All language subtitles for Girlfriends s02e06 Willie or Wont He

Boy, I don't know if the food is any
better tonight or if I'm just starving,

I really just... Uh -oh.

What did I do?

William, do you know what today is?

Oh, of course I do.

We're here, aren't we?

Celebrating? Happy birthday.

Got a present for you out in the car.

Let me go get it. If it takes me an hour
or so, don't be concerned. I just can't

remember where I parked a car.

It's not my birthday.

It's kind of an anniversary.

Of course!

I knew that!

Four months since we got engaged.

It's been three weeks since I quit the
horse. You quit the horse, right?

I got your present out in the car.

I don't need a present.

It's not like a real anniversary.

Not like the wedding anniversary we'll
celebrate someday.

That's true.

Of course, as of now, we don't know what
date we'll be celebrating that.

Well, you can't predict the future.

Damn it, Willie. When are we going to
set the date? Well, it's not that

honey. My schedule's in flux right now.
The Wexler case may be going to trial.

Then it's football season and... William
Jerome Dent, you better not be trying

to weasel out and marry me after I quit
the force for you.

Weasel out?

That's ridiculous.

You know, I'm so happy to be engaged to
you that I ran out and bought you a

present. It's in the car.

If it takes me a little... Oh, you know
what?

Yeah,

except for the heart attack.

I'm sorry. I thought you was getting
murdered.

I was singing.

Oh, I see.

It was a song getting murdered.

What did you do to my door?

Yvonne, why did you kick this in? It was
open.

Look, it's bad enough you have no alarm,
no gun, no dog, no man.

Now you don't have enough sense to keep
your door locked.

I get it. I'm locking the door.

Well, it won't do you any good, because
if somebody really wants to get you,

they're going to get you, because, hell,
I kicked that door in with my cute

shoes.

What is all this?

Oh, I'm beautifying the shoe boxes for
my closet.

Okay, forget the alarm and the dog and
the gun. You just need to get yourself a

man.

Yvonne, why exactly are you here?

Well, I figured you wouldn't have
nothing to do.

Apparently you don't.

I need some advice.

Willie won't commit to a date for the
wedding. I think he's getting cold feet.

Look, I'm not getting in the middle
here. This is really between you and

William.

Oh, my God.

He told you something. He said
something. What did he say?

Nothing.

It's just that I learned the hard way
after taking the fall for that whole

and Tony breakup.

I'm staying out of other people's
business, and I'm sure that you and

are going to find the answer on your
own.

Look, I just laid my life on the line
and scuffed up my cute shoes for you.

you're going to have to come up with
something better than that.

I'm sorry, Yvonne.

Shacking up?

Oh, I can get behind that.

That way, if he wants a booty call in
the middle of the night, I'll already be

there.

So Vodka still hasn't found a job yet?
Can have any luck down at the dock?

Well, depends on what you consider luck.
He found a nickel.

Oh, good, because I'm starving.

Look at you, getting all third -world on
us.

Yeah, but I'm still first -world
fabulous.

Are you going to eat that?

Oh, my God, don't look behind you.

What? Who is it?

Joan? Oh, so just because we're not
friends anymore, so it's hip -toe around

her?

Oh, my God, it's Greg.

Good. Yeah, the aura of anguish that
surrounded him when he was with you

to be gone.

Do you think he saw me?

I saw you, Tony.

Greg!

I didn't know you were here.

Lynn, Maya.

Hey, Greg.

You look good.

Yeah, things are going well.

Sold a couple of paintings. I got a
gallery opening coming up.

Anyway, I saw you here. I thought it'd
be kind of petty if I didn't come over

and say hi.

Well, I'm glad you did.

I should get back to my friend.

Me too.

It was good seeing you.

screw it up with greg he was so good to
me he loved me he understood me yeah an

understanding man is hard to come by
apparently so is a working man you know

it's like any time i wanted to do
anything new all i hear from darnell is

not clicking like we used to you're
changing change is good in fact change

with me i want to see what greg is doing

Well, he had to to get here from
Jamaica.

You are wrong.

I know.

Hey, maybe we should get Bosco and
Darnell to become friends. With any

they're good qualities to rub off on
each other.

Uh -uh.

Darnell hates meeting new people.
There's always peanut in them.

Well, it's worth a try.

Tony, what do you think? I think the
fact that he hasn't looked over here

means he's trying a little too hard to
appear uninterested.

Tony, we're talking about our problems
here.

Oh, girl, I'm sorry. I'm just a little
distracted.

