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Oh, my God.
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Huh?
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Hello?
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Tony, you're on the front page of the
newspaper.
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Really? Yes.
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How do I look?
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Very jungle feverish, hanging on the arm
of city councilman Jim Borden.
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Isn't he cute? That's my little white
boy.
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Doesn't he look like Brad Pitt?
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No, he looks nothing like Brad Pitt.
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Brad Pitt, John Malkovich, they all look
alike to me.
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Tim Borden for mayor.
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Tim Borden for mayor.
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Oh, Tim Borden for mayor. You guys put
these on.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Why aren't you wearing one?
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Hello, Silk.
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Hello, Republican.
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Hello, radical extremist.
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Guys, you gotta help my man get into the
mayor's office.
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Yeah, what's his platform, Tony? I don't
know. Something about education, but
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I'm pretty sure he's for it.
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You know, girl, I was surprised when I
heard you were dating Cal Smith Borden.
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Why? Because he's white?
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You've dated white men before. Yeah, but
you never dated a broke man before.
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Politicians don't make any money unless
they're crooked.
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But they have power, Maya. They control
zoning and I fill real estate.
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Let's call you Scratch My Back.
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I get rich.
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That's real cute.
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Well, I like to call it boning for
zoning.
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Look, y 'all got errands to run. I will
see you when you're back at the office.
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Bye.
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You guys, I need to talk to you about
Maya.
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It's serious.
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This morning at the airport when I was
on my way back from that business
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Wait a minute.
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You went on a business trip?
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No wonder I went hungry last night.
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Anyway, I thought it would be nice if I
stopped in to say hi to Darnell.
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Who's Darnell?
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Maya's husband. Tony, you have met him
five or six times. He's a baggage
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handler. Oh, and I guess next you're
going to expect me to remember the name
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the valet who parked my car.
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That's his face.
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And he's not just a valet. He used to be
an optometrist. Anyway,
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I walked in on Darnell and he was having
lunch with some woman.
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It was really weird.
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Yeah, that is weird. Why would he be
having lunch in the morning?
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I don't know. Maybe it was breakfast.
The point is, I walked in on him and she
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was feeding him.
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A strawberry.
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A strawberry.
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Yeah, he's cheating on her.
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Well, I mean, he must be doing
something. When I walked in, Darnell was
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too friendly and chatty, and she
disappeared a little too quickly.
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They acted like they were caught.
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Joan, you're building a case on a chatty
baggage handler, a shy woman, and a
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piece of fruit.
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If you want a conviction here, you're
going to have to plant a weapon or a
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or something.
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No.
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And you've got to realize that women
have a certain gut instinct about these
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matters. It's something nature gave us
as a defense in case we run into a dog.
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Now, that argument is irrelevant and
admissible and kind of stupid.
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The question is, what do I say to Maya?
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About what?
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You don't know anything.
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I could just tell her that I had a gut
feeling and she could...
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draw her own conclusions.
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Why don't you tell her you got hit on
the head, regressed into a former life
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where you met a mystic who told you that
one day in the future you'd meet a man
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named Darnell who would cheat on his
wife?
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You know, you joke, but crap like that
happens.
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And then?
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It's my bedroom.
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Wow.
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Got milk?
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Now I do.
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Yeah, you sure do.
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Oh.
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Oh, am I going too fast?
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No, no, no, no. I just got a little neck
cramp.
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Maybe I can make it all better.
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Whoa.
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I'm sorry.
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Please, sit down.
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Look, before we go any further, there's
something that you should know.
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Oh, my God.
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It's your first time, isn't it?
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That is so cute.
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No, but before you find out on your own,
I have a weave.
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You have no idea what I'm talking about,
do you?
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Well, I think I, uh... No.
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All this hair isn't mine, but
technically it is because I bought it.
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But my real hair is short and the other
hair is sewn into it so that I can have
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long hair.
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Wow.
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If you have an issue with this, you can
walk out of the door right now.
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Tony, why would I leave?
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You're beautiful.
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I don't care about your weavy thing.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, because in the moment of
passion, I mean, you can't go yanking on
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Yeah, so I can't touch the hair. I can
live with that.
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As long as I can touch everything else.
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Well, me first.
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Are you sure you're not black?
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Maya, I need your advice about
something.
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If you had some information about a
friend.
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Oh, friend. Who's a friend?
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Maya, the name's not important.
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What's important is if you knew
something that you thought might hurt
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friend, if you knew, but you weren't
absolutely sure what you knew, would you
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tell them what you know?
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You know?
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No. I don't know, Joan. It's kind of
hard for me to focus without a name.
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you forget the name?
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The first rule of journalism is who,
what, when, where, and why.
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I'm just trying to get a who. It doesn't
matter who.
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It's Tony, huh?
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No, Maya, it's not Tony. This is a
hypothetical question.
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Okay. So it's Maya, right?
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Maya, no.
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Oh, my God.
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Girl, it's about me and it.
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No, no, no, no. No, it's... It's
William.
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Girl, okay. Oh, my goodness. Now we are
getting somewhere.
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Okay, tell me, tell me, tell me. Oh,
he's gay, isn't he?
