutter clicks]

Sorry, I just got To send that to...

Everyone I've ever met.

[cell phone beeps] See you in a sec.

[door closes]

>> so that tree Came out of nowhere.

>> actually, It came out of the ground.

>> yeah, but did it have The right of way?

>> this is so not funny.

>> you wanted to go For the ride.

>> I wanted pinkberry, tucker.

You said you could drive That thing, and I don't know.

I-I guess it was too much car For you, baby.

>> do not emasculate me, libby.

She's fine, right, doc?

>> uh, yeah, let's have a look.

[clears throat] >> [sighs]

>> okay, does that hurt?

>> yes.

>> and that?

>> yeah.

>> okay, and that?

>> take a guess, mcweenie.

>> mcweenie?

>> I have fibromyalgia, right? >> what?

>> it's a disorder Marked by the presence

Of chronic widespread pain

And tactile allodynia.

>> no, I know what it is. >> patients also

Typically present With debilitating fatigue,

Abnormal sleep architecture, Cognitive dysfunction,

Anxiety, depression, and--

>> do you see what I'm dealing with here?

>> yeah.

You don't have fibromyalgia.

>> oh, my god.

You're gonna tell me That nothing is wrong with me.

I hate when doctors do that.

Every single day.

>> oh, no, there's something Wrong with you, all right.

>> thank you.

>> I think He's being facetious, babe.

>> do not patronize me, tucker.

>> are you guys really only 16?

>> I told her She doesn't have anything.

>> actually, she does.

It's an increasingly Common condition

Called cyberchondriasis.

>> oh, I so knew it. I knew it.

The whole time I totally knew it.

Oh, my god.

Is it degenerative?

[crying, Mumbling nonsensically]

[door opens]

>> [exhales sharply] All right, so, april--

April? Right.

Let's talk turkey.

>> fine. Call hank.

>> uh, I don't have his number.

>> bull[...] >> that's correct.

And since we have time Together right now,

Uh, tell me About your colleagues.

I prefer the european, you know, Runway bulimics myself.

But also feel very strongly That the girl-next-door,

Like, glamour types-- They need love too.

[knock at door] >> hank?

>> already?

>> who are you? >> I'm divya.

Divya kadari.

>> and?

>> and I'm looking For doctor...Hank?

>> note to self,

Become a doctor.

>> sorry, I didn't mean To upset you.

>> cyberchondriasis?

Cyberchondriasis? How could that not upset me?

That sounds awful.

I mean, what is it? Just tell me.

Is it neurological, Immunosuppressive?

Say it's not dermatological.

You can take anything, But just not my complexion.

>> right.

Cyberchondriasis Is an obsession

With researching health online.

Symptoms include excessive time

Spent on webmd, nih, And noah health.

>> that's it? >> that's it.

>> you're just A cyberchondriac,

A rabid cyberchondriac,

I'm afraid, but, uh, It's nothing that'll kill you.

>> [chuckles]

Uh, sorry.

Okay.

Uh, let's let the good doctor

Be on his way now, libby.

>> wait, I have more complaints.

My uvula dangles Really longer than most...

People's.

>> she's a handful, but all The best ones are, right?

Uh, so thanks For coming over so quick.

And...

Listen, we should hang out Some time.

We could fly model planes.

>> where do you do that? >> in the backyard,

Where dad lands his chopper.

>> yeah, I'm only here For the weekend, pal.

>> oh, too bad.

Uh, dad--dad Would've liked you.

>> yeah, and I'd like to know How he got my number.

I mean, I just got out here.

>> word travels pretty fast In the hamptons.

>> you know what? Let me have a look at that leg.

>> oh, no, I'm solid, man.

I'm just a bit banged up.

But what would be mighty fine Of you is if we could keep

This whole little episode...

On the d.L.

>> [chuckles] You don't think dad'll notice

The, uh, ferrari challenge Out front

That looks like it's been

Through your Great-grandfather's invention?

>> uh, no.

He's at his saint-tropez Beach house

For the next ten days.

I have plenty of time.

