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Good morning, Willie. Good morning,
Professor.
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Your breakfast juice, as usual.
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Oh, how marvelous.
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Pineapple Tropicana with a little bit of
ketchup. One, two, three, four. Just
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right. Thank you, Willie. That's
wonderful.
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Pardon
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me,
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sir.
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Sir, what kind of a game are you
playing?
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Most of Ben Abdullah Schwartzberg does
not play games.
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Oh, oh, Wurtz's is mine, Leviticus
Wurtz's, and I play Lou and Gin Rummy,
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but that's a strange deck of cards
you're playing with.
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This is not a deck of cards.
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Examine.
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I know a lot about animals, you know. I
breed animals, you know. I crossbreed
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animals. At least I'm working on it, but
I know a lot about plants, too, and I
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don't know what this is. What is this?
This is the strangest leaf I've ever
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seen.
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You are not a very wise man.
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May I have my leaf?
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This is a special leaf brought to this
area by my ancestors many, many hundreds
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of years ago.
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It is a leaf possessed of very rare and
magical qualities.
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A magical quality.
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That's fantastic.
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What do you think it could help me with
my experiments, you know? I'm
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experimenting with crossbreeding
animals. I'm trying to make a flying
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you know? A turtle that can swim in air.
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I'm working on all kinds of snakes with
legs and things. I'm trying to
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crossbreed them so they'll make strange
kind of new animals, you see.
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Maybe that can help. We sell them by the
ounce.
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Oh, well, how much an ounce?
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But for you, first, I want you to try.
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Oh, how beautiful. Try it. You'll like
it. Oh, that's wonderful.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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My head, you say.
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How all the cosmos goes before your
eyes.
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Some colors.
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Yes.
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Oh, head, body.
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That's it. What do you call that
fantastic stuff? What is that?
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We call it the bungaloo leaf.
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The what?
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The bungaloo leaf.
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Oh, that's it. Maybe that will help me
with my experiments. I must have that. I
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must try that.
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Do you like that? Look.
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Do you like that?
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Come on. Eat some.
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Come on. It's good for you. La, la, la.
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La, la.
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Come on. Don't bite the cage. Bite the
leaf.
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How about you?
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How about you have some crazy food?
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Hello, baby. How did you eat?
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How would you like some of these
beautiful leaves?
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Don't be afraid. They're good for you.
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They're good for you. They're sweet for
me.
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Come on, chilly bird.
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Oh, you haven't let me down.
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Maybe you'll eat some of this great
leaf.
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Oh, here we are.
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Oh, pretty Shirley.
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Daddy brought you honey, honey.
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Daddy brought you breakfast.
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Little bungaloo leaf.
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Come on, here you go. Eat up. Open up
your mouth.
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Yummy, yummy, yummy.
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Come on. This is nice and horny. And
then you'll want to fuck the snake and
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it with both of the monkeys. Would you
like that?
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Eat it, you schmuck. Eat it.
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Oh, I give up. You're terrible. I give
up.
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Nothing works.
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It worked on me if it ate things.
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Oh, you just exhausted me. I've got to
check another day.
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Who's there?
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Who's there? Here we go.
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Who's there? Who's talking? Is that you?
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Is that you, 75?
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I knew it all the time. I knew you were
a baby doll.
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Professor, I can really talk.
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Who's talking? You.
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Come on, Jimmy. I know it's you, Jimmy,
baby.
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I love you. I love you.
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Tell me again.
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Tell me again you love me. Will you
please turn around? I'm over here.
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Come on, Professor, please.
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over there.
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Or there, Professor.
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Professor, I'm right over here.
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Please come over and pet me and make
nice again.
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You always make nice and I love the way
you make nice.
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Please make nice with me, Professor.
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Shirley! Is that you?
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Shirley! You're talking!
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Who? Shirley!
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Yes, I ate some of those leaves and I
can talk now.
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That's wonderful.
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delicious leaves. I ate so many that I'm
just stuffed.
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Perhaps a little later.
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I'll tell you what. You just rest. Take
your time. I'll go out for a walk. You
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understand? Then maybe you'll get hungry
again and you'll eat a few more leaves.
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And who knows? Oh,
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well. How did you do, Shirley? Did you
just... Shirley?
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Shirley?
