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Rich Pickens, my friend.

No, man.

This. Ugly. Means it must be worth something.

Ugly's good.

Yeah, well, lucky for you, then.

Shut up!

But there's no one here, man. Keep clicking your ears, Dorothy.

I mean, they're not meant to arrive until Thursday.

It is Thursday, you dickhead.

Look, we're not going to hurt you, okay?

We're leaving.

What are you going to do, throw your bus pass at me?

What it's all about is catching the bad guys and girls.

Women, should I say. Although girls break the law too. No one's immune, even

pets.

Exciting, isn't it, sir? The thrill of the trade.

Do I actually look like I'm in the mood for poetry?

Well, it's not poetry. It's more, you know, a phrase.

Like, uh... Hot to trot... Any time you want to stop talking, it's absolutely

fine by me.

Okay?

Don't forget to cash up on Thursday.

Shh!

Oh, the council tax is due next week. Oh, council tax, sexy.

And if the sewer guy don't come, his number's under the sink.

Yeah? Who do I call if I don't come?

Sorry.

Oh, no, not today.

Morning, Lizzie.

Fuck off, garden.

I've got a warrant.

My husband's due in court in an hour. You want to arrest him twice?

Him?

What's up?

You.

I've got a dress.

That's...

Casey,

get up. My model.

Leave my sleeve.

Police are here.

Get to it. We've got company.

Vin, get up!

Mum, run. They've found the Weetabix.

So, where is young Vin?

Wherever he is, he didn't do it.

Did he?

Hear that, lads?

He didn't do it. You'd better go.

You don't mind if I help myself? You usually do.

So why are you looking for my son?

Well, a couple of guys broke into the home of a Chinese businessman.

They stole some stuff.

They've attacked an old lady.

I know what you think of this family, Sergeant, but we don't go around

people, especially not old ladies.

Unfortunately, we've got an eyewitness, and the description matches Finn.

In fact, exactly matches Finn.

to go through my stuff?

Well, technically, a search warrant means a do. Oh, and does your warrant

you a right to get a boner in the process?

What's going on? This pervert was going through my... I've looked through the

drawers. I found this book. I'll leave you a few pages.

Oh, please. You're practically reading it one -handed. You are magnificent.

Is that evidence, Constable? In a manner of speaking.

Can it, bitch? What is this, Katie?

It's my future, Mum.

Shit.

Gross.

My portfolio.

Well, not all of my portfolio.

Renee's right, we've grown you to do more.

What's going on?

We're good. Who the hell is Renee?

He's my photographer.

Oh, he's an artist, Mum, just like Da Vinci. Da Vinci didn't do underwear

Thing is, he needs 1 ,500 quid, which is almost half the 2 ,000 he usually

charges. You take your clothes off for this man and then pay him money? The

man's a genius.

This is your daughter, you insensitive...

trick. I know it, Mum. I could be just like Naomi Campbell.

Me and Naomi have got so much in common. I could be famous, Mum. You are not

paying this, Renee. Another penny.

Hey,

do you fancy one?

We never did finish it this morning.

Do you fancy one?

Well, I'm going to prison, love.

Do you fancy one is what you say when you want another drink, not when you're

trying to seduce your wife.

Well, if I'm thirsty.

You've got to miss Taylor's

graduation. Like you'll care.

Love, don't worry.

Wilson says I'll only get a year.

Out in nine months.

We've had word.

He's here.

Wilson.

Ready to pervert the course of justice once more?

Feeling good about this one, Mac.

All the ducks in a row, sitting there, real nice.

Keep on being beautiful for me.

And don't get pregnant.

You too.

Going to get that one.

Be good for your mum.

Don't drop the soap, yeah?

Right.

I suppose you'd better get going.

Mum, that was Grandpa's neighbour.

Apparently his house is, like, burning down.

Go. The trial. No, I'd rather you look after my dad.

See you then.

OK.

Come on, girl.

Are you sure your brother's going to be walking this way?

Of course I'm sure.

Are your ribs still hurting?

What do you think?

You know, we don't need all our ribs.

Because some people remove their bottom ribs so they can bend lower and give

themselves a blowjob.

But it's a slippery slope, my friend.

You'd never get anything done.

