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We have the power.

We have the skills.

Now together we can rid this fine state of this castle's poison.

Let us put behind bars those that wish to defy us.

Those that will break the law.

Barracuda, go.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Let us. set a world precedent. Let us show them how it's done.

Let us make history.

There have been mass arrests today from top tier drug lords for recreational

uses, with the newly commissioned barricaded task force making the bulk of

incarceration. The premier has given the task force sweeping new powers in the

fight against drugs, costing the state millions of dollars.

Some civil liberty groups are concerned that Queensland is slipping into a

police state. I'm cutting it off at its source.

It's time for new tactics.

The gloves are off.

Huge amounts of money have been spent on new technology and chemicals to

eliminate the homegrown drug trade.

Governments from across the world are keeping a close eye on every development

and wondering, has Queensland won the war on drugs?

And good morning, Brisbane! It's 7 .30am on a beautiful, drug -free morning.

Here's a little tune to get you started for your day.

You all right, Bailey?

My new house, sweetheart.

Where's Dad?

He's staying in the city apartment this week. He's got something big at work.

Last week at school, baby?

Yep. We're just so proud of you.

Sucks for the school.

Jesus, Mum!

Is he there?

In the blind spot?

Now, I know your father said a big no to schoolies, but all your little friends

are probably going.

So I've been putting some money away for you. He's not here, he won't know.

Unless he checks the footage.

We'll just see her visiting Grammy.

She won't remember either way.

Why don't you divorce him?

It's weird that we're under surveillance.

We're his own family. Like, it's not normal.

I've Googled this.

For our own safety, baby.

It's borderline paranoid psychotic behaviour.

Anyway, everyone's already planned their schoolies.

Booked the hotels and stuff.

Well, when you get older, you can buy his friends.

That's what your father does.

I don't want to be like him.

And I do have friends.

CJ, for example.

Am I with you?

You're dead, Dane.

You're dead.

Well, you only just got him.

Taking him back to the breed after school.

Exchanging him for another.

You can't carry a dead rat around school all day, man.

Why?

I don't want to have to go home and then back out again.

It's like... Whatever, it's fucking gross.

Don't.

I'm serious.

Fuck off, CJ.

I had the most amazing lasagna.

Hide this.

See if any bags made it through.

Damo. Good to see you, mate. Good to see you.

The shipments.

They didn't make it.

None of them.

None.

I... I promise.

If you're lying to me, I'll kill you.

Get me back.

Can't keep that here. It's too hot.

I do believe you need a warrant.

Warrant?

Haven't you read the papers lately?

I don't need one.

I know she's guilty.

I can feel it in my waters.

That won't stand up in court.

Doesn't matter how many new laws that you pass.

I'll just have a look around.

You look like a nice young man.

I'm not entirely sure what you want with a lonely old woman like me, but feel

free to look around.

I'll set out some cupcakes and milk for you and your boys.

A lonely old woman, flanked by a lawyer.

Fuck your cupcakes.

You were right about that rat.

He spent the last half hour in the councillor's office.

Did they throw it with Gazelle?

Oh, not once I explained I mean to return him.

Do you know what necrosophilia is?

Nope.

We should go to schoolies.

Do what?

I don't know.

Go to the beach. If you can band.

Go to the beach.

See some bands.

Okay, let's just go and return my rap.

I don't know what to say to you right now.

See?

They go to the beach.

They see some bands.

They are not our people.

praising his officers on an outstanding job and also stating that Queensland

criminals will have no place to hide.

No. I need out of Queensland, man. Like, as soon as possible.

And I have some cargo.

No. Come on, man. It can't be that bad.

I'll make it worth your while.

Yeah, I just wanted quite a bit of cash.

Or I will do. As soon as you get me out of here, I'll get us all the cargo.

Come on, please.

What do you want?

My friend's rat is dead.

So?

I only had it a week.

Check out the sign, kid.

Leave.

