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New challengers approaching!
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You think she knows
that's a flare gun?
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No, not a chance.
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- She ready for this?
- No way.
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But if we tell her not to enter,
she absolutely will.
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That reminds me of someone.
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You.
It reminds me of you.
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Yes, dummy, I know.
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Fuck. Holy men.
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Oh, god.
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Hey, motherfucker,
I remember you.
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Relax.
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I'm not trying to lose this
tournament before it starts.
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You're the guy who fought
Preacher Jedidiah
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at last year's gathering.
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You wanted to fuck
that orange car so bad
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you killed him over it.
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I'm sorry, you wanted
to fuck Evelyn?
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No. And I didn't
kill your leader.
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He caused the explosion, not me.
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Oh, yeah? Well,
why don't we ask him?
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Brenjamin, bring forth
our lord Preacher.
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- Preacher?
- He's alive?
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Whose baby is this?
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Oh, this isn't just some baby.
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No. This horny little
fucker right here
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is our preacher,
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his immortal soul reborn
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into tiny flesh.
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Our father would never leave us.
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Father never leaves.
He just changes.
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Tell 'em, Deacon.
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We waited many long months.
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And then one day,
our preacher returned to us.
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- He was in a tree.
- Like a squirrel?
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I'm not gonna lie.
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This little fucker
is kind of cute.
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Don't get those fingers
too close.
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He will bite them clean off.
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Shut up!
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Who could be scared of...
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You freed me from Zemu.
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Good looking out.
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Yeah.
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Seemed like
the chill thing to do.
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So, how are you doing?
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With freedom.
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Freedom.
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Maybe one day.
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Still drinking gasoline.
Interesting.
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But I do owe you one.
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- Oh, it's okay.
- Just one.
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After that, I'll flatten you
with my tires,
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just like everyone else.
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Well, unfortunately for you,
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I'm not just like everyone else.
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New challenger approaching!
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I can't believe
we're finally here.
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The tournament!
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Do you think
I might get the chance
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to cut someone's head off?
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I've been sort of
wanting to try that.
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There is nothing
I want more for you, Stu.
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Oh, hey, look,
it's our OG fan club.
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I told you this would be
the social event of the season.
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We should go say hi
before we murder them for sport.
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You go ahead.
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Those two are douchebags anyway.
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I need to prepare
for my next killing spree.
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Oh, Stu, you're going
to make me cry.
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Do me a favor.
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Make sure Harold doesn't
pull the pin early.
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He's got an itchy
trigger finger.
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Lactation is very rare in men,
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but Brenjamin here
has been blessed
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with the nips of a mother.
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Fucking wine corks.
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I'm an unholy miracle.
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Oh, if it isn't
my two favorite critics!
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No, no...
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Hi, Sweet Tooth.
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So, what are you
crazy kids doing here?
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You come to cheer me on?
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Oh, uh, not exactly.
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Aww.
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Hey, you know, I tried to
kill this guy one time.
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So did he.
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This time he'll finish the job.
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Brenjamin, time to
put down preacher.
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Then we'll put you down.
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Hey, you need any help
with that little fucker,
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hit me up.
I've already killed one baby.
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So what have you two
crazy kids been up to?
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Tell me everything.
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Take a picture.
It'll last longer.
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Sorry. I was just
admiring your... hat?
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You're joining the tournament?
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You wouldn't last a day
in the Florida swamplands.
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The mosquitos
would eat you alive.
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You're right.
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You know what?
I shouldn't be here.
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Everyone's really scary,
especially you.
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You're smart to fear me,
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because those who cross Vermin
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don't live to tell the tale.
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You're terrifying.
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You know, I don't care
what that guy Deacon says.
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What did he say?
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Oh, just that you're
not a real competitor.
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All bark, no bite.
Stupid stuff.
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Son of a bitch.
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He also said something
about you being a bug fucker.
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Come on!
That was one time!
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I put ants in my pants,
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and it's not my fault
that it felt good.
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I did it for a joke.
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Where's that fucker?
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Okay, dickhead!
Hey!
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What the fuck are you saying...
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Excuse me.
Would you like to know
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who had some
very specific opinions
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about your eyepatch?
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The clown said that?
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Those exact words?
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Swear to God.
Or not God. The devil?
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I don't know.
whoever you swear to.
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For what it's worth,
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I don't think the Holy Men
have gone so soft.
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Soft?!
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Why, because I am an incredibly
attentive father figure?
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I'll show him.
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The only thing more powerful
than big ass guns
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is a daddy's love.
