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Thanks for the ride to work, Liam.
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Coffee machine is in the back. Oh,
great, thanks.
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You know, since starting Denton
Associates, I've become quite the staple
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Staples. Whatever.
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If you get busted, I don't know you.
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Good morning, girlfriend.
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It's birthday time again.
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Today we're tipping in for Chapman.
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Whatever. Working in an office full of
birthday people is making me go broke.
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Now, now, Lynn.
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What goes around comes around.
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When it was my birthday, I got over $1
,000.
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Oh, hey.
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How much do you think I'll get on my
birthday?
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This Friday.
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Oh, my God! You're on this Friday?
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We're working late.
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Girl, honey, you sound bad.
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You should go home. Honey, trust that
dirt. We'll be here in the morning.
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Yeah, but my job won't. Then my kids
won't have money to go to Disneyland
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their class, and I'll be labeled as a
bad mother. Oh, you have kids?
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Yeah. Two boys, two jobs, and too much
on my shoulders.
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One kid, one job, and wondering how I'm
going to make it by myself.
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Amaya. Tasha.
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I think you're sick.
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divorce you, die on you, or never marry?
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Divorce. You know, and we're still going
through it. Well, it's been three years
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for me.
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Oh, yeah? What happened between you two?
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He cheated on me.
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What happened with your husband?
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Oh, girl, you know, something like that.
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Girl, ain't none of them no good?
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I mean, come on, let's be real. When we
were married, we were single mothers
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anyway. I mean, come on. All they did
was dirty up the tub and fart and be.
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Lucky I got here early so I could cover
for you.
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What the hell are you doing here? I had
a little work I needed to finish, so I
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wanted to get an early start.
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William, you don't work here.
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Nobody at the staff meeting seemed to
care.
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We were all too busy ragging on you
because you were late.
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You know, this is just a little weird.
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Well, come on, you got the empty cubicle
here.
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I miss the camaraderie of the office,
the water cooler banter, the hum of the
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fluorescents. Besides, if I leave now...
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The softball team is going to be short
of pitcher.
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Yeah, and if you get caught, I could get
in trouble.
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Oh, instead of worrying about me getting
caught, you need to worry about you
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getting caught and your little birthday
scam.
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William, I have no idea what you're
talking about. I'm being caught.
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You know exactly what I'm talking about.
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Taking advantage of these nice people.
You told them your birthday was on
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Friday, and it's not.
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That's a lie.
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Yeah, well, you told them that you work
here, and you don't, and that's a lie.
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Happy birthday.
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Watch Jabari. Girl, just make the boys
some snacks. Lock up and let's go.
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Tony, you don't leave nine -year -olds
by themselves.
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Jamiroquai is nine now?
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Did Auntie Tony miss her birthday?
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Maya, I know a woman down the street
that says she has a really good
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Joan, I'm not leaving my child with
someone you don't even know.
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Well, I know someone, and she's a dog
sitter.
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She did a really good job at Bosco.
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Think about it. It's kind of the same
thing. Jabari likes to take walks.
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likes snacks.
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by his real name, Jumanji. Oh, yeah.
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No, no, you guys go ahead. Go ahead and
make jokes, laughs. Great. Real funny,
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huh? Huh? You know? But when y 'all want
to go out, you just go.
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Not Maya.
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No, no, no.
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Before Maya can make plans, Maya has to
find a sitter. Uh -huh. Find a way to
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pay for the sitter and hope that I have
enough money left to go out with y 'all.
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You know, not everybody has a lotty
-zotty. We like to party like y 'all.
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But you know what?
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Y 'all are going to see one day when you
have kids.
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You can watch whatever you want, boxing,
barbershop.
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Now, if you have any problem with the
box, don't call the cable company. Call
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me. I'll tell you how to move in.
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So this is Joan's house.
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Joan's not a single mom. She don't know.
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We've got it hard.
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And I don't see our precious government
trying to help us out. So I consider
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this a subsidy.
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Instead of government cheese, we get
free cable.
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I have to admit, it hasn't been easy
since Darnell and I split.
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Have you worked out the details of your
divorce?
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Like who gets what, visitation rights,
child support payments?
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Yeah, you know, we've worked out a basic
agreement.
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A basic agreement means you basically
get screwed.
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You are the victim here.
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Girl, you better wake up and call a
lawyer.
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Okay, okay, stop it. You know what, you
guys, somebody better get somebody.
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Don't even look at me. Just go to the
back.
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Oh, my God.
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Joan is going to trip.
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Don't you? I mean, she got this from
Ghana.
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Oh, it's a Ghana now.
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Oh, when the cat's away.
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Hello.
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Hi, Joan.
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Tony, this is my friend Tasha.
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Hi. These are her two boys, Junior and
little Larry.