The only problem, and it is your problem, is that we are legally entitled

replacement if the said rat is faulty.

Which it is.

So?

So, you just gotta ask yourself how far we're willing to take it.

Will we get legal counsel and take this to small claims court?

We've got a lot of time on our hands.

The holidays coming up. Okay, take another rap.

Hamster. Whatever.

Take another pet.

Take whatever you want. Get the fuck out.

I can't wait to go to uni.

No more having to live with my brother.

No more school.

Just pure chemical engineering.

Australia's spring break is about to begin, with over 10 ,000 young school

leavers from across Australia predicted to attend this year's Gold Coast

Schoolies Week.

Many are wondering if the drug crackdown will have any effect on what is

predicted to be the biggest schoolies ever

Don't

answer

Yes. I failed you, sir.

I thought everything was under control.

One got away.

A big one.

Some of the drugs could have been concealed.

We can't state that Queensland is drug -free.

We can't say we were completely drug -free. You know, so many sock drawers

so on.

I promise you, sir, I will not stop. I will not rest until she is caught.

Today is a historical occasion.

Today is the day that will be remembered as the day Queenslanders got their

streets back.

The day we crushed crime.

I would like to introduce to you the man on the ground.

The man who made all of this possible.

The head of the Barracuda Task Force, Detective Inspector Stan Wilson.

I'd like to thank the Premier. He has been an inspiration to us all.

Now.

I'll be brief.

I have a method.

A message to any criminal that thinks he can sell drugs in my state.

You will fail.

You will fail and justice will prevail.

Wait here while I get with you 2 .0.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did have other things I could be doing.

You don't have clearance to come inside.

You were taking too long.

Time to go.

Thanks for the, um, cookies and milk.

This is Nate.

Anytime, honey.

No, probably never again.

I recognise the smell.

Where did you get this?

That's our us. It's hamster food.

This isn't hamster food.

Well, it's all they have.

Can you go now?

This is weed.

What?

Oh, Smokey.

Shut up.

Are you okay, little baby?

Are you okay?

Daddy loves you.

Really funny, Rob.

Come on, let's go.

I want to set a whiskers 2 .0 in. Wait, how do we know it's weed?

What does weed smell like?

Like this.

We don't know for sure.

It can't be.

There are no more drugs in Queensland, right?

Unless someone did this. Where are you going? No, no, no, we'll just Google it.

What? What were you, Google? Do I have a giant bag of weed during the biggest

crackdown on drugs in the history of the world?

Or what it looks like or smells like?

There must be a forum or something.

Mum!

Darling!

It's my voice.

Well, they just say to smoke it and if you get high then it's weed.

Oh, we need to get rid of it.

Now, dump it, burn it, but it needs to happen now.

smoke cannabis out of my dad's family heirloom?

What he doesn't know can't hurt him, right?

I mean, we can fix this.

Maybe get a new one.

My dad is going to kill all of us.

How will he even find out?

Who exactly is your dad?

So if we replace the teapot before Dad gets back, there will be no reason for

any check of footage, and he'll never know that your idiot, moron of a brother

smoked a class A substance in his living room during his war on drugs.

We won't go to jail.

We want to get raped.

Are those cameras in all the rooms?

Why?

No reason.

Is there any way of erasing the footage?

It all gets stored in a server, which is at a department in the city.

I hope somebody has a spare $20 ,000.

Because that's how much it's going to cost to get something half -decent to

replace it.

$20 ,000?

I'm sure your dad will understand.

We've been through this.

That report has been handed down from one generation to another for centuries.

From father to firstborn son, dating back to... I don't even know, a long

But didn't you wonder why I was in a glass dome, Rob?

Rob!

I mean, you've seen his dad on TV, right?

Also, once his dad banned him from eating bacon because he didn't eat the

You can't ban someone from eating bacon.

Plus, what kind of a person puts their own family under surveillance?

In a nutshell, we are fucked.

