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It didn't work.
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It didn't work.
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In the middle there...
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It's on amidst...
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The window didn't
explode right...
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and it is very difficult for me
to do everything in one shot.
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You know, I'm 47 years old...
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This isn't about adults...
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We're talking about a child,
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an environment...
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My client...
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is aware...
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of the responsibility
of raising a child.
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She leads a quiet,
peaceful life.
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On the other hand,
we have an actor here
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who's obviously disgruntled.
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Whose known past problems
I just mentioned
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are less than ambiguous.
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And whose entire
career experience
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is with films
whose values
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no responsible
aware parent
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would ever want to
expose their children to,
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including myself, Your Honor.
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Violence...
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that's all on film,
Your Honor.
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The legitimacy
of violence...
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How this actor
play death?
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Let me count
the ways.
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Mangled under the wheels
a truck...
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Strangulation...
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Fracturing the skull...
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Taking out
"the timber log"...
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They were low budgets. Every one
of my movies were having heart!
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Laceration...
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Crushed under
the wheels of a car...
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Death by strangulation...
Crushed ribs...
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I make money with this!
I feed them!
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- Please be seated, Mr.
- It's not about money!
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- Allez, one more! Again.
- Gauging out the eye...
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Kicks to the groin...
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Can I go to the
restroom, please?
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Crushed under the
wheels of a truck...
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Gauging out the eyes...
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Crushing the skull...
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Shit.
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- Take off! Immediately! Take off!
- Alright!
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Gloria, would you rather live
with your mommy
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or with your daddy?
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I don't wanna live with Dad.
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Why, Gloria?
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Every time my dad is on a TV Show,
my friends make fun of me.
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- But you love your daddy?
- Yes.
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But you rather stay
with your mom.
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I want them to stop
making fun of me.
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Thank you, Gloria.
You may be excused.
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I think it's November
10th or 15th.
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There's no special
requirements,
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you don't have to
do any training,
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You don't have to be in
any kind of good shape...
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They'll put you in
shape on the shoot.
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- The commission?
- Ahn?
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- What's your commission?
- Normal.
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No, no. The one I was...
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10%...
but I'll take 8.
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They'll kill my career,
those guys.
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You get good money, they send me
to Bulgaria, the fucking factory.
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They're making the movie for what?
A million dollars?...
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No, no!
You're exaggerating...
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With the 30% sales fee...
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You're exaggerating that.
This movie is huge in Asia!
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I know,
6 million dollars!
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Foreign, 30%: 1.8
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producing fee:
1.25 million... OK?
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Why do you do this shit to yourself?
That's my job...
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I get paid 4 million dollars,
how much is left for the picture?
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Come on, man! That is my job.
Let me worry about that.
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I would take less money
and put me in a fucking studio!
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If they get me for free,
one movie only, for free, "Van Damme".
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It's worth at least
6 in Europe!
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They pay me scale,
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at least I would be in a big movie
and would give me the chance...
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And you have those
contacts with the studio!
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What's going on here?
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Wait a minute, you're not
seeing the big picture...
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No, the big picture,
you're selling packages!
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Yeah, but some there's
a director involved,
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and there's a cinematographer
involved, what's the matter?
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Jeff, how many years you've known me?
20 years?...
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Once in your life,
put me in a studio!
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Are you bullshitting
me or what?
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I mean, I've never done bad by you!
I've always done the right thing by you!
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And that's no bullshit.
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Look... You're an international
fucking movie star!
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Name me another
international movie star.
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You work all the time,
you're well protected...
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I lost my daughter.
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You're gonna get over that.
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Remember Shakespeare:
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"The time and the hours
through the longest day...
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...everything passes "
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You've gotta believe me
here, man, life goes on.
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Especially in this town...
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Stop it.
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Stop it.
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You want to
smoke a joint?
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00:30:09,853 --> 00:30:12,012
Jean-Claude, come on,
it was a joke!
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Look, can't you take a joke?
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Don't forget: you start
shooting on November 10th.
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I love you, baby!
Keep that mojo working!
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...the check
you made bounced.
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- What do you mean?
- You know exactly what I mean.
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It's impossible!
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If I don't get the money by noon,
I have to drop the case.
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OK, don't drop
the case.
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I promise you,
I'll get the money. OK? Thank you.
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- You've been told...
- Yes, at noon. OK, fine.
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Speak.
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Hey, Jeff, how are you?
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Hey, dog!
What's up, dog?
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Good, good, good...
Not so good.
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I need some money.
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Listen,
can I advance, er...
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Can the producers
advance me some money?
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Listening Jean-Claude,
I was gonna call you...
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...right after your
vacation was over.
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They took
someone else.
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Who?
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00:54:04,912 --> 00:54:05,991
Steven...
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00:54:06,163 --> 00:54:07,705
Steven?
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He promised to cut
his ponytail.
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It hurts,
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I know.
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00:54:14,714 --> 00:54:17,501
OK, OK, can you... Can I borrow
some money from you?
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00:54:19,385 --> 00:54:21,342
Hello!
Crank it up...
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00:54:23,806 --> 00:54:26,131
Hey, man! You're breaking
up here, I'm losing you.
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00:54:26,892 --> 00:54:28,850
You must be in a
tunnel or something!
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00:54:29,103 --> 00:54:31,224
Cut the bullshit!
Come on the phone!
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All right.
Yeah, yeah.
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00:54:34,650 --> 00:54:35,729
What's next?
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No Limit Injury.
It's about a Viet vet...
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00:54:39,196 --> 00:54:40,607
We've done this
movie 6 months ago.
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We did?
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00:54:42,408 --> 00:54:43,321
What's next?
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00:54:43,534 --> 00:54:47,781
No Limit Injury 2!
It's about a Gulf War vet.
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who fights to pay
for his son education.
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- Is it good?
- I don't know.
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00:54:56,130 --> 00:54:58,206
- Did you read it?
- I don't know.
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00:55:04,305 --> 00:55:09,097
Call the producers... and...
tell them I need some upfront.
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00:55:09,564 --> 00:55:12,833
- Hey, man, I can't do that!
- Just fucking do it, Jeff!
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01:19:19,926 --> 01:19:23,710
We represented Mr. Van Damme
for over fifteen years,
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which is a lot of time, a lot of
business, a lot of friendship, so...
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01:19:27,725 --> 01:19:29,723
It is with the
greatest regret that
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I had to prepare the
statement with my colleagues
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"Because of Mr. Van Damme's behavior
and for ethical purposes,
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my firm and myself hereby,
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immediately cease to represent
Jean Claude Van Damme."
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The results are in.
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01:29:30,994 --> 01:29:34,577
Jean-Claude Van Damme has been convicted
for 3 years. One year jail time
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two years probation...
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