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So, did you have a good time?
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Good time?
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It was just a shower.
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No need to get defensive.
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Everybody does it.
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Does what?
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Spend quality time with their shower
massage.
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That work?
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Come on, Joan.
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What do you think the pulsate setting is
for?
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I'll be right back.
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I think I missed a spot.
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Joan, Maya, you gotta help me.
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My date's gonna be here any minute. I
had garlic chicken for lunch and I'm
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of concerned about my breath. Can I
breathe on you?
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Let me think about that. No.
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Maya, how about you? You breathe on me,
it'll be your last breath.
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Please. You know, my mama lets me
breathe on her all the time.
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Hey, darling.
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It's a zoo in here. Yeah, a petting zoo.
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Full of college seniors and junior
execs.
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You guys, I came to the status
realization today.
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I haven't had sex in a year. Ooh.
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Damn, girl, you sure you're still open
for business? I mean, you know what
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happens when you don't wear earrings.
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Maria. What?
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Don't make it sound worse than it
already is.
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Joni, you took four showers last night.
It doesn't get any worse than that.
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You know that I don't have sex with
anyone unless I have been in a
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for at least three months.
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Look, girl, that rule was cute in high
school.
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But we're not doing it in the backseat
of cars anymore.
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We're doing it to get cars.
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Oh, Tony, Tony. In the words of the
seven dwarves, ha -ho, ha -ho.
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Words to live by from the teenage
mother.
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No, uh -uh, uh -uh, okay. Sex is
freedom. I mean, it's the ultimate
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manifestation of our humanity. And it's
a beautiful connection between two
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people. Pretty mind -blowing between
four.
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an ex -boyfriend.
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Do you know how desperate that would
make me look?
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Something like this, I imagine.
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And how are you ladies doing this
evening?
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It is about time you came over and said
hello, Davis. You've been making every
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lady in this room. I thought we were
your favorites.
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Tony, please, I do not make enough money
for you.
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So don't even pretend you're jealous.
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Oh, but she is. Hi, I'm Aya.
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Do you have a suggestion box up in this
establishment?
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Why don't you just tell me what's on
your mind? I'd much rather speak to the
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owner. Oh, you're looking at him.
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Oh, good for you. You know, hi to the
people, my brother.
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Now lower your damn prices.
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That is why I came up with Happy Hour.
Well, it ain't very happy up in here
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is it? Keep lowering them until you see
a smile on my face.
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And how about you, Lynn?
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Any complaints?
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Well, no, that depends.
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Are you still exploiting those illegal
aliens in the kitchen?
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You're awfully quiet tonight, Joan.
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I said hi.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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You sure?
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Yeah. Why?
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Don't I look fine?
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Well, you always look fine.
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Okay, now I am jealous.
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Tony, all my money's tied up in this
restaurant.
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Well, then could you move along?
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because you're blocking everyone's view
of me.
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I'm just waiting on a smile from Miss
Joan here.
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There it is.
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You ladies enjoy your evening.
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Ooh, and how are you ladies doing this
evening?
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No wonder you haven't had sex in over a
year. You can't tell when a man is
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flirting with you.
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Oh, Davis is a tease.
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It's part of the dance when a woman does
it. It's just ugly in a man.
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Okay, if it's not an ex, and not
financially challenge Davis, who's it
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be? Huh?
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Spin the wheel, girl. I don't have all
night.
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How about a one -night stand?
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I mean, anonymous sex is right up there
with... Prostitution.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. I am
not going to lay down underneath them,
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I don't even know.
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There's always on top.
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One of those Vietnamese swings?
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me to have a one -night stand?
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Joan, do you really want to be sitting
here a year from now having the same
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conversation? Okay, would you guys lay
off Joan?
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All right? I mean, she wants sex to be
meaningful.
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And as a married woman, I can appreciate
that, you know?
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However, if you must get your freak on,
use Ebony Sleek condoms.
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They come in four shades of black.
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You still use condoms? Oh, yeah. I'm
most nice to Mia Darnell, play Power
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Forward, and the Laker girl.
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Got to keep it fresh.
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Okay, wait. The day I go for it, and I
break my rule, and his performance, you
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know, falls a little short.
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What are you worried about?
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You know brothers are packing.
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Please, don't tell me you're going to
buy into the myth of the black male
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Built a religion around it.
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Okay, I'll give you this much. If a
brother's holding himself, General Lee's
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packing. Girl, you ain't never lie,
because Darnell is always on in his.
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It's been argued that the black man
holds himself because he feels it gives
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a sense of power.
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No, I'm just a brother trying to keep
his balance.
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I gave up smoking. I have to do
something with my hands.
