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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:09,630 Good times, anytime you need a payment. Good times, anytime you need a break. 2 00:00:09,950 --> 00:00:13,010 Good times, anytime you're up and under. 3 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:16,190 Not getting hassled, not getting hustled. 4 00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:18,630 Keeping your head up for water. 5 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:21,810 Making a way when you can. 6 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:28,830 Temporary layoffs. Good times, easy credit ripoffs. Good times, 7 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:32,070 scratching and surviving. Good times. 8 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:08,820 else that comes now. 9 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:11,880 Hey JJ, what is that stuff? 10 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,260 It's a stomach's perfume. 11 00:01:45,550 --> 00:01:46,550 What smell? 12 00:01:47,450 --> 00:01:49,910 You know what I smell? Something smoky. 13 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:51,490 Smoky and sweet. 14 00:01:52,170 --> 00:01:54,410 Like somebody's barbecuing an Avon lady. 15 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,070 That's supposed to be a joke. 16 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:03,530 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Something funny's going on around here. 17 00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:06,930 Hey, y 'all, why don't we go down to Lake Michigan and watch the ice crack? 18 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:11,230 Hold it right there, every one of you. 19 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:15,970 Something is going on, and ain't nobody leaving this room until I do. get to the 20 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,170 bottom of this. 21 00:02:17,990 --> 00:02:22,310 What happened to the couch? 22 00:02:23,450 --> 00:02:24,450 Well, 23 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:27,170 see, Wilona, there's nothing. 24 00:02:27,410 --> 00:02:30,570 Matter of fact, I don't even want to bore you with the details. 25 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:36,550 Honey, bore me with the details. What happened? Well, Wilona, we just had a 26 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:37,810 little itty -bitsy. 27 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:05,340 happened and i want to know right now hold it hold it one minute 28 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:09,420 now we're gonna go one at a time you first what happened well alana you're 29 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:12,040 coming to the right person because i'm gonna tell you exactly what happened 30 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,800 you know after you dropped penny off jj came over with this fine girl her name 31 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:19,320 is mandy oh she's bad but anyway i thought i was working on my chemistry 32 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,680 experiment right and while i was doing that the four minutes that i was michael 33 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,980 will you play house with me sure penny just as soon as i'm finished with this 34 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:26,980 chemistry experiment 35 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:36,100 Sure. Hey, Michael, would you come taste this soup for me, please? 36 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:37,418 Excuse me, Penny. 37 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:40,940 Thelma, dear, nothing would give me more pleasure than to taste your delightful 38 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:41,940 soup. 39 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,360 is just too kind. 40 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:20,899 But Mandy, I am your humble servant. 41 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:29,260 Why don't you say we leave the Ebony Einstein over here by herself and me and 42 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:30,820 you go genius on the couch. 43 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,660 Just for a minute. 44 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,920 I mean, I find your brother so compelling. 45 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,740 But Mandy, see, I'm a... 46 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:54,410 a one to ten, you a minus two. 47 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:59,090 Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius? 48 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,010 Oh, allow me. 49 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:13,130 Michael, would you flick my beck? 50 00:05:16,290 --> 00:05:20,790 Mandy, not only will I flick your beck, but my heels. 51 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:32,350 Constitution is ready to adjust to your unique style of cooking. 52 00:05:33,530 --> 00:05:37,330 Oh, she can't anyway. She has to go home and change, because see, me and Mandy 53 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:42,410 are going dancing tonight. Dancing? Well, if Michael will be here, I might 54 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,410 here. 55 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:04,470 I'm going to wash up. 56 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:06,110 He's so understanding. 57 00:06:10,850 --> 00:06:11,850 Hello? 58 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:14,850 Oh, hi, Reggie. 59 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:16,950 Did your sister use the recipe I gave her? 60 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,530 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 61 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,240 This month he's taking from me. 62 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,480 Hey, Michael. 63 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,500 Yeah, 64 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:55,140 Michael. Every time I bring a girl home, she winds up wanting to be with you. I 65 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:56,360 just wanted to know one thing. 66 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:57,820 What's your secret? 67 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,560 That really started it. Michael, that is not true. 68 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:35,980 That couldn't have started the fire because I never put the plate in the 69 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,820 So the plate was cold. 70 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:39,039 It was? 71 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,360 I didn't know that, Thelma. 