All language subtitles for Girlfriends s05e04 The J Spot

have any spare change, and I'm trying to
study right now, okay?

Thank you.

Hey,

it's fine. I'm fine. Thank you.

Moving along, R2.

Lynn?

Lynn?

Oh, my God, girl. What the hell is going
on?

Oh, my God.

Lynn?

What's going on? Have you lost your
mind?

No.

I'm fine.

You're not fine. You're a crazy -ass
robot.

Crazy -ass robot with 50 cents.

when I thought I was getting a
promotion. And then I quit, but I

the hell? I'm going to keep it because I
believe in myself. And then I started

to doubt myself. And that's when I
ordered all this other stuff to cheer

up. So, what do you think?

I'm thinking you're unemployed.

But it's beautiful, right? And it's
going to look beautiful in your box

underneath the freeway.

Girl, don't listen to her. It looks
fabulous.

Except for this stupid easel. What the
hell is this about? Uh -uh.

That's the other half of my big
announcement, which I'm not going to

until everybody gets here. Look,
everyone who counts is here. And Maya.

Lynn is not here.

She is.

Hey, Joan, thanks for letting me borrow
your car.

Anybody know how to get body paint out
of car leather?

Lynn! What? I put gas in it. Here's your
gas card.

Wow.

Lynn, what is this business about you
being a robot?

I'm in the robot business.

It's pretty self -explanatory.

I've been planning a business plan for
my business that I plan on opening, if

all goes according to plan.

Ladies, yes, I ask you, what is the one
need that everyone has?

Sleep. Sex. Money.

Exactly.

Food.

And ladies, I ask you, what is the food
that people are most excited about?

Heaven. Vegetarian. Sushi.

Exactly.

Tapas.

Ladies, I reveal to you the hottest new
night spot slash

tapas restaurant slash bar.

Jones Place.

Let's go in, shall we?

As you can see, it combines all of my
passions. Design, eating appetizers, and

entertaining.

You do realize that 90 % of all
restaurants fail in the first year?

this down if you would. The biggest
mistake that most businesses make is

undercapitalizing. But I am not going to
make that mistake. If you'll turn to

page 32, you will notice that I have
allowed for every contingency, from the

fluctuating cost of ahi tuna to the
frequency of INS raids. All I know is

Jones Place is a terrible name.

I mean, it sounds so boring, Joan's
place.

Just saying it makes me want to fall
asleep.

See?

Tony! What?

Oh, girl, I'm sorry. This pregnancy's
wearing me out.

Joan, um, you know, I don't know much
about business, but I do know what

like as a boss, and are you sure,
sweetie, that you want to unleash all of

craziness with employees with actually
sharp nuts?

Okay, here I am, making the most
important announcement of my life, and

you can be supportive. Oh, like you were
when I opened my real estate office? Or

when I wrote my book? Or when I wanted
to open a jet ski business in Jamaica?

Then, don't help.

Okay, so, maybe I wasn't that
supportive.

But you guys all followed your dreams
anyway, which is what I'm gonna do with

Joan's Cantina.

Joan's Cantina.

Jones Hut?

Wait, you need to start planning as
Jones.

Why not yourself?

I hate

awkward silence.

I'm done with small talk. You?

Oh, William. Great tie. Really stunning.

Oh.

Gets it up to the senior partner, eh?

Good choice.

And it looks great with that suit.

It's either belief.

That's good advice.

I can learn so much from you.

Better, better.

What you got?

I've got, um... You must be excited
about Joan's new restaurant.

I was going to say that. But you didn't.
Brown noser. Primer.

London restaurant.

Oh. Don't you know?

We just thought that you did.

You two being best friends and all.
She's opening a new restaurant. She came

us for help incorporating.

We just assumed that you knew.

Oh. That restaurant.

Well, of course I know about that
restaurant. Joan and I are best friends,

Pete's sake. When you said new
restaurant, I thought maybe she was

another restaurant somewhere else, you
know.

But the restaurant you're talking about,
I could hardly call that new.

Certainly not new to me.

No, I've known about that restaurant
forever.

Why in the hell didn't you tell me you
were going to open a restaurant?

Okay, William, I'm going to open a
restaurant.

It's a little late now.

I had to find out from two lowly junior
partners.

Sitting there like Bobo the Fool.

It's Boo Boo the Fool.

What? Why didn't you tell me it was Boo
Boo the Fool?

I've been going around all year saying
Bobo the Fool.

And you got new furniture?

Ain't this a blop?

William,

what is this about?

