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What's this? Is that a trick question?

Value range.

And this.

And this.

If you valued our health, you wouldn't be feeding us this shit.

She's right, Mr. C. This kind of food, very low in essential proteins and

vitamins. This family needs to save money, not that you, Reza, are a family.

Cash is going to be tight for a while. So is my ass, if you keep on buying

prison food.

Constipation is some nasty shit, man. Look, when I get a job that pays more,

can spend more, okay?

Mum, that garden centre is just embarrassing.

I mean, look at what they make you wear. You do realise it looks like the

nature's beauties are your breasts.

Yeah, well, your father wouldn't disagree.

Mum!

What was that?

Maybe someone ate the value gherkin.

The water's cold! Why is the water cold?

Because I had a timer installed.

What is that?

A timer.

Not breaking any stereotypes about wannabe models, are you, Kay?

No more 15 -minute showers, Casey.

And no more oak smoke bacon, Vin. Maple smoke.

That's not the point. Totally different flavour bar to what I want.

I have a spot and it's all your fault.

Mum, I need some money for lunch.

This is all I've got.

Jesus, Mum.

You really want us all to hate you? You're going the right way about it.

Way to go, Mum.

Please, Vin, not you too. I just want us not to end up in prison like Dad. I

want us to be a normal family.

Who's up for Jenga?

What's up, slutty?

I'm never going to be thin if I keep eating cheap crap.

And I'm never going to have clear skin if I keep working in a chip shop.

And I'm never going to be a model if I'm fat and spotty.

Well, my work here is done.

Don't worry, Naomi.

I won't give up.

I'll make it.

And then I'll help you.

All of you.

And bring world peace.

Yeah!

Just like Naomi did. Hey!

She's working on it, bitch.

Today at Nature's Beauties, we're offering 46 % off coffee.

Oh, Nature's Beauties. Very classy.

It's a job. So when you're busting your arse, you think the kids are going to

stay out of trouble, do you? Thanks for the vote of confidence, Sergeant.

Oh, well, you know.

A gentleman at the checkout has lost a large blue vibrator. We're looking for a

large blue vibrator.

Good morning.

Isn't your mummy mean, making you come and work for the nasty Chinese people?

I mean, nasty triads will cut off my hands if I don't do as I'm told.

That's not fair, then.

It'll only be a few fingers.

It's not funny.

Oh, calm down.

I'm joking.

Don't bother, Vin. I'm way out of your league.

Thanks, love.

There you go.

Hey, why does Tracy get her photo on the wall?

Employee of the month.

Tracy has a real feel for Cod. There's no way. You put her fat mug on the wall,

you're not going to get any customers near.

Why don't you try someone a little bit more presentable?

Lose that, then we'll talk.

There's no paper.

Again? I've taken to using the hem of my overalls.

Surprisingly absorbent.

Could you please knock?

There's no loom paper in the ladies' toilet again. That's the second time

week. And this is the fifth time you've barged in here complaining about

something. It comes down to profit margin.

Clive, there's profit margin and they're making your employees wipe their arses

with their hands.

Don't ever cut the calculator.

This place is a joke.

Clive, the manager, hates me and he's completely deranged. He keeps talking

about everything in percentages.

Hey, Caitlin.

It's driving me crazy.

So, Jackie, get back in business.

The website crimes I pay the morons.

You make a lot of money, you get a lot of money. Crime pays, end of.

Says the man doing four years in prison.

No, I'll be fine, love.

Although it doesn't help that Clive is just begging to be robbed.

What?

Every morning, the delivery guy parks his lorry, leaves the keys inside, and

then he goes to the toilet for a disturbingly long time. So I could just

right out now with a lorry load of stuff.

So do I.

But we keep you out of it, obviously.

I call Vin, get the lads on the case.

No, Matt, I'm just telling you because it makes me feel better.

Yeah, knowing that I can pull off this job while I put up with the manager's

crap just shows me I can change, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

Call me when you're done being St. Lindsay.

I love you too.

Has my husband okay?

Yeah, he's missing.

It's not easy.

I only got out a few months ago myself on parole, you know.

