All language subtitles for Honest s01e04

Hey, Lenny.

Lindsay Carter, we meet again.

You're doing that bad James Bond
impression again. Do you know what? I

work here. There's a lot of bad guys.
They're always saying, we meet again.

But you know, like Bond always knew...
My car.

I'm kind of in a hurry.

Oh, yeah, OK.

What's wrong with it?

If I knew that, I'd fix it myself,
wouldn't I?

What a morning.

Lovely.

Cool, huh?

And you sure you like it?

Absolutely, I love it.

What is it, dear?

Happy birthday, Mum.

You should have waited till tonight.

No, I'm out.

Oh, I thought... I don't know if you
said anything. Maybe there was a

party.

Dad normally did all your birthday
stuff.

Sorry, Mum.

It's fine.

Anyway, I'd better go. I don't want to
be late.

The service has come of the earth.

Not again, Liana.

It's true.

Insurance companies use people like Dad
to raise premiums and make exorbitant

profits. It's a job, sweetie. I need a
job.

Your engine's bollocksed.

You're insured, right? I couldn't afford
the payments the last few months.

Okay, no sweat.

Get yourself insured.

Nothing fancy. One week later, I'll talk
to the issue and put in a claim. I know

the routine, Lenny, but not this time. I
just want it fixed.

What? You mean legally?

Yeah. With legal parts, too. No
insurance fraud, no arson. Yeah, but

to cost you 50 times as much. I don't
understand.

I don't expect you to understand, Lenny.

I expect you to die!

Sorry.

Why are you putting that disgusting
thing up? To punish Vim with a reminder

those stupidity. What are we going to do
about Mum's birthday?

I hate birthdays.

In general, or just Mum's? They remind
me I'm getting old.

19. Naomi Campbell had her first cover
when she was 16, Leanna.

What? The clock is ticking.

Shut up.

No, the clock is ticking. It actually
works.

Oh.

Now you can watch the hours and minutes
drain away from your youthful life.

She's not a happy bunny.

Hi, Grandpa.

Bowls again.

You hate bowls.

Margaret's a big fan.

Anything to make him happy.

You and Margaret have seen a lot of each
other.

Soon we'll be seeing a lot more.
Grandpa!

No. I mean, she's asked me to move in
with him.

Ah, my cherry is awake.

Come on, my love.

Sorry, my car broke down.

Oh, no.

Come in.

Do you have a replacement?

My Porsche's in the garage.

Now, I mean, you'll need something to
drive while it's being fixed.

A loan car.

We'll take care of that.

Really? Of course.

When you work for Drooling's Insurance,
you're part of the family.

Thanks very much, Jenny.

Um... Last night, I recognised a name on
a claim form.

Oh, it feels a small place in this job.
You're bound to come across people you

know now and then.

Was the claim fraudulent?

I didn't get part of the name on the
front.

Be professional.

Assess it on its merits. Unless you want
me to take a look.

No, I'll be fine.

Oh, happy birthday, by the way.

Thanks very much.

Lindsay!

Hello, Lindsay.

Yeah! Oh, how are you? I'm very well.
It's good to see you.

Little Vino.

Oh, yeah, lovely. Thanks.

You must be really, really desperate for
Quentin to get out of prison.

Oh, I've been waiting on Quentin. I
could wear a bin bag as long as he got

see my kids.

But this is a new business, eh? Cheers.

Cheers. Yeah, it's a whole new concept,
Lindsay.

Handmade Italian silk, real sex wear for
real women with curves and tits. Good

for you.

Well, you stick with what you know,
don't you? And seen as I've only ever

in a clothes shop and a pole dancing
club.

Do you want to buy some?

No, no use for it. Oh, yeah, of course.

It's not easy when your man's away.

Which is why I'm also moving into the
sex toy market.

Look, Chrissie, I'm afraid this isn't a
social visit.

I'm here.

Because of this.

Where did you get this?

I work at Bruleyn's.

Oh.