72 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,900 I guess I was wrong. 73 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,440 And that wasn't the only thing you were wrong about. 74 00:07:45,020 --> 00:07:47,020 Mandy wanting to go out with you. 75 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:52,320 You must have been sniffing too much couch, brother. 76 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:17,620 You're making my usual, magnificent, fantastic dinner, right? And Michael is 77 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:18,620 coming here. 78 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:24,320 Michael, will you play house with me? Not right now, Penny. I'm busy. Can't 79 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,920 see? Well, excuse... 80 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:50,870 is responsible for this magnificent physique, my sister, Thelma. 81 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,070 Nice to meet you, Mandy. 82 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:58,430 Ooh, girl, what is that delicious smell coming from the kitchen? Looks like a 83 00:08:58,430 --> 00:09:00,470 magnificent casserole to me. 84 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:04,730 Well, it's nothing much. You know, nothing much. It's just a little 85 00:09:04,730 --> 00:09:08,110 threw together with my, um, secret ingredient. 86 00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:09,950 Well, you can tell me. 87 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:11,590 What's your secret ingredient? 88 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,250 Um... 89 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:31,460 by herself and me and you kind of grease on over to the couch well 90 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:38,280 well just for a minute i mean your sister's so interesting yeah but see 91 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:45,140 uh mandy i'm uh interesting too on a scale 92 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:46,860 of one to ten use a zero 93 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:29,220 Yeah, because, you see, me and Mandy are going dancing tonight. And she's got to 94 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:30,220 go home and change. 95 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,560 Yeah, I forgot. 96 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:36,620 This is the last time I answer a Lonely Hearts ad in the newspaper. 97 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,300 I wish I was as popular as my sister Thelma. 98 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,260 Don't be silly, J .J. 99 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:46,260 What would you do with all those hands? 100 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:37,480 couch that started that fire oh yeah platypus face 101 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:43,960 well then 102 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:49,560 how do you explain this cold match in the ashtray oh 103 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:56,020 there's a match in the ashtray oh i'm sorry guess that was wrong i 104 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:59,940 still want to know how the fire got started 105 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,820 but the truth. The gospel according to Brother Jay. 106 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:29,500 All right, well, here's the truth. Now, me being a designated breadwinner in the 107 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:34,120 family, the number one in the church, a general man about town. 108 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:36,360 Uh, J .J., could you get on with it? 109 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,020 You know? Okay. 110 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:43,950 See, I came home with this fine feathered fox, and everybody... is 111 00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:46,050 because they didn't think I could pull her in the first place. 112 00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:52,410 Gang, I'm home. 113 00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:02,230 Everyone, I want y 'all to meet my adorable woman, Mandy. 114 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,870 And adorable woman Mandy, this is everyone. 115 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:11,010 And over there is my sister Thelma, the wicked witch of the kitsch. 116 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:30,800 house man can you help me out with this chemistry experiment uh sure michael 117 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:37,660 whether it be chemistry or biology uh just call on dr jj 118 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:38,660 phd 119 00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:00,580 little sideline hobby of mine. 120 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:04,340 And, uh, please, Mama, no teeth there. 121 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:11,520 JJ, would you come and test my soup and see if it needs anything? 122 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:17,660 Oh, the sacrifices one must make for one's family. 123 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,600 She doesn't have any blue cross. 124 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,900 Besides, Manny has to go home and change. 125 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,880 We're going dancing tonight. 126 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,660 First time. 127 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:44,920 Would you rock it to... 128 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,920 That's what set the couch on fire. 129 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,900 I rest my case. 130 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,700 No, you won't. It's overruled, J .J. Now, that alcohol burner hasn't been any 131 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,420 closer to the couch than it is right now. 132 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,220 Hey, wait a minute. 133 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,580 Maybe it was Mandy. 134 00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:55,520 Yeah, you know, she was smoking a cigarette. She sure was. That girl was 135 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:56,860 back, boy. She was like a snake. 136 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,200 Hold it. 137 00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,560 Hold it. 138 00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:02,440 Mama, I didn't tell my story. Aw, pity. That's okay. 139 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,580 Isn't that sweet? She wants to tell a little story, too. 140 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:17,340 No wild stories, because I've had enough of the wild stories for the evening, 141 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,400 okay? 142 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:19,839 It's the truth. 