But I'm here for you now. So what were
you guys talking about? Oh, my God, he's

leaving.

Greg?

What's up?

Listen, um, there's something I never
got to say.

Well, I said a few dozen times on your
machine, but I don't know if you

when she heard it was me.

You were the one, Greg.

You were the one I wanted. You always
have been.

I made a huge mistake, and I'm sorry.

And I know it's probably too late for it
to matter, but I just really wanted to

go on the record saying that.

Okay, thanks.

I appreciate that.

What in the hell are you doing telling
Yvonne we should live together?

I... Oops.

Oops? Oops is for when you drop your
pencil on the floor.

Oops is for when I accidentally called
Yvonne Heather.

I think screwing up my life warrants a
little bit more than an oops.

I'm so sorry.

I knew I should have minded my own
business.

I tried.

I really did, but I promise from now on
I will stay out.

Of your relationship with Yvonne. If
you'd done that in the first place, I

wouldn't have to convince Yvonne that
moving in is a bad idea.

Wait, why is that a bad idea?

Because playing at marriage without
actually being married devalues

Okay. I just had to ask because, you
know, listening to Yvonne, it sounded

you were getting cold feet.

Well, I'm not.

Good. Because I'd hope if you were,
you'd break it off with her instead of

leading her on, only to dump her later.

This whole staying out of a relationship
thing is going to kick in when exactly?

One thing.

How did you survive calling Yvonne
Heather?

Oh. I managed to convince her I said
heifer.

Kind of turned her on.

Dinner's ready.

Oh.

What is it?

Oh, it's lotus root and spinach from the
Japanese restaurant I work at. So where

the egg rolls and the chicken fried
rice?

Baby, this is Japanese.

Maybe for Japanese rabbits, I need some
meat.

Um, here's a little grab. She worked a
double shift today.

Oh, you hear that, Bosco? Darnell spent
all day at work.

Me too.

I'm gonna have to clean up this garage
for the dinner party.

Honey, sweetie, I'm not to devalue
you're making up the bed, but I was

to the kind of work that comes with a
paycheck.

Yeah, Maya told me you haven't been able
to find a job.

Soon come, soon come. Yeah.

What kind of work do you do? I'm a
baggage handler down at LAX. You still

box in people's rooms in Jamaica?

For real? Yeah.

You ever lift up one of them El Dorado
garment bags? Let me eat those.

The handle cuts into your hand.

any friendships, any because of baggage.

It's what it's done because of it.

Man,

I'm hungry.

Baby,

baby, wait, where you going?

So we're having a good time.

No, it's cool. It's just going to be
even better when I get the TV and some

Ricky ribs.

This place really has possibilities.

The closet space is going to be a
problem, but...

Or just move yourself into the guest
room until we can bust down that wall

expand.

Until then, we just need some paint,
some curtains, and a mosquito net.

I think we should break up.

Repeat yourself.

It was Joan's idea.

It's William.

Come in, it's broken.

Hey. Hey.

Yvonne?

How do you know?

I'm on my third door.

Well,

I did what you said.

I dumped her.

What? I never told you to do that.

Of course you did. You said I shouldn't
string her along.

Only if you were having doubts. You said
you weren't. Well, I guess I didn't

realize the extent to which I was until
you found the flames. Well, if I'd known

there were flames, I wouldn't have
fanned.

Oh, William, I can't believe you did
that.

I love her, I guess.

I'm just not ready for this marriage
thing.

I realize now I only proposed so we
wouldn't break up.

You dog.

You're just like the rest of them.

You know, you can't do this to us. You
can't just dangle a 500 -guest wedding

the Bel Air Hotel and then just snatch
it away.

Hey, hey.

I was thinking 50 guests, and it was the
Marriott and Redondo.

Poor Yvonne. I'm going to call her.

Well, I kind of told her the breakup was
your idea.

Why did you blame me?

Because she hits really hard.

I bruise like fruit.

roommates slam the door on you hey tony
sorry to stop by unannounced oh it's

okay i was just hanging out reading the
bath handbook like i need some book to

tell me how to be a black american
princess do you want to come in yeah

thanks i've been thinking a lot about

you since this afternoon and i wanted to
come by and bring you an invitation

To my gallery opening.

Oh.

Are you delivering all your invitations
by hand?

Well, no, but I figured you deserved a
little extra special attention since

most of the pieces in the show were
inspired by you.

I don't deserve your flattery, but I'll
take it.

So, do you want to continue with the
small talk, or can I kiss you?

Two syllables.

