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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,410 --> 00:01:01,950 Hello, Greg? It's Alan. 2 00:01:02,290 --> 00:01:03,290 It's not easy. 3 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:06,870 They're tired, cold. But the merchandise will be there. 4 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,950 Don't worry. I know the terrain. 5 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:14,000 Come on! 6 00:01:43,950 --> 00:01:45,540 Is it much farther? 7 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,370 What's that? 8 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,790 Help... Help, a bear! 9 00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:06,580 Help! 10 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,160 This is France Bleu Besangon. Now the news 11 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:26,000 with Elodie Rougier. 12 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,580 Buying power is down. As Christmas nears, 13 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:32,450 gift-spending is down by 32%. 14 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,290 We asked a woman on the street. 15 00:02:34,450 --> 00:02:36,370 Before, everyone got a gift, 16 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:38,450 my husband, my mother-in-law. 17 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:41,160 Now it's just the kids. 18 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:04,870 Hello? 19 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,410 - Iroquois? - Yes. 20 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:07,580 It's Greg. 21 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,370 - On the Way? - Yes, we are. 22 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:12,370 We take delivery in 30 minutes at the hangar. 23 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,830 - I'll contact you then. - And Alan? 24 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,160 It's under control. 25 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,790 Alan's on the way, all's well. 26 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:21,330 - I'll join you afterwards. - Bye. 27 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:29,910 less Christmas spending. 28 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:36,000 I've been unemployed 6 months. My girlfriend will soon be too. 29 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,540 SAINT LOUP PINEWOOD 30 00:05:22,290 --> 00:05:23,450 Fuck. 31 00:05:40,330 --> 00:05:41,830 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 32 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,330 Sir? 33 00:06:02,410 --> 00:06:03,580 Sir? 34 00:06:05,830 --> 00:06:07,250 Fuck. 35 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:26,330 HOW TO MAKE A KILLING 36 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:48,330 December 20... 37 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:12,250 Doudou! Your ski mask! 38 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:14,450 Get inside, you'll catch cold. 39 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,660 Ask Jean-Jean about what we owe? 40 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,330 No, I couldn't. 41 00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:25,290 What happened to your cheek? 42 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,410 Your nose is cold! 43 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,450 So? 44 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:55,700 If you get sick, who'll help me with the costumes? 45 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,410 What do you want to go as? 46 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:03,910 A clown. Right? 47 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,870 We'll make a nice clown. 48 00:09:08,410 --> 00:09:10,500 A really nice clown. 49 00:09:11,410 --> 00:09:13,790 We can choose the fabric together. 50 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:16,250 You washed your hands? 51 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:19,370 Take the gum out of your mouth. 52 00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:22,370 Come on, Doudou. 53 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,540 I killed two strangers. 54 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,370 Not locals. I never saw them. 55 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:07,000 You say nothing? 56 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,580 No, nothing. 57 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:11,580 All you said was: "I killed two strangers". 58 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:14,080 What should I say? It's not a question. 59 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:18,500 - Go on, tell me. - Well... 60 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,580 I was driving. 61 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,120 There was a bear in the road. 62 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,580 I lost control of the pickup 63 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:30,950 and hit a car on the side of the road. 64 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:34,290 I wanted to help but she was dead. 65 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,000 With her underwear down. 66 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:39,580 And the guy... 67 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,200 he got scared and slipped. 68 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,700 He got impaled on a tree trunk. 69 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,080 There are no bears around here. 70 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:51,950 This time there was one. 71 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,330 Why didn't you call the gendarmes? 72 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,450 I didn't pay the car insurance. 73 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:01,000 Did you touch their car? 74 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:03,620 Yes... 75 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,290 I think so. 76 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,330 So you left fingerprints. 77 00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:16,750 Gautier. 78 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:19,830 - When did he go missing? - Yesterday afternoon. 79 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,330 His age? 80 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,750 Eight. 81 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,750 - His name? - Thierry. 82 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,750 Let me put you down. 83 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:31,700 Two seconds and then we'll leave. 84 00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:33,450 I'll show him a picture. 85 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:34,910 It can help, right? 86 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,080 He's a mutt. 87 00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:39,660 Yes, a poodle. 88 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:43,660 - You think he was eaten by a bear? - That's right. 89 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:47,200 We'll keep our eyes open and let you know. 90 00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:50,620 - We have your number, don't worry. - Thanks. 91 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,540 Lucien, what did I say? Put that down. 92 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,290 Goodbye, Mrs. Gautier. 93 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:57,910 Come here. 94 00:11:58,540 --> 00:12:00,910 Let's go. Back to the car, Arthur. 95 00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:13,040 No bears around here. 96 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,200 Looks like a dog. 97 00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:16,790 A big dog. 98 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:18,910 With a tiny tail. 99 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,580 He drew two big paws, 100 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:29,080 and two small ones in front. 101 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:30,750 Like a kangaroo. 102 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,500 Who gave them crayons? 103 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,200 Sami. 104 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,830 No one speaks French? 105 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:44,870 Sami! 106 00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,750 Do you speak Tamil? 107 00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,910 No, I'm Moroccan. 108 00:12:57,370 --> 00:13:00,000 The B... 109 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,200 The tall one speaks English. 110 00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:03,700 Go on. 111 00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:05,830 Sami? 112 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 - Speak English? - No, I'm Moroccan. 113 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:11,370 Good thing we hired young. 114 00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:14,950 Here, France. 115 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,120 You? 116 00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:17,580 Where? 117 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,120 France! 118 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,700 You from where? 119 00:13:22,830 --> 00:13:23,660 France? 120 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,040 You. 121 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,950 These poor guys. 122 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,540 They leave home, trek in the cold, 123 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:38,410 risk death, don't speak French, draw like 4-year-olds. 124 00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:40,330 How can they get by? 125 00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:42,370 It's awful. 126 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,660 I know, Florence. 127 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:57,830 Anne-Marie. 128 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,500 You never bother me. 129 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,620 No, don't bring a thing! 130 00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:10,500 I'm organizing it. 131 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,620 I swear. 132 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,200 Your daughter and I will see you Saturday. 133 00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,120 Listen, I'm so happy... 134 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,200 She's bringing the new one? 135 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:26,410 Yes. 136 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,200 I wanted to plan a family Christmas. 137 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,540 Now the family... includes him. 138 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,040 I have to get the tree! 139 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:40,950 He doesn't look well. 140 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,120 I'll take care of him. 141 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:45,040 - Are you sure? - Positive. 142 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,000 - Go on. - Sorry, Florence. 143 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:51,790 Thanks. Do something for them. Call the Red Cross or Emmaijs. 144 00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:54,620 - Get blankets. - Sami and I will manage. 145 00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:56,660 His mom is almost a volunteer. 146 00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:01,040 Mrs. Gautier from nursery school thinks a bear ate her dog. 147 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:15,500 It's a bear. 148 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,950 A bear scared them. 149 00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:20,620 Of course. 150 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:22,950 Now that you say so. 151 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,870 God they're bad at drawing. 152 00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:26,700 Blanche, come on. 153 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,250 What are you doing? 154 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,370 Giving her back her dignity. 155 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,580 Poor woman. 156 00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:28,080 You touched inside? 157 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,160 I stayed outside. 