All language subtitles for Honest s01e01

Rich Pickens, my friend.

No, man.

This. Ugly. Means it must be worth
something.

Ugly's good.

Yeah, well, lucky for you, then.

Shut up!

But there's no one here, man. Keep
clicking your ears, Dorothy.

I mean, they're not meant to arrive
until Thursday.

It is Thursday, you dickhead.

Look, we're not going to hurt you, okay?

We're leaving.

What are you going to do, throw your bus
pass at me?

What it's all about is catching the bad
guys and girls.

Women, should I say. Although girls
break the law too. No one's immune, even

pets.

Exciting, isn't it, sir? The thrill of
the trade.

Do I actually look like I'm in the mood
for poetry?

Well, it's not poetry. It's more, you
know, a phrase.

Like, uh... Hot to trot... Any time you
want to stop talking, it's absolutely

fine by me.

Okay?

Don't forget to cash up on Thursday.

Shh!

Oh, the council tax is due next week.
Oh, council tax, sexy.

And if the sewer guy don't come, his
number's under the sink.

Yeah? Who do I call if I don't come?

Sorry.

Oh, no, not today.

Morning, Lizzie.

Fuck off, garden.

I've got a warrant.

My husband's due in court in an hour.
You want to arrest him twice?

Him?

What's up?

You.

I've got a dress.

That's...

Casey,

get up. My model.

Leave my sleeve.

Police are here.

Get to it. We've got company.

Vin, get up!

Mum, run. They've found the Weetabix.

So, where is young Vin?

Wherever he is, he didn't do it.

Did he?

Hear that, lads?

He didn't do it. You'd better go.

You don't mind if I help myself? You
usually do.

So why are you looking for my son?

Well, a couple of guys broke into the
home of a Chinese businessman.

They stole some stuff.

They've attacked an old lady.

I know what you think of this family,
Sergeant, but we don't go around

people, especially not old ladies.

Unfortunately, we've got an eyewitness,
and the description matches Finn.

In fact, exactly matches Finn.

to go through my stuff?

Well, technically, a search warrant
means a do. Oh, and does your warrant

you a right to get a boner in the
process?

What's going on? This pervert was going
through my... I've looked through the

drawers. I found this book. I'll leave
you a few pages.

Oh, please. You're practically reading
it one -handed. You are magnificent.

Is that evidence, Constable? In a manner
of speaking.

Can it, bitch? What is this, Katie?

It's my future, Mum.

Shit.

Gross.

My portfolio.

Well, not all of my portfolio.

Renee's right, we've grown you to do
more.

What's going on?

We're good. Who the hell is Renee?

He's my photographer.

Oh, he's an artist, Mum, just like Da
Vinci. Da Vinci didn't do underwear

Thing is, he needs 1 ,500 quid, which is
almost half the 2 ,000 he usually

charges. You take your clothes off for
this man and then pay him money? The

man's a genius.

This is your daughter, you
insensitive...

trick. I know it, Mum. I could be just
like Naomi Campbell.

Me and Naomi have got so much in common.
I could be famous, Mum. You are not

paying this, Renee. Another penny.

Hey,

do you fancy one?

We never did finish it this morning.

Do you fancy one?

Well, I'm going to prison, love.

Do you fancy one is what you say when
you want another drink, not when you're

trying to seduce your wife.

Well, if I'm thirsty.

You've got to miss Taylor's

graduation. Like you'll care.

Love, don't worry.

Wilson says I'll only get a year.

Out in nine months.

We've had word.

He's here.

Wilson.

Ready to pervert the course of justice
once more?

Feeling good about this one, Mac.

All the ducks in a row, sitting there,
real nice.

Keep on being beautiful for me.

And don't get pregnant.

You too.

Going to get that one.

Be good for your mum.

Don't drop the soap, yeah?

Right.

I suppose you'd better get going.

Mum, that was Grandpa's neighbour.

Apparently his house is, like, burning
down.

Go. The trial. No, I'd rather you look
after my dad.

See you then.

OK.

Come on, girl.

Are you sure your brother's going to be
walking this way?

Of course I'm sure.

Are your ribs still hurting?

What do you think?

You know, we don't need all our ribs.

Because some people remove their bottom
ribs so they can bend lower and give

themselves a blowjob.

But it's a slippery slope, my friend.