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You had a pocket full of gold.
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You'd touch it once in a while, too.
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So, are you gonna get you some or what?
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Mm -mm.
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It's just not my style.
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Ooh, but that Armani suit is my style.
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Things are looking tough on my purse.
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Could you hold my backpack?
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I gotta go bum more drinks, because I'm
still capable of deductive reasoning,
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and it's gotta be stopped.
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You know which home?
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Call my purse, too. I think I'm going to
call my husband. See if he wants to
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come down here and play strangers at the
bar.
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Thank you.
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That would be so sweet.
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I'll take two Long Island iced teas, six
lemons and an equal. Thank you.
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I lost that Armani to some 18 -year -old
with a fake ID. I'll be damned if I
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lose a Hugo Boss to some married woman.
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Tony, don't hate me because I'm
beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Oh, good.
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She did tell you she's married.
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I'm married, and I did.
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Ooh, I'm going to tell your husband.
Ooh, he's not going to care because I
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this second drink for him, okay?
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My work here is done.
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On purse watch, huh?
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Yeah.
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you had a date.
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Yeah, well, I thought I did, too.
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What's wrong with us?
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I mean, here I am holding my girls'
purses while they have fun and you're
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getting stood up.
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William, you're pathetic.
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Joan, don't ever be a suicide counselor.
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No, really.
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What is wrong with me?
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Why can't I be more like my girls and
just pick up a man and have my way with
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him? Because, like me, Joan, you're
looking for something deeper.
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Something with a future.
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Yeah.
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Then again, we are humans.
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Physical needs.
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Oh, yeah.
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How about a sex pact?
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If you don't have anybody in six months,
and I'm not seriously involved, then
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I'll do you.
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What are you doing?
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Seeing what I look like at my lowest.
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one night of unbridled passion?
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Sweaty?
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Relentless? Animalistic?
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Hell, Joan, if you're any good, I'll
pencil you in twice a week.
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That's it.
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I'm gonna do it.
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Sweet. I knew you couldn't resist me.
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William, I have two words for you.
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Escort serveth.
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Who do you think stood me up?
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Hi, I'm William Dent. Honey, I don't
want you. I want your table.
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And the chase is on.
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Maya, you've got a man.
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You hold the damn purses.
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Where are you going?
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To knock some boots.
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Joan,
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you need something?
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Yes, you, to take me home.
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Okay, Joan, that was so smooth.
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You haven't lost your touch. He finds
you irresistible.
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Can't you get one of your friends to
take you home? I'm kind of running a
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restaurant here.
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They want to stay, and I've been
drinking way too much. And in
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The proprietor of a drinking
establishment is legally responsible
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inebriated patron leave said
establishment and careen into a tree.
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Okay, I'll call you a cab.
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I'm in no condition to get into a cab.
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Okay, I'll take you home, all right?
Okay.
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Okay, Joan, it would really help if you
moved your feet. Oh, yeah, right. Sorry.
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Thank you so much for seeing me safely
home and walking me to the door. My
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steps are a little tricky.
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There's only one step.
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That's what makes them a little tricky.
I keep thinking there's going to be
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more.
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That's a nice place.
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Thank you.
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Still renovating. It's a craftsman.
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Built in 1913. That's the year my
grandmother was born. I love my
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Do you want to sleep with me, no strings
attached?
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Joan, I'm engaged.
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Oh.
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How nice for you.
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I think I'm going to be sick.
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Okay, now she's a cow. How'd she get a
drink?
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Well, let's face it, Tony. You're not
the youngest woman in the bar anymore.
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Don't say that.
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Hey, take these Darnells out there
blowing the horn.
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That'll give the place class.
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Bounce.
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Where's Joan?
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Oh, she didn't tell you? She went to go
get her son.
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Our Joan.
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Five -seven, curly hair, three -month
rule, Joan.
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Oh, my God. I can't believe she listened
to us.
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Worrying now, huh? Now that you two done
booked her a suite in the Hoochie
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Hotel.
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Oh, shut up.
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You're the one who plays those kinky sex
games.
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With my husband, Tony, which is
something you will never have, spreading
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yourself so thin like you do.
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Will you take me home?
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I gotta pee, you know, and I wanna
squat.
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Fine. This place is dry.
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Excuse me.
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I've had my own all night.
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May I buy you a drink?
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Men's Warehouse.
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Well,
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okay.
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Oh,
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you can't drink, remember? I mean,
you're on heavy antibiotics.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Are you sick? No, no, no. She's getting
much better. Did you finish notifying
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all your sexual partners?
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Now my work here is done.
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Woo -hoo.
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Good as new.