I think if we say...

Listen, Mr. Attorney General, sorry about the teapot. You and CJ were

to get holiday jobs and save up for a new one.

Then you'll just say that I... Bought a giant bag of weed into his house and

smoked a cunt in his living room?

Well, CJ bought the weed in.

Technically, that amount would be distribution.

I mean, I only had a tiny taste.

Which is good shit, by the way.

What do you mean, distribution?

What part of when Dad will make examples of us all to further his career do you

not understand?

Distribution is intent itself.

How much worth of dirtball do you think?

I'm in the last weed in Queensland.

Oh my god.

I'm the only stoned person in Queensland.

Days before schooling.

When did your dad get back?

Next week.

I don't want to go to prison.

CJ, we could sell this weed to a dealer and then use the money to buy that

teapot. Then Dad won't have a reason to check the footage and hopefully none of

us will go to prison.

Small problem.

Other than a possible license is that all dealers are in prison.

Not all.

You know a dealer?

So she doesn't even deal in illegal drugs.

Do you have a better idea?

Do you have any Adderall?

I have deadlines I need to meet.

Dance, violin, acrobatics, and school.

There's just not enough time in the day.

Get lost, kid.

Help me out here.

How about... You're only ten.

Walk away, bitch.

Let's just keep it between us and where Dad is, okay?

Mr. Rodeo!

What are you doing here?

Hello, boys.

Just here to, uh, check out this swing set.

Marvelous workmanship, really.

Really nice.

Anyway, good day.

Thanks for that.

What do you want?

Sorry, truck.

My name's Nate.

Online, I'm shadowing. We play online sometimes.

We met last year.

Oh.

Hey.

This is CJ and Rob.

Hi, truck.

Truck.

Oh, it's the bird.

Truck. What do you guys want?

So, we have to sell this giant bag of weed because I need the money.

Oh,

stop wasting my time.

No, seriously, we found it. It's in the car.

Going somewhere?

Are you guys insane?

Please help us.

Lost you again.

Where is it?

I don't know.

It's funny.

It's just that we heard on the grapevine that you were leaving town.

Hello.

We just thought we'd double check.

You weren't leaving town with something that belongs to me.

Cops will watch you. You can't kill me.

I can dismember you.

Why?

Why? Why?

Someone must have taken her.

I have surveillance footage. Check the tapes.

The code word will be... Hamster.

Where did you get the hamster from?

Rats are us.

No, the... the weed.

I thought we were using the code words.

We did get it from rats are us. We thought it was a bag of hamster feed.

Why didn't they stop you?

The guy was distracted.

You guys have the last hamster days before school is.

I don't want to kill you.

Take whatever you want and get the fuck out.

It's okay.

Are we too upset?

It's up.

Keeping a close eye on herself, she only left once to go to this pet store.

Clive and Jim have taken over.

What did she get from the pet store?

No cats, sir.

Well, I guess she left with a cage full of rats and what looked like a very

large bag of freshly cut up meat for the rats.

Which pet store?

Rats are off?

Rats have a mostly mixed grain diet.

Dr. Surgery.

It was always a booming business, but since the crackdown on illegal drugs in

Queensland, pharmaceutical companies have been popping champagne.

The Premier hasn't stopped drugs.

He's just changed the supplier.

Look after the car.

So, your uncle's a doctor?

He's sleeping.

Rathara. Known by Sam Goots.

Spent time in lock -up for drug trafficking and possession and thefts.

Gambling. Soliciting sex from a prostitute and public urination.

He just leaves this place unlocked.

Pets still inside, seemingly abandoned.

Rodent Island.

Sorry, sir?

Did this study on rodents.

Filled an island full of them.

If they get hungry enough, they'll eat each other.

They even hunt and kill birds that were too stupid enough to fall in the island.

They wouldn't just eat the grass?

Zamgut is dead.

He's rat food and I don't know why.

Well, let's just arrest this bitch for murder.