You'd never get anything done.

That's why we got extra ribs, you see.

Bare ribs.

Taylor! Oi!

Loser! Right, dickhead.

Monkey shagger.

Want me to hold your hand on the way to
the courtroom?

No, that's not why I'm here.

Mum could use our support and I know Dad
would want you there. He'll get three

mumps, Max, like always.

Are you a lawyer now, too? Can't bend
over and take it like you, brother.

You're gonna burn.

Forget it, I'll see you around.

No, wait, wait.

I'm here because I need your help.

Oh, Vin, I don't want to know. I got
backed up pretty badly.

Hey, you probably felt it, man. You
know, that psychic twin connection

Early this morning, I'm betting it felt
like someone was giving it the Chinese

kickboxing, right?

What's he on about?

I need a doctor.

Okay. Your swanky law firm must have
doctors, right? Some of the lawyers get

diseases. You're a moron. I think I
broke my ribs.

If you'd broken them, you wouldn't be
walking, which means they're probably

bruised. Take some painkillers, you'll
be fine. Hey, Taylor!

Have you ever, like, tried to blow
yourself?

I don't know how to answer that.

So I won't. I knew I shouldn't have
bothered asking you.

Jesus.

Dude, you'll never do it.

Fucking spare ribs.

Wow, Grandpa's really done this fire.

I was just trying to light the fire.

You haven't got a fire.

No.

Suppose I have to live with you now.

You have cable.

So, you reckon out in nine?

Could be, Matt.

Could be.

Yep.

Reasonably confident about this one.

Reasonably confident?

Definitely.

Fairly reasonably confident.

Vincent! Hey, you're the wrong twin.
Sorry.

Have you ever thought of wearing some
kind of badge? It's awfully confusing.

I'll look into it.

Hi, Dad.

What are you doing here?

I'm here for Mum.

Watching your sorry arse being thrown
into prison is just a bonus.

Your mother heard you speak to me like
that, she'd go through the roof.

She understands about loyalty, respect,
love.

All the shit they don't teach you in law
school.

Where is Mum, anyway?

Right, you, off to school.

But shouldn't I stay with Grandpa?

Betty!

You look sensational.

No, Norman, that's Liana, your
granddaughter.

You want me to dance for you? Betty's
dead.

Casey, get him inside before he starts
taking his shirt off. Oh, why me? I had

plans, Mum. I was going to exfoliate.

Because I've got to go to court for your
father's trial.

And your grandfather's doing a lap dance
in the driveway.

I like being in jail.

There's always someone to talk to.

Where have you been?

Reza's place.

Why haven't you your face?

I fell over.

Twice. Why aren't you more like your
brother?

Taylor! Taylor, look!

And now the great stupendo. The great
stupido, more like. Just watch, okay?

Whee!

You're supposed to fill up with water
first.

What's Taylor got to do with anything?

Ben, think very carefully about what you
say next. But then we'll be here all

day. If you know anything about a couple
of blokes robbing a Chinese guy, I want

you to tell me now.

No.

You might want to run down the station
and tell Sergeant Blaine that.

Why? I have to go.

Hello, Grandpa.

Welcome to your new home.

Yeah, you might want to put your clothes
back on as well.

Looks like a palace.

OK,

Grandpa, you're going to be in Taylor's
old room, right? It'll be fun.

But, Grandpa, listen.

Mum said she'd be going to school today.
Since when did you care?

I was thinking maybe you could take him
along.

And put him where?

I've got my beauty routine to do, and I
can't do that. I'm here looking after

him, can I? Not some irritating problem
that you could just pass on to other

people, can you see?

We got any paint chillers? What,
upstairs?

He's our grandpa, and it's up to us to
look after him. He doesn't even know who

we are.

His house just burnt down. He's in
shock.

He was fine last week, right?

Bye. Bye.

People don't go senile overnight.

Grandpa, stop.

Sit down.

You can't catch me, Becky.

Grandpa, come back.

Oh, this is so cutting into our waxing
time, Leanne.

Dude, Grandpa's lost him. Poor bastard.

No, right, not him.

I got caught up.

Where is he? Is he gone?

Yeah. Oh, bugger.

He said to say he'll see you soon.

He also said some other stuff, but maybe
to the judge, and mainly unrepeatable.

What did he get?

Er... What?

