All language subtitles for Good Times s06e20 The Physical

Good time, anytime you need a payment.
Good time, anytime you need a friend.

Good time, anytime you're out for
Monday.

Not getting hassled, not getting
hustled.

Keeping your head above water.

Making a way when you can.

Temporary layoffs. Good time.

sleeping. He's working late tonight.

Michael. Michael.

Yeah? What you doing?

Thelma, I got a heavy date tonight,
baby. And I'm toning up my pucker power.

Well, I gotta go start dinner.

Dinner? Did I hear somebody say dinner?

You know, I thought I smelled gravy in
the air.

Bookman, do my eyes deceive me?

You're not gonna paint the apartment.

You're right. I ain't gonna paint the
apartment.

around these projects means only one
thing new graffiti i gotta clean it up

know you should see the things that
they've drawn they're really horrible

bookman especially the one of you the
one on the third floor that says

on the fourth floor yeah i already
covered that one up well you know all

graffiti makes me hungry bookman eating
makes you hungry look

man

around here to take these in, so?

I know you don't. You hear them wherever
you go.

Hello,

everybody.

Bookman and Michael, I could hear y 'all
all the way down the hall.

Told you. You know, it's too nice a day
to argue. It's absolutely beautiful

outside. Tell me, give me some water,
please.

Hey, Mama, you sure you're not in a good
mood today?

Oh, and why shouldn't I be?

for a nice scholarship.

JJ's in Gary and standing a good chance
of getting a job.

And my two lovebirds still cooing.
Maybe.

My, my, my, my. You ain't got no big
mouth, Bookman.

Hey, ignore me. Just pretend I'm the
invisible man.

Bookman, when a two -ton truck parks in
your living room, you can't ignore it.

That's it. I'm leaving. I'll just stand
here and take all that stuff and clean

it off walls. Hi, Bookman. Hi.

Hi.

Oh, Penny and Kim, how nice to see you.
Come on in.

Go on, Kim, say it.

You go first.

I'm liable to get tongue -tiedness.

We decided it was your idea.

Thank you.

Ooh, and I got a very special place for
a very special

plant. All the kids chipped in for it up
Florida. Ah.

Timmy Jones didn't.

You know, he took his dime back at the
last minute.

Well, I'm sure Timmy had a good reason.

He stole it from Janet.

And she kept on punching him until he
gave it back.

This is one of the nicest presents I
ever had.

And now, how would you girls like to
have some milk and some cookies before

go home?

Well, Ma has to work late. Could we stay
with you until she gets home?

She's staying all night and we're having
a pajama party.

Only I forgot my pajamas.

Of course you can.

Go on in the kitchen.

Bad news?

Something wrong, Ma?

It's from the bus company.

They say I've got to have a physical.

Hey, Ma, I'm sure it's just routine. All
the employees have to take one.

Besides, didn't you just say that you
were feeling great?

That was before I heard about the
physical.

Now, you know how nervous those things
make me.

rest before that physical.

What's the schedule for?

Oh, it says 8 o 'clock.

do is just rest for that physical, and
don't worry so much.

All right.

Oh, nice you look, Michael. What's the
occasion?

You got a date?

Somebody we know?

Well, Mom, everybody who rides the
elevator knows her. She gets the best

up.

Mom, I'm just jiving. You know Betty who
lives down the hall?

We're going out tonight.

Betty?

I got what they call charisma.

You see this here mustache?

To all the Little Project kittens, it's
just like catnip.

I'm gonna kiss the prettiest girl in all
the projects.

Now it's your turn, babe.

Uh -uh, too late, you blew that. Yeah.

I just can't help worrying about that
physical.

You will pass.

Yeah, there's no need to worry. I'll
show you how easy it will be.

I am Dr.

Calypso, and there's no need to guess.
You'll be out of my office in two

or less.

