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You always say the first couple of months are the worst.

That's because I'm usually out in the third.

Peter said you joined the football team.

You like football. Not when the team's a neo -Nazis versus rapists.

Rapists always win, by the way, when people ain't stabbing the ref. No

for the game.

Stop sulking, Matt. It was just a party.

How was Owen?

I spent most of the night talking to Carly.

Owen hasn't clambered on since last year when he saw that documentary about

mating seals.

You've not been well, Carly. Cancer doesn't mean I don't want to be bent

now and then.

God, you're a sick woman. Not anymore.

She's off to New Zealand. Three months.

She said when she was ill, she promised herself she'd got better. I've lost

three pounds, by the way.

They do classes.

Step.

You could at least pretend to be interested. They're your friends, too.

So, you didn't see Owen all night?

Yeah, I saw him.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You know, I really admire what you're doing, getting out of the light.

I wish Matt saw it that way.

He just can't understand how fulfilling it is working at a checkout.

Yeah.

You know, when Carly persuaded me to go straight, I didn't find it easy.

I wasn't exactly paid the bills. No.

Which is why I want to help you.

How?

With Carly going abroad, I'm going to need some help with a showroom.

You can keep working at the garden centre, come by mine in the evenings,

some extra cash.

No fucking way!

Money. From Owen Markham, he's fancied you for years.

Fancied me? He's 43, Matt, not five.

This is exactly why I don't want you to go with those sort of pies.

So what, you prefer me to become a nun?

kinds of people trying to get a piece of my wife. You're right. Please, drive me

back to your cave by my hair. Owen's got one thing on his mind. I'm just trying

to look out for you.

Right. Well, it's been six and a half weeks, so I think I'll just jump into

with one of our oldest married friends, because Lindsay is just desperate for a

good old drag.

I'm not saying that. Hugely shocking thought it may be to you, but not

in the world is trying to sleep with me.

Well, mostly.

Hi. Hey, Donny.

Oh, come on, Lindsay.

All those days at the shop selling stolen goods together.

Get off, Donny! I've got the horn for you. I always have.

Lovely.

What's that meant to mean, honestly?

Nothing, darling.

Pleasure seeing you.

I know what you need.

My father's impressed by all your work. Here's a present for you.

A laptop.

No way.

You're a good boy, Vin.

Keep working hard. Mr. Hong look after you.

Keep working hard.

And Vicky look after you.

You don't mean that, Vicky. You're just messing with me.

And it's working, isn't it?

Yo, man.

This is fucking sweet.

Yeah, Mr. Hong's an all right guy.

Apart from being a violent triad, obviously.

Violent? Yeah.

You don't get to be a triad by hugging, do you?

I don't know, man.

The Godfather, them lot always cuddling.

They're so gay.

It's the home being nice to me.

I don't know.

It's got me thinking twice about this job Dad's got lined up for me.

Yeah, what's that?

Oh, he called this afternoon.

He wants me to help out some connection of his.

Sparky. You know, the crack -loving arsonist.

Shit, man.

So you're going to do it?

Did you hear the part where I called him a crack -loving arsonist?

Point.

Do you ever think you should have just become a lawyer like your bro?

And miss out on the freebies.

This is like cutting -edge technology.

Do you want to watch some porn? Yeah, cool.

Darling?

Yeah?

Let's go for it.

I thought you'd never ask.

I'm not that silly.

I mean... Let's move in together.

Move in?

Well, we don't have to hide our relationship anymore.

So let's just go for it. I want to meet your parents properly. I want you to

meet mine. I want to build a life together at last.

Okay.

You can go for it now. But just be quick.

I'm a bit tired.

Hey, you made it.

Yeah, with Carly ill, you know. You really do need me.

Yeah, more than you realise.

Let's have a drink.

Now, Owen, maybe I'm out of line, maybe I've been listening too much to Mac, but

I'm here to work.

Not as a substitute shag while your wife's away, iron up hunky -marry.

Lindsay, I need help.

And I'd rather you have the money than some temp who doesn't give a shit.

Besides, Mac and I used to be partners.

Oh?

So I'd never try it on with you. Oh, right, because crooks are renowned for

their sense of loyalty. Don't be like that.

Didn't start you before, Owen.

Yeah, well, that was a long time ago.

And I was smoking a lot of weed then.

Lindsay, this is business.

Nothing more.

Are you all right? Sorry.

Don't worry. I'll let you get on.

OK.

Calm down, missus.

It's me, Sparky.

