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I'm going to ask you one last time.

Where's the money?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I think that you're lying, Lindsay.

So what are you going to do about it?

Disappointed in you.

I thought that you were better than this.

You're just like any other villain, aren't you?

Just like... husband, just like the rest of your family.

Any other questions, Sergeant?

Linz, you alright?

Yeah, yeah, of course I am.

Are you missing Mac?

Yeah.

It's the fifth time this month. What the hell's going on?

How should I know, Dad?

Half my visiting hours for the week wasted waiting for my bloody lawyer to

up. Well, did you call? Of course I called. The bastard isn't picking up.

He's meant to be handling my appeal thing.

Wilson's probably done a runner.

Why do you know he's done a runner?

Well, I don't know.

Maybe all the gambling and expensive tie -up has finally caught up with him. We

never let that get in the way before.

I know. That's why I like the guy.

Not stuck up like the rest of them. Maybe it was the money laundering.

I'm beginning to think I should have picked a different lawyer.

Look, Dad, I'll sort it out, OK? Yeah, all right, son. See you. Oh, God.

I don't want to be late.

Quickly. Not until we talk about the fact that you're carrying my baby.

got no money and no prospects.

Your part in this baby's life is over.

Hello, girls.

Fuck off and die, Quentin.

You shouldn't have pissed her off, love.

Ah, she'll come round.

You stole our money.

Lindsay knows how to hold a grudge. Ah, come on, Linz. You got your money back,

didn't you?

Anyway, I never stole it. Chrissie gave it to me. She lent it to you. You then

stole it. You got it back, didn't you?

Sergeant, what do you want?

Morning, Chrissie. All right, officers.

How can I like be of... Oi!

Oi, no!

Harold, you're next.

Fascist.

You are an all.

I'm right behind you, Chrissie.

Hi. Hi. Was that really necessary?

Yeah, but she didn't need to bite me. You didn't have to arrest her.

I would let her go as soon as we get down to station.

You all right?

I just haven't, you know, seen you around for a while.

Been busy?

Yes, have I? Yeah.

Yeah, I can tell. You look tired.

Well, you know, Justice never sleeps.

It's a pretty stupid thing to say. No, I mean, I just haven't had a lot of sleep

lately.

Yeah, I think you should probably get back to work.

Oh, yeah.

What do you want?

Oh, nice to see you, Vin. Nice to see you too, Taylor. Stop talking to

and tell me what you want. Why can't I give you these?

Dad's always done a runner.

Why? I don't know, but with the appeal coming up... No, I'm not doing it.

Me and Dad, it's complicated enough without.

We'll find somebody who can.

He's our dad, yeah?

Vin's got Taylor looking for a new lawyer. Says he's going to personally

sure your dad's appeal goes ahead next month.

When did he get so responsible?

Vin's usually responsible, Mum.

Really, you think?

Yeah. When something bad or illegal happens, Vin's usually responsible.

In my day, appeals weren't the done thing.

Time off for good behaviour, that was the ticket.

If they wanted out of prison early, they got down on their knees and fellated

the guards.

Weren't you let out early?

Have you just woken up?

It's one in the afternoon.

Oh. So, isn't it a bit late to be getting out of bed?

Did you do anything interesting last night, Kate?

Every bloody day.

Why are the headlines always about him?

That's not true. What about the night your tits fell out your top?

Yeah, yeah.

God! I'll be there, all right.

Him or his missus? Her missus.

I don't think your cat had to be a double agent, Kate.

You don't need one agent to be a model, stupid.

QED? Not into them in any good.

This could go on all day.

You've got rights, dude, as the dad.

You've got to stand up. I'm sick of being broke, man.

That's why Mr. Pong won't have anything to do with me.

So, stand up to your mum, dude.

Say goodbye to all this law -abiding shit.

We could both use the money, bro.

Yeah.

Yeah, something nice and easy that mum won't find out about.

Awesome! The three musketeers are back together.

Two. Huh? Two musketeers. There's two of us.

But then the three musketeers... Hey, love.

Daisy.

Thanks for coming.

I am so tired, Sam.

You wanted me to make Grant a public laughingstock. Well, I've done it. I

know if you think he's got a flash in his thicket to talk about.

Celebrities avoid.

Wait. You should get me on.

Poverty you've been generating, absolutely.

Keep up the good work, sweetie.

