All language subtitles for Good Times s01e12 The Check Up

Good time. Any time you need a payment.
Good time. Any time you need a break.

Good time. Any time you're up and under.

Not getting hassled. Not getting
hustled.

Keeping your head up above water.

Making a way when you can.

Temporary layoffs.

Good time.

could do it so good.

this chick on Saturday night and I told
her I was a great dancer.

Do you always lie to your chicks like
that?

Yeah.

Except for when I tell them how handsome
I am.

I guess I'm picking up bad habits from
Dad.

When Daddy yells, he has an excuse.

He's frustrated because he's being
overworked and underpaid.

I'll get it.

It's probably one of my foxes calling.

Casanova of the ghetto speaking
otherwise known as dial a thrill

wait 10 seconds for the beat then start
panting

sexy voice.

Maybe get a discount on a Big Mac.

told you there is nothing wrong with
your father except he's tired and under

little emotional stress.

Now, that's that.

Well, changing the subject rapidly,
what'd you get from the grocery store,

Well, I got some fresh collard greens,
chitlins, sweet potatoes, and we're

have hot cornbread and butter to go with
it, and pork chops.

Pork chops?

Ma, the last time we had meat in here,
Chicken Delight made it wrong.

bought your father's favorite meal to
try to cheer him up a little. Ma, I got

some news that'll cheer everybody up. I
got that part -time job I was waiting

for. Oh, great, Thelma. When do you
start?

Tomorrow night from 7 to 11.

Something tells me when your father
hears your working hours, that job is

gonna be open.

You just got fired.

Oh, Daddy.

Now, Thelma, forget it. I ain't gonna
have no daughter of mine on the street

that hour tonight.

But J .J. can walk me home when I get
off of work.

That's right, Dad.

When me were technologist, she wouldn't
have a thing to worry about.

We had nothing but a life.

Oh.

Now, look, Thelma, I said forget it.
Now, the subject is closed, you hear me?

don't want to talk about it no more.
Now, quiet as it's kept, I don't want to

talk about nothing no more. Daddy, don't
get yourself upset like that. Let me

talk to you. Now, Flordy, didn't I
just...

You know that window -washing job I went
to see about early this morning?

They'd already hired somebody.

An aircraft engineer.

Well, James, at least let me tell you...
Clyde, I just said I don't want to talk

about nothing, and nothing means
nothing, now!

But, James, let me tell you...

Well,

I guess he don't want to talk about
nothing.

Well, there goes my discount on a Big
Mac.

Wait a minute, Michael.

Mama, what's going on here?

Mama, Daddy has to get a physical
checkup right away. That's right, Mama.

Look, Dr. Welby.

What makes you think your father has
hypertension? Or as we plain folks say,

high blood pressure.

He's showing all the signs, Mama. And
it's the number one killer of black

people. Whatever you kids are thinking
about your father's health, you're

absolutely wrong.

What does it say in that? magazine.

Hypertension and the importance of
taking a physical examination.

High blood pressure causes heart
attacks, strokes, and kidney

And this is how the person can get
kidney malfunction waiting for Thelma to

out of the bathroom.

I'm JJ.

It also says the only way you can tell
whether you have it is by taking a

physical examination.

necessarily mean that your father has
it. But Ma, the black male is the number

one victim.

That's right, Mama.

It's caused by the stress and
frustration of ghetto life.

In that case, a lot of chicks around
here must have it too.

If it only wanted me to go around, that
causes a lot of stress and frustration.

and she said for adults only.

You're hurt, Mama. Adults only.

That goes for you, too, JJ.

I got a fake ID.

Out. Out, out.

I don't know what you got in that bag.

Well, Florida, you know I know how James
has been acting around here lately, so

I brought you something to lift his
spirits.

Imported directly from California.

California Sauvignon.

Ha! 1969.

switched. I said I wanted to lift his
spirits, not shock his sister.

And? For a few. I call it the husband
-pepper -upper. Two drops behind each

and he'll try to hit more home runs than
Hank Aaron.

Well, honey, you don't understand.

And there's more scented candles for a
romantic evening.

Look, girl, I told you James was upset
and a little tense here lately. I didn't

take it yet.

James's problem ain't what you think it
is.

Well, if it ain't what I think it is,
cool.

But if it is what I think it is, light a
candle and have her happy.

I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Okay, Walona.

Mama,

I think we may have to cancel that
dinner we were going to have.

How come?

Because it says right here, soul food is
one of the big causes of hypertension.

Mama, a little while ago you told me it
was called... by emotional stress. Now

you say it's soul food.

Both. You see, mine's not really the
soul food, but it's all that grease and

salt we use when we cook it.

Thelma, one good meal ain't gonna hurt
your daddy.

What's the matter, James? Couldn't you
get any rest?