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Shirley, did you eat the leaves? Where
did you go? Don't get around with me,
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Shirley.
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Shirley, what happened?
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Shirley, don't get around.
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Shirley, where are you?
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Oh, Shirley, I hope I haven't lost you.
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I've waited so long.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, and there goes my Nobel Prize.
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Fame, glory, everything I've worked so
hard for.
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I mustn't think negatively.
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She must be down by the water. My last
chance. Shirley!
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Shirley!
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I'm over here!
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Over here!
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Oh, Shirley, Shirley, Shirley, Shirley,
look at you. I can't believe it. Oh, my
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baby lobster, look what you've turned
into.
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But what happened to me?
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Where's my shell?
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I only have four legs. How am I going to
walk? How are you going to walk?
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What is all this stuff?
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That skin, that titties, these are legs.
You are beautiful. You are great.
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How everything is done from there. Learn
to walk. First we're going to walk. You
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have two feet. No more eight or ten.
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How many did you have before? How do I
walk?
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I will show you. First, follow me. Just
stand up. Up.
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Up. Up.
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That a girl.
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Nice.
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Beautiful.
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Beautiful.
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Beautiful.
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Beautiful. One step at a time. First
this foot.
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That's right. Up. Up. Up. Here we go.
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Oh baby!
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What's wrong, Professor?
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I thought we were going to make babies.
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Oh stay there, we need more
fungalolilies.
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Stay there. I'll be right back.
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What happened to all my pretty skin?
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What happened to my titties? What's
going on, Professor?
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Wait there. Wait there, baby.
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We'll get the leash before that man
disappears.
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This is your boat?
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You've got to sell me this boat. You've
got to sell me this boat. I've got to
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get to Pangaluli. Man, you can't take
this boat. This is my son's boat. This
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not for sale. I don't care. I've got to
get there.
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A boat like this will never get to
Pangaluli.
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I told you I'll get there or else.
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How much do you want for it? You can't
buy it.
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$1. No, you can't.
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$10. $20.
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$30. Not even a hundred dollars.
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A hundred dollars, you got it. You say a
hundred? Yeah. Okay, I'll take it for a
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hundred. Okay, here.
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A hundred dollars.
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I asked the boat, but this boat will
never get to you. It'll get me there,
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you worry about a thing.
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I got to get there. That's the greatest
stuff in the world.
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Take off, don't you worry about it. You
all right? Oh, you're crazy, huh? You're
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crazy.
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Looks like we've come out on some kind
of a beach.
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I think we've lost her back in the
mountains.
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Phew, that was a close one.
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Gee, Professor, maybe we can look for
some fongoluli now, Professor, huh?
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We're certainly going to try.
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This might very well be fongoluli.
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Was it the weirdest beach I've ever
seen?
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It's almost like rubbery sand.
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Oh, cutie pie, you're not quite my size,
but you're a man.
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Oh, come on, sweet pants, just sock it
to me.
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Get away, get away, you fake mother.
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I'm not looking for that kind of funky
business.
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I'm a scientist, not a lover.
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If you're a scientist, why don't you
explain?
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this sugar plum?
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I'm not an explorer.
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I'm an animal experimenter. I can turn
my lobster here into a beautiful young
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lady by feeding her some fungaloolie.
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I got plenty of fungaloolie.
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You're a big fat liar. That's what you
are.
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Shaking your big fat ass isn't going to
change anything.
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Listen here, muffin mouth. I'm not
asking you to... marry me. I just want
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climb up inside me and show me what
heaven on earth is all about.
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That's crazy, you know.
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I wouldn't make love to you if you were
the last woman on earth.
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Besides, you'd probably crush me to
death in there.
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Come on, sweet pants.
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Just sock it to me.
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I don't need sex. I need Pongaloolie.
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Maybe we can make a deal.
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what you want if you give me what I
need.
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You mean?
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You mean you have?
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You can get me something?
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That's it. That's it. You've got it.
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You've got it.
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I'll do anything you say. Anything for
that.
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I want you to climb up inside me and
shake, rattle,
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and grow until my toenails crumble and
the heavens explode.
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Was it a deal, Romeo?
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Shirley, I'm going to get us some
bungaloo leaves.
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I'll just let you out of the basket. And
while I'm keeping her busy, you crawl
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over and eat all the leaves you can.
