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Previously on Girlfriend.

I told you, I'm over being jealous of Tony getting married.

Oh, God.

I can't wait for this nightmare to be over.

Wait a minute.

Where's Joan?

Oh, her and Ellis are going through some stuff.

What could be more important than my wedding?

You're doing the love scenes with her?

Joan, Sylvia is just an actress.

Sylvia is your baby's mama.

Ten hours?

Joan. You couldn't even wait ten hours until you came to see her? Sorry I

the sunrise tea.

I thought this wedding would be difficult for Joan.

I mean, any wedding is difficult for Joan. But then I thought, mm -mm.

She might be a little jealous of me right now, but she'll get over it

Joan is my best friend.

Tony, it's just that Ellis and I... I don't care about Ellis!

Today, I just want the luxury of thinking about me and my feelings!

Confessing to my best friend that I'm nervous about getting married.

Wondering if I'm about to ruin this man's life.

Tony.

Tony, come on.

And I'm sorry, but I'm here for you. I'm here now.

Let me make this easy for you.

Since you're not happy about this day, you don't have to be a part of it.

up in there?

Yes, but everything is under control, Bri.

Now look, I believe you were disinvited. Come on now, step aside.

Tony, it's Mama. Come on out now.

Tony, don't make Mama walk down the aisle in a wedding culotte.

Now come on.

Come on, baby.

We gotta get you ready. Come on.

I'm sorry.

Now come on.

Let's... Just enjoy the rest of your day. Come on. I asked you to leave.

You can't be serious.

As a heart attack.

Okay, please tell me that this is not my bridesmaid dress.

Well, it ain't anymore.

So you made it.

Hey.

Yeah.

I didn't know Tony and Todd had it like this.

Yeah, I didn't know you were cheating on me.

What?

Why didn't you tell me you were going to write a poem for Tony and Todd?

How is that cheating on you?

Savad, we don't have sex.

We have poetry.

That's our intimacy.

It's like you make love to me in your poems.

We just give them away all willy -nilly. How do you think that's going to make

me feel? You're the one living with your ex -sex buddy. How do you think that

makes me feel?

Well, I'm not moving out.

Then I can write poems for whomever I choose.

Are we going to have sex right now?

No.

Then I don't have time for this.

I've never been stood up before.

Sorry about our walk.

I just got caught up studying and sleeping.

So what are you studying?

Human anatomy.

Would you like me to help you study?

Sure, I'd like that.

Where do you want to start?

Where I wanted to start since the moment I saw you.

What happened with you and Joan?

She's not going to be in my wedding, and that's that.

But Joan is your best friend, and you're going to wake up tomorrow feeling

really sad that she wasn't in the wedding.

No, I'm very clear.

What I'm foggy on is where the hell have you been.

Hey, I read my wedding manual.

It says Todd arrives at noon, showered and shaved.

Baby, nothing's going right.

I wanted my date to be perfect.

Everything could fall apart as long as you and I are standing together in front

of God, saying I do forever.

That's crazy talk.

So I was thinking... Cha -ching.

The town car is going to pick us up and whisk us up the coast to Big Sur for our

honeymoon night.

Then another town car is going to take us to San Francisco International so we

can fly to our own private island in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

So I'm thinking, everyone does that.

No, Tony, they don't. So how about we just chuck all the town cars and get one

big luxurious helicopter?

No. What?

No. I don't get it.

No to the helicopter.

You can't tell me no.

Hell, I should have said no to renting this house for $10 ,000 a day.

You pulling a Joan on me? You trying to ruin my wedding, too? That's the problem

right there. Your wedding?

I'm just trying to have the wedding of my dreams. Why are you denying me that?

Tony, you're not marrying those things. You're marrying me.

What about my feelings?

I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. I'm just trying to have my dream

Oh, here you go again. My wedding. You know, I used to think that was just a

joke. But you seriously think this is just about you? What am I to you?

Huh? Your bank? A new accessory? Your handbag? What?

Listen, if I were marrying for money, I wouldn't be marrying you.

And plus, I didn't ask you to pay for a damn thing.

I just asked if you liked my helicopter idea.

I've got money. I can pay for it myself. I don't need you.

Fine.

Drop me a postcard and let me know how your wedding went.

Oh, okay.

How about I drop it out of my helicopter, you cheap bastard?

Baby girl, what are you doing in there wasting all that water?

Come on out now.

Come on.

You got your mom, your sisters, and your friends all worried about you.

They're thinking you're going crazy.

I know you're not that crazy because you're in there with the shower cap on.

Girl, a relationship ain't worth a lick unless someone's running out.

Every morning of my life, when y 'all thought I was going to work, I was just

running out on your mama.

But you always came back. What if Todd doesn't? You've got two good legs. Go

find him. Daddy, I want to... And when you do find him, you tell him you got

scared and tried to push him away.

You've got to know you're worth it, baby girl.

You deserve to be happy.

Maya?

