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Oh, so excited.

Finally going out with my husband.

We haven't been out in a long time.

It's going to be so fun.

Hi, honey. How are you? I'm so excited for tonight.

Are you kidding me?

Not again.

This happened every time.

Oh my gosh, I'm so over it.

I'll just talk to you when you get home, I guess.

Bye.

I am so sick of this.

Hey, Nicky.

How are you?

Hey.

Yeah, I was already using my phone. How's it going?

Are you busy today?

Oh, great.

Why don't you come over?

Yeah, I mean, I guess I can come over. What's going on?

It's kind of complicated. I'll just tell you when you get here.

Just hurry and get here.

All right, sure. I'll be right there.

So excited to see you.

All right, I will talk to you later.

Bye.

I'm doing well. Wow, you look amazing.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Come here.

Okay.

Your bedroom?

I don't know.

That's cool, I guess.

Where's your husband? Where's Doug at? Oh, Doug, he's working again. We

had this dinner planned. I got all ready, dressed up, was all excited, put

this beautiful dress.

Yes. I'm so tired. I'm always canceling. I have to work.

Great dress.

Yeah, I don't know.

Doug is my best friend, and I probably shouldn't be in your bedroom

with him not here.

It's kind of strange.

It's kind of funny.

Strange?

What's strange about it?

I don't know.

What's strange about it?

Yeah, it's okay.

What's okay, exactly?

That you're in my bedroom.

But I just... I still can't know anything about this.

It's okay. He won't even be here for a couple hours.

Okay. It'll just be our little secret.

He doesn't have to know.

I'm sure this is alright.

And plus, we can just cancel on the anyway.

He's a gentleman, you know.

Right? He could have been here right now.

Thank you.

You're sure this is going to be okay?

I mean, Mac.

Okay.

What's this?

Oh, yeah.

You know.

That's what you're doing with Doug?

Oh

God,

that's a fucking great tongue.

Ever since your husband brought you around the Peru

Oh, yeah.

You like that?

I love it.

Oh, fuck, that was big.

Fucking dead.

I've always been wishing you the two of us.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

I feel so good.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

It's like a long time.

Oh my god.

I want you to write this for me today.

Oh, yes.

Oh yeah.

Well, I guess my husband's missing out.

He lost.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

I'm almost kind of happy now.

I'm so glad you came over.

Changed the night around.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Before he gets here.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. But, I mean, that was fun.

Well, that'll just be our little secret.

Yeah. Next time when he's gone.

Or stands me up, more or less.

I'll be sure to call you.

I can't wait till he can come back over.

My husband's missing out.