All language subtitles for Girlfriends s05e20 The Bridges of Fresno County

Oh, good.

William, you're here. Let's get started.

You started with what, Joan? You were
kind of vague on the phone.

Oh, Tony's baby shower.

Now, I was thinking we would start with
the food. Wait, wait, wait.

Why isn't Maya here?

Oh, she had another book signing.

Now, of course, the J -spot's going to
cater.

Duh.

Wait, wait, wait.

Why isn't Lynn here?

Oh, she had band rehearsal.

Anyway, so I put together a draft menu,
and it looks kind of like this. Well,

I'm the only one stupid enough to get
sucked into this.

Precisely. Now, Tony's having a girl, so
I was thinking that the decor should be

like... You know, I'm busy, too.

Happen to be a very busy person.

Senior partner in a major law firm, you
know.

And everyone is so very proud of you.

Now, I was thinking the decor should be
simple yet elegant. Something like...

What am I doing here anyway?

Baby showers are for women.

So unless I get to shower with some
women, I'm not going, baby.

William, of course you're going. And
baby showers are for men now, too. It's

common practice.

Since when?

I don't know. Last few years.

How the hell did that happen?

What punk -ass guy complained?

I can't go to the baby shower.

It should be for guys, too.

I want that man's name and address,
because I am going to hunt him down and

his sissy ass.

Ooh, I love pedophores.

Don't you tease. Repeat that twice.

Don't you tease.

Don't you tease.

I'm asking, please, same melody.

Okay. I'm asking, please.

I'm asking, please.

Okay, try this.

Why'd you break those laws?

Problems caused.

Why'd you break those laws?

Problems caused.

My heart calls, April 4th.

My heart calls.

April Fools.

You're good.

Yeah, we're good.

It's like we're in sync.

I mean, in a good way, not in a cheesy
boy band way.

But really, I love this. I love trip
hop.

I hate that word.

Oh, trip or hop?

Both. Oh, and what do you call your
music?

Music.

Okay.

Ella?

Hey, baby love.

Yeah, I'll see you then. Bye.

Wow.

What was that, like, uh... Six babies
left today?

Hmm. Looks like Finn's gonna get some
tail.

What? You know, Finn, tail, both parts
of the fish.

Anyway, I don't know why I'm giving you
a hard time, because, actually, I'm kind

of like you.

Are you?

I'm a bit of a freak, too.

Is that an invitation?

Do you need an invitation?

Ignore it.

Just ignore it. No, I'm going out of
church.

I'm not going anywhere.

Okay.

I'm going to the movie, girl.

I'm kind of busy. Oh, I see that.

Hey, what's up? I'm Maya.

Finn. Hey, what's that?

It's Finn's band that I'm singing in.

Oh, wow.

That's great.

You know, I wasn't really that familiar
with your sound, but learning to play in

your music, and I love the trip -hop.
It's just like... It's not trip -hop,

Maya. It's music.

My God, what's wrong with you?

Nothing except for living next to crazy.

You just... Maya. Goodbye.

I like your hair.

I'm going to find that guy and kick his
sissy ass.

Okay, here's the next one. Oh, girl,
that's from me.

What the hell is this?

Girl, that's for your diapers. You put
the poopy diapers in there. Oh, you're

gross. I don't put the poopy diapers
anywhere. You need to save this for the

nanny shower.

Okay, you guys, there's only two
presents left.

So, of course, we're going to save mine
for last because it wouldn't be fair for

anyone else to follow it.

Well, that one's for me.

But given under protest.

Because baby showers aren't supposed to
be for guys.

I know this isn't the time to make
political statements, but damn it, a

men didn't march for the right to go to
baby showers.

That's my cradle from when I was a baby.
Oh.

My sister had it when little Willie was
born.

And now it's your turn to have it. Oh,
William. Wow, that's so thoughtful.

Yeah. My grandpappy made it out of oak
from his favorite shade tree.

Incredible story about that shade tree.

His grandpappy planted it the day he was
free.

What?

I need a stroller.

This is not just a stroller.