The blood pressure's perfect, man, and
so is the spleen. The lymphatics are

gorgeous, and the eyesight is keen.
You'll pass, Mrs. Evans, so just open

purse. On the way out the door, please
pay the nurse.

Ma, don't you remember the letter that
said you can't eat after 6 o 'clock? It

upsets the blood test.

Well, it's only a little after 7.

My sister won't know if I cheat just a
little.

You better not, Mom.

Please don't eat, Miss Evans. You may
get failiness.

No.

All right, maybe I shouldn't.

So I'll take a nice hot bath. Maybe
that'll help me get to sleep.

Get some rest, all right? I will, baby.

Um, Michael, you're not going to stay
and eat dinner? Thelma, can you do me a

favor and leave my stuff in the oven? I
got some more important things to tend

to right now. Come on, Lip.

Do your stuff.

Am I sure you're all right?

A loud sneeze is a healthy sign.

It's your body's way of telling you that
you're running out of Kleenex.

couldn't sleep anyway.

I was counting sheep, but they all went
home.

I don't know what's the matter with me.
I just can't get to sleep.

Where's Michael?

Ma, he'll be home soon.

You just get some rest and go back to
bed.

All right.

Hey, Thelma, send me in a fresh flock of
sheep.

at the boutique is like an all -night
poker game. It never quits.

You know what?

Instead of me being able to add up all
their merchandise, I spend half the time

keeping Mr. Henry's hands off my
merchandise.

I tell you, he's got more reasons to get
you a loan in the stock room than the

Harry Belafonte got day old.

Hey, how you doing, honey?

Hi. Are you okay?

I will be if I could get some rest.

I got to take a physical exam in the
morning.

Well, you sound like you got the flu
flow.

Get it, Flo?

Flu flow?

Oh, you ain't got no sense of humor.
Watch this.

Kids, flu flow?

The conspiracy is going on. Come on,
let's go home.

You better get some rest.

I could try to if Michael was home.
Honey, Michael is home.

What? Come here.

Take a little peek.

He kind of busy, though, you know.

I'm really worried.

Not being able to sleep.

All this sneezing. My pulse is racing.

I'm a nervous wreck.

Those doctors ain't gonna let nobody in
my shape drive no school bus.

Why are you building all this up in your
mind? You're gonna be all right.

No, I won't.

I finally found something that I love
and want to do.

Something that makes my life worthwhile.

Now I'm going to lose it.

Oh, no, Ma, you're not going to lose it.

How do you feel, Flo?

I would say rotten, but I feel worse
than that.

Yeah, you're hungry. That's what it is.

You got that right.

Dee Williams, that's enough of that. Now
come on in.

You know Betty.

Baby, I'll talk to you later.

Hi, y 'all.

Just cooling out, enjoying the evening
with the young lady.

Nothing happened.

Hey, Miss Evans, my wife sent up a very
special chicken soup just in case you're

catching a cold. Oh, that was so nice of
Miss Bookman.

But tonight, I'm not allowed to eat or
drink anything.

Oh.

Uh, hey, fella.

Hmm? Can I ask you something?

Does this bottomless pit ever fill up?

Catching a cold, too, huh?

No, I feel perfectly fine.

There's something wrong with this room.

Nothing but you, Buffalo Butt.

i didn't know why it's that plant no yes
that

means a lot to me my kids gave it to me

are you sure mrs evans if you want to
pass that physical tomorrow you got to

rid of it now well if you say so you get

rid of the plant bookman and i'll try
and get some rest okay

plant and put it outside i'm not
touching it hey michael we'll get that

and get it out of here put it in the
garbage on second thought get it out of

building dump it in some empty lot all
right

Muggers are mugging each other.

Why did you have to send Michael with
that?

Officer, I'm afraid there's been some
mistake. You're holding my boy here, and

he hasn't done anything.

They never do.

Take a seat. I'll be right with you.

But I... Come on, Mom.

There's no need in making it worse.

You know, I think it's a shame the way
they treat good citizens like you and

Yeah.

