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I'm going to play a song.

I really don't know what I'm doing.

Ugh, this is so frustrating.

I made a deal with your father that I'm supposed to make dinner for our one

month anniversary.

He's gonna bring us dessert.

But I have no clue.

I can't even read this recipe.

I'm just lost.

You're, honestly, you're the sweetest. We're both so lucky to have you. We

definitely know that. You're the best. Aw, thank you, sweetie.

Of course.

Thank you so much, sweetie.

I don't know what I'm doing here.

I don't need people to do this for me.

I don't know what to do.

Hey, listen, if you need any help, just let me know. I'm in the house, okay?

Really? Aw, thank you.

You're such a sweetheart.

Thank you.

Of course, anytime.

Alright, well, just let me know if you need anything.

Wow.

Hey, it smells good in here.

What a fucking asshole.

He canceled on me. He canceled our dinner plans after I cooked all damn day

him.

I'm so fucking pissed right now.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I can grab dessert.

He was going to give me a cream pie.

Yeah, I can just go grab a cream pie.

No, he was going to give me a cream pie.

Oh.

Sure. Unless you can give me a cream pie.

Uh, yeah. I can give you a cream pie.

You think?

Really?

Yeah.

Your father's not home, and Mommy needs a cream pie.

Oh my god.

Yeah, you like that?

Oh, I love it.

Yeah.

You like that?

Oh, yeah.

Yes, please

Amen.

Bye. Bye.

Woo.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Oh my gosh. So much gum. Oh my god.

Yeah. Oh my.

So hot and creamy and yummy.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh, this is so good.

Oh. This is the best cream I have ever had.

I'm so glad my father canceled tonight.

Of course, anything for you.