That's why we got extra ribs, you see.

Bare ribs.

Taylor! Oi!

Loser! Right, dickhead.

Monkey shagger.

Want me to hold your hand on the way to the courtroom?

No, that's not why I'm here.

Mum could use our support and I know Dad would want you there. He'll get three

mumps, Max, like always.

Are you a lawyer now, too? Can't bend over and take it like you, brother.

You're gonna burn.

Forget it, I'll see you around.

No, wait, wait.

I'm here because I need your help.

Oh, Vin, I don't want to know. I got backed up pretty badly.

Hey, you probably felt it, man. You know, that psychic twin connection

Early this morning, I'm betting it felt like someone was giving it the Chinese

kickboxing, right?

What's he on about?

I need a doctor.

Okay. Your swanky law firm must have doctors, right? Some of the lawyers get

diseases. You're a moron. I think I broke my ribs.

If you'd broken them, you wouldn't be walking, which means they're probably

bruised. Take some painkillers, you'll be fine. Hey, Taylor!

Have you ever, like, tried to blow yourself?

I don't know how to answer that.

So I won't. I knew I shouldn't have bothered asking you.

Jesus.

Dude, you'll never do it.

Fucking spare ribs.

Wow, Grandpa's really done this fire.

I was just trying to light the fire.

You haven't got a fire.

No.

Suppose I have to live with you now.

You have cable.

So, you reckon out in nine?

Could be, Matt.

Could be.

Yep.

Reasonably confident about this one.

Reasonably confident?

Definitely.

Fairly reasonably confident.

Vincent! Hey, you're the wrong twin. Sorry.

Have you ever thought of wearing some kind of badge? It's awfully confusing.

I'll look into it.

Hi, Dad.

What are you doing here?

I'm here for Mum.

Watching your sorry arse being thrown into prison is just a bonus.

Your mother heard you speak to me like that, she'd go through the roof.

She understands about loyalty, respect, love.

All the shit they don't teach you in law school.

Where is Mum, anyway?

Right, you, off to school.

But shouldn't I stay with Grandpa?

Betty!

You look sensational.

No, Norman, that's Liana, your granddaughter.

You want me to dance for you? Betty's dead.

Casey, get him inside before he starts taking his shirt off. Oh, why me? I had

plans, Mum. I was going to exfoliate.

Because I've got to go to court for your father's trial.

And your grandfather's doing a lap dance in the driveway.

I like being in jail.

There's always someone to talk to.

Where have you been?

Reza's place.

Why haven't you your face?

I fell over.

Twice. Why aren't you more like your brother?

Taylor! Taylor, look!

And now the great stupendo. The great stupido, more like. Just watch, okay?

Whee!

You're supposed to fill up with water first.

What's Taylor got to do with anything?

Ben, think very carefully about what you say next. But then we'll be here all

day. If you know anything about a couple of blokes robbing a Chinese guy, I want

you to tell me now.

No.

You might want to run down the station and tell Sergeant Blaine that.

Why? I have to go.

Hello, Grandpa.

Welcome to your new home.

Yeah, you might want to put your clothes back on as well.

Looks like a palace.

OK,

Grandpa, you're going to be in Taylor's old room, right? It'll be fun.

But, Grandpa, listen.

Mum said she'd be going to school today. Since when did you care?

I was thinking maybe you could take him along.

And put him where?

I've got my beauty routine to do, and I can't do that. I'm here looking after

him, can I? Not some irritating problem that you could just pass on to other

people, can you see?

We got any paint chillers? What, upstairs?

He's our grandpa, and it's up to us to look after him. He doesn't even know who

we are.

His house just burnt down. He's in shock.

He was fine last week, right?

Bye. Bye.

People don't go senile overnight.

Grandpa, stop.

Sit down.

You can't catch me, Becky.

Grandpa, come back.

Oh, this is so cutting into our waxing time, Leanne.

Dude, Grandpa's lost him. Poor bastard.

No, right, not him.

I got caught up.

Where is he? Is he gone?

Yeah. Oh, bugger.

He said to say he'll see you soon.

He also said some other stuff, but maybe to the judge, and mainly unrepeatable.

What did he get?

Er... What?