You're lucky it was me that found it, or
you'd have the cops all over you. It's

the worst fake claim I've ever seen.

I've needed some cash to get the
business going.

Can't you just, you know... No.

I like my job. I know it sounds boring
and silly, but they're really nice

and they welcome me in.

It's not the way to do it, yeah?

Here.

On the out.

Happy birthday.

Feel the burn, girls.

Stretch that calf.

Hello. Hey, sweetheart, it's me. As
always.

How's my favourite girl?

Oh, she's out.

You. You, you dovetail.

Oh, yeah, I'm all right.

I'm getting totally bored of cooking for
myself, though, Dad.

Mum's always out with her new mates.

Out again, eh?

Well, you tell her I called to wish her
happy birthday.

OK. Bye.

LAUGHTER My bloody car died

on me. But I should be heading back
anyway. Oh, no!

All right, all right, one more, but I'm
buying.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hang on, hang on, hang on with this,
yeah?

Hey!

Good evening, Sergeant.

Hi, Lizzie.

Harrison has just completed his
mandatory psychological counselling, so

here celebrating his return to the
force.

So he's no longer a pervert, then?

All your money back.

Oh, table.

So, this is what you've been up to the
last few weeks. What do you mean?

Well, you know, you and your family
being very quiet.

Crime stats for the area are dropping by
the day. Glad to hear it.

Can't last, though, can it? Who says?

Well, I do.

A tenner says that the Carter family
name crops up in an investigation within

the week.

Sergeant, you know that I don't gamble
for tape that pitifully low. Try 200

quid.

You're all right, you're on.

George, a bottle of champagne and some
glasses for the girls.

Stick it on my car.

Happy birthday, Lindsay.

And there's me thinking you'd forgotten.

Never. It's hideous.

What have I missed?

Some crazy client decided to send some
photographs of this thing that was

stolen.

Irreplaceable, apparently.

Irreplaceable. Well, presumably they
made one and thought the world was

Hello, Jenny.

Here. Your hire car.

Oh, well, thank you.

Morning, Jana.

Hi. Hi.

Gucci. Nice.

Hard work, has it, Roar?

Wow. Look at thee.

You never throw away a collection like
this, Liana. These are hard to come by.

Precision tools to help me through any
lock or safe that challenge me.

What's this one for?

That's for hitting people in the head if
they disturb me.

Nice.

Grandpa, you can't live in a Margaret.

Oh, my darling, you can come and visit.
Have you thought about Grandma?

The woman that you swore on her deathbed
would be the only woman in your life.

Critically speaking, that's still the
case.

Since Margaret used to have a... And
quite an amazing one, too.

You need someone who's going to look
after you. Who's going to make sure that

you're OK.

He will look after me, love.

I promise you.

Now, off to school or else.

Go on!

The moment Dermot locks up, we get in, I
crack the safe and get out again before

security comes.

Well, I say security.

He's really a guy even older than us.

Are you all right?

Just thinking.

Wondering what Betty would make of all
this. The job.

I made her a promise when she was dying.

I swore there'd never be another woman.

Betty, you're okay.

Seeing as how you dab it.

She'd have wanted you to be happy.

What brought all this up?

We were fine the other day.

Just talking to Liana. She's not happy
at all.

About us?

She loved her grandma and she loves me.
She's just being protective.

Maybe this is all too soon.

Moving in. Moving in. The job. The whole
thing.

Maybe we really are too old for all
this.

I don't want you to do anything you
don't want to.

Bloody hell.

That's the fifth this week.

Oh, Taylor.

Are you all right?

Yeah.

Of course.

Take it, Taylor.

Come on.

She is.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, no, no, don't, don't, don't stop.

Catherine. I can't do this anymore. Oh,
no, no, just wait.

God,

that was amazing.

I'm going to be late for work, but that
was amazing.

I meant us.

I can't be with you anymore.

You're dumping me.

Yeah. What?

Now, just after we... Apparently.

Leanna!

