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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:09,280 Good time, anytime you need a payment. Good time, anytime you need a free. 2 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,440 Good time, anytime you're out for Monday. 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,920 Not getting hassled, not getting hustled. 4 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,340 Keeping your head up for water. 5 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,540 Making a way when you can. 6 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:24,960 Temporary layoffs. Good time. 7 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:56,260 The horse with boughs of holly, fa -la -la -la -la, la -la -la -la. Keith looks 8 00:00:56,260 --> 00:01:01,100 better than Muhammad Ali, fa -la -la -la -la, la -la -la -la. To me, he looks 9 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:04,099 like a mangy collie, fa -la -la -la -la, la -la -la -la. 10 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:09,700 Instead of turkey, eat tamale, cha -la -la -la -la, la -la -la -la. 11 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,040 Sing it, Molly. 12 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:17,340 Oh, my, this is going to be the best Christmas Eve party ever. It's going to 13 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:18,900 my very first Christmas with Keith. 14 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,760 Amen to that. 15 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,560 is here, the mistletoe answer. 16 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:48,100 JJ, I saw some of the girls you kissed under the mistletoe last year. 17 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,720 You'll get better action if you hold a can of Alpo over your head. 18 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,800 You got something over your reindeer face. 19 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:56,798 Who's talking? 20 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,980 The only Santa who looks like the North Pole. 21 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:02,460 You got something over your ski head, shrubber, oomph face. 22 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:11,020 worst enemy is called a truth. 23 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:12,700 What's a truth? 24 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:18,500 Well, that's a brief moment of peace when everybody stands around reloading. 25 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,780 JJ, how come you home so early from the department store? 26 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:28,760 Well, Ma, the boss said something to me that made me stomp off and rip off my 27 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:29,760 beard. 28 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:31,380 What did he say? 29 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:32,800 You fired. 30 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:35,820 Again? 31 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,900 JJ, what did you do? 32 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:41,890 It's what I didn't do, Ma. I got fired for lack of lap. 33 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:43,970 The kids kept falling out of it. 34 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:46,610 That's too bad. 35 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:50,530 I wasn't all that bad, Ma. For a little while, I had sitting on my lap none 36 00:02:50,530 --> 00:02:52,770 other than Boom Boom Belinda. 37 00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:56,710 She told you what she wanted for Christmas, right? 38 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,930 No, I told her what I... 39 00:03:18,140 --> 00:03:19,420 Way up to here. 40 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:23,540 I call it my welfare dress. 41 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:28,820 Welfare dress? Mm -hmm. No visible means of support. 42 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:30,020 Oh. 43 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:35,560 Well, don't I bought a new dress, too. I just hope Keith likes it. Oh, I'm sure 44 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,580 he's gonna like it, honey. 45 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,560 Damn. 46 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:49,210 How would you feel if your boss made you work on Christmas Eve? 47 00:03:49,510 --> 00:03:51,810 Oh, you won't be able to come to the party? No. 48 00:03:52,810 --> 00:03:56,830 Well, look, Keith, if you can't come to the party on Christmas Eve, we'll just 49 00:03:56,830 --> 00:03:59,170 save it and have our party Christmas Day. That's right. 50 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:02,710 And look, I asked Clements about getting off Christmas, but old Halibut Face 51 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:05,570 just walked away from me. You know, Christmas is our busier season. 52 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,920 Oh, boy. Doesn't that Scrooge ever think of anything besides business? 53 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,240 Well, you all decide. 54 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:14,260 Now, Clements' sister had to be rushed to the hospital to deliver her baby, 55 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,899 right? So Clements drove her there himself. 56 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,500 That was nice. 57 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,079 He charged her full fare. 58 00:04:21,579 --> 00:04:23,440 Kept the meter running all during labor. 59 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:25,860 Oh, that's cold. 60 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,780 I bet he tells little kids that Rudolph the Red -Nosed Reindeer is an alcoholic. 61 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:35,160 J .J., Clements doesn't have any kids. He doesn't even have a wife. He's 62 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:37,160 Then what makes him so mean? 63 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:39,180 Maybe he's lonely. 64 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:42,440 I wouldn't doubt it. You know, no one down there can stand him. You know, he 65 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,140 once had a homing pigeon, and that left home. 66 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,140 Well, there's no need in depressing everyone with my problems. 67 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,960 Hey, Penny, you know, I saw the cutest little toy the other day. A little 68 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:59,100 saucer came down. This little man came out and went... Hi, I'm Merkle from the 69 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:00,100 planet Hercule. 70 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,440 We have been monitoring your broadcast. 71 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,900 We observe weird creatures acting strange. 72 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,420 Take us to your leader, Chuck Barris. 73 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,600 Well, you can't win them all. 74 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:20,040 I gotta get shaved and get back to work. 75 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,280 Santa Claus, what did you get me this year? 76 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,160 I'm getting you a ghetto ant farm. 77 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,180 A ghetto ant farm? 78 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,460 Yep. Even the worker ants are unemployed. 79 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,200 Hi, Penny. Hi. 80 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,200 Hi, guys. Don't mind me. Don't worry, honey. We won't. 81 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,460 Bookman, what are you doing? 