Yes, Mrs. Childs. Now, just because Tony and Todd may not complete their

nuptials, don't think you're going to slip in, grab my son, and jump the broom

for free.

Excuse me? I know you've been kissing on my boy.

I'm sorry, Mrs.

Childs, but were you spying on us? Little girl, I will slip, slide, and

up and through this place. I am a lioness. I will protect my cup.

What goes on between me and Antoine is between me

and Antoine. Wait a minute. What's that on your lips? Some back talk?

No, no, no. I'm just telling you.

Woman to woman.

The way it is.

Excuse me.

Look, man, if you're thinking about Bolton, I suggest the land route because

is a long swim to China.

I was just trying to impart some wedding day humor.

William, does she love me?

You know the answer to that.

But does she really love me?

You're not Bill Gates, Rich.

And you are not the tallest man in the world.

So my guess would be yes.

I thought she left.

Baby, I don't want the helicopter. I don't want anything. All I want is you.

You got me.

Now come and get me.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

Well, I figured you'd be at the wedding, so I thought it'd be easier on both of

us if I came to get my stuff while you weren't here.

Okay.

Go ahead.

You know where everything is?

Why aren't you at the wedding?

Tony and I had a fight.

You know, I really was there to take care of my son.

And the kiss.

I don't know why she did that.

John?

I hate that it had to end this way.

Yeah.

Me too.

But you should really know that it's not you.

It's me. Oh, come on. It's both of us. No, really, it's me.

I'm 31 years old, and I've never had a successful relationship.

It's me.

I always prided myself on being the perfect friend.

I thought I had everybody beat at that, but I was so caught up in my own crap

that I couldn't even be there for Tony.

I failed at that, too.

I am not even capable.

A friendship, Alice.

So you should really just get your stuff and run, okay?

Well, if I didn't hate you before, I hate you now because, little sister, you

look beautiful.

Absolutely gorgeous.

Oh, hell, get her out the dress. She'll lose her mind if she gets some blood on

Ramona Kavasia. Come on, let me get these buttons, girl.

Tell me, I don't want to upset you. I just, I had to apologize.

I let you down, and I am so sorry.

These last few months, I haven't been acting like your best friend.

I have been jealous of you and your happiness because I don't have my own.

But, Tony, I love you.

And you are my family. So even if I just have to peep through the shrubbery,

please, sweetie, don't let me miss this day.

Tony, you're getting married.

Absolutely gorgeous.

What took you so long? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just air hug.

I know the good intentions are there, but I'm in my Ramona Cabaja.

Okay, girl, now go get dressed.

Uh, Tony, um, you cut up my dress.

I cut up a Jim Helm dress?

Don't worry.

Don't worry. I did not come here to cause you any more stress, okay? It's

that I'm just here.

Really.

Sweetie, I have to sit with your family.

The hell you will.

Somebody needs to give up a dress.

Don't look it up. Don't make... She thinks she's your sister, but we're your

real sisters.

Just let Joan walk down the aisle in what she has on.

That's cute.

Mm -hmm. Oh, OK.

Right, Melanie? So why don't we all just wear whatever we want and have a big

old tacky ass wedding? How about that?

You can't have everything.

You know it's you who's messing up your daughter's wedding.

loving the heat

Tony and Todd, you've come together to witness your union.

I'd like to honor you with a poem to celebrate your special day.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

We're here to watch the union of a Christian and a Jew.

I do.

I do.

Now the ring. Wait!

I have to say something.

Todd, I love you.

And I know I'm a mess and I know I'm full of drama, but you found it in your

heart to love me anyway.

And maybe that makes you crazy, but having you in my life

makes me a better person.

Thank you.

I am crazy, Tony.

Crazy for you, huh?

Wait, wait, wait. Not yet, not yet.

I

love

you, Tony Child.

No.

You love Mrs. Garrett.

Mara.

I wasn't trying to trick you. I just needed to stretch my leg.

Whatever.

You know, you remind me of me.

I got some real hustlers.

I can say that now that I'm all in with the Jews.

So does this mean you're okay with me dating your son?

Yeah.

Just know he's doing his internship in Boston.

I got a heavy coat.

You know I like you.

Now go on and dance with the sun, because you're over there talking to

Japanese girl.

You ain't be having no United Nations all up in my house, boy, at all.

To make this thing work with Savad, I have to just compromise.

So, I'm moving out.

Consider this your 30 -day notice.

So what you're saying is you'll be moving out in a year or something?

Eh, something like that.

Hey, where's my old buddy Siobhan anyway?

You heard that crappy poem? It's probably about 50 miles from here.

Let me go find him.

I like that poem.

You don't have to be alone if you just allow yourself to be with me.

I'm over here.

Hi.

Oh, Johnny.

You're so afraid you're not going to have what Tony has.

You're sabotaging us.

You say you've never been able to maintain a relationship, and the only

get over there is to maintain.

relationship i'm willing to try if you are i

do

come

on girl let's go dance