I'm holding a community awareness
evening this Friday, and I'd like you to

speak. The subject is family.

I can't.

You can, and you will. Why me?

You've blackmailed me and Taylor for
years with those photos of yours.

I don't even have those photos anymore.
I don't care, because now it's my turn

to make your life a misery.

Why now? I've been coming to school,
haven't I?

Because your brother dumped me.

Five seconds after giving me an orgasm.

That's disgusting, and that's not
actually my fault.

Oh, Liana.

You say that like I care.

Taylor, it's me.

Hey, Fish.

Where are you?

How about yours?

Why? Something I have to do. Finn,
you're a messy bugger.

You have to get back together with
Catherine.

She's pissed off that you dumped her and
she's taken out on me.

That's the problem.

It's complicated.

Come on, have pity on me. I'm your
little sister.

There's someone else I can't stop
thinking about.

What? You can't do that.

Wanker!

Quite the stirrer, aren't we? What are
you doing here?

Got your grandfather in a real state.
All that talk about his beloved Betty.

I love him. I'm just trying to look out
for him.

I knew Betty back in the day. I look at
you and it's like you're the living

image of her.

Thank you. The evil bitch.

Fucking dare you, you crazy old tranny.

Moreland's loved me for years. You
really think? Back when we shared a

were just friends.

We made that top bunk shake with the
sound of our loving mother. Gross.

prison. You're just old and scared about
being lonely.

You don't care about him. Get your nose
out of business that doesn't concern

you. Repeat a word of this conversation
and I'll deny it ever took place.

Except the bit about the top bunk
shaking.

Any excuse to bring that up?

Can't you do this at home?

Not this.

He rolled over and laughed me to thank
him.

Weird end to a weird date.

Where do you find these men?

Church.

No, to be honest, he was becoming a bit
of a pain in the arm.

I don't know, he had a real down -on
material possession.

Can't ask him, may I? I could have
pulled things like this.

Oh, wow, that is beautiful.

I've got good insurance.

Oh, sorry to cut into your break,
Lindsay, but I need some documents and

archives. Would you mind? Yeah, sure.

Where have you been?

Working. I thought I'd call Taylor and
have a big family dinner and make up for

the other night.

Guys, what do you reckon?

This one?

Or this one?

They're both very nice.

Nice? Nice? I'm not going to be
Britain's next top model with nice, am

right, let's take a one then.

I knew you'd say that.

I need collagen.

Here we go.

Oh, Grandpa, see, you are fast, dude.

Practice makes perfect, Reza.

I've got to be fast or I'm going to
break it.

When Margaret next ties me up.

Oh, Grandpa.

She's an animal, that man.

Bollocks, Mike, that's it. I'm not going
to let you guilt trip me into keeping

this up any longer, Leanna.

It's dominant property and I won't have
dominant property in my house.

That's most of the furniture gone, then.

Lindsay, hi.

Well... Hi, Jenny.

I wondered if you fancied a drink.

I'd love to, but I'm a bit busy right
now.

When the boss pops round to ask it out,
you're meant to see, yes?

All right, just a quick one, then.

Big family dinner off, then. I won't be
long.

Good girl.

Where are all my clothes?

Two for me.

Hey, Vin.

You could have just asked me today, you
know.

Instead of waiting to get home and
ringing me. And where's the romance?

Vin, this isn't a good idea, you and me.

Not until you handle my bitch of a
stepmother.

Vicky, come on.

I've got us a table at this great
Moroccan place.

Very chic.

Chic? What's with you?

All we could just fuck.

All we need is to do something for you.

What?

I want you to call me something.

Bitch.

Not that.

Big man.

I actually have something in mind.

I want you to call me Taylor.

Why?

You really turn me on.

Okay.

You're a weird guy, then.

Oh.

About that clock.

This isn't about the clock.

It's about... This is difficult, yeah.

About the scam that you girls have got
going.

Proving each other's bullshit claims.

You dog.

How did you know?

The cars, the handbags, the necklaces,
and then a quick look in the archives

confirmed it. This is why we need you.

