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-I knowyou weren't there today,
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but wouldn't you agree
that sometimes--
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and I'm not saying
allthe time--
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but sometimes Marie
can be critical of me?
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Frank?
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Come on!
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- I feel I identify most
with Robert.
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- When we got in a fight,
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I would sit on him
until he got tired
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because I knew
if I ever let him up,
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he'd kill me.
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- You know...
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he was kind of a nerd.
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So when he would--
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when they would kind of say,
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"Well, do what
your older brother does,"
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I'd kind of in my mind go,
"Why? He's such a geek."
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- Like--like show up
to class?
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- Yeah. That sort of stuff.
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-When did he get this?
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- Oh, that's an award
your brother got
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for his sports column.
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- It never ends
for Raymond.
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- Oh, poor Robbie.
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-Everybodyloves Raymond.
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- Dude, you are so weird.
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- Am I, Raymond?
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Am I?
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- Hey, could you, uh...
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put a shirt on?
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And some underpants?
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- Excuse me.
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I believe
this ismybed.
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- All right, but come on.
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A guy gets in bed with you,
you put some pants on.
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- All right, Timmy,
now, let's behave ourselves.
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We're here to teach
traffic school.
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- Oh, yeah, right.
Okay, let's see.
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Who can answer this?
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When you're behind
another vehicle,
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what is the proper
following distance?
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Frank?
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- Well, if the guy's
going real slow,
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I like to be
right on his butt.
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So if he looks back,
he can read my lips.
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- No, Dad,
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it is one car length
per 10 miles of speed.
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- [laughs] Yeah.
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Remind me
to never drive withyou,
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you crazy old bastard.
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- Oh! Oh!
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- What the hell's
goin' on?
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- Ohh...ohh...
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- Ma.
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- Why, Robbie,why?
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Howcouldyou,
in Raymond's basement?
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- Marie, it's not
what you think!
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- Uh-huh.
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What are you doin'?
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- Ah, nothin'. Just here
to help out Ally
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with her report
on Harriet Tubman.
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You know, it's
"Black History Month."
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- Uh, yeah, yeah.
Thank you...
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Superfly.
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- What?
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- Nothin'. It's just, uh,
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never seen ya so...
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"styling."
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- Just some new clothes,
that's all.
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Gotta get out more,
mah brother.
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All right.
Now, let's move on, Timmy.
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Don't you have
a question for Ma?
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- Sure. Marie, is it?
- Yeah.
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Hi, Marie. Okay.
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Now, when you get
into the car,
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what are you supposed to do
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before you begin driving?
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- Oh, I know that.
You buckle your seat belt.
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- Good.
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- And you check your mirrors.
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- Very good.
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Anything else?
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- No, I think that's it.
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- Oh, that's it.
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She thinks that's it.
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- Isn't--isn't that
everything, Timmy?
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- Oh, yeah, sure,
that's everything.
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But how 'bout makin' sure
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your first-born child
is in the car
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before you pull out
of a gas station in New Mexico?
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- Well, that's
awfullyspecific.
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- Robbie, that was
30 years ago.
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-Idon't have
a problem with it.
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- Uh-oh.
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- Oh, thank you so much.
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- And this fax
came for you, sir.
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- So as I was saying--
- Is this a joke?
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- Excuse me?
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- "Dear FBI agent Garfield,
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I'm writing to ask
for your understanding.
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you have an interview
this morning with my son,
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Robert Barone."
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- What?
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Oh! Robbie!
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You scared me.
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How did your interview go?
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- Come mere, let me tell you
about it.
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- My mother and father had--
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had the times of their lives
yelling at each other.
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It was my father
who would say to my mother,
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"Jeanette, stifle yourself!"
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- My father used to do--
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instead of, like,
swearing at us,
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he would, like, do it
underneath his breath.
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He'd say,
"would you turn up the..."
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[muffled cursing]
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- We like it
when bald guys win.
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- Yeah.
- Just in general.
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-When was the last time
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that you said,
"I love you" to...
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anybody?
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- "I love you"?
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- Yeah.
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- What, do you live
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in a freakin' fairyland
or something?
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Can't you ever
just be quiet?
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- Don't you tell me
to be quiet!
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I have a mind
of my own, you know.
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I can contribute.
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I'm not just some...
trophy wife.
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- You're a trophy wife?
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What contest in hell
did I win?
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You were vacuuming?
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- Yeah. What?
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I help out around the house
sometimes.
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- That's nice.
Do you dust too,
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with a little feather duster...
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Nancy?
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- You know, Dad...
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sometimes when you
talk like that,
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people could get offended.
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- Offended by what?
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- Nothin'. Nothin'.
Forget about it.
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- What?
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- Nothin'. It's just--
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when you say "Nancy,"
what are you implying exactly?
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- That your name
should be Nancy.
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- And when you say "Nancy,"
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that's your word for "gay."
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- Very well.
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- And you mean that
as an insult?
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- Yes, I believe I do.
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- Well, that--that's not nice.
