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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,995 --> 00:00:36,547 New challengers approaching! 2 00:01:34,098 --> 00:01:35,546 You think she knows that's a flare gun? 3 00:01:35,547 --> 00:01:37,339 No, not a chance. 4 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:39,511 - She ready for this? - No way. 5 00:01:39,512 --> 00:01:41,649 But if we tell her not to enter, she absolutely will. 6 00:01:41,650 --> 00:01:43,340 That reminds me of someone. 7 00:01:45,869 --> 00:01:47,661 You. It reminds me of you. 8 00:01:47,755 --> 00:01:49,618 Yes, dummy, I know. 9 00:01:53,650 --> 00:01:55,201 Fuck. Holy men. 10 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,649 Oh, god. 11 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:57,959 Hey, motherfucker, I remember you. 12 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,133 Relax. 13 00:02:00,202 --> 00:02:02,340 I'm not trying to lose this tournament before it starts. 14 00:02:05,891 --> 00:02:07,373 You're the guy who fought Preacher Jedidiah 15 00:02:07,374 --> 00:02:09,580 at last year's gathering. 16 00:02:09,581 --> 00:02:11,097 You wanted to fuck that orange car so bad 17 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:11,994 you killed him over it. 18 00:02:11,995 --> 00:02:14,028 I'm sorry, you wanted to fuck Evelyn? 19 00:02:14,029 --> 00:02:16,097 No. And I didn't kill your leader. 20 00:02:16,098 --> 00:02:17,925 He caused the explosion, not me. 21 00:02:17,926 --> 00:02:19,616 Oh, yeah? Well, why don't we ask him? 22 00:02:20,305 --> 00:02:22,270 Brenjamin, bring forth our lord Preacher. 23 00:02:22,271 --> 00:02:24,167 - Preacher? - He's alive? 24 00:02:30,478 --> 00:02:31,718 Whose baby is this? 25 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:34,271 Oh, this isn't just some baby. 26 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:38,063 No. This horny little fucker right here 27 00:02:38,064 --> 00:02:39,201 is our preacher, 28 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:42,752 his immortal soul reborn 29 00:02:42,753 --> 00:02:46,270 into tiny flesh. 30 00:02:46,271 --> 00:02:47,890 Our father would never leave us. 31 00:02:47,891 --> 00:02:50,202 Father never leaves. He just changes. 32 00:02:50,547 --> 00:02:51,718 Tell 'em, Deacon. 33 00:02:51,719 --> 00:02:53,580 We waited many long months. 34 00:02:53,581 --> 00:02:55,752 And then one day, our preacher returned to us. 35 00:02:55,753 --> 00:02:58,581 - He was in a tree. - Like a squirrel? 36 00:02:58,926 --> 00:03:01,718 I'm not gonna lie. This little fucker is kind of cute. 37 00:03:01,719 --> 00:03:03,097 Don't get those fingers too close. 38 00:03:03,098 --> 00:03:05,752 He will bite them clean off. 39 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:06,959 Shut up! 40 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,408 Who could be scared of... 41 00:03:22,616 --> 00:03:23,650 Hey. 42 00:03:25,202 --> 00:03:26,236 Hey. 43 00:03:31,685 --> 00:03:33,167 You freed me from Zemu. 44 00:03:35,098 --> 00:03:36,167 Good looking out. 45 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,304 Yeah. 46 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,478 Seemed like the chill thing to do. 47 00:03:40,685 --> 00:03:42,960 So, how are you doing? 48 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:46,615 With freedom. 49 00:03:46,616 --> 00:03:48,857 Freedom. 50 00:03:51,202 --> 00:03:52,478 Maybe one day. 51 00:03:56,443 --> 00:03:59,649 Still drinking gasoline. Interesting. 52 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:00,994 But I do owe you one. 53 00:04:00,995 --> 00:04:02,167 - Oh, it's okay. - Just one. 54 00:04:02,822 --> 00:04:05,063 After that, I'll flatten you with my tires, 55 00:04:05,064 --> 00:04:06,339 just like everyone else. 56 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:08,304 Well, unfortunately for you, 57 00:04:08,305 --> 00:04:10,374 I'm not just like everyone else. 58 00:04:18,822 --> 00:04:21,133 New challenger approaching! 