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Do it now, anytime you need a payment.
Do it now, anytime you feel free.
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Do it now, anytime you're up and under.
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Not getting hassled, not getting
hustled. Keeping your head above water.
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Making a way when you can.
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I think I caught this cold from Keith
the other night, you know? We drove down
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to Oak Park, right? We parked the car,
and then he put his arms around me, and
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then he started to... Smoke!
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Smoke! Smoke! Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, boy.
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Ooh. God.
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Hey, girl.
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What's burning in here? Ain't nothing
burning.
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Then I hope you get your smoke zingles
through the Geronimo.
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Y 'all smell like you barbecuing a boot
in here.
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I'm shopping and I'm cooking.
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Okay, girl, I'm going to get you a
microwave oven so you can burn the food
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one tenth of the time.
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I guess I was on the phone a little too
long and kind of burnt the beans, huh?
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Burnt the beans?
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Girl, we ain't going to learn the color
of the food doesn't have to be the same
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color as the eater.
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Well, ain't nobody forcing you to eat my
food now.
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You know, that's going to work out just
fine.
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Just fine, Froggy.
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Because me and Michael will not be
gracing the dinner table this evening.
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Why not?
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Because I'm taking Michael to the father
-son dinner at his school.
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Michael didn't mention anything about a
father -son dinner tonight.
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Cello, Viola, JJ here.
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Look here, I got to cancel our date for
this evening.
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Yeah, see what happened is that I ran
into a guy from Michael's school and
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they're having a father -son dinner.
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So naturally, as man of the house, I...
I will be taking him.
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However, you are fortunate in the case
that I will be doing nothing tomorrow
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evening. Am you available?
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Lighten up, mama.
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Men don't even talk that way to other
men.
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That was very considerate of you, JJ.
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Well, you know, Michael's my only
brother and you're my only sister. But
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minds me.
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You want tickets to that KC the Sunshine
Band concert?
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Yeah, JJ. Well, I am not without
influence in the world of popular music.
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I just happen to have a couple of
tickets.
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Oh, thanks, JJ.
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But Carl already got them for me.
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Oh, Carl.
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Well, I guess you wouldn't want to sit
in the front anyway.
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Music be too loud for your ears.
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You know, JJ, you can really be sweet
when you want to be.
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Brown sugar don't only come in the
female side.
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You know, J .J., I'm going to tell you a
secret.
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I'm glad you're my brother.
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You know, what can I say?
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I love you.
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I love you, too, Thelma.
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Excuse me, folks. I'm in the wrong
apartment.
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Oh, Ma.
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Hey, Ma, J .J.'s taking Michael to the
annual father -son dinner tonight at his
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school. Michael didn't say anything to
me about a dinner. I wonder why.
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Well, Ma, with Daddy gone, maybe he felt
kind of touchy about talking about
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that.
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Well, I can understand that.
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J .J., when did he ask you to take him?
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He didn't. It's going to be a surprise.
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Oh, J .J., that was very thoughtful of
you.
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Yeah, and look at the sweater that I got
him.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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Cashmere. Well, you know.
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J .J.
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This must have cost you a whole week's
salary.
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And a month's tips.
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But I want Michael to really look good
tonight.
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J .J., I hope you're not going to feel
out of place talking to all those older
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men. I don't know, man.
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Voila! Look at this.
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Time, fortune, news week.
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Whatever the conversation turns to, I'll
be there with the latest information.
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me any question here in time. Ask me
business, law, medicine.
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Did you know that the famous bassoonist
Kevin Kong died today in Paris at the
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age of 83?
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Right there in Milestone.
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J .J., now wait a minute now. What if
they ask you a question like this? Why
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the students in Spain rioting? I just
told them that the students in Spain are
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upset because the famous bassoonist
Kevin Kong died in Paris.
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Everything is going to work out fine,
son. Just be yourself.
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All right, Ma, but I really want Michael
to be proud of me. Because, see, when I
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was his age, I had a father to take me
to these things.
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Michael doesn't.
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Well, we don't have a father in this
house, but we sure as heck got a man.
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I know.
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See, in baseball, I'd be known as the D
.D., designated daddy.
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And you want to go to your cousin Ross'
house in South Bend? Well, I made
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arrangements to borrow the rib truck
that night.
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I'm sorry, JJ, but Carl's taking me.
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Oh, Carl's taking you.
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You wouldn't want to ride in that rib
truck.
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By the time you got down there, your
cousin Ross would probably ask you,
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that weird perfume that you're wearing?