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Hi.
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Y 'all say hi to Miss Joan. Hi, Miss
Joan.
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Oh, so is Miss Tony invisible?
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Hi, Miss Tony.
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I'm waiting, did you be?
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I think you know what, Tony? This is the
last time, for real.
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His name is Jabari.
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Look, Auntie Joan, we finally got some
real cable.
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Excuse me?
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Where did that come from?
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My mom's truck.
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Oh, you're running boxes?
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Girl, I've been looking for somebody
like you. Now, don't go anywhere. I got
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pee, but I'll be right back with my
checkbook.
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You installed illegal cable in my house?
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Okay, boys, it's time to go. Go to the
back and get your things. Come on.
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Go on, go to the back and help them.
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You know what?
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Girls, check the little hookup.
Everybody does it. Not me.
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Okay, fine. I'll take it out of here.
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And I'm really sorry about this statue.
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My statue?
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What statue?
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What happened to my statue?
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You know what,
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girl? The kids were running around. They
were playing.
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And it broke by accident.
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Girl, it's simple.
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The next earthquake, just call your
insurance company and report it.
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Now you want me to commit insurance
fraud?
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Look, my boy broke it, so I'll pay for
it.
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I can give you $5 a month.
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This thing cost over $1 ,000.
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$6 a month?
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And it had sentimental value.
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Oh, girl, come here.
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You know, Tosh, why don't you just go on
and go? I'll give you a call tomorrow,
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okay? Okay. Well, I'll get the box from
you tomorrow, and I really am sorry
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about your statue.
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Come on, boy.
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Say bye.
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Bye, Joan.
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Who is that?
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I told you, she's a friend.
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I don't want that type of person in my
house.
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Oh, excuse me?
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What do you mean by that type of person?
Okay, Tasha is a single mother trying
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to make it, just like me.
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That criminal is nothing like you, Maya.
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Joan, she just hooked up a stupid table
boss. What?
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Yeah, well, I don't want it or her in my
house.
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I'm sorry. Now this is your house? Yes.
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That is what you people don't seem to
understand.
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This is my house.
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Oh, OK. Well, you know what? You don't
have to worry about Tasha or Jabari or
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in your house. Because you know what?
I'm moving out.
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Whatever. Whatever.
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OK.
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Where did old girl with the boxers go?
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Hey, Tasha.
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You know what? I'm trying to move out of
Jones as soon as I can, you know, and I
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know that you're still living with your
mom, and my living situation is, well,
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girl, you know what that is.
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And, well, we're cool, and we kind of
vibe. I mean, we vibe, right?
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Yeah, we vibe.
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Right, right. So I was thinking, you
know, maybe we could get a place
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be roommates.
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You watch mine, I watch yours kind of
thing.
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It'll be fun.
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What do you say?
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I say, you better get a lock for your
closet if you don't want me all up in
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girl. You got a cute closet.
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Did you
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eat
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one of Jabari's mac and cheeses?
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Maya, I haven't eaten any of your damn
food.
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Oh, so this 12 -pack just magically
became an 11 -pack. Is that what you're
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saying to me?
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What are you worried about?
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I'm sure your new roommate can hook you
up with some free mac and cheese.
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Joan, is it okay if I let my ex and my
son into your house?
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Whatever, Maya.
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I missed you today.
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How was school?
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Good. Good.
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Guess what? What?
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Dad's taking me to a hockey game Friday
night.
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Oh.
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Yeah, that's why we're a little late,
because I had to pick up the tickets.
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Hmm. All right, little man.
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See you on Friday.
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Friday. All right.
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Darnell, I have Jabari on Fridays.
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Did it ever cross your mind that maybe
we had plans?
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Oh, my fault?
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Mm -hmm. Yeah, I should have cleared
that with you first.
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Sorry. Mm -hmm.
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So what are you guys doing? Nothing, but
you didn't know that.
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Let me leave, because I feel attitude
bouncing all off of you. You know what,
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Darnell, we need to get a little bit
more specific about our divorce
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But I thought we already agreed on
everything.
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No, no, see, it's easy to agree when
you're not specific.
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But what happens when we have to be
specific and we can't agree on the
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specifics? Am I supposed to just trust
you?
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I'm not the one that can't be trusted
here.
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You know, you can always hold that one
indiscretion over my head hard to get
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what you want. You know, I have no
recourse, no protection. I'm being
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all up and through this. And let me tell
you something, brother, you know what?
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It ain't gonna fly.
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You're the victim? Yes, I am.
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You must be smoking.
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If anything, I think I've been pretty
damn fair up until this point.
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Who pays all the big bills?
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I do.
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You said you wanted a good car. I gave
you the good car. And I'm still paying
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insurance on both them bad boys.