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No.
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Uh, see, William has this girlfriend,
uh, Danielle.
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William Dent has a girlfriend?
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How long have they been together? Seven
days.
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And, you see, I think I saw her cheating
on him at the air show.
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Okay, well, Jodi, if you're not sure
about what you saw, you should just keep
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your mouth shut.
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Thank you, Maya. That is very, very
helpful.
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Now I know what to do. I'm going to keep
my mouth shut. Good, because it looks
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like you're going to need my help with a
bigger personal problem.
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What? Girl, you went to an air show.
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Man, I'm frustrated with this case.
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Oh, don't worry about it, William. The
Logan deposition can't go on forever.
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You okay, William?
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Yeah. Just having a bad day, Maya. Yeah,
I know. I know.
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Oh, the time. The effort.
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Where's the appreciation?
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Is it so hard to return a phone call?
Just dump her, William.
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She doesn't deserve you. You're a good
man. Cut loose. Cut who loose? Danielle.
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Who's Danielle?
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That's right, baby.
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Who is Danielle?
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She ain't nobody. Forget her.
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I'm confused.
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which is a perfectly normal reaction to
a breakup. You just need to pray about
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it. And I'm here if you need a shoulder
to cry on.
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Joan told me she saw that heifer
cheating on you. Some what air show?
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Oh, well, Joan, Joan witnessed that,
right? My ex -girlfriend, Danielle.
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You know, that caught me by surprise
because she was so into me. What, me
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the best lover she's ever had and all?
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Wait a minute.
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There is no Danielle, is there?
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Not anymore, didn't you hear?
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Heifer was cheating on me.
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All right, William, what's going on
here?
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Nothing, gotta go.
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It's about me, isn't it? Can't you tell
when a heartbroken man wants to be
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alone? Could you ease up a little on the
Hugo boss?
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Somebody better start talking. All
right, Maya, all right, all right.
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Maya, what's going on?
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Joan, could you please come clean with
Maya?
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I've got a summary judgment to give in
15 minutes.
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Tend to frown when you show up with a
small, angry black woman attached to
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Joan, I know there's no Danielle.
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If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go warm
up my travel iron.
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What's going on, Joan?
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Okay, Maya.
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It's about Darnell.
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I saw him with another woman.
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was sitting next to this woman and that
means he was cheating on me she was
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feeding him maya a strawberry look i
don't know maybe that's something that
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do in baggage handler world but i don't
go around feeding my co -workers fruit
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do you how close were they sitting close
enough i don't know look i saw
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something and it was kind of strange and
i thought you'd want to know it was
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just a feeling and a story oh right
feeling huh What about your feeling that
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Lynn was only going to be in your house
for a week and the feeling that you'd be
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married by the time you're 27 and that,
oh, no one would ever spend $99 for a
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kid's scooter.
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Was all that a feeling too, Joan? I'm
sorry I said anything.
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No, girl, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I know you're just trying to
have my back, okay? But I know my
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husband. I know Darnell, and he would
never, ever cheat on me, okay?
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If he could find someone better than all
this, then he needs to go hell. I'll
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even pack him a lunch.
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Well, I admire your confidence.
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When you put it on him like I do, he has
no energy to see another woman.
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What are you doing?
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I'm just looking at your hair.
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You know, from a distance, you'd never
know that it was sewn in.
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It's so intricate, like macrame.
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Tim, it is 2 o 'clock in the morning.
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It looks so real.
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It should. It's human hair. I paid $700
for it. No.
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Where do you get human hair?
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From some Korean lady on Crenshaw.
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Really? Where does she get it?
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From some Korean's head in Korea, I
guess.
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I knew they were having food shortages
in North Korea. I had no idea they were
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harvesting human hair.
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Honey, we will tackle international
issues when you run for president.
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But right now, you're just running for
mayor.
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I love your confidence in me.
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What about this little curl? Is that
part of the weave?
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Get out of my kitchen.
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Your kitchen?
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Look, I am tired, okay? Tomorrow I will
explain all about naps and bitty beads.
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Oh, hey, baby. I thought you'd be asleep
by now.
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Hey, I... I couldn't sleep, Darnell.
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I was feeling a little, um...
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Oh, no, baby. I'm dog tired. I just want
to take a shower and crash.
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Well, then I will come in and make sure
you get clean all over.
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I got a new loofah.
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No, that's okay, baby. I just want to
make it a quick one.
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Well, why you got to take a shower right
now?
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Because I'm funky.
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And that's what funky people do.
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Okay, well, tell me.
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Are you work funky or cheating on me
funky?
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What? Tell me the truth, Darnell.
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You cheating on me?
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Maya.
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Oh, I know.
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Are you on your period?
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No, I'm still on my question.
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Are you cheating on me?
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Joan was at the airport this morning and
said she saw you with some woman.
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Well, if she would have been there all
day, she would have seen me with plenty
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of women.
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Wait, that didn't come out right.
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You know what?
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I've been working all day, and I'm
tired, and I really, really don't need
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Oh, really? Who was he, Darnell?
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Cecily.