Oh, I'd stay if I were you.

Work on those glutes of yours.

Hello, Rachel.

Hi.

It's good to talk to you.

I heard they

weren't filing charges.

Against me?

Do you want to get a drink?

I'm fine.

Do you think I said I'm fine?

Who are we taking it to?

Lenny. Should get a couple of grand for my baby.

Nice, man.

What are you doing? I'm just taking a look, bro.

Sometimes you get some interesting...

What's with him?

You tell me.

Too much time with just their right hand for company.

Word is, you informed on Quentin Carroll.

Don't be stupid.

That's what people are saying.

No way, chief.

You don't believe this shit, do you?

Guy screwed you over on that underwear deal.

Tried to steal your money.

That doesn't mean I grabbed him up.

Apparently, he was seen chatting to Sergeant Bain like old mates.

Right, because that's how I inform on people, in full view, just so they know

it's me.

Come on, Matt, you know I wouldn't do this.

No.

So you believe the word of a bunch of criminals over your own wife.

We used to be a bunch of criminals. I've changed.

So you have.

I shouldn't have come.

You ever heard of loyalty, Sergeant Payne?

Oh, so someone was with you then?

You're so sure. Where's your proof?

Are you protecting?

Hey.

Hello. I thought we'd get started on the phones today. Do you think I brought up

your boyfriend just to get revenge?

Is that why you were so rude to me at the police station last night? Look, I

upset. I've been arrested and at the time I didn't know what to think.

Come on, let's just make some knickers. I can't believe you even considered it.

Lindsay, I thought about it overnight. I know there's no way you'd ever do that.

I've got to understand how anyone could believe I'm a grass.

I don't know, maybe because you and Bane are always chatting.

That's because he's usually trying to arrest me.

You always seem kind of friendly.

He's a cock, Chrissie.

It's what people are saying.

I'm on your side, babe. I know you hate him as much as I do.

We're mates.

And mates don't gossip about each other.

Yeah, you're right.

Sorry.

We can't hear a third time.

Two hundred grand.

So...

Where'd I reach?

Oh, my friend.

Where'd I... Fuck you, Rich! There is a God!

And he just gave me a white screen TV! And surround sound!

A new car!

And all the nappies are combined!

Two hundred grand.

Right, sir.

3 .15, two men entered Dick Tiny's betting shop. Both alarms were cleared

say. Eyewitnesses say the robbers were both male and big.

Proper big.

Very helpful, Harrison. We also have the make and model of the getaway car and a

parcel plane.

Thanks, then.

Ed? All right?

Listen, the betting slip.

Found at the crime scene.

Tell me about it.

What's that got to do with my appeal?

Dad, you've been pulling jobs a long time now.

Leaving evidence behind at a crime scene is a rookie mistake. The kind of

mistake... Shut it!

Thought you were here about my new lawyer.

I am.

Now, listen, sir, you're going to take the case, are you?

Oh, Jess.

Never been good enough for you, have I?

Maybe if I was a carbon copy of you, like Vin... And you'd be qualified,

Three months?

Do me a favour.

I'm going to win this appeal, Dad.

Myself.

Maybe then you'll realise you've got two sons.

Evening, George.

Last gin tea, please. It's been a weird day.

Come off it, you're serious.

I didn't do it, all right? I'm not a fucking graph.

What?

I can't do it anymore.

He can't even get it up nowadays.

Casey, I'm half asleep. He just wants to talk about how shit his life is.

Yeah, he's in love with me, but his life is shit.

I don't get it.

I can't, but... Sandy's got me on celebrities ahoy.

Well, that means that I'm going to be a celebrity.

And they're going to take you to a tropical island and record your every

movement. Hurrah.

But what it also means is that I do not need grunt anymore.

You'll get the life out of me.

Mac wanted me to keep an eye on you. I'm fine. Just in case. I'm in no danger,

Donny. That way someone will let you tie us down outside.

I think I better stick very close for the time being.

A

yacht!

You reckon?

A big white yacht with that crewman to drive it all and some big titty ladies

keep me company.

And I could get one too.

We could cruise along.

By our own little island. Sweet.

And the big titty ladies can come too, right?

No. No, this isn't why we did it.

I've got to look after my kid.

I'm going to take care of Mrs. Hong and take care of my baby, Rizzo.

Cool. Yeah.