158 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,000 Stop wasting time. 159 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,450 Come on! 160 00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:36,790 What's that? 161 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,200 A handbag. 162 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,120 Let's keep it. 163 00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:46,000 We can't take their bag. 164 00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,200 It's Christmas. Got plans? 165 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,500 No, we said no gifts this year. 166 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,870 What'll you do with it? 167 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,290 I'll find something. 168 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,290 Anyway, they're dead. They don't need it now. 169 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:17,540 Michel... come and look! 170 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,370 What is it? 171 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,120 I don't know but... 172 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,660 They didn't win the French Open. 173 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,450 What do we do? 174 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:37,540 We think it over. 175 00:17:38,830 --> 00:17:39,950 I know! 176 00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:44,330 - What are you doing? - Hold on. 177 00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:47,870 Cathy! What are you doing? 178 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,250 No body, no death. 179 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:54,500 No death, no crime. 180 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:56,330 Stop with your crime novels. 181 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,500 It was an accident, not a crime. 182 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,080 Without my crime novels, you'd have left fingerprints. 183 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:04,120 So enough. 184 00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:07,080 Go get the guy, hurry! 185 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:10,200 Fast, before someone comes! 186 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:40,870 I can't! 187 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,500 I can't. 188 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,580 Do we hide the car too? 189 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:34,330 All I need is a stomach bug for Christmas. 190 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,250 Then I'll give them my cold. 191 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,080 Roland? 192 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:41,000 I found an abandoned car in La Feuillade. 193 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,700 Not local. In a bad state. 194 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,620 I'll call the pound. 195 00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:47,620 Is it blocking traffic? 196 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:50,750 They won't get there before Monday. 197 00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:53,450 They're understaffed too. It's Christmas. 198 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:56,410 It won't be in the way of anyone. 199 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,000 I have to go, I'm very, very busy. 200 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,000 - Enjoy. - Yeah, right. 201 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,620 Blanche! Can you please make an effort? 202 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,750 I don't want your mom's criticism. 203 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,950 Having a Nativity contest? 204 00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:14,790 This is pretty. 205 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,290 You're not together anymore. 206 00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:20,120 Why do Christmas if we're not a family? 207 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,830 Tree baubles won't change a thing. 208 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,750 To impress her new guy, suck in your belly 209 00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:27,290 or work out. 210 00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:30,790 Can you drop me at Sandra's? 211 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:34,450 No, I'm going to Cathy and Michel's for the tree. 212 00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:36,410 Want to come? 213 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,910 Too far. Can you make a detour? 214 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:42,700 I'm not your chauffeur. 215 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,250 So buy me a car. 216 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:51,200 - You don't have a license! - I know the gendarmes. 217 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,500 Get in. 218 00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:18,410 It's a lot. 219 00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:21,290 - How much? - A lot. 220 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,160 What'll we do with it all? 221 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:33,000 For now we'll hide it. We won't touch it. 222 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:38,500 What about the bodies? 223 00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:43,080 We think it over. 224 00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:23,290 It wasn't on purpose. 225 00:22:31,290 --> 00:22:33,160 Where's the controller? 226 00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:38,370 No use hiding it. 227 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:45,080 Not too much screen time, honey! 228 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,040 The shrink said one hour! 229 00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:51,000 The shrink. 230 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,200 Hurry. 231 00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:12,910 I'll get it. 232 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:25,910 Hello, Cathy. 233 00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:29,040 It's Roland for his tree! 234 00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:37,040 All good? 235 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,700 It's getting cold. 236 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:45,120 I can't come in? 237 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,410 Yes, yes... come in. 238 00:23:48,580 --> 00:23:49,910 Unless... 239 00:23:52,410 --> 00:23:54,830 Mulled wine with cinnamon? 240 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000 No, thank you. 241 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,580 I'd love some coffee. 242 00:23:58,750 --> 00:23:59,910 Yes, of course. 243 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,580 Right away! 244 00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:04,750 Michel! You're here. 245 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:05,910 You good, Roland? 246 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,540 Have a seat. 247 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,870 I'm exhausted. 248 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,910 Christmas season... 249 00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:23,950 So much stress. 250 00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:28,620 It's a gift. 251 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,580 Want a little sugar? 252 00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:36,540 No. 253 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,120 I'm trying to... 254 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,870 Yes, I understand. 255 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,700 I want to play again too. 256 00:24:49,870 --> 00:24:51,540 But exercise, I dunno... 257 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 It makes me nervous. 258 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,290 Strange, right? 259 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,700 Sorry I couldn't get here earlier. 260 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,410 It's a madhouse, only 3 of us. 261 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,410 Two called in sick and one got transferred. 262 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,580 A lot of turnaround. 263 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,500 That plus the holidays... 264 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,450 You don't want to sit? 265 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:33,450 I've been sitting on the tractor all day. 266 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:34,830 I don't know... 267 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:38,120 I don't feel well. 268 00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:42,290 Hemorrhoids. 269 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,700 Yeah, that's it... 270 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:48,870 Hemorrhoids for sure. Apple cider vinegar, hot. 271 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,410 Sitz baths... 272 00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:53,660 It shrinks them. 273 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:54,950 Want me to look? 274 00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:00,410 Gotcha! 275 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,200 Thought I'd inspect your butt? 276 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,910 The look on your face, Michel. 277 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,160 I'm no gynecologist. 278 00:26:18,950 --> 00:26:20,910 I'm a gendarme. 279 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:35,910 So! Let's go see that pine. 280 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,450 - I'll take you. - Yes, let's see. 281 00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:47,200 Choose it yourself. 282 00:26:47,790 --> 00:26:49,160 Big or small? 283 00:26:49,330 --> 00:26:52,250 Medium. To make a good impression. 284 00:26:54,370 --> 00:26:57,580 Damn, you better get your truck to a garage. 285 00:26:58,330 --> 00:27:02,080 If a gendarme sees you in that, you'll get fined. 286 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:05,040 I know, it's Doudou. 287 00:27:05,870 --> 00:27:07,290 Doudou drives? 288 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:11,040 He practices on the way up to the house. 289 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:12,500 Coming? 290 00:27:15,290 --> 00:27:17,040 So where are these trees? 291 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,120 Good thing you're not a dentist. 292 00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:29,040 This is some machine! 293 00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:32,870 Saw off an arm in a sec! 294 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,160 I'll say. 295 00:27:36,870 --> 00:27:38,330 I prefer without a net. 296 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,910 You remove it, it's for travel. 297 00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:43,950 It's not small? 298 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,250 You said medium. 299 00:27:46,410 --> 00:27:48,450 Well, that's medium-small. 300 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,330 Funny how they look bigger lying down. 301 00:27:53,910 --> 00:27:57,250 Mind if I call Blanche? Her mom's coming over 302 00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:00,410 with her new guy and I can't look pathetic. 303 00:28:00,950 --> 00:28:03,580 There's no network here. Go by the house. 304 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:06,870 - Wait! - Know what? 305 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,660 I'll Facetime her. 306 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:10,910 Wait, Roland. 307 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,290 No, you'll do it. Give me the tree. 308 00:28:15,580 --> 00:28:16,750 Go on. 309 00:28:17,290 --> 00:28:19,580 - Hi Dad. - No, it's... 310 00:28:20,410 --> 00:28:23,250 It's Michel. To show you your dad's tree. 311 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,830 Push to... turn it around. 312 00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:28,500 - Push... - Wait. 313 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,370 Move to the right. 314 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,200 A little more. 315 00:28:33,790 --> 00:28:35,200 More to the right. 