Got home to find my husband wearing my underwear and having sex with my

Funny thing, marriage, isn't it?

I haven't done anything.

Why can't you just leave us alone?

Well, this isn't police business. This is, uh, business of the heart. Oh, my

God, what are you doing?

Casey Carter makes my heart beat faster. Stop singing.

Casey Carter don't want to be a potter.

Constable. Harrison. Harrison, yeah. I'm going to make this very easy for you.

No way, not ever.

You've got terrible dressing and you've got stupid hair and as for those,

they're actually quite nice.

I keep them.

You haven't even heard the rest of the song.

Your till was down 14 .5 % yesterday afternoon, Lindsay. You need to reel

in. Show that lovely smile of yours. Those soft pink gums.

Piss off, Clive.

Clive's got me cleaning the toilets.

You're doing an excellent job.

No, why?

Fucking shitmonger. Fucked me right fucking over.

Wow. Sorry.

Sorry. Tends to swear a lot when I'm angry.

I put the hedge trimmers in the wrong section, right?

Which meant sales were down 7%. Caitlin, what are you on about?

Clive. He's put me on toilet cleaning duties for a month and he docks me a

week's wages.

Oh, with them hedge trimmers? I can't afford to go without for a week, Lynne.

I've got two kids, you know.

Look, we'll grab a coffee after I just... There's still no paper in there.

is ridiculous.

We've got a dude coming.

No,

no, no, no.

I've got a better idea. Come on.

What about the security cameras?

You don't want to get involved, Kate. No, no, no. I meant, like, send them our

regards.

What's going on?

We're striking a blow for the working class, Miss Clive. Yeah.

So basically, society is like what, Liana?

If you've been to more than one of my classes this term, you'd know.

What's the universal example, guys?

Exactly.

Society is like a game of poker.

There's queens and kings, and you play the hand you're dealt or you're fucked.

Don't sweat, Liana.

We're all grown -ups here.

Swearing is not an issue.

Fuck, shit, pit.

Yeah,

OK, that was once, Roy, but yeah.

We're down.

You're going to like this class, Liana.

My father has another job for you.

A more responsible job.

He wants a swimming pool.

We've already got one.

He wants another one.

Can you see?

Oh, Mum!

Mum! I can't afford to lose my job.

Where's the trust?

Adora and her mum have got to have trust. Stop.

The chip back is killing my complexion, Mum. I need tea tree oil. Casey, I don't

want you to steal, and I especially don't want you to steal from here.

Mum, it's my dream.

I've only ever wanted to be a model.

What do you want for Christmas, Casey? Do you want a new bike?

Do you want a big doll house?

Do you want Mummy to buy you a big doll house?

I want an agent.

And I even bit my face on the warm -up. I don't know what that means, but I'm

sure you'll get over it. My career is going nowhere. I'm going to be a big,

spotty chip shop girl.

Oh, shit.

Shoplifting is a very serious crime.

I didn't even steal it yet.

I didn't hear that.

Lindsay, you've got to come with us.

Why? One pack of paper napkins stolen from the premises.

You're joking, right?

No, no, I'm sorry.

It's my job.

I'm here for you.

Oh, get off me, you weirdo.

Liana, I need you to rock on up here and introduce, or rather, sing -troduce

yourself. I can't sing.

We've all done it.

I didn't do it. Yeah, you're different, Roy.

Mr Sweet. Edgar.

You want me to make up a song about myself in front of everyone?

Well, it's either that or detention for a week. All right, mate?

Come on.

In the middle.

She hasn't got the music in her guys.

She's deliberately messing with my head.

You trashed something important of theirs, and now you have to pay.

Long as you try it, Finn.

You know what they're like about respect and stuff.

At least they're not cutting off your hands.

Actually, it's just the fingers.

For some reason, that was funny when Vicky said it.

You look like shit, by the way. This afternoon, the bloke tried to choke me

because I was eating my dinner too loud. What's your excuse?

It's not fair, man.

You've been stuck in here while Mum's got us playing Mr Nice Guy.

I miss you.

That could be worse.

You whore.

