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One more.
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I swallowed a tooth.
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Why don't you take them out and find out?
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They're all there, aren't they?
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That's funny.
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I could have sworn I had something to hold in my mouth.
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Oh, Arthur,
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do you want to snaggle up to me?
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No, I just wanted to finish a rather interesting article I was reading on the
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mating habits of pygmies.
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Good.
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You might learn something.
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Oh, I dropped a stitch.
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Hello, me old darling.
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You all right, love?
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Yes, love.
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Me back hurts a bit.
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Here, I'm making a jumper for Olive.
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Are you?
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Yeah.
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Blimey, you'd never get that round her waist.
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No, this is only the sleeve.
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Arthur?
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Certainly not.
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Mum?
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No, you'll have to wait.
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Mum!
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Oh, wait a minute, love.
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Here.
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What?
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Are there any bushes outside?
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Bushes?
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What do you want bushes for?
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Oh, shh, shh, shh.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Yeah, there's plenty there.
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Well, yes, there are some outside, but you'll have to get off the bus.
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Are you sure there are bushes outside, Stan?
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What do you want bushes for?
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You get outside here, you'll disappear.
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In fact, you'll find it a bit of a job finding your way back to the bus.
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Oh, Arthur, did you hear that?
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Stan says I might not be able to find my way back to the bus.
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Really?
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Yes, she might fall in a big hole or down in a pond.
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You're always trying to raise my hopes.
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Well, she's only trying to cheer you up.
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Stan, here, love, I'll tell you what.
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Look, I've got some wool here.
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Take the end of that and hang on to it and that'll guide you back to the bus.
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Hang on, there you are.
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There you go, love.
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Gents to the right, ladies to the left.
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Oh, blimey.
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She's in a hurry.
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Quite deep-sea fishing, isn't it?
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Like playing out a shark.
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More like Moby Dick.
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Ah, it's stopped.
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She must have found a bush.
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Perhaps the bush wasn't big enough.
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Here, I saw a film about a fisherman once.
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He had to hold on to the line for nine hours.
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Has he, really?
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Yeah.
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Well, if Olive's had a nit to go by, it could happen to her.
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What's she doing?
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What's she doing?
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She must be hopping from bush to bush.
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How?
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Stopped, innit?
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Stopped.
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I think she's settled.
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I guess a fair cat could be up for a long time, mate.
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Oh, is that Olive?
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Now, that was Olive.
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Oh, dear, where is she?
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Get her.
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Find this mark.
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Pull her in.
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We'll pull her in.
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Where is she?
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Come on, Olive.
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That's it.
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Don't worry, we've got her in.
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Oh, my God, where's Olive?
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Well, your guess is as good as mine, innit?
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Hang on, I'll go and find her.
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Olive!
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Olive, darling!
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Olive, my boy!
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Come on!
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Oh, Mum!
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Oh, Mum!
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I went in the field and a cow pushed me.
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You're lucky it wasn't a bull.
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Oh, Mum, it was so funny.
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It wasn't all funny.
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Oh, did the cow hurt you, love?
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No, but I fell in nettles right up to me chin.
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Look here, have one of these, love, and clean...
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No!
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Don't panic.
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Don't panic.
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Be calm, everyone.
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Don't panic, love.
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Oh, blimey, you're not frightened of her, are you?
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Come on, this way.
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Come here.
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You've done me mighty...
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Yeah, well, soon got rid of her, eh?
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Yeah, well, I suppose she took one look at your choppers and thought you was a
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farmer's horse.
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They are meant to be, is your wolf.
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Oh, what do you know?
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She must have had this round at home.
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Well, she's a Jersey cow, most probably knitting herself a pullover.
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Gibbering jackass.
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We can well do without your moronic jokes, but...
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Don't you talk to my son like that.
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What have you done about it?
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He's been driving in the fog.
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I can't work here.
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Go and do something.
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What can I do?
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Well, you're a great beanpole.
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There must be plenty of phone booths along the road.
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You'd get out there and phone a depot for a start, couldn't you?
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I don't think the other passengers would like me to leave the bus.
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Oh, yes, they would!
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Very well, then, I will, then.
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Yes.
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Well, go on, make up your mind.
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You're going or coming or what you're doing.
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Go on.
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I may be gone for some considerable time, ladies and gentlemen.
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Go on.
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And don't worry, I'll get through, all right.
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I'll get through, don't worry.
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Don't worry.
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Here he goes, the Luxton and District bus company's John Wayne.
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100% true grit.
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Oh, well, I don't think we shall see him for a bit, then.
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What's the matter?
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I've forgotten a telephone number of me office.
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It's on me clipboard down there.
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Oh, here you are.
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Don't worry, I'll get through to the depot, ladies and gentlemen.
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Don't hurry back.
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Oh, well, I think we got rid of him now.
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What's the matter, lost your clipboard?
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No, I haven't got a sixpence, actually.
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Here you are, everyone on the company.
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I'll get through, all right, don't worry, ladies.