316 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,540 Hey! I'm here. 317 00:28:38,830 --> 00:28:42,080 - Problem? - He wants his daughter to see the tree. 318 00:28:42,450 --> 00:28:44,250 - Honey'? - Are you done? 319 00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:46,200 - Like it? - It's a pine. 320 00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:48,040 It'll do. I'm no lumberjack. 321 00:28:49,870 --> 00:28:51,080 Is it tall enough? 322 00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:53,540 It's great. Bye, I have no battery. 323 00:28:56,910 --> 00:28:59,080 I'll take it. I'll help you load it. 324 00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:02,830 It's a lovely choice. Just add decorations. 325 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:03,870 I have none. 326 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,910 And there you go! 327 00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:10,580 Glad I got that over with. 328 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,830 By the way... 329 00:29:14,450 --> 00:29:18,120 Close your gate. Migrants almost got eaten by a bear. 330 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,580 See? 331 00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:21,000 What? 332 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:25,290 Because I always tell her to close the gate. 333 00:29:26,950 --> 00:29:29,580 Well, thank you. Merry Christmas. 334 00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:31,160 Merry Christmas! 335 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,330 How to... 336 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,290 get rid of... 337 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,500 a body. 338 00:30:09,330 --> 00:30:10,700 Two bodies. 339 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:17,040 COMMON METHODS 340 00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:23,700 So pigs are the best, they eat everything. 341 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,500 Except teeth. 342 00:30:25,870 --> 00:30:28,200 If it's just teeth, we're fine. 343 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:31,830 On the other hand, they don't eat fast. 344 00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:40,620 Acid. 345 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,580 Risky and complicated, apparently. 346 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,540 I have an idea. 347 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:55,500 December 21... 348 00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:20,910 Bears hunt salmon! 349 00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:24,370 Salmon? There are no salmon here. 350 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:26,870 There were no bears either. 351 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:40,950 You'll see. 352 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:44,950 When the bear smells this honey, it'll think summer. 353 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,450 He'll come running, you'll see. 354 00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:50,160 He doesn't need to eat them. 355 00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:53,040 If he tears them up a bit, he'll be guilty. 356 00:31:53,790 --> 00:31:55,830 They got lost in the forest. 357 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:57,620 The bear stumbled upon them. 358 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,830 And then... forest accident. 359 00:32:01,870 --> 00:32:04,620 By the time they find them here... 360 00:32:10,410 --> 00:32:12,160 No prayer, nothing? 361 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:19,750 We don't even know their names. 362 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,580 Come on, a thick coat on both sides. 363 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:20,120 Night, honey. 364 00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:25,200 Lights off, it's late. 365 00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:28,620 What did I say? 366 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,120 Time to sleep. 367 00:33:32,540 --> 00:33:34,080 Doudou, stop. 368 00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,000 Night, Mom. 369 00:33:41,660 --> 00:33:42,700 Night, honey. 370 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,410 Goodnight. 371 00:34:39,950 --> 00:34:42,750 December 22... 372 00:34:49,580 --> 00:34:51,750 I told you it wouldn't work. 373 00:34:51,910 --> 00:34:53,580 Not all bears like honey. 374 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:58,410 I don't get it. 375 00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:06,000 Cathy? 376 00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:08,120 There's another. 377 00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:17,080 We didn't see him yesterday. 378 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,410 What's wrong? You're not pregnant? 379 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,830 Pregnant? By who? 380 00:35:29,540 --> 00:35:31,500 Must be last night's purée. 381 00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:39,080 The current must have carried him here. 382 00:35:39,950 --> 00:35:41,250 Come help me. 383 00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:42,450 What are you doing? 384 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,910 I think we made a mistake. We can't get rid of the bodies. 385 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:49,790 We must make them visible. 386 00:35:49,950 --> 00:35:52,120 I mean, literally exhibit them. 387 00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:56,200 Because if no one finds them, they'll come looking. 388 00:35:56,370 --> 00:35:58,580 For sure. And they'll find them. 389 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,450 If they find them right away, they'll stop looking. 390 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,330 He's not part of this. 391 00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:11,080 Now he is. 392 00:36:17,450 --> 00:36:21,540 We'll put the bodies back in the car like in an accident. 393 00:36:22,330 --> 00:36:24,450 You weren't there, you know nothing. 394 00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:26,790 What about this? 395 00:36:27,450 --> 00:36:28,290 What is it? 396 00:36:28,870 --> 00:36:31,370 A phone, latest model, from body 3. 397 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,200 Keep it. Doudou's dying for one for Christmas. 398 00:36:56,290 --> 00:36:57,620 He's Portuguese. 399 00:37:01,450 --> 00:37:02,700 It's Anne-Marie! 400 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,040 - Hey, Roland. - Oh, Gilles. 401 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,040 The car's no longer empty. 402 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,160 What do you mean? 403 00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:15,660 - There are passengers. - How many? 404 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,040 Three, not including the flies. 405 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,120 - What do they say? - Say'? 406 00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:22,620 They won't be saying a thing. 407 00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:25,870 I've seen rotting bodies but this is... 408 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,500 Chernobyl. 409 00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:28,830 Okay, Gilles. 410 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,160 Listen, you stay put. 411 00:37:31,330 --> 00:37:33,370 I'll send Forensics and come. 412 00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:35,660 - Don't touch a thing. - Sure thing. 413 00:37:35,830 --> 00:37:37,080 Not a thing. 414 00:37:37,580 --> 00:37:39,080 We'll wait for you. 415 00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:42,700 He's coming with Forensics. Don't touch a thing. 416 00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:45,500 I swear, Roland. 417 00:37:45,870 --> 00:37:46,830 It was empty. 418 00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:48,790 I'm on my way. 419 00:37:51,910 --> 00:37:53,120 Excuse me. 420 00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:56,950 Sorry, don't mind me. 421 00:37:59,330 --> 00:38:00,500 Chief? 422 00:38:01,950 --> 00:38:06,000 No one called back? They clogged the toilet, now my office. 423 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,910 Chief, we have a problem. 424 00:38:10,370 --> 00:38:12,950 - Anyway, it's not fecal. - What is it? 425 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,120 Pellets. 426 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,290 Pellets of cocaine. 427 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,540 Three kilos, at least. 428 00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:21,200 They swallowed them. 429 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,540 They're mules, not migrants. 430 00:38:26,870 --> 00:38:28,950 - Well played. - How so? 431 00:38:29,410 --> 00:38:32,750 We don't search migrants. Not where it matters. 432 00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:34,700 No harm seen, no harm done. 433 00:38:35,290 --> 00:38:36,910 We'd have let them go. 434 00:38:37,410 --> 00:38:40,870 They trek off with their load, undetected, well played. 435 00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:43,410 But something irks me. 436 00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:47,080 How did they navigate the forest? They're not locals. 437 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,660 Poor things. 438 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,750 High price to cross borders. 439 00:38:51,910 --> 00:38:54,290 500 grams of cocaine in the rectum. 440 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:57,620 They swallow them. 441 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,620 I can barely swallow aspirin. 442 00:39:00,910 --> 00:39:02,790 They deserve their El Dorado. 443 00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:05,160 What do we do, Major? 444 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:08,160 Prison. 445 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,450 Just before Christmas. 446 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,000 Drug smugglers are a pain. 447 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,330 Sami... 448 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:16,620 stick them in a cell. 449 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:18,250 And keep an eye on them. 450 00:39:18,410 --> 00:39:20,410 We lost the cell key. 451 00:39:21,330 --> 00:39:22,540 Well... 452 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:24,830 use a padlock or something. 453 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,120 Use your head. 454 00:39:26,450 --> 00:39:27,500 Okay? 455 00:39:27,790 --> 00:39:30,660 Come, Florence. Good thing your nose is stuffed. 456 00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:34,790 I'm Matthieu Colbeau, pathologist. 457 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:36,830 I have a killer cold. 458 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,700 I only treat the dead. 459 00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:41,200 I was joking. 460 00:39:41,450 --> 00:39:42,830 - Major Bodin. - Hello. 461 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,200 So the car was empty last night? 462 00:39:45,370 --> 00:39:47,330 Yes... 463 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,620 Gilles discovered it. There was no one inside. 464 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:52,620 He doesn't drink? 465 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:55,750 Like everyone. When he's thirsty. 466 00:39:55,910 --> 00:39:58,000 The carnage isn't from today. 467 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,200 - May I? - Of course. 468 00:40:01,370 --> 00:40:03,540 Careful, miss. It's not a pretty sight. 469 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:04,910 What? 470 00:40:05,410 --> 00:40:07,410 What's your problem, earthworm? 471 00:40:08,290 --> 00:40:10,120 A woman can't bear the sight? 472 00:40:10,290 --> 00:40:12,290 Think my freezer never broke? 473 00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:16,080 5 kg of rotting meat, and no man to take out the garbage. 474 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,790 So spare me the "careful, miss". 475 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,000 We got some serious cadavers. 476 00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:36,370 We should have just tossed it in the dumpster! 477 00:40:36,580 --> 00:40:40,120 The dumpster is in plain sight. Too risky! 478 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,700 The weapon belongs at the crime scene. 479 00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:05,700 Oh fuck, fuck, fuck. 480 00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:08,290 Keep driving. 481 00:41:14,410 --> 00:41:16,750 - We're going to the supermarket. - By the forest? 