59 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,718 I can't believe we're finally here. 60 00:04:25,719 --> 00:04:26,821 The tournament! 61 00:04:26,822 --> 00:04:28,132 Do you think I might get the chance 62 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:29,235 to cut someone's head off? 63 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,512 I've been sort of wanting to try that. 64 00:04:31,719 --> 00:04:34,547 There is nothing I want more for you, Stu. 65 00:04:35,719 --> 00:04:38,305 Oh, hey, look, it's our OG fan club. 66 00:04:38,581 --> 00:04:41,028 I told you this would be the social event of the season. 67 00:04:41,029 --> 00:04:44,028 We should go say hi before we murder them for sport. 68 00:04:44,029 --> 00:04:45,166 You go ahead. 69 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:46,891 Those two are douchebags anyway. 70 00:04:47,236 --> 00:04:49,063 I need to prepare for my next killing spree. 71 00:04:49,064 --> 00:04:51,373 Oh, Stu, you're going to make me cry. 72 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,063 Do me a favor. 73 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:55,201 Make sure Harold doesn't pull the pin early. 74 00:04:55,202 --> 00:04:57,546 He's got an itchy trigger finger. 75 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,373 Lactation is very rare in men, 76 00:04:59,374 --> 00:05:00,718 but Brenjamin here has been blessed 77 00:05:00,719 --> 00:05:02,271 with the nips of a mother. 78 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:04,408 Fucking wine corks. 79 00:05:04,409 --> 00:05:05,752 I'm an unholy miracle. 80 00:05:05,753 --> 00:05:08,615 Oh, if it isn't my two favorite critics! 81 00:05:08,616 --> 00:05:10,270 No, no... 82 00:05:10,271 --> 00:05:11,995 Hi, Sweet Tooth. 83 00:05:13,616 --> 00:05:15,132 So, what are you crazy kids doing here? 84 00:05:15,133 --> 00:05:16,235 You come to cheer me on? 85 00:05:16,236 --> 00:05:19,373 Oh, uh, not exactly. 86 00:05:19,374 --> 00:05:20,581 Aww. 87 00:05:20,995 --> 00:05:22,925 Hey, you know, I tried to kill this guy one time. 88 00:05:22,926 --> 00:05:24,202 So did he. 89 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:26,925 This time we'll finish the job. 90 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:29,615 Brenjamin, time to put down Preacher. 91 00:05:29,616 --> 00:05:32,063 Then we'll put you down. 92 00:05:35,443 --> 00:05:37,615 Hey, you need any help with that little fucker, 93 00:05:37,616 --> 00:05:39,650 hit me up. I've already killed one baby. 94 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,959 So what have you two crazy kids been up to? 95 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,064 Tell me everything. 96 00:06:00,236 --> 00:06:02,511 Take a picture. It'll last longer. 97 00:06:02,512 --> 00:06:05,236 Sorry. I was just admiring your... hat? 98 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,649 You're joining the tournament? 99 00:06:12,685 --> 00:06:16,063 You wouldn't last a day in the Florida swamplands. 100 00:06:16,064 --> 00:06:20,821 The mosquitos would eat you alive. 101 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:23,615 You're right. 102 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:25,166 You know what? I shouldn't be here. 103 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:28,029 Everyone's really scary, especially you. 104 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:29,821 You're smart to fear me, 105 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:33,028 because those who cross Vermin 106 00:06:33,029 --> 00:06:35,064 don't live to tell the tale. 107 00:06:35,857 --> 00:06:37,615 You're terrifying. 108 00:06:37,616 --> 00:06:40,822 You know, I don't care what that guy Deacon says. 109 00:06:42,305 --> 00:06:44,028 What did he say? 110 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,959 Oh, just that you're not a real competitor. 111 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,097 All bark, no bite. Stupid stuff. 112 00:06:49,098 --> 00:06:50,821 Son of a bitch. 