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Joe Clayton's office?
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Um, she's not in right now.
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Uh -huh. Okay, can I say this? You know,
I would love to take a detailed
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message. I really would. But then there
would be no need for our expensive
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voicemail system.
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Right. Transferring.
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Morning, Maya.
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Hey, Joe.
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Any messages?
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Happy birthday, girl!
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You shouldn't have.
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Oh! No problem. If the light hadn't
changed, I would have gotten you some
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oranges, too.
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I can't make it to your birthday party
tonight. Michelle and I got back
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together. Happy birthday from both of
us.
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Wow.
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I mean, how's that going to look?
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You being a birthday girl and all,
you're going to be the only one at your
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who ain't got no man.
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Ain't got no?
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Oh, I'm so sorry. My bad.
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Don't have a.
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So how do you intend to fix your
dilemma?
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just going to keep on praying for that
Denzel knockoff.
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You know, you professional women are so
sadiddy.
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I'm sure there are plenty of good men
right under your nose.
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Okay.
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Who am I overlooking?
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Paper or plastic?
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Two more minutes!
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Sister,
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the Lord makes house calls.
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Trust me.
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The only thing under my nose is getting
waxed at five.
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Lin, you got your stuff in my bedroom,
too.
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I cannot believe you're kicking me out
in the middle of my anthropology final.
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Okay, I'm going to say this in the most
loving way.
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Get off the titlet and get out.
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In Mongolia, four generations live in
one yurt.
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Go back to Joan's yurt. She enjoys
playing the mama. Get that, that.
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That. Not that.
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What? This is mine.
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Just because I let you try it on does
not make it yours.
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Fine. Possessions simply fill the void
of not being loved.
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Well, Charles loves me in this.
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He says it looks sexy on me.
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Charles? Who's Charles?
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Charles is a stock option.
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Does Charles have a last name?
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I don't know. He has a Porsche.
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Well... It's a well -known fact that men
who drive a Porsche have a small...
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It's not. Joan used to date him.
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Charles? Toe -sucking Charles?
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He sucks toes.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. You cannot date
Joan's Charles.
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He's not Joan's Charles.
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We're all God's children. We don't
belong to anyone but God.
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Does Joan know that? Of course she
knows. She goes to church.
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We subscribe to free love. Joan
subscribes to essence. And those sisters
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a different set of rules.
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I read that article. You're not supposed
to date your girlfriend's ex, but
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that's if he dumped her. Joan broke up
with him. She's not going to care.
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Uh -uh. You need to tell her. Fine.
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I will tell her.
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I know you. You're not going to tell
her.
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If I have time, I will tell her.
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If you do not tell her, I will.
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Oh, thank you, because I do not have
time.
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Come in.
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Oh, it's my birthday girl.
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William, just say happy birthday.
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Well, happy birthday.
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Thank you.
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So, how old are you?
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26. I lied.
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I'm 29 today. And according to my life's
day planner, I should have it all by
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now. The career, the husband, the kids.
So if I say 26 and I bought myself some
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time, okay?
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26, Joan.
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26. What, do you need a Q -tip or
something?
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Let me see your driver's license.
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No. And why is 26 so hard for you to
believe?
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Well, because if you really were turning
26, that would mean you have broken my
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record as the youngest person ever to
make junior partner in the history of
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law firm.
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supposed to know anything until the
partners tell you personally, agree?
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Fine. But I'm still gonna put something
on LeWay at Ross.
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Oh, Lynn is on one, and they're ready
for you in the conference room.
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Hey, Lynn, make it quick.
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Hey, Jay, happy birthday.
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Uh, Tony wants to talk to you.
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Happy birthday, girl.
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Okay, all right.
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You know toe -sucking Charles, that guy
you dumped? Well, he's my date for the
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party tonight.
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Huh?
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Charles, everything about us feels so
right.
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Except one thing.
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I do want to get married.
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And if that isn't something that you
want, then maybe we should just end this
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right now.
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Okay.
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You're bringing Charles?
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If you're okay with it.
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Sure, I'm fine.
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FYI, I know you want to marry money, and
Charles just isn't the marrying type. I
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mean, he's a great guy, and he sucks a
mean toe, but he is not about to marry
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you. See, I told Lan you'd be okay with
it.
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Why would I have a problem with it?
Joan, conference room now.
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I have my own date.
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I thought your husband was coming.
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Well, I made the mistake of giving him
some right before I left.
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He might come by later if he ever wakes
up.
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Here I come.
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And walk.
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And turn.
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And smile for the camera.
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Smile for the camera.
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He's on his cell phone to Singapore.
Girl, it's about time he showed some
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Oh, you need a break from those angry
white women's suits.
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Good girl.
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Well, you know, I had to do something
special.
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It's not every day that a woman turns
26.
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Been in your case for the fourth time.
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Joni, come on. You've got to stop this
age thing.