Then we get a yacht, right?

Cool.

Do you think the car's okay, dude?

Yeah, it'll be fine.

Bloody hell.

Wankers. Fucking wankers.

Very stupid wankers.

Hello?

Ah, ha.

Angel boobs.

I'm thinking dinner. I'm thinking alcohol.

Maybe another club.

No.

Okay, then. Anything you want. You name it.

Don't think.

You do what you want.

I'll do what I want.

Yeah.

That's what I want.

Right.

Well, there's that art gallery thing tonight. You just don't get it, do you?

I don't want to go anywhere with you. Not now. Not ever.

You're dumping me.

I'm trying to be nice about it, but you're not making it easy.

Why? Well, I don't know why. You're just not.

No, I mean, why are you dumping me?

Loads of reasons, Grant.

But I'll boil it down to one and keep it simple for you.

You're a dick, and you've served your purpose.

Oh, wait.

There was two reasons.

They're still pretty simple.

Bye!

So are we going to read about you tomorrow, then?

Me and your mum would really rather not read about your exports in tomorrow's

paper cases.

No, Mum.

No pictures of you half -naked outside a nightclub? Me and your mum don't want

to see pictures of you half -naked outside a nightclub. Donny, I think it's

about time you went off and made your own family.

Mum, it's not like I'm like Paris Hilton. Tell me you didn't make a video.

And if you did, tell me at least it was better quality.

Could not. Thank God. The battery ran out.

Don't tire me.

He looks just like my cousin Frank.

It's a gnome, Norman.

Got all messed up. Mum, what's going on? It's all right.

I need to sit down.

Vin, people are after Mum.

They reckon she's grasped on Quentin.

Right. From now on, Mum has a constant bodyguard.

She doesn't leave this house alone.

Ridiculous. Do you want to stick your head up your arse?

Sorry, Mum.

But there are people out there, serious fucking criminals.

Maybe you've forgotten, but if they think you've grassed one of them up,

should take this seriously.

Serious criminals don't throw garden gnomes. Oh, look at the note.

Mum, why can't you just listen to me for a change?

I love you and I want to look after you. Why can't you just do what I say?

OK, Vin.

Fine.

Who are you and what have you done with my brother?

It's me, Vin.

There he is.

These kind of people are seriously stupid.

Logic doesn't really apply.

What if Vin's right?

I know, I know.

What kind of twisted world would we live in where Vin is right?

But it can't hurt to be safe.

No, I know.

It's just that right now I feel like the same person in the asylum.

Welcome to the last 15 years of my life.

So what are we going to do, man?

Smash them over the head with that lung.

No, the money.

We don't know who took it, do we?

Well, we should find them and, like, get it back.

Still got a car. We can still sell that.

All that cash, man.

I know.

Good thing I got some stashed.

Kept it in my boxes, didn't it?

Five grand.

That's like two and a half feet.

Where's our... You genius.

You... Hang on. Were you planning on stealing this?

Yeah, I thought I'd skim some off the top.

I can't leave you empty -handed, bro.

That's amazing.

Well, I love you, bro.

I love you too, man.

You two are so gay.

We know you did it, mate.

If you knew, if you had evidence, you would still be talking to me.

Good job.

It was with you.

Come on, mate, we know you didn't do the job on your own.

So who helped you?

Was it... was it Vin?

Vin?

Are you betting, man?

Why? Drinks are pointless.

No, it's just that we found an unclaimed betting slip at the scene with your

fingerprints all over it, so... Yeah, so...

You know, you tell me what happened to you, and maybe you can help yourself.

I want to see Wilson.

I want my lawyer!

All right, it's fixed, Lindsay.

Thanks, Norman.

Lift it up, Liana.

That's it.

A little bit higher, darling. You know, I'm taking this bodyguard stuff

seriously. Men.

The idea of bashing someone on the head and they get all excited.

Hey, Mrs B, violence is the last resort.

So if someone were to burst through that door right now to take me out, what

would your first move be, rather?

Reason with them. Now, would you do that?

Hit them over the head with a cricket bat.

Not exactly the last resort, then, is it? Mum, we've got to look after you. I

know, it's sweet, but you really don't need... What?

Mum. We can't let you do that.

What do you want?

Work with your mother.

OK.

In private.

Why is it always you?

I need information coming in about the car, so I get the call.