This is a Stoka Exploree stroller.

It is the latest in the must -have Euro
design.

You can't buy a more expensive stroller.
But the sleekness of the Norwegian

design is well worth the price.

She wearing me out with that one,
though.

Hey, guys.

Sorry I'm late. Finn and I got caught up
working on a song.

That's what you two are calling it.

My God, is it that obvious?

What?

What's so obvious that I don't see as
obvious?

Glenn has a new boyfriend.

No, I don't know if I would call him my
boyfriend, but... Oh, my God.

You guys, I have never connected with
anyone like this before.

And it's not just the great sex.

I mean, it's the way we connect in the
music. And it's not just the music. It's

the really great sex.

But...

Get pregnant, and then we can have a
baby shower that's all about you, just

this one's all about who?

That's right. Me.

I'm sorry, Tony.

Apology accepted. Now, where is my gift?

Okay. Well, in honor of this very
special time in your life, I have

written a song for you and your baby.
Oh.

Oh, man.

Wow, that's so sweet.

I am so touched.

Now, where's my gift?

Thanks for giving me a ride, Maya. You
know, one of these days, I'm going to

have to get a new car.

Or a used car, or a bike, or a pogo
stick, a tiny boom.

This ain't working.

Well, at least you can stay for a while
and hear us rehearse, see how amazing

Finn is. Oh, my God, girl, you've got it
bad.

I know.

Hey, I've got work to do.

I'll call you later.

Hey, Lynn.

Hey.

How could he? Maya. What? Calm down.
Yeah, right after I jumped on his back

claws, I thought, well, you knee him in
the... Maya, it's cool, okay?

We're both free to see other people.
We're safe.

And we don't believe in limits, just
like with the music. This is just how we

do.

How nasty people do.

Oh, guys, guys, this is on me.

After all, you threw me a shower, and I
won't be sending anything. Thank you.

No.

Why not?

You saw what I got. I should be sending
no thank you notes.

Which reminds me, I have to head over to
Robertson. There's a boutique that's

holding a cradle for me, and they're
getting ready to close.

Cradle? Tony already gave you a cradle.

Oh, that's right, William.

No thank you.

You didn't like it?

I'm sorry, William. It just doesn't go
with the overall design theme of the

baby's room.

What's the overall design theme of the
baby's room?

New.

Tony, that's just cold.

I mean, granted, it's not a Stoker
Explorey stroller, but... Yeah, about

I could change that for a different one.

What? But, Tony, that's the newest and
must have your own strollers. Yeah,

sweetie, when you have a baby, it'll be
your old stroller, but I must have a

different one.

You know what, Tony, that's it. I am
never buying you another gift.

Yeah, and since you don't want the
cradle, I'll be over this weekend to

up. Yeah, about that.

I don't have it anymore.

Well, where is it? I gave it to my
cleaning woman.

Tony, that wasn't even yours to keep.

I expected to have that back to have
with my kids someday.

Well, then why'd you give it to me?

I said it was your turn to have it.

Your turn.

To have it?

For an attorney who really slips off
with the language.

Well, you need to get it back from your
cleaning woman.

Is that clear enough for you?

Yeah, about that.

Shortly after, you know, me giving her
your cradle, I fired her.

What?

You what?

She's been taking advantage of me. Girl,
do you know that my table is full of

Telemundo?

But, Tony, Lupe has worked with you for
almost ten years.

I mean, how could you fire her?

Well, I mean, technically, I didn't fire
her myself.

I left her to Jesus.

Oh, so you prayed on it?

No. I had the maintenance guy fire her
for me. You know, Jesus.

Maybe let it go.

Don't make a sound.

Give them up, I'm down.

Don't you tease.

Don't you tease.

Hey, I'm sorry. I've got to run.

What are you talking about? We're on to
something.

We'll finish tomorrow.

How can you do this? This is important.
I think we should keep working on this.

We will tomorrow.

I thought you were about the music and
we were doing something special. You

don't just drop that and run off every
time.

You know what?

Fine. I don't care. Go get laid.

