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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,400 Hey. 2 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:15,820 So he's your friend? 3 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,960 My basketball buddies. Uh -huh. He's cute. What's his story? 4 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:20,480 Not interested in you. 5 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:23,480 Oh, I'm sorry. And what's wrong with me? 6 00:00:23,860 --> 00:00:26,000 Apparently a complete lack of self -awareness. 7 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,300 Look, you're going to suck him dry with some drama. 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,560 He's going to blame me, and then I'm going to lose a buddy. Oh, hell, but 9 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,760 see your Barry Manilow action figure, he's going to run anyway. 10 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,320 Shame to be a Barry Manilow fan. 11 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:39,460 That man loves a man. 12 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,000 Maya, please don't tell him I have a darling. 13 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:45,300 Oh, Matt. 14 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,400 sisters are here, too. Come on, get out. 15 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,320 Millie, Millie. Hey, darling. 16 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,600 Oh, hey. 17 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,780 Hey, Sherry. Hey. 18 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:29,600 Sure is a lot of white to clean. 19 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaking of white, Antoinette Marie Childs, why didn't you tell me your 20 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,120 was a Jewish boy? 21 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:41,720 How'd you find out? 22 00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:53,330 How's my baby girl? 23 00:01:53,670 --> 00:01:54,790 I'm getting married. 24 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:58,930 Eugene, I told her we know all about the whiteness. 25 00:02:01,110 --> 00:02:02,410 And the Jewishness. 26 00:02:02,930 --> 00:02:04,150 And now, Veretta? 27 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:05,830 Don't now, Veretta, me. 28 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:08,710 I'm so in shock, I'm in shit. 29 00:02:10,770 --> 00:02:13,170 Look, Mama, I wasn't trying to hide anything. 30 00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:15,070 She don't never tell you nothing, Mama. 31 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:18,390 I invited y 'all down here to meet Todd's parents, didn't I? Only because 32 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:21,050 couldn't put it off any longer. I didn't tell you ahead of time because I didn't 33 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:22,050 want to hear all of this. 34 00:02:22,110 --> 00:02:23,109 Oh, what? 35 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:24,510 All y 'all's racist talk. 36 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:26,110 I ain't racist. I just don't care. 37 00:02:27,030 --> 00:02:28,610 And I surely ain't racist. 38 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:30,930 I'm a God -fearing Christian woman. 39 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:32,330 Mommy, you are racist. 40 00:02:32,590 --> 00:02:35,750 When I was dating Hassan, you ran him off just because he was a Muslim. 41 00:02:36,070 --> 00:02:36,948 Mm -hmm. 42 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:38,310 What is wrong with pork? 43 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,180 I just drove all the way down here from Fresno listening to all your clucking. 44 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:53,020 Now lay your egg and get over it. 45 00:02:54,780 --> 00:03:00,300 I'm just saying, Eugene, Tony and her fiancé can worship any way they want, 46 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:03,140 my grandchildren will be washed in the blood of the Lamb. 47 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:14,860 You know, Tony, your mama's right. You know, nothing against you and Todd, but, 48 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,220 you know, I hope Jabari brings somebody home just like his mama. 49 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:18,910 Black. and Christian. 50 00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:20,670 Oh, yeah, and cute. 51 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,730 Lord knows I don't want no ugly grandbabies. 52 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:26,030 No, the problem's organized religion. 53 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:31,650 Oh, hell, here we go. No, no, no. Nothing in the course of human history 54 00:03:31,650 --> 00:03:35,490 divided people more than organized religion. Just name one conflict raging 55 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:38,170 the world right now that is being waged in the name of God. 56 00:03:38,790 --> 00:03:41,770 You know, Lynn, I hope you find, too, that speech right before you meet with 57 00:03:41,770 --> 00:03:42,770 devil. 58 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:47,790 Ultimately, it doesn't matter what your mother thinks of Todd or his religion. 59 00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:49,430 Oh, I'm not worried about what my mama thinks. 60 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:53,730 I'm just worried about my mama meeting Todd's parents, spitting water on them, 61 00:03:53,890 --> 00:03:56,170 attempting some sort of kamikaze baptism. 62 00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:04,610 Man, stay up. 63 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:07,370 The Klingons haven't been evil since the Battle of Chittimer. 64 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:09,650 That's their holy ruse. 65 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:13,910 The minute we get wrapped up in this Borg thing, the Klingons are going to 66 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:15,330 in and destroy our whole way of life. 67 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:21,190 Oh. 68 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:23,430 Oh, my. Were you dead? 69 00:04:23,870 --> 00:04:25,010 Oh, my word. 70 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:27,910 What a surprise. 71 00:04:28,730 --> 00:04:30,130 Maya. Wilkes. 72 00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:34,670 Hi. It's really nice to meet you. 73 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:36,270 Heavens, anything. 