So you're some kind of expert on my family now, are you? Yeah, you know,

something like that.

OK, what we done this time?

Well, Vin just pulled off an armed robbery and got away with 200 grand.

No. No way.

Yeah, well, eyewitnesses got the number plate off the getaway car and that car,

Lindsay, is parked just around the corner.

What's that got to do with Vin?

Lindsay, people round here know Vin.

They notice he starts driving a different car, and someone called the

So he nicked a car.

But armed robbery?

No way, he'd never do that. And I'm supposed to watch her stand here and,

know, take your... Ed, I swear, he's got nothing to do with this.

Can you really imagine Vin pulling off an armed robbery without cocking it up?

Right, this is what we do. Right, you tell him.

to get rid of the car and check it before he does. And if there happens to

like, 200 large floating around on the inside of the car, right, you make sure

it gets round to the station double time.

You are... You are so fucking lucky that I got that tip off.

Harrison is as keen as hell to close this case and make a name for himself.

Thank you.

What was that for? That was for stealing a car. This was for stealing a car that

was used in an armed robbery.

Armed robbery?

Shit. You're just bloody lucky that Sergeant Bain gave me the heads up. Why

isn't he arresting me? Because he's a decent guy.

Why would the police want to suppress evidence?

Not the police, Rosa. Just Bain. He's trying to help our family.

Now, was there any money in the car?

No.

Oh, Christ, there was.

What have you done with it?

We lost it.

It's true.

Someone stole it back right out of the boot.

You left £200 ,000 at the back of a stolen car.

We only went for one drink.

You've just thrown everything I've tried to do for this family back in my face.

Now you get rid of that car and then get out of my fucking sight.

Mum, it was just a car.

Oh, shit.

Sir. I heard you might have a lead on the robbery.

Yeah, maybe.

The duty desk said there was a call about a car.

Some anonymous tip -off? It's just one of anonymous tip -offs, actually. A

romantic one.

Well, we're a team.

Listen, Harrison, I mean, you, without doubt, are one of the greatest brains in

this department now.

I'm quite happy to pound the streets, do the grunt work, but I need you here.

I need you pulling it all together. I need you thinking that. Can you do that

for me, Harrison? Can you do that for me? Yes, sir.

Good night.

Hank.

You sure you don't mind getting rid of the car? Dude, no problem.

A man's got to follow his heart.

And his dick.

And when the two are walking in the same direction, that is love, my friend.

Sheesh.

Hey, Mr. Kong.

Thanks for seeing me.

Mr. Kong, you're having my baby.

And I need to be a good dad.

Which is why...

Will you marry me? I know you're already married, but you can get rid of him.

I've got money now and I can look after you and the baby.

That ring cost two grand.

That proves it, right?

Stop crust or cheese, please.

It's really necessary.

It's your own protection.

I don't know these people.

These chaps, there's a piercing on his jumpsuit. That's a hell of a thing.

We've got you covered, Linz. It stinks in here, Mum.

Many men but only one shower. It's the way it thinks me out.

Trust me, it's safer this way.

Um, where are you going?

Bedroom. Difficult for a lass down here.

I was thinking maybe you need someone in there with you, guard the window kind

of thing. Nice try, Donny. Nice to go, eh?

Oh, yes, Donny, I wouldn't be so sure she's innocent.

What are you on about?

Well, apparently the cops are coming round giving a siffle. Leave her alone.

But if it's true that the cops keep coming round, then maybe it's true that

she's a gruff.

Is this the end of gruff? No, I'm only saying.

No smoke without fire.

Don't you speak about her like that. Oh, sh... Take off now, you're such a

moron.

Who is it?

Police. Open up.

You were just passing a what?

No, it's actually good police work.

Right.

No, I was sitting outside your house and I saw you drive off.

Why, are you stalking me now?

No, no, just looking out for you.

You know, grassing villains up, Lindsay, doesn't play particularly well.

I didn't grasp anyone. I know, I know.

Sergeant Bain, you can thank your officers for their kind concern over my

welfare, but I'm fine, really.

It's not them.

It's me.

You know, it's all right to be scared, Lindsay.

I know I would be.

Back at the house, even some of the guys who were meant to be protecting me

think I'm guilty.

So you needed to get out?

People keep saying I should be scared and I'm starting to believe them.

Well, I'll be right outside.

Keeping an eye out.

