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Is anybody there?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Security, this is Joan Clayton. I'm on
the 27th floor. I'm alone, and I just
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heard something, and then all the hall
lights went out.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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The Lord is my shepherd.
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I shall not want.
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Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the
Lord my soul to keep.
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Threaten to make him pay rent. Always
scares me.
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Not enough to pay rent.
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Observe, I am paralyzed with fear.
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Otherwise, I would reach for my money.
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Joan, you've got to get into the mind of
the black man. It takes more than Jim
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and I praying to scare them.
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All right, fine.
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Hey, hey, David.
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What scares a black man?
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Bush.
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Janie.
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The Halloween party is this weekend, and
I need to come up with something,
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something brilliant, something
foolproof.
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Something painful.
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I just got another compliment on my
copter.
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I'm so glad I spent this extra five
bucks on the corsage.
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Oh, it's about time that I put my
master's degree until I called you to
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Yeah, well, you also got a master's in
African -American history, and the funny
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thing is, you've never gotten a job from
either of them.
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Joan, there is no job that could pay off
ten years of student loans. Oh.
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pajama party.
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Joan, I'm Black Man.
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Society's most underappreciated
superhero.
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Besides, Black Man doesn't sleep in
pajamas.
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He sleeps in the buff.
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All right, William, you've got to stop
scaring me.
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pulled over by the cops.
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For what?
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DWB. Driving while black.
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Oh, my. You're not suggesting you were
victims of racial profiling, are you?
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William, I'm not suggesting. I'm
testifying.
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You know, we're never going to move
ahead as a people until we get past this
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late 80s Al Sharpton victim mentality.
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Well, thank you, Super Tom.
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But if those cops weren't racist,
explain why they called Majabari a
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Maybe because he's dressed like a ghost.
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No, I'm not. I'm a napkin.
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That's right, baby.
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I knew people weren't going to get it
without the knife in the fork.
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Hey, Jabari, come give me a hug.
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Baby, explain to them how we got stopped
just minding our own business, just
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cranking the Harry Potter book on tape.
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Baby, don't make a big deal out of it,
okay?
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I'm so used to getting pulled over, I've
learned to drive with my hands behind
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my head.
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You don't mean to be talking about all
this in front of Jabari?
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They said I'm dumb.
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The man's out to get us.
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You know, he's getting more like his
daddy every day.
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It should make some little girl in
second grade very happy.
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Well,
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I guess I'm gonna go and hit the hors d
'oeuvre table.
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Although I'm sticking to the crudités.
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These tights show every little bulge.
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So, uh, Darnell, what are you dressed
as?
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I'm an airline baggage supervisor.
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But isn't that what you do?
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No, I'm an airline baggage handler.
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Ah.
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Hey,
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Tommy, Eric.
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Happy Halloween.
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Great costume.
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Oh, thanks. I'll either grab this out of
the closet or go buy something.
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Oh, well, it's very sexy in a
sacrilegious sort of way.
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Not as sexy as the one she's going to
wear later.
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I told you I would think about it.
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to wear? A dental floss?
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It's not what he wants me to wear. It's
what he wants me to do.
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He wants a threesome.
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I am going to give you the same answer
that I gave Lynn. No.
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Girl, this is not about you.
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The toit and the menage is a stuffed
animal.
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What? I don't know. Apparently he gets
turned on by rubbing on soft plushy
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things.
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ever asked you to do something like that
before? No, never.
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It's insane.
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That's what I think.
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Why does he need stuffed animals when
he's got me?
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Aren't these plushy enough?
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These put babies to sleep.
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Good. Then you're not going to go
through with it. Oh, I don't know. He is
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stockbroker with a yacht.
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There is definitely a plus column and a
minus column here, Joan.
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That is it. You need... an intervention.
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So, Laurie the harem girl. Yes.
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Can I offer you a stick -a -ma -hick -a
-ma?
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Thanks, Superman.
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No, actually, I'm Black Man.
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He's a little -known character from the
early 60s. I have all nine issues in
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mint condition.
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And I'm losing any chance I may have had
here, aren't I?
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Pretty much.
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But the way you fill out those types is
bringing me back.
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Really?
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Guess those extra squats have been
paying off.
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The freak wants her to get frisky with a
stuffed animal.
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So Eric's a plushie.
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I mean, it has a name.
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Are the people actually doing this?
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Yeah. Plush love.
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It's the newest fetish on the block.
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They have a website. They're lobbying
for discounts of Toys R Us.
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Okay, you know what? This is just wrong.
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I agree. Why should they get discounts?
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What, if more people?
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Release their stress through fetishes,
there'd be a lot less violence in the
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world. What about S &M? Isn't that
violent?