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Watch where you're going,
you dipshit,
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or, uh, I'll have to rip
your balls off
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and shove them up your nose.
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Stu?
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Mike?
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I thought you were dead!
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Oh my God.
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Are you real, or am I tripping?
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I knew I shouldn't have foraged
for mushies at night.
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I'm very real, man.
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Dude, if I knew you were alive,
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I would have...
- Hey, Michael.
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Hammerhead is locked and loaded.
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Hey, guy.
That's a nice headband.
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It actually brings out
your eyes.
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- Thanks?
- Yeah.
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Stu, this is my new homie Dave.
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- Yeah.
- Dave, this is Stu.
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No way!
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This is your old compadre,
Big Stu.
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Or just Stu.
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You know, your reputation
precedes you.
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I mean, I've heard
so much about you
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because of...
- Yeah.
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- Oh, awesome.
- Yeah.
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Cool. How did you
meet this guy?
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Well, after
Sweet Tooth attacked us,
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I was messed up bad, man.
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So I rolled over in the fire
to cauterize the gash.
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- Let me help. Let me help.
- On my back.
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- Let me help.
- Thank you, Dave. thank you.
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Oh, god.
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And next thing I know,
I got found by some Butchers.
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And get this,
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Dave here was
one of the Butchers.
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Crazy, right?
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What a twist.
- Oh, yeah.
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Seriously.
I mean, we were
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fattening him up for a barbecue.
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Then Mike just kind of
flipped the script on me.
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He told me, um,
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a man who eats man
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is no man at all.
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He's a regular
Bill Shakespeare, right?
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- Yeah.
- But seriously,
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from that day forward, I vowed
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I would never let any man meat
touch these lips.
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Well, I'm just happy
to meet my good pal Mike.
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Hey, Stu, so am I, okay?
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I would've missed out on
a pretty damn good friendship.
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'Cause you would have eaten him.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I would've eaten him.
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Yeah.
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So I saw your ass get
dragged off the beach, man.
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I thought you were burnt toast.
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How the hell did you get away
from Sweet Tooth?
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Oh, super crazy story.
I, uh...
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Stu, Oh, my God,
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there are so many
cool people here to kill.
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There's a human-car hybrid
over there.
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I think he's on 'roids.
- You're still with him?
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I can explain it.
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Hey, didn't I cut you in half?
I never forget a victim.
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You did. But you didn't
finish the job.
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Could you not tell
anybody about that?
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I mean, attempted murder
is kind of a bad look for me.
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Congratulations
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on creating
the perfect little minion
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to do your bidding.
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W-wait a minute.
That's not what this is.
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We're partners, equals.
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Yeah, no, we're not.
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As a matter of fact,
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yesterday I massacred
a roomful of random people
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all by myself.
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And you're proud of that?
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You left me for dead
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so that you could find out
how to murder better?
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- Yeah, about sums it up.
- No...
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Okay, Yeah.
Come on, Dave.
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We got a tournament to win.
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I'll be right there, Mike.
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Keep your head on a swivel!
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Look, he's just got to cool off.
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It'll be fine.
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just remember,
the road to self-discovery
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is a long and arduous one.
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Hey, one love.
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I also love that mask.
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It's really cheery.
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And I think I'm looking
at a dental ad.
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It's nice.
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Oh, man, that Dave guy's
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got a real nice way
about him, huh?
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Fit, too. You can tell
he really watches what he...
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Eats.
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This motherfucker.
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That asshole killed
Jeremy and Ashley.
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Grimm! How the hell
did you get out?
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I threw away the key.
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I got a special invitation.
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And that's Mr. Grimm
to you, Marcus!
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You know that's not my name!
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Oh, you're still
in so much pain.
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Don't worry,
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soon you'll be free.
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And your soul will be with us.
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Marcus, huh?
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What is that, Germanic?
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Okay.
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There's a lot of stone
cold killers here.
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We've got to stick to the plan.
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What do we do about Axel?
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I don't know.
Maybe get him a damn shirt.
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I don't think
he'll be a problem.
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We should avoid Sweet Tooth,
because he's fucking bonkers.
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The motorcycle guy
will keep him busy.
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- They got a history.
- Really?
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What else did you find out?
- Oh, plenty.
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That's Billy Ray Stillwell,
a.k.a. the Junkyard Dog.
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Dangerous for sure, but dumber
than a box of assholes.
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You really just got to watch out
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for that spiked metal ball
catapult thing.
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The human cum sock
is Chuckie Floop.