74 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:37,680 Nice to meet you. 75 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:41,820 Maya, shouldn't you be home with Jabari, the son you had when you were 16? 76 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,220 He's with his daddy tonight. 77 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,380 Oh, you're married. 78 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,840 Divorced. Thanks for one of those single mothers. 79 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,040 We all know how they can be. 80 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:57,340 I love kids. 81 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,139 Oh, really? 82 00:04:58,140 --> 00:04:59,940 Well, we have something in common. 83 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:02,840 What else do you like? I'd love to buy you a drink. 84 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,880 Well, I'll have a Cosmo, please. 85 00:05:06,659 --> 00:05:09,280 William, get up and let the lady have a seat. Yes, sir. 86 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,360 This isn't over. 87 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,080 Oh, you're right, because he doesn't have my number yet. Now get on. 88 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,419 I'm confused. 89 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:26,260 Which one of these pillows are we supposed to sleep on? 90 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:27,540 You know what, Eugene? 91 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:29,900 I've decided I'm going to say something. 92 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,200 Leave it alone, Loretta. It's her life. 93 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:33,420 It's her wedding. 94 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:34,239 Mm -mm. 95 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,560 I got to say what's in my heart. 96 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,740 Antoinette, get in here. 97 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,780 Woman, why do you always have to be stirring things up? 98 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,000 And why do you want this family choking on secrets and lies? 99 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,660 Yes, Mama, he's still Jewish, what? 100 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,660 There's nobody thinking about that, boy. Come on in here and sit down. 101 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,400 Come on. 102 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:01,180 Now, your daddy and I, we... Leave me out of this, Beretta. 103 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:06,590 Tony, why isn't Sherry one of your bridesmaids? 104 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:07,970 Because I don't want her to be. 105 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,270 She don't even like me, Mama, and you know it. 106 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:13,690 So you gonna let your friends stand up beside you but not your blood? 107 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:16,170 Melody's in my wedding. But Sherry's not. 108 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,590 And neither is Eunice. 109 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:21,270 Now, you know damn well Eunice is over there in Iraq serving her country. 110 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:24,970 Now, I don't believe in blood for oil, but we're not on that right now. 111 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:28,150 We're on your wedding. 112 00:06:28,670 --> 00:06:33,490 The most important day of your life, and your big sister's not part of it. 113 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,760 Mama, I told you to leave it alone. I don't even want to be in her funky 114 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,840 wedding. Good. Then everybody agrees. 115 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:41,960 So you could have had the decency to ask me, but then why would I expect decency 116 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,000 when you only think about yourself? 117 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:48,540 Sherry, I'm not going to be tiptoeing around you, okay? 118 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,540 I didn't want to be here in the first place. Well, then go. 119 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:52,640 No, no, no, no. 120 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:55,600 Now, this is not right. 121 00:06:56,780 --> 00:07:00,500 You two are sisters. Under all that hate, you love each other. Now, I want 122 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,500 to find... 123 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:03,700 Ain't no love to find. 124 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,640 She's your sister. 125 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:09,020 So? 126 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:11,920 Honey, don't turn your back on your sister. 127 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,300 Let her go, Mama. I don't love her either. 128 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:16,820 Oh, honey, don't say that. 129 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,740 Eugene, did you hear that? 130 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,680 I told you to leave it alone. 131 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:39,599 What are you two doing in here? 132 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,920 Weren't you assigned to watch my mama? 133 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:47,700 Tony, as much as I enjoy being the butt of your mother's jokes, I am also the 134 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:51,300 hostess with a house full of very hungry people. And what's your excuse? 135 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,240 Well, I'm helping Joe. 136 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,900 And I'm one of those hungry people. 137 00:07:56,700 --> 00:08:00,380 Yeah, I'll admit, I had some issues with your boy being Jewish. 138 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,440 I had to sit with that for a while. 139 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:08,250 But now that I've met him, I can see Todd's a fine young man. 140 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,070 He's short, though. 141 00:08:12,610 --> 00:08:14,430 No bigger than a minute. Okay. 142 00:08:14,850 --> 00:08:15,850 All right. 143 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:17,450 See, everyone's met Mama. 144 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:20,750 She's always speaking her mind, even when nobody's interested. 