Do you want a drink or are you on duty?

Yeah, I'd love one.

The door was open, sorry.

Get in, boys!

Get off!

Get off!

I know it!

It's her mum, Donny!

Right, um... Hello.

Sorry about that.

What are you two in here?

I came round to say sorry. These people started beating me up.

Right. It was for someone else. I'm sorry.

It's all right, boys. I went to the garden room the other night.

I should never have thrown it.

Wait.

That was you?

Who else would it be? Oh, Christ, you idiot!

You dumped me. I didn't really know... Excuse me.

This is a private conversation.

You were on Celebrity Ice Sculpture, weren't you?

Yes, as a matter of fact, I was.

You were terrible.

What? Who is that guy?

Do you want to tell me?

Yes,

the room was a mistake.

The whole bitch thing was a bit...

off as well.

Gwen's upset, see, I... I love you.

The only person you love on this planet is you, Gwen.

So get over it and leave me alone.

Bother me once more and I'll set that lot on you.

Again.

Guys, mum's gone missing.

Do you reckon she's been kidnapped?

It feels really weird staying in a hotel on my own.

Why? You've never done it before?

I was always with Matt, wasn't I?

Of course, he usually ended up nicking stuff.

First night of our honeymoon, I woke up in the middle of the night and found him

parking a TV out the window.

He told the management that we'd been robbed and they ended up giving us an

upgrade.

Must be kind of hard.

Matt always made it look so exciting, you know.

He was always banging on about how he never hurt anyone and he was just doing

his best for his family.

We used to laugh at all the dickheads who let themselves get bunged up by the

law, people who paid their parking tickets and their taxes.

Did you used to laugh at people like me?

Cops are the worst. Matt couldn't stand them.

I believe that bad people should be punished.

Good people should be looked after.

Protected.

If your husband wants to laugh at that, you let him.

Mum, are you okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Guys, guys, maybe we can get those drug

dogs so they track you with smell, eh? Guys, you can call up the heroic. She

hasn't been kidnapped.

Probably just by my bat, innit?

I just needed to get out. It was just too bloody noisy.

Mum, it turns out Casey's crazy boyfriend... Well, I say boy, he's a

really, but man -friend just sounds a bit weird.

Anyway, he's the one who threw the gnome.

Maybe people aren't out to get you.

Well, that's good to hear.

So you can come back now, right?

Yeah, of course, love.

I'll see you soon.

Bye.

All right.

Kids are worried about me.

get you home then.

Hi, sweetie.

What are you doing here? I just wanted to let you know there's been a change of

plan with the TV show.

Slepties Ahoy?

Uh -huh.

Well, Grant's still going to be captaining the boys, but you're no

captaining the girls.

I am.

You? Mm -hmm.

I don't understand.

Oh, Grant and I are back together.

Producers couldn't resist.

Oh, and if I were you, I wouldn't get too hung up on that whole modelling

I've talked to every agent in town and discouraged them from taking your calls.

Why?

I can't have the slut who tried to steal my husband all over the glossies now,

can I?

I didn't try and steal your husband, Sandy.

Throw him at me.

Yes, and you threw him back in just the way I wanted.

For crushing his spirit and making him the good little husband I wanted.

You're much cheaper than a divorce lawyer.

Actually, you're just cheap.

So you ruined my career to help yours?

Just like you did to Grant.

Calmer, eh?

Sandy?

She didn't wipe the sweat off her machine.

Good news.

Make sure it's done. What? Serial numbers got flagged late yesterday

Our bank robber's spent a couple of grand in the jewellers, got himself all

the CCTV.

From the description, he's average height, dark hair, good looking,

the manager.

Money. What?

He spent the money. It's pretty stupid.

Well, apparently this guy was buying an engagement ring.

Yes, hey. No, not yet, but when the jewellers open, I'll pop over.

Won't be long before this guy's mugshot is all over the newspapers.

Sergeant.

Hello, Tony. What can I do for you?

I need a word.

I'm private.

No.

This is for you.

So what's the difference?

Why is this one of your little jokes?

I've been looking into my dad's appeal.

These are crime scene photos taken four hours apart.

Here, check out the floor.

Blank, right?

Then, four hours later, a betting slip.

My dad's fingerprints all magically appear, sending him to prison.

Maybe you dropped it.

My dad doesn't just drop things.

Especially not hours after the crime's been committed.