What does that mean? Why are you holding
up your fingers? Why are they doing

that?

Four years.

I've got to, you know...

Four years?

Whatever happened to his fucking ducks,
the ones he had in a fucking row?

We'll appeal it.

Jesus Christ, four years? What the hell
am I... Look, I can stay with you a

while if you want. You've got your own
life to get on with.

It's no trouble.

Four years for nicking a car.

Which used as a getaway vehicle for the
bank job.

Sorry. Go on, get back to work. I'll see
to this afternoon.

It's a stupid ceremony. I can skip it.
Don't you dare.

We all want to be there for you.

I want to be there for you. The others
don't have a choice.

Come here.

Go on. All right. Yes.

Not so fast, Lindsay Carter.

Can I help you? My name's Vicky Hung,
and I'm sure you know why I'm here.

Now, why do I get the feeling you should
be stroking a sinister, fluffy cat

right now?

Your son, Vin, broke into my father's
home.

Nice story, but there is that boring
thing we like to call proof.

This was found in the living room.

Is that it?

There are DNA tests.

Skin cells, dandruff, plus... Your
handiwork, I'm guessing.

What do you want?

To talk.

Why haven't you given that evidence to
Sergeant Bain?

Luckily, my father is the kind of man
who prefers to talk matters out in his

way.

Is he the kind of man who likes to talk?
The police would not have been involved

if not for our neighbours.

Just that they're quietly kind of men, I
think.

Your son took something very precious
from my father.

How much do you want?

You think this is about money? Money?

Not anymore, no.

This? This priceless family heirloom.

Oh, really?

It's kind of ugly.

He says get it back.

Is that all he said?

There were some bad words too.

Okay, why all the cloak and dagger? Why
not go to the police?

Your dad's not really a businessman, is
he?

I think you should leave now.

Talk to you about Mac.

What happened?

Four. Four?

That's not fair, man.

Anyone think he broke the law or
something?

Shut up, Donny.

We won't run this one past Mum, yeah?

Oh, can't lie to your mum, mate.

Her and Mac, it's not just business.

It's not just sell our stolen goods,
Donny.

They're like family.

Then again, who doesn't lie to their
family now and then?

Cheers.

Hey, do you think she'll get lonely with
your dad away for so long?

She's a woman, your mum.

Hey, man.

I thought you said two grand.

Yeah. Well, there's only 1 ,700 here.

Really? Maths, eh?

Never my strong point. Lucky your mum
looks after that side of things. Great

business, Eleanor. Well, it's a lovely
fairer. Dude, stop.

Legs. I was going to say legs. Dude,
that's my mum, you sick bastard.

Oh, one other thing.

There you go.

How much for the priceless Chinese ring?

Well, now, that's quite something.

Yeah? Yeah.

Genuine Ming. Ming.

Because it's Ming -ging. Shut up, Donny.
It's probably Wong Dynasty or

something. 20 quid.

20 quid? This could be worth millions.

50. Sweet.

Isn't she hip?

Rock on, guys.

Rock on.

How can I help?

Apologies for not seeing you earlier. I
was teaching through the medium of song.

Oh, right.

I'm trying to break down the boundaries
between teacher and pupil.

We're all really just buddies here,
right, guys?

I'm looking for Leanna Carter, the woman
at the office that I find her here.

Oh, I think she's ill again.

Sorry? A haemophilia. A what?

Haemophilia. It's a condition of the
blood. Yes, I know what it means.

Don't she spend Fridays doing work
experience at the animal shelter?

That's Wednesdays. On Fridays she goes
to advance lacrosse.

What? Didn't she get transferred?

Well, I heard she was dead.

As far as I can figure out, Miss Flit,
my daughter hasn't actually been at

Riddle Comprehensive for some time.

Oh, Deputy Head, can you shed any light
on how I didn't know about that?

Rest assured, I'll get to the bottom of
this.

But whichever teacher's responsible, we
can't be too harsh on them. Leanna's a

very clever girl.

Yeah, well... Don't know that she's too
clever for our own good.

Too right.

I mean, she's a very clever girl. That's
what I mean.

The last thing I needed today.

What, Taylor's graduation?

You remember Taylor?

Of course.

Lesson one.

Shag me.

Fiercely. Whatever you say, miss.