Two months ago, one of the girls put in
the wrong figure on her claim.

An extra zero. Total accident.

When we didn't hear anything back from
head office, we figured we could try

again. Jenny, why are you telling me
this?

All us girls in the office, we're all in
the same boat.

Divorced, separated.

Victims of useless shit men who haven't
done us any favours.

The point is, some are getting greedy.

I can't rein them in, and I'm scared
we're all going to get caught.

So... Where do I fit in? We need someone
with experience, someone who can help

us take this to the next level and not
get caught.

How long have you known who I am?

Everyone's heard of the Carter family.

Your husband's a legend.

That's why you gave him the job, isn't
it?

Of course.

No offence, darling, but who else would
employ you?

Well, that's who I was, yeah?

Not any more.

I know things are tight at home for you.
And I'm not talking about anything your

family hasn't done before.

Just doing it better.

And the only people to suffer are the
insurance company, who have got quite a

bit of money already, wouldn't you say?

I tried to call you on your birthday.
Yeah, sorry, I was busy.

Baked you a cake.

He's doing home economics.

Helped get a reduction on the centres.

Nice.

Where is it, then?

When you didn't call, I thought you
weren't coming.

So I shared it out with the boys.

Bobby thought it was one of the best
he's tasted.

What's Bobby in for?

and illegal immigrants.

It took me hours, that cake.

Mac, after what you did, you're lucky I
came at all.

It's not like I cheated on you, Lyn. You
didn't trust me, which is worse.

Well, maybe not worse, but it's kind of
the same.

Did you come all this way to start the
same argument? Did you? No.

I've got trouble at work.

You still can't believe you're working
there.

All those sermons about going straight
and you work for the insurance company.

Yeah, well, actually, that just about
sums it up.

And if so much as one I told you so
comes out your lips.

They're skimming off the top.

Fake claims, usual.

Let me give you some advice.

Lean on whoever's behind it.

Cut yourself in for whatever it is.

But keep it at arm's length. Don't get
greedy.

Oh, but that's not what you want to
hear, is it?

I didn't say that.

Well, just in case, I'll tell you again.

Hey, Grandpa.

Hello.

I've got to do this speech tonight for
social awareness evening.

Why are they making you do that?

Oh, it's a long story.

Anyway, I reckon that I'm going to speak
about you.

I'd like you to be there.

Of course, Leon. Of course.

Wait, wait, wait.

Did you say tonight?

Yeah, why? Is that a problem? Have you
got a hot date or something?

No. No, not at all. Good.

See you.

See you.

Mark?

Yeah? It's me.

We've got to move the job.

Why? It's Liana. She's doing a speech.

That's not how we planned it.

She wants me to be there.

Well, you know what happens when we
change our plans, Norman.

We get caught. So unless you want to let
me down... No, of course not.

See you later.

See you later.

No, that's fine, Lenny. It's going to
cost you a fortune.

Yeah, I know it's going to cost a lot.
But I want to do everything by the book.

The double -oh -shover never plays by
the book.

Oh, please stop doing those Bond
impressions.

They're getting painful.

Well, I hope you're ready about four.

Yeah, I'll pick it up later tonight.

I'll see you later. OK, bye.

Oh, Lindsay, good morning.

Come in.

I've been thinking about what you said
last night a lot.

I mean, I'm broke right now, barely able
to make ends meet. Excellent.

I knew you'd see things.

No, you don't understand. I'm afraid I'm
going to have to say no.

Oh.

Well, there you go.

Obviously, I won't report you guys.

As you know so much about my family, you
know that you have my word.

You can't blame a woman for asking.

Yes. Thank you.

I've been looking at staffing levels
this morning.

You know, I'm wondering if your talent
could best be utilised in our new

stock office.

It's only an hour's drive each way.

Jenny, that's not fair. Oh, and that
lone car you're driving, we're going to

need it back.

I'm pretty sure I saw a few scratches in
the bonnet. That's going to cost you,

I'm afraid.

