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Wow, this really takes you back to the
80s.
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Lynn, what is all this junk?
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Oh, no, it's my childhood junk. My mom
sent it to me. This is like my puberty
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a box.
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My Debbie Gibson t -shirt.
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Autographs. Like,
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oh my God, my video of me singing We Got
the Beat.
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You guys have got to see this.
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Oh, I'm sorry. It's on beta.
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You know what, Lynn?
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We'll get over it. Here.
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Hey, Joan. Remember that MTV audition
tape you and I made when we were in high
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school? You mean the one we never made?
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That I never kept and no one will ever
see?
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Mm -hmm. That's the one.
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Oh, dude!
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My board! Bonus!
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Lynn, just how white were you growing
up?
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Pretty damn.
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Seven, I can't decide between the lace
thong and honeydew, the papaya, the
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pomegranate.
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Oh, hell, it's been a good week.
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Just give me the whole thong of fruit
bowl.
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Hold on, I have another call.
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Tony Child.
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Tony, I think I'm pregnant.
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Who is this?
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It's Joan.
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Joan Clayton, pregnant.
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Look,
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you're playing on my business line. Who
is this?
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You are not pregnant.
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How can you be so sure?
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Because people who get pregnant usually
have sex first.
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I've had sex.
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Do you remember Marcus?
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Ooh, yeah, big girly hips, Marcus.
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Sorry, but please tell me you used a
condom, right?
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Yes.
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Yes, I did, but they are only 87 .3 %
effective.
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And he put it on, so I can't even be
sure that he pinched the tip, which
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me down to about a 50 -50.
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Joan, step away from the ledge and
listen.
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You just came off of a big case, right?
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Yeah. Then, honey, you're probably late
because of stress.
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You're right.
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It's stress.
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The same stress that is the number one
cause of heart attacks and strokes.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm going to have a heart attack.
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Or a stroke.
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But at least you're not pregnant.
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said, if the hand causes you to sin, cut
it off. I'm just... Okay.
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Okay. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. I will go to counseling.
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No, not with Reverend Hoskins. Mama,
everybody knows he cheated on his wife.
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I gotta go.
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I gotta go. She's back in the bathroom.
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The bathroom. Bye.
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So, that's the sixth time you've gone to
the bathroom this morning.
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Why are you keeping track of that?
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What's the... It's a little game I play
to relieve the tedium.
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No offense, Maya, but you smell like
gasoline.
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Jones, this is my Ghana jasmine oil I
get for my incense man.
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Well, it's definitely high octane, so do
you think you could stand upwind?
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What's going on with you? I mean, you're
hypersensitive to smells. You're peeing
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every five minutes. I'm stressed, Maya.
Just drop it. And you're irritable.
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I think you were pregnant if it weren't
for the fact that you haven't had sex
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since...
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Ben Jarrell, okay? Settle your stomach.
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Maya, I can't be pregnant.
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I can't have this baby now.
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Joan, why don't you say what it is,
okay? You don't want to have this baby
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You're right.
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I don't.
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I mean, I don't even have a man in my
life. I'm trying to make partner, and I
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haven't even seen Venice yet.
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Venice is nothing but a bunch of freaks
on rollerblades juggling bowling balls.
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Whatever. Look, girl, I was 17 when I
had Jabari, okay? My life wasn't even
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-tenth as together as yours.
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I mean, of course, I had a man, and my
mom was right there to help, and there
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was no career I was sacrificing, so I,
um... I'm sorry, where was I going with
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this?
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Back to your desk, because you're not
helping.
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Look...
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thing, Joan, is that you can have the
baby and still fulfill your dreams.
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just have to defer them till the baby's
out of college.
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But believe me, you'll never regret it.
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Um, excuse me.
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Joan, I don't mean to interrupt your
little coffee class, but you were
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to be on a phone call with me 15 minutes
ago.
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I'm sorry.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to
pretend to be both of us?
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Bitch hair.
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You think you can cover it for me,
William? Because I may need to go home.