A teacher always remembers her best
pupil. Is there anything else I can do

help? No, I'll find her.

Shit.

Taylor, we have a problem.

Where is she?

At school.

Advanced lacrosse, maybe?

You don't understand. There's something
seriously wrong.

Wrong? What's wrong? The second act of
my script is a total mess.

Don't you want to go to college like
Taylor?

I want to be a filmmaker. You don't need
an education to be a filmmaker.

Come on.

If you're not careful, you're going to
end up like your sister.

Yeah, right. I'm going to get an obscure
disease that doubles my leg length and

halves my brain power.

Why were you looking for me anyway?
Dad's sentence.

Six months.

Try four years.

Jesus. How the hell did you get away
with this for so long?

But this was... When Taylor was 16.

Years ago.

And now the time has come for me to use
these photos.

What do you want?

Never to go to school again.

Also, I really like your shoes.

I have to run into town, do some things.
And when I get back, I want you both

looking decent for your brother.

Easier for Sam.

Shut up.

I heard about Dad.

Wilson called.

Yeah. How are you doing, Norman?

Armed and ready, sir.

Right, good.

Do you think he's going, you know,
like... She's a bit of sensitivity,

Where's Ben?

Fine, I'll find him. You two stay here.

Look, man, I found a job.

I should get more.

Yeah, but I did the planning.

Get in, get the stuff, put it in the
van.

I planned it.

It's a little bit more complicated than
that.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

There was that bit where you got the
shit beaten out of you by a very old

Chinese woman.

I cannot defend myself.

My mum raised me never to hit a woman.
Fuck you with a chance.

The old bird was too busy going Tony
John your nuts, man.

Shut up, man.

Ah!

Fuck!

as long as you never tell anyone what
happened.

All right, man.

Huh?

Ow!

Mum! That hurt!

You did the job on the Chinese house,
didn't you? Mum! I don't care who heard.

It was you, wasn't it?

Unbelievable.

Where's the evidence?

How can you come charging over here,
accusing an innocent man... You left

balaclava. Oh. Right after you beat up
the old lady. No, no, she attacked me.

Why aren't you more like your brother?

Taylor, Taylor, look. Look at my new
cycling helmet.

Yeah, yeah.

Watch.

I can't believe you hurt an old woman.
She started it. And now

I'm the one with the hongs breathing
down my neck.

Who? The hongs. It was their house.

What, so my gun to jail went?

Hey, can they put me in with Dad?

Jesus. Look, you stole a statue. Now you
get that back to him and you won't end

up at the bottom of the ten. What?

Mr Hong is the triad.

Dude!

Do you realise how serious this is? No
wonder that old lady knew all that ninja

shit. Just get that statue back to him.

You can do that, can't you?

Of course.

Good.

Hey, Donny.

Oh, I just want to say how sorry I am
about Meg.

Thanks.

You can let go now.

It's OK if you want to cry.

Donny, your hand's on my arse.

How's business this morning?

You don't have to do that, Lindsay.

I'm fine.

So, you'll be running the shop without
Meg?

Yep.

So, we'll be seeing plenty of each other
then?

I guess.

You'll probably be lonely with Mac gone.

If you like, I could... I'm not having
sex with you, Donny.

But,

you know, it's on the table.

If you change your mind.

How sweet.

Right there.

On the table.

You must have some money stashed away
somewhere.

I'll totally pay you back.

Casey, I'm not giving you 1 ,500 quid so
some perv can take photos of you in

your underwear.

Give him a handjob. See if I give you a
discount.

I beat him down from 2 ,000.

Why don't you just screw him for the
rest?

Because I have my self -respect, Liana.

Yeah, clearly.

I know I could be like Naomi.

I just need photos and I need money.

Ask the job centre.

They subsidise your life as a lazy cow,
don't they?

House of suffering and torment.

We need to talk.

Ah.

Alarm art, brother.

I wondered when you'd call.

Finally got caught, eh?

Temporary setback.

Catherine's very worried.

Thinks I'm going to take her down with
me.

Come and have lunch. We'll talk about
it.

Hang on.

Where are you going?

I can't.

Mum says I have to stay here.

She also said you had to go to school.

Do I have to wear the outfit?

That's what I pay you for.

Be a man alive, Nicky bastard.

I look like a princess.

What happened?

Oh, I don't know.

Were they transferring you?

