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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,149 --> 00:00:05,190 Joe Clayton's office? 2 00:00:06,530 --> 00:00:07,750 Um, she's not in right now. 3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:13,130 Uh -huh. Okay, can I say this? You know, I would love to take a detailed 4 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:15,590 message. I really would. But then there would be no need for our expensive 5 00:00:15,590 --> 00:00:16,610 voicemail system. 6 00:00:16,870 --> 00:00:18,170 Right. Transferring. 7 00:00:21,150 --> 00:00:22,150 Morning, Maya. 8 00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:23,330 Hey, Joe. 9 00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:24,970 Any messages? 10 00:00:25,830 --> 00:00:27,070 Happy birthday, girl! 11 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,570 You shouldn't have. 12 00:00:30,950 --> 00:00:33,910 Oh! No problem. If the light hadn't changed, I would have gotten you some 13 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:34,910 oranges, too. 14 00:01:15,690 --> 00:01:18,550 I can't make it to your birthday party tonight. Michelle and I got back 15 00:01:18,550 --> 00:01:20,350 together. Happy birthday from both of us. 16 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:24,190 Wow. 17 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:26,250 I mean, how's that going to look? 18 00:01:26,450 --> 00:01:31,190 You being a birthday girl and all, you're going to be the only one at your 19 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:32,330 who ain't got no man. 20 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:35,490 Ain't got no? 21 00:01:35,650 --> 00:01:38,390 Oh, I'm so sorry. My bad. 22 00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:39,810 Don't have a. 23 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:44,710 So how do you intend to fix your dilemma? 24 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,620 just going to keep on praying for that Denzel knockoff. 25 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,140 You know, you professional women are so sadiddy. 26 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:53,680 I'm sure there are plenty of good men right under your nose. 27 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,160 Okay. 28 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:59,120 Who am I overlooking? 29 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,760 Paper or plastic? 30 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:04,440 Two more minutes! 31 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:06,860 Sister, 32 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:10,020 the Lord makes house calls. 33 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:13,180 Trust me. 34 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:16,220 The only thing under my nose is getting waxed at five. 35 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,040 Lin, you got your stuff in my bedroom, too. 36 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:28,300 I cannot believe you're kicking me out in the middle of my anthropology final. 37 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,780 Okay, I'm going to say this in the most loving way. 38 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,220 Get off the titlet and get out. 39 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,920 In Mongolia, four generations live in one yurt. 40 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:42,060 Go back to Joan's yurt. She enjoys playing the mama. Get that, that. 41 00:02:44,679 --> 00:02:46,200 That. Not that. 42 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:47,940 What? This is mine. 43 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,740 Just because I let you try it on does not make it yours. 44 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:54,200 Fine. Possessions simply fill the void of not being loved. 45 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,340 Well, Charles loves me in this. 46 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:58,960 He says it looks sexy on me. 47 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,200 Charles? Who's Charles? 48 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:03,060 Charles is a stock option. 49 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:06,900 Does Charles have a last name? 50 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:08,380 I don't know. He has a Porsche. 51 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,720 Well... It's a well -known fact that men who drive a Porsche have a small... 52 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,760 It's not. Joan used to date him. 53 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,700 Charles? Toe -sucking Charles? 54 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:19,940 He sucks toes. 55 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:24,000 Oh, no, no, no, no. You cannot date Joan's Charles. 56 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,680 He's not Joan's Charles. 57 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:29,420 We're all God's children. We don't belong to anyone but God. 58 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:32,320 Does Joan know that? Of course she knows. She goes to church. 59 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:37,500 We subscribe to free love. Joan subscribes to essence. And those sisters 60 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,500 a different set of rules. 61 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,380 I read that article. You're not supposed to date your girlfriend's ex, but 62 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:44,480 that's if he dumped her. Joan broke up with him. She's not going to care. 63 00:03:44,780 --> 00:03:46,580 Uh -uh. You need to tell her. Fine. 64 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:47,840 I will tell her. 65 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:51,020 I know you. You're not going to tell her. 66 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,200 If I have time, I will tell her. 67 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:55,520 If you do not tell her, I will. 68 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,100 Oh, thank you, because I do not have time. 69 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:04,980 Come in. 70 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:07,820 Oh, it's my birthday girl. 71 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,850 William, just say happy birthday. 72 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,930 Well, happy birthday. 