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New challengers approaching!
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You think she knows
that's a flare gun?
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No, not a chance.
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- She ready for this?
- No way.
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But if we tell her not to enter,
she absolutely will.
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That reminds me of someone.
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You.
It reminds me of you.
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Yes, dummy, I know.
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Fuck. Holy men.
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Oh, god.
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Hey, motherfucker,
I remember you.
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Relax.
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I'm not trying to lose this
tournament before it starts.
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You're the guy who fought
Preacher Jedidiah
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at last year's gathering.
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You wanted to fuck
that orange car so bad
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you killed him over it.
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I'm sorry, you wanted
to fuck Evelyn?
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No. And I didn't
kill your leader.
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He caused the explosion, not me.
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Oh, yeah? Well,
why don't we ask him?
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Brenjamin, bring forth
our lord Preacher.
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- Preacher?
- He's alive?
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Whose baby is this?
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Oh, this isn't just some baby.
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No. This horny little
fucker right here
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is our preacher,
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his immortal soul reborn
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into tiny flesh.
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Our father would never leave us.
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Father never leaves.
He just changes.
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Tell 'em, Deacon.
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We waited many long months.
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And then one day,
our preacher returned to us.
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- He was in a tree.
- Like a squirrel?
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I'm not gonna lie. This little
fucker is kind of cute.
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Don't get those fingers
too close.
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He will bite them clean off.
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Shut up!
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Who could be scared of...
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You freed me from Zemu.
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Good looking out.
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Yeah.
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Seemed like
the chill thing to do.
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So, how are you doing?
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With freedom.
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Freedom.
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Maybe one day.
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Still drinking gasoline.
Interesting.
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But I do owe you one.
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- Oh, it's okay.
- Just one.
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After that, I'll flatten you
with my tires,
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just like everyone else.
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Well, unfortunately for you,
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I'm not just like everyone else.
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New challenger approaching!
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I can't believe
we're finally here.
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The tournament!
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Do you think
I might get the chance
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to cut someone's head off?
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I've been sort of
wanting to try that.
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There is nothing
I want more for you, Stu.
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Oh, hey, look,
it's our OG fan club.
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I told you this would be
the social event of the season.
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We should go say hi
before we murder them for sport.
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You go ahead.
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Those two are douchebags anyway.
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I need to prepare
for my next killing spree.
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Oh, Stu, you're going
to make me cry.
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Do me a favor.
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Make sure Harold doesn't
pull the pin early.
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He's got an itchy
trigger finger.
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Lactation is very rare in men,
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but Brenjamin here
has been blessed
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with the nips of a mother.
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Fucking wine corks.
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I'm an unholy miracle.
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Oh, if it isn't
my two favorite critics!
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No, no...
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Hi, Sweet Tooth.
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So, what are you
crazy kids doing here?
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You come to cheer me on?
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Oh, uh, not exactly.
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Aww.
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Hey, you know, I tried to
kill this guy one time.
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So did he.
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This time we'll finish the job.
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Brenjamin, time to
put down Preacher.
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Then we'll put you down.
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Hey, you need any help
with that little fucker,
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hit me up.
I've already killed one baby.
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So what have you two
crazy kids been up to?
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Tell me everything.
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Take a picture.
It'll last longer.
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Sorry. I was just
admiring your... hat?
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You're joining the tournament?
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You wouldn't last a day
in the Florida swamplands.
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The mosquitos
would eat you alive.
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You're right.
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You know what?
I shouldn't be here.
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Everyone's really scary,
especially you.
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You're smart to fear me,
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because those who cross Vermin
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don't live to tell the tale.
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You're terrifying.
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You know, I don't care
what that guy Deacon says.
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What did he say?
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Oh, just that you're
not a real competitor.
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All bark, no bite.
Stupid stuff.
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Son of a bitch.
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He also said something
about you being a bug fucker.
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Come on!
That was one time!
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I put ants in my pants,
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and it's not my fault
that it felt good.
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I did it for a joke.
Where's that fucker?
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Okay, dickhead!
Hey!
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What the fuck are you saying...
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Excuse me.
Would you like to know
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who had some
very specific opinions
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about your eyepatch?
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The clown said that?
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Those exact words?
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Swear to God.
Or not God. The devil?
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I don't know.
Whoever you swear to.
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For what it's worth,
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I don't think the Holy Men
have gone so soft.
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Soft?
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Why, because I am an incredibly
attentive father figure?
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I'll show him.
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The only thing more powerful
than big ass guns
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is a daddy's love.
