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SCOTTY: Previously...

Living and Dining kicked our butts!

..on The Block Tree Change...

Hell, yeah, baby.

..Living and Dining nearly killed our Blockheads.

I'm absolutely cooked!

It was hell frozen over...

Tools down!

(EXHALES) Freezing!

..but our judges brought the thaw...

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(FUNKY ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

Wow! I had no idea that it was gonna feel quite this epic.

(FUNKY ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

This is... DARREN: Chic AF?

Yeah. Yeah.

..and all that effort paid off for Rachel and Ryan,

who won their first week...

It's Rachel and Ryan!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

..while some others were left...flat.

But tonight it's the start of that most special of weeks,

feared and dreaded by Block watchers and Blockheads old and new.

Welcome to Hellway Week.

(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS)

Ahh... (BLEEP)!

(DRIVING ROCK RHYTHMS)

This is when the Blockheads have to join the old house to the new build,

with breezeways into hallways

that connect to laundry, mudrooms, and powder rooms -

all in just seven days.

This is insanely hard.

Just five more minutes!

It's a mammoth task...

If you don't wanna be here, don't be here!

..that will push everyone to the edge...

It's Hell Week!

(LAUGHTER)

You gotta laugh, because if you don't laugh, you cry.

(CRIES) I'm done with it! Babe, I wanna go home!

..and some, over it.

Who reopened this site?

You two boys are pushing our friendship,

disrespecting authority on site.

Oooh!

(DOOR SLAMS)

(BIRDSONG, WINDMILL CREAKS)

(DOG BARKS, SHEEP BLEATS)

(BIRDSONG)

(RELAXED GUITAR STRUMMING)

I got you a bacon-egg roll. Thank you.

This is the start of week eight,

which means four weeks still to go on The Block Tree Change.

# I'm so tired

# I'm so tired of trying... #

I'm the most tired I've ever (BLEEP) been on this show.

I feel sorry for myself right now. (LAUGHS)

I haven't had a shower yet.

It's so much harder in real life than what you see on TV.

(COW MOOS)

Before they jump head first into Hellway Week,

our Blockheads get to inspect each other's successes...

# Domain, Domain... #

..and failures.

So, open for inspection this morning.

It's always good to go see all the other houses.

(MOMENTOUS MUSIC BUILDS)

At last night's judging of living and dining rooms...

G'day, g'day.

..Rachel and Ryan finally tasted success,

winning with a score of 29.5 -

that included two tens.

SHAYNNA: Yes! They've done it!

They have put home and personality and warmth into this place.

Winner of week seven on The Block Tree Change is...

..it's Rachel and Ryan!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yay! We got another ten.

RACHEL: Oh, look at that! Awesome!

Oh! Ahh!

Oh, they did a fantastic job.

OMAR: Even the fireplace is nice.

Good on them.

Hold on. They haven't presented the floor...to the best they can.

It's a finished room. Yeah, they haven't sealed it.

And that's a ten.

Why give two tens when the room's not complete?

How could that possibly work? Yeah.

That's not perfect to us.

I'm glad they got the win. I was rooting for them this week.

They deserve it.

Ryan works hard, Rachel works hard.

They don't piss and moan. They just keep going.

This isn't a ten, honey.

Where's the wow?

Rachel and Ryan maybe should have won,

but I don't know how they got a ten, to be honest.

This floor, I can't get over it. I think it's gross.

Do you like it?

I am so confused! This is so simple.

I feel like there was three choices -

maybe two or three choices, meaning styling -

massive couch, dining table, piece of art,

and that's all it was.

Who gave the tens?

Not Darren. Shaynna and Neale.

They're just giving tens left, right, and centre.

How is that a ten?

# Can't stop thinking about you... #

Tom and Sarah-Jane came in second with a score of 25.5 -

not bad, but not their best.

This week's room did not give the same feeling of cohesion

that you have delivered previously.

For the very first time, I'm saying this does not wrap around me.

And I agree with their feedback about my styling

and about the things that they said, anyway, so that's cool.

I am confused about this space

in terms of the rest of their house.