>> that's A half-million-dollar piece

Of hand-assembled machinery.

Ten days is plenty of time To repair it?

>> no, not repair it, Replace it.

>> aren't there, like, 70 In the world?

>> uh, yeah, But I only need to buy one.

Look, what dad doesn't know Won't hurt him,

And you can't really put A price

On not hurting Your old man, right?

I mean, this Is what trust funds are for.

>> sorry.

I don't sell my silence.

>> are you gonna snitch on me?

>> not if no one asks, But I'm not gonna lie for a kid

Who risks lives all in search of A few ounces of frozen yogurt--

Overhyped frozen yogurt, I might add.

>> it's not overhyped, dude.

It's a tart, refreshing, Fat-free snack

That offers 10% rda of calcium Per serving.

>> yeah, dude, Don't punk the crackberry.

She'll light your ass up Like a christmas tree.

>> [chuckles]

Hey, look, I need to give you A once-over.

>> no, you don't. [grunts]

>> tucker?

Hey, I got you. I got you.

>> tucker? Tucker? >> [groans]

>> tucker? >> tucker?

>> tucker?

>> oh, my--oh, my god.

>> [gasping]

>> tucker.

Oh, my god. >> aah, oh!

>> oh, it's okay. It's okay.

>> why didn't you tell me You were a hemophiliac?

>> dude, my chest Is killing me.

>> all right, Where's your factor viii supply?

>> uh, bottom drawer Next to my aquarium.

>> okay, libby, go. >> okay.

>> just try to keep calm.

>> [breathing heavily]

>> stay with me, pal. >> I can't breathe.

Stay with me. Tucker, stay with me.

Tucker, stay--

Tucker?

All right, jugular's up,

Muffled heart sounds,

Minimal pulses.

Damn, it's a beck's.

>> what's happening to him? Beck's? What do you mean beck's?

>> he probably Contused his heart

And bled Into the pericardial sac.

>> what are you talking about?

>> his heart is being squeezed

And not circulating blood To his brain.

He needs the fluid drained,

But because of his hemophilia,

I could kill him Trying to save him.

>> please, hank,

You have to save him.

It's tucker.

>> okay, I need...

A bottle of vodka,

A very sharp, pointed knife,

Uh, a bic pen,

A sandwich baggie, And some duct tape.

>> sandwich bag, duct tape.

Who are you, macgyver?

>> hurry. Go.

[intense electronic music]

*

>> incising subcostally.

Opening into The subxiphoid area.

Blunt dissecting Towards the pericardium.

Okay. Okay.

All right, I'm there.

>> [shuddering] Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

>> now pray He started clotting.

Opening the pericardium.

>> he's bleeding.

Hank, he's bleeding. Oh, my god.

We're killing him. We're killing him.

Tucker-- >> wait.

Wait.

>> ugh.

>> okay. >> oh.

>> he's clotting. He's clotting.

Give me the pen.

Okay.

Tape. >> [shudders]

>> he's doing great. He's clotting.

>> [laughs nervously] >> okay.

Good, good.

>> [gasps]

>> he's okay. >> ow! Ow!

>> tucker. >> just take it easy, pal.

>> [inhales sharply] >> tucker, hi.

I'm here. >> what did you do to me?

>> he saved you.

>> h-he saved you. That's what he did.

>> libby helped out big-time.

>> [laughs]

>> libby, now call 911.

>> hamptons heritage?

No way, man.

Dad calls it The local cemetery.

>> okay, well, we have to get You somewhere quick.

What would dad suggest we do?

>> go into my wallet And get the little black card

That says "American express" On it.

[helicopter whirring]

>> he's really okay, And he isn't in pain?

>> hemophiliacs Live in pain, libby.

He'll be okay.

>> good times.

>> this way, miss.

>> I should meet you At mount sinai.

>> no, you really Don't have to.

>> you're--you're An unaccompanied minor.

>> yeah...

Almost always.

I'm used to it.

>> all right.

>> hey. >> yo.

How has your morning been?

>> I've never worked harder During a vacation in my life.

