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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,510 --> 00:00:09,270 Good time, any time you need a payment. Good time, any time you feel free. 2 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:12,710 Good time, any time you're up and under. 3 00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:18,350 Not getting hassled, not getting hustled. Keeping your head up for water. 4 00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:21,510 Making a wave when you can. 5 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:23,400 Temporary. 6 00:01:04,789 --> 00:01:06,310 So? So, so fill it. 7 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:08,000 Hey, look here, girl. 8 00:01:08,090 --> 00:01:10,320 I'm tired of you bossing me around like this. 9 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:14,389 Look, JJ, we made a deal that whoever would break the New Year's resolution 10 00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:18,250 first would have to do what the other one said for a week, right? And you 11 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,550 You resolved not to insult my boyfriend. 12 00:01:21,010 --> 00:01:24,740 Hey, Thelma, I don't consider that an insult. I consider that a compliment. 13 00:01:24,850 --> 00:01:28,030 All I said was that I enjoyed your latest movie, Mr. Kong. 14 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:35,520 JJ, I don't think that's very funny at all. Just fill this glass up now. 15 00:01:35,521 --> 00:01:37,039 You want it filled, huh? 16 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,019 Yes, I do. That's what I called you in here for. 17 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:40,540 Okay, I'll fill it. 18 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:43,590 Oh, my God. 19 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:46,300 JJ, look what you did. You messed up the floor. 20 00:01:46,301 --> 00:01:49,299 Look, you clean up this house immediately, and you start with 21 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:50,350 right now. 22 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:54,050 Okay, Miss Scarlet, but I don't know nothing about birthing no babies. 23 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:56,990 Oh, boy. 24 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,750 All right, look at all this junk Michael's got in here. 25 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,020 She's throwing away junk. 26 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,040 She's keeping junk. 27 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,180 It's future junk. 28 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,210 What's this? 29 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,160 It's a letter from Michael's school. 30 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,130 Addressed to Ma. 31 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,690 Addressed to Ma? What is it doing to Michael's school? Let me see this. 32 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:22,419 Dear Mrs. Evans, we are sorry to inform you that your son, Michael Evans, has 33 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:26,099 been replaced as leader of the Honor Assembly because of the stance he has 34 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:29,020 taken. The militant midget strikes again. 35 00:02:29,021 --> 00:02:33,179 This is very important. Ma doesn't know about this letter. And she's downtown 36 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:35,299 now buying them new clothes for the assembly. 37 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:37,819 Well, I hope she buys them a suit with two pair of pants because she's going to 38 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:39,140 beat a hole in the other one. 39 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:47,139 Ma's coming now. Oh, my goodness. What am I going to do with this letter? Do 40 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:49,879 what all good spies do when they're caught with incriminating evidence. 41 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:50,930 Eat it. 42 00:03:00,590 --> 00:03:02,950 The president says the economy is suffering. 43 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:07,250 There must have been at least 1 ,500 people in that store today. 44 00:03:07,590 --> 00:03:09,150 They was all looking for jobs. 45 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:12,930 I'm sorry we're so late. 46 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:15,310 I guess I better get dinner started. 47 00:03:15,311 --> 00:03:16,809 Well, Anna, why don't you stay? 48 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:17,860 We're having stew. 49 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:20,780 Oh, I had dinner with you last night, and it was stew. 50 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:26,130 I sure appreciate that, Flo, but I got a pressing engagement. 51 00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:29,860 Oh, the girls down at the shop are having a meeting tonight. 52 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:33,309 We're thinking about forming a union, you know, because we are sick and tired 53 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:34,360 the exploitation. 54 00:03:34,470 --> 00:03:35,910 And the long working hours. 55 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:37,450 And the poor salary. 56 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:40,900 And something that's got to be done about it immediately. 57 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:42,830 Tonight the stew has meat in it! 58 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:47,740 Well, time to think of it, honey. I can wait till tomorrow, can't I? 59 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,820 Let me have my apron, please. 60 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,700 With moan pleasure. 61 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,250 Moan pleasure. 62 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,080 What are you doing? 63 00:03:57,460 --> 00:03:58,510 Nothing, ma. 64 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:00,520 Well, I mean, what is all this about? 65 00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:02,720 Oh, what's I doing all that? 66 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:06,440 That's a new dance, ma. It's called the funky finger. 67 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:11,240 See? You can do it like this, or you can do it like that. 68 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,440 I can't keep up with these dances. 69 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:17,129 If it ain't the... 70 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,680 shaky finger is to hustle your bustle. No, that's a shake your booty. 