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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Max, where are you?

I'm here.

It's your mom.

I was trying to surprise you. I brought you a few things.

I will be here for a few hours.

Call me as soon as you can.

What am I going to do?

Who are you? Who are you?

I'm Max's roommate, and you are?

Max has a roommate?

Uh, yeah.

I didn't know Max had a sidekick.

Sidekick? I didn't even know Max had a girlfriend.

I mean, yeah, he just went camping with his girlfriend.

Oh, well, that makes sense.

Yeah. I mean, were you able to contact him?

No. Well, yeah, I texted him, but I'm just waiting for him, and he hasn't

responded yet.

Yeah, I mean, there's probably, like, no signal ever to him.

Oh, okay.

Can I first see?

Sure.

Well, I'm Lawson, by the way, but you can call me LJ.

Hi, LJ. So nice to meet you.

I'm Kaylani, Max's mother.

Max's mom?

Yes.

He never misses you.

Really? Really.

Well, I'm just here to surprise him.

Okay, well, sorry for barging in. I was about to use the shower, but mine's

broke.

But you can make yourself at home.

Make myself at home.

I pay all the bills here, so it's pretty much my second home.

Damn, that explains it. I mean...

I'm out here for a scholarship, and after all the bills and transportation

food, I'm wiped out.

Well, I can understand that. That's why I paid all massive bills.

What?

All the bills?

Yeah, didn't he tell you?

No, he never mentioned it, but I wish I had me a sugar mama.

You want a sugar mama?

I mean, yeah, I mean, why not?

Maybe you could be my sugar mama.

You want me to be your sugar mama?

I mean, you don't have to say it like that, but yeah, I would like that.

Well, hmm.

What would I get out of it if I was to do that and be your sugar mama?

I mean, you could get the whole package if you like.

The whole package?

The whole package.

What's the whole package?

Um... Maybe something like... This package?

This package?

Hmm... Well...

Maybe we can work something out.

I mean, we do have a little time to ourselves.

Maybe if I give you the right package, you can take care of me if I take care

you. Oh.

I take care of you?

Mm -hmm.

That might be able to work something out there.

It feels like a pretty...

Pretty big package.

Do you want to see the real thing?

I don't know. Do you think you can handle all of this?

I could definitely try, but I think I can't.

Well, how about you show me?

There's a lot to handle.

You're so sure you can handle it?

Maybe I need to see what you're working on.

Those tits are pretty big.

These are a lot to handle.

Max didn't tell me his mom had big titties.

There's a lot that Max doesn't tell you about me.

I'm still not sure if you're going to be able to handle me.

I'm ready to see the whole package.

Yeah, why don't you show me?

Wow.

Wow.

Are you going to be able to handle this package?

It's a pretty big package.

But, of course I can handle it.

I like the way you stroke it.

You like that?

two hands if you can.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Get more comfortable for you.

I'm going to take that off.

Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Oh,

yeah, just like that.

It's a big package for me.

Yeah, it's a big package.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God, look at that.

Oh my God.

oh yes

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

Ooh.

Thank you.

oh yes oh

yes

oh yes

You fucking look so good.

Yeah.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Come here, bitch.

Come here, dude.

No.

I don't know.

I do come through every month.

I'll be waiting till next time.

Me too.

I'm going to make sure you don't tell Max.

I promise.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.