I'm sure you didn't do anything worse
than me, and you have to sit and wait

here, too.

That's right.

you any of all street walking yeah i was
walking down the

street when i saw my man with another
chick so i let him have it right over

head with a frozen ham hock i was
carrying oh my goodness that dirty

cross he was with one of those two w
girls too wiggly and too willing if

you two dames don't shut up i'll never
get all this paperwork

It's ham hock with a K.

Next time, use a leg of lamb, all right,
Betsy?

Yeah, sure, Sarge.

You know something, sweetie?

Men will do it to you every time.

I had my entire life savings hidden in a
pair of pantyhose.

I woke up one morning, and the 20 bucks
was gone.

enough to tell me what you're holding my
boy for.

Are you related to the prisoner?

I told you that when I came in.

I'm his mother, Mrs.

Evans.

Oh, then that kid's your son, yeah.

Yeah, we caught him in a vacant lot. He
gave us some crazy story about dumping a

potted plant.

He even had the plant as an alibi.

And he fits the exact description of the
guy who's been attacking all these

women in the neighborhood.

My brother's never attacked a woman.

When apprehended, the suspect had
lipstick all over him.

His family sure is weird.

Man, he was telling the truth. He was
out on a date and he took the plant to

empty lot.

Wait, let me guess.

He had a sudden urge to beautify the
ghetto, right?

Officer, my son was getting rid of the
plant for me.

Because it was keeping me from sleeping.

Now, I'm allergic to it.

Sure you are, Mrs. Evans.

And teensy -weensy -itsy -bitsy -pussy
willows turn you into the Wicked Witch

the West.

And guess who's going to be the first
one she turns into a frog?

Sergeant, would you please release my
brother?

Are you related to the prisoner?

I just said he was my brother.

Oh, then he must be related to the
mother.

By George, I think he's got it.

Look, my mother has a very important
physical to take in the morning, you

And she can't... Well, we ain't holding
your mother.

That's right, Mom. You can go home and
get some rest before the physical.

We'll take care of this mess.

Keith, I am not leaving here until they
release Michael.

Not a chance, lady.

Everyone's been complaining about crime
in this neighborhood.

The mayor complains to the alderman, the
alderman complains to the captain, and

the captain comes down here and chews
the fat off my back.

That kid stays.

On mere suspicion?

Well, we can hold him for 48 hours.

This is ridiculous. Someone ought to
arrest you for obstructing justice. What

are you sitting here for anyway, to
punish the innocent?

Are you angry or something?

Do you believe this dude?

Hey, Sarge.

We finally caught the guy that's been
doing all that attacking. Caught him red

-handed. Bring him in.

for Michael. Same hair and eyes and
everything.

Well, it's a simple mistake.

Mrs. Evans will release your son right
away.

Well, thanks a lot.

Come on. Oh, Ma, you can't even take
that physical. You didn't get any rest.

Oh, Ma, I have got to.

Now you and Keith see that Michael gets
home safe.

Okay, Ma.

Mrs. Evans.

What now?

Just one more thing.

Your property. This plan, it's yours.

Just sign for it.

Officer, I have a better idea.

Since you've been so nice to me and my
family, I want to give it to you.

Thank you, Mrs. Evans.

I'll keep it right here on my desk.

I couldn't think of anyone who deserves
it more.

I've never heard of a physical taking so
long.

Hi, Slobber. Did she pass?

Oh, we don't know, Alona. We have not
seen her all day.

Ma, tell me about the plant.

No wonder it was such a good bargain.

Ma?

Oh, poor baby.

We'll help you get your job back
somehow, Mom.

Ma, you didn't pass?

was so tired, I forgot to be nervous.

They told me I'm in perfect health, so I
treated myself to a little victory

dinner for Big Mac.

Looking out of the window, watching the
asphalt road.

Thinking how it all looks and it dies.

Good times is videotaping for a studio
audience.

Making a wave when you can.