71 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,290 Whatever. 72 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:29,700 Michael isn't home yet? 73 00:04:29,701 --> 00:04:33,019 He's probably working late, Ma. You know how excited he is about his new job at 74 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:34,220 the repair shop, right? 75 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,740 And his new boss. I know. 76 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:40,700 Everything is Mr. Dixon says this, Mr. Dixon says that. 77 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:42,070 You got that right. 78 00:04:42,071 --> 00:04:45,279 If Mr. Dixon told Graham that the world was flat, he wouldn't go north of the 79 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,660 loop for fear of falling off. 80 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,900 Well, I hope he gets here soon. 81 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,350 Thelma, will you stop your dance and help with all this at the table? 82 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,740 Uh, Ma, you know, you've been working too hard around here. 83 00:04:58,741 --> 00:05:02,279 You know, it's up to the family members to take the load off your apron. I mean, 84 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,330 uh, your shoulders. 85 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,280 Uh, Thelma, you cook. 86 00:05:07,281 --> 00:05:08,759 Thelma cook. 87 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,320 Honey, I'm going to the meeting. 88 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,890 Hey, stop your foolishness and give me back my apron. 89 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:16,530 Hi, everybody. 90 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:18,200 Oh, hi there, Michael. 91 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:22,999 I bought you a new sweater and a new pair of pants to wear to the honor 92 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,050 assembly. 93 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,840 Oh, that's great, Ma. 94 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,300 Come here, man of the hour. 95 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,900 Oh, I'm not proud of you, Gramps. We all are. 96 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,290 Thanks, Milona. 97 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,620 Oh, so many good things have been happening. 98 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:40,759 Michael leading the Pledge of Allegiance at the honor assembly, holding down a 99 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:41,810 job. 100 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:47,970 You know, Michael, you have hands just like your father's. 101 00:05:49,070 --> 00:05:50,990 He had strong hands, too. 102 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:53,850 Boy, did he have strong hands. 103 00:05:56,970 --> 00:06:01,750 Michael, this is your father's tool belt. 104 00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:06,230 I think it's about time you should have it. You can use it in the repair shop. 105 00:06:06,231 --> 00:06:09,129 Yeah, Ma, this will work great. I'm going to go down to the shop and show it 106 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:12,429 Carl. Well, first, I want you to try on your new clothes, honey. But, Ma, I can 107 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:13,309 try them on tomorrow. 108 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:17,269 No, no, no. I want you to do it now. There may be some alterations. We can do 109 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:18,320 later. 110 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:20,630 Oh, Michael. 111 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:22,850 You're going to look so good. 112 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:24,850 I might go to that assembly myself. 113 00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:27,310 Hey, that's a good idea. No, it isn't, Ma. 114 00:06:27,730 --> 00:06:28,780 Why is it? 115 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:32,330 Because of the no mamas at the assembly rule. 116 00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:37,869 See, what happens is any mamas caught at the assembly will have to get a note 117 00:06:37,870 --> 00:06:38,920 from their children. 118 00:06:38,921 --> 00:06:45,029 Ma, but that's the new law, you know? Yeah, Michael here voted against it, but 119 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,290 he was outnumbered. 120 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:48,550 Something's going on. 121 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:52,750 Thelma, you've been doing strange things with your hands. 122 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:56,290 And JJ, everything you do is strange. 123 00:06:57,090 --> 00:06:58,450 Now what's going on here? 124 00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:02,850 Uh, strange, you should ask that question, Ma. 125 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:05,030 Especially when I don't have an answer. 126 00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:09,370 Thelma? Uh, well, you see, Ma, it's like this. 127 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:13,699 Mom, what was the question again? 128 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:14,750 Now, look. 129 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:17,500 I want to know, and I want to know now. 130 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:21,400 Mom, it's not them. They're trying to protect me. 131 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,100 Protect you from what? 132 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,790 The letter in my drawer will explain everything. 133 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:28,380 It's not in my drawer? 134 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:29,990 Where is it? 135 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:35,700 Oh, so that's what the new dance craze is all about. 136 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,070 Michael. 137 00:07:38,071 --> 00:07:41,949 hear that you won't be leading the honor assembly. 138 00:07:41,950 --> 00:07:44,770 Why? And don't give me any fancy answers. 139 00:07:44,771 --> 00:07:48,689 Ma, take it easy. Hey, Thelma, don't worry now. Your mother will handle this. 140 00:07:48,690 --> 00:07:51,649 Well, I'm only trying to get some information from Michael. 141 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:55,070 And I'm asking him in a nice, calm, gentle, motherly way. 142 00:07:55,790 --> 00:07:58,200 Just what have you done to upset that assembly? 143 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:02,890 Well, um, um, I'm waiting, Michael. 