482 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,700 Take the main road. This is blocked. 483 00:41:21,290 --> 00:41:24,120 - Was there an accident? - We can't say yet. 484 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,080 Total carnage. 485 00:41:27,830 --> 00:41:29,700 Hey Michel... Hey Cathy! 486 00:41:30,830 --> 00:41:32,200 You can't stay here. 487 00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:35,450 - We're going to the supermarket. - By the forest? 488 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:39,870 What's that, an abandoned car? 489 00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:44,290 Not really. I think we have a psycho. 490 00:41:46,330 --> 00:41:48,450 Florence leans more toward a pervert. 491 00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:51,160 - Because of the honey. - Honey? 492 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,870 Three corpses. 493 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,410 One's face is cut. The others, covered in honey. 494 00:41:58,410 --> 00:42:01,200 One was impaled, punctured abdomen. 495 00:42:01,370 --> 00:42:04,160 Totally pulverized. Sorry, Cathy. 496 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,700 Thouchart! Macaroons from Thouchart? 497 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,660 - I love them! My favorites. - Mine too. 498 00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:16,700 Did you get fingerprints? 499 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:18,330 It won't be long. 500 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,580 Bad guys always leave a trace. 501 00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:23,830 We'll find him. 502 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,200 We always do. 503 00:42:28,950 --> 00:42:31,330 - So good luck. - Good marketing. 504 00:42:33,830 --> 00:42:35,200 Marketing? 505 00:42:36,950 --> 00:42:39,290 Didn't you mention the supermarket? 506 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:44,660 - And Merry Christmas! - Let's go. 507 00:42:44,830 --> 00:42:45,790 That's different. 508 00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:14,410 Sorry. 509 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,040 - What now? - The supermarket, like we said. 510 00:43:42,290 --> 00:43:44,040 And they're watching us. 511 00:43:56,830 --> 00:43:58,540 We should stop. This is wrong. 512 00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:01,830 No more lies. We're good people. Let's come clean. 513 00:44:02,410 --> 00:44:04,200 We didn't do it on purpose. 514 00:44:04,790 --> 00:44:07,500 They'll understand. Gendarmes are intelligent. 515 00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,830 You're saying that out of fear. 516 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,950 They're looking for perverts. 517 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,620 As you said, we're good people. Peflod. 518 00:44:14,790 --> 00:44:17,160 It's not fear, it's principles. 519 00:44:17,330 --> 00:44:19,200 A moral compass. 520 00:44:19,450 --> 00:44:21,250 I can't live with this. 521 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,790 All right, Michel. 522 00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:28,330 We'll buy groceries then surrender. 523 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,790 About the money... what do we say? 524 00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:39,620 No one knows there was any. We don't have to tell. 525 00:44:39,790 --> 00:44:42,200 But I know. My conscience knows. 526 00:44:42,370 --> 00:44:43,540 I'm an honest guy. 527 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,580 I have values. 528 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:49,750 You're right. We'll give it back 529 00:44:49,910 --> 00:44:51,450 and turn you in. 530 00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:53,200 Turn me in? 531 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,200 You're the one who killed them. 532 00:44:56,370 --> 00:44:58,200 You're my accomplice! 533 00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:02,870 Who moved the bodies? Who put on honey? Pulled up her panties? 534 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,620 Who reads crime novels? 535 00:45:04,790 --> 00:45:06,830 If I go down, you go down, Cathy. 536 00:45:08,370 --> 00:45:10,120 What if we go to prison? 537 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:13,120 Who'll tend to Doudou? Social services? 538 00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:17,540 You want your son to go into foster care? 539 00:45:18,410 --> 00:45:19,660 In this shitty world? 540 00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:27,080 Sorry. 541 00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:30,750 - Not it's me. - It's me. 542 00:45:30,910 --> 00:45:33,040 This is silly. We can't crack. 543 00:45:35,330 --> 00:45:37,120 Come on, we must be strong. 544 00:45:39,830 --> 00:45:41,950 Look... look. 545 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:47,120 - Gorgeous. - Oh yeah, it's... 546 00:45:53,540 --> 00:45:54,910 We need an alibi. 547 00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:57,160 "Pakistani" is with a K? 548 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:02,330 The vehicle, apparently abandoned, 549 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,200 found its riders. 550 00:46:07,620 --> 00:46:09,000 Forensics sent pics. 551 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,950 I made photocopies. 552 00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:13,700 Shall I pin them up? 553 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,870 It's the forensics lab! 554 00:46:26,870 --> 00:46:29,000 Really... okay. 555 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,500 We'll deal with it. 556 00:46:32,660 --> 00:46:34,500 Thanks, we'll keep you posted. 557 00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:39,790 The impaled guy 558 00:46:39,950 --> 00:46:41,750 and the blonde in mink 559 00:46:41,910 --> 00:46:43,500 weren't tourists. 560 00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:45,120 Drug traffickers. 561 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,620 Serious police records. 562 00:46:51,580 --> 00:46:54,750 The two cases are connected, Florence. 563 00:46:55,870 --> 00:46:56,870 Sami! 564 00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,040 Put the African and the 3 Pakistanis up there too. 565 00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:03,620 - It could be chance. - No chance, just probabilities. 566 00:47:03,790 --> 00:47:07,040 And the probability is overwhelming. 567 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,330 The couple doesn't look innocent. 568 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,160 The barrette. Why is that barrette there? 569 00:47:20,330 --> 00:47:21,830 They found it in the car. 570 00:47:25,290 --> 00:47:28,000 Barrettes like that are sold everywhere. 571 00:47:32,790 --> 00:47:35,450 Maybe we wait before sending the report? 572 00:47:47,290 --> 00:47:48,410 What did you do today? 573 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:50,790 Nothing much. I'm on a break. 574 00:47:52,790 --> 00:47:55,500 - A break. - A sabbatical is a sabbatical. 575 00:47:55,660 --> 00:47:57,870 Like a fast: useless if broken. 576 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,200 A sabbatical from what? 577 00:48:01,620 --> 00:48:03,870 From school, which is a lot. 578 00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:05,870 From school. 579 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,540 I spent 3 months studying for my baccalaureate. 580 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,910 Flunking it was tough. 581 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,040 I need time to bounce back. 582 00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:15,580 How much time? 583 00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:17,500 I don't see you bouncing. 584 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,160 Pay for fashion design school, then we can talk. 585 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,540 Or I'll ask mom's boyfriend. He's rich. 586 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,410 A dentist, he does braces. 587 00:48:27,580 --> 00:48:29,040 Fucking goldmine. 588 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,330 Mind your tongue. 589 00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:32,870 Anyway it's beyond you 590 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,660 and your world of Playmobils in uniform. 591 00:48:38,580 --> 00:48:41,910 In my world of Playmobils, as you say, 592 00:48:42,830 --> 00:48:45,120 we hold onto our belongings. 593 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,000 Meaning? 594 00:48:48,290 --> 00:48:49,620 Your barrette. 595 00:48:49,950 --> 00:48:51,330 Where is it? 596 00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:54,750 Friend's house. 597 00:48:54,910 --> 00:48:56,910 - What friend? - You don't know her. 598 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:58,750 I better know her. 599 00:48:58,910 --> 00:49:00,370 We found it in a car. 600 00:49:00,790 --> 00:49:04,000 Dad, I don't have to tell you who I sleep with. 601 00:49:06,870 --> 00:49:08,160 You slept in the car? 602 00:49:08,330 --> 00:49:09,540 I'm legal, Dad. 603 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,370 You slept in a car with corpses? 604 00:49:14,540 --> 00:49:15,290 With what? 605 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,290 You're into necrophilia. 606 00:49:17,450 --> 00:49:20,290 Okay, you piss me off. I lost my appetite. 607 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,080 May I? 608 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,040 I'm sorry. 609 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,620 Why must you always know everything? 610 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,040 Isn't keeping quiet better? 611 00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:58,910 We're doing fine. 612 00:49:59,540 --> 00:50:01,410 We get along well. 613 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:03,200 Why spoil everything? 614 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,000 I didn't mean to be awkward. 615 00:50:07,830 --> 00:50:09,450 It's true, you... 616 00:50:10,580 --> 00:50:12,330 You've grown up. 617 00:50:12,830 --> 00:50:15,000 It's hard for me to admit. 618 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,120 That's all. 619 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,700 Sure there were no corpses? 620 00:50:24,870 --> 00:50:26,000 Stop! 621 00:50:26,330 --> 00:50:28,540 I ask as a gendarme, not a dad. 622 00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:31,200 So call me in for questioning. 623 00:50:31,620 --> 00:50:32,910 It's not a good idea. 624 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,950 Stop, an alibi is an alibi. 625 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,250 Trust me, for once. 626 00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:39,910 As an old friend, Sabine. 627 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:44,660 Even as an old friend, I don't like lies. 628 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,540 I know how they can destroy illusions. 629 00:50:49,370 --> 00:50:52,040 I spent years imprisoned by make-believe, 630 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,580 by conventions, 631 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,830 by useless lies. 632 00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:58,580 One day I decided to be myself. 633 00:50:59,790 --> 00:51:02,040 Now you ask me to lie, Michel. 634 00:51:04,450 --> 00:51:06,000 How much? 635 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,910 To renovate the dungeon. 636 00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:24,160 And new sex swings in the Love Room. 637 00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,290 Very nice sex swings. 638 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,330 Demanding clientele. 639 00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:36,660 So you'll say we were here last night. 640 00:51:36,830 --> 00:51:38,000 Night of the 21st. 641 00:51:38,410 --> 00:51:40,120 The night of the 21st. 642 00:51:41,790 --> 00:51:44,540 Thank you, Sabine, and goodbye. 643 00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:47,040 Goodbye. 644 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,330 Why not stay for a drink, get to know the place? 645 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,790 If we're saying you were here, at least get a taste. 646 00:51:53,950 --> 00:51:57,120 No, thank you, we're not dressed. 647 00:51:58,790 --> 00:52:00,200 You're cute. 648 00:52:00,370 --> 00:52:02,040 Afraid to have some fun? 649 00:52:03,290 --> 00:52:06,000 You know, the best way to find yourself 650 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,250 is to know where you get lost. 651 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,250 Come, don't act so shy. 652 00:52:13,290 --> 00:52:14,500 Michel... 