It's about the fact that we're supposed
to be friends. You've got all this stuff

going on in your life. Why didn't you
tell me?

I don't know.

Maybe the same reason you didn't tell me
you and Monica got back together.

When was I supposed to tell you? I
didn't get back together with her until

you turned me down.

Exactly. Right after I turned you down.

Don't you think that's a little bit
weird?

Well, I'm sorry. How long am I supposed
to wait after you jilt me to get on with

my life?

Six months.

I don't know.

Maybe a year if everything you said
wasn't a big fat lie.

Look, you made it perfectly clear to me
that you weren't interested.

So why do you care how long I wait? I
just think that it's a little bit odd to

tell someone that you love them and then
the next minute you're with somebody

else. It's disrespectful.

I mean, a person wants to be pined away
for for a little bit.

It helps the ego.

You're crazier than a soup sandwich.

I'm crazy.

I'm crazy. And you're not crazy?

Oh, okay. So one minute it's just...

No, it's called getting on with my life.
No, it's twisted and perverse, you ass.

You know, not getting together with you
was the best thing that ever happened to

me. Boy, I really dodged a bullet.

You.

You. You dodged a bullet.

You wanted me.

I rejected you.

Well, thanks.

want is to stay the hell away from you.
You do that and I'll be eternally in

your debt. I just want nothing to do
with you. And I don't even want to be

friend anymore.

The favors you do me keep piling up.

here, right? And then the hostess will
stand here and she will greet all the

patrons. And then there'll be like a
couch here where the overflow is because

the restaurant will be so crowded.

Tony!

Wake up!

Did I fall asleep again?

I can't believe this little parasite is
leeching all my energy from me. What a

sweet way to refer to your baby. I don't
want to spoil the child.

What do you think?

Great location. Great ambiance.

Tony, it's amazing.

This is it.

This is the place. I mean, can't you
hear it calling my name?

No, it's calling the restaurant's name.
It's saying, Jones Joint.

No, it ain't.

You're right. It ain't.

Tony, I really love this space.

Well, you better act fast. I have two
other people interested.

Well, can't you stall them?

I could, but I won't. Business is
business. Put up or shut up.

have this kind of cash right now.

Oh, well.

But I will in 30 days when my loan comes
through. Joan, this place will be long

gone by then.

You have got to act by tomorrow.

Can't you be on my side?

I am, girl. I could lease this place
today.

Come on, we've looked at 10 different
places and this place is perfect. This

it. It's Joan's house.

Club?

you get an investor i don't know anyone
with this kind of money tony no not

william come on especially not after
yesterday joan he's got the money i've

his tax return how have you seen his tax
return i subscribe to this service i

can see anybody's tax return it's all in
the up and up it is no wait a minute

what's that other thing oh yeah it's on
the down low that's it oh god this

pregnancy is making me tired and it's
screwing with my brain it's like My

memory's totally shot.

Who are we talking about?

William.

Give me that.

I don't care how much money William has.
I'd give up my dream and go back to

selling hot dogs at Wienersdickel before
I go crawling to him for money.

Tony.

Tony.

Tony.

Tony. Tony.

William.

What are you doing here?

We're having lunch.

We are?

Uh, yeah.

Why?

What's going on with you?

Oh, this pregnancy.

Apparently, it leads to short -term
memory loss.

Well, you said you had some matter of
urgency you needed to discuss with me.

Right.

Oh, this pregnancy.

Apparently, it leads to short -term
memory loss.

I believe it had something to do with an
investment. Investment? Of course,

William. I have an investment
opportunity for you that you're going to

jump at.

Well, your timing is perfect.

So I'm looking for a good investment.
What is it? It's an investment

for you that you're going to want to
jump in.

Now, given that you're a realtor,
perhaps it has something to do with

Property, of course, William.

There's a commercial property available
for a steal.

You could buy it, hold on to it for
about a few months, and then flip it for

huge profit.

Then I have to see the property first.

And you will.

When you remember where it is.

Exactly.

I found you an investor for your
restaurant. Yes, I did. So, you're going

able to lease that space we saw after
all.

Oh, my God. That's great.

Who?

Obviously, some sucker who was born
yesterday and fell off the turnip truck

today.

Anyway, we're going to meet him there
tomorrow. He wants to take a look at it,

but it's just a formality.

Girl, you are in.

Not really.

Tony, who is it? Oh, baby, no one you
know.

It isn't William, is it? Okay, Joan,
please.

You told me you didn't want to go to
William, so I would never do that.

This is just one of my clients who
thinks I'm cute and does anything that I

I don't know why I didn't marry him.