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And I do all of this not because I have
to, but because our son shouldn't have
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to go through some messy divorce.
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Now, if you want to go getting all
specific with everything, hey, handle
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I am so sick and tired of you playing
that same thing. No, no, no, no. You're
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not going to make me the criminal. I am
victimized. You're wrong. I did what I
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did.
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Jabari is back there.
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All right, you know what? I'm going to
be back on Friday to pick up our son.
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Emphasis on our.
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Maya, what are you doing? I'm taking
care of my business.
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Emphasis on my.
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Look, it is one thing.
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For you to let your friend Tasha drive a
wedge between me and you, but your
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relationship with Darnell is much more
important. You have Jabari to think
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about, Maya.
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Were you thinking about Jabari when you
ate his mac and cheese?
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Maya, if you keep this up, your amicable
divorce is going to get nasty and
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you're going to hurt a lot of people.
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Hurt?
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Hurt? What about my hurt, okay? No one
up in here seems to be thinking about
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that.
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Maya, I have been putting you up in my
house for the last six months with free
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room and board, and I am not thinking
about your hurt?
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You little ingrate. Uh -uh.
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Don't you damn play that, okay? I told
you that I would pay you some rent. And
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told you that I didn't want your money
because we are friends.
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And as your friend, I am telling you,
you are messing up.
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Hey, Chapman, what happened?
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I got fired.
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Fired? For what?
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I lied about my birthday.
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Oh, and happy birthday.
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Lynn, you know why we're here, don't
you?
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Huh?
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Your birthday isn't really today.
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Now is it? Huh?
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You heard me.
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Look, guys, I'm really sorry.
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I just got caught up in the whole
birthday fever. We take birthdays very
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seriously around here. And we don't
appreciate you coming in here trying to
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the wool over our eyes.
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So what happens now?
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Well, what happens now is you take a
deep breath and blow out those candles
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because we're still birthday people.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I don't
get it. You guys just fired
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Chapman for this. This and for
downloading porn all day.
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What, you fired people for this?
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Who cares? It's mine.
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Fake money?
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Fake money for a fake birthday.
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Don't cross us again, bitch.
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Dang, girl, how much of this stuff are
you planning on returning?
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All of it.
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Tasha.
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What? You lost or something?
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I was about to go pick up the boys from
shoes.
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And what's wrong with your phone?
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I keep calling, I can't get through.
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Oh, that's because I have a trifling
Negro's block on the phone.
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I'm not trying to talk to you.
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I'm trying to see my boys. You're always
trying to do something. Why don't you
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try and catch up on some child support?
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What are you talking about?
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I pay.
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You just mad because I won't break you
up a little extra to get your raggedy
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nails done. So what's raggedy is the
trifling heaven that you left me and
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kids for. Why do you always got to go
there? Because that's where it's at.
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I just want to see my boys, Tasha. Take
a picture.
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They need a father.
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They have me.
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I'm more of a father than you could ever
be.
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Oh, that's six, huh?
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That's six.
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Sounds like you really miss those boys.
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Tasha, girl, I don't want to overstep my
boundaries. Don't.
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So Darnell and I talked, and we're back
on track.
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That's good, Maya.
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And I owe you an apology.
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I know I've been acting a little janky
lately.
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A little?
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Girl, don't sugarcoat it. You have been
acting totally janky.
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I know I've been a little ungrateful.
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You know, without you, Joan, I wouldn't
have been able to get through all this.
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So can we get you unpacked?
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Thank you, but I'm still moving out.
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With that cable thief?
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No, no. Look in my own place. I cannot
hide from being single forever.
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Maya, I'm always here for you if you
need me.
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Thank you.
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You know what I'm saying?
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What? We got some more issues?
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Frank can't get a hug?
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I can't. Oh, God.
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I'm a macaroni thief.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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So you find a place here?
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Nah, girl.
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I called Six.
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He's coming by on Sunday to pick up the
boys.
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You did the right thing, Tasha.
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Damn right.
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Shoot, I need the afternoon off. Mama
time.
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Okay.
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Maybe we could do something.
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Well, you know, I do have the hookup
down at the Magic Johnson Theater.
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Who, Monty?
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Girl, yes.
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Girl, I got the same hookup. Monty's my
cousin.
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Tasha, shut up.
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I'm cleaning up on the birthday cash.
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Why do you get real cash?
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Because I'm not a liar. Today really is
my birthday.
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Oh, but you are a liar. You don't even
work here.
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Hey, birthday people!
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This guy doesn't even work here.
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Rodney!
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Lynn's right. She's absolutely right. I
don't work here.
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Anymore. Yesterday, I passed the bar,
and I'm a lawyer now!
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I'm out of here!
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00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:16,320
Everybody, get out your wallets. Roddy's
going to need a new briefcase.
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