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And your suit?
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It's still in critical condition.
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Davis, I am really sorry.
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How many levels? Don't even worry about
it.
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Don't you worry, I will.
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Wait a minute.
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That's not helping, yeah.
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Davis?
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Damn, Davis, I didn't know your
restaurant delivered.
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Well, see, I... Let me get out of here
before you tell them all about it, okay?
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Okay. So I'll see you around.
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Thank you for taking care of me.
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Anytime.
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Good night, ladies.
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Bye.
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Welcome to the wild side. Oh, look,
look, she's
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glowing me. Put it on you. Enough,
enough, enough.
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Okay, time to share details.
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How was it?
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from up checking happy hour.
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Incredible.
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Joan,
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you know that sex pact I mentioned the
other night?
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I was kidding.
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I'm a kidder.
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I figure we have that kind of
relationship, you know, where I can kid
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Yeah, yeah, we do.
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Just stop apologizing. I'm over it.
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Hey, Joan.
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Did you hear that Davis and his fiancée
broke up?
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No. Why?
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Well, allegedly, he was having an affair
with some homewrecker.
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David?
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God, who is she?
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Oh, Joan.
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Coy does not become you.
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What are you talking about?
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J 'cuse, Joan, j 'cuse. I know it's you.
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Half of Los Angeles knows it was you.
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This isn't one of your kidding moments,
is it? No, it is one of my gossiping
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moments.
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They always return to the scene of the
crime.
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Maya, I'll be back in a half hour.
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What's wrong with you?
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No, it's what's wrong with you.
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Girl, you broke up that man's
engagement. No, I didn't. You were the
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the one night stand.
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sleep with him. That is not what Lynn
said. She said his pants were down to
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knees when they walked in the door and
that you, Joan, were so naked they'd
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to run to your room for your robe.
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Explain that.
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I really messed up, Maya.
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That's what I'm trying to tell you. No,
I didn't sleep with him.
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I lied.
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You lied about having sex?
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Oh, girl, you're just like a dude.
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I wanted you guys to be proud of me.
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Okay, Joan, this ain't no after -school
special.
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David?
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I'm really sorry.
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I feel so bad about breaking up your
engagement, and I am prepared to do
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whatever it takes to make this whole
thing right.
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Get out of my restaurant.
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Okay?
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I'm prepared to do that.
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I have been cleaning, I have been
praying, and I have been soul
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I finally figured it out. This whole
engagement breakup thing is your fault.
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How in the hell is it our fault? We
didn't know he was engaged.
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Yeah, yeah. Well, you should have.
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You know everybody else's business.
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Yeah, we do. Lynn, how did we miss that
one?
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Damn, I guess we really are getting old.
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You guys, you made me lie.
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You made me feel low because I have high
moral standards.
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I am an innocent victim of your peer
pressure.
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But Joan, you started the lie.
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The starter is not nearly as guilty as
the spreader. Everyone knows that.
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Joan, suck it up. When you have a one
-night stand, sometimes there are
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consequences. But I didn't have a one
-night stand!
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Maybe next time you'll be more careful.
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David, don't throw me out. Hear me out,
and then you can throw me out.
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Now, I've prepared an affidavit for your
fiancé that contains incontrovertible
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evidence of your innocence.
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Exhibit A, dry cleaning bill.
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Exhibit B, this is a swatch from my
stained suit. Exhibit C, this is a sworn
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statement from my gynecologist. Oh,
Joan, please stop.
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No, no, no, no, no. Just show her all of
this. And you know what? Here, you know
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what? Give her these. Give her my
earrings.
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She should come around.
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Actually, I'm not sure I want her to.
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What? Of course you do.
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Look, Joan, she and I have had trust
issues from the start.
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When I told her nothing happened, she
should have believed me.
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So it's starting to sink in that maybe
we shouldn't be together.
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So, what are you saying?
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You're glad this happened?
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Oh, my mother most certainly is.
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So, in some weird, twisted way, maybe
fate used me to do you a favor?
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Maybe.
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So, um,
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Does this mean you forgive me?
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Well, that all depends on what you told
your friends about me.
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I told them you were good.
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Just good.
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Well, maybe I'll have a chance to
improve on my grade.
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You want to have dinner tonight?
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way here that if he got me out of this
one that I would stick to my rule.
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And what's that?
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That I need to be in a sincere
relationship for at least three months.
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Okay, um, I'm not really ready to jump
back into another relationship.
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Yeah, well.
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Then, uh, I guess this is good night.
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Good night.
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You didn't see that.
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Hey, John.
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What you got in the box there?
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It's my new shower massager.
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the car and get the attachments.
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