What does that mean? Why are you holding up your fingers? Why are they doing

that?

Four years.

I've got to, you know...

Four years?

Whatever happened to his fucking ducks, the ones he had in a fucking row?

We'll appeal it.

Jesus Christ, four years? What the hell am I... Look, I can stay with you a

while if you want. You've got your own life to get on with.

It's no trouble.

Four years for nicking a car.

Which used as a getaway vehicle for the bank job.

Sorry. Go on, get back to work. I'll see to this afternoon.

It's a stupid ceremony. I can skip it. Don't you dare.

We all want to be there for you.

I want to be there for you. The others don't have a choice.

Come here.

Go on. All right. Yes.

Not so fast, Lindsay Carter.

Can I help you? My name's Vicky Hung, and I'm sure you know why I'm here.

Now, why do I get the feeling you should be stroking a sinister, fluffy cat

right now?

Your son, Vin, broke into my father's home.

Nice story, but there is that boring thing we like to call proof.

This was found in the living room.

Is that it?

There are DNA tests.

Skin cells, dandruff, plus... Your handiwork, I'm guessing.

What do you want?

To talk.

Why haven't you given that evidence to Sergeant Bain?

Luckily, my father is the kind of man who prefers to talk matters out in his

way.

Is he the kind of man who likes to talk? The police would not have been involved

if not for our neighbours.

Just that they're quietly kind of men, I think.

Your son took something very precious from my father.

How much do you want?

You think this is about money? Money?

Not anymore, no.

This? This priceless family heirloom.

Oh, really?

It's kind of ugly.

He says get it back.

Is that all he said?

There were some bad words too.

Okay, why all the cloak and dagger? Why not go to the police?

Your dad's not really a businessman, is he?

I think you should leave now.

Talk to you about Mac.

What happened?

Four. Four?

That's not fair, man.

Anyone think he broke the law or something?

Shut up, Donny.

We won't run this one past Mum, yeah?

Oh, can't lie to your mum, mate.

Her and Mac, it's not just business.

It's not just sell our stolen goods, Donny.

They're like family.

Then again, who doesn't lie to their family now and then?

Cheers.

Hey, do you think she'll get lonely with your dad away for so long?

She's a woman, your mum.

Hey, man.

I thought you said two grand.

Yeah. Well, there's only 1 ,700 here.

Really? Maths, eh?

Never my strong point. Lucky your mum looks after that side of things. Great

business, Eleanor. Well, it's a lovely fairer. Dude, stop.

Legs. I was going to say legs. Dude, that's my mum, you sick bastard.

Oh, one other thing.

There you go.

How much for the priceless Chinese ring?

Well, now, that's quite something.

Yeah? Yeah.

Genuine Ming. Ming.

Because it's Ming -ging. Shut up, Donny. It's probably Wong Dynasty or

something. 20 quid.

20 quid? This could be worth millions.

50. Sweet.

Isn't she hip?

Rock on, guys.

Rock on.

How can I help?

Apologies for not seeing you earlier. I was teaching through the medium of song.

Oh, right.

I'm trying to break down the boundaries between teacher and pupil.

We're all really just buddies here, right, guys?

I'm looking for Leanna Carter, the woman at the office that I find her here.

Oh, I think she's ill again.

Sorry? A haemophilia. A what?

Haemophilia. It's a condition of the blood. Yes, I know what it means.

Don't she spend Fridays doing work experience at the animal shelter?

That's Wednesdays. On Fridays she goes to advance lacrosse.

What? Didn't she get transferred?

Well, I heard she was dead.

As far as I can figure out, Miss Flit, my daughter hasn't actually been at

Riddle Comprehensive for some time.

Oh, Deputy Head, can you shed any light on how I didn't know about that?

Rest assured, I'll get to the bottom of this.

But whichever teacher's responsible, we can't be too harsh on them. Leanna's a

very clever girl.

Yeah, well... Don't know that she's too clever for our own good.

Too right.

I mean, she's a very clever girl. That's what I mean.

The last thing I needed today.

What, Taylor's graduation?

You remember Taylor?

Of course.

Lesson one.

Shag me.

Fiercely. Whatever you say, miss.

A teacher always remembers her best pupil. Is there anything else I can do

help? No, I'll find her.