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- That's why
it's a good insult.
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- Why did you tell me
it was only once a year?
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- Because this whole topic
is improper.
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What we do in our bedroom
is our own business,
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and I prefer not to be known
as the whore of Lynbrook.
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- We can move
from Lynbrook.
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Is, uh, anybody
eating this?
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- No, Frank.
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You know what?
You can have it.
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At leastsomeone
appreciates it.
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- Hey,
I appreciate--
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- Thank you
for the flowers, Frank.
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- Anyone who can make
braciolelike this
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deserves a whole hillside
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full of heavenly scented
marigolds and daffodils.
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- Wasp.
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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- That's gonna need
another coat.
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"Just because we are family
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"and happen also
to be neighbors
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"does not give you the right
to constantly interfere
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in every aspect of my life..."
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[laughing]
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[coughs]
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[clears throat]
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"from raising my children
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to my choice
of liquid fabric softener."
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- I want you guys
to know right now
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that Debra has
a drinking problem.
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- Keep reading.
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Keep reading.
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- Stop it!
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"I'm sure you don't
even realize
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"when you're being
overbearing, critical,
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and intrusive."
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Is this a petition?
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Where do I sign?
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- Frank, you want
your ice cream or not?
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- He's not here, Ma.
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- Where'd he go?
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- * I left my heart *
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* In San Francisco *
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Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
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My wife thinks
I'm in the bathroom.
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* High on a hill... *
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- Oh, well, I identify totally
with the mother on Raymond
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because I've been told
by five or six people
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at different occasions
that I am her or she is me
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however you wanna say it?
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- If I blew up a bank
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and wiped out every employee
in the bank,
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and they ran to my mother,
she would say,
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"maybe they made a mistake
in his checking account."
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-Your birthday gift to me
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finally came this morning.
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Did you know you
sent me a box of pears
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- From a place
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called fruit of the month?
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- That's right. That's right.
How are they?
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- Oh, they're very nice pears.
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But there's so many of them.
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There are over a dozen pears.
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What am I supposed to do
with all those pears?
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- I think you're supposed
to eat 'em, Ma.
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- Myself?
- You, you and Dad and Robert.
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- How many pears
can Robert eat?
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Look, I appreciate
the thought, Raymond.
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But please, don't ever send us
any more fruit again, okay?
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Thanks, darling.
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- Well, another box
is coming next month.
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- What? More pears?
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- No. No, it's a different fruit
every month.
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- Every month?
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- Yes, yes,
that's why they call it
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fruit of the month club.
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- It's a club?
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Oh, my, what are we gonna
do with all this fruit?
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- Well, most people like it, Ma!
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You share it with
all your friends.
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- Which friends?
- I don't know. Lee and Stan.
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- Lee and Stan
buy their own fruit.
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- Well, give it away.
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- Why did you do this to me?
- Oh, my God.
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- I can't talk. There's too much
fruit in the house.
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Ray, we told you
you were a good writer
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so that you wouldthink
you were a good writer.
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Then somebody gave you a job.
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That's what parents do.
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They all lie to their kids
for their own good.
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- But other parents
aren't lying, Ma.
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They believe
in their children.
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- No, they don't.
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- Oh, man.
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Whata day.
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I had this interview
with Ewing, you know,
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and he's late.
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He's three hours late,
and I had to wait for him.
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Oh, I am tired, sweetness.
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Oh, yeah. Oh...
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oh, baby,
does that feel good.
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Oh.
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Come here.
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What are youdoing?
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- Trying to help you relax.
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- Aarrgh!
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Did you say
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that you like Amy
more than Debra?
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- I am not...
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saying that.
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- What?
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00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:09,510
- I am not saying
265
00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:12,220
that I like Amy
more than Debra.
266
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,640
- I know. I know you're not
saying itnow.
267
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,360
But did you say it ever?
268
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What if I told you
269
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that we have a tape
of you saying it, Ma?
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00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,710
- Give me the tape.
271
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,210
- You should ask Debra
how she makes this.
272
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,630
- I should ask Debra?
273
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,800
I should ask Debra?
274
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Give me that.
275
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,320
Raymond, do you see
what they see?
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00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,240
- Um...
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- Tell me the truth.
278
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,580
- Well...
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maybe if I squint a little.
280
00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:30,800
- Oh, my God,
I'm a lesbian.
281
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:39,430
- Sorry, Debra, I just don't
know what you want from me.
282
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,270
- Oh, here, honey, let me
get that for you.
283
00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:43,560
- You know what I want?
284
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,900
I want you to be
a part of the family.
285
00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:47,190
I want you to help,
286
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:49,490
or I want you to at least
want to help, okay?
287
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,950
I want you to be more like--
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00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:53,660
like her!
289
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,380
- Likewho?
290
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:20,890
- I do like the fact that Debra
is home with her kids.
291
00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:22,890
- Well, the biggest fight
I ever had with my husband
292
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:27,150
had to be
over my mother-in-law,
293
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,980
because he would
never tell her
294
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,530
to stop being nasty to me
295
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:35,070
and to have
a little respect for me.
