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Good times, anytime you need a payment.
Good times, anytime you need a break.
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Good times, anytime you're up and under.
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Not getting hassled, not getting
hustled.
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Keeping your head up for water.
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Making a way when you can.
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Temporary layoffs. Good times, easy
credit ripoffs. Good times,
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scratching and surviving. Good times.
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else that comes now.
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Hey JJ, what is that stuff?
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It's a stomach's perfume.
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What smell?
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You know what I smell? Something smoky.
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Smoky and sweet.
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Like somebody's barbecuing an Avon lady.
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That's supposed to be a joke.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Something funny's going on around here.
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Hey, y 'all, why don't we go down to
Lake Michigan and watch the ice crack?
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Hold it right there, every one of you.
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Something is going on, and ain't nobody
leaving this room until I do. get to the
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bottom of this.
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What happened to the couch?
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Well,
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see, Wilona, there's nothing.
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Matter of fact, I don't even want to
bore you with the details.
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Honey, bore me with the details. What
happened? Well, Wilona, we just had a
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little itty -bitsy.
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happened and i want to know right now
hold it hold it one minute
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now we're gonna go one at a time you
first what happened well alana you're
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coming to the right person because i'm
gonna tell you exactly what happened
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you know after you dropped penny off jj
came over with this fine girl her name
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is mandy oh she's bad but anyway i
thought i was working on my chemistry
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experiment right and while i was doing
that the four minutes that i was michael
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will you play house with me sure penny
just as soon as i'm finished with this
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chemistry experiment
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Sure. Hey, Michael, would you come taste
this soup for me, please?
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Excuse me, Penny.
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Thelma, dear, nothing would give me more
pleasure than to taste your delightful
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soup.
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is just too kind.
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But Mandy, I am your humble servant.
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Why don't you say we leave the Ebony
Einstein over here by herself and me and
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you go genius on the couch.
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Just for a minute.
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I mean, I find your brother so
compelling.
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But Mandy, see, I'm a...
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a one to ten, you a minus two.
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Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius?
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Oh, allow me.
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Michael, would you flick my beck?
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Mandy, not only will I flick your beck,
but my heels.
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Constitution is ready to adjust to your
unique style of cooking.
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Oh, she can't anyway. She has to go home
and change, because see, me and Mandy
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are going dancing tonight. Dancing?
Well, if Michael will be here, I might
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here.
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I'm going to wash up.
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He's so understanding.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Reggie.
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Did your sister use the recipe I gave
her?
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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This month he's taking from me.
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Hey, Michael.
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Yeah,
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Michael. Every time I bring a girl home,
she winds up wanting to be with you. I
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just wanted to know one thing.
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What's your secret?
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That really started it. Michael, that is
not true.
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That couldn't have started the fire
because I never put the plate in the
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So the plate was cold.
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It was?
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I didn't know that, Thelma.
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I guess I was wrong.
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And that wasn't the only thing you were
wrong about.
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Mandy wanting to go out with you.
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You must have been sniffing too much
couch, brother.
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You're making my usual, magnificent,
fantastic dinner, right? And Michael is
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coming here.
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Michael, will you play house with me?
Not right now, Penny. I'm busy. Can't
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see? Well, excuse...
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is responsible for this magnificent
physique, my sister, Thelma.
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Nice to meet you, Mandy.
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Ooh, girl, what is that delicious smell
coming from the kitchen? Looks like a
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magnificent casserole to me.
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Well, it's nothing much. You know,
nothing much. It's just a little
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threw together with my, um, secret
ingredient.
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Well, you can tell me.
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What's your secret ingredient?
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Um...
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by herself and me and you kind of grease
on over to the couch well
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well just for a minute i mean your
sister's so interesting yeah but see
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uh mandy i'm uh interesting too on a
scale
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of one to ten use a zero
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Yeah, because, you see, me and Mandy are
going dancing tonight. And she's got to
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go home and change.
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Yeah, I forgot.
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This is the last time I answer a Lonely
Hearts ad in the newspaper.
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I wish I was as popular as my sister
Thelma.
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Don't be silly, J .J.
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What would you do with all those hands?
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couch that started that fire oh yeah
platypus face
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well then
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how do you explain this cold match in
the ashtray oh
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there's a match in the ashtray oh i'm
sorry guess that was wrong i
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still want to know how the fire got
started
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but the truth. The gospel according to
Brother Jay.
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All right, well, here's the truth. Now,
me being a designated breadwinner in the
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family, the number one in the church, a
general man about town.