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And you have to tell her, essence de hot
sauce.
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Well,
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if you'll excuse me, I'll go slip into
something a little more mature.
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Good.
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Hi, here's your favorite quiz person,
Walona Woods, asking you, can you name
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this tune?
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Da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da
-da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da
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-da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da
-da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da
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-da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da
-da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da
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-da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da
-da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da
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-da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da
-da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da
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Lounging pajamas.
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These are LPLPs.
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Long playing lounging pajamas.
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Girl, this outfit was so dangerous, they
delivered it in a brown paper bag.
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Carl and I are just friends, Wilona.
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We're not even close to the lounging
pajama stage.
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If you wear these, you will be.
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understand that most men are creatures
of habit, including some of the
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I go out with, whose habits I don't even
want to discuss.
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Now, science has discovered a way to
change a man's behavior, but it takes
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years, Flo.
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Now, if you wear this lounge and pajamas
right here, you'll change Carl Dixon's
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behavior overnight, you know what I
mean?
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Wearing those pajamas is just like
waving a red cape in front of a bull.
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back before i light your fire lord
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have mercy who is this tall
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dark uh very mature looking man it looks
like jj and it sounds like
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jj but that can't be jj because jj
doesn't smoke neither does the pipe
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first time i ever saw a pipe cleaner
holding a pipe
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J .J., you are a bona fide fashion
plate, honey. If you was just ten years
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older... And I was just ten years
younger...
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I'd still be lying about my...
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Did I tell you? J .J.'s taking Michael
to the school
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dinner tonight.
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Oh, he's gonna love that. Baby, that's
very nice. How do you like this, uh...
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lounging pajama set. Hey, well, Mona,
that is fantastic.
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I mean, that's out of sight and a
definite delight.
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It's the kind of thing I like to see on
a lady.
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I'm trying to get your mama to buy them.
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My mama wear this outlandish pajama set?
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Hold on, JJ.
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Now, you might be playing father to your
baby brother, but you remember, I'm
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older than you, Michael, and that pipe.
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Meantime, I'll just put this on Will Ho,
because that's exactly what's going to
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happen if you wear these numbers.
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Oh, go.
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These great players ain't going to make
it.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi, Wilona. Hi, Dad.
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Hi, Wilona.
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That's what I like to see, a deep,
meaningful relationship.
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Hey, Mom, I won't be home for dinner
tonight.
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How'd you know that, Michael?
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I'm going to be taking you to the father
-son dinner.
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You're taking me?
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Yeah, even got you a sweater.
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Check it out.
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Yeah, try it on, Michael. Look, if you
don't like it, you can wear the suit,
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know? No, the suit with the matching
thing like mine. Oh, what a pleasant
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surprise. Yeah, Michael asked me to take
him to the father and son dinner
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tonight, and I told him it would be my
pleasure.
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Carl, it was very nice of you to offer
to take Michael to the dinner tonight,
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but... JJ has already planned on taking
Michael himself.
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Oh, I'm sorry, JJ. I didn't know that.
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Yeah, JJ, I didn't know you wanted to
take me, man.
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Well, he did.
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Michael, that's why he bought you a new
sweater. And he even canceled out a
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date. Look, JJ, I'm sorry. There's been
a misunderstanding.
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There's no problem. You take Michael.
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Take him where?
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To the father -son dinner.
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Oh. Are they having one of those things
again?
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Stop the nonsense. You know you planned
on taking Michael. I didn't plan on
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taking him anywhere.
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JJ, that is not true. Now, why did you
get all dressed up, huh?
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I just ain't dressed up. I dress better
than this when I clean the grease trap
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at the rib joint.
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JJ, stop the foolishness and take your
brother to the dinner.
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I said I'm not taking him anywhere. If
he wants to go with Carl, that's cool
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with me. Look, JJ, Michael, I... He
asked me because he didn't know you had
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planned on taking him. Well, as of now,
all my plans have changed.
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I'm not taking him anywhere.
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Hey, hold on, J .J., man. I think I have
something to say to you. This does not
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concern you. What? J .J., come on, take
your brother and have a good time.
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Hey, look, no chance. You take him. Oh,
you take him. I'm not taking him
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anywhere. You take him. I'm not coming
between two brothers. You take him.
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Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm
not a Frisbee, y 'all. Come on.
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Michael is right.
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Now, the way you two acting, you can
just throw Michael to the dinner. Yeah.
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J .J., I'm not going to say this again.
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You take your brother to that dinner.