But you're insured, though, right?

You can't do this. Do what?

You and the girls do what you want, but
leave me out of it. I just don't do that

stuff anymore.

And I'm delighted for you. Very glad to
hear it.

But you need this job and this money a
lot more than I need you.

You should just be grateful I'm not
firing you.

And if you cause any trouble, me and the
rest of the girls are happy to frame

you for petty theft.

Now, anything else I can help you with?

Sooner than I expected, Miss Moneypenny.

Turns out I don't have the cash, but I
imagine you'd be happy with this.

My way would have been easier.

Can I have my car back, please?

Do you know how they do sex changes?

You cut off your Johnson and fashion it
into a vagina.

The same equipment, only on the inside.

Isn't that crazy?

You know that camp thing, of course, you
went on Harrison.

Sorry, it's just this letter.

Some escaped convict from years ago is
in the area, and now he is a she.

Right, well, I suppose we'd better go
and check the address out, then.

Have you ever wondered what it'd be like
to have a vagina?

On the way, Harrison.

Let's not talk.

God, it's very quick.

It's doing my head in being back here.

Where's Vin?

I don't think the school had forgotten
when he started that fire all those

ago. Huh?

Or when he nicked all the desks.

Indeed. Or when he drew that great big
pair of balls on the playground floor.

At times, I really pretended to be me to
give myself an alibi.

You never pretended to be him, though,
did you?

No, of course not. Why would I do that?

Mrs Carter, glad you could make it.

Taylor, we're really looking forward to
Leon's speech.

Me too. I think she's going to be doing
a lot more things like this, really

involving herself in the school.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Where's Grandpa?

He's on his way. Well, why didn't he
come with you?

I just wanted a bit more time to get
ready.

He's probably getting down to some OOP
tranny thing.

Ready, my love?

Look at you.

This evening we will be speaking about
family and the importance of the social

bond as part of our new social awareness
week.

Nathan, please.

I won't be talking about my family
because my dad killed

two people and is now on the run.

But I will be speaking generally.

Liana, I can't change the speaking order
just to suit you. I want my grandpa

here. I don't care.

I'm doing your stupid speech, Mick, and
I'm not causing any trouble for you.

And I'm sorry that my brother dumped
you, although if you ask me, you're

off because he's a bit of a tool.

It would mean a lot to me if we waited.

You sure?

Well, there's no one in.

Could be here for days. Get a search
warrant?

Did you hear that?

Someone inside, someone screaming for
our help. You heard that, right?

No.

Constable, let me explain something to
you.

When you hear someone screaming for our
help, we have no choice but to kick in

the front door. And if we're inside and
we have a little shifty, a little look

around, well... Yeah?

Sneaky. We're coming, mate!

We do realise it's actually...

Want to be closed?

Jesus, what's wrong with you? Come on.

I think that's enough.

Family.

At the moment, I feel a bit like my
family drifting apart.

My mum's on this personal mission to
save our souls.

She's so busy working that we don't even
get to see her on her birthday.

But overall, my family's okay.

We're averagely dysfunctional.

Don't have any serial killers.

We do have a lawyer, though.

That's kind of the same.

But what I want to speak about is that
member of the family that you know will

always be there.

The one who teaches you the valuable
lessons in life, like...

how to figure out the odds at a
racetrack, or how to inflict pain on

brothers and not leave a mark.

That man is my paternal grandfather,
Norman Carter, who, amongst his other

accomplishments, was one of the finest
safecrackers of his generation.

He married young and he had a family to
feed, nothing wrong with that.

He'd always plan every job down to the
last little detail. He was a

perfectionist. Crime doesn't pay, he
used to tell me, if you're a dickhead.

Otherwise it pays very nicely.

He never did banks. Too big, too flashy.

Grandpa made a speciality at small
racetracks, pubs and sports clubs.

He'd do his research.

Case the joint for weeks, even months.

Bowls again.

You hate bowls.