>> that's amazing. I had the exact same morning.

Where you going there, bro?

>> back to the city For some r and r.

>> what if I told you I had two beautiful women

In the bathroom right now,

And they came here Just to see you?

>> yeah, sure. If that's true,

I will stay The rest of the weekend.

>> [clears throat] Ladies, hank's home.

>> oh.

>> so you remember april.

She's here to thank you For saving her life.

And this is divya. She's here to apply for a job.

>> uh... [chuckles]

Okay, let's go one at a time.

So what you're suggesting--

>> I'm not suggesting. I'm insisting.

We need to see More of each other.

>> I don't think That's such a good idea.

>> why not?

>> your judgment Is still clouded.

>> it has never been Clearer, hank.

>> listen, these feelings You think you have--

>> who here knows More about my feelings?

>> I do.

>> oh, really? How's that?

>> because this isn't An emotional issue.

It's a medical one. It's called Nightingale syndrome.

>> what's that?

>> it's where a patient In critical care

Develops an emotional dependency On his or her caretaker.

>> I don't have Nightingale syndrome.

>> prove it.

>> how? >> don't see me for a month.

If you still Have your feelings then,

We'll talk.

>> are you here all summer?

>> no, just for the weekend. >> [laughs]

Well, you're not making this Very easy on me.

>> sorry. Next!

>> the doctor will see you now.

>> divya.

Divya, divya, hold on.

>> what's wrong?

>> well, I think We skipped a part.

>> oh. Which part?

>> the part where you tell me What the hell is going on here.

>> oh. I'd like to be your p.A.

>> my p.A. >> physician assistant.

>> why would I need one?

>> all concierge doctors Have a p.A.

>> I am not a concierge doctor. >> what's a concierge doctor?

>> it's the doctor Of the future.

>> it's the newest accessory Of the rich.

>> it's how we all did it once.

You know, the folksy neighbor

Walking up to your door With a little black bag.

>> right, but now It's a former department chair

For mayo or mass general Or ucla

Rolling up in an suv With portable x-ray,

Ultrasound, and ekg gear.

It's--it's doctors on demand.

>> what's so wrong with that? >> nothing, nothing.

It's just-- It's not what I do.

>> well, what about april? >> I was a bystander.

>> what about tucker bryant?

>> how could You possibly know--

>> I got a call While you were talking to april.

>> [laughs] >> it's the hamptons.

>> yeah, word travels fast, I know.

Look, two freak occurrences.

I have not set up shop In the hamptons.

>> I know, and I guess What I'm saying is, "Why not?"

>> wait a minute.

So you've been here For 24 hours,

And you already have a bar Of gold in your nightstand.

>> it's chocolate. The maid puts it on the pillow.

>> no, no, no, it's gold.

And you're chasing away Supermodels.

Like, imagine what we could do If we actually tried.

>> we? Who's we?

>> hank, you're Up to your eyes in debt.

With no income To service that debt,

And your bills Back in brooklyn--

They're stacking up Like buckwheat pancakes.

You got a better career plan?

>> I took the liberty of doing

Some back-of-the-envelope Calculations--

A rough estimate Of the emergency-medicine market

Out here during the season

And a practice model Of services and fees.

With virtually No capital outlay,

Conservative pricing,

And relying strictly On word-of-mouth and referrals,

You could bank Some nice coin here.

>> dude, I really like this girl.

>> [cell phone ringing]

>> aren't you going to get it?

>> would you--that's my-- >> doctor's office.

How can I help you? >> excuse me, you're not my--

>> of course, of course. One moment please.

For you. >> I-I have no--

>> it's an emergency.

>> hello?

>> dr. Hank, Thank god you're there.

>> no, no, you don't unders-- >> it's an emergency.

>> okay, okay. No, okay, okay.

Ms. Newberg, I don't even know What happened to you, but I--

>> no, right away, doctor. Right away.

>> no, I am not taking cal--

>> I'll text you the address. >> no, do not text me the addr--

Hello?

[cell phone beeps]

>> well, my car has gps

And a few other things That may come in handy.