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Well, shut the door!
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Shut the door, Jack.
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Here, Sam, while he's gone, look at his snap box.
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I bet he's got some grub in there.
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The way he was clasped with it.
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God blimey, now cheeky son, he's got two packets of crisps.
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I knew he had a secret voice.
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Oi, oi, oi, I think those should be distributed equally amongst the passengers.
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Yes, I'll wake Olly up.
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No, no, let her sleep.
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She must have her share.
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Come on, love, wake up.
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Wake up, love.
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There's food.
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What flavour are they, Sam?
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Er, I don't know yet.
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Bacon, I think.
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Yeah, I'm sure they're bacon.
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No, no.
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Cheese and onion.
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No, I tell a lie.
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They're plain.
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Yeah, we'll share them out equally.
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Well, when you do it, you might remember you've had half a packet yourself.
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Right, here we are, then.
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Hold your hands up.
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Here we are, come on, Sam.
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One for you.
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One for you.
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Oi.
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One for you.
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Oi, oi.
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What?
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Do you mind telling me why it is I seem to be getting all the small ones?
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Well, if you like, I'll shuffle them up like a pack of cards, you know.
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Yeah, well, you might deal me one up the bottom.
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Oh, sorry, mate.
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Here, quick.
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Come on, get them out.
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Help me up.
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Well, Nami, you were quick, weren't you?
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I lost me sixpence.
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I walked right into a ditch.
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Nami's some hero.
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Oh, look at his feet.
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Yeah, you might take your boots off.
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I've got them off.
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These are me socks.
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What was you doing walking in a ditch with your boots off?
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I didn't walk in a ditch with my boots off.
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They came off when I went to get out.
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You left your boots in the ditch?
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No, no, I fished them out, all right.
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Don't leave them outside, they weigh a tonne.
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All right, go on, get them.
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Stop where you are.
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Oh, God.
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Find me a big bun, Nami.
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Find me a big bun, Nami.
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Oi, oi, oi.
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You're making a very nasty mess of my bus.
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I'm not having you on like that.
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You'll have to wash your feet.
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Oh, don't talk like a berk.
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How can I wash my feet?
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Don't have any water on the bus, you know, look.
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Well, we do now, mate, yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, I hate you, Butler.
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Oh, I do hate you, mate, I do.
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Look at me, look, I'm smothered in mud now.
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Listen, some people pay a lot of money to be covered in mud.
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Yeah, I'll tell you what, Blakey, your feet will have a lovely complexion.
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I don't know what you did out there, but the fog's getting thicker.
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You don't have to tell me, mate.
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I've just come from out there, ladies and gentlemen.
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I'm very sorry to tell you that we'll be here till it gets light.
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Oh, Stan, when will that be, love?
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Oh, good seven hours yet.
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Seven hours?
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Oh, my good God.
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Seven hours like this, look, without a clean pair of socks on.
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Well, you don't have to worry, Blakey.
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We'll get you another pair of socks.
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Will you?
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Where?
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Well, Mum's got seven hours, she'll knit you a pair.
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Right, ladies and gentlemen, we have arrived at our destination after
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travelling for 12 hours and 6 minutes at an average speed of half a mile an
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hour.
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Local time is 7.32, and I'll be off with Captain Stan Butler and his crew.
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Thank you for travelling with us.
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Oh, God.
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Hello, Mum.
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How are you?
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Oh, love, me back.
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Here, there's only one good thing about it, Stan.
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Yeah, what's that, Mum?
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Look, I finished me jumper.
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Well, I shall not forget this in a hurry.
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I think it's quite disgusting being charged seven and six each for suffering
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all night.
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If you don't shut your face, we'll give you another ticket.
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Aye.
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Your ticket ran out at midnight.
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Give him one.
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Ouch.
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Oh, Arthur, don't look at me.
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Seven hours without sleep, what must I look like?
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Better than usual.
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Hello, Blakey.
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Oi, you going for a quick paddle, are you?
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Any one about.
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I wouldn't like any of the Clippers to see me in this deplorable condition.
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00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:02,770
Well, I don't think your bare feet are going to send the Clippers sex mad.
270
00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:06,730
Oh, God, it's freezing.
271
00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:12,730
Here, Stan, when's the next bus for home and how long do we have to wait?
272
00:23:13,570 --> 00:23:14,470
Two hours, Mum.
273
00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:15,310
Why?
274
00:23:15,710 --> 00:23:17,070
Well, it's Sunday service, isn't it?
275
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Oh.
276
00:23:17,650 --> 00:23:21,030
Well, I'm not waiting in this freezing cold depot two hours.
277
00:23:21,330 --> 00:23:22,830
All right, then, there's only one thing.
278
00:23:22,890 --> 00:23:24,010
We'll get back on the bus, then.
279
00:23:24,050 --> 00:23:24,610
Oh, Stan!
280
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:25,650
Get back on the bus.
281
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Oh, dear.
282
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Go on, then.
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I told you.
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