Sounds like tennis.

Sounds like tennis.

Death and Venice.

Death and Venice.

Oh, I don't remember the last time I had
this much fun.

I know, me too.

Oh, why the hell did I dump Yvonne?

I don't want to end up like this.

Spending my life playing idiotic parlor
games with friends from work. This is

pathetic.

Look, you cling to your delusions if
they get you through the night.

I want my Yvonne back.

I am not deluded.

I am exploring my newfound freedom
through crafts and games.

And I'm a better person for it.

And the delusions just pile up one on
top of the other, don't they?

Hey, man, pass me the ribs.

The ribs are gone.

I tell you, I need to try the lotus
root.

Uh -uh. He doesn't try new things.

Yeah, I have to try new things.

Look at me.

If I come to a new country to be with a
new woman, if I wasn't open to all of

that, I wouldn't have all of this.

All right, what the hell?

You say try the lotus fruit, I'll try
the lotus fruit. I mean, if I don't like

it, I can always spit it out, right?

Right.

It's not Ricky Rip -tastic.

It's all right.

I am going to go and check my makeup.

Oh, yeah, me too.

I actually got darned out to try
something new. This flat was cheating.

If you want, I'd see if I can maybe get
you a job down at the airport.

Come on, not a regret.

What kind of job do them have down
there?

If he gets a real job, we can finally
move out of this dump.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Now, my mother's going to hold you to
your six -month leave.

Oh, you're right. What's she going to
do, sue us? It should be suing her.

This place doesn't even have walls.

The walls are implied.

And if you're thinking about suing my
mother, you better think about getting

through me first.

Hey, hey, what's the problem?

She's putting down this place and
threatening to sue my mother.

She should be sued.

We've had a leaky pipe for two weeks and
she hasn't fixed it.

Well, why can't you fix it? It ain't
like you go to work every day. Or any

Mama plan that's going to lift me up.
Not have me lifting bags for the rest of

my life.

Hey, homie, why you coming at me?

No offense, but I just think I can do
better.

So, taking care of your family and
putting food on the tables beneath you?

eat fine.

She works at a restaurant.

And we have a woman that's going to
support my dreams.

No, you have a woman that supports you,
which only feeds into the stereotype of

the lazy black man.

You hear the stereotype, man?

But you're closed -minded and all you're
ready then.

Okay, wait a minute, guys. Don't argue
just because of me and Maya. We're not

fighting anymore, are we? No, no, not at
all. See? That's my girl. Yes.

Now, you guys, let's just calm down,
okay? Let's just relax and sit down and

enjoy the lotus root. Yeah, and talk
about her job at the airport.

I want to work at that damn airport.

Let's just forget the whole ting.

What the hell is ting?

It's thing.

T -H. The, the, the, the.

As in learn to speak the language.

Hey, don't make fun of my man in my
house. At least he tries new ting.

Well, he should try getting a damn job.

You have to get out.

Fine. Yeah, let's go. We're leaving.

Come on, baby. Yeah.

Oh, and good luck with the leaky pipe.

That's about how long it's going to take
me to finish cleaning this gun, at

which point you're going to be too busy
ducking to do any talking.

Yvonne, I made a mistake, and I'm sorry.

I, uh... I guess I panicked.

But I want you back. I want to pretend
like this never happened. All done.

I want you to know that I've been
brought here against my will and I'm not

getting involved.

William, take her and get out of here.

There is nothing you can say to make me
take you back.

I love you. Then why don't you act like
it? Okay, so you guys talk about this

and I'm going to go finish padding my
hangers. Did you hear that, Yvonne?

She pads her hangers.

Look at her.

Let this face be a cautionary tale,
Yvonne.

You know, she plays charades for fun.

You don't want to end up like this, do
you?

I know I don't.

I know we have our problems, Yvonne, but
let's try and work them out.

We owe it to ourselves to at least try.

I know one thing, Willie.

I don't want to end up wallpapering
shoeboxes.

Hey, it's fun and they're pretty.

William, you promise we're going to work
this thing out?

I promise.

Okay, listen.

Take him back.

Because of the way your whole face
lights up when you see him. And because

been happier ever since he started
dating you than I've ever known him to

But not because you think I'm pathetic.

Because I'm not.

My life is good.

February 14th.

What? That's the date.

Let's get married on Valentine's Day.

Come here, heifer!

know you guys valentine's day i mean
don't you think that's cliche because

the with oops i guess i slipped into
your business

i'll just i'll go call myself a cab

hey i don't have any money