73 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:14,029 Thank you. 74 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:16,750 So, how old are you? 75 00:04:18,690 --> 00:04:20,410 26. I lied. 76 00:04:20,649 --> 00:04:25,470 I'm 29 today. And according to my life's day planner, I should have it all by 77 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:29,910 now. The career, the husband, the kids. So if I say 26 and I bought myself some 78 00:04:29,910 --> 00:04:30,910 time, okay? 79 00:04:35,410 --> 00:04:36,410 26, Joan. 80 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,180 26. What, do you need a Q -tip or something? 81 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:42,960 Let me see your driver's license. 82 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:46,240 No. And why is 26 so hard for you to believe? 83 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,760 Well, because if you really were turning 26, that would mean you have broken my 84 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,620 record as the youngest person ever to make junior partner in the history of 85 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:54,620 law firm. 86 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,240 supposed to know anything until the partners tell you personally, agree? 87 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,600 Fine. But I'm still gonna put something on LeWay at Ross. 88 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:20,020 Oh, Lynn is on one, and they're ready for you in the conference room. 89 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,220 Hey, Lynn, make it quick. 90 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:25,960 Hey, Jay, happy birthday. 91 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:27,840 Uh, Tony wants to talk to you. 92 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:31,360 Happy birthday, girl. 93 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:34,060 Okay, all right. 94 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:37,840 You know toe -sucking Charles, that guy you dumped? Well, he's my date for the 95 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:38,840 party tonight. 96 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:39,960 Huh? 97 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:45,540 Charles, everything about us feels so right. 98 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:49,140 Except one thing. 99 00:05:50,940 --> 00:05:54,020 I do want to get married. 100 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:59,480 And if that isn't something that you want, then maybe we should just end this 101 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:00,480 right now. 102 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:02,700 Okay. 103 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:10,050 You're bringing Charles? 104 00:06:10,790 --> 00:06:12,110 If you're okay with it. 105 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:14,270 Sure, I'm fine. 106 00:06:15,030 --> 00:06:19,590 FYI, I know you want to marry money, and Charles just isn't the marrying type. I 107 00:06:19,590 --> 00:06:23,410 mean, he's a great guy, and he sucks a mean toe, but he is not about to marry 108 00:06:23,410 --> 00:06:26,790 you. See, I told Lan you'd be okay with it. 109 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:30,550 Why would I have a problem with it? Joan, conference room now. 110 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,230 I have my own date. 111 00:06:40,270 --> 00:06:41,270 I thought your husband was coming. 112 00:06:41,410 --> 00:06:44,990 Well, I made the mistake of giving him some right before I left. 113 00:06:46,290 --> 00:06:48,630 He might come by later if he ever wakes up. 114 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,590 Here I come. 115 00:06:52,190 --> 00:06:53,490 And walk. 116 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:56,450 And turn. 117 00:06:57,490 --> 00:06:59,850 And smile for the camera. 118 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:02,410 Smile for the camera. 119 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:16,890 He's on his cell phone to Singapore. Girl, it's about time he showed some 120 00:07:17,510 --> 00:07:20,010 Oh, you need a break from those angry white women's suits. 121 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:22,270 Good girl. 122 00:07:22,770 --> 00:07:25,150 Well, you know, I had to do something special. 123 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:28,350 It's not every day that a woman turns 26. 124 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:31,070 Been in your case for the fourth time. 125 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:36,310 Joni, come on. You've got to stop this age thing. 126 00:07:36,650 --> 00:07:40,690 We have to combat this patriarchal, chauvinistic, all -women -should -be 127 00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:42,650 -and -dumb -and -a -perky -double -D mindset. 128 00:07:43,010 --> 00:07:46,450 Oh, wait, may I point out that if you're dragging around some double Ds, you're 129 00:07:46,450 --> 00:07:47,450 too tired to be a perky. 130 00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:51,830 And yet somehow I managed to go on. 131 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:58,810 Hello? Ooh, come in. As the festivities begin, the handsome guy is here. 132 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:01,750 And this fella, too. 133 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,410 William, I am... 134 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:06,180 So glad that you could make it. 135 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,080 Charles? 136 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:09,580 Happy birthday. 137 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:12,100 Okay, ladies. 138 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:18,940 Take note. This is where I turn and he pops a wheelie because I remind him that 139 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:20,740 all of this booty could have been his. 140 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:38,909 glass than I'm anybody's. 141 00:08:42,350 --> 00:08:45,790 So, how'd you two end up on a date? 142 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,290 Well, I came to one of her open houses. 143 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:50,870 And, uh, you two? 144 00:08:51,170 --> 00:08:52,750 Oh, we're colleagues. 145 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:54,270 By day. 146 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:58,230 But by night. 147 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,170 Oh, look at that. 148 00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:03,950 William, you want to help me out in the kitchen? Sure. 149 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:05,190 Okay. 150 00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:06,450 That kitchen's rocking. 151 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,880 Don't come knocking. 