We will get proof.

She's slippery like a snake, but she'll slip up.

I'll be there catching her. You know why?

Because I'm a motherfucker.

Just wait here.

I'll be right back.

Why?

They'll want to sell it.

Give a description.

Send photos out.

Get our people to watch anyone in our industry that didn't get sent to jail.

Offer a reward.

Doctor, I baked you some cookies.

Made fresh today with the milk and butter from my own cows.

As a thank you for this

Mrs. Smith, I have an emergency with my knees.

Oh, yes, but when you eat... No, it's okay. Here you go. I'll see you next

okay?

Sorry. I was leaning and it just kind of flew open.

To what do I owe this pleasure?

Uncle, I have a business opportunity for you.

Show him, Rob.

Is that?

Yeah.

Where'd you find it?

Nate and his friend CJ found it.

It's very dangerous even to have this tiny amount.

That's exactly why we're going to sell it.

Time to fix this awesome drink.

Let's go.

But these would have to be the grossest cookies I've ever eaten.

I don't care.

I'm so hungry, I haven't had anything all day.

Yeah, they're not the best cookies.

I will whip you guys up something new.

I'll go get the cash from the safe.

These taste familiar. What are these?

Yeah, I got them from a patient.

Ah, shit.

Stop eating that.

I just realized something.

What?

How much have you guys eaten?

A bite?

Why?

Alright, we got... Anywhere from five minutes to a half an hour before it

effect.

What takes effect?

I didn't realize. I thought they were normal cookies, but she owns a dairy

Rob, Rob, stop.

Are they poisoned?

More like drugged.

What's going to happen to me?

Calm down. It's just shrooms.

Shrooms?

You let me eat magic mushrooms?

What does that have to do with dairy farms?

I just had four cookies.

Am I going to die?

Shit. You're not going to die.

I'm a health care professional.

I'm going to recommend we all go and try and vomit up what we've eaten.

And when that fails, we need to keep this atmosphere friendly and safe.

All right? We're all going to be fine.

We need to get to the hospital now.

And tell them what?

Shit.

Is it happening?

What am I going to do?

I don't want to die.

They let us eat these cookies?

I ain't one to assholes. Just calm down.

This can't be happening to me. Calm down, mate.

Spiritual journey now.

Too late.

I embrace it like an old friend.

Hello, old friend.

Meet again.

What are you doing?

A note to myself.

Why? If I freak out, I can just look in my pocket and read this note. It worked

last time.

Man, I thought I would never come out of this trip. I mean, I was deep. And then

I found this note in my pocket that said your name.

is Rob, and this trip is an amazing life experience, and it will

end.

Give me the pen and paper!

I'm just going to put this in the cupboard.

So is it a possibility I might never come out of this trip?

Impossible.

Although, there was a study that said people under the age of 25 shouldn't do

mushrooms through the frontal lobe being not fully developed.

It's bad.

Is that what happened to my brother?

Gentlemen? Where's your son?

Tell me where your son is.

We're all kids are.

Schoolies. Is he in trouble? Where?

You didn't say.

You don't know where your son is?

I can't afford it. Getting hound diamonds and perfume.

I can't afford it. I can't afford it.

When will this end?

Hello! I thought you were lost to us, Nate.

I thought the rats got you.

Where are we?

I didn't know where else to go.

I thought this looked safe.

Last night... It was real.

Goons came after us last night.

Was it about the weed?

Nah, I think it was organized crime.

I think they want a piece of my pie now that there's no other drugs around.

I am truly sorry for putting you all in danger like that.

And?

I don't know.

Sorry for drugging us.

And why should I believe you? You probably set the whole thing up so they

just steal the weed without paying us.

Arthole, we still have the weed.

Okay.

Well, we'll just take our money and leave.

I am not going back there.

What about us?

I need to replace this teapot before my dad gets back.

I wish your dad would stop the crackdown.