Shit.

Taylor, we have a problem.

Where is she?

At school.

Advanced lacrosse, maybe?

You don't understand. There's something seriously wrong.

Wrong? What's wrong? The second act of my script is a total mess.

Don't you want to go to college like Taylor?

I want to be a filmmaker. You don't need an education to be a filmmaker.

Come on.

If you're not careful, you're going to end up like your sister.

Yeah, right. I'm going to get an obscure disease that doubles my leg length and

halves my brain power.

Why were you looking for me anyway? Dad's sentence.

Six months.

Try four years.

Jesus. How the hell did you get away with this for so long?

But this was... When Taylor was 16.

Years ago.

And now the time has come for me to use these photos.

What do you want?

Never to go to school again.

Also, I really like your shoes.

I have to run into town, do some things. And when I get back, I want you both

looking decent for your brother.

Easier for Sam.

Shut up.

I heard about Dad.

Wilson called.

Yeah. How are you doing, Norman?

Armed and ready, sir.

Right, good.

Do you think he's going, you know, like... She's a bit of sensitivity,

Where's Ben?

Fine, I'll find him. You two stay here.

Look, man, I found a job.

I should get more.

Yeah, but I did the planning.

Get in, get the stuff, put it in the van.

I planned it.

It's a little bit more complicated than that.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

There was that bit where you got the shit beaten out of you by a very old

Chinese woman.

I cannot defend myself.

My mum raised me never to hit a woman. Fuck you with a chance.

The old bird was too busy going Tony John your nuts, man.

Shut up, man.

Ah!

Fuck!

as long as you never tell anyone what happened.

All right, man.

Huh?

Ow!

Mum! That hurt!

You did the job on the Chinese house, didn't you? Mum! I don't care who heard.

It was you, wasn't it?

Unbelievable.

Where's the evidence?

How can you come charging over here, accusing an innocent man... You left

balaclava. Oh. Right after you beat up the old lady. No, no, she attacked me.

Why aren't you more like your brother?

Taylor, Taylor, look. Look at my new cycling helmet.

Yeah, yeah.

Watch.

I can't believe you hurt an old woman. She started it. And now

I'm the one with the hongs breathing down my neck.

Who? The hongs. It was their house.

What, so my gun to jail went?

Hey, can they put me in with Dad?

Jesus. Look, you stole a statue. Now you get that back to him and you won't end

up at the bottom of the ten. What?

Mr Hong is the triad.

Dude!

Do you realise how serious this is? No wonder that old lady knew all that ninja

shit. Just get that statue back to him.

You can do that, can't you?

Of course.

Good.

Hey, Donny.

Oh, I just want to say how sorry I am about Meg.

Thanks.

You can let go now.

It's OK if you want to cry.

Donny, your hand's on my arse.

How's business this morning?

You don't have to do that, Lindsay.

I'm fine.

So, you'll be running the shop without Meg?

Yep.

So, we'll be seeing plenty of each other then?

I guess.

You'll probably be lonely with Mac gone.

If you like, I could... I'm not having sex with you, Donny.

But,

you know, it's on the table.

If you change your mind.

How sweet.

Right there.

On the table.

You must have some money stashed away somewhere.

I'll totally pay you back.

Casey, I'm not giving you 1 ,500 quid so some perv can take photos of you in

your underwear.

Give him a handjob. See if I give you a discount.

I beat him down from 2 ,000.

Why don't you just screw him for the rest?

Because I have my self -respect, Liana.

Yeah, clearly.

I know I could be like Naomi.

I just need photos and I need money.

Ask the job centre.

They subsidise your life as a lazy cow, don't they?

House of suffering and torment.

We need to talk.

Ah.

Alarm art, brother.

I wondered when you'd call.

Finally got caught, eh?

Temporary setback.

Catherine's very worried.

Thinks I'm going to take her down with me.

Come and have lunch. We'll talk about it.

Hang on.

Where are you going?

I can't.

Mum says I have to stay here.

She also said you had to go to school.

Do I have to wear the outfit?

That's what I pay you for.

Be a man alive, Nicky bastard.

I look like a princess.

What happened?

Oh, I don't know.

Were they transferring you?