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Uh, J .J., could you get on with it?
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You know? Okay.
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See, I came home with this fine
feathered fox, and everybody... is
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because they didn't think I could pull
her in the first place.
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Gang, I'm home.
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Everyone, I want y 'all to meet my
adorable woman, Mandy.
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And adorable woman Mandy, this is
everyone.
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And over there is my sister Thelma, the
wicked witch of the kitsch.
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house man can you help me out with this
chemistry experiment uh sure michael
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whether it be chemistry or biology uh
just call on dr jj
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phd
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little sideline hobby of mine.
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And, uh, please, Mama, no teeth there.
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JJ, would you come and test my soup and
see if it needs anything?
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Oh, the sacrifices one must make for
one's family.
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She doesn't have any blue cross.
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Besides, Manny has to go home and
change.
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We're going dancing tonight.
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First time.
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Would you rock it to...
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That's what set the couch on fire.
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I rest my case.
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No, you won't. It's overruled, J .J.
Now, that alcohol burner hasn't been any
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closer to the couch than it is right
now.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Maybe it was Mandy.
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Yeah, you know, she was smoking a
cigarette. She sure was. That girl was
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back, boy. She was like a snake.
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Hold it.
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Hold it.
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Mama, I didn't tell my story. Aw, pity.
That's okay.
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Isn't that sweet? She wants to tell a
little story, too.
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No wild stories, because I've had enough
of the wild stories for the evening,
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okay?
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It's the truth.
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I promise.
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Okay. Well, after you dropped me off, I
was playing with my doll, and Michael
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was experimenting.
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Michael, will you play house with me? In
a little while, Penny. Right now, I'm
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busy with this chemistry experiment.
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Your water turned green. I know.
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It's supposed to turn red.
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Well,
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back to the drawing board.
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Do you want to play house with me?
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Well, I'd love to, Penny, but I have to
finish making this soup.
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Would you like to taste it?
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No, thanks.
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I have a perfect attendance record at
school, and I don't want to spoil it.
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Thank you.
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And, uh, my old ugly sister over there,
Thelma.
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And our little neighbor, Penny.
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JJ, will you play house with me?
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Uh, play house with you? Penny, you see,
you're just a little itty -bitty type.
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Mandy over here is a big girl. I'd
rather play house with her.
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Why don't you say we go over here and
sit down on the couch, my dear?
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Okay, for a minute. I do need a
cigarette.
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Well, allow me.
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scale of 1 to 10, you are a 250?
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Constantly, J .J.
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Mandy, would you like to stay for
dinner?
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Oh, no, thank you, Thelma. I've got to
go home and change.
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J .J. and I are going dancing tonight,
believe it or not.
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Yeah, so, uh...
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dinner okay sure thoma call me when it's
over
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JJ, did you ever tell me I was a 250?
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Constantly.
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Okay, I'll talk to y 'all later, man.
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Behave yourself.
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All right, Penny, I'm back. I'm ready to
play house.
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JJ, do you like Mandy better than me?
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I'm not going dancing with her. I just
broke our date.
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I hate women that smoke.
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Now you tell me.
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Hey, Penny, what's wrong?
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You look sort of humdrum.
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Hey, between me and you, did you have
any thermos soup?
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I'm a soup on it.
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Oh, Penny.
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What you're really saying is that you
started the fire.
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I'm sorry, Mama.
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Those stupid cigarettes.
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They'll kill you one way or they'll kill
you another.
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Penny, do you know how serious this
could have been?
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The whole building could have burned
down. Everybody could have been burned
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death. Do you realize that?
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Yeah. Have you learned a lesson, honey?
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Oh, I did. I promise I won't do it
again.
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Penny, why would you want to do
something silly like smoking a cigarette
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I wanted to be like Mandy.
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I thought JJ would like me better.
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Penny, I do like you when you're not
burning up our furniture.
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I just wanted to be glamorous.
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Penny, smoking isn't glamorous. Look at
me. I don't smoke.
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Thelma, don't confuse the child.
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I'm sorry, everybody.
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That's all right, baby.
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I'll take care of it.
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That's all right, Wilona. We need a new
couch anyway.
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One good thing did come out of all this,
though. What?
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We got a chance to get rid of Thelma's
suit.
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Just looking out of the window, watching
the asphalt road,
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thinking how it all looks and it dies.
Good times, good times,
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keeping your head above water, making a
wave when you can.
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