113 00:06:50,822 --> 00:06:53,340 He also said something about you being a bug fucker. 114 00:06:53,753 --> 00:06:55,788 Come on! That was one time! 115 00:06:56,133 --> 00:06:57,718 I put ants in my pants, 116 00:06:57,719 --> 00:06:59,063 and it's not my fault that it felt good. 117 00:06:59,064 --> 00:07:00,995 I did it for a joke. Where's that fucker? 118 00:07:05,719 --> 00:07:07,477 Okay, dickhead! Hey! 119 00:07:07,478 --> 00:07:08,718 What the fuck are you saying... 120 00:07:13,409 --> 00:07:15,097 Excuse me. Would you like to know 121 00:07:15,098 --> 00:07:16,752 who had some very specific opinions 122 00:07:16,753 --> 00:07:18,340 about your eyepatch? 123 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,472 The clown said that? 124 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:24,026 Those exact words? 125 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:27,112 Swear to God. Or not God. The devil? 126 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,598 I don't know. whoever you swear to. 127 00:07:28,803 --> 00:07:30,183 For what it's worth, 128 00:07:30,527 --> 00:07:32,595 I don't think the Holy Men have gone so soft. 129 00:07:32,596 --> 00:07:33,803 Soft? 130 00:07:35,596 --> 00:07:38,320 Why, because I am an incredibly attentive father figure? 131 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,802 I'll show him. 132 00:07:41,803 --> 00:07:43,767 The only thing more powerful than big ass guns 133 00:07:43,768 --> 00:07:45,527 is a daddy's love. 134 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:56,112 Watch where you're going, you dipshit, 135 00:07:56,113 --> 00:07:59,319 or, uh, I'll have to rip your balls off 136 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,285 and shove them up your nose. 137 00:08:17,492 --> 00:08:18,526 Stu? 138 00:08:18,527 --> 00:08:20,491 Mike? 139 00:08:24,182 --> 00:08:25,733 I thought you were dead! 140 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:29,388 Oh my God. 141 00:08:29,389 --> 00:08:32,010 Are you real, or am I tripping? 142 00:08:32,389 --> 00:08:34,353 I knew I shouldn't have foraged for mushies at night. 143 00:08:34,354 --> 00:08:35,872 I'm very real, man. 144 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,526 Dude, if I knew you were alive, 145 00:08:38,527 --> 00:08:40,146 - I would have... - Hey, Michael. 146 00:08:40,147 --> 00:08:41,802 Hammerhead is locked and loaded. 147 00:08:41,803 --> 00:08:44,009 Hey, guy. That's a nice headband. 148 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:46,561 It actually brings out your eyes. 149 00:08:47,423 --> 00:08:48,802 - Thanks? - Yeah. 150 00:08:48,803 --> 00:08:51,043 Stu, this is my new homie Dave. 151 00:08:51,044 --> 00:08:54,561 - Yeah. - Dave, this is Stu. 152 00:08:55,527 --> 00:08:57,079 No way! 153 00:08:57,423 --> 00:09:00,388 This is your old compadre, Big Stu. 154 00:09:00,389 --> 00:09:02,043 Or just Stu. 155 00:09:02,044 --> 00:09:03,905 You know, your reputation precedes you. 156 00:09:03,906 --> 00:09:06,112 I mean, I've heard so much about you 157 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:08,457 - because of... - Yeah. 158 00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:09,940 - Oh, awesome. - Yeah. 159 00:09:09,941 --> 00:09:11,664 Cool. How did you meet this guy? 160 00:09:11,665 --> 00:09:14,388 Well, after Sweet Tooth attacked us, 161 00:09:14,389 --> 00:09:16,112 I was messed up bad, man. 162 00:09:16,113 --> 00:09:19,112 So I rolled over in the fire to cauterize the gash. 163 00:09:19,113 --> 00:09:20,457 - Let me help. Let me help. - On my back. 164 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:21,629 - Let me help. - Thank you, Dave. thank you. 165 00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:23,044 Oh, god. 166 00:09:24,079 --> 00:09:26,767 And next thing I know, I got found by some Butchers. 167 00:09:26,768 --> 00:09:28,250 And get this, 168 00:09:28,251 --> 00:09:31,113 Dave here was one of the Butchers. 169 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,146 Crazy, right? 