Tonight.

How did you get in?

I'm not supposed to get any visitors.

I know a few legal tricks of the trade.

Bribe the guard?

Yeah.

Sorry I couldn't be here.

I didn't miss much.

Who was it?

Judge Frankins. The listening guy.

Are you sick of me, Mr. Carter? You and all your thoughts. That's that. I've

been confused.

Four years, man.

Jesus, son.

Right.

Longs must tell, mate's gentle.

That's not funny.

How's your mum?

Um, not the best.

Need to ask you something.

That Chinese job I told you about.

might have turned up something.

This is ornament, yeah?

And the guy's very keen to get it back.

But I mean, I'm no art expert or anything, but it's kind of hideous.

So I'm thinking maybe there's something inside it, such as...

You know?

The kind of thing that comes into this country.

From Asia.

How are we? I know what you're talking about.

Just keep your voice down. We never deal with that kind of shit. We always do.

How much do you think is in there?

Do you know what I'm saying?

I'm saying, check it out.

Be careful.

Where is everybody?

Over the hills and far away.

Norman, listen, where are my children? I need them at Taylor's graduation.

Do you want me to dance for you?

Oh, God.

We had an agreement, remember?

It's her own bloody fault.

How is that? I thought your girlfriend was bright.

Youngest deputy ever.

So how come she couldn't come up with an excuse?

I was on a field trip or something.

I gave her my mobile number precisely for this eventuality. What is it with

and school?

I love school.

Because you were boning your teacher.

Stop blackmailing Catherine.

I know, boss.

What are you doing at my desk?

Now.

Mr. Cavey. Taylor, those contracts you needed me to sign. Right here.

You remember my sister?

Yes.

My pleasure.

Assalamu alaikum.

Indeed.

Thanks for coming by, Mr Cavey. My pleasure.

I'm not blackmailing her.

You threatened to send the photos to the school governors unless she gave you

all the time off school you wanted.

It's only kind of blackmailing.

Like two people getting what they want out of a tricky situation.

I get to work around the stupid law that says I've got to go to school till I'm

16 and she gets to keep her job.

You know, Taylor, it would break Mum's heart to know that her favourite son's

entire career is based on a lie.

Thank you for coming in, Taylor.

I should warn you that this year we're placing an emphasis on minority

candidates. Unless, of course, a candidate is acceptable.

You'll be notified in due course.

Right. It would be better off if I was a Muslim.

You're Muslim?

You don't look like a Muslim.

Mr Cavey.

Being a Muslim is a matter of faith. It's not about the colour of your skin.

Right, of course I have. There's no mention of it here. Well, you know how

is. Today's climate.

The amount of discrimination that goes on. It can be hard.

Are you going to blackmail me too?

No, your family.

Thanks. Also, kind of involved here.

You want an advance on your benefit?

To properly launch my modelling career.

I need more photos.

Miss Carter.

That's nice.

Thanks.

The government provides unemployment benefit to those actively seeking

employment. Well, I am seeking. That's why I'm here.

We're not a bank, so we can't... Oh.

That's a cracker. Some people say that I look like a young Naomi Campbell.

Yeah? I can see that. Yeah?

I mean, you...

You're whiter, obviously, but... Miss Carter, the Government Unemployment

can't hand out advances.

Is there nothing you can do?

I'll have a look.

You want this?

Back? Yeah.

Why?

I've got a sudden urge to collect Chinese art. What's it to you?

Fifty quid.

Ah, that's what I bought it for.

So? I've got to make a profit, then.

Hundred. Five hundred.

What? It's an antique.

From the Wong dynasty.

No, it isn't. Are you an expert on the Wong dynasty?

You pay me 50.

Maybe we should get your mum to appraise it.

Oh, for God's sake.

I'll be with you in a second.

And I wonder if everyone thinks the government are useless when it takes all

you lot to fix one photocopier. If you just wait in the office, I'll be right

there. But come on. Renee said that I needed to get the money for him as soon

as... We needed a copy for our records.

You bastard!

Miss Carter, I can explain.

No one uses my pictures without paying me!

Oh, a rare sighting of a family member.

You got that statue?

Bit of a problem.

Such as?

Not having it.

So where is it now?