82 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,220 Oh, Miss Evans, I was just checking your Christmas tree lights. 83 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,080 You know, I know you're having a big party, and I wouldn't want the lights to 84 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,080 out while you're having fun. 85 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:54,960 Bookman, there is no need to monkey with the lights. They're doing just fine. 86 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,800 Well, okay, if you want me, just call on me. 87 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,340 Since Violet's going to be away, I guess I'll be home. 88 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,740 I mean, if I get lonely, I could always go down to the pet shop and talk to the 89 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:07,740 parrot in the window. 90 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:10,360 Good idea, honey. 91 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,180 Or maybe I'll stay in. 92 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,420 Look at my shoes in the closet. 93 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,040 Maybe I'll even up the laces. 94 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:27,620 Or maybe I'll just put some new holes in my tool belt. 95 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:35,530 Come to our party. Thank you. Merry Christmas. 96 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:36,750 Merry Christmas. 97 00:06:38,350 --> 00:06:40,690 Well, back to the salt mines. 98 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:45,070 Hey, honey, I'm not the only one. Lots of people work Christmas. 99 00:06:45,930 --> 00:06:48,110 Cops, nurses, waitresses, doctors. 100 00:06:49,290 --> 00:06:50,890 I'll be thinking of you the whole time. 101 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:54,770 Keith, I got an idea. 102 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:59,850 Since you can't come to our Christmas party, why don't we take the party down 103 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:00,850 the garage? 104 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,680 I'm sure the drivers will love it. Yeah, I'm sure they would. 105 00:07:04,060 --> 00:07:07,180 I don't think the boss would go for it. He just doesn't know how to have a good 106 00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:10,400 time. Maybe no one's ever told him how to have a good time. 107 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:12,340 Walona. 108 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:14,020 What do you mean? 109 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:18,380 Flo, we are going down to the taxi barn and spread some Christmas cheer. You 110 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:19,940 lead the boss to Walona. 111 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:22,640 Okay? And how do you expect to do that? 112 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,500 I'm going to say, Mr. Clemens, we are going to have a party here tonight, and 113 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:27,860 that is all there is to that. 114 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:29,900 Walona. How? 115 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:32,900 Are you going to convince him? Not me. 116 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,640 My dress is gonna do all the talking. 117 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:10,290 Kindness of my heart. 118 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:15,050 I'm allowing the Evans family to throw a little yule party here for y 'all. All 119 00:08:15,050 --> 00:08:16,050 right. 120 00:08:18,770 --> 00:08:22,290 Before we get started, I'd like to lay a few ground rules. 121 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:29,470 When you hear your cab number, I want you to get your butt out there on that 122 00:08:29,470 --> 00:08:30,470 road immediately. 123 00:08:32,390 --> 00:08:33,329 All right? 124 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:37,159 And anybody out there that's not enjoying the party, They're going to 125 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:40,419 answer to me later on out behind the barn. All right. 126 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:43,860 What happened to the figure -out -butt Clemens? Giving us a party? 127 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:47,120 I bet you that good -looking girl will own a sweet -talker into it. 128 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:51,960 You don't know sweet -talking, Dean, with sweet -talking me. 129 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:55,320 Oh, now, come on and give us a smile, pooky face. Come on. 130 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,680 Spooky face? 131 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,940 One crack out of you and you're going to hear another crack. 132 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:15,680 It's all right. That's all right. Don't worry about it. Welcome to the Windy 133 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:16,680 City Cab Company. 134 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:18,900 Y 'all know where y 'all at because y 'all here. 135 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,240 Anyway. 136 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,320 Boy. 137 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:25,120 How y 'all like this tuxedo? 138 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:29,380 It's all right. Yeah. I made this. 139 00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:33,370 That's right. I walk in the store, man, turn his back, I just made away with it. 140 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:40,910 But I love being around cabs and cabettes and hackettes and everybody 141 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:43,590 got in here. You're going to see my first date was in a cab. 142 00:09:44,030 --> 00:09:45,030 That's right. 143 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:49,470 Me and my lady went out, you know, and I told the cab driver to drive real slow 144 00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:50,970 while we get cozy in the back. 145 00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:53,130 The media was clicking, but I wasn't. 146 00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:57,770 So the cabbie turned around and said, what's going on back there? 147 00:09:58,010 --> 00:09:59,010 I said, nothing. 148 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,220 He said, well, then you drive and I'll get in the back. 149 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:04,480 All right, then. 150 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,900 And y 'all got to watch out and take it easy. 151 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:12,080 Especially when y 'all taking that money, y 'all got to take it easy 152 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,320 there's a lot of counterfeiters going on around here. 153 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:18,660 That's right. I know there's a brother counterfeiting $100 bills the other day. 154 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,040 Would have had it made. 155 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,680 Had to put your Franklin on and everything. 156 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:23,380 Only thing it was Aretha Franklin. 157 00:10:28,550 --> 00:10:29,630 I don't know if y 'all know this. 158 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,930 I was in school the other day reminiscing. 159 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,450 And did y 'all ever notice this? 160 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:36,950 They never showed you a picture of a black caveman. 161 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:40,950 That's right. But they just recently found out that there were black cavemen 162 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:43,750 because they just dug up a three -million -year -old Cadillac. 