Why are you... Why are you... Why am I here, you wonder?

I'm here to make love to you, then.

For years I've lost it from afar, but this morning I thought, no more.

It's time to make my love real.

Don't mess.

I'm here about the job.

You were supposed to call me.

I was going to. I was... I just... I've been really busy, Sparky. I need help,

then. Your dad promised me help. He took my money, which makes it a deal.

But I don't know anything about wiring and electricity and, you know,

arson.

at 16 when it accidentally set fire to my pet mouse.

The flames that engulfed his tiny rodent body were divine.

Sexual.

Right.

I just don't think I'm your man.

The wedding in this house looks a bit dodgy then.

It would be a terrible shame if it was to cause a fire.

Are you threatening me for me?

Yes, I'm threatening you. Oh, OK.

What's the job?

I'll call you with the timing, please.

Give me here.

Make your dad proud.

Well, hey, you're back.

How'd you duck out of school? I thought you weren't blackmailing the deaf you

had anymore.

I'm not.

I'm having to get my own good old -fashioned lying.

What about?

Oh, he's fine.

Just get into the movies, aren't you, Grandpa?

School's a waste of time anyway. The only thing I ever learned at school was

to make a bong out of twigs.

Choose whatever you like, Grandpa.

It's surprisingly easy.

Oh, Beth.

Hey, Squeaky.

Leanna. No, you know, I don't actually work here.

I'm cool with you hanging around.

Thanks. Sorry, it's just quite hard to take you seriously.

Well, how about while I'm hanging around, you pay me?

Like an official employee?

I don't have the money.

All this online stuff's destroying my business.

I'm actually really depressed.

No job, Leanna.

Crying Game's a great film, Miss. Enjoy.

Thanks.

Shit. I'm sick of my family being so poor all the time.

More specifically, I'm sick of me being poor all the time.

I need money, Steve.

Where's Grandpa?

Oh, I don't know.

Can I help you? I think maybe you can.

Oh, my God.

It's Norman.

It's been a while, eh?

Oh,

this calls for a celebration.

Yes.

Hi. Hi.

Are you one of Vicky's mates?

Yeah, is she around?

She's out with Mr Hong.

You're new. Yeah.

Stand up then, let's take a look at you.

Very nice.

Did Vicky put you up to this? Because I'm getting sick of her messing you

around. Listen, listen.

Vin, I've got a very important job for you.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Sweet.

No, Reza.

It's not sweet.

It's very, very bad.

Why?

Where have you been all my life?

I've been home, and I've been on a business trip.

Diane. Hong.

Hong. You screwed Mr.

Hong's wife.

Yeah. The well -connected tribe has just started to accept you as a member of

the family.

Yep. The guy who took you in... All right, Richard, I'll get it.

Dude.

I know.

So when did you last see him? This morning.

This happens all the time, Lindsay. You know, old people often go...

Wandering off.

You'll find them. Hello.

Although not usually that quickly.

Norman, where have you been?

Bumped into an old friend.

Why didn't you stay in the video shop?

Grandpa said he was going before I went to school and learned stuff.

Anyway, glad to have helped. Try not to steal anything, any of you.

So, who was the old friend?

A lady.

A very special lady.

You randy old bastard.

Did you get some?

Of course not.

But she let me get stuck into her knockers.

Carter residence?

Residence, is it?

Since when did you become quaint?

92 people died and they came to me, didn't you hear?

So did Triton.

I miss you too, darling.

You screwing him?

Owen and me prefer to call it making love.

Don't mess with me, Linz.

No, Mac, I'm not screwing him.

I called you before shutting. You were still out. Nine o 'clock and you were

still out without fucking Markham. Oh, I'm sorry.

Was I out past my bedtime?

He's only got you there so he can have a pop.

Admit it, he tried, didn't he? Didn't he? Give it a rest, Mac.

Oh, fuck.

They're all bitches, eh?

You calling my wife a bitch?

Owen is kind of sexy.

Shut it, you.

Why do him? Okay, if you've the list of who you wouldn't do, we'll probably be

shorter.

Oi, Vin, I found this on the sofa. Is it yours?

Yeah. Where did you find it? It's not even out in the States yet.

Mr. Holmes got a load of them.

What have you done now, Vin?

Nothing. Nothing. Someone else.

Maybe it's not the cops?

Yeah, right, because we get so many visitors.

Hello. I've come to collect Norman.

Margaret Ford.

Nice to meet you. Come in.

Norman! On my way.

You must be Lindsay. I've heard all about you.