I, um... I kind of dropped it.

You what?

I dropped it.

You broke it?

Kind of. Can it be fixed?

I think they'd notice.

Did I not make myself perfectly clear? No statue means that the Hongs either

give the evidence to the police or his triad friends pay you a visit.

Fink.

Why did you even mess with it, Finn?

Because I thought there might be something inside it. Such as?

Willy Wonka's magical golden ticket, what?

Why should I even tell you anyway?

With that inside, someone's got to make the decisions.

Where's all this coming from?

I went to see him, and he's been armed with men in the house, so I have to look

after the rest of you.

What did you think within the statue, Vin?

Maybe drugs.

This family does what it needs to to get by. That does not include dealing

drugs. Yeah, well, maybe we should start.

Typical. This is so typical. You know, I have always tried to love you and

Taylor the same, give you the same breaks in life, but you know what? I'm

with running after this family, so let the triad stick you in a ditch. I

give up!

Sergeant Bain, can you please stop tormenting my family?

What's wrong with it anyway?

Uh, it's illegal, and you're better than that. Oh, spare me the counseling

pearls.

What's going on?

Oi! Leave my little girl alone!

Hey, your little girl was caught assaulting a government employee.

What? Mum, I had no choice.

They were trying to exploit unlicensed image rights, and Naomi says people so

should not be allowed to do that. She actually threw a statement right in his

nuts. Oh, we're standing up for women everywhere.

Jesus, Katie, just get inside, will you?

We're not going to press charges.

How unlike you, Sergeant, missing out on a chance to screw over my family.

Yeah, well, you've had a bad day.

What would you know about it? I don't get you. I'm trying to do you a favour.

I don't think your daughter's a bad girl, and locking her up's not going to

anyone any good, is it?

But believe it or not, I've got a job to do, which involves...

Crouching criminals.

And unfortunately, most of those criminals happen to be members of your

Very sorry about that.

What did I miss?

Is he gone yet? Right.

If anyone, anyone leaves this house while I'm out, I will devote my life to

making theirs a misery. And this is new how?

I'm not joking.

And when I get back, we're going to your brother's graduation.

See, you better bloody well be dressed when I get here.

Wasn't that Vin I just saw?

Yeah.

Well, shouldn't we, you know, question him?

Isn't that you, Harrison?

I've heard this about a number of times before.

Start the car. I must be stressful being beautiful day in and day out. Start the

car. Casey Carter's a good person, I can tell. Listen, Harrison, you're going to

be spending an awful lot of time here.

The car tours are going to keep you very busy. They don't seem that bad.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

You'll learn.

But she's got other qualities as well. Start the pigging car!

Oh, sorry, sir.

Turn up for the books, eh?

Four years.

Guess I can work on my pottery.

You're all right, love. I've got Wilson working on the appeal.

Looks like Vin will be able to join you.

No. Immediately, of course, but when he goes down for the robbery.

What's that then?

That when you get out, you'll still have seven years left. That's if he isn't

dead, because some prick suggested he start dealing drugs.

I never said that. Really? What did you say then? Because that's sure as shit

what Vin heard.

You've never given that boy much credit, have you?

Not like your precious Taylor. I love all our children equally, Mac, but I

them where they are, which is not in prison. I'm not dead.

Vin would be all right if he was trying to look after you like I am. Jesus

Christ, Mac, it's a miracle I still love you.

You go where the money is or you get out.

Vin knows that.

Taylor's graduation.

That'd be massive.

Kind of like watching Vin graduate.

Because they look the same.

Maybe it wasn't worth it.

Not if I'd be kept inside all day.

I thought about going to uni, Grandpa C.

Sociology.

But them books.

Sweet fucking Moses. They were big.

Ain't no one can read that much.

I should be there.

Nah. You're not well, my friend.

That's why they want me to look after you.

And dude.

No sweat.

I am going to look after you. I'm going to look after both of us.

Taylor Carter, Bachelor of Arts Degree with Honours in Law.

Simon England.

I am so proud of you.

I can't breathe.

What's been wrong?

Donny, listen very carefully.

Lindsay, I know it's been a hell of a shock. Yes, Donny, have you got it? With

Mac and everything. Have you got it? Have you gone a bit mental or something?