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Not when I do it.
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Okay.
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Do I need to define intervention?
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You're trying to discourage Tony here,
not give her new ideas.
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Okay, Joan, I know what you're up to.
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You've convinced that Lori girl to
seduce me as part of your revenge.
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Okay, first of all, I don't even know
Lori.
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And second of all, how is getting an
attractive woman to seduce you revenge?
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I don't know.
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She could be frigid. She could be
psychotic.
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Heck, Joan, that woman could be a
Democrat.
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Right, William. Why don't you just go
focus your energy on the many other
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trying to seduce you?
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Good point. Mm -hmm.
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Hello, Davis.
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Nice teeth.
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And hey, uh, don't bend over in that
thing or everybody might see Jurassic.
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As long as they don't see my woolly
mammoth.
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Anyway, so are the tortilla chips in the
bag?
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What? Is the mother bird in the nest?
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What? William, did he take the bait?
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Oh, yes.
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The fire burns bright at midnight. What?
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I don't know. You started it.
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Yes or no, Joan? I don't know. I'm
confused. There's so much going on at
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party.
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Hey. I want you to meet my date, Miss
South County.
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Hi, Joan Clayton. No, Debbie Ray Parker.
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I'm currently a senior majoring in
communications and poultry and help from
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Rancho Cucamonga, California.
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That's Spanish for Ranch of the
Cucamongas.
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Oh, that's a great pageant bid, Debbie.
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Oh, that's no bid, Joan. She is Miss
South County.
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They don't know.
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Does she know?
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Well, thank you for bringing me home
early.
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Gotta get back in the bottle before
Major Nelson gets upset.
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I had a really nice time tonight, Laura.
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Me too.
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Have lunch with me tomorrow.
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But don't you have to...
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Fight injustice and save the planet
tomorrow?
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In the morning.
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But I have to have this costume back by
noon. And after that, I am all yours.
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Better get inside.
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I've got to tell my mother I've got a
date with a superhero.
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I've got to tell my mom I have a date.
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Tony, I can't believe you're still
considering it.
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Joan, listen.
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Don't judge me, okay?
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I'm going to do it.
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The thing is, I don't know where his
bear has been.
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Can I borrow yours?
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Okay, Tony.
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We've shared a lot of things, but this
is where I draw the line.
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You are not going to be spooning with
Mr.
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Snuffles.
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Where am I going to find an all -night
toy store?
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Oh, oh, Davis, Davis.
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parts store in West Cabina. I'm so sorry
I can't be there.
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You cut that ribbon for all of us.
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Bye -bye.
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Thank you for having us, Joan.
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So is everything going according to
plan?
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No. I'm 29 and I'm not even married.
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I mean, Mr. Snuffles has a better chance
of getting some than I do.
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But then again, he's probably just
talking about William.
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Yes. He left here a while ago with Lori.
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Good, good.
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My part is all set up and ready to go.
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So from here on out, you're on your own.
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I'd love to stay on it with you, but you
know she is, Miss South County.
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You might want to remind her of that,
because when she looks in the mirror,
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know her little sash is going to be
backwards.
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Dent, I just dropped Lori off, and she
forgot to give me my cape back.
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What are you talking about?
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Lori passed away five years ago.
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Passed away?
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Well, that's not possible. I just
dropped her off a few minutes ago. You
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mother could say such a thing about her
own daughter?
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You don't believe me? See for yourself.
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She's a turd at Birkin's Mausoleum.
Okay, very funny, but could you please
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your dead daughter I need my cape back?
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What kind of deranged person plays a
joke like this on an old woman?
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Well, what kind of old woman plays a
joke like this on a horny superhero?
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All right, John.
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Nobody gives blue balls to black men and
gets away with it.
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Uh -huh.
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Okay.
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Thank you for all your help.
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Bye. Okay, so William's on his way to
the mausoleum. I gotta get over there
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the fireworks. Lynn, can you keep the
party going for me?
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Yeah, sure.
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Leave. Why should you stay? No one else
ever has.
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I'm working through my abandonment
issues.
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Okay, I'm coming with you.
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Darn it!
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Oh, Maya, Maya, Maya.
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Everything is finally falling into
place.
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I mean, my party's a success, all my
plush things are hidden away, and
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is exactly where I want him. I don't
want to change my plan now.
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Okay, come on, let's go. If William's
suspicious, I can help convince him.
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Joan, I took acting in high school.
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don't want anything to get in the way. I
mean, I've worked everything out to the
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smallest detail.
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What the hell is he doing here?
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William's not following my plan. What
kind of a plan is a plan if he's not
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following my plan?