152 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,800 This Moroccan food is off the hook. 153 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,140 I'm going to take some home to my husband. 154 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,600 What? Why are you looking at me? 155 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:27,000 I'm sorry. It's why are you looking at me. You dropped a verb. 156 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,780 Tony, I go to college. I don't need you correcting me. 157 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,640 Well, apparently they didn't teach you that. A sentence must have a verb. 158 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:40,380 Well, you know, I did learn that kids... is both a verb and a noun. So how about 159 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:44,340 you give my ass a kiss or kiss my ass? 160 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,000 I think you just got a grammar lesson. 161 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:56,580 William, you are a date in name only, not in deed. 162 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:57,920 Oh, darn. 163 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,520 You mean I wore this thong for nothing? 164 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,980 That is such a bad visual. 165 00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:07,150 I got a worse one for you. 166 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:11,250 Your best friend and your ex in bed together laughing at you. Look, I'm just 167 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,770 trying to keep you from looking like a chump. 168 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,210 Ex? Who's your ex? 169 00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:17,050 Charles. Oh, hell no. 170 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:20,130 Uh -uh, she's not dating your man? 171 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:25,250 Ex. Maya, I do not appreciate you insulting me at the table. You're dating 172 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,250 Jones' ex? 173 00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:27,109 Yeah, so? 174 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:28,109 And you all are friends? 175 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:31,210 Uh -huh. See, black women don't do that, Tony, like I'm wearing blue eyeshadow. 176 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:32,310 Wrong. 177 00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:34,910 That's wrong? 178 00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:37,110 Excuse me, I gotta call my mother. 179 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:42,930 Maya, I don't mind if Tony dates Charles. 180 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:46,270 Yeah, Joan and I have shared everything since the fifth grade. No, you know 181 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,270 what, y 'all, this is not right. 182 00:10:47,470 --> 00:10:50,130 Okay, now, they say if you have sex with someone, it's like you're having sex 183 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:51,670 with everyone they had sex with. 184 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:57,450 So, Joan, if she sexes your man, it's like she's having sex with you. 185 00:10:58,110 --> 00:10:59,470 We're all consenting adults. 186 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,070 You nasty! 187 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:09,520 You know, it's one thing to hire Miss Ghetto Superstar as your assistant, but 188 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,860 why did you let her in your home? 189 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:15,320 Maya is a bright young woman with a future, and you're just one escrow and a 190 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,580 sugar daddy away from moving your butt back to Fresno yourself. 191 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:26,100 So, Charles, what have you been up to lately? 192 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,100 Spoiling me. 193 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,760 I'm into the venture capital thing now. 194 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:35,290 That explains why Tony's in your wallet. 195 00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:40,810 That's good, girl. 196 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:45,150 So you're shopping for houses? 197 00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:47,070 Yeah, I'm looking to settle down. 198 00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:48,910 I don't want to grow old alone. 199 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:51,970 Are you saying you want to get married? 200 00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:54,090 Sure. Why not? 201 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:58,670 Because one very short year ago, that was completely out of the question. 202 00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:00,310 What can I say? 203 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,640 Been a very good year. 204 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880 Why? 205 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,620 Because you broke up with me? 206 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,000 You broke up with me. Because you didn't want to get married? 207 00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:11,460 Well, no, not when it's being crammed down a brother's throat. 208 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:14,180 I didn't want to ring. I was just looking for a little intent. 209 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:15,640 Down, Joan. 210 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,580 Nobody is talking to you, Tony. 211 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,320 Okay, Charles, we're leaving. Joan is tripping. 212 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,620 I'm tripping? Yes, you're tripping. 213 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:26,720 You're the one who brought this man into my house? My last real boyfriend? How? 214 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:28,480 I still go shopping with his mom. 215 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:32,180 You said you were okay with it. I lied. 216 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:40,240 You are so foul, just staking up the joint. 217 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:45,140 Now, I know your low rent ass is not saying anything about anybody. 