144 00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:06,800 Well, Ma, they wanted me to say something I didn't believe in. 145 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:11,320 You don't believe in the Pledge of Allegiance? Michael, have you lost your 146 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:12,550 Carl doesn't think so. 147 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:15,510 Carl? Carl Dixon? Yeah. 148 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:20,029 What has he got to do with this? Well, Ma, he says it's a hypocrisy to say one 149 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:22,729 thing when you know in your guts you feel something else. 150 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:24,710 All right, Michael, let's pin this down. 151 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:29,210 Just what is it about the Pledge of Allegiance that upsets you and your 152 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:32,020 Probably the part about liberty and justice for all. 153 00:08:32,210 --> 00:08:35,169 No, it's that mumbo -jumbo about one nation under God. 154 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:37,510 What? Yeah. 155 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,740 Carl says there is no God, and I'm not going to say there is. 156 00:08:42,950 --> 00:08:44,190 What did you say? 157 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:46,890 Michael, don't say anything. 158 00:08:47,190 --> 00:08:48,570 It's having a chance to hide. 159 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:51,800 Maybe I can get out of the lightning striking place there. 160 00:08:55,810 --> 00:08:58,350 There is no God, and I'm not going to say there is. 161 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:00,410 Michael, that's blasphemy. 162 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:05,449 into you. Oh, take it easy. You know, just a kid with wild ideas don't mean 163 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:08,509 nothing, honey. Yeah, remember the time when he wrote President Nixon and said 164 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:11,149 that the south side of Chicago should become an independent black nation? 165 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,089 Remember that? 166 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:15,100 Yeah, and then Nixon wrote back and said, where's Chicago? 167 00:09:17,030 --> 00:09:19,130 No, no, this one is different. 168 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:24,310 Michael, you're my child and your father's child, and we believe in God. 169 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:29,110 And so did you before you were brainwashed. 170 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:34,249 clear yeah mine's clear but the way i feel i don't want to hear anything 171 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:37,389 yes mama i believe in god 172 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:44,629 no 173 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:51,549 mama michael was it carl dixon who told you to say there is no god 174 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:56,039 ma carl didn't tell me to say anything he just opened my eyes Well, look, we 175 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,570 talk about that later. Let's have dinner now. Yeah! 176 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:01,740 We can't talk about it later, Wilona. 177 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:07,100 Michael, Carl Dixon is a stranger. 178 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:12,420 Now, you letting a stranger change everything this family has always 179 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:16,639 Ma, Carl says if you can't see it, hear it, feel it, or touch it, it's not 180 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:17,690 there. 181 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,960 God is everywhere. 182 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,600 And you can feel it here. 183 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:23,600 How do you know it's not heartburn? 184 00:10:29,151 --> 00:10:35,939 I realize this is upsetting you, but as far as I'm concerned, I'm not going to 185 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:38,050 say One Nation under God, and that's that. 186 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:41,400 Michael, baby, baby, there is a God. 187 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,380 A kind, loving, merciful God. 188 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,850 Ma, if he's so merciful, how can we still live in the ghetto? 189 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,550 Right. 190 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:52,590 Hey, Carl. 191 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,280 What do you want me to do with this? 192 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,730 Throw it away. 193 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:10,779 I spent 20 years in the Army, and I learned that whenever you had something 194 00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:11,840 over, throw it away. 195 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,990 Otherwise, they'd grind it up and serve it to you on a shingle the next day. 196 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,740 Ah, hello there, Mr. 197 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,030 Barnes. 198 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,230 All right. 199 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,450 Can't complain. 200 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:26,420 Got a TV and a wife, and they're both working. 201 00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:35,959 Something I can do for you? 202 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:40,160 My hearing aid cuts off and on. I have to keep hitting it. 203 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:45,140 You know, I got a hearing aid, false teeth, an electric pacemaker in my 204 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,120 I'm a regular $8 million man. 205 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:52,960 Mr. Barnes, don't you mean a regular $6 million man? 206 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:56,620 Oh, no, sonny. Don't you know things in the ghetto cost more? 207 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,510 Well, Carl, I'm going to go deliver this griddle. See you later, Mr. Barnes. 208 00:12:01,511 --> 00:12:03,559 What's the kid mumbling about? 209 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,610 I don't know. 210 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:08,230 I'm going to have to send it back to the factory. 