145 00:08:21,650 --> 00:08:25,430 You know, we've had to make some adjustments, too, what with Tony being 146 00:08:25,570 --> 00:08:26,910 Christian, tall, and all. 147 00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:34,940 It's African -American, and she's really not that much taller, and we're past 148 00:08:34,940 --> 00:08:36,460 that now, aren't we? Yes. 149 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,880 We're all family. 150 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:43,860 Right. And as parents, we know the most important thing is that our children be 151 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:44,860 happy. 152 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:49,780 Believe me. I mean, once we accepted that Todd's brother was a cross 153 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,220 everything else after that was a piece of cake. 154 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,700 So Todd has a brother or a sister. 155 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,120 Depends on the day. 156 00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:04,090 And I bet they love each other. We're a very, very close family. 157 00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:09,030 Well, have you ever heard tell of two sisters who hate each other? Mama. 158 00:09:09,290 --> 00:09:12,110 Don't mama me. We're damn near family now. 159 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:20,110 If they can talk about their freak of a son -daughter, I can talk about how 160 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:25,710 I ended up with two girls from the same womb with hate in their hearts. 161 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:29,730 Renna, can't you make your point without bringing up your plumbing? 162 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,080 Oh, hush, Eugene. 163 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:36,080 Don't be dwelling on my uterus when it's my heart that hurts. 164 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,120 Mama, what's in your glass? 165 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:42,900 My drink and none of your business. 166 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:44,720 Oh, damn, Retta. 167 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:46,420 What is this? 168 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,020 Gin? 169 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:53,280 It's a blue sapphire martini straight up. 170 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:59,180 And if you're going to be calling out your mama's drink, get it right and get 171 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:00,180 another. 172 00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:07,510 You've been sober for 16 years. Oh, shut up, girl. Oh, that's all right. That's 173 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:08,730 all right. We meant to sit down. 174 00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:15,170 Brenna, come on now. You've embarrassed yourself enough. Now let's go. 175 00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:16,510 I ain't going nowhere. 176 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:19,190 Mr. and Mrs. Garrett, I'm so sorry. 177 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,870 No, honey, don't worry. I mean, we've all had a little bit to drink. It's a 178 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:23,870 festive occasion. 179 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:25,230 Festive, my ass! 180 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:29,450 I'm drunk because I'm hurt. 181 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:39,140 because she had to take care of me, and this was mad because she feels guilty 182 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,180 she ran out of them. 183 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:41,920 Mommy, don't worry about them. 184 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,500 That's just how they are. 185 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,600 Retta, we're going. 186 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:47,460 Gone. 187 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,680 Sherry, you handle this. I'll be in the truck. Come on, punk. 188 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:59,680 Molly, I'm sorry you had to see your mama like that, but I got to fix this 189 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,540 between your sisters. 190 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:04,140 It's my fault I made the mess. 191 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,400 I'll clean it up. 192 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,440 Sherry, do something. 193 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,600 I always did it. Why don't you do it? 194 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,560 Mama, get up. 195 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,720 Let go of me. 196 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:20,040 What? You emotionally abused your sister, now you want to physically abuse 197 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,160 mama? Stop it. 198 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,800 You hear me? Stop it. I mean it. I'll call the law. 199 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,040 Shut up. 200 00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:45,650 Why don't you and your parents go ahead with Tony? We can handle this. 201 00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:46,950 We can? 202 00:11:48,030 --> 00:11:50,070 Yes. We've been here before. 203 00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:51,470 No, I haven't. 204 00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:55,150 Thank you. 205 00:11:58,030 --> 00:12:01,750 So, I guess we'll see everyone in the morning for breakfast. 206 00:12:02,230 --> 00:12:03,630 Ah, you little midget. 207 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:06,750 Or not. 208 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:12,350 Okay. 209 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:19,510 Mrs. Child, I know that you're upset, and maybe we should just make some 210 00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:21,430 and we can all talk about it. 211 00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:23,290 Now, that's all I need. 212 00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:26,990 It's some therapy for my stank hole. 213 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:31,570 Okay. 214 00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:33,630 I'm done. 215 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:39,690 Okay, Beretta, that's enough. I want you to go and lay down in the back, and I'm 216 00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:41,110 going to call your sponsor. Let's go. Oh, relax. 