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Good time, anytime you need a payment.
Good time, anytime you need a free.
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Good time, anytime you're out for
Monday.
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Not getting hassled, not getting
hustled.
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Keeping your head up for water.
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Making a way when you can.
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Temporary layoffs. Good time.
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The horse with boughs of holly, fa -la
-la -la -la, la -la -la -la. Keith looks
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better than Muhammad Ali, fa -la -la -la
-la, la -la -la -la. To me, he looks
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like a mangy collie, fa -la -la -la -la,
la -la -la -la.
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Instead of turkey, eat tamale, cha -la
-la -la -la, la -la -la -la.
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Sing it, Molly.
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Oh, my, this is going to be the best
Christmas Eve party ever. It's going to
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my very first Christmas with Keith.
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Amen to that.
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is here, the mistletoe answer.
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JJ, I saw some of the girls you kissed
under the mistletoe last year.
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You'll get better action if you hold a
can of Alpo over your head.
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You got something over your reindeer
face.
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Who's talking?
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The only Santa who looks like the North
Pole.
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You got something over your ski head,
shrubber, oomph face.
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worst enemy is called a truth.
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What's a truth?
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Well, that's a brief moment of peace
when everybody stands around reloading.
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JJ, how come you home so early from the
department store?
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Well, Ma, the boss said something to me
that made me stomp off and rip off my
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beard.
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What did he say?
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You fired.
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Again?
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JJ, what did you do?
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It's what I didn't do, Ma. I got fired
for lack of lap.
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The kids kept falling out of it.
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That's too bad.
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I wasn't all that bad, Ma. For a little
while, I had sitting on my lap none
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other than Boom Boom Belinda.
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She told you what she wanted for
Christmas, right?
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No, I told her what I...
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Way up to here.
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I call it my welfare dress.
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Welfare dress? Mm -hmm. No visible means
of support.
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Oh.
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Well, don't I bought a new dress, too. I
just hope Keith likes it. Oh, I'm sure
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he's gonna like it, honey.
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Damn.
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How would you feel if your boss made you
work on Christmas Eve?
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Oh, you won't be able to come to the
party? No.
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Well, look, Keith, if you can't come to
the party on Christmas Eve, we'll just
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save it and have our party Christmas
Day. That's right.
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And look, I asked Clements about getting
off Christmas, but old Halibut Face
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just walked away from me. You know,
Christmas is our busier season.
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Oh, boy. Doesn't that Scrooge ever think
of anything besides business?
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Well, you all decide.
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Now, Clements' sister had to be rushed
to the hospital to deliver her baby,
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right? So Clements drove her there
himself.
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That was nice.
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He charged her full fare.
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Kept the meter running all during labor.
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Oh, that's cold.
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I bet he tells little kids that Rudolph
the Red -Nosed Reindeer is an alcoholic.
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J .J., Clements doesn't have any kids.
He doesn't even have a wife. He's
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Then what makes him so mean?
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Maybe he's lonely.
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I wouldn't doubt it. You know, no one
down there can stand him. You know, he
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once had a homing pigeon, and that left
home.
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Well, there's no need in depressing
everyone with my problems.
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Hey, Penny, you know, I saw the cutest
little toy the other day. A little
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saucer came down. This little man came
out and went... Hi, I'm Merkle from the
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planet Hercule.
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We have been monitoring your broadcast.
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We observe weird creatures acting
strange.
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Take us to your leader, Chuck Barris.
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Well, you can't win them all.
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I gotta get shaved and get back to work.
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Santa Claus, what did you get me this
year?
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I'm getting you a ghetto ant farm.
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A ghetto ant farm?
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Yep. Even the worker ants are
unemployed.
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Hi, Penny. Hi.
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Hi, guys. Don't mind me. Don't worry,
honey. We won't.
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Bookman, what are you doing?
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Oh, Miss Evans, I was just checking your
Christmas tree lights.
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You know, I know you're having a big
party, and I wouldn't want the lights to
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out while you're having fun.
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Bookman, there is no need to monkey with
the lights. They're doing just fine.
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Well, okay, if you want me, just call on
me.
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Since Violet's going to be away, I guess
I'll be home.
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I mean, if I get lonely, I could always
go down to the pet shop and talk to the
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parrot in the window.
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Good idea, honey.
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Or maybe I'll stay in.
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Look at my shoes in the closet.
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Maybe I'll even up the laces.
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Or maybe I'll just put some new holes in
my tool belt.
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Come to our party. Thank you. Merry
Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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Well, back to the salt mines.
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Hey, honey, I'm not the only one. Lots
of people work Christmas.
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Cops, nurses, waitresses, doctors.
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I'll be thinking of you the whole time.
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Keith, I got an idea.
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Since you can't come to our Christmas
party, why don't we take the party down
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the garage?
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I'm sure the drivers will love it. Yeah,
I'm sure they would.
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I don't think the boss would go for it.
He just doesn't know how to have a good
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time. Maybe no one's ever told him how
to have a good time.
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Walona.
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What do you mean?
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Flo, we are going down to the taxi barn
and spread some Christmas cheer. You
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lead the boss to Walona.
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Okay? And how do you expect to do that?
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I'm going to say, Mr. Clemens, we are
going to have a party here tonight, and
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that is all there is to that.
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Walona. How?
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Are you going to convince him? Not me.
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My dress is gonna do all the talking.
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Kindness of my heart.
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I'm allowing the Evans family to throw a
little yule party here for y 'all. All
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right.