260
00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:23,883
I heard he's the sickest driver
in the country,
261
00:13:23,982 --> 00:13:25,652
but I know poser when I see one.
262
00:13:25,751 --> 00:13:28,855
Who I'm real worried about
is Death Warrant,
263
00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:30,822
bounty hunter from Dallas.
264
00:13:30,923 --> 00:13:32,158
Heard he takes scalps
265
00:13:32,258 --> 00:13:33,926
and weaves the hair
of his victims
266
00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:35,227
into his own mane.
267
00:13:35,327 --> 00:13:36,395
That's a lot of hair.
268
00:13:36,495 --> 00:13:38,298
Yeah, he's covering a bald spot.
269
00:13:38,398 --> 00:13:40,466
He's very sensitive about it.
270
00:13:40,566 --> 00:13:42,000
I think we're going
to tear this shit up.
271
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,436
Fuck yeah.
272
00:13:43,536 --> 00:13:45,004
And if the party gets
a little rowdy,
273
00:13:45,104 --> 00:13:47,940
I can always hit that EMP.
274
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,308
Solid recon.
275
00:13:49,408 --> 00:13:50,475
That's really going to help us.
276
00:13:50,576 --> 00:13:54,313
Help you? Bitch,
I'm here to get my own wish.
277
00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:56,149
Besides, no amount of intel
is going to help
278
00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:58,183
with Roadkill's
janky turn radius.
279
00:13:58,283 --> 00:14:00,186
What's wrong with
our turn radius?
280
00:14:00,285 --> 00:14:01,586
Good luck out there!
281
00:14:01,687 --> 00:14:04,389
Calm down.
She's just fucking with you.
282
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:05,658
I know that.
283
00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:12,698
So you think you can
spread lies about me,
284
00:14:12,798 --> 00:14:13,865
you little punk?
285
00:14:13,966 --> 00:14:16,336
Stu's the one who called you
a loser with a micro penis,
286
00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:19,772
not me.
- I am not a loser!
287
00:14:24,844 --> 00:14:25,745
Whatever.
288
00:14:27,346 --> 00:14:28,815
I'll see you soon enough.
289
00:14:33,119 --> 00:14:34,921
Eat shit.
290
00:14:37,523 --> 00:14:40,393
What a douche. May...
- Look, I like you guys and all,
291
00:14:40,493 --> 00:14:41,961
but I'm not interested
in an alliance.
292
00:14:42,061 --> 00:14:43,296
Yeah, no, I get that.
293
00:14:43,395 --> 00:14:45,063
But why are you making
yourself a target?
294
00:14:45,163 --> 00:14:47,033
I'm getting inside their heads.
295
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,234
It's mind games 101.
296
00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:49,235
Do you understand
297
00:14:49,335 --> 00:14:50,470
how dangerous
this is going to be?
298
00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,138
I can handle this, Quiet.
299
00:14:52,238 --> 00:14:54,606
If you go out there,
you're on your own.
300
00:14:54,706 --> 00:14:57,243
We all are.
301
00:14:57,342 --> 00:15:00,513
Wow. Way to be
overdramatic.
302
00:15:00,613 --> 00:15:02,548
I'll keep the finish line
warm for you.
303
00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:11,456
New challenger approaching!
304
00:15:23,702 --> 00:15:25,171
John?
305
00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:27,407
Interesting.
306
00:15:27,506 --> 00:15:29,075
What the hell
are you doing here?
307
00:15:29,174 --> 00:15:30,176
That should be obvious.
308
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:31,610
But what I can't figure out
309
00:15:31,711 --> 00:15:34,113
is why you fought so hard
to escape me
310
00:15:34,212 --> 00:15:35,682
only to end up here anyway.
311
00:15:35,782 --> 00:15:39,018
Do you even see
how annoying that is?
312
00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:45,024
Oh.
313
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:48,860
Okay. So the sex
is that good, huh?
314
00:15:48,961 --> 00:15:50,296
I can respect that.
315
00:15:50,395 --> 00:15:53,165
Just know once we get out there,
316
00:15:53,265 --> 00:15:55,534
I'm going to be the one
doing the fucking.
317
00:15:57,269 --> 00:15:59,639
Hmm, Hot Topic
brought a fancy car.
318
00:15:59,739 --> 00:16:02,140
Do you know how to drive
that thing?
319
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,809
Fuck around and find out.
320
00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:07,179
Toodles.
321
00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:09,381
That's a different Raven, right?
322
00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:11,017
There's a bunch of them.