You bastard!

You know, I don't know what I could have just said with my mum.

Lawyers only. Rag your lichens.

Thanks for the lift.

I love you, Casey Carter.

You're the creepiest man ever.

Casey, Casey, you're magnificent, Casey.

The worst songwriter.

You're going to be a model, Casey, and every model needs someone to adore them.

Hey, I'll follow you to the end of the earth if I have to.

True.

But, um...

Actions speak louder than words.

You've got a lot of words to put in.

Are there any other questions from my client?

Your client?

Taylor, she's your mother.

Are there any other questions?

You know, when I got my badge, I dreamt about catching serial killers, child

molesters, murderers.

Yet not mothers who shoplift napkins for hygienic reasons.

You did it.

And you're both one of the pro -chargers.

Clive hates me. He has since the day I started.

Ed, I don't deserve this.

My client has no criminal record. She does, however, have a criminal family.

I'm going to come down so hard on this department, you're going to wish you

hadn't been.

Actually, I am going to give your mother an unofficial caution. It won't even

appear on a record.

But, you know, thanks very much for the warning, Taylor.

Edgar completely embarrassed me in class, in front of everyone.

He made me sing.

I'll have a word with him.

There's more.

Mum's going to be calling the school every day to check that I've been coming

in. I want you to tell her that I have.

Liana, you can't keep doing this. You need an education.

You need to start shaving your armpits, but I'm respecting your choice.

I'm the deputy headmistress. Don't talk to me like that. Before you set off on

the long hike to the moral high ground, I'd like to remind you that you had sex

with my brother when he was still a schoolboy. And that I have photos, Miss

Deputy Headmistress.

You know what?

Bollocks. Use them.

What? I've had enough, Liana. No more. Get me fired. It'll be a bloody relief.

And as for Edgar, well, he's your problem now.

He can get you to sing an operetta as far as I'm concerned. Now get out of my

office.

It was a shit job anyway, Mum.

It doesn't work.

Nothing does. We've been cut off.

You all right?

Yeah, I've just got a slap on the wrist.

Good evening.

Oh, hello, Donny. Thanks for coming over.

I knew you'd call, Lindsay.

I'm going to take you dancing. I'm going to put flowers in your hair, and then,

who knows, maybe we'll do it.

As much as I'm enjoying you coming on to me whilst my children watch, that's not

why I called you here, Donny. Next time you see Mac, tell him thanks, but no

thanks. I want nothing from him, from you, or from the business.

Now, I'll make you a cup of coffee, but the power's off. Good night.

Do you mean you had money and you made me keep working in that dirty chip shop?

And let me walk my nuts off at the Hongs. You know, Mum, principles are one

thing. Making your family live in the dark ages is another.

Catherine's wondering why you didn't use the photos.

Can't quite believe she still has a job.

Because, if you must know, Taylor...

I'm bigger than that.

You don't have them anymore, do you?

No. I kept them at Grandpa's.

They got torched when his stupid house burnt down.

I'm so not bigger than that.

Don't judge me, dickhead. I'm not the one banging my old teacher.

Have fun at school, sis.

I know I did.

Me. What?

I've arrived, Leanna.

It's my first stalker.

What about Ned Hartley and you three?

No, he wasn't a stalker. He was a flyer.

Is that different?

Yeah. Well, you told me it was. Anyway, look, that's my first proper stalker.

All the top models haven't.

Coffee. Keep your shape, Mark. Thank you.

Oh, there's no electricity, so it's cold.

Explain. It's about time I took charge of my career, Leanna.

You know how long I've wanted this.

Look, can it be an angel from above?

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my God, what is she doing? That's my angel.

Work it, babe!

Woo -hoo!

How did she learn that?

So, it's about time I made things happen.

By bringing cold coffee to a stalker.

No, sweetheart.

I called the local paper.

Oh, you can't buy this little publicity.

Honey, you were called to make a stalker as a career move.

I know.

Brilliant, aren't I?

Check it out!

Dude!

It wasn't easy, Reza.

I had to master the controls on that thing while you'd been getting stoned.

I've been doing this.