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Before we get started, I'd like to lay a
few ground rules.
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When you hear your cab number, I want
you to get your butt out there on that
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road immediately.
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All right?
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And anybody out there that's not
enjoying the party, They're going to
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answer to me later on out behind the
barn. All right.
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What happened to the figure -out -butt
Clemens? Giving us a party?
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I bet you that good -looking girl will
own a sweet -talker into it.
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You don't know sweet -talking, Dean,
with sweet -talking me.
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Oh, now, come on and give us a smile,
pooky face. Come on.
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Spooky face?
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One crack out of you and you're going to
hear another crack.
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It's all right. That's all right. Don't
worry about it. Welcome to the Windy
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City Cab Company.
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Y 'all know where y 'all at because y
'all here.
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Anyway.
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Boy.
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How y 'all like this tuxedo?
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It's all right. Yeah. I made this.
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That's right. I walk in the store, man,
turn his back, I just made away with it.
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But I love being around cabs and
cabettes and hackettes and everybody
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got in here. You're going to see my
first date was in a cab.
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That's right.
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Me and my lady went out, you know, and I
told the cab driver to drive real slow
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while we get cozy in the back.
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The media was clicking, but I wasn't.
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So the cabbie turned around and said,
what's going on back there?
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I said, nothing.
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He said, well, then you drive and I'll
get in the back.
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All right, then.
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And y 'all got to watch out and take it
easy.
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Especially when y 'all taking that
money, y 'all got to take it easy
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there's a lot of counterfeiters going on
around here.
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That's right. I know there's a brother
counterfeiting $100 bills the other day.
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Would have had it made.
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Had to put your Franklin on and
everything.
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Only thing it was Aretha Franklin.
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I don't know if y 'all know this.
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I was in school the other day
reminiscing.
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And did y 'all ever notice this?
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They never showed you a picture of a
black caveman.
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That's right. But they just recently
found out that there were black cavemen
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because they just dug up a three
-million -year -old Cadillac.
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ready for more comedy?
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What more comedy? When did it start?
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As soon as you put on that bow tie.
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Ladies and gentlemen, now I'd like to
introduce a young man that I have the
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pleasure of spending the last 17 years
with.
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Listening to him sing in the shower.
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And I tell you, that's a long time to
wait to get into the bathroom.
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for my brother, your friend, and our
pal, Mr. Michael Evans.
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Well,
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I think it's time we turned the lights
down.
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We've had all the small talk that we can
use.
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Now we best be getting down to business.
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You can start by kicking.
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off your shoes.
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Let me rock you to your top.
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From your bottom to your top.
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Let my loving snap pop.
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Let me rock you, rock you to your top.
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I know some guys are all talk and no
action.
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Well, let me show you I'm not one of
those.
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My loving where my mouth is And you're
gonna feel it right down to
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your toes Let me rock you to your top
From your bottom to
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your top And my love won't snap and pop
Let me rock you, rock you to
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your top And I don't think the love
could be made any more better
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I'm gonna pull out all the time, but I
can't use your side.
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Let me rock you, rock you to your side,
rock, rock you, rock you to your side,
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rock you, rock you to your side.
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What's for me?
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Boy, that man carries a whole bundle of
talent.
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Unfortunately, he didn't bring any with
him tonight.
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The next young man I'd like to introduce
happens to be our building
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superintendent supervisor.
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Man, that's very heavy when it comes to
weight.
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That's right, man. Now, when he gets
into the ocean, the water rises.
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Let's welcome the fabulous, the one and
only, Mr. Nat Bush.
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was getting in fat until he couldn't get
into things like he once could like his
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house the next young man i'd like to
introduce for y 'all fabulous
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himself you all know who he is fine
athlete a wonderful entertainer a fine
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being somebody well known in the
business
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every star.
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Hello, everybody. This is Jerry Lewis.
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One of the really good singers right
now, fabulous guy, the immortal Johnny
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Mathis.
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Look at me.
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It's like a kitten up a tree.
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And I feel like I'm clinging to a cloud.
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begin to play or it may be the sound of
your hello the music I
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hear I get misty the moment you're near
he's right you
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can say that you're leading me on hey
hey but it's
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just what I want you to do go ahead take
it away Tony don't you notice how
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hopelessly I'm lost
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That's why I'm following you on
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my own.
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Should I wander through this wonderland
alone?
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Never knowing my right foot from my
left.
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My hat from my glove.
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I'm too misty and too much in love.
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Y 'all have heard of the Pointer
Sisters?
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I know y 'all have. The Pointer Sisters,
Bonnie, Anita, June, and Ruth.
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Yes.
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Well, the mighty, mighty Pointer Sisters
out of Oakland, California.
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Yes, the Pointer Sisters. We all know
who they are.
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Well, the Windy City Cab Company,
tonight, right here in Chicago, is proud
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announce that the Pointer Sisters will
not be here.
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to the Pointer Sisters.
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Florida, Walona, Thelma and Penny, they
call themselves the Mighty, Mighty
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Pointless Sisters.
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When
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it's
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snowing and it's blowing, it's that
season of the year when you look to find
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some comfort and a little Christmas
cheer.
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wrapped up in a sheet hoping someone
shows some pity
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Thanks to the good Lord above for giving
us such a beautiful Christmas gift.
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A loving family and warm friends.
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May I ask all of my family to join us on
the stage?
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Come on. Come on, brother.
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Come on.
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Come on, Mr. Bookman. And now, if you
will join us
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in singing Silent Night.
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