>> shotgun.

>> you really came prepared.

>> core wound care, Home diagnostics...

Infusion I.V.

>> why does a p.A. Drive around With them in her trunk?

>> well, they were on sale. >> divya.

>> look, I want to show you

All I can bring to the table

Besides my work ethic,

My knowledge of the hamptons,

My relationships With the locals--

>> your superbly Well-toned figure.

>> don't objectify me, Sidekick.

Uh, this is it.

>> this is what? >> the address

That woman gave hank.

>> no, no, no, There has to be a mistake.

>> no, no, this is it.

This is where mrs. Newberg Is stranded,

In desperate need Of medical assistance.

>> I guess we can leave The toys in the car.

Evan, that includes you.

>> a little faster, doctor.

>> I'm coming.

[woman coughing]

[telephone ringing]

>> you think one of these people Is ms. Newberg?

>> I have been waiting here More than 45 minutes!

>> never mind. >> mm-hmm.

>> no, I will not fill out Any more forms.

>> general admissions Is this way.

And there she is, In the fur coat.

>> this is ridiculous!

I demand to see The administrator!

>> will you please Stop screaming, ms. Newberg?

>> oh, joy. Can't wait to meet her.

>> oh, that ms. Newberg.

>> you--you know her?

>> of her.

They call her "New parts" newberg.

>> are you even listening To me?!

>> uh, ms. Newberg?

>> are you the administrator?

>> no, I'm hank.

>> oh, good. I hear wonderful things.

>> great. This is divya.

>> I'm his physician assistant.

>> she's not My physician assistant.

>> I need your help, hank.

>> ms. Newberg, You're in a hospital.

>> no, this is not a hospital.

>> it's not?

>> it's a socialist conspiracy.

Apparently,

If you're not holding your Dismembered leg in your hand,

You don't require treatment.

>> there's a line,

Based on medical necessity.

And you belong At the back of it.

>> lines are for the "Citiots." >> what's a citiot?

>> it's what we call you people

Who come out Just for the weekend.

>> thank you. Ms. Newberg,

What's your emergency?

>> I've got a flat tire.

>> okay, I'm not aaa.

>> no.

A flat tire.

>> oh...

>> dear.

>> I spent the entire off-season On this project.

I waited months To debut these two saline gems

On the beach this weekend,

And I wake up this morning And pbht!

Flat tire. >> that's a shame.

But it's not my area.

In fact, I shouldn't have even come here.

Look, the good news is, You'll be fine.

The saline is harmless. Your body will simply absorb it.

Just wait your turn, And the e.R. Staff here

Will take good care Of you, I'm sure.

>> hank, let's help her. >> no.

>> you must. >> I'm sorry.

>> please.

I can't go around Looking like this

In the hamptons,

Like some high-society Circus freak.

What am I supposed to do With this?

Hang beach towels On this thing?

I mean, they're supposed To come in pairs.

>> I have no privileges At this hospital.

In fact, me even standing here Consulting with you

Is probably 12 different kinds of illegal.

And I have no equipment Or facilities of my own.

>> oh, I can get us Everything we need.

>> well, your assistant Seems very confident--

>> she's not my assistant. >> offer to pay him generously.

>> divya. >> he needs the money.

>> I'll pay any amount. >> that's not the point.

>> I'll pay enough money To make it the point.

>> ms. Newberg--

>> I don't take no For an answer.

>> take it or leave it, It's my answer.

Have a great day. >> can I be of any help here?

>> you already had your chance.

>> nice to see you again, Ms. Newberg.

>> this is hank, My private physician.

>> I'm not Her private physician.

We kind of met--

>> jill casey, Hospital administrator.

>> hank lawson, Uh, between jobs.

>> nice to meet you, Dr. Lawson.

>> can we confer a moment

One-on-one, please?

>> yeah, sure.

>> he's very selective About his clientele,

But I think he likes you.

>> so you're the new Concierge doctor in town?

>> no, no, no. No, I'm not.

I-I ca--I can explain that. >> no, don't.