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Um, Joan's feeling a little queasy this
morning, William.
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Oh. Well, don't worry, Joan.
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You're probably just pregnant.
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Pregnant?
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That's a laugh, right, Maya?
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Oh.
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It's a good thing I have small feet.
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Because I think I just put both of them
in my mouth.
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Hey, William.
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Hey, Tony.
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Muffy.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Hey.
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Well, what are you guys doing here?
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Honey, you said you were late.
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You didn't say you were having all these
symptoms.
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How did you know?
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I called them. I'm only one person,
Joan.
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I can't man the phone.
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He'll take your briefs and handle your
crises. Damn.
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Poor Joanie.
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Girl, you must be living under a bad
moon. I have sex all the time. All I get
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rug burn.
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You do it twice and you end up preggers.
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Okay, wait a minute.
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You said I was stressed, not pregnant.
What, were you lying to me?
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Telling me what you thought I wanted to
hear? Well, tell me again. And say it
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like you mean it.
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Oh, God.
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I feel nauseous.
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Me too. It's a busy plaid. It's giving
me vertigo as well. Go back up, Lynn.
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Joan, look at yourself.
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You're either making yourself sick
worrying about this or you really are
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pregnant. Let's just go get a test and
find out.
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No, no, no. No, no, no. No test. Look at
me. I'm fine.
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I feel great.
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Ready for Tybo class. Look.
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Ow, ow. See?
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My breasts are tender. That's because my
period's coming.
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vote is that we just take a wait -and
-see position. What position are we
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waiting to see? The top of the baby's
head?
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Okay.
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Oh,
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here they are.
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Uh -uh. That is a little cup. Too
complicated. It's easier to peel than
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You guys, can we leave?
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Feels like everyone's staring at me.
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Oh, but honey, they're not.
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They're staring at Lynn. They think
she's Blair from The Facts of Life.
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You guys, I can't be pregnant.
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I have a plan.
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And it is a great plan.
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It first comes love, then comes
marriage, then comes Joan with the baby
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Not first comes baby. It doesn't even
rhyme with anything. It gets stupid.
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Plus, maybe rhymes with baby, Joan. Oh,
shut up.
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Hey, take it down a thousand.
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You know what, Joan? Go to the car.
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Joe, don't touch any of the buttons. Go.
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Yes, please go. Go.
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Oh, that child could work a nerve.
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I don't know about you guys, but I am
not looking forward to nine months of
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that. Oh, this looks like a good one.
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for 13 bucks.
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Ooh, plus you get two free movie
tickets. Score.
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Joan's going to be too busy raising
children to be going to the movies.
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I don't have to know about the tickets.
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Guys, what if she's really pregnant?
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I mean, that could change all of our
lives.
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We could be aunties.
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Guys, we've got to be there for Joan.
You've seen her. She's going to need us.
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Yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, I'll
get the prenatal vitamins and the
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pickles.
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I'll get the cocoa butter for the
stretch marks.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, and I'll get those big
-ass panties she's gonna need.
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with the toilet tissue.
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Okay.
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I'm scared.
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Whatever it is, you'll be okay. You want
me to look?
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Please.
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Well?
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Congratulations?
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Congratulations?
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That's great.
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I'm not pregnant.
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Okay. I guess what I was looking for was
the opposite of congratulations.
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Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, honey, Joan.
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Suck it up. Suck it up. Okay.
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So it isn't exactly the way you planned.
So what?
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Okay. You're pregnant.
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Mm -hmm. And, honey, you will deal with
it.
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But I can't be a mother.
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I'm still a daughter.
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Oh, God.
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Joan, you can be anything you want to
be.
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No, I can't. Can I be a...
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Look at what trouble you got in being a
loveseat.
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You see, I was actually raised white,
and I didn't embrace my black side until
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was in college.
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And now I'm just trying to introduce my
white side to my black side.
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Like, what's up, girl?
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I'm fine.
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Okay, well, why did it take you until
college to embrace your black side?
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Because I grew up around nothing but
white people.