170 00:09:35,147 --> 00:09:36,319 - What a twist. - Oh, yeah. 171 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,629 Seriously. I mean, we were 172 00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:38,872 fattening him up for a barbecue. 173 00:09:39,354 --> 00:09:42,215 Then Mike just kind of flipped the script on me. 174 00:09:42,216 --> 00:09:43,768 He told me, um, 175 00:09:44,561 --> 00:09:46,872 a man who eats man 176 00:09:48,423 --> 00:09:49,527 is no man at all. 177 00:09:51,906 --> 00:09:53,940 He's a regular Bill Shakespeare, right? 178 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,526 - Yeah. - But seriously, 179 00:09:55,527 --> 00:09:56,458 from that day forward, I vowed 180 00:09:56,665 --> 00:09:59,251 I would never let any man meat touch these lips. 181 00:09:59,803 --> 00:10:02,526 Well, I'm just happy to meet my good pal Mike. 182 00:10:02,527 --> 00:10:05,112 Hey, Stu, so am I, okay? 183 00:10:05,113 --> 00:10:07,250 I would've missed out on a pretty damn good friendship. 184 00:10:08,596 --> 00:10:09,940 'Cause you would have eaten him. 185 00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:11,078 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would've eaten him. 186 00:10:11,079 --> 00:10:13,043 Yeah. 187 00:10:13,044 --> 00:10:15,560 So I saw your ass get dragged off the beach, man. 188 00:10:15,561 --> 00:10:17,284 I thought you were burnt toast. 189 00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:19,043 How the hell did you get away from Sweet Tooth? 190 00:10:19,044 --> 00:10:21,802 Oh, super crazy story. I, uh... 191 00:10:21,803 --> 00:10:22,836 Stu, Oh, my God, 192 00:10:22,837 --> 00:10:24,284 there are so many cool people here to kill. 193 00:10:24,285 --> 00:10:26,215 There's a human-car hybrid over there. 194 00:10:26,216 --> 00:10:28,629 - I think he's on 'roids. - You're still with him? 195 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:30,079 I can explain it. 196 00:10:30,389 --> 00:10:33,078 Hey, didn't I cut you in half? I never forget a victim. 197 00:10:33,079 --> 00:10:35,698 You did. But you didn't finish the job. 198 00:10:35,699 --> 00:10:38,250 Could you not tell anybody about that? 199 00:10:38,251 --> 00:10:40,699 I mean, attempted murder is kind of a bad look for me. 200 00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:43,388 Congratulations... 201 00:10:43,389 --> 00:10:45,422 ...on creating the perfect little minion 202 00:10:45,423 --> 00:10:46,596 to do your bidding. 203 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:48,872 W-wait a minute. That's not what this is. 204 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,905 We're partners, equals. 205 00:10:50,906 --> 00:10:52,009 Yeah, no, we're not. 206 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:53,595 As a matter of fact, yesterday 207 00:10:53,596 --> 00:10:55,043 I massacred a roomful of random people 208 00:10:55,044 --> 00:10:56,596 all by myself. 209 00:10:56,941 --> 00:10:58,354 And you're proud of that? 210 00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:00,974 You left me for dead 211 00:11:00,975 --> 00:11:02,698 so that you could find out how to murder better? 212 00:11:02,699 --> 00:11:04,491 - Yeah, about sums it up. - No... 213 00:11:04,492 --> 00:11:06,354 Okay, Yeah. Come on, Dave. 214 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:09,009 We got a tournament to win. 215 00:11:09,010 --> 00:11:10,491 I'll be right there, Mike. 216 00:11:10,492 --> 00:11:12,457 Keep your head on a swivel! 217 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:15,664 Look, he's just got to cool off. 218 00:11:15,665 --> 00:11:17,285 It'll be fine. 219 00:11:17,561 --> 00:11:20,596 Just remember, the road to self-discovery 220 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,010 is a long and arduous one. 221 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,354 Hey, one love. 222 00:11:28,872 --> 00:11:30,285 I also love that mask. 223 00:11:30,665 --> 00:11:32,319 It's really cheery. 