217 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,360 A fat one know what to do. 218 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:55,440 On three, Mama. 219 00:12:56,980 --> 00:13:00,320 One, two, three. 220 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,340 That's right, baby. Get your mama. 221 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:08,580 And after you get them in the truck, you come back in here and get your mama a 222 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,580 doggie bag. 223 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,460 Because them crab cakes was good. 224 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:25,550 Hey. Look, I'm sorry I ran out before, but I'm here now. 225 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,930 Where's she back? 226 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:28,690 They went back to Fresno, Tony. 227 00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:30,209 Well, then. 228 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,830 Cool. All my problems just drove up to five. 229 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:38,690 Tony, I know we joked about your mother being a drunk back in the day. 230 00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:41,590 But your mother was drunk tonight. 231 00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:43,550 I know, Joan. I was there. 232 00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:47,990 And all you can think about is the fact that you're happy she's gone? Oh, and 233 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:49,590 I'm also thinking about how I wish she never came. 234 00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:52,210 Come on, Tony. You don't mean that. 235 00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:56,350 The hell I don't. Look, I know that you're mad and you're embarrassed. You 236 00:13:56,350 --> 00:13:58,490 know nothing until you've had a drunk mother, okay, Lynn? 237 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,150 Tony. What? 238 00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:08,150 See, all we're saying is that maybe now isn't the time to bail on your mom. 239 00:14:09,690 --> 00:14:11,650 Well, what is a good time, Joan? Huh? 240 00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:13,910 Should I wait until she's drunk at my baby shower? 241 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:15,790 Your mom is sick. 242 00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:18,690 Tony, your mom is an alcoholic. 243 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:20,410 That's her problem. 244 00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,510 You're right, it is her problem. 245 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:24,770 And it's okay to be mad. 246 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:27,770 But you're not a kid anymore, Tony. 247 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:32,170 You can confront your feelings about your mother and deal with this like an 248 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:33,770 adult. Okay, fine. 249 00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:37,050 I'll send her a gift certificate to the Sizzler. She loves a salad bar. 250 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:45,790 That's so funny. Me too. 251 00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:51,370 Hey, guys. 252 00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:53,570 What's going on? 253 00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:55,850 What, tonight's your big date? 254 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,350 Yeah, man, it is. 255 00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:58,890 What are you doing here? 256 00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:00,530 Oh, I'm just passing through the neighborhood. 257 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:02,890 Just like Maya was the other day. 258 00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:05,850 Maya, I'm going to check on the table. 259 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,420 Well, it looks like this is going to be Andy Knapp all over again. 260 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,580 Oh, hell, William. 261 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,720 Is this another one of your childhood booboo the fool stories? 262 00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:22,980 No. 263 00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,460 Not anymore. 264 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:29,520 But the moral to that story was I don't have a lot of guy friends and I want to 265 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,520 keep the ones that I got. 266 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:34,080 Well, William, I don't want to give him up either. I mean, do you know how hard 267 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,120 it is to find a fun, hip, straight man in this town? Do you know how hard it is 268 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,960 to find a fun, hip, Civil War buff under 70 in this town? 269 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:43,990 Why can't we just share him? Because he's mine. 270 00:15:44,990 --> 00:15:47,430 I'm on a date with him, so apparently he's mine. 271 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:50,890 Look, wench. 272 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:56,550 Either you give him up, or I'll tell him you have an STD. 273 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,590 You know what? I'll tell him that you're gay. 274 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:02,810 I'm just going to believe that. Oh, yeah. 275 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:05,450 He will once I tell him about the Barry Manilow doll. 276 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:08,750 Damn! 277 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:17,720 I came to check on Mama. 278 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,560 Well, now you acting all concerned. 279 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:23,200 I'm sick and tired of you blaming me for getting out of this hellhole. 280 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,280 It's not my fault you didn't have the strength to leave. 281 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,380 You didn't have the strength to stay. 282 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:28,660 Stay for what? 283 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,460 So I can work at value, pick and eat my dinner in front of Wheel of Fortune? 