I mean, he is the Attorney General.

I'm fucking bleeding.

The same fucksack that sent half of Queensland to jail?

I thought you knew.

You lied to me!

No, I just didn't think it would be important.

Where are you going?

Going into hiding.

And I suggest you do the same.

Pineapples, pineapples, pineapples!

I went to a dark place last night.

Literally? You were in the cupboard?

Yes, but then I had a spiritual awakening.

Okay, great. But right now, we have a situation, okay? No, listen. When I was

with that artifact in that cupboard, I realized something.

Something is afoot.

We... Need to go and sell the weed ourselves at schoolies. Great plan.

It's got a point.

You go there, blend in, sell it on the lowdown.

Leave. It's all done.

What other choice do we have?

Wait, you're not going to help us?

You lied to me and put me in danger. Please stay. We need you.

Seriously? I can't trust you. Please?

You can't just leave us here on the side of the road.

10 % of what you make if you don't get arrested, and I'll drive you down there.

But that's it. Done.

Okay, we're going to schoolies.

Wait, where did this van come from?

It's my uncle.

We'll be joining a cult magnet!

You'd better turn on the TV.

He doubled today when the Premier announced he has won the war on drugs.

The opposition has expressed its support behind the government's anti -drug

policy. How may I put the funding himself?

I only just found out.

And it's the way I'm going to do it.

Thank you.

What a shithole.

Hi.

We would like a room for three, please.

No vacancies.

But there's a vacancy sign out the front.

Are you a schoolie?

Well... No.

I mean, we did graduate this year, but we're not actually schoolies.

We just need a place to stay during schoolies week.

Which is just coincidence, really.

I could actually be classified as a toolie, you know? Couple of years older,

come down for the young girl.

You know what I mean, eh?

Eh? When they're all drunk and needy.

But he's not a toolie either.

We're just here for business.

No partying, no girls, drunk or otherwise.

But not illegal business.

Completely legit business.

Why did you have to give the keys to Rob?

I hate him.

He's a lover.

Why don't you go and talk to her then?

We'll have a time.

They choose an angel from heaven.

Me?

I'm...

I'm... Hi, guys.

Are you guys Mormons or something?

No.

Nothing like that.

Thanks for helping us out before.

No problem.

What is it exactly that you do?

Cordial for Jesus.

That didn't go down so well in Jonestown.

What we do is hand out cordial at schoolies and festivals so that drunk

teenagers can rehydrate.

We do a lot of good work, like stop non -consensual sex, monitor toolies.

A lot of naysayers think we push Jesus onto people.

We don't.

We just let him rehydrate you with his love.

She's the one.

Come on.

Calling for Jesus?

They do good work, mate.

I'm gonna go find Rob.

What a shithole.

It's not a holiday.

This is business.

Right, so what do we do?

Well, I'm just going to tell people that we have drugs.

They should come here and buy some.

Truk, if you were reading this, I'd die from the mushrooms your uncle let us

eat.

I want you to know that you are the most amazing girl in the world. And not just

because you're online game either.

I wish I could have asked you out when I had the chance.

But now I'm dead. If Rob survives, please make sure he is punished in some

You said it straight Walking in the rain With the water dripping from my hair I

took a left You took my right To see parts for no man But no man's like

us Don't shake my hand When I push you

I've thought about it.

We can call this off.

You can just get a loan out, right?

We'll pay it off over the next couple of years.

Legal, safe, no jail time.

Oh, God, we're idiots not to have thought of this before!

Idiots!

Bankrupt.

What?

How?

I've had to file for bankruptcy a few times.

Not a big deal, but I have no credit.

This is a much better idea.

Let's call it off.

There has to be another plan. This is crazy and stupid.

It's easy.

So do we replace the teapot.

We're going to jail.

Do you know what will happen to me in jail?

I'll be made into a prison ward.

You don't know that. You may get passed around to everyone.

We're not going to get arrested.