224 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,146 And I think I'm looking at a dental ad. 225 00:11:35,147 --> 00:11:36,216 It's nice. 226 00:11:37,837 --> 00:11:39,146 Oh, man, that Dave guy's 227 00:11:39,147 --> 00:11:41,112 got a real nice way about him, huh? 228 00:11:41,113 --> 00:11:43,388 Fit, too. You can tell he really watches what he... 229 00:11:43,389 --> 00:11:44,940 Eats. 230 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,285 This motherfucker. 231 00:11:52,527 --> 00:11:54,561 That asshole killed Jeremy and Ashley. 232 00:12:04,079 --> 00:12:06,216 Grimm! How the hell did you get out? 233 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:07,836 I threw away the key. 234 00:12:07,837 --> 00:12:09,975 I got a special invitation. 235 00:12:10,423 --> 00:12:14,526 And that's Mr. Grimm to you, Marcus! 236 00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:15,905 You know that's not my name! 237 00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:19,353 Oh, you're still in so much pain. 238 00:12:20,665 --> 00:12:22,698 Don't worry, 239 00:12:22,699 --> 00:12:24,492 soon you'll be free. 240 00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:28,079 And your soul will be with us. 241 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:34,871 Marcus, huh? 242 00:12:34,872 --> 00:12:36,043 What is that, Germanic? 243 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:45,639 Okay. 244 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,116 There's a lot of stone cold killers here. 245 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,668 We've got to stick to the plan. 246 00:12:49,043 --> 00:12:50,278 What do we do about Axel? 247 00:12:50,279 --> 00:12:52,338 I don't know. Maybe get him a damn shirt. 248 00:12:54,383 --> 00:12:55,624 I don't think he'll be a problem. 249 00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:59,554 We should avoid Sweet Tooth, because he's fucking bonkers. 250 00:12:59,555 --> 00:13:01,140 The motorcycle guy will keep him busy. 251 00:13:01,141 --> 00:13:03,796 - They got a history. - Really? 252 00:13:03,797 --> 00:13:06,313 - What else did you find out? - Oh, plenty. 253 00:13:06,314 --> 00:13:09,761 That's Billy Ray Stillwell, a.k.a. the Junkyard Dog. 254 00:13:09,762 --> 00:13:12,623 Dangerous for sure, but dumber than a box of assholes. 255 00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:14,106 You really just got to watch out 256 00:13:14,107 --> 00:13:16,761 for that spiked metal ball catapult thing. 257 00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:19,761 The human cum sock is Chuckie Floop. 258 00:13:19,762 --> 00:13:21,934 I heard he's the sickest driver in the country, 259 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,071 but I know poser when I see one. 260 00:13:24,072 --> 00:13:26,899 Who I'm real worried about is Death Warrant, 261 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,589 bounty hunter from Dallas. 262 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,313 Heard he takes scalps 263 00:13:30,314 --> 00:13:32,071 and weaves the hair of his victims 264 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,589 into his own mane. 265 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:34,658 That's a lot of hair. 266 00:13:34,659 --> 00:13:36,589 Yeah, he's covering a bald spot. 267 00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:38,141 He's very sensitive about it. 268 00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:40,106 I think we're going to tear this shit up. 269 00:13:40,107 --> 00:13:41,623 Fuck yeah. 270 00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:42,796 And if the party gets a little rowdy, 271 00:13:42,797 --> 00:13:45,555 I can always hit that EMP. 272 00:13:45,831 --> 00:13:47,416 Solid recon. 273 00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:48,830 That's really going to help us. 274 00:13:48,831 --> 00:13:52,416 Help you? Bitch, I'm here to get my own wish. 275 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,244 Besides, no amount of intel is going to help 276 00:13:54,245 --> 00:13:56,072 with Roadkill's janky turn radius. 