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Michael as I talk to you.

Oh, the thing.

We're going to do a little interview.

I'm going to roll the camera. Look at this guy.

Horny as can be, we have the formal introductions. We'll do ladies first.

is your name, sweetie?

Jocelyn. Oh, high five. One for one. And who's this dude to the left? Ethan

Hunt. Ethan Hunt. It's a pleasure.

You're joining the crew today. Say hello.

So what's up, sweetie?

How are you?

Peachy? Peachy, peachy keen, or just peachy? Just peachy keen. No peachy keen

today. Because I'm making you work on Labor Day. How much labor are you going

be doing for me today?

Oh, this isn't labor.

Labor of love. That's what we're doing today.

Labor of luck.

What is the craziest thing you've done lately?

Craziest thing I've done lately?

Are you just kidding me? Oh, my God. Today. Yeah, such a team. Today.

I'll tell you.

Lately.

Impressively.

Personal. Oh, my God. That would be a swing party.

Oh, yeah. Talk to me. What did you do at the swing party?

Well, the lights were off, and I know there was at least four people there.

Oh, you couldn't tell who was paying you? No. Well, that's even not even.

No, yeah.

Wow. Yeah.

It was the deprivation room. No lights. No light.

No lights whatsoever.

You could see silhouettes, but that was not it. Oh, that was the excitement of

not knowing who was inside.

Yeah, and I was kind of carried in there.

Wow.

Special fantasy that you've completed recently.

What was it?

Ah, special fantasy completed recently.

I'm sorry to be holding you back, my friend.

Good things come to those who wait. This is what they tell me.

Recently, recently.

Oh, fantasy.

That was pretty much the swing party.

I had never done anything where I didn't know who was in the room, you know,

been introduced, that type of thing.

You know, so that was pretty wild. I had never done that.

How about you ever do anything you never told anyone about but you can't believe

you did it?

I can't believe I did it. Yeah, but you didn't tell anyone.

Except for today.

What'd you do? Except for today.

What'd you do? Oh, I took two guys home that were best friends from a bar.

Random? Random.

Oh!

This is a fun one. What'd you do? You were like, you and you, come with me.

You didn't wear a panty? I told him to meet me over at a hotel. One got

the other one got the room. You met him that night?

Mm -hmm.

Where do we go to make people like you? At Chili's or something?

At Chili's, exactly.

TGI Friday's, baby.

Well, you can get a nice hot pepper waiting for you right down there.

I usually give the honor. That was the wildest thing. That is wild.

It was fun. It was fun. One was black, one was white, and they were best

friends. I thought, all right, there you have that. A little swirl going on

there.

Wow.

Any more interrogation questions I need to ask? Yeah, what else do you want to

know? Favorite part that you like on your body?

My butt.

May we?

Will you display this for us? Will you help her?

Because I don't think I have any.

Wow.

That's crazy.

You're up there with the Brazilian and black girl asses right there.

Ridiculous.

I don't want to waste the premium lube, but I do want to shine this up.

Do it, do it, do it. It turns a nice red one pink.

Wow, look at that sound. You get good acoustics on that.

You're going to go on tour with it?

I probably could.

I probably could.

You know, I'm just going to play a part where you guys do what you guys want to

do.

You look like he's already starting.

Exactly.

You

were

with the hairy girl.

You know what?

I don't know.

We are a rare breed.

Even Hunt is in your cunt.

He will be.

You weren't expecting an ass that bad, were you?

I've got little layers going.

Hey!

Now where was I?

Get that shot.

You see that?

That shit is crazy.

Mm -hmm.

Where are you going?

I'm back in many years of hairy pussy now.

Oh, shit.

Oh, you get a straight shot right in there.

Thank you.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

You did.

Oh, right there. You've got to go back down.

That's it.

Look back at me. Look at me.

Let me see you.

That's it.

Right there.

Oh,

look at this.

You've never done one before, huh?

Go ahead, try it.

No way.

I want to see it.

Thank you.

I see a squad on the squad.

How about just the back one?

There you go.

That's it.

Oh, look at you.

Just in.

Believe it, believe it, believe it.

That's that girl.

What? Enough sex for the rest of the year? Oh, for this weekend. For this

weekend. There you go.

Fun girl.

Fun girl.

Next time, gang bang.

All right.

For real?

I'm going to make some phone calls.

Wow.

So I'm thinking, this week you can use the bathroom and she's going to follow

you. You're going to follow me? We can.

We can.

We can.

The chicken with the red butt.

Do I have, do I have good hand prints?

That's when you know I have a good tummy.

By the shape of my ass.

I see a full moon over here.

See,

I look like I had fun.

You do that in your personal life, Rachel?

Mm -hmm. I don't know.

That means you're really real.

I figure if I'm not going to do it, or if I'm going to do it on camera, I'm

going to do it in real life, too.

Otherwise, it's shocking. You've got to enjoy it. You've got to enjoy it. You've

got to enjoy it.

You rub it in your breath?

No, it's water.

Yeah, it's water.

That was water.

Make sure I didn't miss anything with my hair.

Give us kisses.