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Okay, Joan, fun is fun, but I need my
cape back or else I'm out my $35
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So get Lori on the phone and tell her
the jig is up.
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Jig? First of all, I am not sure that
I'm comfortable with black people saying
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the word jig.
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And second of all, I don't know what jig
you're talking about.
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I know you're trying to scare me with
this lame prank, but it's late.
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I've just lost a date.
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These tights are riding up on me.
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William, why on earth would you ever
think Joan would be up to something so
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sinister?
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I wish I had an Oscar right now so I
could beat her over the head with it.
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Joan, if I have to go to that mausoleum
to get my cape back, you're coming with
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me. You are playing a fool.
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since I don't have an Oscar.
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If you think you can trick me into going
to a mausoleum at night on Halloween
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just so that you can scare me, you are
out of your mind. Oh, very good.
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The old double reverse psychology bluff
calling thingy.
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Well, we are all going, so come on.
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Um, John, John.
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When we get there, just let me do all of
the talking, okay? He's not buying your
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performance at all.
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Haven't we seen these already?
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I'm scared.
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You win. I want to go home.
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Well, look.
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It's my cape hanging from a crypt.
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And I wonder whose crypt this could be.
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Laurie McKelvey.
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1972 to 1995.
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for lunch tomorrow.
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William, stop that. Have a little
respect for the dead.
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Oh, and I wonder what's going to happen
next.
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Could it be your, I don't know, Laurie
coming out of the shadows and scary
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makeup?
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Oh, my.
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Oh, he's not buying it.
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Well, then can I just get my check?
Because I'm cold.
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All right, fine. William, I give up. You
win. I can't scare you.
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Good. I think it's about time you
recognized my fearlessness.
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Oh, Lori.
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You're an actress.
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Yes. I play the corpse on Law and Order.
I almost didn't take this gig because I
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was afraid of being typecast.
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You people mind telling me what you're
doing here?
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Officer, look, look, we don't, we don't,
we don't, we don't run out of trouble.
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We're just four innocent black people
just talking in the middle of the night
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a mausoleum. In fact, we was just...
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You know what? We were just leaving.
Leaving, Officer Friendly. Now, Joan,
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quite good.
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First you play out the bad plan. It
failed.
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I let my guard down, then boom.
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Enter the phony cop.
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Well, you know what? I am tired. I'm
going home to sort out my candy.
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Excuse me, boys.
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You'll leave when I say you can leave.
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Hey!
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Dude,
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I am not wearing a cup.
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Joan, you want to...
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isn't a joke.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, y 'all, leave him
alone. He didn't do nothing but be
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Oh, my God.
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He's a real handcuff.
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Ow! Well, she's right. I didn't do
anything.
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I can't believe I'm a victim of racial
profiling.
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Does anybody else here think like that?
No. I don't.
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Look,
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officer, sir, I'm sure you're handling
this in accordance with the LAPD of...
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Rampart division policy.
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But I am a lawyer, and I want to be out
of his handcuffs right now.
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I tell you what, we might let you off
under one condition.
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Just name it. I'll do it. Anything.
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Look that woman straight in the eye, and
you tell her, she got you.
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That was a lot of fun. See you later,
John. Bye, guys.
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You all come on. We got a 352 on
Crenshaw.
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What's a 352?
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That's the address of the new Krispy
Kreme.
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Giving out free glaze till midnight.
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Look, hey, is somebody going to let me
out of these handcuffs?
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William?
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Yvonne.
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Oh, you remember my name.
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But I guess you conveniently forgot my
phone number.
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You know this guy?
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Yeah. You remember that guy I met on the
Internet?
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We went out on that one date at that
Saditi restaurant, and he ran out on me.
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She really is crazy.
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You told her I was crazy? I didn't say
you were crazy. I said I was crazy to
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have lost your number.
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See, now you're playing with my
emotions.
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Hey, Bonnie, you need to be alone with
this guy or what? Just give me five
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minutes. I need to release some stress.
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Um, Joan?
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Joan, you win!
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You win, Joan! Help me!
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Help Joan! I will never scare you again.
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William, the police...
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They were payback for this year, but
Yvonne, she's for last year. Trick or
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treat, smell my feet, give me something
good to eat.
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No!
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No!
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No!
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Hey,
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Tony.
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What are you doing here? I thought you
went home with Flushie.
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Joan, I want you to know I dumped Eric.
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I decided I do not want any part of that
lifestyle.
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I knew I didn't have to worry about you.
335
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:39,090
You see, you skirt on the edge, but you
never really go over, do you?
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Oh, um, I do have a little confession,
though.
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You talk with your snuffle? I think he's
okay.
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But there was ten minutes that I went to
the bathroom and the bear didn't have a
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chaperone.
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