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Cecily? Okay, but Joan was saying that
you two were acting all guilty.
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Oh, so that's it? Your girl fills your
head with some silly idea, and you
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believe her and not me? Why don't you
just admit it, Darnell? Admit what?
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After everything we've been through
together, have I ever, ever given you a
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reason to doubt me, Maya?
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No, but I... There's no buts.
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You've already convinced yourself that I
can't be trusted.
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So you believe what you want.
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Where are you going?
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Sleep on the sofa until I cool off.
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Or you come to your senses.
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Joe, I've been thinking about that
Danielle story you concocted.
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And it suddenly hits me.
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You're Danielle.
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What? It makes perfect sense.
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You know, you've harbored a secret
longing for me since the day you laid
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my stylishly retro medium -sized afro.
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You've been afraid to act on these
feelings.
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And so you've invented Danielle.
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Your alter ego.
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A woman unafraid to give herself over to
her emotions and to her man.
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Damn you, William.
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I can no longer maintain the charade.
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I am Danielle.
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Take me.
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Take me now.
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Yeah, well, I would, but you cheated on
me, you callous tart.
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Hey. Joan, I'm here. I'm here. Sorry I'm
late. I just, I didn't get any sleep
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last night. What happened?
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I confronted Darnell.
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You confronted him? Mm -hmm. But I
thought you didn't believe me. I didn't,
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I had a long ride home on the one hand.
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He worked late, I wore my sexy lingerie,
and, girl, I just... I messed up.
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You messed up?
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He's the one that was eating the
strawberry? No, he didn't cheat on me.
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made all these wild accusations, and now
he thinks I don't trust him? You know,
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I've never seen him so angry.
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Girl, let's pray.
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Let's pray that he doesn't leave me.
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So he was able to explain the strawberry
and everything? We didn't even get to
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that part. He was just so upset I'd even
accuse him.
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He's the one who cheated and now he's
making her feel like the guilty one?
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He flipped the script on her. Oh, God.
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I've done my part. Now you do the rest.
Oh, and God. Hey, Joan. While I have
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you. Joan!
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Huh?
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Huh? Oh, where were you?
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Praying, Maya.
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Just praying.
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Oh.
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You're such a good friend.
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Okay, so listen, Joan.
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Tomorrow I moved your 2 o 'clock to 3,
your 3 o 'clock to 5, and your 5 o
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to 10. Why?
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Because during that hour when I
misplaced your day plan, I panicked.
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Come in.
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Hey, you ready to go? Yeah. Let's get my
things right back.
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Uh, Joan, can I talk to you for a
minute?
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Sure.
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Look, um, not that I owe you anything,
but I love my wife, and I've got nothing
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to hide.
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So whatever you think you saw, you
didn't. Hey, baby, we've got to get to
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One minute.
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Cecily is a flight attendant and a
friend of mine. We started working for
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airline at the same time.
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She's cool people, and sometimes we have
lunch together.
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And that's it.
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Okay. You don't need to explain yourself
to me. I'm sorry I said anything.
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I'm just a girl who thought she was
looking out for her girl. Yeah, well,
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is my woman, and I'm looking out for
her. So don't you worry about it.
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Of course.
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Because you didn't do anything. I mean,
I'd just come off of a long flight, and
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it could have been the food or the baby
crying next to me or the John Travolta
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movie. I mean, maybe that gut feeling I
had was just some...
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Lingering air sickness or, you know,
whatever it was. I'm sorry I said
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I was shutting up.
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Okay, so this is over.
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You ready to go home?
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Yeah. I'll be downstairs in a minute. I
just have to finish up a few things with
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John. Okay.
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Wow.
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Darnell must really hate me now, huh?
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Mm -hmm.
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Probably. But the important thing is,
everything is fine between you guys.
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Uh -uh.
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I don't believe him.
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Wait a minute.
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Maya, what are you talking about? I'm
the one who didn't believe him, but now
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do, so everything should be fine, right?
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What is that, your gut again?
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Well, yeah.
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Let's say that's the problem.
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You have a single woman's gut. I have a
married woman's gut.
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Darnell is a simple guy, Jonah. He's
never felt the need to explain himself
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before. And the fact that he felt
compelled to come in here and state his
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makes me think he's feeling guilty about
something.
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Now, I don't know what happened. I don't
know how far it went. But I'll tell you
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one thing.
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It's not going any further.
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You've got to learn to keep your mouth
shut.
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to bring together all of the diverse
elements of Los Angeles.
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Now, if I may, I'd like to take a moment
to acknowledge this beautiful woman by
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my side.
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We've only been dating a short time, but
already she's had quite an impact on me
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and how I view the city that I love, Los
Angeles.
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She's the embodiment of what this city
is all about, diversity.
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She's dating a white man, me.
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And I've just recently discovered that
her hair is a weave.
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Her own African -American hair is
enhanced with strands of Korean hair.
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Her hair is a metaphor for what this
city can become.
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Opposing cultures, supporting each
other.
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weaving together to create something
beautiful.
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Miss! Miss!
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Yeah, you with the weave.
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What's your name? We didn't catch your
name.
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My name?
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My... Joan!
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