Daddy, have you ever heard of hyper...
Michael, Michael.

Thelma, come here, baby.

I want to apologize to you for yelling
at you the way I did here.

Oh, that's all right, Dad.

Does that mean I can... to take the job?

No.

I ain't apologizing for what I said. I'm
just apologizing for the way I said it.

I want to apologize to you too, baby.

It's okay, James. I understand.

You know, Florida's getting rough out
there.

Tell you, I lost that window -washing
job to an aircraft engineer.

I wouldn't be surprised if I got to my
janitor's job and found out they'd give

it to a brain surgeon.

James,

have we got a pleasant surprise for you.

Huh. Tonight we are having fresh collard
greens, chitlins, sweet potatoes,

cornbread with butter, and pork chops.

Hey, that's a Sunday meal. What'd you
do, hijack a supermarket, girl?

Oh, James, this little bit of food ain't
gonna put us no closer to the soup line

than we already are.

You ain't wrong.

Getting it closer to it would be in the
pot.

Hey, Junior, give me some aspirin for my
headache, will you?

Don't just stand there like a fool. Give
me some aspirin.

Uh, yeah, Dad.

You sure can act ignorant sometimes.

Daddy, when was the last time you had a
physical checkup?

Uh, when I got out to Army, about 20
years ago. 20 years?

Dad, I think you better get one soon.

What do you mean, soon?

Thelma, now, I told you your daddy had a
hard day, and he don't want to hear

nothing about that mess. What mess?

Mama's talking about hypertension.

Dad, we want you to get a checkup.

What, y 'all trying to make me out to be
sick or something?

Florida, what's going on around here?
It's nothing. What she mean is... Well,

now, James, you have been upset and
hollering and you do suffer from these

headaches. And they are symptoms of
hypertension.

Now, who's upset and hollering?

What, y 'all trying to make me out to be
some kind of maniac or something?

James, honey, please, don't upset
yourself.

Now, there you go telling me I'm upset.

What the hell's going on here? Here's
your aspirin, Dad. You take them. I

need them.

I said you take them. I don't need them.

Now, what the hell's going on in here
anyhow?

I come home from work and Thelma's
bugging me about some jive -time job.

Now y 'all trying to tell me I'm sick.

Next thing I know, y 'all tell me I'm
ready for the funny farm. James, calm

down. Stop upsetting yourself.

Now, Florida, I ain't gonna say this no
more. I ain't got no hypertension.

I'm sure glad he didn't get upset.

Come on, kids, eat your breakfast so you
can go to school.

J .J., wake up before you fall into that
oatmeal and suffocate.

Every time I fell asleep last night, I
had a nightmare about a flying chair.

Mom, I don't think we should go to
school today.

And why not, pray tell?

I think we should stay here and protect
the furniture.

Forget it.

Now you're all going to school just as
usual.

We should try to get him to see a
doctor.

Don't you think I know that?

What I don't know is how to tell
Superman that he can't fly like he used

Well, that's my problem, and I guess
I'll have to deal with it when he wakes

Wakes up?

You mean Daddy didn't go to work this
morning?

No.

His boss called and said he was laid off
for a few days.

That's why I let him sleep.

Oh, no.

he might get upset all over again.

Might get upset?

Last night he had a job and he destroyed
a chair.

Don't worry about it. I'll take care of
your father.

Morning, everybody.

Hi, Rolando.

Don't bother offering me a chair. I know
you've got one left.

All right, I'll take care. Go ahead,
Cassie.

Well, Florida?

Well, Lorna, it's getting worse.

James was laid off for a couple of days,
and I've got to tell him when he wakes

up. That's like having to tell Nixon
they're adding another $100 ,000 to his

bill.

I know.

Well, honey, is there anything I can do
to help you?

Thanks, well, Lorna, but it's my
problem, and I'm going to handle it.

The first thing I did... was call the
employment agency to see about getting a

job to help out.

Now, Florida, you know James is a proud
dude. He ain't gonna hardly like you

working in somebody's kitchen.

Can you think of anything else I could
do?

Well, uh, you can make your will out
before you tell James you're going to

Well, I gotta go myself, but good luck,
and if you need me, just dial me direct.

H -E -L -P.

Bye -bye.

Fine, thank you.

Lovely. I'll make the lunches, Ma.

Well, Ma, I'm ready to make the supreme
sacrifice and give up a day of school

for Daddy's sake.

J .J.

Well, I tried.

Marta, why you let me oversleep? You
know I gotta go to work. I'm over an

late now.

James, wait a minute. I gotta tell you
something. I ain't got no time, babe.

James, this is important.

What is it, Florida?

Well, have a cup of coffee.

I ain't got time for no coffee.

James, I've got to tell you something.
Well, Flood, I'll talk to you later.

call you on my lunch hour, yeah? James,
you're laid off.