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I'm not taking him anywhere, and that is
final.
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J .J., either you take your brother to
that father -son dinner, or you and me
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are going to have a mother -son hassle.
Me and you ain't having nothing. Hey,
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soldier. You're out of line.
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Hey, look, man.
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That war jazz is over. Don't lay that
soldier business on me. J .J., you be
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civil. Mr. Dixon is a guest in this
house. He ain't no guest of mine. You
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it. That's your mother you're talking
to.
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Hey, look here, man.
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I don't need anybody that's come between
me and my brother to tell me who my
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mother is. J .J., I don't need any of
you.
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Got to be the coldest night in the year.
Yeah, it's colder out there than an
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Eskimo's outhouse.
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Kids? Yeah, looks like everybody's out.
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You know how to sell a lot of snow
shovels in my shop tomorrow. But first
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going to have to buy one to find my
shop.
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Florida.
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What? Oh, I'm sorry, Carl. I was
thinking about J .J. Oh, not now,
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Let's have some time for ourselves.
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You're right.
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How about something to warm you up?
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Yeah.
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Like a hot cup of coffee?
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Well, if that's all you got.
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That is.
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And a nice piece of sweet potato pie.
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Well, now.
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That is something that can help a man's
appetite.
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That feels awfully good.
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I can't think of anyone else I'd rather
do this to.
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You
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are
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a tricky lady.
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Uh, please sit down.
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I'll get the pie.
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Do you mind if I, uh, smoke?
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Oh, not at all.
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Hello, JJ.
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Michael, it's after 11 o 'clock. You
should be home.
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I don't care if Lola does say that her
home is your home. So you say goodnight
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and get your little narrow behind over
here.
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I remember when Michael was just a small
headache to me.
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Now he's right up there with JJ.
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Kids can be a problem sometimes.
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That pie looks good.
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Boy, oh boy, oh boy.
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I'm glad you like it.
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The only thing I like better is the lady
who baked it.
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You like Sarah Lee better than you do
me.
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we saw tonight.
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All that warm sunshine and those
beautiful islands.
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If you have to live in the ghetto, might
as well live in one in the Pacific.
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You know, I was stationed in one of
those islands, and I can tell you
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It was a whole lot more fun doing time
with you in that balcony than it was in
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doing time over there.
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This is one island you're not taking
tonight.
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I'm sorry, Carl.
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You know, there's nothing I'd like
better than having your arms around me,
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but... You're afraid the kids are going
to walk in. I'm worried about one who
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isn't walking in, J .J.
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He still hasn't gotten over that father
-son dinner.
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I'm sorry I caused you any problems,
Florida.
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Oh, it wasn't your fault.
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It wasn't anybody's fault.
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It's just that... JJ is trying to fill
his father's shoes too fast.
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Yeah, I know.
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You know, for the past two nights, he
hasn't been home at all.
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And then this morning, he called Selma
and told her that he was thinking about
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moving in with some of his friends.
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He says his family doesn't need him
anymore, but that just isn't so.
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I know how he feels. I've been there
myself.
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Carl. Hmm?
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good at fixing things. You know, like TV
sets and toasters.
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How about fixing J .J.? Wait a minute,
Florida.
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Now, you don't fix J .J. like you do a
vacuum cleaner. J .J.'s an original.
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Where would I get the parts?
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I just love a man who smokes a cigar.
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It's so sophisticated.
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You know, being a man, it'll be easier
for you to talk to JJ, you know, to
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him. Well, you know, after the other
night, I think I'm the last man in the
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world he wants to talk to.
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Oh, please, Carl, come on, do it for me,
huh?
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Do what?
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You know, talk to JJ.
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Try to talk some sense into him, huh?
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You know what?
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I already talked to J .J.
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You already talked to him?
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Yeah. You know, it took me two days to
find him and it took me two days to talk
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him and to meet me at my gym tomorrow
for man -to -man talk.
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You let me go through all that and all
the time you knew, huh? You're damn
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right.
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And put out that rotten cigar. It's
making me upset.
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And to think, Lorna tried to talk me
into buying a pair of satin lounging
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pajamas.
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Satin lounging pajamas.
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You know why?
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Why?
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I just bought them.
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Break it here, honey.
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Hey, Charlie.
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I'm expecting a guest.
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Let me know when he shows up. Oh, sure
thing, Mr. Dixon.
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Hey, Mr.
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Dixon. Listen, how will I recognize him?
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00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:49,820
Well, he's sort of... Well, he's kind
of... You see this guy?