323
00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:13,318
This one, She's the boss.
324
00:16:13,418 --> 00:16:14,553
Are they all hot?
325
00:16:14,653 --> 00:16:16,688
Yeah.
It's like "Gremlins."
326
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,131
Calypso.
327
00:16:32,538 --> 00:16:34,573
You gotta admire
the showmanship.
328
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:38,878
We're really gonna
wait for this door
329
00:16:38,977 --> 00:16:40,078
to open all the way?
330
00:16:40,178 --> 00:16:42,014
Just shh.
He's building tension.
331
00:16:49,554 --> 00:16:50,923
Yeah this is taking forever.
332
00:17:19,352 --> 00:17:23,056
Ladies, gentlemen,
333
00:17:23,155 --> 00:17:25,959
welcome to my contest.
334
00:17:26,058 --> 00:17:28,894
Well, almost.
335
00:17:31,698 --> 00:17:33,665
You're not in it quite yet.
336
00:17:33,766 --> 00:17:38,104
First, you must survive
a qualifying round.
337
00:17:38,203 --> 00:17:40,105
Yo, dude!
338
00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:44,509
Not really taking
questions yet, but go ahead.
339
00:17:44,609 --> 00:17:46,479
So, what are the rules?
340
00:17:46,578 --> 00:17:49,147
I feel like some of us
are wondering.
341
00:17:51,384 --> 00:17:53,486
I was just about
to get to that, Mr. Floop,
342
00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:56,122
if you'd just waited one second.
343
00:17:56,221 --> 00:17:57,856
It's okay.
It's okay.
344
00:17:57,957 --> 00:17:59,625
Nevermind.
345
00:17:59,726 --> 00:18:01,627
The rules of the qualifier
346
00:18:01,728 --> 00:18:05,365
are as simple
as one, two, three.
347
00:18:05,464 --> 00:18:08,166
One, grab a package.
348
00:18:10,603 --> 00:18:13,806
Two, deliver it
to Tournament city.
349
00:18:13,905 --> 00:18:16,409
Delivering packages?
We got this in the bag.
350
00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:18,944
And three,
351
00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:20,980
don't die.
352
00:18:21,079 --> 00:18:25,317
The drivers who successfully
deliver my packages intact
353
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,819
will move on to the next round.
354
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:32,458
Prepare for battle
in ten, nine...
355
00:18:34,594 --> 00:18:37,297
- Stu, go!
- Eight.
356
00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:39,365
Seven.
357
00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:41,634
- Whoo!
- Six.
358
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:43,935
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Come on, now.
359
00:18:44,037 --> 00:18:45,471
Five.
360
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,708
Four.
361
00:18:51,009 --> 00:18:53,846
Three.
362
00:18:53,947 --> 00:18:55,248
Two.
363
00:18:55,347 --> 00:18:56,348
You were right.
364
00:18:56,449 --> 00:18:58,217
This guy does know
how to put on a show.
365
00:18:58,317 --> 00:18:59,786
One.
366
00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:02,855
Let's rock!
367
00:19:25,877 --> 00:19:29,548
♪ Dead I am the one
exterminating son ♪
368
00:19:29,648 --> 00:19:33,385
♪ Slipping through the trees
strangling the breeze ♪
369
00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:44,896
♪ Dead I am the sky
watching the angels cry ♪
370
00:19:44,998 --> 00:19:48,934
♪ While they slowly turn
conquering the worm ♪
371
00:19:49,035 --> 00:19:52,038
♪ Dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches ♪
372
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,873
You sure you're not
worried about the kid?
373
00:19:53,972 --> 00:19:55,540
Oh, I'm sure.
374
00:19:55,642 --> 00:19:57,710
She's not going anywhere
without this.
375
00:19:57,809 --> 00:20:01,381
No! No, now now! Come on!
376
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,648
Shit.
377
00:20:11,891 --> 00:20:15,728
♪ Dead I am the pool
spreading from the fool ♪
378
00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:18,765
♪ Weak and want you need
nowhere as you bleed ♪
379
00:20:18,865 --> 00:20:20,400
Grimm at 12 o'clock.
380
00:20:28,074 --> 00:20:30,242
I've been waiting minutes
to do this.
381
00:20:31,743 --> 00:20:34,913
♪ Tender is the fur
dying as you purr ♪
382
00:20:35,013 --> 00:20:38,050
♪ Dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches ♪
383
00:20:38,151 --> 00:20:42,322
♪ I slam in the back
of my Dragula ♪
384
00:20:42,422 --> 00:20:45,590
Damn it!