Tonight.

How did you get in?

I'm not supposed to get any visitors.

I know a few legal tricks of the trade.

Bribe the guard?

Yeah.

Sorry I couldn't be here.

I didn't miss much.

Who was it?

Judge Frankins. The listening guy.

Are you sick of me, Mr. Carter? You and
all your thoughts. That's that. I've

been confused.

Four years, man.

Jesus, son.

Right.

Longs must tell, mate's gentle.

That's not funny.

How's your mum?

Um, not the best.

Need to ask you something.

That Chinese job I told you about.

might have turned up something.

This is ornament, yeah?

And the guy's very keen to get it back.

But I mean, I'm no art expert or
anything, but it's kind of hideous.

So I'm thinking maybe there's something
inside it, such as...

You know?

The kind of thing that comes into this
country.

From Asia.

How are we? I know what you're talking
about.

Just keep your voice down. We never deal
with that kind of shit. We always do.

How much do you think is in there?

Do you know what I'm saying?

I'm saying, check it out.

Be careful.

Where is everybody?

Over the hills and far away.

Norman, listen, where are my children? I
need them at Taylor's graduation.

Do you want me to dance for you?

Oh, God.

We had an agreement, remember?

It's her own bloody fault.

How is that? I thought your girlfriend
was bright.

Youngest deputy ever.

So how come she couldn't come up with an
excuse?

I was on a field trip or something.

I gave her my mobile number precisely
for this eventuality. What is it with

and school?

I love school.

Because you were boning your teacher.

Stop blackmailing Catherine.

I know, boss.

What are you doing at my desk?

Now.

Mr. Cavey. Taylor, those contracts you
needed me to sign. Right here.

You remember my sister?

Yes.

My pleasure.

Assalamu alaikum.

Indeed.

Thanks for coming by, Mr Cavey. My
pleasure.

I'm not blackmailing her.

You threatened to send the photos to the
school governors unless she gave you

all the time off school you wanted.

It's only kind of blackmailing.

Like two people getting what they want
out of a tricky situation.

I get to work around the stupid law that
says I've got to go to school till I'm

16 and she gets to keep her job.

You know, Taylor, it would break Mum's
heart to know that her favourite son's

entire career is based on a lie.

Thank you for coming in, Taylor.

I should warn you that this year we're
placing an emphasis on minority

candidates. Unless, of course, a
candidate is acceptable.

You'll be notified in due course.

Right. It would be better off if I was a
Muslim.

You're Muslim?

You don't look like a Muslim.

Mr Cavey.

Being a Muslim is a matter of faith.
It's not about the colour of your skin.

Right, of course I have. There's no
mention of it here. Well, you know how

is. Today's climate.

The amount of discrimination that goes
on. It can be hard.

Are you going to blackmail me too?

No, your family.

Thanks. Also, kind of involved here.

You want an advance on your benefit?

To properly launch my modelling career.

I need more photos.

Miss Carter.

That's nice.

Thanks.

The government provides unemployment
benefit to those actively seeking

employment. Well, I am seeking. That's
why I'm here.

We're not a bank, so we can't... Oh.

That's a cracker. Some people say that I
look like a young Naomi Campbell.

Yeah? I can see that. Yeah?

I mean, you...

You're whiter, obviously, but... Miss
Carter, the Government Unemployment

can't hand out advances.

Is there nothing you can do?

I'll have a look.

You want this?

Back? Yeah.

Why?

I've got a sudden urge to collect
Chinese art. What's it to you?

Fifty quid.

Ah, that's what I bought it for.

So? I've got to make a profit, then.

Hundred. Five hundred.

What? It's an antique.

From the Wong dynasty.

No, it isn't. Are you an expert on the
Wong dynasty?

You pay me 50.

Maybe we should get your mum to appraise
it.

Oh, for God's sake.

I'll be with you in a second.

And I wonder if everyone thinks the
government are useless when it takes all

you lot to fix one photocopier. If you
just wait in the office, I'll be right

there. But come on. Renee said that I
needed to get the money for him as soon

as... We needed a copy for our records.

You bastard!

Miss Carter, I can explain.

No one uses my pictures without paying
me!

Oh, a rare sighting of a family member.

You got that statue?

Bit of a problem.

Such as?

Not having it.

So where is it now?