143 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,839 I promise. 144 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:25,500 Okay. Well, after you dropped me off, I was playing with my doll, and Michael 145 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,500 was experimenting. 146 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,480 Michael, will you play house with me? In a little while, Penny. Right now, I'm 147 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,620 busy with this chemistry experiment. 148 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,320 Your water turned green. I know. 149 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,800 It's supposed to turn red. 150 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,680 Well, 151 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,320 back to the drawing board. 152 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,560 Do you want to play house with me? 153 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,360 Well, I'd love to, Penny, but I have to finish making this soup. 154 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:53,700 Would you like to taste it? 155 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:55,920 No, thanks. 156 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:59,820 I have a perfect attendance record at school, and I don't want to spoil it. 157 00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:10,669 Thank you. 158 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:13,030 And, uh, my old ugly sister over there, Thelma. 159 00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,570 And our little neighbor, Penny. 160 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:18,870 JJ, will you play house with me? 161 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:23,490 Uh, play house with you? Penny, you see, you're just a little itty -bitty type. 162 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:28,470 Mandy over here is a big girl. I'd rather play house with her. 163 00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:33,150 Why don't you say we go over here and sit down on the couch, my dear? 164 00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:35,910 Okay, for a minute. I do need a cigarette. 165 00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,470 Well, allow me. 166 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,640 scale of 1 to 10, you are a 250? 167 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,100 Constantly, J .J. 168 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,220 Mandy, would you like to stay for dinner? 169 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,660 Oh, no, thank you, Thelma. I've got to go home and change. 170 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,880 J .J. and I are going dancing tonight, believe it or not. 171 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:17,320 Yeah, so, uh... 172 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:31,790 dinner okay sure thoma call me when it's over 173 00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:17,210 JJ, did you ever tell me I was a 250? 174 00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:22,110 Constantly. 175 00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:27,890 Okay, I'll talk to y 'all later, man. 176 00:22:28,270 --> 00:22:29,270 Behave yourself. 177 00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:34,750 All right, Penny, I'm back. I'm ready to play house. 178 00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:37,670 JJ, do you like Mandy better than me? 179 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,840 I'm not going dancing with her. I just broke our date. 180 00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:49,560 I hate women that smoke. 181 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,440 Now you tell me. 182 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,920 Hey, Penny, what's wrong? 183 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,740 You look sort of humdrum. 184 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,520 Hey, between me and you, did you have any thermos soup? 185 00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:30,610 I'm a soup on it. 186 00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:31,770 Oh, Penny. 187 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:35,790 What you're really saying is that you started the fire. 188 00:23:36,130 --> 00:23:37,190 I'm sorry, Mama. 189 00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:39,310 Those stupid cigarettes. 190 00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:41,790 They'll kill you one way or they'll kill you another. 191 00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:44,490 Penny, do you know how serious this could have been? 192 00:23:44,850 --> 00:23:47,450 The whole building could have burned down. Everybody could have been burned 193 00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:48,450 death. Do you realize that? 194 00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:51,070 Yeah. Have you learned a lesson, honey? 195 00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:53,710 Oh, I did. I promise I won't do it again. 196 00:23:53,970 --> 00:23:57,370 Penny, why would you want to do something silly like smoking a cigarette 197 00:23:58,010 --> 00:23:59,450 I wanted to be like Mandy. 198 00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:03,050 I thought JJ would like me better. 199 00:24:03,950 --> 00:24:07,370 Penny, I do like you when you're not burning up our furniture. 200 00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:11,010 I just wanted to be glamorous. 201 00:24:12,030 --> 00:24:15,850 Penny, smoking isn't glamorous. Look at me. I don't smoke. 202 00:24:16,210 --> 00:24:17,850 Thelma, don't confuse the child. 203 00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:25,110 I'm sorry, everybody. 204 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:26,530 That's all right, baby. 205 00:24:26,570 --> 00:24:27,570 I'll take care of it. 206 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,170 That's all right, Wilona. We need a new couch anyway. 207 00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:33,530 One good thing did come out of all this, though. What? 208 00:24:33,810 --> 00:24:35,630 We got a chance to get rid of Thelma's suit. 209 00:24:56,780 --> 00:25:03,400 Just looking out of the window, watching the asphalt road, 210 00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:10,740 thinking how it all looks and it dies. Good times, good times, 211 00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:16,500 keeping your head above water, making a wave when you can. 212 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:27,280 of a studio audience. 16008