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Well, there is Joan.
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It's not like her to be so late. Well,
I'm sure she's running herself ragged
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trying to get everything for y 'all's
Thanksgiving dinner.
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Oh, that's right. I still have to tell
her I'm not going to be there. I have
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this family thing in Fresno.
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You're not going to be there?
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Neither am I.
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I promised to help out at the homeless
shelter. You know, if it had been so
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helpful to me in the past.
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And I'm going to be in Kansas City.
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You know, Mama's 64 years old. I figure
we only have 30 or 40 more Thanksgivings
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left together.
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Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm late. I was
running around getting all the
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ingredients for what I am calling an N.
Tuck it Thanksgiving.
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What do you think would be best? Pecan
pie or sweet potato pie?
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Whatever comes in a single serving.
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What? They're all bailing on you, Jo.
You mean you're not coming to my
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Thanksgiving dinner? None of you? I
wanted to, but they all talked me out of
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Well, that's okay.
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I'm barely even prepped yet.
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Are you sure you're going to be okay
without it?
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Sure. This is good for me. I could
really use some down time. It'll be
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I'll spend the entire holiday in bed.
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Joan, I've done that. It's pretty
exhausting.
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I'm in alone, Lynn.
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Don't deny it. If you do it right, it's
pretty exhausting.
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Have you seen the Thanksgiving
reenactment at the Beverly Center?
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I'm here to pick up four sweet potato
cheesecakes I ordered.
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Thanks.
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Kelsey Grammer?
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Yes. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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This is like the biggest celebrity
signing I've ever had here. I'm a huge
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yours. I understand you recognize me
from television, but you have me at a
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disadvantage.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Hi, I'm
Joan Clayton. Joan, hi. Hi.
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So, Kelsey, four cheesecakes, huh? Oh,
yeah.
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Is it a big gathering you're going to?
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Well, you know, not too big.
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Are Niles and Martin going to be there?
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I was going to have a whole gang of
people over, too. No celebrities, of
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Yeah. It was going to be real special,
though.
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You don't like being alone on holidays,
huh?
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Why do you say that? Well, actually,
after you play a psychiatrist for as
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as I have, you've got to recognize the
time. You know, alone on a holiday
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Yeah. I've been there myself.
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I could tell you some stories.
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You probably read some of them,
actually.
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Excuse me.
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These were prepaid, I believe, right?
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Great. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Nice meeting you, Joan. You too.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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You too. Take care. Happy turkey.
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Don't follow me.
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I'm really sorry I couldn't get you a
table, but they are reserved for people
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who are here with other people.
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So how'd you enjoy the turkey dinner?
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It was okay.
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You'd think I'd get a little more
cranberry sauce for $75.
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Where's your holiday spirit?
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Thanksgiving is a holiday manufactured
by the murderous plunderers who stole
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this country from its rightful owner.
And you are profiting from it.
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Yeah, ain't America great?
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But you don't have to worry, Joe.
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Your dinner's on me tonight.
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Really? Thank you.
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Don't mention it.
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It's a special occasion.
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You are a special lady.
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Just don't stroll in here alone at
Christmas time and expect the same deal.
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Excuse me, is this fee taken? No, I'm
alone.
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Not that I have a problem with that. I'm
quite content to be alone on a holiday.
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Okay, then I'll just sit here, but I
won't speak to you.
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Preston C. Hall, aren't you? The
Washington attorney.
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Guilty. I'm sorry. That is such an old
lawyer joke. I'm sorry.
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No objection here.
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I'm a lawyer, too.
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So, you know me. Who are you?
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Joan.
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Myth. Joan Clayton.
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Well, Miss Joan Clayton, that was very
subtle.
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I'm not married, either.
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I know. I know. I read that article on
you in Black Enterprise.
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So, are there any articles I can read
about you?
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Well, um, my Girl Scout troop is in the
Fresno Bee.
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You know, I tell you, generally, I don't
enjoy talking to lawyers, but if they
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all were as beautiful as you, I'd never
leave the courtroom.
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So, I see you two have met.
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You two know each other?
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Ah, forever.
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Oh, back in the day, me and this boy
used to bust tables together.
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Oh, and look at you now.
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The youngest attorney ever to argue in
front of the Supreme Court. cream court
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and davis you're still busing tables yes
but they're my tables
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now so preston you decided what you want
to eat yet i don't suppose you fried
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turkey here because you know it's not
thanksgiving for me unless i'm having my
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grandmother's fried turkey i love fried
turkey hardly a holiday goes by that i'm
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not in my kitchen frying a turkey what
in the hell's a fried turkey
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Is this an invitation?
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Sure. I mean, come on, you can't eat
Thanksgiving dinner in a restaurant.
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Why not? You just did.
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Well, that's very kind of you, Joan. I
accept your invitation.
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Great. Yeah, me too, me too. My final
seating is just finishing up.
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I'll even bring the turkey, because I
can't wait to see you fry it, Joan.
