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You're still playing this game?

Of course I am. I know, that's ridiculous.

You need to go in and do the dishes or something. You can't sit here all day

playing this game. We have a machine for that. What is wrong with me? Uh -huh,

and you need to put the dishes in it.

Push the little on button.

That's what you... You seem to be good at it. And you're going to be him.

You're going to be my mail maid from now on. What comes to the house? I don't

know. Just because you guys moved into my house after your father and I got

married does not mean you get to be the spoiled dump child.

They never made me do any of that shit in my life. Not never. And I ain't

looking to start now. So you.

Oh. Oh.

Really? That's how you think this is going to roll, huh?

Is that what you think?

Man,

look, this is homework.

This is homework.

I'm going to get hired as a game tester.

Who told you that?

Hey, my game beat ratio is exceptionally high. I beat every game that I play in

at least like a week.

That's skill.

I'm just saying. Oh, is this why you're going to skip going to college for a

year? You're going to do homework on video games?

Fuck yeah. Why not kill two birds with one stone? I mean, sheesh.

Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

You need to set your goals higher is what you need to do.

I like to play video games. Wash a dish.

And they like to pay money.

Vacuum the floor. I think my goals are just fine.

Take a class.

I took classes. I graduated with what was expected of me. Now it's my time.

You're at high school. Now call me. It's me time.

Give me that. Give me that. Give me that. That's ridiculous.

That is absolutely... Call myself?

Huh? Calm myself?

Oh, so calm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Lord.

Holy shit.

What's wrong, huh?

Oh, maybe she came off now.

Huh?

You're not fighting fair.

I'm not fighting fair? Turn it off. You need to do some dishes. That's cheat

codes. Uh -huh.

You need to do some dishes.

Don't you?

Oh, man.

Don't you?

Do a dish or two.

Do a dish or two?

Earn your keep.

I think we can come up with a better way for me to earn my keep than... Really?

Such meaningless labor.

I see what I'm going to keep you around.

But I'm not going to keep you around.

Let's not be hasty now. If I don't get what I want.

I think we can come up with a compromise.

You think?

I think we got something going on.

wow oh damn

You forgot about the video game for 10 seconds, huh?

Yes. Yes!

Mm -hmm.

The video game's god. The video game god's talking to you, huh?

Yeah, you're right. Why should I creep when I can just do this? What are you

doing? Why should I creep when I can just do this?

You

like

it, don't you?

I told you I was going to get what I wanted.

Didn't I?

Holy shit.

hmm so like you like to play with joysticks too so what you giving me shit

after my chores are done i do

finding you playing video games.

So you get this, don't you?

What did you do?

Frustrate me on purpose?

I like video games.

Oh, shit.

You frustrate me so you can put me...

Mommy's ass after you perched on this couch all day long.