653 00:52:22,660 --> 00:52:25,330 Anyway, thanks, I'll have a gorgeous dungeon. 654 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:29,540 Actually, I'll use some of your gift to buy masks for New Year's Eve. 655 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:30,950 That always works. 656 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,700 Stripping may come easy. 657 00:52:32,870 --> 00:52:35,410 But masks turn adults back into kids. 658 00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:37,120 I love your bag, Jacqui. 659 00:52:37,290 --> 00:52:39,040 Cathy. It was a gift. 660 00:52:44,290 --> 00:52:47,500 I'll leave you. Have fun. Drinks are on me. 661 00:52:54,950 --> 00:52:57,540 Stay to the end. It's Gangbang Night. 662 00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,830 - Stop. - What? 663 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,500 We went to farming school together. 664 00:53:43,870 --> 00:53:45,370 She had glasses and acne. 665 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,200 And big boobs. 666 00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:50,620 Excuse me. 667 00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:57,910 That's not what I look at. 668 00:54:02,370 --> 00:54:03,660 Jealous? 669 00:54:04,370 --> 00:54:05,370 Excuse me? 670 00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:08,660 Not at all. Jealous? No, seriously... 671 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,290 are you crazy? 672 00:54:10,870 --> 00:54:12,290 You're jealous, Cathy. 673 00:54:12,580 --> 00:54:14,040 No, Michel. 674 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,290 I prefer... 675 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:17,950 not to answer. 676 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,160 Anyway, admit it's a good alibi. 677 00:54:22,450 --> 00:54:24,500 No one will say we weren't here. 678 00:54:24,790 --> 00:54:27,660 Know anyone who brags about doing this? 679 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,830 No, thanks. That's sweet. 680 00:54:43,290 --> 00:54:44,750 What did he want? 681 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,160 Anal sex. 682 00:56:17,830 --> 00:56:19,540 Okay, good night. 683 00:56:31,750 --> 00:56:34,000 Doudou, it's too late for music. 684 00:56:34,450 --> 00:56:36,370 It's time to sleep, Doudou! 685 00:56:37,580 --> 00:56:40,000 December 23... 686 00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:40,870 So... 687 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,250 What were you doing in the car? 688 00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:46,370 Sleeping with Basile. 689 00:56:46,580 --> 00:56:47,950 Why there? 690 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,500 His kid brother was at his place. 691 00:56:50,830 --> 00:56:53,200 And I scream during sex, so... 692 00:56:53,370 --> 00:56:54,290 "I scream... 693 00:56:54,910 --> 00:56:57,910 during sex." 694 00:57:01,290 --> 00:57:02,870 Why not Basile's car? 695 00:57:03,330 --> 00:57:06,040 Too small. The seats don't go back. 696 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:13,200 We wanted to stop by Marc's for condoms. 697 00:57:13,370 --> 00:57:17,330 We wanted to go to Guillaume's. He has a spare bedroom. 698 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,250 So, on the way to Guillaume's, we saw the car. 699 00:57:22,830 --> 00:57:24,790 And a nice car too. 700 00:57:24,950 --> 00:57:26,910 The seats were obviously cushy. 701 00:57:28,950 --> 00:57:30,750 So we could really let go. 702 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,450 Excuse me, I... 703 00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:35,790 I'll make myself some coffee. 704 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,660 "So we could really let go." 705 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,580 Why is he staring? 706 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,700 You don't have to stay for a statement. 707 00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:51,120 I was just helping. 708 00:57:52,370 --> 00:57:54,790 You didn't notice anything in the car? 709 00:57:54,950 --> 00:57:56,120 No. It was night. 710 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,700 Two men, a woman, honey. 711 00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:03,540 Doesn't ring a bell? 712 00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:06,700 Nope, we don't do that. We're more basic. 713 00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:10,410 You're sure there was no one? 714 00:58:11,910 --> 00:58:14,580 I had a few beers, but still... 715 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,000 Major? 716 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,370 The bodies were added. 717 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,700 There you go. 718 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,660 2,300 euros. 719 00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:43,540 And here you go. Thanks, Christian. 720 00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:45,040 Thanks, Michel. 721 00:58:45,580 --> 00:58:47,250 See you, have a good day. 722 00:58:58,450 --> 00:58:59,950 What's that? 723 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,950 I bought us heating oil. 724 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,120 With what money? 725 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,410 With ours. 726 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,950 You took from the bag? 727 00:59:09,450 --> 00:59:12,080 I barely took a thing, just what we need. 728 00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:16,330 Car insurance, heating oil, Jean-Jean's fertilizer, honey. 729 00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:22,870 You're out of your mind. 730 00:59:23,540 --> 00:59:24,500 Why? 731 00:59:24,830 --> 00:59:27,410 Like with the TV, you agreed to the TV. 732 00:59:27,910 --> 00:59:30,910 Because the TV stays hidden. 733 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:32,500 No one sees it but us. 734 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,620 But our debts... 735 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,790 How do we justify paying them off? 736 00:59:39,830 --> 00:59:41,620 What did you tell Jean-Jean? 737 00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:44,790 He'll go to the bank and blab. 738 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,750 You can't reimburse 5,000 like that! 739 00:59:48,330 --> 00:59:51,370 They'll ask him how he got 5,000 euros 740 00:59:51,540 --> 00:59:54,370 in cash, from one day to the next. 741 00:59:54,620 --> 00:59:57,120 Banks ask questions! It's their job. 742 00:59:58,290 --> 01:00:01,080 We'll say we sold more trees. 743 01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:03,790 Yeah, right. Treat them like idiots. 744 01:00:06,410 --> 01:00:08,330 People will talk, Michel. 745 01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:16,700 You can't be trusted. 746 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,250 Here, Basile's car leaves town. 747 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,540 With Blanche. 748 01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:31,290 At 11:12 pm... 749 01:00:31,700 --> 01:00:34,370 17 minutes later, it reappears here. 750 01:00:35,660 --> 01:00:38,410 As seen on the town's surveillance camera. 751 01:00:38,580 --> 01:00:40,160 17 minutes? 752 01:00:40,950 --> 01:00:42,000 What? 753 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,500 They spent only 17 minutes in the BMW. 754 01:00:44,660 --> 01:00:46,000 Yeah, so what? 755 01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:48,450 That's all. It's not long. 756 01:00:48,830 --> 01:00:50,500 We're not investigating that. 757 01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:52,000 Yeah but it's not long. 758 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,580 Then, from 11 :29 759 01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,580 until the tow truck came, 760 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,330 nothing: no one comes, no one goes. 761 01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:03,870 Okay, so to sum up... 762 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,700 Basile's car... 763 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,250 comes in from here. 764 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,000 And goes out this way. 765 01:01:17,410 --> 01:01:20,580 And the BMW is right in the middle. 766 01:01:21,950 --> 01:01:23,580 At 11:12 pm, 767 01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,120 no bodies in the car. 768 01:01:25,540 --> 01:01:27,660 And at 8:48 am, 769 01:01:27,830 --> 01:01:29,500 the bodies pop up. 770 01:01:29,830 --> 01:01:31,450 And no one came in, 771 01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:33,750 not from here, not from here. 772 01:01:35,290 --> 01:01:36,790 So it has to happen... 773 01:01:37,410 --> 01:01:38,870 without a doubt... 774 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:40,080 here. 775 01:01:40,450 --> 01:01:43,830 The problem is there's nothing there. 776 01:01:44,580 --> 01:01:47,200 Yes, there's the pine tree farm. 777 01:01:51,330 --> 01:01:53,080 Good thinking, Sami. 778 01:01:54,290 --> 01:01:55,370 Very good. 779 01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:56,700 Of course. 780 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:00,200 Michel and Cathy. 781 01:02:11,450 --> 01:02:13,950 - Hello, Roland! - Hello, Cathy. 782 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,750 Problem with your tree? 783 01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:17,950 Can we come in? 784 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:19,370 Of course. 785 01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:21,000 Come in! 786 01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:25,830 Don't wipe your feet, I'll mop up after. 787 01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:27,540 Just a sec. 788 01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:30,040 Michel, it's Roland. 789 01:02:35,620 --> 01:02:37,250 It's too loud. 790 01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:44,330 There. 791 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,700 Come on in. 792 01:02:58,290 --> 01:02:59,790 Do you want coffee? 793 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:02,870 Just a few questions for you. 794 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,620 What's wrong? 795 01:03:04,790 --> 01:03:06,700 Doudou did something dumb? 796 01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,120 Can we sit? 797 01:03:08,290 --> 01:03:10,200 Yes, of course. 798 01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:17,040 These are purely routine questions. 799 01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:44,040 Cathy, Michel, 800 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:48,290 the night of the 21st, did you see or hear anything unusual? 801 01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:52,450 Unusual how? 802 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:54,290 Gunshots, maybe. 803 01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:56,080 A car. 804 01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:58,580 A thud at night, shouts. 805 01:03:59,830 --> 01:04:01,580 You're scaring me now. 806 01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:04,580 It bothers me to ask, but... 807 01:04:05,290 --> 01:04:06,830 Where were you on the 21st? 808 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,830 We were at the Cupid. 809 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:11,750 The swinger's club? 810 01:04:13,790 --> 01:04:16,250 - Thursday is bang-bang night. - Gangbang. 811 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,330 Gangbang. 812 01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:21,870 And we used the swing. 813 01:04:22,540 --> 01:04:24,500 Michel, it's important. 814 01:04:27,910 --> 01:04:29,120 All night long? 815 01:04:29,290 --> 01:04:30,160 On the swing? 816 01:04:30,540 --> 01:04:31,750 No, the Cupid. 817 01:04:33,290 --> 01:04:34,540 Until daybreak. 818 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:42,500 - And Dominic? - Doudou? 819 01:04:44,540 --> 01:04:46,370 - He was asleep. - Okay. 820 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,160 Here. 821 01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:52,500 Can we question him? 822 01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:01,750 Yeah. 823 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,120 If he's not on his PS. 824 01:05:06,910 --> 01:05:07,830 It's... 825 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,160 Doudou, come here, son. 826 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,370 Come sit down with us. 827 01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:19,290 They have some routine questions. 828 01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:21,750 Routine means like usual. 