Come on!
385
00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:48,260
Ah, you're not
getting away that easy.
386
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:53,298
Oh, peekaboo, I see you!
387
00:20:53,398 --> 00:20:55,468
Brenjamin,
protect the God-child.
388
00:20:57,737 --> 00:21:01,840
♪ Do it baby do it baby ♪
389
00:21:02,976 --> 00:21:04,143
Holy shit!
390
00:21:08,448 --> 00:21:09,982
Get some!
391
00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:13,219
Get some!
392
00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:16,923
Yeah!
393
00:21:19,826 --> 00:21:23,462
Ha! Nice shot, Harold!
394
00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:31,003
I'm gonna enjoy this, Milkman.
395
00:21:32,505 --> 00:21:36,174
♪ Devil on your back
I can never die ♪
396
00:21:36,275 --> 00:21:39,645
♪ Dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches ♪
397
00:21:39,746 --> 00:21:43,982
♪ I slam in the back
of my Dragula ♪
398
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,986
♪ Dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches ♪
399
00:21:47,086 --> 00:21:52,090
♪ I slam in the back
of my Dragula ♪
400
00:21:52,191 --> 00:21:54,326
Damn it!
401
00:21:54,426 --> 00:21:55,795
God, that felt good!
402
00:21:55,894 --> 00:21:56,663
You know, your butt
looks really good
403
00:21:56,762 --> 00:21:57,697
when you're shooting.
404
00:21:58,798 --> 00:22:03,135
♪ Do it baby do it baby ♪
405
00:22:10,175 --> 00:22:12,377
Game over.
406
00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:27,359
I think he's tracking us.
407
00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:28,928
Oh, shit!
408
00:22:29,028 --> 00:22:30,529
The little green
light turned yellow.
409
00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:31,564
What do we do?
- I don't know.
410
00:22:31,663 --> 00:22:33,566
Not let it get red.
411
00:22:33,665 --> 00:22:34,567
Step on it.
412
00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:36,068
Let's hope
it doesn't get carsick.
413
00:22:37,603 --> 00:22:38,738
Spread out!
414
00:22:38,837 --> 00:22:40,673
One of those heckin' bombs
could take us all down.
415
00:22:47,646 --> 00:22:49,115
Fuck this.
416
00:22:53,653 --> 00:22:54,921
Now that's how I want to go,
417
00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:56,855
earth shattering explosion.
418
00:22:56,955 --> 00:22:59,092
And if I take Grimm with me,
even better.
419
00:22:59,192 --> 00:23:01,126
I actually don't wanna die
in a big explosion.
420
00:23:01,227 --> 00:23:02,929
Maybe we should get to the city
and then kill him there.
421
00:23:03,028 --> 00:23:06,365
No! We kill him now!
422
00:23:06,465 --> 00:23:08,067
Fine.
Let me take the wheel.
423
00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:10,903
You can get a clean shot
at him, partner.
424
00:23:11,003 --> 00:23:12,739
Stuby-dooby-doo,
425
00:23:12,838 --> 00:23:15,074
that is a great idea.
426
00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:21,346
I got a grenade
with your name on it.
427
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:25,317
No!
What are you doing?!
428
00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:27,452
Fuck Grimm! We'll get him
in the next round.
429
00:23:27,553 --> 00:23:29,154
Stu!
430
00:23:42,602 --> 00:23:45,371
Hey! What the fuck?!
431
00:23:45,471 --> 00:23:46,239
Shit!
432
00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:49,375
Gotcha.
433
00:23:54,314 --> 00:23:56,481
Whoo!
434
00:23:56,582 --> 00:23:57,616
Fuck!
435
00:24:03,957 --> 00:24:05,825
Ow!
My fucking face.
436
00:24:08,627 --> 00:24:09,628
Fuck.
437
00:24:09,729 --> 00:24:10,630
The kid!
438
00:24:10,730 --> 00:24:11,530
Shit.
439
00:24:13,932 --> 00:24:17,369
Shit, I was...
fuck!
440
00:24:20,038 --> 00:24:21,874
We have to keep our eye
on the prize, right?
441
00:24:21,974 --> 00:24:23,977
Right?!
- Right.
442
00:24:24,076 --> 00:24:25,611
I can't go back for her.
443
00:24:41,294 --> 00:24:42,628
Turn around.
444
00:24:42,729 --> 00:24:44,029
What? John, no!
445
00:24:44,130 --> 00:24:46,231
Move over, goddammit,
we're wasting time! Come on!
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