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I'm World Lizard Tile. I'm fighting out of Las Vegas bottom. I'm 5 foot 8 inches

tall and 190 pounds.

I am Luna Lucifer Lovely.

I am 100 pounds.

I'm fighting out of hell.

And I'm here to fuck shit up.

So they threw me another little one.

I'm pretty sure this is going to be an easy one. I'm just going to make sure I

can open up our holes as much as possible.

Yeah, I am smaller than him. But it just gives me a better advantage to use my

secret weapon and destroy him.

Yeah, so after I destroy the sex fight, I'm just going to go ahead and put it

against that wall right over there and give it a little tile special.

After I win the sex fight, I'm going to take his demon semen from him.

Evolve Fight Mixed Wrestling. We have an awesome matchup for you today. We have

back on the mat the Lizard, Will Tile. He is taking on Lucifer Luna Lovely.

This is round one. Six minutes on the clock.

Wrestlers. What?

What you doing?

Nothing. What you doing?

I'm hanging out.

You're hanging out.

Just gonna drag me? Yeah. Is that your plan?

Yeah.

I think you're trying to, like, get me up.

Yeah. Oh, nice.

Oh,

I can get that, too.

with me.

Can't protect everything.

For you

You can give me a kiss.

Can't do our thing.

My dick action.

I'm going to put it in your mouth. That's what I'm going to do.

That's what I'm going to do.

There we

go.

Yeah,

open it up.

You tried it again

Yeah,

I knew it was going to be easy. So a new challenge.

I'm going to try to make it come in every single round. Put some special

out there. You know, highlight real times.

I was grabbing his dick the entire time. He can't handle my magic spells.

I'm going to get that Demon's Demon.

we're back for round two the judges scored round one a 10 -9 round giving

10 to the lizard over here six minutes on the clock wrestlers

Mm -hmm

She's trying.

You got two feet, two hands, and a mouth, girl.

You got weapons.

What the fuck?

You got a weiner.

You got that dick. I got a weiner. You got the dick.

There we go.

Got one leg.

You got nothing.

I only got one more.

Just got to get this other leg.

There we go. I got wiener.

She does. She's got that wiener.

She's winning the effects right here. She's doing the effects.

Trying to get to the coochie.

I got balls. Balls in my mouth. Do that galore.

Mm

-hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

around the back.

She's got plans.

Yeah. Are you running?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I can't move.

See you next time.

That's where you're wrong.

I'm sorry.

You saw the pin and penny, alright?

You saw how I picked the pin and all the pin moves, so right now I'm just gonna

go for the orgasm. Just gonna get this round three W, take it home, put nothing

on the board, you know what I'm saying?

It's my time to shine.

I'm coming back and I'm gonna get that instant orgasm. I've been saving up my

magic and we're gonna release it all.

We're back for the third and final round of this matchup. The judges scored

round... to a 10 -9 round giving that 10 to the lizard a reminder that if an

orgasm occurs in this round it is instant victory for the orgasm inflictor

they're both going for that oh let's see if they can get it happening in the

next six minutes wrestlers

Don't worry about this.

Nope. I want to take it.

That's not how it works, dog. Yeah, it is.

So maybe barrel roll you. No barrel roll.

You're going to get barrel roll when you keep coming at me like that. You're

going to get barrel roll when you keep coming at me like that. You're going to

get barrel roll when you keep coming at me like that.

Why are you running?

I'm just taking control.

Yep.

Just gotta get this.

I'm going to work my way back.

That's what I need. I need to get here.

No. No.

Oh, you think you're going to get it easy?

Yeah.

Why not?

It's all right.

Get up.

This is better. You have 20 seconds to do whatever you want.

20 seconds. That's good.

Now.

Let's pretend not to enjoy it. Yeah.

Feels like a win.

20

seconds is

up. Neutral position.

Neutral position.

Neutral.

I'm gonna take

the back

You feel that?

That's an

orgasm

on the mat. There's still a minute left.

You get a minute of free youth, Luna.

He did it to himself.

Get in the middle.

Come on over. She gets her minute, a free youth, and the prize round.

Yeah. You got greedy.

Winner.

See,

this is why I'm not helping you, because you won.

Yeah, I won.

Ladies and gentlemen, this fight ended with an orgasm on the mat. The score is

28 -20.

Your winner, inflicted orgasms, Lucifer, brought out the magic.

Take your prize.

Get over there.

Ooh, this is my prize.

So there's what you're going to do with your win?

Yeah. I like dick in my mouth.

Whatever.

I'm going to

lay

down so I can sit on your face.

Fine.

My winner winner. I get to do what I want.

Doesn't it taste like a winner pussy?

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

What a fitting cry.

See, if you were a loser, I'd back your ass right now.

Nope. I win.

Don't put it in your mouth while we're at it.

No, no one's here.

I got you to spill your seed for me.

Oh, my God.

I'm like... Are

you tired, huh?

No. I'm taking the cup just like I want.

See, I'm not touching you. No. I'm not fucking touching you. No.

You just have to take it.

Like a loser would.

I won't be next time.

You can try.