829 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:23,160 See? 830 01:05:26,450 --> 01:05:28,410 Doudou, the night of the 21st... 831 01:05:28,580 --> 01:05:30,040 He's not deaf. 832 01:05:32,790 --> 01:05:36,660 Do you remember what you were doing on the night of the 21st? 833 01:05:37,410 --> 01:05:38,790 The 21st. 834 01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,910 The night before last. 835 01:05:47,290 --> 01:05:48,410 Remember? 836 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,410 Take your time. 837 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,290 This is Doudou... 838 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:04,200 Not a real talker. He's a little... 839 01:06:04,370 --> 01:06:06,540 He's normal. The doctors all say so. 840 01:06:08,910 --> 01:06:11,250 No, Cathy. He's not normal. 841 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,500 What were you doing the night of the 21st? 842 01:06:16,910 --> 01:06:17,870 Sleeping- 843 01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:20,040 You were in your room. 844 01:06:24,330 --> 01:06:27,250 - You were sleeping. - Yeah, he was sleeping. 845 01:06:34,830 --> 01:06:36,000 I think that's it. 846 01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:49,660 They weren't at the Cupid. 847 01:06:50,580 --> 01:06:51,580 How do you know? 848 01:06:53,950 --> 01:06:55,540 Because I was there. 849 01:06:58,290 --> 01:06:59,910 I'm not allowed? 850 01:07:00,290 --> 01:07:01,330 Go on, say it. 851 01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:04,790 Say I'm a slut. 852 01:07:07,620 --> 01:07:08,700 I didn't say a word. 853 01:07:08,870 --> 01:07:11,790 You think I'm an easy lay. Yeah, I am. 854 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:15,870 It's better to be an easy lay than to be alone. 855 01:07:16,830 --> 01:07:18,250 I do what I can. 856 01:07:21,790 --> 01:07:23,830 In a world too big. 857 01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:26,580 And a uniform too small. 858 01:07:31,910 --> 01:07:33,580 You know, Florence... 859 01:07:35,660 --> 01:07:38,910 in life, we all search for ourselves. 860 01:07:41,750 --> 01:07:45,580 One day I think you'll find your Prince Charming. 861 01:07:46,450 --> 01:07:48,290 Because you deserve to. 862 01:07:49,870 --> 01:07:51,540 Yes, Florence. 863 01:07:52,290 --> 01:07:55,620 One day you'll come across a good man. 864 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,370 I hope you'll hold onto him. 865 01:07:58,620 --> 01:08:02,120 You'll be smarter than me. You'll be better at that. 866 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:06,660 You're not a slut, Florence. 867 01:08:10,830 --> 01:08:13,080 I'm in such pain, Father. 868 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,950 It's not like me. 869 01:08:16,370 --> 01:08:19,660 You know I'm not a liar. I tell you everything. 870 01:08:20,540 --> 01:08:23,080 - How much was in the bag? - 2 million. 871 01:08:24,370 --> 01:08:26,250 Now a little less. 872 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,000 - Two million. - Yes. 873 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:30,080 Some sum. 874 01:08:31,290 --> 01:08:33,290 For sure, it's a real lot. 875 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:37,580 You're not responsible, son. 876 01:08:37,750 --> 01:08:39,660 God sent you a test. 877 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,910 You simply welcomed it. 878 01:08:48,370 --> 01:08:50,910 I sort of killed them, accident or not. 879 01:08:52,540 --> 01:08:54,160 There are no accidents. 880 01:08:54,330 --> 01:08:56,370 Only the Lord's decisions. 881 01:08:57,250 --> 01:09:00,330 They were on your path. You weren't looking for it. 882 01:09:03,410 --> 01:09:05,120 How much again? 883 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:08,790 Two million. 884 01:09:09,790 --> 01:09:11,500 Huge amount. 885 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,580 Why not keep it under God's protection? 886 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:18,080 Here, in this church, far from the wicked. 887 01:09:19,580 --> 01:09:21,200 I doubt Cathy would agree. 888 01:09:21,370 --> 01:09:22,290 She trusts no one. 889 01:09:22,450 --> 01:09:24,620 You mistake me for an infidel? 890 01:09:25,450 --> 01:09:26,410 Of course not. 891 01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:28,200 I'm a man of God. 892 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,830 I'll bring the money tomorrow. It's safer. 893 01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:36,830 But not a word to anyone. 894 01:09:38,790 --> 01:09:40,160 My lips are sealed. 895 01:09:46,410 --> 01:09:48,080 You spoke to the priest. 896 01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:51,540 He spoke to the priest. 897 01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:53,750 What a dumb-ass. 898 01:09:53,910 --> 01:09:56,330 He won't say a word. We can trust him. 899 01:09:57,330 --> 01:09:58,870 We can't keep the money here. 900 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,160 Be reasonable. 901 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:03,000 Nothing about this story is reasonable. 902 01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,410 Now I... I'm tired. 903 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:12,410 Honestly, I dunno... for once, try to be present. 904 01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:15,370 I carry all the weight. I'm all alone. 905 01:10:15,910 --> 01:10:18,000 So really, for once, 906 01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:22,290 as a father, a husband, whatever, try to carry me. 907 01:10:22,540 --> 01:10:23,830 I need it. 908 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:24,950 Understand? 909 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,790 I'm exhausted. I've had it. 910 01:10:27,290 --> 01:10:30,080 I'm exhausted from all of this. 911 01:10:30,410 --> 01:10:33,200 Of planting pine trees! And for what? 912 01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:36,500 To end up as fucking pallets in supermarkets! 913 01:10:36,660 --> 01:10:39,040 And Christmas trees in next week's trash. 914 01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,870 What purpose do we serve? 915 01:10:42,330 --> 01:10:43,290 None! 916 01:10:43,450 --> 01:10:44,290 We do shit. 917 01:10:44,450 --> 01:10:47,080 We're in deep shit, a shitty couple! 918 01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:48,290 We're... 919 01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:50,700 We're parasites. 920 01:10:54,950 --> 01:10:56,250 I'm taking a bath. 921 01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:58,370 Cathy? 922 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:07,000 We haven't spoken like this in ages. Right? 923 01:11:18,790 --> 01:11:21,700 December 24... 924 01:11:21,950 --> 01:11:24,040 All right. No, no... 925 01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:27,620 No problem, we'll wait for them. Happy holidays. 926 01:11:30,580 --> 01:11:33,700 Florence. They're taking the case from us. 927 01:11:33,870 --> 01:11:36,160 2 crime squad cops are taking over. 928 01:11:36,910 --> 01:11:39,290 December 24th, they got nothing else to do. 929 01:11:39,660 --> 01:11:41,370 I'm totally floored. 930 01:11:42,580 --> 01:11:43,870 You dye your beard! 931 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:46,370 Otherwise it makes me look old. 932 01:11:47,870 --> 01:11:49,700 - And your hair? - That too. 933 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:51,000 Different dye. 934 01:11:51,290 --> 01:11:52,450 What'll you do? 935 01:11:52,620 --> 01:11:54,540 Just tell them what I know. 936 01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:56,870 - When, now? - Yeah. 937 01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:58,040 Christmas Eve? 938 01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,500 Cathy and Michel, the Cupid, the fake migrants? 939 01:12:00,660 --> 01:12:01,540 Yep. 940 01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:03,000 The barrette? 941 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:05,580 Your daughter's barrette? 942 01:12:07,750 --> 01:12:09,700 - Coloring shampoo. - Yeah. 943 01:12:22,830 --> 01:12:25,580 They fucking send us here on the 24th! 944 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:36,000 - And your wife? - My wife prefers it. 945 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:39,790 Please hurry, I'm closing. It's Christmas, it's dead. 946 01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:41,370 When it grows back? 947 01:12:41,540 --> 01:12:42,700 It itches. 948 01:12:42,870 --> 01:12:44,040 Like a kiwi. 949 01:12:47,290 --> 01:12:48,450 Ladies and gents. 950 01:12:49,370 --> 01:12:51,950 - Cash or card? - Card. 951 01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:53,200 Coffee stirrer? 952 01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:19,160 Lieutenant Jacquin. 953 01:13:19,580 --> 01:13:22,410 - Is your superior here? - Yes, sir, I'll get him. 954 01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:24,580 I'll follow you. 955 01:13:25,750 --> 01:13:27,660 Major? The police, for you. 956 01:13:27,830 --> 01:13:28,830 Do I show him in? 957 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,370 Yes, send them in. 958 01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,290 There's only one. 959 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,910 Then show him in. 960 01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:36,250 Go on in. 961 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,660 Hello, Lieutenant. 962 01:13:48,410 --> 01:13:49,700 Major Bodin. 963 01:13:50,750 --> 01:13:52,910 Please, take a seat. 964 01:13:59,450 --> 01:14:00,950 You don't have a partner? 965 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,450 He's with his kids for the holiday. 966 01:14:04,250 --> 01:14:07,040 I figured kids are more important than... 967 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,410 three stiffs in a BMW. 968 01:14:11,290 --> 01:14:12,540 Christmas is Christmas. 969 01:14:12,910 --> 01:14:13,660 True. 970 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,330 So Major, tell me all you know. 971 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,540 For now, nothing certain. 972 01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:29,660 Leads. 973 01:14:29,830 --> 01:14:31,200 - Just leads. - Names? 974 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,370 Addresses? 975 01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:34,910 Leads... 976 01:14:36,370 --> 01:14:38,290 What's unfortunate is... 977 01:14:38,700 --> 01:14:40,120 it's Christmas. 978 01:14:40,290 --> 01:14:42,700 We'll have to push off till tomorrow. 979 01:14:42,870 --> 01:14:45,500 After the family lunch. 980 01:14:46,290 --> 01:14:47,950 As you say, 981 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:50,660 Christmas is Christmas. 982 01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:55,450 We respect tradition here. Like a sort of truce. 983 01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,620 The Major means you must be patient. 984 01:14:58,790 --> 01:15:00,370 It's a tough case. 985 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:03,500 For now, we want to check our leads. 986 01:15:05,950 --> 01:15:09,290 You come on December 24th, it's not great timing. 987 01:15:09,700 --> 01:15:11,290 I'm not one to talk... 988 01:15:11,450 --> 01:15:14,870 If it's a problem, I can call your chief 989 01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,000 and explain the situation. 990 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:22,330 I'll let Santa do his job. 991 01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:25,370 That's the spirit. 992 01:15:25,540 --> 01:15:27,120 I'll come after the turkey. 993 01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:29,120 Better timing. 994 01:15:31,370 --> 01:15:32,620 See you tomorrow. 995 01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:34,950 - Merry Christmas. - You too. 996 01:15:41,870 --> 01:15:43,290 One big asshole. 997 01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:45,950 With one fucking ugly hairdo. 998 01:15:50,660 --> 01:15:51,580 Room 12. 999 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,450 It's like a suite, with a TV. 1000 01:15:56,290 --> 01:15:57,580 Here for Christmas? 1001 01:15:58,620 --> 01:15:59,660 You got it. 1002 01:15:59,830 --> 01:16:00,660 Alone? 1003 01:16:09,700 --> 01:16:11,910 You won't be alone. I'll be here. 1004 01:16:20,790 --> 01:16:22,620 It'll stop. 1005 01:16:25,580 --> 01:16:27,370 You're squeezing too tight. 1006 01:16:31,910 --> 01:16:33,290 See? 1007 01:16:37,290 --> 01:16:38,620 Tough cookie. 1008 01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,540 We said alone. 1009 01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:01,290 Alone is both of us. 1010 01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:03,950 What's up? You lost our address? 1011 01:17:05,790 --> 01:17:09,500 I wanted us to meet on neutral ground, without... 