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But there had to be at least one black
person around you somewhere. I mean,
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necrosity didn't just drop from the sky.
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Okay, my biological father's black, but
I was adopted by white parents.
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You didn't even have a black radio
station to help you along?
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I'm from Seattle, and let me tell you
something. That white music has this
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insidious quality that just gnaws at you
and breaks you down.
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I'm going to tell you my little white
secret, okay?
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All right.
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I love... me, Samba Jovi.
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No! Yes.
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Hey, Joan is sleeping.
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No. No, I'm up.
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Oh, shoot.
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Here goes my complete and entire
pregnancy plan.
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Honey, you know you have options, right?
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Well, you know abortion's not one of
them.
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Okay, Maya, we know that you're a
mother.
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We know... how you feel, but the fact of
the matter is that this is Joan's
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choice. You know, there's always
adoption.
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Well, Joan, if you choose adoption,
baby, please make sure there's some
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people involved, okay?
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I mean, you don't want your child to end
up like... No offense, Lynn, but you're
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going through some things.
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Look, you guys, I want to have the baby.
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I mean, obviously this wasn't a part of
my plan, but...
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there's a bigger plan at work here, and
I think it's time that I came up with a
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new plan.
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One that includes a baby.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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But, girl, this is gonna be so much fun.
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Ooh, and I get to dress your baby just
like me.
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See, Joan?
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I told you it was gonna be all right.
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You got friends, you got family, and you
got more than enough money for a nanny.
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Um, Lynn, Can you get that?
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Okay, I'll get it this time. Remember,
I'm the nanny, not the maid.
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Hey, William.
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Hey, Lynn.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey, William.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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I would have called earlier, but what I
need to say, I need to say in person.
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And about what happened today at the
office, I ran out on you when you
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needed support.
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I mean, unless I'm missing something,
you do need support, right?
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William, if that's your subtle way of
asking if I'm pregnant, the answer is
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I'm pregnant.
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Wow.
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Well, like I said, I'm here to support
you, so hang in there, slugger.
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Do you know who the father is?
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Oh, you know me.
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Never look at their faces as long as
they put the money on the nightstand.
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Of course I know where the father is,
William. I meant, was he involved?
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Not as yet.
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No. Well, if your baby needs a father
figure, you can count on me.
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I always figured I'd make a good dad.
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Since I don't have anybody in my life
and I care about you and all, I got
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this for the baby.
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That is so sweet.
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He wants to be her baby daddy.
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I am so blessed to have friends like
you. This baby is going to be so loved.
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Look out. Godmother coming through.
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Godmother coming through.
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Joan, you know what, honey?
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If you have a girl, you can name her
Tony.
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And if you have a boy, you can name him
Tony, too.
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I should name the baby after all of you
guys.
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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Oh, let's see. The baby's name would be
Willitoma.
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Willitoma.
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That is so beautiful.
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Willitoma?
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If I'm not mistaken, I think my Nana had
one of those removed from her left
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foot.
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shopping. Hold on. Excuse me.
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Which one of these condoms has a strong
sperm size?
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Thank you.
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Tony, you're buying condoms?
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Oh, yeah, girl. You put the fear of God
in me.
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So what's up?
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Oh, honey, are you having a craving?
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They have good ice cream here.
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Tony, there is no baby.
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Joan, I thought we've already worked our
way through denial.
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No, I went and saw Dr. Kent today.
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She said I'm not pregnant.
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But that's good news, right?
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Yeah.
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Of course it is.
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I still have these prenatal vitamins.
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They're still vitamins, right?
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Of course they are. Hey, and I read
somewhere they give you big boobs.
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One at a time, Joan.
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One at a time.
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Way too complex a woman to be defined by
these simple categories.
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I'm Lynn and not my skin.
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Get used to it.
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Well, I hate to break it to you, Miss
Complex Woman, but in America, you
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Joan!
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Look what I found in a shallow hole
behind your garage.
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I think it's our MTV video.
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What? She gave me money.
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