We're going to get arrested.

Please, no.

Oh.

Rapidity doesn't even come close.

Are you guys trying to go to jail?

I want to help you, but first I'm going to have to set some ground rules.

You guys look like Mormons.

We're going shopping.

You need to look like a ghoulie.

When was the last time you guys went out in the sun?

This is how it's gonna work.

No reason okay, no reason to stay for you.

No reason it ain't no reason okay, no reason to stay for you.

So?

They would hold the hawk back.

They would clip the hawk's wings.

This hawk has spent too long fluttering in the shadows.

Time for me to spread my wings and soar.

Now it's time to strike. Strike hard!

This hawk has gone rogue.

And go to help anyone who gets in my way.

Hey.

We gave you some money. Could you buy us some drinks?

What are we talking about here?

You know what we're talking about.

What's in it for me?

Party with us.

I have an alternative.

Bye.

What were you doing?

Nothing.

It smells funny.

You said there was an emergency?

There is.

The ice machine is broken.

I was wondering if I could have the ice from your freezer.

No one on Storm 41.

No one.

what you were doing and i feel it's my duty to lead you back on the path of

righteousness and goodness by telling you don't do it but i have to no that's

peer pressure you can say no i can't yes your

name pj all right cj we're going to say it together what no

no together okay

No. Good.

Good. How does that feel?

Good. All right. Together again.

No.

No. I will not drink the devil's juice.

Devil's juice?

Alcohol.

Alcohol?

Alcohol.

It's a slippery slope, CJ. I don't want to see you in two years giving blowjobs

on the street to pay for your habit.

Cave to pressure.

Be strong with me.

I will.

I'm glad we had this talk.

Me too.

I'm sorry, CJ. I'm not that kind of girl.

May the Lord watch over you, sweet.

Getting paid, private jet, sunset, Nanny Beach, blonde and bleach, a pint of

beer, football cheer with your mates, all the safe, how's my driving, scuba

diving, golf course, three course, a la carte, full start, horse race and white

lace.

Yes? The school's party has been raided.

Two girls were in custody after being caught smoking a joint.

The police want to cut them loose because barricades have been shut down.

Can't hold them for long.

What's the address?

Where did you get it?

It's not ours.

This apartment is rented under your name, is it not?

My mum's name.

Under your mum's name?

Well, maybe I should bring her in for questioning.

Please don't tell my mum.

She was pretty serious, didn't she?

Not only was there...

underage drinking, but illicit drug taking as well.

I hope you didn't have plans for your life.

I can make all of this go away.

Just tell me who supplied the cannabis.

We were looking for someone to buy us drinks.

this guy said we should try something different.

He told us to go to the ice cream van in the park near the main beach.

This kid about our age gave us the weed.

Good.

Good girl.

I want you to give a description in my profile.

You can do that, can't you?

There's enough money here to buy heaps of teapot.

Couldn't have done it without you.

I have never seen a product move so fast.

I was sure we were going to get caught.

That was almost too easy breaking the law.

All right.

I found a teapot on eBay.

Pick up only and it's local.

I've got the address.

Let's go get it and this nightmare will be over. You sure this teapot's a legit

version?

It looks exactly the same as yours.

Okay.

Let's get it done.

Wait, we can't just rock up there with all this cash.

Questions are going to be asked, like, how did three schoolies and a toolie get

all this money?

What do they want with this teapot?

Why is nothing easy?

I have a plan.

Tell him what you told me.

Eat shit, pigs.

I

heard

you need both ankles to skate.

I had a pot at the Sunset Motel, but then someone said the cops showed up.

Let me go.

I promise I won't tell.

I know how hard it is being a mother.

Raising boys especially.

Give them enough rope and they'll hang.

Too little and they turn out like fags.

My son, he's a good boy.

He took something that's mine.

peculiar situation.

Your husband's the attorney general, am I correct?

I'm sorry.