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Watch where you're going,
you dipshit,
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or, uh, I'll have to rip
your balls off
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and shove them up your nose.
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Stu?
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Mike?
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I thought you were dead!
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Oh my God.
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Are you real, or am I tripping?
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I knew I shouldn't have foraged
for mushies at night.
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I'm very real, man.
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Dude, if I knew you were alive,
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- I would have...
- Hey, Michael.
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Hammerhead is locked and loaded.
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Hey, guy.
That's a nice headband.
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It actually brings out
your eyes.
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- Thanks?
- Yeah.
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Stu, this is my new homie Dave.
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- Yeah.
- Dave, this is Stu.
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No way!
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This is your old compadre,
Big Stu.
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Or just Stu.
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You know, your reputation
precedes you.
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I mean, I've heard
so much about you
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- because of...
- Yeah.
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- Oh, awesome.
- Yeah.
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Cool. How did you
meet this guy?
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Well, after
Sweet Tooth attacked us,
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I was messed up bad, man.
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So I rolled over in the fire
to cauterize the gash.
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- Let me help. Let me help.
- On my back.
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- Let me help.
- Thank you, Dave. thank you.
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Oh, god.
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And next thing I know,
I got found by some Butchers.
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And get this,
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Dave here was
one of the Butchers.
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Crazy, right?
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- What a twist.
- Oh, yeah.
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Seriously.
I mean, we were
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fattening him up for a barbecue.
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Then Mike just kind of
flipped the script on me.
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He told me, um,
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a man who eats man
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is no man at all.
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He's a regular
Bill Shakespeare, right?
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- Yeah.
- But seriously,
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from that day forward, I vowed
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I would never let any man meat
touch these lips.
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Well, I'm just happy
to meet my good pal Mike.
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Hey, Stu, so am I, okay?
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I would've missed out on
a pretty damn good friendship.
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'Cause you would have eaten him.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I would've eaten him.
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Yeah.
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So I saw your ass get
dragged off the beach, man.
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I thought you were burnt toast.
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How the hell did you get away
from Sweet Tooth?
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Oh, super crazy story.
I, uh...
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Stu, Oh, my God,
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there are so many
cool people here to kill.
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There's a human-car hybrid
over there.
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- I think he's on 'roids.
- You're still with him?
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I can explain it.
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Hey, didn't I cut you in half?
I never forget a victim.
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You did. But you didn't
finish the job.
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Could you not tell
anybody about that?
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I mean, attempted murder
is kind of a bad look for me.
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Congratulations...
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on creating
the perfect little minion
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to do your bidding.
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W-wait a minute.
That's not what this is.
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We're partners, equals.
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Yeah, no, we're not.
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As a matter of fact, yesterday
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I massacred
a roomful of random people
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all by myself.
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And you're proud of that?
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You left me for dead
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so that you could find out
how to murder better?
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- Yeah, about sums it up.
- No...
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Okay, Yeah.
Come on, Dave.
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We got a tournament to win.
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I'll be right there, Mike.
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Keep your head on a swivel!
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Look, he's just got to cool off.
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It'll be fine.
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Just remember,
the road to self-discovery
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is a long and arduous one.
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Hey, one love.
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I also love that mask.
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It's really cheery.
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And I think I'm looking
at a dental ad.
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It's nice.
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Oh, man, that Dave guy's
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got a real nice way
about him, huh?
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Fit, too. You can tell
he really watches what he...
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Eats.
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This motherfucker.
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That asshole killed
Jeremy and Ashley.
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Grimm! How the hell
did you get out?
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I threw away the key.
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I got a special invitation.
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And that's Mr. Grimm
to you, Marcus!
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You know that's not my name!
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Oh, you're still
in so much pain.
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Don't worry,
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soon you'll be free.
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And your soul will be with us.
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Marcus, huh?
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What is that, Germanic?
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Okay.
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There's a lot of stone
cold killers here.
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We've got to stick to the plan.
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What do we do about Axel?
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I don't know.
Maybe get him a damn shirt.
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I don't think
he'll be a problem.
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We should avoid Sweet Tooth,
because he's fucking bonkers.
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The motorcycle guy
will keep him busy.
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- They got a history.
- Really?
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- What else did you find out?
- Oh, plenty.
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That's Billy Ray Stillwell,
a.k.a. the Junkyard Dog.
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Dangerous for sure, but dumber
than a box of assholes.
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You really just got to watch out
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for that spiked metal ball
catapult thing.
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The human cum sock
is Chuckie Floop.
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I heard he's the sickest driver
in the country,
259
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:23,067
but I know poser when I see one.