1012 01:17:09,790 --> 01:17:11,250 without the kid. 1013 01:17:11,410 --> 01:17:13,620 Roland, you're scaring me. 1014 01:17:14,620 --> 01:17:15,870 Michel, 1015 01:17:17,370 --> 01:17:19,790 I think it's time you tell the truth. 1016 01:17:20,450 --> 01:17:21,580 About what? 1017 01:17:22,450 --> 01:17:25,870 About the BMW, the corpses, the honey. 1018 01:17:27,910 --> 01:17:30,580 - I said we were at the Cupid. - Yes. 1019 01:17:31,700 --> 01:17:33,830 No... you weren't. 1020 01:17:34,410 --> 01:17:35,910 You weren't at the Cupid. 1021 01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,870 That's a good one. Ask Sabine! 1022 01:17:40,330 --> 01:17:42,750 - Sabine? - Yeah, the boss. 1023 01:17:42,910 --> 01:17:45,160 She went to farming school with Michel. 1024 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:50,450 I'm off the case. The Crime Squad took it over. 1025 01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:53,660 They're not softies. 1026 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,080 They'll search you to the bone. 1027 01:17:56,540 --> 01:17:58,620 And they'll find something. 1028 01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:01,910 Your damaged truck. 1029 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:04,830 The surveillance footage, your fake detachment. 1030 01:18:06,290 --> 01:18:08,200 You can't escape it. 1031 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:11,040 You're the first suspects. 1032 01:18:11,660 --> 01:18:13,910 So tell me the truth. Or else... 1033 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:15,450 Or else what? 1034 01:18:15,620 --> 01:18:17,540 They'll find it on their own 1035 01:18:17,870 --> 01:18:19,790 and it will really annoy them. 1036 01:18:20,290 --> 01:18:21,790 And they'll find it. 1037 01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:24,200 They always do. 1038 01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:27,750 It's me. 1039 01:18:28,830 --> 01:18:30,450 I killed them. 1040 01:18:33,370 --> 01:18:37,080 At first there were 2 of them. The third came later. 1041 01:18:37,540 --> 01:18:38,830 It was an accident. 1042 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,830 I panicked. You don't see a bear every day. 1043 01:18:43,450 --> 01:18:45,910 Trust me, I was all alone. 1044 01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:47,290 Cathy didn't know. 1045 01:18:48,660 --> 01:18:51,830 She had nothing to do with this. She's a great woman. 1046 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:53,450 She's... 1047 01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:56,870 She's brave, sensitive. 1048 01:18:57,410 --> 01:19:01,120 You can put me in prison. She doesn't need a tree farmer... 1049 01:19:01,540 --> 01:19:03,200 who's scared of everything. 1050 01:19:03,580 --> 01:19:04,500 Trust me. 1051 01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:06,500 It's the truth. 1052 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:09,870 I was alone. Cathy wasn't there. 1053 01:19:10,330 --> 01:19:11,500 She didn't even know. 1054 01:19:11,660 --> 01:19:12,950 Right, Cathy? 1055 01:19:19,410 --> 01:19:20,580 Cathy wasn't there. 1056 01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:24,950 Listen, let's get through Christmas Eve. 1057 01:19:26,290 --> 01:19:28,910 Tomorrow you can turn yourself in. 1058 01:19:30,790 --> 01:19:31,450 All right. 1059 01:19:39,290 --> 01:19:40,500 Tomorrow, 1060 01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:42,830 when you make your statement, 1061 01:19:43,950 --> 01:19:46,660 you don't have to say you were driving. 1062 01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:50,330 You can say it was Doudou. 1063 01:19:51,370 --> 01:19:53,080 He was learning, it's credible. 1064 01:19:53,700 --> 01:19:55,410 Doudou is 12. 1065 01:19:55,700 --> 01:19:57,790 Exactly. He risks nothing. 1066 01:19:57,950 --> 01:20:00,250 He'll be deemed not responsible. 1067 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:04,660 At worst they'll put him in a place for kids like him. 1068 01:20:04,830 --> 01:20:06,160 Kids like him? 1069 01:20:06,660 --> 01:20:08,750 No one touches Doudou, okay? 1070 01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:10,950 Roland, he's our son. 1071 01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:15,000 I was just saying. 1072 01:20:15,580 --> 01:20:16,660 Tend to your daughter. 1073 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,500 That would be better. 1074 01:20:21,450 --> 01:20:23,330 What about the money? 1075 01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:27,410 What money? 1076 01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:33,580 There's some missing. 1077 01:20:35,580 --> 01:20:36,660 A little. 1078 01:20:38,290 --> 01:20:39,580 How much is there? 1079 01:20:41,830 --> 01:20:42,910 Was 2 million. 1080 01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:45,540 The Lord is as generous as he is good. 1081 01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:46,830 As his emissary, 1082 01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:50,620 I took it on myself to help the needy. A leaky roof. 1083 01:20:51,290 --> 01:20:52,910 Bethier's sick flock. 1084 01:20:53,330 --> 01:20:56,000 Old lady Cazeneuve who needed firewood. 1085 01:20:56,160 --> 01:20:57,700 God ordained me to act. 1086 01:20:57,870 --> 01:20:58,950 Think we're stupid? 1087 01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:00,330 Come now, Michel. 1088 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:02,790 Meanwhile, the money isn't yours. 1089 01:21:02,950 --> 01:21:04,200 You must return it. 1090 01:21:04,580 --> 01:21:05,870 Keep God out of it. 1091 01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,250 God alone can cleanse dirty money. 1092 01:21:08,410 --> 01:21:09,910 Save it for the judge. 1093 01:21:10,450 --> 01:21:12,040 This is God's house, son! 1094 01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:15,700 Stop calling me "son", Jean-Pierre! 1095 01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,370 It's starting to piss me off! 1096 01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:22,250 You're not my father. 1097 01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:24,080 He's dead and buried. 1098 01:21:24,250 --> 01:21:26,580 I know. What a lovely funeral. 1099 01:21:27,790 --> 01:21:29,200 What do we do? 1100 01:21:30,330 --> 01:21:32,080 We do as we said, Michel, 1101 01:21:32,700 --> 01:21:35,540 tomorrow go to the police and fess up. 1102 01:21:35,910 --> 01:21:37,410 As for me, 1103 01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:40,790 I'll get my lamb roast and take the money. 1104 01:21:40,950 --> 01:21:43,450 I'll put it in the gendarmerie. 1105 01:21:44,290 --> 01:21:45,750 In a safe place. 1106 01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:52,870 What? 1107 01:21:53,870 --> 01:21:55,200 Nothing. 1108 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,410 Puerto Vallarta, Mexico 1109 01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:23,620 - Hello, Marc? - No, it's Diego. 1110 01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:28,330 - It's Iroquois. -Answer, I'm busy. 1111 01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:30,000 Your brother's busy. 1112 01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:31,250 Oh, nice... 1113 01:22:31,410 --> 01:22:32,580 Tell him it's all good. 1114 01:22:32,950 --> 01:22:36,200 The delivery is late, but we localized the drop-off. 1115 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:39,370 I worked my way up to the head gendarme. 1116 01:22:39,580 --> 01:22:40,660 I'll see to it all. 1117 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,450 I'll keep you posted. 1118 01:22:45,450 --> 01:22:48,080 What do you mean, they'll be late? 1119 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:51,870 Traffic? They couldn't plan for that? 1120 01:22:52,370 --> 01:22:53,910 Yes, I have the lamb. 1121 01:22:55,410 --> 01:22:57,080 Now I'm early. 1122 01:22:57,620 --> 01:22:59,790 All right. See you shortly. 1123 01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:04,910 Good evening. 1124 01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:07,410 You good, Roland? 1125 01:23:08,620 --> 01:23:09,790 Yes. 1126 01:23:11,830 --> 01:23:13,250 A glass of white. 1127 01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:17,200 And give me a 30-euro cigar. 1128 01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:19,910 I'll smoke it with Santa. 1129 01:23:23,290 --> 01:23:25,750 White with bubbles for Christmas. 1130 01:23:25,910 --> 01:23:27,200 That's kind of you. 1131 01:23:31,790 --> 01:23:33,120 - Corinne? - Yes? 1132 01:23:33,290 --> 01:23:35,410 They say "money can't buy happiness". 1133 01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:38,830 How much, exactly? 1134 01:23:39,750 --> 01:23:42,200 - You're not doing great. - I am. 1135 01:23:43,370 --> 01:23:44,750 Just imagine... 1136 01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:48,540 if I gave you two million euros. 1137 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,250 Okay? 1138 01:23:50,410 --> 01:23:51,910 And I said: 1139 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,120 Leave everything. 1140 01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:56,660 Leave your bar, your clients, your man. 1141 01:23:56,830 --> 01:23:58,410 You change your life. 1142 01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:01,000 Go somewhere sunny. No questions asked. 1143 01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:04,410 - 2 million? - 2 million. 1144 01:24:06,540 --> 01:24:08,830 No need to think. I leave. 1145 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,500 Not you, Roland? 1146 01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:15,660 Come on, 2 million! 1147 01:24:24,910 --> 01:24:26,250 Well... 1148 01:24:26,410 --> 01:24:28,290 a few alterations and... 1149 01:24:28,450 --> 01:24:30,700 I still fit into it. See? 1150 01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:33,040 You're beautiful. 1151 01:24:46,410 --> 01:24:47,790 May I? 1152 01:24:56,870 --> 01:24:58,330 You're right. 1153 01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:02,870 It's been a while since we've spoken. 1154 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,040 Since the day the doctor told us that Doudou... 1155 01:25:07,830 --> 01:25:10,040 wouldn't be like the others. 1156 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,950 I wanted to tell you 1157 01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:22,790 I don't care about all that money. 1158 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:28,830 Tomorrow, if you spill the beans and end up in prison, 1159 01:25:31,330 --> 01:25:33,830 you'll always be my bandit, Michel. 1160 01:25:48,830 --> 01:25:50,120 When's the reservation? 1161 01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:54,540 It's time to go. 1162 01:25:59,540 --> 01:26:00,700 Doudou? 1163 01:26:02,290 --> 01:26:03,370 Coming? 1164 01:26:03,540 --> 01:26:05,200 We have to leave. 1165 01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:26,910 "Lips. 1166 01:26:29,830 --> 01:26:31,120 "Mouth". 1167 01:26:31,950 --> 01:26:33,290 Yes, good. 1168 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,120 "Nose. 1169 01:26:38,750 --> 01:26:40,200 Say it with your nose. 1170 01:27:06,580 --> 01:27:07,790 The code. 1171 01:27:08,950 --> 01:27:10,120 Two. 1172 01:27:10,620 --> 01:27:11,870 Three. 1173 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:14,160 One. 1174 01:27:47,950 --> 01:27:50,160 Florence, put down the gun. 1175 01:27:52,700 --> 01:27:55,330 You just shot a police lieutenant. 1176 01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:01,620 Do you know many police officers 1177 01:28:01,790 --> 01:28:05,000 who shoot from behind with a silenced Beretta 92? 1178 01:28:31,660 --> 01:28:32,580 You're right. 1179 01:28:33,790 --> 01:28:34,950 No resemblance. 1180 01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:39,870 So who is he? 1181 01:28:41,660 --> 01:28:42,870 I don't know. 1182 01:28:44,950 --> 01:28:46,290 Thank you, Florence. 1183 01:29:00,540 --> 01:29:02,410 We'll go have a pee. Come... 1184 01:29:12,620 --> 01:29:14,250 Anyone here? 1185 01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:16,330 Wait, Doudou. 1186 01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:18,500 Stop, people live here... 1187 01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:44,080 Oh fuck. 1188 01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:47,450 This time it wasn't us. 1189 01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:55,160 This is Hare Krishna. 1190 01:29:55,830 --> 01:29:59,080 Soon the dead will outnumber the living. 1191 01:30:09,700 --> 01:30:11,000 Where are you? 1192 01:30:11,660 --> 01:30:13,410 What? At a friend's? 1193 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,620 And your mother? In front of the house. 