In fact, I just want to thank you

For taking that frequent flier Off our hands.

>> you do?

>> yeah, she storms in here

Every time one of her, uh, Renovations goes awry,

And she expects to leapfrog

Over dozens of people With staph infections

And skull fractures,

Chest pains...

Well, you know what comes Into an e.R., I'm sure.

>> yeah, yeah, I do.

>> so you gonna fix Her flat tire?

>> like I'm aaa.

>> uh, when I said consultation,

I was thinking someplace A little more private.

>> well, you don't mind, do you?

I've just got a couple things I gotta pick up in town.

Besides, I'm not shy. >> [chuckles] Right.

>> so come on, Let's cut to the chase, hank.

>> okay, okay, Um, saline, not silicone.

>> right.

>> single-lumen? >> yes.

>> volume? >> um...

900 ccs.

>> 850 is the maximum You can buy

Without going To the custom market.

>> I don't do anything Half-ass, dear.

[cell phone rings]

>> oh, excuse me For a moment, please.

Yes, mother.

Yes, I'll be at the polo match With you and father--

[speaking hindi]

[speaking hindi]

So.

She didn't buy off the rack.

>> look, assuming you could even Find us a place to do this,

Where the hell are we gonna Get custom parts?

>> it will take time.

>> time she'd spend Walking around

Like a high-society Circus freak.

>> symmetry Is the key to beauty.

>> hey, you have some, uh,

Some local anesthetic And a needle in the car?

>> I do.

>> okay, there is The opposite solution.

>> I don't follow you.

>> well, if we can't Refill the flat tire...

>> we can just Flatten the other one.

>> it'll even her out.

>> oh, we can do That procedure anywhere.

>> in the comfort Of her own home.

>> she's not gonna Like this one bit.

>> yeah, I know.

Ms. Newberg.

We've got some good news, And some bad news.

[driving keyboard music]

*

>> well, I think the procedure Went very well, ms. Newberg.

You look incredible.

And just as cfo of hankmed, I need a billing address.

>> bill me in manhattan, Palm beach, aspen,

Anywhere but here.

This is my sanctuary.

>> got it.

>> hank.

Darling.

Wonderman.

Although I did waste an entire Winter of self-beautification.

>> but you're out of the circus.

>> I'm outta the circus.

>> and another satisfied Hankmed customer.

>> hankmed? >> [clicks tongue]

>> I would be so delighted

If you all came To my beach party tonight.

The one I thought I was Gonna have to cancel.

>> no, thank you. I appreciate it, but--

>> I love beach parties.

It's weird, like, I think about Them when I'm not even at them.

>> perfect.

>> we make A hell of a team, too.

>> cfo of hankmed?

>> yeah, hankmed. Has kind of a ring to it, right?

I have time 'til next tax season,

Plus the social perks Of this job should be killer.

>> I'd like to discuss My title, hank.

>> there are no titles.

There is no team.

There is no hankmed.

I'm sorry, guys, I just don't Think I can do this.

>> so where does that leave us?

>> at good-bye. >> hank.

>> nice meeting you, divya. >> hank, hank, hank...

>> yeah, you too.

[peppy electric guitar music]

*

>> [exhales]

Hey.

Okay, how do I look?

>> you look like an olympic Swimmer from "Queeristan."

>> is that a good Or a bad thing?

>> you're not really Gonna go like that, are ya?

>> too much? >> way.

>> okay, I suspected that.

Come to the party, okay? Come on.

It's an evening With newparts newberg.

Like, how exclusive Does that sound?

>> consider me excluded.

>> what're you gonna do here?

>> relax. Think.

>> okay, cool, well, think hard.

Or not too hard. Whatever's better for me.

But just so you know, As your brother and accountant--

>> get out, or you'll Cease to be either one.

>> bam. I love ya.

>> like you.

>> have fun with your thoughts.

>> [knocks on door]

>> dude. You're killin' me.

How is it you can penetrate A heavily-guarded castle

And not your own motel room?

>> hey. >> hey.

>> um, I'm sure you're wondering How I tracked you down.