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We have to combat this patriarchal,
chauvinistic, all -women -should -be
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-and -dumb -and -a -perky -double -D
mindset.
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Oh, wait, may I point out that if you're
dragging around some double Ds, you're
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too tired to be a perky.
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And yet somehow I managed to go on.
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Hello? Ooh, come in. As the festivities
begin, the handsome guy is here.
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And this fella, too.
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William, I am...
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So glad that you could make it.
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Charles?
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Happy birthday.
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Okay, ladies.
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Take note. This is where I turn and he
pops a wheelie because I remind him that
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all of this booty could have been his.
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glass than I'm anybody's.
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So, how'd you two end up on a date?
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Well, I came to one of her open houses.
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And, uh, you two?
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Oh, we're colleagues.
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By day.
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But by night.
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Oh, look at that.
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William, you want to help me out in the
kitchen? Sure.
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Okay.
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That kitchen's rocking.
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Don't come knocking.
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This Moroccan food is off the hook.
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I'm going to take some home to my
husband.
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What? Why are you looking at me?
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I'm sorry. It's why are you looking at
me. You dropped a verb.
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Tony, I go to college. I don't need you
correcting me.
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Well, apparently they didn't teach you
that. A sentence must have a verb.
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Well, you know, I did learn that kids...
is both a verb and a noun. So how about
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you give my ass a kiss or kiss my ass?
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I think you just got a grammar lesson.
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William, you are a date in name only,
not in deed.
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Oh, darn.
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You mean I wore this thong for nothing?
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That is such a bad visual.
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I got a worse one for you.
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Your best friend and your ex in bed
together laughing at you. Look, I'm just
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trying to keep you from looking like a
chump.
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Ex? Who's your ex?
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Charles. Oh, hell no.
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Uh -uh, she's not dating your man?
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Ex. Maya, I do not appreciate you
insulting me at the table. You're dating
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Jones' ex?
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Yeah, so?
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And you all are friends?
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Uh -huh. See, black women don't do that,
Tony, like I'm wearing blue eyeshadow.
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Wrong.
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That's wrong?
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Excuse me, I gotta call my mother.
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Maya, I don't mind if Tony dates
Charles.
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Yeah, Joan and I have shared everything
since the fifth grade. No, you know
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what, y 'all, this is not right.
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Okay, now, they say if you have sex with
someone, it's like you're having sex
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with everyone they had sex with.
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So, Joan, if she sexes your man, it's
like she's having sex with you.
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We're all consenting adults.
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You nasty!
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You know, it's one thing to hire Miss
Ghetto Superstar as your assistant, but
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why did you let her in your home?
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Maya is a bright young woman with a
future, and you're just one escrow and a
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sugar daddy away from moving your butt
back to Fresno yourself.
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So, Charles, what have you been up to
lately?
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Spoiling me.
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I'm into the venture capital thing now.
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That explains why Tony's in your wallet.
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That's good, girl.
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So you're shopping for houses?
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Yeah, I'm looking to settle down.
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I don't want to grow old alone.
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Are you saying you want to get married?
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Sure. Why not?
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Because one very short year ago, that
was completely out of the question.
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What can I say?
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Been a very good year.
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Why?
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Because you broke up with me?
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You broke up with me. Because you didn't
want to get married?
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Well, no, not when it's being crammed
down a brother's throat.
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I didn't want to ring. I was just
looking for a little intent.
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Down, Joan.
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Nobody is talking to you, Tony.
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Okay, Charles, we're leaving. Joan is
tripping.
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I'm tripping? Yes, you're tripping.
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You're the one who brought this man into
my house? My last real boyfriend? How?
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I still go shopping with his mom.
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You said you were okay with it. I lied.
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You are so foul, just staking up the
joint.
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Now, I know your low rent ass is not
saying anything about anybody.
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Excuse me.
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Why I gotta be low rent, Tony? You know,
if you weren't Jones, girl, I'd put my
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foot up your ass.
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Girl, I will wear you out. Do not let
this product fool you.
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Well, bring it on, you ghost.
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digging money, worshiping... Stop the
madness!
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You know, I think this would be the
perfect time for cake.
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We're leaving.
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No, wait. Can I say something here,
please? You might want to run to the
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Superfly. You know what?
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You better run. As a matter of fact, you
know what? All y 'all, get up out of my
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house. This party is over.
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Did you hear me?
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Now, that's very original, because
usually the stripper jumps out of the
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I think they dry.
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Oh, Charles.
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Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, baby.
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Stop.
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Relax.
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No, you can't suck her toes in mine,
too. Just grab hold of the headboard if
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need to, baby. I'm about to rock your
chakra.
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I can't. I can't hurt the only woman in
the world who puts up with me.
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All right, but if I walk out that door,
I'm not coming back.
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Honey, that's the idea.
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Fine.
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I think these belong to me.
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You wanted to see me?