He hasn't said very much about you, I'm afraid.

Men. I need punch.

I'm sorry to keep you.

I'll have him back before supper.

Goodbye.

Wow.

I am now officially surprised.

I know. I can't believe Grandpa's getting someone I'm not. Don't be

They're just friends.

Oh, Liana.

Old people have sex too.

No, he wouldn't do that to Grandma.

Grandma died a long time ago, darling. I think it's sweet.

I think you're all sick.

You all right, Mum?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I prefer not to be doing two jobs and get shouted at by your dad about it,

you know.

Oh. We can help out with bills and stuff.

How exactly?

It's all right, love. I'm just tired.

Hello, sir. What can I do for you?

Do you have a minute? Don't distract her. She's slow enough as it is.

Not really, no.

Do you enjoy this?

Darling, you and your... little friend can have a chat later some of us we've

got things to do i mean we'll have to do this in a bit i want you to come and

work for me full time you did more the other night than i've managed in three

months my god woman a monkey could do this job better than you

give me a moment uh

i think that lady over there's been shoplifting okay when

do i start

So, we need something emotional for act two.

Something for our audience to really invest in.

Something real... Guys, the zombies learned to climb.

Liana.

Sorry, I was just thinking.

Finn reckons his boss has a warehouse full of pirate DVDs.

Kung fu films direct from on call.

Cool.

Anyway, if the zombies can climb... See if we can sell them.

Between me and you, we know every film geek within a five mile radius.

We know the market. A huge fine and jail sentence if we get caught. If we sell

the DVDs, we make money. A lot of money.

Enough to help my mum.

Maybe even enough for a zombie make -up test.

I know my market, Mr Hong.

I know what they want.

So here's the deal.

You're shipping these in for, say, £3 a unit?

If that.

I provide you with a list of what I need and how many units.

In return, I pay you £5 a unit.

Cash. That's a 60 % profit and you don't have any worries about distribution.

So what do you say?

Are you sure you and Vin are related?

Liana, you're going to have to learn how to take care of yourself.

Or they won't stop bullying you.

But they're bigger than me then.

Watch and learn.

I prefer not to talk about it.

Oh, hi.

Shall we be shaping young minds?

Lunch break, darling.

You seem in a strange mood, so I thought I'd cheer you up.

I baked it myself.

A muffin?

Muffin. It was meant to be in a heart.

Is it malignant?

Don't be mean.

Also, I got these.

The Sound of Music.

It is meant to be amazing.

It's Nigel's birthday tonight. We're going clubbing.

Clubbing? Come on, darling. We're a bit old for that.

I can't.

Sorry.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

It's really nice here. It's just I've got a lot of work to be getting on with.

Right.

Fine. Of course.

Maybe some other time.

Yeah.

Everything up to November's filed and indexed. You're a miracle worker.

There's some lepers outside. You got the energy?

You see how much I needed you around here?

Yeah, and I don't go to sleep dreaming of barcodes.

Tomorrow night. How about dinner?

I don't think so, Owen.

Matt wouldn't like it.

Just friends having dinner.

No, I'm sorry. I just can't.

Fair enough.

December's files.

We could have that drink now, though.

Great. No time like the present.

Kate, I'll go and grab us a bottle.

Excellent.

Lindsay, what are you doing here?

Matt sent you to spy on me, didn't he?

No, no, no, no, no. I was just getting some... Why don't you come inside?

Because sitting here, you're not going to see all the steamy sex I'm about to

have.

I'm fine.

I just got my... I got my...

Now, love, don't... What's clawed out of your arse? Go fuck yourself, Mac.

I saw Donny.

So, well, I'm just trying to look out for you. Yeah?

And I'm just trying to earn some money for my family.

You wouldn't have to go out early if you hadn't got all that airs and graces,

bollocks. Airs and graces? I'm trying not to break the law. There is a

difference. Oh, yeah, your great legitimate job.

Screwing Owen for money. You break!

Maybe Owen does have feelings for me.

Has he acted inappropriately? No.

Has he threatened not to pay me unless I shag him? Of course not, because he's a

gentleman unlike you.

Oh, yeah, a gentleman.

A gentleman who's trying to have it off with my wife.

You are fucking spying on me.

I've been faithful to you for more than 20 years.

You can't appreciate that.

I always asked me around for dinner. You're not going.

I wasn't.

But I am now.

Liana, we can't have this stuff here. It's illegal.

It's fine. If we get caught, we're just plain squeaky.