I, um... I kind of dropped it.

You what?

I dropped it.

You broke it?

Kind of. Can it be fixed?

I think they'd notice.

Did I not make myself perfectly clear?
No statue means that the Hongs either

give the evidence to the police or his
triad friends pay you a visit.

Fink.

Why did you even mess with it, Finn?

Because I thought there might be
something inside it. Such as?

Willy Wonka's magical golden ticket,
what?

Why should I even tell you anyway?

With that inside, someone's got to make
the decisions.

Where's all this coming from?

I went to see him, and he's been armed
with men in the house, so I have to look

after the rest of you.

What did you think within the statue,
Vin?

Maybe drugs.

This family does what it needs to to get
by. That does not include dealing

drugs. Yeah, well, maybe we should
start.

Typical. This is so typical. You know, I
have always tried to love you and

Taylor the same, give you the same
breaks in life, but you know what? I'm

with running after this family, so let
the triad stick you in a ditch. I

give up!

Sergeant Bain, can you please stop
tormenting my family?

What's wrong with it anyway?

Uh, it's illegal, and you're better than
that. Oh, spare me the counseling

pearls.

What's going on?

Oi! Leave my little girl alone!

Hey, your little girl was caught
assaulting a government employee.

What? Mum, I had no choice.

They were trying to exploit unlicensed
image rights, and Naomi says people so

should not be allowed to do that. She
actually threw a statement right in his

nuts. Oh, we're standing up for women
everywhere.

Jesus, Katie, just get inside, will you?

We're not going to press charges.

How unlike you, Sergeant, missing out on
a chance to screw over my family.

Yeah, well, you've had a bad day.

What would you know about it? I don't
get you. I'm trying to do you a favour.

I don't think your daughter's a bad
girl, and locking her up's not going to

anyone any good, is it?

But believe it or not, I've got a job to
do, which involves...

Crouching criminals.

And unfortunately, most of those
criminals happen to be members of your

Very sorry about that.

What did I miss?

Is he gone yet? Right.

If anyone, anyone leaves this house
while I'm out, I will devote my life to

making theirs a misery. And this is new
how?

I'm not joking.

And when I get back, we're going to your
brother's graduation.

See, you better bloody well be dressed
when I get here.

Wasn't that Vin I just saw?

Yeah.

Well, shouldn't we, you know, question
him?

Isn't that you, Harrison?

I've heard this about a number of times
before.

Start the car. I must be stressful being
beautiful day in and day out. Start the

car. Casey Carter's a good person, I can
tell. Listen, Harrison, you're going to

be spending an awful lot of time here.

The car tours are going to keep you very
busy. They don't seem that bad.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

You'll learn.

But she's got other qualities as well.
Start the pigging car!

Oh, sorry, sir.

Turn up for the books, eh?

Four years.

Guess I can work on my pottery.

You're all right, love. I've got Wilson
working on the appeal.

Looks like Vin will be able to join you.

No. Immediately, of course, but when he
goes down for the robbery.

What's that then?

That when you get out, you'll still have
seven years left. That's if he isn't

dead, because some prick suggested he
start dealing drugs.

I never said that. Really? What did you
say then? Because that's sure as shit

what Vin heard.

You've never given that boy much credit,
have you?

Not like your precious Taylor. I love
all our children equally, Mac, but I

them where they are, which is not in
prison. I'm not dead.

Vin would be all right if he was trying
to look after you like I am. Jesus

Christ, Mac, it's a miracle I still love
you.

You go where the money is or you get
out.

Vin knows that.

Taylor's graduation.

That'd be massive.

Kind of like watching Vin graduate.

Because they look the same.

Maybe it wasn't worth it.

Not if I'd be kept inside all day.

I thought about going to uni, Grandpa C.

Sociology.

But them books.

Sweet fucking Moses. They were big.

Ain't no one can read that much.

I should be there.

Nah. You're not well, my friend.

That's why they want me to look after
you.

And dude.

No sweat.

I am going to look after you. I'm going
to look after both of us.

Taylor Carter, Bachelor of Arts Degree
with Honours in Law.

Simon England.

I am so proud of you.

I can't breathe.

What's been wrong?

Donny, listen very carefully.

Lindsay, I know it's been a hell of a
shock. Yes, Donny, have you got it? With

Mac and everything. Have you got it?
Have you gone a bit mental or something?