284 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:34,060 Better than spreading my legs for the highest bidder. 285 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,060 I don't need this. 286 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,420 Maybe I do resent you for leaving. 287 00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:48,530 I'm tired of fighting, Sherry. 288 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:52,270 If you want to be in the wedding, you can be in the wedding. It's not about 289 00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:55,010 wedding. It's about the fact that you never respected me. 290 00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:58,550 How could I respect you when you hated me? How could I hate you when I damn 291 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,050 raised you? You are not my mama. 292 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,750 Who gave you your baths at night? 293 00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:04,030 Who got you ready for school? Who combed your hair? 294 00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:06,250 Who helped you with your homework? 295 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:07,990 Hell, girl, I did your homework. 296 00:17:10,089 --> 00:17:11,810 Who got you your first training bra? 297 00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:15,490 Who was there when you hyperventilated over getting your first period? 298 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:20,460 Who worked a part -time job so I could help you buy those joint -ass jeans like 299 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:21,460 Joan had? 300 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,980 Who do you think fed you the dream that you could get the hell out of here, 301 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,020 Tony? 302 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,160 So what do you want me to say, Sherry? Thank you? 303 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,680 Yes! 304 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Yes. 305 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:33,540 I told you you could be in the wedding. 306 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,140 Can't you just say it? 307 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,220 I only want to hear. 308 00:17:58,350 --> 00:17:59,570 Thank you, Sherry. 309 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:04,270 Thank you for then, and thank you for now. 310 00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:09,370 I know I don't come up here as often as I should, but I know Mom and Daddy are 311 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,090 okay because you're here. 312 00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:15,690 Listen, you're still young. 313 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,270 You can still get out, start over. 314 00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:22,690 Todd and I are about to buy our own house. You could move to L .A. and live 315 00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:23,690 the condo for free. 316 00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:26,830 Why would I move down to L .A. when I'm about to make manager at value pick? 317 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:28,660 Is that good? 318 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:33,780 30 % off, full health and dental, and one pair of eyeglasses a year. You do 319 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,660 math. You did my homework. You do the math. 320 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:41,500 Tony, I chose this life. 321 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:42,920 I'm happy. 322 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,140 I just want you to respect that. 323 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:47,880 I'll respect it. 324 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:52,940 I don't understand it, but I will respect it. 325 00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:58,670 I thought that was baby girl's car in front. 326 00:18:58,890 --> 00:18:59,890 Hey, Daddy. 327 00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:01,130 Hey, baby. 328 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,390 Hey, 329 00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,750 Mama. Supper's on the stove. 330 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,330 Don't be studying me. 331 00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:09,170 I'm okay. 332 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,030 Yeah, she's going to be all right. 333 00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,550 We just came from one of our 12 -step meetings. 334 00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:18,990 And because your mama's so smart, I'm already on the 12th step. 335 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:22,770 Greta. All right, nice. 336 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,270 That's the step where you make direct amends. 337 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:31,530 I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of Todd's people. 338 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,630 I like Todd. 339 00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:35,530 He's got a good soul. 340 00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:39,650 You just work on bringing that soul to the Lord. 341 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,810 Guess who's going to be in Tony's wedding? 342 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:45,830 What? 343 00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:48,610 Antoinette, is that true? 344 00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:54,650 Yes. Oh, Eugenia. 345 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,880 close to and I can't even drink. 346 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,040 You 347 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:07,360 just 348 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,940 had to date him. Well, he was cute. 349 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:12,320 I didn't know his jibber -jabber was going to get on my nerves. I had to 350 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,520 him out. Well, now he won't call me back either. Well, I did you a favor, 351 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,200 William. All that boy talked about was damn collecting this and Star Trek that. 352 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,420 That's why he was perfect for me. 25890

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