I just find it so strange that your husband is trying to rid the state of

while your son has all.

what's left of my product.

So, why these costumes?

Did you want to be a Bavarian bomb -aid?

We contacted you on eBay?

About the teapot?

average doesn't believe in having these Middle Eastern people take over our way

of life, take our freedom.

You know what I think we should do? I think the PM should send the Navy into

Indian Ocean with orders to sink any terrorist boats coming into this fine

The diggers in Gallipoli did not die and sacrifice their lives.

You know, my dad fought in Vietnam.

He killed dozens of gooks.

He was very nice.

To gut them.

I think he actually liked it too.

the money

the correct documentation for the authenticity of the teapot?

We have to go.

We have a flight to catch.

A fly?

I thought you guys would have come by boat.

What's wrong with Saddam Bin Laden over there?

Don't they have tongues?

I'm their translator.

Translator.

So if you'll just give us the teapot.

Translate this, bitch.

I'm not giving them the teapot.

Unless they take those towels off their heads.

I want to see their heads.

You see?

I don't trust people.

Unless I can see their heads.

You first.

Please, just give us the teapot. I want to see their fucking heads!

Um, okay.

Thumb. Ella.

Autumn. Baby.

You heard her.

comes into my country and tries to turn it into Al Qaeda.

What the fuck?

What's going on?

Come to my house and try to whip me up. Take my teapot and get out with that.

Don't move a fucking muscle.

So there were no arrests, all calls out.

The police never came here.

Thanks.

Lady!

I wonder if you could tell me to recognise either of these two men.

I did.

It's imperative that you tell me the whereabouts.

I left.

Listen, you little...

If you're not more helpful, I have the means to make your life a living hell.

So do I.

Excuse me?

I said, so do I.

Bitch.

They were definitely here.

Mr. Todd said that they paid up front and he hasn't seen them since.

They signed in under Rob Smith's name.

Rob Smith, Rob Smith, Rob Smith, Rob Smith, Rob Smith. I can monitor the

but I don't think they would be stupid enough to use a real name.

As for the girls that attacked you... We will never speak of these Jesus freak

bitches again.

Sir?

You got it. It's done.

Yes, let's go!

You still have the money?

Free of charge.

Random act of kindness.

Can we go be kings now?

I don't know.

We should probably just go home.

Could be fun.

What? You would stay with us?

Yeah.

Guess we could be kings.

Maybe.

word is you can buy weed here word is you can suck my dick here

Did you just put the address on there?

I don't want all your shit friends here.

I'm sorry, please, feel free to invite all of yours.

Oh, he's here.

Hi, CJ.

No, it's not what it looks like. Are you okay?

Weirdo.

Really?

I really need to talk to you guys.

Privately.

We've been to every place I've been today looking for you.

I love you too.

for you to tell you the police are asking after you.

It was this horrible plainclothes policeman.

My dad must have got home early and watched the footage.

Oh, shit!

Sorry.

Wait.

What? I was wondering if you would do something for me.

Anything?

It's a little embarrassing.

I love embarrassing.

I have this fetish.

It's nothing painful.

What is it?

It's in my bag. I'll just get it out.

Do you have your phone on you?

No, I lost it ages ago.

Do you have yours?

You know I don't have one.

Oh, here, you can borrow mine.

Is it finished?

Fruit?

Uncle? Listen, I've been meaning to call you, and I got distracted.

Those boys of yours are in big trouble.

Turns out those goons weren't after me.

Your friends?

They got caught on camera leaving rats or us.

Every crook out there knows their fate.

How do you know that?

Called around to see who was after me. Turns out no one was.

But there was a cash incentive for two kids who'd stole some products.

Why didn't you tell me?

Hey, I ended up in pineapple fields for like two days. You have no idea what I

had to do to survive.

Thank you.

Mom's not picking up the phone.

Sir, it's me.

Yes?

Um, were you looking for me at all?

Why, where are you?

Nowhere.