1194 01:30:16,790 --> 01:30:17,830 Okay- 1195 01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:19,250 I'll send Sami. 1196 01:30:19,700 --> 01:30:22,950 I'll have him get the lamb roast from my desk. 1197 01:30:23,910 --> 01:30:26,580 Welcome them, serve drinks. 1198 01:30:26,870 --> 01:30:28,250 I'll be a little late. 1199 01:30:28,410 --> 01:30:29,660 So... 1200 01:30:30,700 --> 01:30:33,660 we have, on the one hand, 2 million euros. 1201 01:30:34,450 --> 01:30:36,040 Well... we had. 1202 01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:38,080 On the other, 3 kg of coke. 1203 01:30:39,370 --> 01:30:43,750 - The gram is at 7O euros. - Wholesale, yes. 1204 01:30:44,370 --> 01:30:45,620 For this to add up, 1205 01:30:46,700 --> 01:30:50,370 we're missing about 27 kg of cocaine. 1206 01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:52,410 Where is the dope? 1207 01:30:55,410 --> 01:30:58,160 No drugs. We don't go there, Roland. 1208 01:31:00,910 --> 01:31:02,950 On our son's life, no drugs. 1209 01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:06,040 The money, the gun, yes. But no drugs. 1210 01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:07,450 Michel... 1211 01:31:07,620 --> 01:31:08,620 What? 1212 01:31:08,790 --> 01:31:09,790 What gun? 1213 01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:14,870 The gun we put in the cashier's hand at the gas station. 1214 01:31:18,540 --> 01:31:21,040 Stop it, you're bothering Roland. 1215 01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:26,790 Is he dead? 1216 01:31:28,370 --> 01:31:29,950 We've had... 1217 01:31:30,580 --> 01:31:32,000 a complicated day. 1218 01:31:32,410 --> 01:31:35,500 - Can we cover him? - It's a crime scene. 1219 01:31:37,790 --> 01:31:40,160 Can we have his ear-pods? 1220 01:31:41,370 --> 01:31:42,790 For Doudou. 1221 01:31:49,790 --> 01:31:51,450 He's not answering? 1222 01:31:53,750 --> 01:31:55,250 No, it's not his. 1223 01:31:56,580 --> 01:31:57,620 Not mine either. 1224 01:31:57,790 --> 01:31:58,790 Whose is it? 1225 01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:00,200 Him. 1226 01:32:00,540 --> 01:32:02,620 The bald one, with the hood. 1227 01:32:05,750 --> 01:32:07,450 Hello, Alan? It's Diego. 1228 01:32:07,620 --> 01:32:09,790 What the hell? You never called Iroquois. 1229 01:32:09,950 --> 01:32:13,450 Hear me? I'm with his brother who's pissed. 1230 01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:17,370 He wants his money and you better not double-cross us. 1231 01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:20,700 Otherwise you know what'll happen. 1232 01:32:21,330 --> 01:32:23,450 We'll make you eat your balls... 1233 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:35,000 We'll let you spend your last Christmas together. 1234 01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:36,290 Thank you. 1235 01:32:37,120 --> 01:32:39,910 This is starting to annoy the hell out of me. 1236 01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:43,580 So many canker sores, I couldn't see her uvula. 1237 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,830 You never even charged her! 1238 01:32:49,250 --> 01:32:50,370 I'm too princely. 1239 01:32:52,950 --> 01:32:54,160 Finally! 1240 01:32:57,290 --> 01:32:58,750 Fix your tie. 1241 01:32:59,120 --> 01:33:00,040 Fix it. 1242 01:33:04,250 --> 01:33:05,200 Forgive me. 1243 01:33:05,370 --> 01:33:07,830 12:30! We thought you were Santa! 1244 01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:13,120 You're so pale! What's wrong? Are you tired? 1245 01:33:13,290 --> 01:33:15,450 You're pretty. You don't have the keys? 1246 01:33:15,620 --> 01:33:18,290 - I don't live here anymore. - True. 1247 01:33:18,450 --> 01:33:19,580 You know Denis? 1248 01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:22,120 - Good evening. - Yes, I know Denis. 1249 01:33:22,290 --> 01:33:24,160 He was my dentist. 1250 01:33:25,290 --> 01:33:27,080 - Hello. - Hello, Denis. 1251 01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:30,200 Sami, what are you doing here? 1252 01:33:30,370 --> 01:33:32,370 I invited him to stay. 1253 01:33:32,540 --> 01:33:34,450 The lamb is on the table. 1254 01:33:36,540 --> 01:33:37,700 You didn't cook it! 1255 01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:39,040 You didn't ask. 1256 01:33:39,540 --> 01:33:40,750 Come on... 1257 01:33:41,290 --> 01:33:43,040 Dinner isn't for a while. 1258 01:33:43,200 --> 01:33:44,750 It's time for dessert. 1259 01:33:45,700 --> 01:33:47,000 Fuck! 1260 01:33:48,620 --> 01:33:51,750 - Left leg brings good luck! - Let me help. 1261 01:33:58,910 --> 01:34:00,450 The lights are out now? 1262 01:34:11,450 --> 01:34:13,250 The Christmas tree is back! 1263 01:34:16,700 --> 01:34:18,790 - What is it? - Here. 1264 01:34:19,910 --> 01:34:20,950 Christmas gift. 1265 01:34:29,830 --> 01:34:32,290 So you can buy a car, a used one. 1266 01:34:32,660 --> 01:34:34,620 And take driving lessons. 1267 01:34:34,790 --> 01:34:37,750 Because not every gendarme is nice. 1268 01:34:39,330 --> 01:34:40,950 Dad, thanks. 1269 01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:44,830 Michel, don't come for your statement tomorrow. 1270 01:35:45,080 --> 01:35:47,330 I'll manage. 1271 01:36:20,410 --> 01:36:23,500 December 25... 1272 01:36:25,790 --> 01:36:27,580 What a Christmas! 1273 01:36:29,330 --> 01:36:30,910 And you found nothing? 1274 01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:32,620 No, Captain. 1275 01:36:32,790 --> 01:36:34,500 So, we have... 1276 01:36:34,910 --> 01:36:36,200 seven corpses. 1277 01:36:36,660 --> 01:36:38,700 Including two police officers. 1278 01:36:38,870 --> 01:36:41,500 Three drug traffickers. One cashier. 1279 01:36:41,660 --> 01:36:44,870 And one turtleneck with a feather-shaped earring. 1280 01:36:45,250 --> 01:36:47,750 But no money, no motive, nothing. 1281 01:36:49,910 --> 01:36:50,910 Gangland killing. 1282 01:36:51,450 --> 01:36:52,410 Probably. 1283 01:36:59,410 --> 01:37:01,700 I can't speak. I'm in an interrogation. 1284 01:37:01,870 --> 01:37:03,290 I'm going for coffee. 1285 01:37:03,830 --> 01:37:04,910 In the waiting room. 1286 01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:07,160 It's gross, but all we have. 1287 01:37:08,370 --> 01:37:09,870 He doesn't like his gift? 1288 01:37:10,330 --> 01:37:12,540 Well, we can't afford a baby grand. 1289 01:37:14,040 --> 01:37:17,330 I know he's disappointed but what can I do? 1290 01:37:17,500 --> 01:37:18,790 I'll call you back. 1291 01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:21,000 Kids... 1292 01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:23,410 It was my husband. 1293 01:37:23,580 --> 01:37:24,750 We're divorced. 1294 01:37:26,700 --> 01:37:27,790 Like everyone. 1295 01:37:27,950 --> 01:37:29,250 It's my son. 1296 01:37:29,410 --> 01:37:30,950 He studies piano in Paris. 1297 01:37:31,910 --> 01:37:33,200 Costs us a fortune. 1298 01:37:34,080 --> 01:37:37,830 They teach trumpet in Besangon but he insists on piano. 1299 01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:40,540 Piano is nice... 1300 01:37:41,250 --> 01:37:42,830 when well played. 1301 01:37:44,750 --> 01:37:46,660 How much does a piano cost? 1302 01:37:48,450 --> 01:37:50,000 A good piano. 1303 01:37:51,620 --> 01:37:53,000 - Much longer? - Hope not. 1304 01:37:53,160 --> 01:37:55,750 We have better stuff to do on December 25th. 1305 01:38:00,540 --> 01:38:03,540 So, let's start from the beginning. 1306 01:38:03,830 --> 01:38:05,330 You were at the... 1307 01:38:07,290 --> 01:38:10,160 The Cupid, that's right. 1308 01:38:11,950 --> 01:38:12,830 Every night? 1309 01:38:13,290 --> 01:38:14,620 Every night. 1310 01:38:15,950 --> 01:38:18,410 Not Christmas Eve. I was with my daughter. 1311 01:38:19,830 --> 01:38:21,120 Kids... 1312 01:38:23,450 --> 01:38:24,830 Population of 967 1313 01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:28,160 and no one saw or heard a thing. 1314 01:38:30,330 --> 01:38:33,620 At the same time, the more thugs kill each other, 1315 01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:36,200 the less they bother us. 1316 01:38:37,790 --> 01:38:38,790 Goodbye, Major. 1317 01:38:39,250 --> 01:38:41,000 Goodbye, Captain. 1318 01:38:42,830 --> 01:38:44,080 I almost forgot. 1319 01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:48,200 The gift from the kids in the church choir. 1320 01:38:48,620 --> 01:38:50,040 For the piano. 1321 01:38:53,200 --> 01:38:55,910 And a little more, if you need it. 1322 01:39:03,410 --> 01:39:04,410 You know, 1323 01:39:04,750 --> 01:39:06,370 when you hit a beehive, 1324 01:39:06,540 --> 01:39:09,700 the queen bee comes after you one day or another. 1325 01:39:09,870 --> 01:39:11,370 So beware. 1326 01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:13,040 Be vigilant. 1327 01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:14,250 Right. 1328 01:39:14,410 --> 01:39:15,580 Right. 1329 01:39:16,750 --> 01:39:18,040 See you soon. 1330 01:39:23,620 --> 01:39:26,000 December 31... 1331 01:39:27,660 --> 01:39:29,200 Come on, hurry up! 1332 01:39:29,660 --> 01:39:33,580 If we get there after 7, we can't sign up for the pageant... 1333 01:39:37,290 --> 01:39:39,410 New Year's Eve costume party? 1334 01:39:40,500 --> 01:39:42,000 How original. 1335 01:39:42,660 --> 01:39:44,330 Let me guess. 1336 01:39:45,080 --> 01:39:47,830 Lucky Luke and Tinkerbell, right? 1337 01:39:48,910 --> 01:39:50,250 Love it. 1338 01:39:51,330 --> 01:39:53,290 Let me tell you a story. 1339 01:39:54,500 --> 01:39:55,500 Sit. 1340 01:40:10,950 --> 01:40:14,370 Story of a little ant that wanted to eat a whale. 1341 01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:19,910 I think the title says it all. 1342 01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:28,500 You're lucky. 1343 01:40:29,660 --> 01:40:31,200 I'm a nice guy. 1344 01:40:32,950 --> 01:40:37,000 No faking it, it's in the genes. I've always been nice. 1345 01:40:40,040 --> 01:40:41,450 But now... 1346 01:40:41,750 --> 01:40:43,790 you messed with my kid brother. 1347 01:40:43,950 --> 01:40:46,120 I know he was no saint. 1348 01:40:46,290 --> 01:40:48,750 He had flaws, but he was my brother. 1349 01:40:52,200 --> 01:40:54,000 2 million wasn't worth my coming, 1350 01:40:54,910 --> 01:40:57,620 but now, you understand, I take it personally. 1351 01:41:00,830 --> 01:41:02,040 Listen... 1352 01:41:02,410 --> 01:41:04,250 we don't know your brother... 1353 01:41:05,620 --> 01:41:06,500 It's not us. 1354 01:41:07,250 --> 01:41:07,910 Stop! 1355 01:41:08,910 --> 01:41:10,120 I said stop! 1356 01:41:13,910 --> 01:41:15,540 Shut up, bitch. 1357 01:41:18,950 --> 01:41:19,870 I swear! 1358 01:41:24,330 --> 01:41:26,370 So, pine merchant, 1359 01:41:27,160 --> 01:41:28,160 where's my money? 1360 01:41:29,910 --> 01:41:32,250 Nothing... there's nothing left. 1361 01:41:33,080 --> 01:41:34,250 Nothing, sir. 1362 01:41:34,410 --> 01:41:35,660 I swear. 1363 01:41:36,830 --> 01:41:37,620 I'm disappointed. 1364 01:41:42,080 --> 01:41:45,000 I expected a little more cooperation. 1365 01:41:45,370 --> 01:41:48,950 I'm really, really, really disappointed. 1366 01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:55,950 - Fuck! - I know! 1367 01:41:57,370 --> 01:41:58,540 I know... 1368 01:41:59,080 --> 01:42:01,160 where the money is. The drugs. 1369 01:42:02,750 --> 01:42:04,620 Over there, under a tree. 1370 01:42:04,910 --> 01:42:06,080 Out there. 1371 01:42:08,910 --> 01:42:10,410 There we go. 1372 01:42:13,620 --> 01:42:14,870 You... 1373 01:42:15,620 --> 01:42:17,370 better not be bullshitting me. 1374 01:42:22,950 --> 01:42:25,000 It's out here near the trees. 1375 01:42:37,950 --> 01:42:39,120 You have to dig. 1376 01:42:39,870 --> 01:42:41,120 May I? 1377 01:42:43,500 --> 01:42:44,450 Go on. 1378 01:42:51,660 --> 01:42:53,330 It's not far. 1379 01:43:11,500 --> 01:43:12,910 Don't touch my morn! 1380 01:44:58,870 --> 01:45:00,330 Thank you, Father. 1381 01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:01,750 Thanks for everything. 1382 01:45:01,910 --> 01:45:03,830 You're welcome, Mrs. Chocart. 1383 01:45:08,540 --> 01:45:11,450 Thanks, Father. You'll get us through the winter. 1384 01:45:12,700 --> 01:45:13,830 It's only normal. 1385 01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:15,500 Don't forget catechism, Benoit! 1386 01:45:15,660 --> 01:45:16,870 And the candy! 1387 01:45:18,370 --> 01:45:19,870 What should we say? 1388 01:45:23,330 --> 01:45:25,620 That we had a tractor accident. 1389 01:45:31,500 --> 01:45:32,500 Coming? 1390 01:45:33,450 --> 01:45:35,040 Aren't you coming, hon? 1391 01:45:35,870 --> 01:45:37,700 I'll go alone like the others. 1392 01:45:37,870 --> 01:45:39,870 They're not with their parents. 1393 01:45:40,040 --> 01:45:43,500 I don't know why I... can't be like the others. 1394 01:45:49,000 --> 01:45:50,160 We'll leave you. 1395 01:45:50,330 --> 01:45:52,370 We'll pick you up in 2 hours, okay? 1396 01:45:53,250 --> 01:45:55,000 - Get going. - Sorry. 1397 01:45:55,410 --> 01:45:56,580 Thanks, Dad. 1398 01:45:59,500 --> 01:46:02,000 He's normal, very normal. 1399 01:46:06,290 --> 01:46:08,000 What do we do now? 1400 01:47:38,040 --> 01:47:42,540 Sometimes it's the ant that eats the whale... 1401 01:47:44,830 --> 01:47:48,750 HOW TO MAKE A KILLING 84898