Martin? Yeah, it's Liana.

You know I was telling you about Noodles of Death 3?

Yeah, well, I've got it here.

What?

Come and add to the shop.

I thought Squeaky had gone back to the other hobbit for the weed harvest.

Me too.

Oh, he meant to run a business with him around.

Are you going somewhere?

Just giving the place a tiny up.

Squeaky, I've got a new offer for you.

Let me manage the shop.

I'll do it for nothing.

That's fine, Leanna, but let's face it.

This shop is going down, man.

We're going out of business soon, so manage your way.

Just don't get too attached to the place, eh?

It's squeaky.

See you.

Did you see your boss's wife again today?

She was all over me, man.

That is not cool.

No. Because you know, like, Chinese people have no mercy, eh?

Shut up, Reza.

It's true.

It's a fact. It's like cultural or something.

If he finds out, he has to kill you, samurai style.

Do it.

Mr. Hong, how are you? 36 Wilson Street. You collect package for me, round the

back. Sure thing, Mr. H. When you want... Go now.

He wants me to pick something up for him.

It means he still trusts me, right?

It means he has, like, no idea that I bound his wife.

Oh, he's sending you to get waxed. Shit.

Hello? Hiya, sweet cheeks.

Sparky, now is not a good time.

Job's on.

When? Now.

Now? Can't it wait?

No, it can't wait.

But I've got something else, something important.

You get there.

Or I will cause a lot of damage to you and everyone you love.

And just in case that wasn't clear, that was also a threat.

Shit.

What am I going to do?

It's like I need to be in two places at once.

If I don't do the Hong thing, he'll kill me. If I don't do the Sparky thing,

he'll kill me. Two places, same time. But are they two me's? Course not.

It's like, how can one man be in two places?

It can't be done.

Dude. Shut up, RZA. I'm thinking.

Dude.

You look gay.

I look like you. Like me, but gay.

Are you sure you want to be insulting the man who's doing you a favour?

Yeah, right.

Why are you doing me a favour?

Maybe I could do with a bit of excitement every now and again.

Right, well, I'll appreciate it.

And if you ever want me to, like, dress up like you and do a trial or

something... I don't think we'll be doing that then.

Oh, man, I wish I had a twin, bro.

I used to dress up like my sister, but the onion gave me away.

So you know where Sparky's is, yeah? I'm not doing the Sparky thing. Why?

Because he's a psycho. I'm doing the whole pick -up thing. What if it's a

man? What's he talking about?

Too much.

Right.

Perfect.

Whatever happens, just go with the flow, yeah? You can run quickly, right?

And why does that matter?

Probably doesn't.

Good luck.

Good night, Mark. Good night, Norman.

Why did you call her Mark?

Mark and I go way back, Liana. When I saw her in the video shop, I knew it was

him. What? I taught that man everything she knows about safe cracking until we

got stitched up. We both did ten years in the scrubs.

Are you trying to say that Margaret is actually Mark? Of course.

Great news. I mean, you're friends, right?

Mark wants more than just friendship.

Grandpa, not only is that incredibly weird, but think about Grandma.

She'd tell me to follow my heart.

Even if that involves getting up close with a tranny ex -convict.

Actually, Mark is less of an ex -con. He's more of an escape one.

Grandpa. When she escaped all those years ago, she wanted to take me with

but my legs came out. I got hauled back into prison.

She's been on the run ever since, poor man.

Grandpa, we need you here with us.

Yeah.

Of course.

You're right.

Of course you are.

Crikey, all this on dinner for one. I had a feeling you might be joining me.

You know, I never got the big deal with box.

Basically, they're just huge frying pans, right?

I don't have any strong feelings on the wok.

No, fair enough.

Can I have a drink?

Yeah, help yourself, mate.

So, how's Carly?

Oh, she called earlier.

We ended up arguing.

Oh. She said marriage was easy.

Tell me about it.

Yeah, I thought we were going to split up last year.

Then she got cancer and I couldn't do it. Not while she was ill.

I'm really sorry.

You ever thought about leaving, Matt?

At my moment, quite a few recently.

Is that so?

You're what's on fire. Oh, shit!

Um... Yes!

Explain why this is a good idea.

Because the more we pay Mr. Holm, the less money we make.

Hence this beautiful little setup.

Selling pirate DVDs is bad enough, Leanna.

Copying them illegally, especially when they belong to what you buy.

Relax, please.

Why do we have to do it here at night?

I'm not doing it at home with Mum, Vin and Casey, and yours isn't any better.