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have to leave on the red -eye tonight
yeah i'm afraid so i have a meeting
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tomorrow morning at the white house wow
the white house that's no big deal they
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don't even get bet well this is turning
out to be an all right day my friends
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bailed on me which is a good thing
because if they hadn't i never would
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you well here's to your no -show friends
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I look here, man.
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Jonah and I, we got the kitchen covered.
Why don't you go out and get the
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vegetables started on the grill?
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Man, who grills vegetables on
Thanksgiving anyway?
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Martha Stewart does.
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Therefore, I do.
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Preston, you want to come get the door
for me?
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Something wrong with your foot?
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Hey, man.
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Don't be Mac and Jonah, all right?
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She's not some courthouse groupie. Oh,
I'm sorry, man. Is that you?
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No, she's a friend.
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Look, I'm just a man trying to get these
vegetables on the grill, all right?
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Okay, then why don't you put the
vegetables on the grill and leave, and
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can finish up.
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I don't know what they teach you all in
law school, but in the restaurant trade,
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when a man puts his vegetables on the
grill, he stands by the grill.
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Okay, then you man the grill, and I'll
man the woman.
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You know what? There's something you
should know. You know how some women
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three -day rule?
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Joan has a three -month rule.
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All rules have a loophole.
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That's why Bill Clinton calls on me, my
brother.
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So, you want to give me a hand seasoning
the turkey?
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Oh, I don't know. I'm not good in the
kitchen.
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You just haven't had the right teacher.
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Then teach me.
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All right.
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Follow my lead.
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That's for you.
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All righty.
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So, uh, how long should we rub this
thing?
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As long as it takes.
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This feels nice. Yeah, it is nice, isn't
it?
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Doing a very good job.
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Oh, uh, you missed a spot.
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Just over here, yeah, on the breath,
yeah.
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I didn't want to move too fast.
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I just met this turkey.
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Okay. The vegetables on the grill.
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Everything okay in here?
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Hey, uh, listen here, Davis. I gotta be
frank with you, man. We kinda wanna
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spend some time alone.
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Is that true, Joan?
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Well,
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what he meant by alone was... We were
just gonna... Thanks for clarifying that
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for me.
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That's fine. I mean, if that's how it
is, I can't guarantee how the vegetables
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will come out, but good luck.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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So, where were we?
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I think I was about to rub a thigh.
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I'm Preston Hall.
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Oh, my goodness, the famous attorney.
Hi, I'm Maya Welch, Jones' executive
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assistant.
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She makes me download every article
about you on my launch app.
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All about you.
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It's me on the article day.
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Girl, that's not a secret language
anymore, eh?
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I thought you were having dinner with
Darnell's mom.
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Girl, please don't get me started, okay?
We had a big fight right as we were
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passing around the biscuits, and she
doesn't think I noticed it. She left my
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name out of the blessing.
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Can we talk about this in the morning?
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Yeah, I mean, you shouldn't leave your
family on Thanksgiving.
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I know you're Mr. High Powered, but you
know, it strikes me as odd that you're
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all up in my business.
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And Joan, I didn't drive all the way up
here upset to be put off until tomorrow.
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Okay, okay.
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Maya, what's the problem?
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It's Darnell.
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I mean, everything was going great up
until tonight, all right? He told his
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mother that I called her a witch in our
marriage counseling sessions, and you
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know and I know that's not true, and I
don't talk about that bitch behind her
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back.
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Okay, all right. We can talk about this
while I cook the turkey. This will take
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long. Just relax.
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I'll get your glass of wine.
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Yeah, Preston, relax.
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It's Thanksgiving.
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I thought you didn't buy into
Thanksgiving.
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Oh, call me patriotic. I'm starting to
get swept up in the spirit.
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Okay, Joan, what is the turkey doing in
the skillet? I'm going to fry it.
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You don't know...
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about frying a turkey, okay? Where's
your meat hook and your Folgers can of
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bacon grease?
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Maya, I don't have either.
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All right, all right, let me think. Let
me think. We're gonna have to improvise,
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okay? Give me some cocoa butter and some
jumper cables, okay?
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All right. What are you doing?
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It'll be a lot safer to fry this turkey
on the grill than in the kitchen. I
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gotta get this thing out there before
the cocoa butter congeals.
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Joan, you wouldn't happen to have a fire
extinguisher, would you?
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I don't need one. Do I?
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No, not unless you have a garden hose.
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It just occurred to me.
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I don't want you to think that I run
around to restaurants and pick up
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all the time.
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Only on holidays, right?
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No, really.
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It's just that I feel so comfortable
with you.
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I feel like I've known you longer than
three hours.
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Anything like three months?
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I took a Dramamine with a shot of
bourbon at the airport.
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You may not know this about me, but I
have flying issues.
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I passed out and missed every flight to
Kansas City.
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You don't have any turkey left, do you?
I've had nothing but Starbucks and soft
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pretzels all day.
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Who's the new guy?
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Oh, I'm Preston Hall.
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Preston C. Hall?
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Never heard of you. You're kidding.
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So, you're the one that raised the bar
and made it tough for the rest of us
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black attorneys to feel good about
ourselves.