Your boss called.

Said you're laid off, but he'll call you
back in a couple of days.

throw the chair.

Well, I guess they hired that out -of
-work brain surgeon.

I wonder what this bad news is.

Hello?

Yeah. Baby, this could be a job at the
employment agency.

Yeah, go ahead.

Who y 'all want to speak to?

Florida Evans.

What job in what kitchen?

No, she ain't here, and if she was, she
wouldn't be taking no job in no kitchen.

What the hell are you doing dealing with
an employment agency?

I decided to take a job. Yeah, well, I
just undecided for you. You got a full

-time job right here in this house. You
ain't putting in time in nobody's

kitchen. James, there is dignity in all
work.

It's not the kind of work you do that
gives you dignity. It's how well you do

it. And when I was a maid, forgive me,
but I was the best damn maid there was.

James, I'm only trying to help you so
you won't kill yourself. I don't need no

help. Now, I'm the man of this house,
and I'll bring home the bacon. At $1 .59

pound.

Sometimes it takes more than one person
to bring home the bacon.

And what's all this job foolishness
about anyhow? First it was Thelma, now

you. I'm gonna tell you both, I done had
about enough of it.

Thelma, you and Michael say I got
hypertension.

Well, if I am hypertension, y 'all gave
it to me with this nicking and nagging

all the time.

Hell, Junior's the only one in here that
ain't bugging me to death.

Yeah, that's for two reasons, Dad.

One, because I respect you, and two,
because I fear for my life.

James, you know what your trouble is.

You got too darn much pride.

What else I got to hold on to?

And what's wrong with a man having low
pride?

And what's wrong with a wife and
children being...

concerned about your health and loving
you.

Oh, James, everything is going to be
just fine.

Daddy, please go and get a checkup.

Yeah, Daddy.

I heard if you don't cry, they give you
a lollipop.

Black people don't take enough physical
examination.

I hope that article also said most black
people can't afford to pay for physical

examinations.

Oh, but James, you can get a free one at
the clinic.

Daddy, even if there isn't anything
wrong with you, you're still supposed to

a physical once a year. Yeah, Daddy,
there could be something wrong, June.

don't even know it. Don't even know it?

Does this look like a man that's sick?

Boy, that doctor sure is taking his
sweet time bringing them results back,

he? Well, he got a lot of things to
check out. You said they gave you a

examination. Yes, he did.

Maybe he peered and poked and thumped.
There wasn't nothing like that exam I

when I got called up for the Army.

When they saw I was strong enough to
open the door, they said, man, you in.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Hey, folks.

What's your kids doing down here?

How did you all get all the way down
here?

What did the doctor say, Dad?

What they always say after you get
finished with a physical. Put on your

and wait.

Okay, Mr. Evans, I've got your lab
reports. You can come into the office

This is my family. They're kind of
interested.

I'm afraid my office isn't large enough
for everybody.

Well, I suppose we could talk right out
here.

Well, let's see what we got here.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Does my dad have hypertension,
doctor?

Well, now, son, what do you know about
hypertension?

I know it's the number one killer of
black people.

You know, doctor, that's right.

And it's hell on the white folks, too.

No, son, your dad does not have
hypertension.

Maybe you got hoof and mouth disease,
Dad.

Actually,

Mr. Evans, you're in pretty good shape.

But there's one thing that I'm concerned
about. What's that, Doctor?

Oh, no, no, no. It's nothing to get too
alarmed over.

But you do have an elevated cholesterol
level.

An elevated which?

High cholesterol.

It's caused by eating too many foods
cooked in grease or foods with a high

content of animal fat.

Oh, there go my chitlins.

Well, cottage cheese is low in fat and
high in protein, and it's not too

expensive.

Just cut down on the grease and the fat,
and fried food wherever possible.

Now, as for those headaches you've been
having, I'd say if you'd just relax a

little, you'd find they'd disappear in
no time at all.

Ah, good.

We'll go down to Acapulco for two weeks.

Well, I think that's just about it.

I'll see you again next year for your
annual physical checkup, right?

James. Yeah, Doctor.

Good. Thank you. You're welcome.
Goodbye. Goodbye, Doctor. Thank you,

Claude, I just want to ask you one
question. Why?

You know any way to barbecue cottage
cheese?

Oh, baby.

That was one fine meal.

Yeah, if you like cottage cheese and
black -eyed peas.

Never mind that.

The doctor said we should all watch what
we eat. And you know something? I want

the whole family to go down for a
physical examination.

Oh, now, come on, Dad.

What does a great physical specimen like
me need a physical examination for?

J .J., if you were in any worse
condition, they'd hang a condemned sign

nose.

Yeah? Well, they should hang an out -of
-order sign on your mouth.

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