211 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:11,410 I'll put a rush on it. No hurry. 212 00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:14,520 Starsky and Hutch are just as funny without the sound. 213 00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:16,910 Well, it's closing time. 214 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:20,410 Closing time. 215 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,990 It's closing time, Mr. Barnes. 216 00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:39,580 We're closed. 217 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:44,370 Another one with a hearing problem. 218 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,340 Lady, I'm trying to tell you we're closed. 219 00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:50,030 I'm sorry, but this is important. 220 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:55,050 Okay, what's so important? I am Michael Evans' mother, and we quit. 221 00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:58,090 You can't quit. You don't work here. 222 00:12:58,370 --> 00:13:00,230 Well, as of now, neither does Michael. 223 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,260 Oh, boy, I don't want to miss this. 224 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,940 Why don't you want Michael to work here? 225 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,490 Because you're a bad influence. You have turned Michael into an atheist. 226 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,680 Oh, come on. He made up his own mind about that God jazz. 227 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:21,140 Mr. Dixon, God exists. And I don't like expressions like that God jazz. 228 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,460 That God rock and roll. 229 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,100 You're not funny, Mr. Dixon. 230 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:26,630 God exists. 231 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,440 Where? Where is he? 232 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:29,710 He's everywhere. 233 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,480 He's even in this shop. 234 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,120 Don't look at me, lady. 235 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,420 I may be old, but I ain't God. 236 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:43,600 Boy, atheist one, believer zero. You want to take another shot at it, Mrs. 237 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:45,950 Evans? Now give me some proof that God exists. 238 00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:47,960 You. You're here. 239 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:51,780 Of course I'm here. It's my shop. I mean, he created you. 240 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:55,550 In all these years, I've been sending a tie to my dad on Father's Day. 241 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,340 Atheist two, believer zero. 242 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:05,399 Look, lady, bomb kills four in Belfast, starvation in India, two -week -old baby 243 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,450 dies in its crib. 244 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,500 If God existed, would he allow these things to happen? 245 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:15,579 And another thing, would he allow the Boston Celtics to beat the Chicago Bulls 246 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,040 116 to 104? 247 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,720 Mr. Dixon, did you bet on the game? 248 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:24,120 Yeah. Did you win? 249 00:14:24,121 --> 00:14:25,379 No. Ha! 250 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:26,500 There is a God. 251 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:42,610 You want me to believe in a God that plays favorites? 252 00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:44,460 Tell me something. 253 00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:47,620 Who's he picking at Arlington in the fifth? 254 00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:50,210 Look, I don't care what you believe, Mr. Dixon. 255 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:55,149 I just don't want you changing anything my son believes. And Michael believes in 256 00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:59,230 God. If Michael believes in God, he's the lousiest atheist in town. 257 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:05,030 And if there's one thing we atheists cannot abide, it's a backslider. 258 00:15:05,031 --> 00:15:09,899 Well, it looks like this game is running into overtime. 259 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:14,119 I am leaving. I get a gracious plenty of God on Sunday. Now, don't forget to fix 260 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,280 this. I won't. 261 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:16,800 Mrs. Evans, look. 262 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,540 I've had it up to here. 263 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,420 I'm a busy man. 264 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:24,520 If God exists, I wish he'd make his presence known. 265 00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:33,990 I have. 266 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,090 Hello? Yeah. 267 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,330 What? 268 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,130 Okay. 269 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,060 That was a man upstairs. 270 00:15:50,061 --> 00:15:55,199 Before you get carried away, it wasn't your man upstairs, it was my man 271 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,250 upstairs. 272 00:15:56,280 --> 00:16:00,259 Mr. Jennings, he lives above the store and he wants to know if his radio is 273 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,310 fixed. 274 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:06,840 Mr. Dixon, Michael is at a very impressionable age. 275 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:11,949 He was sure of his beliefs until he met you. I haven't influenced him one way or 276 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:15,669 the other. Oh, yes, you haven't. There's no need to yell. I'm not yelling. You 277 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:19,490 are so yelling. I guess I should know yelling when I hear yelling. 278 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:28,090 Mrs. Evans, what do you see here? 279 00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:33,509 Look, Mr. Dixon, I'm in no mood to play games. Come on, come on. What do you see 280 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:34,560 here? 281 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:37,510 Two screwdrivers. 