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I hate you.
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I'm just kidding.
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It's nice to meet you. I'm Vernon
Jordan.
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No, I'm not!
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I'm just kidding.
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I'm a little high on caffeine right now.
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Joan, can I use your bedroom phone? I've
got to call my mother and I don't want
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everyone to hear me sobbing.
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Just kidding, right?
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No.
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Quick.
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I know so much about you, so why don't
you ask something about me?
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Do you have any more friends?
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Joe, I need you to be totally honest
with me. Do I look like a homeless
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Because I went to the homeless shelter
to serve the homeless, and the staff
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trying to serve me.
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And I started to protest, and somebody
asked me if I was off my meds.
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Is she?
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We're not really sure.
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So... What's in the box, Lynn?
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Parting gifts, being homeless has its
perks.
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Check it out, my favorite, spaghetti
hose.
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Sanitary products, always need those.
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And clean underwear, I don't have to do
laundry until Sunday.
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I'm Lynn, who are you?
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I'm Preston Hall.
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Wow. You know, I really admire your
work.
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Although, actually, that article on tort
reform in the National Law Review was
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poorly thought out and had a couple of
typos.
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Thanks. All right.
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Guess I should fire my assistant.
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Yeah, right.
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Blame it on the help.
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You know what, Joan?
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I mean, I feel like I'm coming between
you and your friends, and I'm sorry the
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evening didn't work out the way we
planned, but I'm going to say goodnight,
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I'll call you sometime. No, no, no, you
won't. No, no, no.
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Um, just give me ten minutes, then I'll
get everyone out of here.
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Hey, when I dunk this sucker, y 'all
need to run for cover.
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You think that turkey will fry in ten
minutes?
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Back it up. The eagle is about to land.
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I'm hit. I'm hit.
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How bad is it?
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Am I going to scar?
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No, you're going to be fine. Just relax.
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Thank you for taking care of me,
Preston.
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Jonah! I've checked every medicine
cabinet. You don't have any aloe vera
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Aloe vera gel is the only thing for
burns.
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Then why don't you go down to the
drugstore and get some?
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Joan, I've had the worst day of my life.
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Come on!
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I couldn't stay in Fresno for another
minute.
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I love my family. I do.
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But, girl, they are country.
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And they remind me of everything I spent
the last ten years trying not to be.
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Okay, country is fine.
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When you're talking about a country
estate or a country like France.
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Hi, Tony Childs, and you are?
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I'm Preston Hall.
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No, you're not. I've had Preston Hall.
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No, you have not.
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Well, then who was the guy that... Oh,
my God.
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I need to lie down. I faced some harsh
realities today.
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Okay, okay, that's it. All right,
everyone out. The woman needs some peace
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quiet. What the woman needs is some damn
aloe vera. Okay, forget what the woman
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needs. Everybody get out.
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Wait a minute. Is something burning?
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Fire, fire!
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Call 911!
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Call 911!
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Oh, my God!
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Somebody needs to go out there and smoke
a little flame. We need some salt. Joe,
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do you have any salt?
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Get your spaghettios.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for the eventful Thanksgiving.
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I'm completely over my fear of flying.
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It's been replaced by the far more
terrifying fear of being burned alive.
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I'm telling you, John, there is nothing
like a near -death experience to make
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everything crystal clear. That fire was
a symbol of rebirth and renewal.
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Darnell and I have to renew our wedding
vows.
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That's so sweet. Let me know the date.
Bye.
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Preston Hall.
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Are you sure we didn't have relations?
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No, I think I would have remembered
that.
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Of course you would.
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But your name, Preston Hall, for some
reason... Tony, freshman year we lived
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Preston Hall.
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Oh, that's right.
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I had relations in Preston Hall, not
with Preston Hall.
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My bad.
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Bye -bye. Happy Turkey Day. Bye -bye.
Oh, Tony, don't forget your SpaghettiOs.
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Send them to my family. They love them.
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Joan, are you sure you don't want me to
stay and help you clean up this mess?
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No.
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Okay.
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But don't come crying to me when you
can't get the sit off your wicker.
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So, Lynn, go and eat your dinner in your
room.
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No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian.
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I don't eat turkey.
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Then go in your room and try on your new
underwear.
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00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,660
Oh, okay. Yeah, that'd be fun.
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00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,199
See how easy it is to get rid of my
friends? Yep. All you had to do was burn
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your house down to do it.
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Oh,
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please tell me that's just your heart
racing.
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No, that's my alarm.
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I have a plane to catch.
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We have to get together the next time
I'm in L .A.
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Just promise me you won't cook.
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Done. Not even tough.
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You'll want these for the plane.
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Thank you.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Joe.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Preston.
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Lynn, please tell me you know how to get
set out a wicker, because I can't ask
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David.
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Can you get that?
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Oh, yeah. Thank you.
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Hello?
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah. Uh -huh. Right.
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You're a life loser.
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Oh, you joker. I've seen the other
number of a good therapist for you.
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He's pretending to be Kelsey Grammer.
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