It is big, man.

You know, it's weird. I hated doing it, but now I say I've got this awesome

feeling like... What's it called?

Horny. No, Reza, it's... Hungry?

Accomplishment.

I've achieved something for the first time in my life.

OK, it's just a hole, but it's my hole, Reza.

What?

You said hole.

What do you think? He likes you, right?

He says fill it all in. What? But I've just... Those are his orders.

Damn you all.

Such a bad loser, Edgar.

Mrs Sweet, you wanted to see me? Edgar, please.

What did you want, Edgar?

Buckle up, sister.

You're going to finish your song today. Are you trying to humiliate me? Okay,

boy. This time, Edgar is going to... On the thunder.

This is so sad.

If you want your dinner, it's either this or cold -baked beans.

Beans? Awesome, man.

I'm a fan of the beans. When I'm a top model like Naomi, I'm going to make sure

that everyone gets free electricity.

Yeah, because standing around in a song really is a way to tackle world poverty.

Here, let me help.

Jesus, Finn!

What have I told you about helping?

Evening, Lindsay.

Ah, you've come to arrest me for the great napkin heist, have you?

Actually, this morning, a Nature's Beauty's delivery lorry was stolen from

premises in broad daylight.

So? So, it looks like whoever stole it knew exactly what they were doing.

Like they worked there, or they used to work there.

You can't be serious.

You think I did this?

Give it back, apologise, and we can keep it out of the courts.

I didn't steal anything.

Lindsay, you're not like the rest of your family.

You're not a criminal.

What are you saying, man?

Ed, I swear to you, I'm out of all that. I didn't steal anything.

Right now, I'm going to look the other way.

But if that lorry doesn't go back tomorrow, things are going to get very,

serious.

Mum?

No, I didn't do it.

We really wouldn't mind if you did, Mum.

I bloody didn't, okay?

You can tell us, Mrs. B. Me and Vig will get rid of the gear if you like.

Why don't you believe me?

Mum, who else would bother stealing a delivery lorry from outside a garden

centre?

Don't be ridiculous.

I laid out the whole job on the phone to you.

If you spoil it, the children will start everyone else in that place to do.

So it's a coincidence?

Yeah.

I could go to prison, Mac. If I'd really done the job, do you think I'd let that

happen?

You can take the money off with you. You wouldn't be in this position.

You can take your money and shove it up your arse.

It's our money, Lin.

You're going to sit around and watch my family starve in the gutter. We are not

starving and we're not in the gutter.

Ben told me about the bacon.

So he can't get his oak smoked bacon. Big fucking deal.

Maple smoke, totally different flavour.

But whatever.

Look, Mac, this is my decision. I just want something different for our family.

getting Vin to bust his arse with a triad.

It may not be a triad. It may just be a rich, creepy, violent Chinese man.

OK, he's a triad. But Vin is paying for what he did.

And he'll be fine once he gets used to the idea and stops moaning to you about

it.

Jesus!

Shame. I was hoping those two would work it out.

Unbelievable.

In broad daylight.

She's shameless.

I'm just a journalist.

Why haven't you told the police?

He is the police.

Abuse of power. Police corruption.

This shit's going to win me awards.

It's Casey.

With a K.

Hey, George.

Click that on the wall.

Three grand.

Donny, hi. It's me.

You know that three and a half grand that Mac left us? Well, I want it back.

Never mind why.

Or just read it very loudly.

Yeah.

Three grand.

For anyone who can give me information on the garden centre job.

Reliable information.

Now, I'm going to put that ad all over town. Online, everywhere.

So, got any info? You better hurry.

Cheers.

What are you doing?

What does it look like? Finn, you need to get back to Mr. Hong. I've had it,

Mr. Hong's just messing with my head.

Mum, he made me dig a huge hole and then fill it back up.

Hold. Finn, you broke something very valuable of his. If he asked you to

like a milkmaid, you'd do it. No, wait a minute. I'm not a queer.

I went out with a milkmaid once.

Big and fat she was.

Like a man.

Look, I know it's not easy.

