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God, she's so late.

I can't believe she's not here yet. You act like you're surprised.

Well, actually, I thought she was ready to do something.

She's never on time for classes.

No, I mean, I assumed that she would always be late.

That's her. That's her. I'm home.

Well, apparently so. After 10 years, nothing's changed.

Except for, you know, she's depressed with a man who destroyed her life. Like,

I'm not going to lie.

So... I, well, you know, we've been through it. We have definitely been

it. Yeah. I think you've gotten more from yours than mine.

I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I think I'm going to have to

do mine again.

I'm going to have to go through it again. I'm completely done. I'm

done. I'm not going to do it anymore. No.

I want nothing.

I had enough grief.

Right. I have enough money. I'm good.

Well, I definitely had enough grief, but I don't think I've got enough money.

I think that's a little tiny house.

This weekend's going to be fun, though. It is.

It's her moment to exhale, you know? Right. We have to teach her how to do

divorce properly, how to get through it.

Who to fuck, who not to fuck, and when to fuck. Did you go crazy after your

divorce? Of course she saw me.

Remember that one night?

It was absolutely, it was four of them.

That, you had several nights like that?

Oops.

You don't grow.

So.

I've got the barbecue tonight.

Okay. I have a penthouse with a rooftop veranda.

Ooh, ladybugs. Oh,

she's here.

The moment.

Let's hope that's her.

Oh! Look at you.

Look at you. Get in here.

Oh, you're so lovely. Look at that.

Look who's here.

You've got a better divorce plan.

It's amazing.

So do you. Thank you. Put your stuff down.

So, I'm so sorry I'm late.

Oh, it's okay.

As always.

We're a great story, right?

So, my business meeting was late. I have to rush to the airport, almost don't

even make my flight, and then can you believe those fuckers lose my bag?

Again. Again. I do believe it, because now we have to pay. Of course.

We don't leave it.

18 years old.

All of us. No bag.

What a trip that was. Thank you.

Well, I guess you are... Things are a little... Oh, thank you, my love. Being

divorced.

Oh, yes. Being divorced, but I do like being... Being single.

Being single.

I will drink to that.

That looks like the end job. Thank you.

So we have this amazing weekend planned for you. Are you ready?

But the problem is now, I don't have any of my things. I don't have a bikini for

the beach tomorrow. I don't have anything other than this. We used to be

help you out.

So we need a bikini. I do. What about that little boutique that's down the

street? That's the one I'm taking. Bruno!

Bruno! Your son? That's Bruno, my son!

Oh my goodness, look at him. He is so big.

He's got tattoos on his arm. What did you do?

What did I do?

My body's nothing like his dad's. So, if that's your son, who's that?

That's Pike.

That's Vernon's best friend. I shouldn't say anything.

Of course you shouldn't. Well, I shouldn't say anything. I don't know.

There's this gossip going around.

Do you know?

About Pike being extremely well -endowed.

You know, he's just a little kid.

Yes, he is.

You're right.

But of course I wouldn't know firsthand.

Of course not.

But, moving on. We need to get you a bikini, don't we?

So, I have an idea.

Bruno!

the same. Dude. I know. He was so cute. He's still really cute. Yeah.

Bruno. Miss Ma 'am. He is handsome.

Bruno, you know Sarah.

Sarah, how you doing?

It's been a long time.

This is Charlie.

This is my sister.

I watched you when you were little. Really?

I don't think we'll remember this.

Hi. Hi.

Nice to meet you, Pike. Nice to meet you.

Hi, Pike.

I don't think we've met. No.

Hi, Sarah. Hi.

So, Bruno, you need to do your mommy a big favor.

You need to turn me over to go get a bikini. You know that one little

that I always shop at? I know that boutique. I know that boutique.

I'm going to take them over there. Use your dad's credit card.

Are you sure you're going to be okay with that? Well, do me care if he's okay

with it. Look at this little house you put us in.

Oh, you're going to be in trouble.

I really appreciate it. The airline lost my luggage. I have nothing. Give him

both bikinis on your desk.

Yeah, no problem. We'll find something.

Hi, can you stay here and help me with the barbecue?

Sure. You'll stay? Perfect.

Take the girl and let her work. My colleague is here.

Oh, please, don't worry about it.

I've got the barbecue set up, so you can go help mom.

We'll be back quick. Take the girl now. Yeah.

All right, Sarah.

Let's go.

What's up, Pike?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.

I was changing.

Yes, I know you are.

I don't want you to change too much, but you're such a loving young man.

Thank you.

You like coming into my house, don't you?

Yeah, it's very cool.

I'm a great fool.

Yeah, I'm a short sweat.

Yeah, a little bit. They're very wet, aren't they?

Yeah. Oh, they're very wet. Hey,

what?

Don't be nervous.

I know.

But we've known each other for a long time.

Nobody would ever have to know anything.

Oh my god.

I don't think anyone would ever look at this.

I'm always sure.

Oh, my God.

Oh, well, the story's definitely true.

The story?

Oh, don't worry about it.

You know how girls are.

Not unlike guys in the locker room.

Oh.

Just like you.

Had someone told you something about it? Oh, no. Don't worry about it. Just

focus on my mouth.

God, yes.

Oh,

God, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Yes.

I'm going to need to stop going on.

I've never had a cock that big.

I want one.

Yeah, right there.

Get in there.

I really love that one. It's going to fit. It's so big.

Make it. I'm going to make it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, right there.

Oh,

that's so fucking big.

I'm going to tease it.

I'm going to tease that.

Do you want to see?

Oh, God, please.

Please, please sit on my dick. Oh, yeah.

That's what you like.

You like that. Sit on my fucking dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's fucking good.

Oh, I love watching that.

watching that. Look at that big fucking cock.

I can see my tits and your big dick.

Oh, God.

Fucking so sexy.

Watch. Look at that.

Doesn't that look good?

Yes.

Okay. Okay.

He's just in the divorce for nothing. Oh.

He's ridiculous.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I should fuck him. I should fuck my big tits.

Fuck them.

Fuck them.

I want to see that big cup. Fuck my big tits.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good.

That's good.

That's a big titty massage.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, God, that's dead.

Holy shit.

Oh, God, your cock's getting so hard.

And here I stroke it. Yeah. Yeah. I love stroking back.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, right between my big

titties.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

I think you should be able to get a good stroke with each hand.

Oh, my hands.

before you stick it. I like this thing.

That's good. I'm sticking it.

Get that big fucking carton.

That's good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just keep fucking me.

What's up, Mommy?

Bruno, honey.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

I'm fine.

Of course I'm fine. I need you to grab me some charcoal.

Don't we have charcoal at the house?

I got some charcoal at my house, and I need to stop by there anyway.

It's right around the corner. You sure? Yeah, I need to pick something up

anyway. Okay, I guess. I got an idea.

Right now, Mike.

This is our little secret.

Bruno's to never know, right?

Absolutely. Because you did see what I did to his dad for pissing me off, so

would never do that, would you?

No. Right.

Do we have to do the barbecue stuff?

Oh, of course. Yeah, you need to go work and see my wife and get out there and

make that barbecue for me.

Nobody does it better.