277 00:13:56,624 --> 00:13:57,899 What's wrong with our turn radius? 278 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,383 Good luck out there! 279 00:13:59,866 --> 00:14:02,692 Calm down. She's just fucking with you. 280 00:14:02,693 --> 00:14:03,762 I know that. 281 00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:11,624 So you think you can spread lies about me, you little punk? 282 00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:14,485 Stu's the one who called you a loser with a micro penis, 283 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:17,969 - not me. - I am not a loser! 284 00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:23,900 Whatever. 285 00:14:25,521 --> 00:14:26,866 I'll see you soon enough. 286 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:33,004 Eat shit. 287 00:14:35,728 --> 00:14:38,658 - What a douche. May... - Look, I like you guys and all, 288 00:14:38,659 --> 00:14:40,003 but I'm not interested in an alliance. 289 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,313 Yeah, no, I get that. 290 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,796 But why are you making yourself a target? 291 00:14:42,797 --> 00:14:45,140 I'm getting inside their heads. 292 00:14:45,141 --> 00:14:46,313 It's mind games 101. 293 00:14:46,314 --> 00:14:47,485 Do you understand 294 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:48,658 how dangerous this is going to be? 295 00:14:48,659 --> 00:14:50,244 I can handle this, Quiet. 296 00:14:50,245 --> 00:14:52,830 If you go out there, you're on your own. 297 00:14:52,831 --> 00:14:54,245 We all are. 298 00:14:56,004 --> 00:14:58,004 Wow. Way to be over-dramatic. 299 00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:00,555 I'll keep the finish line warm for you. 300 00:15:07,624 --> 00:15:09,452 New challenger approaching! 301 00:15:21,245 --> 00:15:22,452 John? 302 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,727 Interesting. 303 00:15:25,728 --> 00:15:27,037 What the hell are you doing here? 304 00:15:27,038 --> 00:15:28,140 That should be obvious. 305 00:15:28,141 --> 00:15:29,899 But what I can't figure out 306 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:32,003 is why you fought so hard to escape me 307 00:15:32,004 --> 00:15:33,865 only to end up here anyway. 308 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,900 Do you even see how annoying that is? 309 00:15:40,521 --> 00:15:42,831 Oh. 310 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:46,865 Okay. So the sex is that good, huh? 311 00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:48,520 I can respect that. 312 00:15:48,521 --> 00:15:51,071 Just know once we get out there, 313 00:15:51,072 --> 00:15:53,210 I'm going to be the one doing the fucking. 314 00:15:55,004 --> 00:15:57,934 Hmm, Hot Topic brought a fancy car. 315 00:15:57,935 --> 00:15:59,797 Do you know how to drive that thing? 316 00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:01,659 Fuck around and find out. 317 00:16:03,555 --> 00:16:04,659 Toodles. 318 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,485 That's a different Raven, right? 319 00:16:07,486 --> 00:16:09,106 There's a bunch of them. 320 00:16:09,107 --> 00:16:11,485 This one, She's the boss. 321 00:16:11,486 --> 00:16:12,658 Are they all hot? 322 00:16:12,659 --> 00:16:14,383 Yeah. It's like "Gremlins." 323 00:16:23,072 --> 00:16:24,278 Calypso. 324 00:16:30,693 --> 00:16:32,383 You gotta admire the showmanship. 325 00:16:35,831 --> 00:16:36,934 We're really gonna wait for this door 326 00:16:36,935 --> 00:16:38,140 to open all the way? 327 00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:40,383 Just shh. He's building tension. 328 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,831 Yeah this is taking forever. 329 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:20,077 Ladies, gentlemen, 330 00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:23,595 welcome to my contest. 331 00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:26,559 Well, almost. 