He'd only work with the people that he
trusted.

People he knew wouldn't let him down.

He'd always use the same tools, the ones
he'd worked with for years.

Wow, he's still got these.

You never throw away a collection like
this, Liana. These are hard to come by.

These days he lives with us.

Sometimes he loses the plot, but I
reckon he's still with it.

And he is literally my oldest and my
best friend.

Thank you.

Leanna?

Not as quick as I used to be.

We should be out of here by now.

What are you doing here?

Nothing. I'm just out for a jog.

What? Dress like that.

How? A jog is none of your business.

And you wouldn't know anything about
this place being turned over?

No. I'm just enjoying my jog.

All right.

Hiya. Is there a back way? No, sir.

All right. No way out for her, then?

Or him.

Whatever.

Is there anything missing?

No, honestly.

What money? Got any money here?

Let's see.

Do you think it'll take them to realize
that nearly all the money's fake?

It's long enough for us to get out of
here. Let's go, my darling.

The world is our future.

Onwards and upwards.

We are going to make the old firm back
in business.

Mrs. Hong, you're a married woman, and I
work for your husband.

And he's a very powerful and dangerous
man.

If she was to have an affair, Dad would
have no choice but to get rid of her.

Oh, you want me to bone your mum?

No way, man.

And what's your point?

Not sure, really.

Morning, all.

Norman, is there any toast?

There was. I ate it.

Oh, I'll pop out. Oh, there's no need.

Anything for you, my angel.

How was the job?

None of your fucking business. That's
how it was.

He's old.

Too old to be knocking over safes to
fund your retirement.

He makes his own choices.

Look, Mark, what's done is done. You
could spare me the lecture, you little

There's no way Norman's moving in with
me.

You were just using him. Of course.

Back in the day, he was one hell of a
looker.

These days, honestly, I think I could do
better.

In which case, I'm extremely glad that I
called the police.

Bollocks. Go round your house.

They're already watching it.

Once they ask the neighbours and find
out about Grandpa, they'll be round

You know I'm not bluffing.

You little bitch.

You can go back inside, or you can
disappear and never come anywhere near

grandpa again.

Your choice.

Can I see you in my office a minute?

I'm just finishing a claim. I'm trying
to clear my desk before I move to...

Sorry, Basingstoke. Now.

Where is it?

What?

My car.

I don't know.

Don't mess with me, Lindsay. I want my
car back.

You're asking the wrong person.

So my car goes missing yesterday and you
disappear from the office. That's just

a coincidence.

You're insured, though, right?

You're fired. I get it.

Mr. Holm.

Just can't say I'm off.

Ah, Ben. Mozo.

Sigla, Sigla.

My husband wonders if you'd like to join
us for dinner.

No, I should get back.

Well, that's a shame. He's cooking his
very special dim sum. They are amazing.

They're like little fried testicles.

Testicle?

Anyway... You need a wife, then. Wife
make man happy. If anyone touch my

Dim sum?

She left a note.

Said he'd be back tonight.

The police are on to him.

We're going to have to go on the lam.

She's not coming, Grandpa.

You don't know that?

Maybe.

She didn't love you.

Not like Grandma did.

She's coming to pick me up.

We're going to live together.

She may not need you, Grandpa, but we
do.

I do.

And I'm not going anywhere.

You're so... like your grandmother.

Yeah.

I know.

Here you go.

Oh, Tom.

I hope this isn't about that vibrator I
gave you. I've had a few complaints.

Chrissie, I didn't take it.

Oh, right.

Oh, good.

Because the electric shock and I'll
sting.

You know that insurance claim you didn't
put in?

Oh, I know.

I know. It was really stupid.

Well, in a few days' time, you're going
to get a cheque from the insurance

company. Now, it's not quite what you
were after, but it's enough to get the

ball rolling.

But you ripped up the claim. Yeah, then
faked a new one.

But why?

All that about going straight.

Oh, cos everyone's entitled to slip up
now and then. God knows I have in the

last few days.