But maybe working for the Holmes will teach you something about

Yeah, but it's pointless. It makes me feel like crap.

And Dad wouldn't let me do it. I don't care.

If you want to keep living under my roof, you go back to the Holmes.

She used to pretend to milk me, you know.

That was some painful foreplay, my friends.

Club is in the air.

We're offering 9 % of all gardening clubs, so club up! Hey, Caitlin.

Lucy.

What are you doing here?

I just thought I'd pop by and see if you wanted a coffee or something.

You could tell me more about that adulterous, cross -dressing husband of

Enjoying your visit?

Clive, look, I didn't steal the lorry.

I say you did, with 100 % certainty.

Really? Why?

A member of staff saw you commit the crime.

That is bullshit. They're lying. Who's saying that?

Caitlin?

But you know I didn't.

I'd like you to leave the premises, Mrs Carter. Walk away.

Still there?

He's always there.

How do you sleep?

Like, really badly.

And your face is all spotty.

From the stress, I imagine.

Yeah, exactly.

And you want to be a model, you say?

How long has that been a dream of yours?

Oh.

Ray!

Do you like some cake, Casey?

I'm on a diet.

It's your birthday, love.

Models don't eat cake.

Darling, you're seven.

Are you saying I'm perfect?

Sonny, please leave us alone.

Go on.

No, by all means.

What's the problem?

I always thought the police were wankers. It turns out I was right.

What are you on about?

I just found Constable Harrison outside my house masturbating over a picture of

my daughter.

Is that true, Harrison?

It's complicated.

It really isn't, Sergeant. You're number two here as a pervert.

And as if to prove the point, he also had a pair of my son's underpants in his

other hand. God knows how he got them.

You are being very patient, Constable. Anything you ask, my sweet.

I've got you something to keep you going.

Your brother's underpants.

I thought they were yours.

Harrison, I'm not a lawyer, but I strongly advise you to shut up right

now. I couldn't have given him mine, could I? That would have been gross.

What if my daughter had seen it? It could have scarred her for life.

I'm quite flattered.

Although, deep down, I was, like, really scarred.

Mentally.

On behalf...

But, Harrison, I'd like to profusely apologise and promise you that nothing

this is going to happen again. Of course, Harrison will be suspended,

cancelling. Not good enough. I want him thrown out.

Lindsay, please.

You know, he made a mistake, one stupid, rather perverse mistake, but it's not

worth ruining his career over.

The cop allowed second chances, but not me or my family.

That's not true.

I won't file a formal complaint if you drop those ridiculous charges against

Lindsay, that's a lorry load full of stuff. I just can't make that disappear.

Fine, then kiss goodbye to Harrison's career. Lindsay.

Ed, you really have no choice if you want to get him off.

Not that he needed much help this afternoon.

With flowers, Harrison, not your right hand in the pair of her brother's

underpants.

I hope you know that I want that guy to pay as much as you, but it comes down to

this. Are we really going to try and get him sent away with all his police mates

backing him up?

Or are we better keeping me out of jail so I can be around to look after you?

If you don't like that idea, we can go back. Mum, he's only awake, yeah?

What did he want? He thinks maybe he wants Paul after all.

Hello,

sweetheart. Had a good day?

My teacher totally humiliates me.

He makes me sing in front of the whole class.

Darling, you can't sing. You're terrible.

Thanks.

Now he wants me to do it again.

So, I'm going to get my own back, which is where you come in.

How's that?

You used to win poker games all the time, didn't you, Grandpa?

Well, I won a few.

The teacher loves poker. He's obsessed with it.

And he gets really pissed off when he loses.

And if he was to be beaten by an old man in front of all his colleagues...

Humiliation. Exactly.

I can't believe you, Sang.

Those poor children.

Stop, Grandpa.

I've been a very naughty boy, miss.

I haven't done my homework.

Are you going to punish me?

Taylor, do we have to?

What do you mean, miss?

Well, can't we just do it normally for once?

Do it, miss.

That's rude. No, stop.

You're 22.

I'm not your teacher anymore.

It's fun.

Yeah, but just once I'd like you to take me in your arms and treat me like a

woman.