296
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,830
Because he's a mama's boy,
but he doesn't think he is.
297
00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:42,250
- Well, he just spent 10 hours
with 25 grown-ups,
298
00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:46,170
and I've spoken to kids all day
and watchedPokemonand stuff.
299
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,420
I need some adult conversation
300
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,590
before I lose my mind.
301
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,260
- She considers me
adult conversation?
302
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,800
- Yeah, sometimes.
303
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,090
- Oh, my god.
- What? What?
304
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,970
- Oh, my God, the squash.
- What squash?
305
00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,810
- The squash.
I forgot the squash!
306
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:01,140
- All right, okay.
So what?
307
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:05,100
- So what? The squash--
Ray, it's my only yellow.
308
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,480
Where did I put it?
- I don't know. I don't know.
309
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,610
- Well, think, Ray! Come on.
- I wasn't here.
310
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:12,490
I was out
not getting baking powder.
311
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,150
- I need that squash.
312
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,620
- Are you as turned on
as I am right now?
313
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:20,290
- Ray, I need the squash.
314
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,790
- Is that a "yes"?
- Ray!
315
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:24,790
- All right!
I don't know where it is.
316
00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:26,580
Here, could this
goopy thing be it?
317
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,460
- [laughing] Oh, yes. Yes.
- Okay.
318
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,500
- Good. That's it.
319
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,800
- Good. Calm down.
320
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,380
- [crying]
- oh, no...
321
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,300
no...no.
322
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:36,890
Come on, relax.
Stop.
323
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,140
- [sobbing]
I'm sorry.
324
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,430
- Stop. You're reacting
to missing squash
325
00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:43,480
like the time
we left Ally at the mall.
326
00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:46,980
- Ray, what is this?
327
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,230
- What?
328
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:49,730
- This bottle of basil
that your mother gave me
329
00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:52,900
has another label underneath.
330
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,360
- Ta-rag-on.
331
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,070
- Tarragon.
332
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,200
- Oh, that's
your weird taste.
333
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,580
- Uh-huh.
334
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,000
- That's not
in her recipe, is it?
335
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,590
- [laughs] No!
336
00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:13,710
- Oh, my God.
- Aha, okay, Ray? Okay?
337
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,130
That'syour mother!
- I don't get it--
338
00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:18,180
- Do you still think
she's trying to help me? Hmm?
339
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,180
- Listen, why would she
go to all that trouble?
340
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,470
Isn't it easier
to leave out an ingredient?
341
00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:23,850
- For anamateur!
342
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:27,230
My God! This even
lookslike basil!
343
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:30,770
Look at the label. It fits
perfectly on here. My God.
344
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,860
You know, this is the work
of an evil genius.
345
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,320
- I don't get it.
I don't get it.
346
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,700
- You know what I don't get?
347
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:40,070
I don't get that you couldn't
see my side of this.
348
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,160
You're so busy defending
your saint of a mother
349
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,330
that you makemeout
350
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:47,040
to be some kind of
ungrateful nut case!
351
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,420
Well, who's
the nutcase now, Ray?
352
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:51,750
Who's the nutcase now?
353
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,630
- While I was out today,
I got you somethin'.
354
00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,840
I-I really...
355
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,180
I want to help you
feel better, you know?
356
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:05,520
And this should take care
of all your symptoms.
357
00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:14,940
- Except for "bitchy."
right, Ray?
358
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,610
- What do you mean?
359
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,120
- I mean there's
nothing in here forbitchy.
360
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,130
- Probably need
a prescription for bitchy.
361
00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:39,590
- If I had P.M.S.--
and I'm not saying that I have--
362
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,130
is that how you help me?
363
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,260
By taping me, by telling me
I have P.M.S.?
364
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:47,220
That doesn't help me!
That doesn't help me!
365
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,930
- Well, what do you
want me to do?
366
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,270
I don't know what to do!
Show me what to do!
367
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,520
Just draw it out for me!
368
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,940
- Have you ever thought
about giving me a hug?
369
00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:57,440
- A hug?
370
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,690
- Yes! A hug!
371
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,610
Did you ever think of
hugging me, ya jerk?
372
00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:01,910
- Well, it's pretty hard
to hug someone
373
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,110
who's trying to kill you!
374
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,950
- Yeah. Well,
it never occurred to you!
375
00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:06,280
You never even
tried it before.
376
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,200
- Well, look!
Thisis not huggable!
377
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,120
This--this is not Debra!
378
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,920
This is the woman
who shows up once a month
379
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,380
to rip into me
like a monkey on a cupcake!
380
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:20,420
- You listen. If my parents
lit an orphanage on fire
381
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,760
on Christmas eve,
382
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,510
they wouldn't be
as bad as your parents!
383
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,100
Huh?
- Yeah.
384
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,310
Ooh.
385
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:30,020
Dropped the turkey.
Dropped the turkey.
386
00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:00,800
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