>> no, I stopped Wondering that out here.

>> well, I hope I'm not intruding.

>> actually, um, Ms. Newberg came by.

She has a goiter The size of montauk.

>> [laughs]

Uh, dr. Lawson, I wanted to-- >> hank. Hank.

>> hank.

Um...

You know--

I know a place down the beach.

Do you wanna grab a bite?

Everybody loves chewy's.

>> yeah, I know, it looks good.

>> the best.

Thanks, chewy. >> thanks.

>> so tell me about This little enterprise

That you're building.

>> oh, yeah, no no no, I haven't actually

Decided to build anything yet.

Can I ask you something?

As medical professionals,

Do you think we are Who we care for?

>> you know, we're not all Movie stars and moguls out here.

We do have some ordinary folk.

Like, uh, busboys, and plumbers, Electricians...

>> yeah, I saw--the contractor With the lower back injury

And the older woman With asthmatic bronchitis.

>> well, they're the people That keep this place running.

If it weren't for them, the vips Wouldn't be able to tell

The difference between Easthampton and east newark.

>> hey, easy on jersey.

>> oh, uh, that was me Being easy on jersey.

>> oh! >> [laughs]

Anyway...

They're mainly the people That come into my e.R.

'cause, well, They get sick and injured too.

>> right.

>> but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters At the end of the day is that

These people need help, and if I don't help them, who will?

>> exactly.

>> not your old boss In brooklyn.

My grad school has A tight-knit alumni network,

And I asked around.

>> ah.

I guess you can't Escape your past.

>> yours won't follow you For too long.

>> what do you mean?

>> well, the kid was obviously The sicker patient,

And to have a cardiac tamponade During an angio

Is kind of like having Your gas tank explode

When you're filling her up.

You triaged by the book.

It was bad luck, Not a bad call.

>> how could you possibly kn-- Thank you.

>> and if I were the hospital Administrator there,

I would've had your back All the way.

>> yeah, and you Would've been fired too.

>> gladly.

Because I think what happened To you is unacceptable, hank.

And we need to change the things That we can't accept.

>> yeah.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

So what were you--

A nice, normal girl--doing at A party like that last night?

>> I'm raising money For a local free clinic.

>> oh.

>> yeah, and boris Has been very generous.

>> oh.

>> so you know where to find me.

>> well, I know where you work, What you drive,

Where you go for clams.

I mean, I guess I could go back To chewy's and just kinda,

You know, sit there, Waiting for you,

But it might take a while.

>> and now you have my number.

[airborne toxic event's Wishing well]

*

>> * you wanna run away, Run away *

* just get on the train And leave today *

* and you just wanna feel Like a coin that's been tossed *

* in a wishing well

* a wishing well, A wishing well *

* like you were just a wish

* that could turn out well

>> hey, it's hank.

How ya feelin', pal?

>> good as new, thanks to you.

>> glad to hear that, tucker.

>> they may release me tomorrow, Actually,

But they--they said I'll need follow-up.

>> all right, well, When your dad gets back--

>> actually, uh--

Actually, he extended his trip.

>> by how much?

>> uh, the rest of the summer.

>> oh.

Well, I extended mine too.

So give me a call When you get back.

>> right, so--so that you can Do my follow-up?

>> and so we can, you know,

Fly your model planes In the back yard.

>> sounds great, Dude, can't wait.

>> okay, bye. >> later, man.

*

>> a-ha!

The good doctor.

What a...Pleasant surprise.

What can I do for you?

>> so I was wondering about that Possible vacancy you mentioned.

>> oh, yes?

Your timing is impeccable...

Hank.

>> [knocks]

>> feels like All people do out here

Is knock on each other's doors.

>> the only thing knocking here, Hank, is opportunity.

>> dr. Hotshot.

Those observant eyes of yours--

You better keep 'em open wide

'cause you ain't Seen nothin' yet.

[the blue van's be home soon]

>> * when night takes over

* in the afternoon

* one thing keeps me

* staring at the moon

* its smile

* tells me that I

* will be home soon

*

* I'll be home soon