260
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,895
Who I'm real worried about
is Death Warrant,
261
00:13:25,896 --> 00:13:27,585
bounty hunter from Dallas.
262
00:13:27,586 --> 00:13:29,309
Heard he takes scalps
263
00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:31,067
and weaves the hair
of his victims
264
00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:32,585
into his own mane.
265
00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:33,654
That's a lot of hair.
266
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,585
Yeah, he's covering a bald spot.
267
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,137
He's very sensitive about it.
268
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:39,102
I think we're going
to tear this shit up.
269
00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:40,619
Fuck yeah.
270
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,792
And if the party gets
a little rowdy,
271
00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:44,551
I can always hit that EMP.
272
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:46,412
Solid recon.
273
00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:47,826
That's really going to help us.
274
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,412
Help you? Bitch,
I'm here to get my own wish.
275
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,240
Besides, no amount of intel
is going to help
276
00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,068
with Roadkill's
janky turn radius.
277
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,895
What's wrong with
our turn radius?
278
00:13:56,896 --> 00:13:58,379
Good luck out there!
279
00:13:58,862 --> 00:14:01,688
Calm down.
She's just fucking with you.
280
00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:02,758
I know that.
281
00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:10,620
So you think you can spread lies
about me, you little punk?
282
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:13,481
Stu's the one who called you
a loser with a micro penis,
283
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:16,965
- not me.
- I am not a loser!
284
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:22,896
Whatever.
285
00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:25,862
I'll see you soon enough.
286
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:32,000
Eat shit.
287
00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:37,654
- What a douche. May...
- Look, I like you guys and all,
288
00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:38,999
but I'm not interested
in an alliance.
289
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,309
Yeah, no, I get that.
290
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,792
But why are you making
yourself a target?
291
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,136
I'm getting inside their heads.
292
00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:45,309
It's mind games 101.
293
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,481
Do you understand
294
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:47,654
how dangerous
this is going to be?
295
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,240
I can handle this, Quiet.
296
00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:51,826
If you go out there,
you're on your own.
297
00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:53,241
We all are.
298
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000
Wow. Way to be over-dramatic.
299
00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:59,551
I'll keep the finish line
warm for you.
300
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,448
New challenger approaching!
301
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:21,448
John?
302
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,723
Interesting.
303
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,033
What the hell
are you doing here?
304
00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:27,136
That should be obvious.
305
00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:28,895
But what I can't figure out
306
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:30,999
is why you fought so hard
to escape me
307
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,861
only to end up here anyway.
308
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:35,896
Do you even see
how annoying that is?
309
00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:41,827
Oh.
310
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:45,861
Okay. So the sex
is that good, huh?
311
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,516
I can respect that.
312
00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:50,067
Just know once we get out there,
313
00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:52,206
I'm going to be the one
doing the fucking.
314
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,930
Hmm, Hot Topic
brought a fancy car.
315
00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:58,793
Do you know how to drive
that thing?
316
00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:00,655
Fuck around and find out.
317
00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:03,655
Toodles.
318
00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:06,481
That's a different Raven, right?
319
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,102
There's a bunch of them.
320
00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:10,481
This one, She's the boss.
321
00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:11,654
Are they all hot?
322
00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:13,379
Yeah.
It's like "Gremlins."
323
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,274
Calypso.
324
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,379
You gotta admire
the showmanship.
325
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,930
We're really gonna
wait for this door
326
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,136
to open all the way?
327
00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:39,379
Just shh.
He's building tension.
328
00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:47,827
Yeah this is taking forever.
329
00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:17,482
Ladies, gentlemen,
330
00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:21,000
welcome to my contest.
331
00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,964
Well, almost.
332
00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:28,861
You're not in it quite yet.
333
00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:33,102
First, you must survive
a qualifying round.
334
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,586
Yo, dude!
335
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:38,827
Not really taking
questions yet, but go ahead.
336
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,723
So, what are the rules?
337
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:44,344
I feel like some of us
are wondering.
338
00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:48,654
I was just about
to get to that, Mr. Floop,
339
00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:51,274
if you'd just waited one second.
340
00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:52,826
It's okay. It's okay.
341
00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:54,516
Never mind.
342
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,930
The rules of the qualifier
343
00:17:56,931 --> 00:18:00,516
are as simple
as one, two, three.
344
00:18:00,517 --> 00:18:02,965
One, grab a package.
345
00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:09,240
Two, deliver it
to Tournament city.
346
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:11,688
Delivering packages?
We got this in the bag.
347
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:14,033
And three,
348
00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:15,896
don't die.