163 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,080 ready for more comedy? 164 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,600 What more comedy? When did it start? 165 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,900 As soon as you put on that bow tie. 166 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:22,020 Ladies and gentlemen, now I'd like to introduce a young man that I have the 167 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:24,580 pleasure of spending the last 17 years with. 168 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,660 Listening to him sing in the shower. 169 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,100 And I tell you, that's a long time to wait to get into the bathroom. 170 00:11:32,170 --> 00:11:36,330 for my brother, your friend, and our pal, Mr. Michael Evans. 171 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:42,310 Well, 172 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:46,250 I think it's time we turned the lights down. 173 00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:51,090 We've had all the small talk that we can use. 174 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:56,790 Now we best be getting down to business. 175 00:11:58,730 --> 00:12:00,930 You can start by kicking. 176 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,440 off your shoes. 177 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,400 Let me rock you to your top. 178 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,980 From your bottom to your top. 179 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,780 Let my loving snap pop. 180 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,820 Let me rock you, rock you to your top. 181 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:21,800 I know some guys are all talk and no action. 182 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,900 Well, let me show you I'm not one of those. 183 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:37,580 My loving where my mouth is And you're gonna feel it right down to 184 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:44,280 your toes Let me rock you to your top From your bottom to 185 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:51,220 your top And my love won't snap and pop Let me rock you, rock you to 186 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:57,760 your top And I don't think the love could be made any more better 187 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:35,040 I'm gonna pull out all the time, but I can't use your side. 188 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:41,700 Let me rock you, rock you to your side, rock, rock you, rock you to your side, 189 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,140 rock you, rock you to your side. 190 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:02,819 What's for me? 191 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:05,160 Boy, that man carries a whole bundle of talent. 192 00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:07,460 Unfortunately, he didn't bring any with him tonight. 193 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:13,560 The next young man I'd like to introduce happens to be our building 194 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,040 superintendent supervisor. 195 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,920 Man, that's very heavy when it comes to weight. 196 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,900 That's right, man. Now, when he gets into the ocean, the water rises. 197 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:29,420 Let's welcome the fabulous, the one and only, Mr. Nat Bush. 198 00:15:56,620 --> 00:16:00,300 was getting in fat until he couldn't get into things like he once could like his 199 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:07,060 house the next young man i'd like to introduce for y 'all fabulous 200 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:13,380 himself you all know who he is fine athlete a wonderful entertainer a fine 201 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,800 being somebody well known in the business 202 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:49,810 every star. 203 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,110 Hello, everybody. This is Jerry Lewis. 204 00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:58,290 One of the really good singers right now, fabulous guy, the immortal Johnny 205 00:16:58,290 --> 00:16:59,290 Mathis. 206 00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,210 Look at me. 207 00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:07,369 It's like a kitten up a tree. 208 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:11,089 And I feel like I'm clinging to a cloud. 209 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:35,420 begin to play or it may be the sound of your hello the music I 210 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:42,200 hear I get misty the moment you're near he's right you 211 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:49,080 can say that you're leading me on hey hey but it's 212 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:56,060 just what I want you to do go ahead take it away Tony don't you notice how 213 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,720 hopelessly I'm lost 214 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:05,460 That's why I'm following you on 215 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,800 my own. 216 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:12,260 Should I wander through this wonderland alone? 217 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,600 Never knowing my right foot from my left. 218 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,260 My hat from my glove. 219 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:23,300 I'm too misty and too much in love. 220 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:52,250 Y 'all have heard of the Pointer Sisters? 221 00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:57,470 I know y 'all have. The Pointer Sisters, Bonnie, Anita, June, and Ruth. 222 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,670 Yes. 223 00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:03,530 Well, the mighty, mighty Pointer Sisters out of Oakland, California. 224 00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:07,790 Yes, the Pointer Sisters. We all know who they are. 225 00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:14,010 Well, the Windy City Cab Company, tonight, right here in Chicago, is proud 226 00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:17,890 announce that the Pointer Sisters will not be here. 227 00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:26,970 to the Pointer Sisters. 228 00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:32,630 Florida, Walona, Thelma and Penny, they call themselves the Mighty, Mighty 229 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,230 Pointless Sisters. 230 00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:38,970 When 231 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:45,450 it's 232 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:51,970 snowing and it's blowing, it's that season of the year when you look to find 233 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:55,230 some comfort and a little Christmas cheer. 234 00:19:58,670 --> 00:20:03,850 wrapped up in a sheet hoping someone shows some pity 235 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:39,980 Thanks to the good Lord above for giving us such a beautiful Christmas gift. 236 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,100 A loving family and warm friends. 237 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:48,220 May I ask all of my family to join us on the stage? 238 00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:49,760 Come on. Come on, brother. 239 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,440 Come on. 240 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:59,640 Come on, Mr. Bookman. And now, if you will join us 241 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,800 in singing Silent Night. 18977