Great. I will. I'll see you tomorrow.

What else do you expect me to do,
William? The woman won't answer her

Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

Wah, wah.

Ooh, just gave birth, gotta go, bye.

Tony, I can't believe you would joke
about something like that. I can't

he wants me to go all the way down to
East L .A. to try to get that damn

back from Lupe.

Tony, you need to go down there. That
cradle means a lot to William.

You know, I'm with Joan on this one. Do
you know that William's grandpappy lost

a finger making that cradle?

No, but it certainly explains his shoddy
workmanship.

Tony, I...

Oh, I know. I'm going to go and get it.
You guys have to come with me.

I'd bring Jesus, but he's got to swap
out a boiler.

Hey. Hey.

Hey, Lynn. I thought you weren't coming
tonight.

My recording session with Finn got cut
short.

Girl, what's wrong with you? Are you
okay?

Finn.

I thought I could do it, the whole
casual sex, open relationship thing, but

seeing him with other women is killing
me.

But you've never had a problem with open
relationships before.

He's different.

And the only time he really expresses
himself is through his music. And when

gives me his worst thing, I know that
that's a part of him.

Hey, I know y 'all look at me like I'm
crazy, but it makes me feel special.

Well, why don't you just tell him you
want to go steady?

Well, Patty Duke.

Perhaps they can discuss that on the way
to the Saw Cop.

What?

Come on, you know what I'm saying, all
right? I mean, just tell them how you

feel. Oh, God, no. That would ruin
everything with the band.

What? You're selling that band you stole
from your brother?

Yeah, and I can't jeopardize that. It's
the best thing I've ever done.

It's the longest thing you've ever done.
What are we going on, a week and a

half?

I know.

Isn't that amazing?

I mean, nothing compares to it. I love
it.

Mom? then you're going to have to stop
sleeping with him and keep the focus on

the music.

But there's this part of me that thinks
that maybe he'll change.

Maybe he'll see how good we are and
won't want to be with other women.

Yeah, girl, that's the stupid part of
you.

I know.

I know.

The band is what's important.

And hey, if I can give up being Cirque
du Soleil to be in this band, I can give

up my romance with Finn.

You gave up being in Cirque du Soleil?

Actually, it was a miscommunication. In
the advertisement, they said that they

wanted a woman to swing.

Oddly enough, my mind did not go to
trapeze.

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, shoot, I forgot. She doesn't speak
English. Oh, that's okay. Let me try.

Okay. Hi, Lupe. Um, we're so sorry.

Oh.

About, um, Miss Tony?

Uh -huh, uh -huh. Um, firing you.

No,

por favor, no me hagan daño.

I'm prepared for this. Oh, okay. See,
this is a picture of me when I was a

Yes. And a cute little fella.

And this cradle I'm in, that's the one
Miss Toni gave to you, and I'm going to

need to have that back.

Okay, so we need you to give us the
cradle back.

Yes,

you give it to us, and then we'll be on
our way.

Lupe, rightfully, it's William, so you
just need to give it back.

God, she really loves that cradle.

Julia, let me see your wallet.

Lupe, Lupe, Lupe.

Stop, stop, stop crying, stop crying.
Now, listen, look at Lupe. Now, how much

do you want for that cradle?

Want $200?

He's bilingual.

I got it.

I got it.

Okay. Everything's going to be okay.

Hey, Stephanie. Hi.

Can you get Edgar on the phone for me?

Yeah, thanks.

That's right.

That's right.

I'm going to put you on the phone with
Lupe, and if you could please ask her in

Spanish how much she wants for the
cradle.

Okay, thanks.

what this means to me. Yay.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Tony? Huh?

Is this the sterling silver frame that I
gave you for your wedding?

Huh.

Could be. He always gave loopy first
dibs on the Goodwill box.

Here's a high chair and a changing
table.

Look, here's a crib and a toy bathtub.

All top -of -the -line stuff.

This can all be yours.

You just let me have that beat -up old
cradle.

I'll take all this and another $200.

This is what happens when men get
invited to baby showers.