282 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,470 Now, what do you see? 283 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,420 Two screwdrivers. 284 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:49,220 Now, what do you see? 285 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,820 Two screwdrivers. 286 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,280 I say there are three screwdrivers. 287 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,820 I'm sorry, Mr. Dixon, but there are only two screwdrivers there. 288 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,900 You say there are two screwdrivers? 289 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,109 I say there are three screwdrivers. 290 00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:07,620 Now, will you admit that I wasn't yelling? 291 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,200 If I'm wrong? 292 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:12,360 Well, certainly. 293 00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:13,960 I'm wrong. 294 00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,190 Okay, Mr. Dixon. 295 00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:22,109 You flim -flammed me. 296 00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:24,310 You're right, Mrs. Evans. 297 00:17:25,030 --> 00:17:26,290 That's just what I did. 298 00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,510 Well, if you can do that to me... 299 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:35,120 don't you think you can influence Michael? 300 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,160 You made your point, Mrs. Evans. 301 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,440 And you did it without a screwdriver. 302 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,030 Mr. Dixon? 303 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,490 I'm telling Michael he can't work here any longer. 304 00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:52,120 You're his mother, and I can't stop you. 305 00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:54,660 But, uh, do yourself a favor. 306 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,040 Let me do the dirty work. 307 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:01,219 If you lower the boom on Michael, he's gonna resent it. If I do it, what the 308 00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:02,239 hell? 309 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,880 He doesn't have to see me again. 310 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,460 Thank you, Mr. Dixon. 311 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:09,540 You're very thoughtful. 312 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,930 For an atheist? 313 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:15,960 Good night, Mr. Dixon. 314 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,880 Good night, Mrs. Evans. 315 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,850 Good night. 316 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,400 Here's the money from the griddle. 317 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,330 Anything else you want me to do before we knock off? 318 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,430 How do you like that? 319 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,640 Worked all day, and all I took in was $10. 320 00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:51,359 Don't worry, Carl. You got a lot of work coming in. 321 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,560 Damn oil company. 322 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,510 Huh? You know what they've done to the price of oil? 323 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:56,900 On a little can like that? 324 00:18:56,901 --> 00:19:00,919 Michael, on a little can like this, you're multiplied by eight more, and 325 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:01,970 you get? Bankrupt. 326 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,340 Michael, I mean it. 327 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,730 I'm going to have to cut down on expenses. 328 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:11,400 I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. 329 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:18,959 Michael, Michael, you don't understand business. It starts somewhere at the top 330 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,970 with some guy digging in the desert and it works itself down. 331 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,180 And it's always the little man who gets it in the neck. 332 00:19:27,181 --> 00:19:29,439 Yeah, but around here, I'm the little man. 333 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,300 There are only two of us, Michael. 334 00:19:32,050 --> 00:19:33,210 Who am I gonna fire? 335 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:34,820 Me? 336 00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:40,009 Tell you what, I don't have to come in every day. I just come in three times a 337 00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,060 week. 338 00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:49,250 I'll take a cut in my salary. 339 00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:59,160 I'll work for nothing until the price of oil goes down. 340 00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:15,890 Damn. Oh, come on, Michael. It's only a part -time job. 341 00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:19,790 Look at J .J. He's been fired more times than a Saturday night special. 342 00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:24,429 You got that right. It's just a part -time job. He'll get another one, honey. 343 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:27,800 Yeah, it's just a shame it had to happen 50 years before retirement. 344 00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:32,150 Oh, it never fails. 345 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:37,360 Now, who could be so inconsiderate as to come calling just at the dinner hour? 346 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,810 Mr. Dixon. 347 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,870 I brought Michael's tool, Del. I thought he might need it. 348 00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:45,310 Won't you come in? 349 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:46,470 Thank you. 350 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,660 Ma, may I be excused? You certainly may not. We have company. 351 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:58,760 Mr. Dixon, these are my children, JJ, Thelma, and my neighbor, Wilona Woods. 