Probably. Have you cleaned up the
accounts like I asked?

Is this it?

Tide's a bit out at the moment, hey?

Shit.

Have to do. Do what exactly?

These. Are all yours.

You what?

You have it?

No. It's gone.

Destroyed.

Now, I figure there are two ways we can
deal with that.

You can send my boy to prison, or you
can chop off his fingers and start a war

between our two families.

A war that will do no one any good.

Or we can go down the other road.

Other road.

Mrs. Carter.

This more than money.

This respect.

Go on up.

What else do you want?

You guys know I love you all more than
anything else, right?

Is this going to take long?

Your dad said something to me today that
made a lot of sense. He said, you go

where the money is or you get out. And
that got me thinking.

And then watching Taylor graduate. Will
you put that out?

Dude, run.

It's an intervention.

It's just pot.

I can quit when I want. I'm not asking
you to quit. I just want you to

concentrate.

We've been where the money is. And look
where it's got us.

Your dad went inside today for four
years. He's going to miss the next four

years of your lives. And we've been
treating it like it's an occupational

hazard. Well, not anymore.

From today, this family's going
straight.

No way, Mrs C. Reza, you're not actually
a member of this family.

Yeah, but still, ain't no one I'd rather
steal stuff with than Vin.

You mean that?

Yeah, man.

Thanks, mate.

You are so gay.

Casey, I called the employment agency
and they've lined you up with a job at

chippy. What? Rihanna, I spoke to Miss
Flit.

and I've assured her that your
attendance record will be spotless. Even

are dying, you're going to school.

Then I paid off the home.

It was a family heirloom, but they're
not unreasonable people, so they'll let

be if you go and work for them. What?

Yeah, they need some help around the
house, cleaning the pool, maybe doing a

of driving.

Nothing dodgy, just good hard work.

No way, man.

I'm not taking up the dairy for a bunch
of triads. Damn right better than going

to prison, wouldn't you agree?

From now on, we're going to earn our
money just like everyone else.

Everyone else we know steals stuff.

Now, we're going to celebrate the
example that your brother's given us,

just because we're carters doesn't mean
we have to be criminals.

Mum,

where's the beer?

Funnily enough, they're in the fridge.

Grandad, do you want another sausage?

Betty, you look even more sensational.

Thank you.

Do you want another footage?

It was in Amsterdam.

What?

I like being surrounded by young people.

It's much better than sitting all on
your own.

Worth burning your house down for?

Always. I'm flooding it, flogging it and
leaving it open to encourage squatters.

I won't tell.

Oh, Grandpa.

You must be so proud.

I'm not proud.

All right, big dickhead.

All right, donkey wanker. Cross -faced
shitbasket.

I think we're done.

Thanks for ruining my life.

Pleasure. What have I done now? Thanks
to you, we're all going straight.

Mum laid it all out for us. Let's follow
Taylor's example.

Is that true?

The Carpers are now upstanding citizens.

That's the plan.

All those years at university, training
to defend my family, and you go and

change the rules on me.

Yeah, well, you might still get your
chance.

Do you want me to... No, you stay.

You're here for Vin. Please, not now.
No, no, no, no, no. The Holmes have

changed their story.

Yeah, apparently the old lady's a bit
doolally and got the description

completely wrong.

In fact, we're now looking for an eight
-foot Korean.

I'm sure you already know that.

Having a good day?

A bit ups and downs.

Nice to meet with Taylor's graduation.

Nice of you to turn over a new leaf.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. The Carter family won't be
troubling you anymore.

Why is that? Thinking of moving?

I meant in the legal sense, Ed. All that
is behind us.

Now,

that can't be done.

I say it can.

I do hope you enjoy your classes.

Remember, in Cod, we trust.

It's not just a name. It's a philosophy,
yeah?

People have to trust our Cod. Trust us.

So, let's work together as a team.

Casey, tell me, how are the goujons?

Crispy and bursting with flavour.

Good girl!

Hey, remember, sweetheart?

You work hard enough, you could end up
just like our Tracy.

Who's that about?

He said do it again, but better.

I gave you a teller. Are you sick or
something?

It's not funny.

I had all these jobs lined up. I'm
sorry.

Well, she actually thinks... She thinks
it's going to actually happen.

Well, yeah.