Probably. Have you cleaned up the accounts like I asked?

Is this it?

Tide's a bit out at the moment, hey?

Shit.

Have to do. Do what exactly?

These. Are all yours.

You what?

You have it?

No. It's gone.

Destroyed.

Now, I figure there are two ways we can deal with that.

You can send my boy to prison, or you can chop off his fingers and start a war

between our two families.

A war that will do no one any good.

Or we can go down the other road.

Other road.

Mrs. Carter.

This more than money.

This respect.

Go on up.

What else do you want?

You guys know I love you all more than anything else, right?

Is this going to take long?

Your dad said something to me today that made a lot of sense. He said, you go

where the money is or you get out. And that got me thinking.

And then watching Taylor graduate. Will you put that out?

Dude, run.

It's an intervention.

It's just pot.

I can quit when I want. I'm not asking you to quit. I just want you to

concentrate.

We've been where the money is. And look where it's got us.

Your dad went inside today for four years. He's going to miss the next four

years of your lives. And we've been treating it like it's an occupational

hazard. Well, not anymore.

From today, this family's going straight.

No way, Mrs C. Reza, you're not actually a member of this family.

Yeah, but still, ain't no one I'd rather steal stuff with than Vin.

You mean that?

Yeah, man.

Thanks, mate.

You are so gay.

Casey, I called the employment agency and they've lined you up with a job at

chippy. What? Rihanna, I spoke to Miss Flit.

and I've assured her that your attendance record will be spotless. Even

are dying, you're going to school.

Then I paid off the home.

It was a family heirloom, but they're not unreasonable people, so they'll let

be if you go and work for them. What?

Yeah, they need some help around the house, cleaning the pool, maybe doing a

of driving.

Nothing dodgy, just good hard work.

No way, man.

I'm not taking up the dairy for a bunch of triads. Damn right better than going

to prison, wouldn't you agree?

From now on, we're going to earn our money just like everyone else.

Everyone else we know steals stuff.

Now, we're going to celebrate the example that your brother's given us,

just because we're carters doesn't mean we have to be criminals.

Mum,

where's the beer?

Funnily enough, they're in the fridge.

Grandad, do you want another sausage?

Betty, you look even more sensational.

Thank you.

Do you want another footage?

It was in Amsterdam.

What?

I like being surrounded by young people.

It's much better than sitting all on your own.

Worth burning your house down for?

Always. I'm flooding it, flogging it and leaving it open to encourage squatters.

I won't tell.

Oh, Grandpa.

You must be so proud.

I'm not proud.

All right, big dickhead.

All right, donkey wanker. Cross -faced shitbasket.

I think we're done.

Thanks for ruining my life.

Pleasure. What have I done now? Thanks to you, we're all going straight.

Mum laid it all out for us. Let's follow Taylor's example.

Is that true?

The Carpers are now upstanding citizens.

That's the plan.

All those years at university, training to defend my family, and you go and

change the rules on me.

Yeah, well, you might still get your chance.

Do you want me to... No, you stay.

You're here for Vin. Please, not now. No, no, no, no, no. The Holmes have

changed their story.

Yeah, apparently the old lady's a bit doolally and got the description

completely wrong.

In fact, we're now looking for an eight -foot Korean.

I'm sure you already know that.

Having a good day?

A bit ups and downs.

Nice to meet with Taylor's graduation.

Nice of you to turn over a new leaf.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. The Carter family won't be troubling you anymore.

Why is that? Thinking of moving?

I meant in the legal sense, Ed. All that is behind us.

Now,

that can't be done.

I say it can.

I do hope you enjoy your classes.

Remember, in Cod, we trust.

It's not just a name. It's a philosophy, yeah?

People have to trust our Cod. Trust us.

So, let's work together as a team.

Casey, tell me, how are the goujons?

Crispy and bursting with flavour.

Good girl!

Hey, remember, sweetheart?

You work hard enough, you could end up just like our Tracy.

Who's that about?

He said do it again, but better.

I gave you a teller. Are you sick or something?

It's not funny.

I had all these jobs lined up. I'm sorry.

Well, she actually thinks... She thinks it's going to actually happen.

Well, yeah.