332 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,456 You're not in it quite yet. 333 00:17:31,457 --> 00:17:35,697 First, you must survive a qualifying round. 334 00:17:35,698 --> 00:17:37,181 Yo, dude! 335 00:17:38,112 --> 00:17:41,422 Not really taking questions yet, but go ahead. 336 00:17:42,457 --> 00:17:44,318 So, what are the rules? 337 00:17:44,319 --> 00:17:46,939 I feel like some of us are wondering. 338 00:17:49,284 --> 00:17:51,249 I was just about to get to that, Mr. Floop, 339 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,869 if you'd just waited one second. 340 00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:55,421 It's okay. It's okay. 341 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,111 Never mind. 342 00:17:57,112 --> 00:17:59,525 The rules of the qualifier 343 00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:03,111 are as simple as one, two, three. 344 00:18:03,112 --> 00:18:05,560 One, grab a package. 345 00:18:08,457 --> 00:18:11,835 Two, deliver it to Tournament city. 346 00:18:11,836 --> 00:18:14,283 Delivering packages? We got this in the bag. 347 00:18:14,284 --> 00:18:16,628 And three, 348 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,491 don't die. 349 00:18:18,939 --> 00:18:23,145 The drivers who successfully deliver my packages intact 350 00:18:23,146 --> 00:18:25,422 will move on to the next round. 351 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:30,007 Prepare for battle in ten, nine... 352 00:18:32,457 --> 00:18:34,801 - Stu, go! - Eight. 353 00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,145 Seven. 354 00:18:37,146 --> 00:18:39,180 - Whoo! - Six. 355 00:18:39,181 --> 00:18:41,043 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Come on, now. 356 00:18:41,836 --> 00:18:43,352 Five. 357 00:18:45,422 --> 00:18:46,456 Four. 358 00:18:48,457 --> 00:18:50,974 Three. 359 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,662 Two. 360 00:18:52,663 --> 00:18:54,007 You were right. 361 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,284 This guy does know how to put on a show. 362 00:18:56,353 --> 00:18:57,595 One. 363 00:18:59,732 --> 00:19:00,973 Let's rock! 364 00:19:23,732 --> 00:19:27,594 ♪ Dead I am the one Exterminating son ♪ 365 00:19:27,595 --> 00:19:31,077 ♪ Slipping through the trees Strangling the breeze ♪ 366 00:19:38,698 --> 00:19:42,904 ♪ Dead I am the sky Watching the angels cry ♪ 367 00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:46,491 ♪ While they slowly turn Conquering the worm ♪ 368 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:50,076 ♪ Dig through the ditches And burn through the witches ♪ 369 00:19:50,077 --> 00:19:51,559 You sure you're not worried about the kid? 370 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,283 Oh, I'm sure. 371 00:19:53,284 --> 00:19:55,697 She's not going anywhere without this. 372 00:19:55,698 --> 00:19:58,663 No! No, now now! Come on! 373 00:19:59,319 --> 00:20:00,353 Shit. 374 00:20:09,698 --> 00:20:13,491 ♪ Dead I am the pool Spreading from the fool ♪ 375 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:16,180 ♪ Weak and want you need Nowhere as you bleed ♪ 376 00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:17,836 Grimm at 12 o'clock. 377 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,595 I've been waiting minutes to do this. 378 00:20:29,526 --> 00:20:32,835 ♪ Tender is the fur Dying as you purr ♪ 379 00:20:32,836 --> 00:20:36,145 ♪ Dig through the ditches And burn through the witches ♪ 380 00:20:36,146 --> 00:20:39,869 ♪ I slam in the back Of my Dragula ♪ 381 00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:41,560 Damn it! Come on! 382 00:20:43,353 --> 00:20:45,939 Ah, you're not getting away that easy. 383 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,146 Oh, peekaboo, I see you! 384 00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:53,180 Brenjamin, protect the God-child. 