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William.
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I'm not 26.
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I'm 29.
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I know.
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How do you know?
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Well, let's just say $5 still goes a
long way.
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Who told you?
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You give me $5, I'll tell you that.
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The thing is, I'm staring at 30.
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And on paper, everything looks great.
You know, I'm about to make junior
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partner. And I've got a great house.
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But I just, I don't have anyone to share
it with.
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Joan, are you proposing to me?
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Come on. I'm trying to explain the drama
that happened last night.
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Don't worry about it.
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You're going to find the right guy.
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Thank you.
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Just wait until the third date before
you flash him.
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I noticed you moved back in last night.
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Would have been nice if you asked.
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I already did.
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Remember our sophomore year when I asked
if I could crash at your place and you
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said, anytime?
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Hey, have you talked to Tony yet?
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No.
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Okay, look.
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She's on her way and she asked me to
keep you here, so please don't make me
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you down.
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Don't let that Judith in my house.
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It's Charles.
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What's Charles doing here?
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I don't know.
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Maybe he killed Tony and he's looking
for a place to hide out.
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Hello, Satan.
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Joan?
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Charles?
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Wow, this is awkward.
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Oh, I don't know. I seem to be getting
used to it.
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I'm sorry.
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I should have exercised better judgment.
I mean, it was one thing to date your
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girlfriend, but I shouldn't have come to
your house.
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Yet here you are again.
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Bye -bye.
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Joan, take the chip off.
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I'm trying to apologize.
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I need something to drink. Do you want
something?
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Yeah.
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Hey, did I mention last night what a
great job you've done with your house?
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Yeah, it's getting there.
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You always did have great taste.
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Mm -hmm.
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In everything but men.
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Ouch.
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Shifting gears, uh, you spoken to my mom
lately?
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Yeah.
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00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:11,550
She's still trying to figure out why we
broke up.
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She knows that I didn't want to commit
until I got my career on track.
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Why didn't you tell me that?
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Because I was a fool.
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Uh -oh.
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00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:38,599
Okay, this is
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so twisted.
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I mean, technically, he is now Tony's
man, so now I'm crossing the same line
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that she crossed with me.
309
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Am I really so desperate for romance
that I would actually pick at my own
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leftovers?
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Oh, okay, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
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This, this, this isn't right.
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Oh, my God, that's Tony. Get down, get
down.
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I deserve it, but nothing happened.
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I broke it off with Charles.
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Okay, so, um, call me when you get home.
317
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:25,619
No, no, no, no, no, no, uh -uh. Don't
let me off that easily. I mean, why do
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put up with me?
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00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,600
I always let you down. Well, at least
you're consistent.
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Yes, and that is what I love about you.
321
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:37,000
Why are you being so understanding? Beat
me or hit me or yell or something.
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You would not have done what I've done
to you because you don't have one.
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deceitful bone in your body.
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Oh.
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Charles, get up.
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Hey, Tony.
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Wow, payback's a bitch.
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00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:05,169
No, no, you see, he... We were... Okay,
yeah. The point is, if you
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want him, you can have him. I mean, no
hard feelings this time. No.
330
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I love you. I don't want to risk losing
you, even for a toe -sucking
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millionaire. But that's your dream.
332
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There'll be others.
333
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Ladies, hi.
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I'm still standing here.
335
00:19:23,561 --> 00:19:27,159
Hey, you guys, why don't we go to a
restaurant and laugh this whole thing
336
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My treat.
337
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:30,679
Chinese? There's a great place in
Melrose and Fairfax.
338
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,580
Yeah. You know what?
339
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:37,020
You go ahead, and we'll stay here and
freshen up, and then we'll meet you
340
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Good deal. Good deal.
341
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,690
Yeah.
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Be right there.
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00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:47,690
So, Italian it is?
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Italian?
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00:19:50,621 --> 00:19:52,309
Who
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invited
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00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,090
Miss Ghetto Fabulous? I did.
348
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,380
Hi. Hey.
349
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,750
So, I hear you want to apologize.
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00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,419
Yep, Tony was just telling us she feels
so badly for calling you low rent. She
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wants to pay for your dinner.
352
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,650
Well, some surf and turf ain't gonna cut
it.
353
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,960
I want to hear the words, I'm sorry.
354
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:17,270
I'm sorry.
355
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,650
Okay, accepted.
356
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,580
Now, what's the most expensive thing on
the menu?
357
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,460
I have an announcement.
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I'm a junior partner.
359
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,680
That was me.
360
00:20:28,681 --> 00:20:33,319
Okay, this is probably where I should be
talking about the value of friendship
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00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,210
and... How my girls fill out my life.
362
00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:40,610
But, and I hate to admit it, I'm
thinking about Charles.
363
00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:45,330
So, does anyone know where I can get a
late night pedicure?
364
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,410
You nasty!
365
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:55,010
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