You've let me into the shop. You go. I'll stay and do the copies.

Really? I'll take an extra 10 % at the cut, of course.

You're right. I kind of assumed you were doing that anyway. In addition to the

10 % I'm taking anyway. OK, yeah, fine, whatever.

You sure you're going to be OK?

I'm copying some DVDs, Steve. I think I'll be fine.

Thanks for that. It was... Terrible, Anna. It really was terrible. I'm sorry,

what are these?

Once upon a time, they were noodles.

Let's have another, eh? No, I've got to go.

Well, you could stay.

Owen?

Shit.

Sorry.

What about Carly?

Lindsay, I love my wife.

But as a mate, that part of our marriage died ages ago, and she knows that.

I'm very angry with Mac at the moment.

And I know that's a bad reason to have come over, and I'm sorry if it's given

you the wrong idea. It's very complicated right now.

Actually, it's not complicated at all.

It's quite simple.

He's my husband, and I love him.

Of course. Of course you do.

It won't happen again.

Mr. Hong sent me for the package.

Nice night, isn't it?

Wouldn't have had a night like this ten years ago.

That's global warming for you.

Thank you.

Bye.

So, how many are we, you know, burning down?

I'd love to see them all burned down.

Engulfed in a blank sweet and heavenly fire.

Sadly, we're only getting paid to talk to the video store.

Hi, Vin.

You woke me up.

I'm sorry.

You know, Vin, I've been thinking.

Enough teasing.

Since Dad's away, let's do it.

Package get there okay?

Yep.

How about your thing?

Yeah, Sparky, she's rigging it up.

Vin, I really have to go, mate.

Did your mother never tell you it's rude to have the phone when a girl's doing

this to you?

Keep your eyes peeled, mate.

Hello? Hey, Leanna, it's me.

What's the name of that shop you work at?

Watch this.

Why?

Oh, bummer. Because me and Sparky are about to burn it down.

Well, I'm not doing any actual burnings, are I?

Hello?

Sparky?

Yes, Richie? Put it out of work here! Never mind it. Plenty more jobs.

Can't let you do that.

Leanna! What are you doing?

I didn't stop him! It's not your business.

There's one smart flame.

Watch the lights, Sparky. Watch them dance.

I'm

on

it, really.

An arsonist getting knocked out with a fire extinguisher.

What?

I don't mind.

I'm not here.

What? I'm not here.

Oh, hello, dear. Is Norman about?

No, I'm afraid he's not.

Oh. Oh, well, do tell him... Tell him I dropped by.

What the hell was all that about?

Temptation's a terrible thing, Lindsay.

It's all too easy to say, yeah, that's what I want and bugger the consequences.

But there you are, you see, there are consequences.

And we've got to live with them.

Too right.

You're getting on so well, Grandpa.

Leave him alone.

Norman, but he has been dead a long time.

You'd think that that's what this is about.

Isn't it?

I'd better be off. Will you keep an eye on Grandpa?

Make sure he's all right.

So sad.

I thought it was so nice that Grandpa was getting some. He's doing the right

thing, trust me.

You're just saying that because you're jealous and you want Grandpa all to

yourself.

I think it's really sweet.

You might think it was less sweet if you knew that Margaret was actually a post

-operative transsexual on the run from the law.

You are so weird sometimes.

Woman trouble, eh?

Something like that.

Sometimes a man's got play hard to get.

You should leave the country.

Chicks love that.

Move to Brazil.

Then it's like, you come to me, baby, you know?

Eh?

Or maybe you just need to lay down a law. Let her know, I'm a man. I don't

no instruction.

If I want to see other women, that's the way it is.

Or, option three, maybe you could move to Utah.

Become a moron.

I've seen it on the Discovery Channel, man. Them guys have got like 50 wives

each.

You're single, aren't you, Redler?

Yeah.

Morning, you.

Morning. I need to talk to you about my mother.

Look, I can explain. Just don't tell Mr Hong. Hong!

Hong! Hong!

Yes! Tell him what?

Who? I...

Just some of the paint smudged.

My mother, or should I say stepmother, is the second most evil, conniving bitch

in the world.

I know, because I'm the first. You're not that bad.

Limply.

I know she only married Dad for his money and his connections.

But he wouldn't listen to me.

He wouldn't give her up. Well, she's hot.

You've met her? Oh, yeah, yeah, just around and stuff.

What were you saying?

If she were to have an affair...

Dad would have no choice but to get rid of her.

So, why are you... Oh!