385 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:59,628 ♪ Do it baby Do it baby ♪ 386 00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:02,559 Holy shit! 387 00:21:06,146 --> 00:21:07,595 Get some! 388 00:21:09,319 --> 00:21:10,663 Get some! 389 00:21:12,595 --> 00:21:14,077 Yeah! 390 00:21:17,353 --> 00:21:21,249 Ha! Nice shot, Harold! 391 00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:28,526 I'm gonna enjoy this, Milkman. 392 00:21:30,112 --> 00:21:34,145 ♪ Devil on your back I can never die ♪ 393 00:21:34,146 --> 00:21:37,490 ♪ Dig through the ditches And burn through the witches ♪ 394 00:21:37,491 --> 00:21:41,731 ♪ I slam in the back Of my Dragula ♪ 395 00:21:41,732 --> 00:21:44,973 ♪ Dig through the ditches And burn through the witches ♪ 396 00:21:44,974 --> 00:21:48,801 ♪ I slam in the back Of my Dragula ♪ 397 00:21:49,836 --> 00:21:50,905 Damn it! 398 00:21:52,146 --> 00:21:53,249 God, that felt good! 399 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,318 You know, your butt looks really 400 00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:55,388 good when you're shooting. 401 00:21:56,181 --> 00:22:00,491 ♪ Do it baby Do it baby ♪ 402 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,215 Game over. 403 00:22:23,595 --> 00:22:24,732 I think he's tracking us. 404 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,594 Oh, shit! 405 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,180 The little green light turned yellow. 406 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,249 - What do we do? - I don't know. 407 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,422 Not let it get red. 408 00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:32,249 Step on it. 409 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,526 Let's hope it doesn't get carsick. 410 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,731 Spread out! 411 00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,387 One of those heckin' bombs could take us all down. 412 00:22:45,388 --> 00:22:46,629 Fuck this. 413 00:22:51,388 --> 00:22:52,904 Now that's how I want to go, 414 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,421 earth shattering explosion. 415 00:22:54,422 --> 00:22:56,766 And if I take Grimm with me, even better. 416 00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:58,422 I actually don't wanna die in a big explosion. 417 00:22:59,008 --> 00:23:00,869 Maybe we should get to the city and then kill him there. 418 00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:03,146 No! We kill him now! 419 00:23:04,284 --> 00:23:06,111 Fine. Let me take the wheel. 420 00:23:06,112 --> 00:23:08,869 You can get a clean shot at him, partner. 421 00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:10,628 Stuby-dooby-doo, 422 00:23:10,629 --> 00:23:12,595 that is a great idea. 423 00:23:17,319 --> 00:23:19,111 I got a grenade with your name on it. 424 00:23:20,422 --> 00:23:23,421 No! What are you doing? 425 00:23:23,422 --> 00:23:25,145 Fuck Grimm! We'll get him in the next round. 426 00:23:25,146 --> 00:23:26,905 Stu! 427 00:23:40,284 --> 00:23:41,939 Hey! What the fuck? 428 00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:44,146 Shit! 429 00:23:45,905 --> 00:23:47,319 Gotcha. 430 00:23:51,836 --> 00:23:53,008 Whoo! 431 00:23:54,112 --> 00:23:55,283 Fuck! 432 00:24:02,112 --> 00:24:03,526 Ow! My fucking face. 433 00:24:06,422 --> 00:24:08,525 Fuck. The kid! 434 00:24:08,526 --> 00:24:09,939 Shit. 435 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,836 Shit, how could she... Fuck! 436 00:24:17,905 --> 00:24:19,869 We have to keep our eye on the prize, right? 437 00:24:19,870 --> 00:24:22,042 - Right? - Right. 438 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,250 I can't go back for her. 439 00:24:38,422 --> 00:24:39,526 Turn around. 440 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:41,662 What? John, no! 441 00:24:41,663 --> 00:24:43,716 Move over, goddammit, we're wasting time! Come on! 442 00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:00,705 Sub extracted from file & improved by Se7enOfNin9 for addic7ed.com 30564

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