349
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:20,550
The drivers who successfully
deliver my packages intact
350
00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:22,827
will move on to the next round.
351
00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:27,412
Prepare for battle
in ten, nine...
352
00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:32,206
- Stu, go!
- Eight.
353
00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:34,550
Seven.
354
00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:36,585
- Whoo!
- Six.
355
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,448
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Come on, now.
356
00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:40,757
Five.
357
00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:43,861
Four.
358
00:18:45,862 --> 00:18:48,379
Three.
359
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,067
Two.
360
00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:51,412
You were right.
361
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:52,689
This guy does know
how to put on a show.
362
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,000
One.
363
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,378
Let's rock!
364
00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:48,964
You sure you're not
worried about the kid?
365
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,688
Oh, I'm sure.
366
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,102
She's not going anywhere
without this.
367
00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:56,068
No! No, now now! Come on!
368
00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:57,758
Shit.
369
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,241
Grimm at 12 o'clock.
370
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:25,000
I've been waiting minutes
to do this.
371
00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:38,965
Damn it! Come on!
372
00:20:40,758 --> 00:20:43,344
Ah, you're not
getting away that easy.
373
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:48,551
Oh, peekaboo, I see you!
374
00:20:48,896 --> 00:20:50,585
Brenjamin,
protect the God-child.
375
00:20:58,275 --> 00:20:59,964
Holy shit!
376
00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:05,000
Get some!
377
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,068
Get some!
378
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,482
Yeah!
379
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:18,654
Ha! Nice shot, Harold!
380
00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:25,931
I'm gonna enjoy this, Milkman.
381
00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:48,310
Damn it!
382
00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:50,654
God, that felt good!
383
00:21:50,655 --> 00:21:51,723
You know, your butt looks really
384
00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:52,793
good when you're shooting.
385
00:22:05,482 --> 00:22:07,620
Game over.
386
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,137
I think he's tracking us.
387
00:22:22,448 --> 00:22:23,999
Oh, shit!
388
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,585
The little green
light turned yellow.
389
00:22:25,586 --> 00:22:26,654
- What do we do?
- I don't know.
390
00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:27,827
Not let it get red.
391
00:22:28,275 --> 00:22:29,654
Step on it.
392
00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:30,931
Let's hope
it doesn't get carsick.
393
00:22:32,793 --> 00:22:34,136
Spread out!
394
00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:35,792
One of those heckin' bombs
could take us all down.
395
00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:44,034
Fuck this.
396
00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:50,309
Now that's how I want to go,
397
00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:51,826
earth shattering explosion.
398
00:22:51,827 --> 00:22:54,171
And if I take Grimm with me,
even better.
399
00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:55,827
I actually don't wanna die
in a big explosion.
400
00:22:56,413 --> 00:22:58,274
Maybe we should get to the city
and then kill him there.
401
00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:00,551
No! We kill him now!
402
00:23:01,689 --> 00:23:03,516
Fine.
Let me take the wheel.
403
00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:06,274
You can get a clean shot
at him, partner.
404
00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:08,033
Stuby-dooby-doo,
405
00:23:08,034 --> 00:23:10,000
that is a great idea.
406
00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:16,516
I got a grenade
with your name on it.
407
00:23:17,827 --> 00:23:20,826
No!
What are you doing?
408
00:23:20,827 --> 00:23:22,550
Fuck Grimm! We'll get him
in the next round.
409
00:23:22,551 --> 00:23:24,310
Stu!
410
00:23:37,689 --> 00:23:39,344
Hey! What the fuck?
411
00:23:40,172 --> 00:23:41,551
Shit!
412
00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:44,724
Gotcha.
413
00:23:49,241 --> 00:23:50,413
Whoo!
414
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:52,688
Fuck!
415
00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:00,931
Ow!
My fucking face.
416
00:24:03,827 --> 00:24:05,930
Fuck. The kid!
417
00:24:05,931 --> 00:24:07,344
Shit.
418
00:24:08,965 --> 00:24:12,241
Shit, how could she... Fuck!
419
00:24:15,310 --> 00:24:17,274
We have to keep our eye
on the prize, right?
420
00:24:17,275 --> 00:24:19,447
- Right?
- Right.
421
00:24:19,448 --> 00:24:20,655
I can't go back for her.
422
00:24:35,827 --> 00:24:36,931
Turn around.
423
00:24:37,655 --> 00:24:39,067
What? John, no!
424
00:24:39,068 --> 00:24:41,000
Move over, goddammit,
we're wasting time! Come on!
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