You want me to bone your mum?

No way, man.

Mr Hong would kill me.

His old school.

He'd blame her, not the guy she cheated with.

And besides, I'd look after you.

Just like I did last night.

What?

Do it then.

For me.

Lindsay, I just want to say I'm sorry about last night. It's fine.

All forgotten.

No, it's not fine.

You're a classy, beautiful, intelligent woman.

But you're also an essential woman.

A woman of passion.

If I expect that passion from you, then I have to show that passion myself.

Owen, what are you talking about?

I'm sorry about last night.

I'm sorry I didn't make myself clear.

Lindsay.

I need you.

I'm ready for you, and I know you're ready for me.

Sorry to interrupt.

I've got a warrant here to search the premises.

Clearly, you're not hiding anything in your trousers.

So, what exactly is it you do for Mr. Markham?

Apart from what I saw in the office. I had nothing to do with that.

No, no, sure, absolutely.

Why are you persecuting him?

Owen's a good guy. Not a very subtle one, granted, but he means well.

That's why he's clocking cars, then.

After he's stolen them, of course.

Don't be ridiculous.

Lindsay, because you only started this way, I'm going to join in and pretend

that you knew nothing about this. I didn't.

Yeah, but someone close to you did.

Someone very close indeed.

Evening, Sergeant.

Whatever you want, Merc.

Better be good.

I've got something you might be interested in. Oh, really? And you're

because, um, why?

Because I respect the hell out of you.

No, it's very funny.

It's hilarious.

Just tell me.

Wondering why it hasn't burned down?

What do you mean?

Sorry, let me spell it out for you.

You paid Sparky to burn your shop for the insurance money.

I'd stopped him. I know all about it.

That means I own your arse.

If you understand, just squeak.

Good.

Now, here's what's going to happen. You're going to fuck off back to

but first you're going to put me in charge of the shop.

Squeak if you understand.

You will grant me total control and freedom.

You'll not interfere in any way, or I tell the police.

And seeing as my dad brokered the job, I'm thinking he might back me up.

Squeak once more.

Okay, okay, I'll get to it. Squeak!

Why are you dressed like that?

I dress like this all the time, what with my man being in prison and all.

Except when I'm screwing my best friend's husband.

Then I win nothing.

All right, all right, you made your fucking point. You listen to me, Mac,

I start talking loudly about who shopped Owen Markham.

Which would make your life in here very interesting.

I could have slept with Owen.

But I didn't.

You want to know why?

Because you were the first man that I ever fell in love with.

And you'll probably be the last.

And that means a whole lot more to me than a quick fight with Owen, Mark.

I love you too.

But after what you did, I don't think you're that man anymore.

I think...

You're a mean, jealous, vengeful little prick.

I was trying to protect you. I don't want your protection.

And right now I don't want you. Come on, Linz. I'm trying to look out for you.

I won't be coming back for a while.

And if I find out you're still vying on me, I won't be coming back at all.

You can do that.

As if.

I should eat something, Kirsty.

Naomi doesn't eat.

And if I'm going to be like Naomi... Then you'd have to get a really dark tan

and start cleaning floors.

Then I'd have to maintain bone structure.

I'd bone Naomi's structure any day.

All right, thank you.

Here, Mum.

Help out with the bills and stuff.

Please. It's from Mr Hong.

For working so hard.

What happened?

Job done, Sparky.

I don't remember.

Yeah, video shop's burnt to a cinder.

Was it beautiful?

Yeah, yeah, big, beautiful flames of big, yellow flames.

Oh, I wish I could remember.

Good work, pal.

Cheers.

Me too, Mum.

I've been doing late shifts at the video shop.

All the latest titles before they've even hit the screen.

Yes, we have pornography.

This is yours.

Well,

don't look at me. I work in a fucking chip shop.

You know, I'm really proud of this family.

Most of the people around here think you have to break the law just to get by,

but you guys... No, don't answer it.

Might be Margaret.

Yeah, yeah, play hard to get. Always works for me.

Reza, you crack one off ten times a day. How can you give out relationship

advice? I'm cutting down, all right?

Nowadays, it's no more than five.

Norman.

Everything you said before was very sensible, not giving in to temptation

all that, but don't you think life is just a little bit too short to go on

sensible all the time?

Especially when you're Grandpa's age.

Maybe it's time to move on.

Try something new.

You're right.

You should probably finish your dinner first.

You're right.

I'm sure.

I want in, Mark.

And this time we won't get caught.

The old team.

Back in Bitton.