CJ's house.

And?

Oh, nothing.

Just missed you and thought I would give you a call.

Don't wait for me.

It's not my dad.

We need to find trouble.

Boss, this all just got weird.

Doctor, I'm sorry.

The guy who tore the hamster off? I know who you are.

What are we going to do?

Where's Rob?

I'll go get him.

Sorry, mate. Private party.

Casey?

Do you know him?

It's my fucking missus, mate.

We're fine, done.

I was out at a party.

I took a girl who looked friendly.

She seemed glad to meet me.

I don't know.

Tell this to no one.

Your brother, he's just run off.

We need a plan.

Oh, what about your girlfriend?

What?

What about my brother? What if they catch him?

Your father's run off? We need to get out of here.

We need to go to my house.

If brother escapes, he'll go there.

Okay, but we've got to keep on off there.

Take the van.

You're not coming?

Thought you were different, Nate.

But come on, we need to go.

It's not safe for you to come with us.

Here.

The cordial?

I can't.

You need them more than anyone else I know.

Stay hydrated, CJ.

Stay hydrated.

Thank you.

I told you it was a left back there.

Where are we?

I like this type of direction.

I'm going to teach you, Towhead, a big, painful lesson.

I'm going to show you blokes a real Australian experience.

Now I'm going to find that little bitch, and I'm going to...

Stop fucking around, guys. You've got to go.

How?

You hope with the doctor?

You guys won't last ten seconds without me.

I'm still mad at you.

You know why I couldn't?

I didn't make penetration, I swear.

I missed his mate. No?

What? I don't understand.

Is she your girlfriend as well?

The drugs.

Oh, well, we sold all the weed. I think most of the money is gone.

Sorry, mate.

What about the bag of powder?

No, it was just weed.

Untie him.

I need my knife.

destroy your whole family.

I'm going to talk to the police and the media and your son is going to go to

jail.

We have to call the police.

That was the police.

Oh, shit.

An ambulance, then.

They won't make it in time.

Help me get into the car.

What the hell is going on?

Why do you have my teapot?

You haven't seen the footage?

This isn't the hospital. I wasn't going to the hospital.

But he's dying.

I don't want to go to jail, Rob.

Do you want to go to jail?

I've got a spot for him under the albini.

We'll take him inside.

We'll cut him into more manageable pieces.

And then we'll bury him.

More manageable pieces?

Yeah.

The server was down.

I came home to find a rodent in my house.

My teapot, thief, and my family missing.

I want a divorce.

What?

I was waiting until Nate graduated so I could tell you on our anniversary.

This rest is a surprise.

Mum?

I went to your love nest in the city and set up cameras of my own.

I thought I'd just... Catch you cheating.

But I got so much more. I got proof you're also in bed with the

company. They're paying you for your war on drugs. I'm sure the authorities

would love a copy.

So this mess we're in right now, you are going to help us clean it up.

He's dead.

I

thought

you said you were a doctor of alternative medicine.

The police?

Shit.

Can you save him?

I got my degree on the internet.

Really?

It's all I could find.

This is horrible.

Your wife shot me.

Your wife shot me. And you and your son were somehow involved.

Calm down, Dan.

Why didn't you tell me, Dan?

Tell you what?

This is your blood works.

I took the liberty of drawing some blood when they removed the bullet. I got it

tested. The system is full of stimulants.

God,

Dan.

How long have you been an addict?

This is impossible.

This, this could ruin your career.

But right now, this is between you and me.

And, well, I can keep it that way.

Rest up, Dan.

Doctor's orders.

I got it.

So it wasn't the schoolies I wanted, but I wouldn't change a thing.

Except for the tripping out of mushrooms with a demonic garden, though.

I found that you can't control everything.

I mean, it all worked out eventually.

My dad always said crime doesn't pay.

Funny saying that, seeing that it's the highest -grossing industry in the world.

Thank you.

People of memory never die.