What are you wearing? Vin, it's late.

Ah, the old schoolboy routine. I know it. Vin, what do you want?

They want me to make another hole.

Tomorrow. Another fucking hole.

But I have a plan.

I have an extra plan.

But I need your help.

Does that plan involve drinking more tequila?

I want to get Dad out of jail.

Vin. It's late, mate. Go home.

I'm serious, man.

My life was fine before Mr. Hogg. And if Dad was here, it'd be like it was

before. We could be a family.

Yeah, we could.

In prison.

Finn!

Hi. Dude, didn't you use the teachers?

Catherine Flit. Debt with your head.

You're banging your old teacher.

High five, man. Go home.

Awesome!

Sorry, I just thought, now that we're free of your sister's blackmail, I don't

have to be kept a secret.

No, it's just a fucking brawl.

It's just fun.

Stop moping, Carter, or no biology lessons for you.

Morning, Lindsay.

Morning, Sergeant.

Have you read the paper this morning?

No.

Well, Harris has been suspended pending a full investigation.

May lose his badge.

Nice. Sergeant, I knew nothing about this. Yeah, well, the deal's off.

Tell me, was that lorry worth going to prison for?

What's it?

I made the paper. You knew all about this, didn't you? Mum! It's an

thing to say. I did an interview with you.

Oh.

My headshot came out so well.

Hey, lady, you want chips?

I'm just trying to talk to my daughter.

Hey, I'm trying to run a business here. You want to stand here, you get chips.

It's 11 o 'clock in the morning.

It's never too early for chips, Mrs B. Fine, I'll have some chips. Big or

Small. Casey, how could you let me stand there in front of Bane knowing that

that article was a... Of course. No, Casey, Bane is really angry. I might go

prison. No way, Mummy, come on. Thick or so strong?

Will you stop fucking asking me about the fucking chips?

Dude. I don't think you should let people customise the chips so much.

long.

Simplify. Exactly, my friend.

Can you please knock?

I didn't do it.

Profits are down 12 % this quarter, thanks to you. Clive, you need to listen

me. Head office are all over me, making my life a misery.

Really? So how would you rate your misery as a percentage?

73. Jesus.

Now, you listen, Clive. Whatever you've offered Caitlin to testify against me,

it's not fair. I'm sorry that we didn't get on when I was working here, but

that's no reason to send me to jail. It's not that simple.

I need that lorry back.

I've told you I don't have it.

Myself and head office disagree.

Mr Hong, you've taught me so much about hard work and how doing stuff

makes you feel better.

Faster! Even though you've been tough on me, he's got me into thinking that what

I really wanted to do... You need to get to the point.

Oh.

Well, um... I'm going to do some building work back at the house for Mum.

And I was wondering if I could borrow the digger when I'm done here.

Daddy -a.

Bigger one, huh, Homer?

Ha -ha -ha -ha -ha!

Very well. Take.

Funny little man.

Gentlemen, place your bet.

Let the rocking and rolling begin.

Grandpa, what are you doing here?

I've been waiting out to afraid you.

Your grandpa took a wrong turn, Leanna.

Or maybe that was a right turn, eh, Norman?

Poker. Just like at the home.

You can wait while we finish a few hands, all right, mate?

All right.

Hello? Good evening to you, Mr. Hong.

So what did Vin do?

Please, give him a chance. He's a good boy.

It's not Vin, Mrs. Carter.

Vin is doing excellent work.

He pushes your son, but he does not break.

For me, Vin is an excellent worker.

In China, we have saying, Dance with monkey, all kinds of monkey, together.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh, it not translate so well. But in China, very funny.

So why am I here?

My father hears you pay a good price for information.

You hear right.

For work, I do many things.

Sometimes violent.

Usually violent.

But also I make camera.

My father installed a security camera of that nature.

Sneaky bitch.

Sir Clive knows I didn't do it.

There is something else.

What? Mr. Clive.

He also have a special camera.

So, I'm thinking we counter -sue the garden sensor. Actually, it turns out

Mr. Hong installed the security cameras there. He's got the whole thing on tape.