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Don't look up, because there are some
things I haven't told you about. I don't
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understand. Just eat the leaves and run
for it.
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Okay. It's a deal.
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You just place it down there so I can
get it when we're through.
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Come and get me, you delicious cunt.
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Wow, it's really very nice in here Can't
see a fucking thing, but I'm sure I'll
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be able to find her vital parts once I
get used to the dark.
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Well, I've got to stop somewhere, and
this big doohickey is usually a good
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to get them going.
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I'll just whack on it like a punching
bag and see if that sends her flying.
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Ah, she's starting to move.
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Okay, baby, what you feel is what you
get.
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Oh, Leviticus, you little rascal.
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I'd better get the hell out of here
before that gigantic nympho comes to.
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You're going to get the call. Come away.
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Oh, sure.
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Oh, no.
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Rick, Rick, get away.
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We're going to lunch.
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That's enough. I have to feed sister
now.
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That's enough. I have to feed mother
now.
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Mmm, that was delicious. I feel full
now.
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My turn?
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Mmm, I'm full now.
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That was delicious.
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Sex time, sex time.
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Sex time, yes. You're right, sex time.
Wait, wait, wait.
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But who goes with who? You and I will go
together.
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But I thought we were together
yesterday.
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Wait a minute. I was with Father
yesterday.
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No, Father, you were with me yesterday.
No, you were with me yesterday. Sure, we
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were together. No, I was with you and
Father.
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No,
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wait a minute. You were with Father
yesterday. We were wasting sex time. I
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with Mother.
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It's a veritable Shangri -La.
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Oh, my. Look.
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Look, can you see?
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Funny sleeping people.
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Oh, this is so lovely. This is like the
Garden of Eden.
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I think we're in Bangalore.
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It's too beautiful not to be.
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They sleep with their eyes open. Weird.
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We'll have to talk to them. I guess they
won't mind us waking them up.
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You. Hello.
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Hello, everybody.
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Hello. Hello.
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Hello. Hello, everyone.
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Uh, is this fangaloolie?
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No.
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Well, do you have any fangaloolie leaf?
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Yes. Oh, goody. Oh, goody, goody, goody,
goody, goody, goody. I must tell you my
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story. You must help me. You see, I have
this lobster girl, you see, and she
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turns into a ravishing beauty when she
eats the fangaloolie leaf.
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Bullshit.
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No, no, no, it's not.
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It's not. It's true. It's a real story.
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Wait, I'll show you. If you just give me
some pangolini leaf, I'll show you. I
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will. I will.
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Show us.
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Show us.
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Show us.
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Show us. Show us.
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Show us.
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Show us.
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Show us.
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Let's get Shirley.
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Let's get Shirley.
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Let's get Shirley.
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She's beautiful.
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She looks good enough to eat.
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I'm tired of milk.
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Oh, Mommy, I want some of that.
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I wonder what she feels like.
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Let's find out.
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Yes, boss.
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Oh, I'd love to.
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I'd love to give it a hand.
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Yes, lovely girl. Shirley, my pretty
lobster.
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You're going to take us to Pungaloo?
Shirley,
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my lobster and I have been traveling for
a long time.
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Yes, Shirley, when she eats Pungaloo
leaves, she turns into the most
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girl in the world.
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I mean, you and I, Shirley, will be
together?
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No, I feel like we haven't done anything
yet. But we will.
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I can't. Every time I try to, you know
what?
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I do my thing, she does her thing, and
then we're going to have big creatures,
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strange animals.
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We're going to do a lobster that can
crawl in the bottom of the sea.
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Weird. How do you like it? It's good.
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Okay, good.
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No, man. No, man. You don't get it on
the water. You puff on it. You puff on
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What's in there?
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Bungalow.
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Bungalow? That's bungalow.
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Smoke it, too?
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Doesn't everybody?
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Like that?
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Like that.
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Like that?
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Harder. More.
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In. In. In.
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you're changing look at them shells
disappear
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It doesn't look like it did.
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It looks like a world beneath the world.
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What do you think it means?
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It means that Pongaludi will be our
death yet. Either that, or I'll make you
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your girl for life.
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01:00:12,430 --> 01:00:13,590
I don't know. It sounds like a human
voice.