What do you expect me to say?

If my dad had a half -decent lawyer in the first place, they would have

supported this.

You threatened my dad, Sergeant.

And I want you to look me in the eye and tell me I'm wrong.

Sorry, Taylor, I can't do that.

You corrupt fucking... Don't be so fucking naive.

How did you do it?

How did you get a bait and sloops?

You don't want to know.

My dad's going to walk free and you're going to take his cell. How does that

feel? And you want your twin brother there to join me, do you?

What?

Are you heavens looking at ten years from robbery?

On robbery, my brother would never... He's already spent some of the cash.

In fact, there's security tape showing him spending it. So if I was you, I'd,

uh, you know... Just sit down.

What are you saying?

I can't say that you know you're an intelligent guy.

And we both know your father did this.

But you fabricated evidence.

I'm going to say this once very simply.

Take care of those photographs and I guarantee you I'll look after that

footage.

Keep my dad in prison.

And keep your twin brother out of it.

Do it.

Dad, I did the crime, Taylor.

I'm guilty.

Yeah, but you could be out of here free.

My four years against my son's ten.

I'm surprised you even had to ask.

I almost did it.

I almost got you out of here, Dad.

I know you didn't.

Proud of you.

Now, no need to tell your mum.

She don't need to stress. Yeah, but she should know what you're doing for Vin.

Comes a time when you've got to stand up for your family.

What, like with Grandpa?

He was your accomplice, wasn't he?

On the job.

That's why you fled guilty.

My point is two things, though.

He wouldn't have lasted five minutes inside, not at his age.

Only one of us needed to do the time.

Yeah, but you don't need to be doing the time either, Dad.

What about Finn?

You should be at home looking after the family. I am looking after my family, a

lot better by staying.

Go on, call back.

Make the deal.

Yeah, all right, tell her.

You have my word.

It's me.

You'd better watch your back.

Why? Taylor knows I set Mac up, and you don't want him knowing how I got those

betting slips in the first place. Shit.

Shit, shit.

Now, the reason... The reason why I called is I want you to do something for

No. No way. I'm done. I don't think so, Donny. Because I actually forget who

grasped Quentin up in the first place and let Lindsay take the rap for it.

Shit.

What do you want?

Right.

This is Jewellery Shop.

He's got some CCTV footage that could put someone away for an extremely long

time.

That's not important. Now, what is important is the shop opens in half an

My deputy's going to be there.

Now, I don't care how you do this, but when Harrison gets there, I want you to

make sure there's nothing there for him to collect.

All right?

Reach the Carters. Please leave a message after the beep.

Lindsay, it's Mac.

You there?

I'm feeling bad about how we left things.

Or how you left things, anyway.

It's just, I don't know who you are anymore, Lindsay.

You're turning into one of them and I don't like it. I don't like what you're

doing to our kids.

What you're doing to our family.

You can't tell me that's not true.

The kids don't want you trying to change their lives, Lindsay.

This mission of yours... Look, you're on your own.

At the end of the day, family's got to stick together.

That's what we've always done.

You say you want to do better, turn over the new leaf, but it doesn't work that

way.

You and me are going to stand a chance, Lindsay.

You're going to have to see things my way.

Hey.

Did you get any sleep in that car?

I popped back to the station.

Goal of five minutes.

Come in.

Do you want a tea or coffee?

You know what? I'd actually like something a lot stronger.

Yeah, well, it's been a long night.

OK.

The reason why I came round was just to let you know you don't need to worry

about, you know, people spreading rumours about you anymore.

Quentin Carroll got picked up, started squealing on everyone he knows, trying

get himself a reduced sentence.

So, you know, that won't take long for it to get round.

With a little help from you?

Yeah.

Excuse me, I've got to take this.

Yeah, it's your bank.

Oh, yeah, that's good to know.

See you.

Do you ever get tired?

Tired of?

Of always doing the right thing.

Yeah, I'll get fucking shattered. No, no, Ed, I'm being serious.

You know, since Mac went inside and I tried to keep my family out of trouble,

never realised how bloody difficult it would be.

I never thought I'd end up needing a 24 -hour bodyguard, and I certainly never

thought that you'd become my guardian angel.

Maybe you're not like the rest of your family.

You're different.

You know, you, Lindsay Carter, are a good person.

Am I?

Amazing mistake.