Thanks, Lynne.

You're trying to make something here.

I don't know how hard that is.

But there's a catch.

Oh, God.

What? If you really want to make a go of
this, I mean really, Chrissie, then

you're going to need someone else to
help you run the company, someone to

after the business side of things.

You? That... I don't know what to say.

Say yes.

Fuck, yes!

Yes! Come here!

Oh, my God.

Great. Hang on.

Hello.

You know what?

What? What?

It's been... I feel fine, really. The
doctor says you might have bruised a few

ribs, but if you'd been going any
faster, you'd have gone straight through

windscreen. I was just driving Mickey
Kong and, I don't know, I think I let

get on top of me too much.

Oh, Vinnie, yeah?

Oh, Vinnie!

Oh, Vinnie!

Yes! Oh!

Don't fall!

Oh!

Vinnie! Vinnie!

Vinnie!

This isn't funny, Vin. You could have
seriously injured yourself.

Now, do you want anything from the
cafeteria?

I do.

You'll be all right, mate. The nurse is
in here. Hey, V.

V?

Can you see?

Beauty lies within, my friend. Vin, did
your life flash before your eyes?

Evolution's trying to tell you
something, Vin. It doesn't want your

passed along.

Very funny.

Vin, I just came to see you.

Hey, Vicky.

Mr. Hong, this is my family.

Leanna, Casey, and my brother, Taylor.

Taylor. He's my identical twin, but I
think he looks like a gay version of me.

Nice to meet you.

Hi.

Glad you're okay, Vin.

Excuse me.

Vicky, wait.

How nice of your brother to introduce me
to the man I've been having sex with. I

thought you were Vin.

I'm only keeping quiet because your
brother is in a hospital bed right now.

Although it serves a shitbag right for
shoving my stepmum.

Before you wanted him to.

And that was before I changed my mind
because I was falling for him.

You. You, Vin, Taylor. Fuck, I'm
confused.

You're falling for me?

That's great.

You're both lying, cheating, you
arsehole.

And if either of you come near me again,
I'll get my daddy to chop your buttocks

off. He's a trade, by the way.

I'm not talking metaphorically. He will
lay them out on a block. Right.

I'll get him.

But I must get back to my wife. She all
right?

Yes, yes.

Doctor do many tests, but she healthy.

Better than healthy.

Pregnant! Ha, ha, ha.

Dude.

Celebration, celebration.

I get drunk like a motherfucker.

Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Hello,
boy.

Sorry you didn't get your party.

I'm just glad you could come tonight.

Lindsay. Clock.

Lindsay. Visitors.

Ah. Detective.

To what do we owe the pleasure?

Do you know anything about clocks?

What do you mean?

Clocks. Tick -tock. Leave the sarcasm to
me, Harrison.

No, it's just this has gone missing.

I thought, you know, for the form's
sake, I'd check with you.

That's one ugly clock.

Apparently it's very valuable.

Shouldn't you be off chasing criminals?

Yeah, I know, I know, but... Stolen
goods come to the carters.

And the reason why I popped round was to
give you this 200 pounds.

Though I owe you for staying out of
trouble.

You don't have to do that.

Thanks for taking the cops on me.

Telling them about the clock.

Don't worry.

There are no men in balaclavas waiting
to jump out and do you, although there

should be.

Get out of this office. Yeah, I will. I
just want to say a couple of things

first.

I really like my job here, you know?

I like going out for drinks with the
girls, feeling like I was a part of

something. I've never had that before.

Well, this is all very touching, but...
And then you took it away from me, and

that really pissed me off.

I don't give a shit that you think
you're some kind of feminist Robin Hood,

taking revenge on all those men who've
let you down.

If you want to play at being criminals,
fine.

But if you call the cops on me one more
time, I know real criminals, Jenny, and

they will turn over the houses of you
and your friends and will do it again

again and again until I tell them to
stop.

Do you understand?

And for your information, I'm no one's
victim.

No man.

And certainly not yours.

I left you a present.