It's not that good.

No? It looks like it's really good.

Just one clench, I can make...

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

shit. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

I still need you.

Oh, fuck.

I think I want you

to fuck me now.

And how am I supposed to do that?

Maybe on your knees, doggie style.

Oh, fine.

Oh, fuck.

See? Perfect.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh.

Fuck. Oh, fuck.

You can't come yet.

I have more fucking to do. I have more fucking to do.

Don't be real cool if you just let me did it.

I already came once.

That would be real cool.

No, I don't think so.

Can I come yet?

No.

You

should

stay right there.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh.

Just come inside a moment.

Please. All right.

I suppose I can let you come inside me.

Oh, fuck.

You want to lay back down?

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. I can't go.

I can't fucking go.

Please.

Okay, I suppose.

Oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Congratulations, Luna Lovely. This was unexpected.

Really mind -blowing, mind -boggled. What the hell happened?

I just miscalculated, that's all.

Such a life lesson here.

You know, when we get cocky, when we think we're going to win, when we know

certainty we can't fail and we just dance a little too close to the sun.

Yeah.

Icarus. Icarus.

You came.

The game plan was a fucker. And the gift to the world wasn't fire. It was this

beautiful mess.

I'd have to agree.

I would have to agree.

I stole that demon demon just like I planned.

Yeah.

Basically, I was like, when I was getting ready to pull out, I was going

out and tap it on a coochie. And I was like, okay, I'll calm it down. But my

was hooked the wrong fucking way.

You got yourself.

Yeah, like, I would like to think, like, most of the subscribers out there are

penis -having people.

Penis -having people. So, you know, there's, like, a point where, like,

before you come, where you're like, okay, I can probably, like, make it, and

just totally hit that, and I, like, went to unscrew my leg, and her leg was

inside my ankle, and I was like, oh.

And that's why you just saw it happen. I was like, okay, well, just ride it out.

Maybe you got more time. Oh, you wrote it out. Oh, he wrote it out. And then I

looked up and I saw that shit. And I was like, fuck.

Oh, well. It's a victory in a sense. I mean, if you're going to lose in a sex

fight, coming is the best way to do it.

Yeah. So there's no real losers here.

Big congratulations to Luna. Very unexpected.

She was down on points.

I don't know. I don't even know what she did.

No. Big magic pussy keegled on you and you exploded. I saw that part. I was

talking about the part where the ankle, you was just up there like... You know,

I was doing what I could.

And you know, I won.

I liked this round four because that tease and denial was, I don't know, it

of was like a lesson for you since you didn't deny yourself and that's what

caused you to lose the...

It was such poetic justice to have this seasoned denial and teach you some

discipline. Absolutely.

It's a beautiful character art right here.

All she did was catch me when I haven't been jacked off by it.

That's what he did.

I was sitting there like, I'm going to try not to come, and I'm like biting my

lip, and I'm like, please don't put a hole in it.

That's why I started doing the thing with T -Line.

I just need to breathe through it. Yeah, I like that. Your breathing technique.

You're trying to get in the zone. I loved everything about that. You should

been using that in the match. Maybe.

Maybe.

That wasn't expectation.

Will, do you feel we were respecting your boundaries?

Did you do anything you didn't want to do today?

Do you want to come back? Yes. All right. Well, in just a moment, I'm going

ask you to think of somebody you want to call out for your next match.

I'm going to head on over to Luna. Do you feel we were respecting your

boundaries? Yes. Did you do anything you didn't want to do today?

Nope. Do you want to come back? Yes, please. All right. I'm going to ask you

think of a name. We have mixed wrestling. We have lesbian wrestling. So

two names, one vagina, one penis.

I'm going to come back over here to Will Tile.

You know, some girls are dodging you, but you can keep calling them out. Who

you want to call out?

Olivia Madison, Rocky Emerson, Penny Barber.

Rematch. Yeah, rematch. Rematch. I think this might, this match, once people see

it, might get some of the ladies more comfortable. Like, okay, he can come on

the mat. He...

He's a loser. I could take him on.

I'm not judging him. I'm so confident in my skills.

I'm going to make him come. So I think you just opened a can of worms here,

young man.

To that I can say that if you've got confidence like that, come on down.

Test it. Let's see how good your pussy is.

You lose. Can you kegel to make him come? Yeah. If you lose, you can't be in

tag team match. No tag teams with Lucifer Pussy.

Bullshit.

Bullshit. All right, Luna, give me some names. Who do you want to call out for

your next matchup? I'd love to call out Daisy Ducati. Daisy Ducati. She is what

I can do. Oh, that would be a good one, too, because she inflicts a lot of

orgasms, too. So you guys can, that'll be a real sex fight.

Give me a name for a dude.

Okay, let's see.

I think I've got to call out Jackson.

Jackson Briggs. I've got to get Jackson Briggs.

Undefeated. All right, let's see if we can. I've got to see if I can, I can see

if Lucifer's pussy can do it.

Put it.

A chink in his armor. Just dent that record a little bit. Give him that one

That would be awesome.

All right. Thank you both so much. Thank you.