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00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,440
Yeah? He's the flip side of him.
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00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:25,940
You looking for Carl Dixon?
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00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,590
How'd you know that?
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00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,580
How could I not know?
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00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,200
Hey, I'll go and get him for you.
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I'll be back in just a minute.
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All right,
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00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,240
J .J., thanks for coming down.
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00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:58,819
Mr. Dickson, what do you want to talk to
me about? Look, just call me Carl like
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you usually do.
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00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,940
Right. Why don't you join me?
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00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,250
Come on, sit down.
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00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,360
Now put your feet in the stirrups.
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00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,560
That's quite a space suit you got on.
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00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:41,430
mix up the other evening. I should have
checked it out with you first.
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00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,760
Yeah, that would have been cool.
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00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,720
I wasn't trying to move in on your turf.
It just happened that way. You know,
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00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:51,760
life is full of hard -hit grounders that
take a bad hop.
316
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,520
Yeah, and rowboats that don't go
anywhere.
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00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:59,900
And the other evening was just another
bad hop.
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00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,660
Let's try something else.
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00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,030
Yeah.
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00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,560
Enough of this canoeing down the
Potomac.
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00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:13,060
It's here.
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00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:17,670
If the Russians can do it, why can't I?
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00:21:22,710 --> 00:21:29,589
Somebody must have tried to steal one
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00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:30,329
of these.
325
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,380
They got this sucker nailed to the
floor.
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00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:40,850
You know, I could have muscles like
that.
327
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:43,050
But I chose beauty instead.
328
00:21:45,810 --> 00:21:47,670
You don't have to look like those guys.
329
00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:50,930
Some of those guys are doing it just for
the egos.
330
00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:55,370
Yeah, well, when you have beauty like
mine, you don't need an ego.
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00:21:57,050 --> 00:22:00,710
No, J .J., in some ways you're stronger
than they are.
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00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,610
Yours is an inner strength.
333
00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:08,629
You're holding up more than just a
barbell. You're holding together an
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00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:09,680
family.
335
00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:16,520
Mr. Dixon, is that what you call me here
to talk about?
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00:22:16,610 --> 00:22:17,660
Well, later, bro.
337
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:20,930
J .J., wait a minute. Listen, I haven't
finished yet.
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00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,230
I admire you, J .J.
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00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:27,240
I mean it.
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00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:34,370
You mean the way I handle a ball?
341
00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:40,190
I mean, as a person, I admire you.
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00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,020
I had a mother, three sisters.
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00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:50,240
Then I joined the army to escape the
responsibility of a family.
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00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:53,520
Oh, I sent the money out of guilt.
345
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:58,180
But you are hanging in there, and that
takes character.
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00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,770
What'd you say?
347
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,750
You're hanging in there, and that takes
character.
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00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,299
Hell, man.
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00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,560
I could have told you that.
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00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,300
You got a fine family, J .J. They need
you.
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00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,580
They not only respect you, they love
you.
352
00:23:13,581 --> 00:23:16,739
No, you're just saying that because you
think I'm mad about the father -son
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00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:17,790
dinner.
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00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:20,279
Aren't you?
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00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,960
Hey, man, I'm bigger than that.
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00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,500
Of course you are.
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00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:28,119
That's right. You know, I got a teenage
brother, teenage sister, a triple
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00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,170
teenage mother.
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00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,380
That family needs me, man.
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00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:34,870
I'm holding on.
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00:23:46,681 --> 00:23:53,669
of dudes my mother could have went out
with, I'm glad that she went out with
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00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:54,629
you.
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00:23:54,630 --> 00:23:55,770
Because you make sense.
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00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:07,850
You know, JJ, I am really glad that you
feel okay about all of this.
365
00:24:08,290 --> 00:24:12,490
Okay? Man, I feel higher than the price
of a cup of coffee.
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00:24:14,190 --> 00:24:17,949
You know, Carl, I know a place where we
can get the best sweet potato pie in
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00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:19,600
town. At your mother's?
368
00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:21,150
Right.
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00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,760
Let's go get changed, huh?
370
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:26,890
Hey, bro.
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00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:31,380
Keep it up. Pretty soon you'll have half
the muscles I do.
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00:24:55,660 --> 00:25:01,999
Just looking out of the window Watching
the asphalt road
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00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:08,279
Thinking how it all looks and it dies
Good times, good
374
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:15,159
times Keeping your head above water
Making a wave when you
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00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,210
can
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00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,220
Good times is videotaped in front of a
studio audience.
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