218 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:46,620 Excuse me. 219 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,700 Why I gotta be low rent, Tony? You know, if you weren't Jones, girl, I'd put my 220 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:52,700 foot up your ass. 221 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:56,860 Girl, I will wear you out. Do not let this product fool you. 222 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,000 Well, bring it on, you ghost. 223 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:02,160 digging money, worshiping... Stop the madness! 224 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,120 You know, I think this would be the perfect time for cake. 225 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,239 We're leaving. 226 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,860 No, wait. Can I say something here, please? You might want to run to the 227 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,680 Superfly. You know what? 228 00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:20,320 You better run. As a matter of fact, you know what? All y 'all, get up out of my 229 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,420 house. This party is over. 230 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,480 Did you hear me? 231 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,620 Now, that's very original, because usually the stripper jumps out of the 232 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:56,580 I think they dry. 233 00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:58,840 Oh, Charles. 234 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:01,080 Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, baby. 235 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,260 Stop. 236 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,480 Relax. 237 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,820 No, you can't suck her toes in mine, too. Just grab hold of the headboard if 238 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:11,120 need to, baby. I'm about to rock your chakra. 239 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:15,770 I can't. I can't hurt the only woman in the world who puts up with me. 240 00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:21,130 All right, but if I walk out that door, I'm not coming back. 241 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:22,550 Honey, that's the idea. 242 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:25,950 Fine. 243 00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:27,950 I think these belong to me. 244 00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:36,890 You wanted to see me? 245 00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:38,490 William. 246 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,080 I'm not 26. 247 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,440 I'm 29. 248 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:43,399 I know. 249 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,400 How do you know? 250 00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:47,120 Well, let's just say $5 still goes a long way. 251 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,580 Who told you? 252 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,580 You give me $5, I'll tell you that. 253 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,320 The thing is, I'm staring at 30. 254 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,420 And on paper, everything looks great. You know, I'm about to make junior 255 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,480 partner. And I've got a great house. 256 00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:08,200 But I just, I don't have anyone to share it with. 257 00:15:08,989 --> 00:15:11,090 Joan, are you proposing to me? 258 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:16,890 Come on. I'm trying to explain the drama that happened last night. 259 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:18,130 Don't worry about it. 260 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,490 You're going to find the right guy. 261 00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:21,369 Thank you. 262 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,510 Just wait until the third date before you flash him. 263 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,210 I noticed you moved back in last night. 264 00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:34,910 Would have been nice if you asked. 265 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:36,290 I already did. 266 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,430 Remember our sophomore year when I asked if I could crash at your place and you 267 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:40,430 said, anytime? 268 00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:45,010 Hey, have you talked to Tony yet? 269 00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:46,370 No. 270 00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:47,509 Okay, look. 271 00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:51,430 She's on her way and she asked me to keep you here, so please don't make me 272 00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:52,430 you down. 273 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,850 Don't let that Judith in my house. 274 00:15:58,690 --> 00:15:59,569 It's Charles. 275 00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:00,570 What's Charles doing here? 276 00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:01,930 I don't know. 277 00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:05,210 Maybe he killed Tony and he's looking for a place to hide out. 278 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,200 Hello, Satan. 279 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,120 Joan? 280 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,440 Charles? 281 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:24,420 Wow, this is awkward. 282 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,560 Oh, I don't know. I seem to be getting used to it. 283 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:29,660 I'm sorry. 284 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,880 I should have exercised better judgment. I mean, it was one thing to date your 285 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,860 girlfriend, but I shouldn't have come to your house. 286 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,340 Yet here you are again. 287 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:38,940 Bye -bye. 288 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:41,640 Joan, take the chip off. 289 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,240 I'm trying to apologize. 290 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,960 I need something to drink. Do you want something? 291 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,600 Yeah. 292 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,800 Hey, did I mention last night what a great job you've done with your house? 