Because you're married to Todd. Right,
Todd.

And we're not happy, are we?

I should keep a pen in this other guy.

Wow.

This is really gonna happen.

I'm really going to be able to open
Joan's tapas table.

Chair?

Stool?

Oh, girl, please. You know, I don't know
much about the restaurant business, but

I'm not eating anywhere with the word
stool in the name.

Lynn,

what are you doing?

My 5 o 'clock tour.

What 5 o 'clock tour?

The one that comes after my 4 o 'clock
tour.

What would these people want to see my
house for?

I'm embellishing a little.

Don't go back to your apartment for an
hour.

I don't know.

Do you think Lynn's behavior has to do
with her meeting her birth father?

You know what?

Her birth mother is a bipolar
schizophrenic who reads Cabot. What?

Cabot ain't crazy.

Now, that's good business, Jo.

That's what you need to be doing instead
of that crazy tapas bull joint.

Maya, we were talking about Lynn.

Oh, yeah.

One nut at a time.

I mean, girl, come on, let's face it.
Crazy is genetic.

I mean, we've all been preparing for
this day.

You know, Lynn first playing iRobot,
then tour guide.

You know, maybe we shouldn't have come
down here without some kind of jacket.

At least a nut.

No, Maya, we need to approach her
gingerly. You know, we can't be

confrontational. We've got to let her
know that we're here for her.

Oh, there she is.

Oh, God. Okay, remember, we have to be
nice, okay? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Okay.

Right, right. Nice.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

What the hell is with you, you stupid
bitch? You look like a damn fool.

Maya. Maya.

Lynn, it's us.

We're here because we care.

We want to help you.

Talk to us.

She won't talk to him. I should pay her.

Well, I'm not going to pay my friend to
talk to me.

Lynn, I just want to know that you're
okay.

Fine, fine, fine, fine.

Here.

Okay, Lynn.

What is going on?

You were doing fine as a documentary
filmmaker, and we thought you'd figured

what you really wanted to do.

The next thing you know, you're a street
performer and a tour guide.

Sweetheart, did something happen when
you met your birth father?

As a matter of fact, Joan, something did
happen.

I... Pass me my money.

I finally found the last piece of the
puzzle about my past.

I know. You told us that meeting him
freed you to accept who you are, which

why I don't understand.

But that's just it, Joan.

I finally realized that... This is who

I am.

college going from degree to degree and
then job to job you thought that i was

struggling to find myself so i figured
you must be right but the truth is that

is me i'm somebody who likes to try lots
of different things and i finally

accepted that about myself and right now

i'm happy being

a robot and a tour guide and a forensic
diver A forensic diver.

Oh, sometimes the truth is buried deep.

But... Why don't you use some of that
money to get yourself some damn help?

Wow, Tony, I see what you mean. This is
a great location.

It's got a lot of possibilities.

You know, if this is as good a deal as
you say it is, I'm ready to move

Oh, Tony, I... Uh -oh.

You? You.

Please tell me that you are not my
investor.

Your investor?

Tony told me this place was for sale.

It's not for sale. It's for lease, isn't
it, Tony? Look, you can stand here and

argue about what was said to whom by an
obviously confused pregnant lady, or,

or, you can work this out in a way that
doesn't affect my commission. I gotta

go, bye.

here under false pretenses.

As was I.

I was just looking for a good
investment.

And I need an investor.

But don't think for a minute I'm going
to let you invest in my restaurant.

Trust me.

I am well aware you could never handle
that.

I couldn't handle it.

I couldn't handle it.

You couldn't handle it. Could too.

Could not.

Really.

Watch how much I can handle it.

I'll be your silent partner and put up
40 % of the capital right now.

Handle that.

Oh, really?

Well, I could handle taking 50%. I could
handle giving it to you.

Then handle it.

It's handled.

Then let's get it in writing.

I'll have the papers drawn up and on
your desk so fast it'll make your head

spin. Oh, really?

Well, I don't have a desk, so you're
going to have to put the papers on my

if you can handle that.

I could handle that and buy you a desk
if you can handle it.

Oh, really?

I could handle it. As a matter of fact,
there's a desk at Carol Kipling I could

really handle.

Fine. Matching chair?

And credenza.

Bring it on!

Oh, it's brought. And you are officially
an investor of Joan's. Top of the tree.

That's stupid.

It should be called the J -spot. The J
-spot? That's brilliant. Thank you. My

pleasure. Good night, partner.

Good night, partner.

I still hate you.

I mean, I saw everything. He just he ran
up and he grabbed a purse and then he

went.