352 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,050 Hello. How are you? 353 00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:02,080 Hey, uh, look here, Mr. Dixon. 354 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,590 There's word out in the street that you got a job opening. 355 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,820 J .J., how could you? 356 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,250 Ain't for me, Ma. 357 00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:12,170 For Thelma. I figured we ought to get her out here working. 358 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:13,270 Michael. 359 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,240 Michael, I thought you might want this. 360 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,440 Michael, you're being rude. 361 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:23,179 But he fired me. He said he was my friend, and then he fires me for no 362 00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:24,480 all. Michael. 363 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,180 Michael. Mr. Dickson didn't fire you. 364 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,120 I did. 365 00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:33,610 Ask Mr. Dixon to let you go. 366 00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:37,180 Ma, how could you? Honey, I was trying to do that for your own good. 367 00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:38,620 Michael! 368 00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:40,240 Help, soldier! 369 00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:43,600 Bad face! 370 00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:47,080 Knock it off. 371 00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:52,889 Michael, when I read that letter about the Honor Assembly and heard your 372 00:21:52,890 --> 00:21:56,889 newfound views on religion, I had to do something about it. Your mother was 373 00:21:56,890 --> 00:21:58,450 doing what she thought was best. 374 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,170 You're right, Mr. Dixon. But she cost me a good job. 375 00:22:01,171 --> 00:22:02,779 You're right, Michael. 376 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:05,250 Well, now, how can Mr. Dixon and Michael be right? 377 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:06,510 I'm a shut -up. 378 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:07,890 I'm a peacemaker. 379 00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:12,579 Mom, the way I see it, you're trying to make me choose between you and Carl. Oh, 380 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,840 that's not true, Michael. 381 00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:16,560 Michael, look me in the eye and tell me. 382 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,300 Do you believe in God? 383 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:26,539 Well, Ma... Michael, you've lived in this house for 15 years. There's no 384 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,020 way you don't believe in God. 385 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,250 Michael, I don't believe in... God. 386 00:22:32,110 --> 00:22:34,590 But you don't have to do my thing to be my friend. 387 00:22:35,430 --> 00:22:37,510 I'm going to love you just as much anyway. 388 00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:51,210 Is it okay if I leave that assembly tomorrow? 389 00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:53,260 You got it. 390 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,450 What about my job? 391 00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:57,150 You got it. Hey, right on. 392 00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:58,630 Damn it, the moneymaker. 393 00:22:58,930 --> 00:22:59,980 Well, 394 00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:02,890 That's all cleared up. Thank God. 395 00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:05,090 Oh, gotcha. 396 00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:09,290 What? You said, thank God. 397 00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:16,169 Madam, when I say, thank God, that doesn't mean I believe in a supreme 398 00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:18,710 more than when you say, holy mackerel. 399 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,530 You're gonna kneel down to a fish. 400 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:22,860 Now look, Mr. Dixon. 401 00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:25,990 Uh, Ma, please, no halfling on an empty stomach. 402 00:23:26,210 --> 00:23:27,260 Let's eat! 403 00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:32,740 There's something I want to say. 404 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:38,339 We've had our differences, but I admire a woman who can stand up to me the way 405 00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:39,039 you did. 406 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,079 Are you kidding? 407 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,640 Ma can stand up to Howard Cosell. 408 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:48,359 Well, that being the case, and seeing the group that has gathered into this 409 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:53,159 room, and knowing how much meat there is in the stew, I would say, won't you 410 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,540 please stay to dinner? 411 00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:57,700 Well, I... Oh, we have plenty, and I... Talk me into it. 412 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,290 Come on. 413 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,830 at Borgin's Market. You wish you might come to the most. 414 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,720 J .J., would you say the grace? 415 00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:09,990 Okay. 416 00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:15,180 Lord, for the fool we're about to receive, we thank you. 417 00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:24,540 By a vote of five to one. 418 00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:54,209 Just looking out of the window, watching the asphalt glow, 419 00:24:54,210 --> 00:25:00,409 thinking how it all looks and it dies. Good times, good 420 00:25:00,410 --> 00:25:04,430 times, keeping your head above water, 421 00:25:05,290 --> 00:25:07,590 making a wave when you can. 422 00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:11,030 Temporary layoffs, good times. 423 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,300 Good times is videotape in front of a studio audience. 424 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:22,900 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33527

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