And that's good, right?

Taylor, I didn't do it.

I know you didn't.

The rest of them thought so.

Who did?

Someone I work with. Who?

Look... The poor woman, she's not exactly had an easy time of it lately.

She framed you, Mum.

Almost got you sent to prison.

Yeah, I know, I know. But she's just trying to make a life for herself, like

am. Not like you.

Because she broke the law.

You didn't.

By the way, have you seen your brother?

No, why?

Well, Mr Holmes said something about Vin getting a digger back tonight. It was

really weird.

Oh, shit!

I suck at him in and out. I think it's time to stop winning. I'm trying.

The truth is I'm terrible at poker. I only used to win because I cheated.

So cheat.

I need a bunch of mirrors and two sidekicks.

Why didn't you tell me?

I don't know.

I sort of hoped I got better.

Then fucking do that.

Norman, it's your deal.

Playing on some freelance landscaping? Unless you can't help me, I don't want

hear it. Vin, I'm not going to try and stop you.

I am going to point out what an incredibly stupid plan this is.

All you do is get yourself locked up.

If Dad was here, he'd tell you not to do this.

Because the last thing he'd want for his son, let's face it, his favourite son,

is to end up just like him.

Good night, gentlemen. Thank you very much.

You're welcome back any time, Norman.

I'm so sorry, love.

Don't be.

Edgar was so excited about winning, he didn't notice me taking this out of his

pocket. There's enough cashier to pay our electricity bill.

Where did you learn to do that?

From you.

Remember?

When you were seven years old.

You taught me everything I know, Grandpa.

Hey.

Hey.

Chips, please.

Small, thick cut, no salt, double salt.

No.

No? No options now, Mo. Just chips.

I've been suspended.

Bummer. The sergeant said you used me to further your career.

Did it help?

Not really.

Congratulations. Employee of the month.

Yeah.

I have to share in the goods.

It's good exposure, isn't it? I want you to know that I don't blame you.

I'm the one who got carried away. Yeah, because you thought that's what I

wanted. I don't want you to feel sorry for me, Casey.

You're too good for that.

Wait! It's the real thing.

It's my way of saying sorry.

You're amazing.

I know.

A word.

Lindsay, I'm guessing you've worked for it. Yeah, you stole the lorry. Yeah, and

Clyde knew.

I thought I was screwed, but he hates you.

He says you're a bad influence.

He said that if I kept quiet and blamed you... I'm sorry, but I'm on parole

here. I can't go back inside.

Are you going to report me?

I could, but, you know, you've got kids to feed, right?

And you're never going to do anything like this again, right?

Right. Then this way's more fun.

Can people please not... What are you doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, don't!

What was that?

Clive's got hidden cameras in the lady's toilet.

You're very ridiculous. Did you see it?

That's so disgusting.

They're not the only hidden cameras in there.

Really? But where else would he... That's why he never replaced the toilet

paper so we'd stay there longer. This is ridiculous.

Here's what you're going to do, Clive.

You're going to drop the charges against me and then you're going to give me my

job back. I can't just... I mean, the missing lorry.

The goods are still stolen. So you're going to personally replace every single

one. And then you're going to remove the cameras, because if you don't, I'm

going to tell the whole world about your little fetish.

It's not that simple.

I can't just buy those goods back.

Clive, you've got hidden cameras in the ladies' toilets. I'd say the chances of

us reaching a deal, percentage -wise, was 100.

Wouldn't you?

For Mum.

For getting her job back. Fuck off.

Maybe in a few weeks' time, we could start having hot food again.

As long as you keep the beans afloat, Mrs C. Turn the lights on.

Grandpa, they cut us off.

Try them. Grandpa. Try them.

You're not as daft as you make out, are you, Norman?

I am Lord of the Dance.

Lovely beans, Mum.

This dinner's gross and cheap.

Yes, it is gross and cheap, but it's ours, and it's earned with honest, hard

-earned money.

And that, to me at least, makes it taste like the greatest food in the world.

Oh, come on, it's not that bad.

Don't dismiss the beam, my friend. There's your mom. That's horrible.