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01:00:13,870 --> 01:00:14,870
But it's in human.
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01:00:14,930 --> 01:00:15,930
It's coming here, though.
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01:00:16,110 --> 01:00:17,110
No.
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01:00:24,650 --> 01:00:31,430
We've got to go
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01:00:31,430 --> 01:00:33,370
on, though. We must. We've come so far.
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01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:43,880
Some kind of a strange, weird old lady.
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01:00:58,500 --> 01:00:59,920
He's spreading it, too.
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01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:04,580
That's the man that did all those very
nice things to me.
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01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,040
It's not him at all. He's her.
329
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:08,400
I mean, she's him.
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01:03:51,630 --> 01:03:57,810
I brought you to this island for me
because, Professor, with your...
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01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:29,990
you back.
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01:04:31,450 --> 01:04:32,149
Oh,
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01:04:32,150 --> 01:04:41,150
please,
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01:04:43,430 --> 01:04:46,310
Professor. Tell her to make me into a
girl again.
335
01:04:46,870 --> 01:04:50,630
Oh, why did you do that? Bring her back.
Please bring her back. I love her. I
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01:04:50,630 --> 01:04:51,488
want her.
337
01:04:51,490 --> 01:04:55,990
You really want that silly little
creature back again? Well, Professor.
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01:04:56,630 --> 01:04:58,250
Professor, dear, come here.
339
01:04:58,910 --> 01:05:05,130
because you must do the fungalooly trot
with me. Oh, yes, Professor.
340
01:05:05,430 --> 01:05:11,250
Oh, yes, I have a robe. I have a robe
that will make you dance and prat...
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01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:26,850
Oh, my goodness.
342
01:06:27,630 --> 01:06:28,710
What's going on in here?
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01:06:29,070 --> 01:06:30,070
Oh, no.
344
01:06:30,090 --> 01:06:31,390
No, where are you taking me?
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01:06:32,890 --> 01:06:33,890
No.
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01:06:35,530 --> 01:06:37,510
She... She tempted me.
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01:06:38,590 --> 01:06:42,850
I don't like that kind of time. I'm just
a scientist.
348
01:06:43,490 --> 01:06:46,610
Oh, no.
349
01:06:48,850 --> 01:06:50,410
Oh, my goodness. It's so young.
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01:06:53,610 --> 01:06:55,970
It's... Trepidantism. Hang on.
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01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:57,470
Oh,
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01:06:58,850 --> 01:06:59,850
no.
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01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,840
Not you.
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01:07:59,060 --> 01:08:00,060
Not you.
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01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,960
Not you. Not you. Not you.
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01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,420
Not you.
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01:08:20,290 --> 01:08:21,670
Oh, come on, Shirley.
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01:08:22,029 --> 01:08:27,050
Let's get the hell out of here before
that mad woman gets some more crazy
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01:08:29,729 --> 01:08:30,830
Like a loony.
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01:09:02,060 --> 01:09:08,000
Well, if you want her so bad, Professor,
you can have her.
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01:09:10,660 --> 01:09:14,640
Shirley, what's happened to me? I think,
I think I'm a lobster.
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01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:17,240
Professor, you're beautiful.
363
01:09:17,660 --> 01:09:19,439
I mean, you're really handsome.
364
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:23,080
Shirley, I've never looked at you as a
lobster before.
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01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,200
You're positively ravishing.
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01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:28,580
I can't understand why I ever tried to
change you anyway.
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01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,080
Gee, Professor.
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01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:33,340
That look in your eyes, I've never seen
it before.
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01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:35,700
And it frightens me.
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01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,240
Don't be afraid.
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01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:40,859
I just want to hold you closer than I've
ever held you before.
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01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:42,540
That's what frightens me.
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01:09:42,819 --> 01:09:44,040
I think I love you.
374
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,660
That was a mind blower. That was
fantastic.
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01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:09,460
Why did I ever want you to be a girl?
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01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,120
Now I can take you home to my mother.
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01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:14,280
Your mother? Is she a good cook?
378
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:16,780
Fantastic. Do you like raw fish?
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01:10:17,340 --> 01:10:18,420
Boy, do I.
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01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:22,420
Oh, Professor, we're going to be so
happy.
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01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:25,700
Why don't you just call me Leviticus?
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