293 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,180 Yeah, it's getting there. 294 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,120 You always did have great taste. 295 00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:57,959 Mm -hmm. 296 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,420 In everything but men. 297 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,400 Ouch. 298 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:06,700 Shifting gears, uh, you spoken to my mom lately? 299 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,280 Yeah. 300 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:11,339 She's still trying to figure out why we broke up. 301 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:16,260 She knows that I didn't want to commit until I got my career on track. 302 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:17,800 Why didn't you tell me that? 303 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:20,000 Because I was a fool. 304 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:24,839 Uh -oh. 305 00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:38,600 Okay, this is 306 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,600 so twisted. 307 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:44,580 I mean, technically, he is now Tony's man, so now I'm crossing the same line 308 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:45,720 that she crossed with me. 309 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:51,220 Am I really so desperate for romance that I would actually pick at my own 310 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,220 leftovers? 311 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:55,940 Oh, okay, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 312 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,340 This, this, this isn't right. 313 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,460 Oh, my God, that's Tony. Get down, get down. 314 00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:14,980 I deserve it, but nothing happened. 315 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,280 I broke it off with Charles. 316 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:20,760 Okay, so, um, call me when you get home. 317 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:25,620 No, no, no, no, no, no, uh -uh. Don't let me off that easily. I mean, why do 318 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:26,620 put up with me? 319 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,600 I always let you down. Well, at least you're consistent. 320 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,900 Yes, and that is what I love about you. 321 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:37,000 Why are you being so understanding? Beat me or hit me or yell or something. 322 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,320 You would not have done what I've done to you because you don't have one. 323 00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:43,170 deceitful bone in your body. 324 00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:45,150 Oh. 325 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,630 Charles, get up. 326 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:53,670 Hey, Tony. 327 00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:56,250 Wow, payback's a bitch. 328 00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:05,170 No, no, you see, he... We were... Okay, yeah. The point is, if you 329 00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:09,850 want him, you can have him. I mean, no hard feelings this time. No. 330 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,760 I love you. I don't want to risk losing you, even for a toe -sucking 331 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,200 millionaire. But that's your dream. 332 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,640 There'll be others. 333 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,359 Ladies, hi. 334 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,460 I'm still standing here. 335 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,040 Hey, you guys, why don't we go to a restaurant and laugh this whole thing 336 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,019 My treat. 337 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:30,440 Chinese? There's a great place in Melrose and Fairfax. 338 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,580 Yeah. You know what? 339 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:37,020 You go ahead, and we'll stay here and freshen up, and then we'll meet you 340 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,420 Good deal. Good deal. 341 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,640 Yeah. 342 00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:40,850 Be right there. 343 00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:47,690 So, Italian it is? 344 00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:49,150 Italian? 345 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:52,310 Who 346 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:59,290 invited 347 00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,090 Miss Ghetto Fabulous? I did. 348 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,370 Hi. Hey. 349 00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,750 So, I hear you want to apologize. 350 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,420 Yep, Tony was just telling us she feels so badly for calling you low rent. She 351 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,420 wants to pay for your dinner. 352 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,220 Well, some surf and turf ain't gonna cut it. 353 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,960 I want to hear the words, I'm sorry. 354 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:17,220 I'm sorry. 355 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,600 Okay, accepted. 356 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,580 Now, what's the most expensive thing on the menu? 357 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,380 I have an announcement. 358 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,380 I'm a junior partner. 359 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,680 That was me. 360 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:33,320 Okay, this is probably where I should be talking about the value of friendship 361 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,210 and... How my girls fill out my life. 362 00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:40,610 But, and I hate to admit it, I'm thinking about Charles. 363 00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:45,330 So, does anyone know where I can get a late night pedicure? 364 00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,410 You nasty! 25879

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