(CHILLED ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

To me, it feels very rustic. It does to me too.

Oh, this is different, isn't it?

DYLAN: Nice.

It's nice. It's a bit... it's, like, random, though.

It's like they had the perfect kitchen and they missed, um...

..they missed the memo on this.

SHARON: But look at this, right?

They've got way less space to fill, but they also haven't filled...

Look, there's two random chairs there.

It's all empty everywhere,

and there's only seating for, like, four, five people.

ANKUR: Didn't they get 9.5 from someone?

It's absolute bull(BLEEP)!

(CHILLED ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

The judges loved what the boys did in House Five...

DARREN: This is pretty impressive. Wow!

IE, extremely impressive!

You really know how to surprise the judges.

Who are these two people?

I think they're Omar and Oz. (LAUGHS)

..but they were disqualified for doing a dodgy deal on their piano,

and lost three points,

coming equal second with House One on 25.5 points.

Their styling is incredible.

Not being sexist, but Omar kills it with styling.

And the... SHARON: I didn't notice the piano.

..$7,000 piano.

I like this room. This is my favourite room.

DYLAN: Just waiting for Elton John to rock up.

Yeah, look at that. Jeez!

RACHEL: Love the beams, love the brickwork.

I can't look at the piano, because I feel...dirty, looking at it.

MAN: Let's move on to House Five, shall we?

And what's been coined as the Pianogate.

(LAUGHS) Ahh, Pianogate!

What's the 'gate' mean?

Oh, my god, he has no idea! Oh, my god - Watergate?

No. Oh, god!

I can't even sometimes. Like, I just don't...

What's a Watergate? Oh, far out!

President Nixon? Don't know him.

No, just...let's just roll on, guys. Let's just keep rolling.

(LAUGHTER)

(MIMICS DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Two, one, up!

Yep, let's address the elephant in the room.

(MAGPIE WARBLES)

I'm talking about that $36,000 baby grand piano

the boys bought for $7,500.

Whoa!

NEALE: Music maestro!

Hang on a minute!

This is a baby grand. Mmm.

It wasn't... they didn't win it on a prize.

Shaynna asked, "How are you affording this?"

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Hmm.

I have no idea. Hmm.

(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)

I'm with her, boys. How are you affording this piano?

(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)

I didn't know what to do when Scotty started going off.

That was hectic!

(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)

I know what they retail for!

Seven and a half grand is what we got it for.

That's impossible - they retail for $36,000!

A grand piano?

Like, they were just taking the piss at that point.

Like, dead-set, they were just taking the piss.

Can anyone tell me what the rule on The Block is?

I think it's rule number three. Does anyone know the rule?

CONTESTANTS: 50%. 50% discount.

Of...? BOTH: Retail price.

MAN: Do you buy that they didn't know?

No, 100% don't buy... that they didn't know.

These boys are, like, really intelligent.

They're hustlers. They know what's going on with it all, yeah.

But...nothing personal. It's part of the game.

Play it fairly.

If you win tonight, I'm disqualifying you from tonight.

So, because of Pianogate, they have to pay ten grand back

and they get three points gone.

Gone - which is good,

because they're behind us on the Domain leaderboard, so...

# I don't want them catching up. #

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Does everybody agree with that outcome?

Put your hand up if you think I'm doing the right thing?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

(LAUGHTER)

Alright, off to House Number Four.

Dylan and Jenny, the only couple who have not yet scored a win,

had one of their worst results so far,

coming second last with just 22 points.

It doesn't feel like the living area

that you would expect to find in a house

that will be commanding the kind of price that, presumably, this will.

It feels kind of...ordinary.

(MELANCHOLY GUITAR RHYTHMS)

SHARON: You know what annoys me a little bit is, with the judges,

they froth over some people's exact same choices.

Look at the sheers from top to bottom.

They loved that...

ANKUR: Yeah, for Rach and Ryan. They loved it.

I reckon the feeling is really good in this place.

Isn't this a country house? Yeah.

Honestly, Omar, this loungeroom that they've done, and the living,

draws off the kitchen too much.

Honestly, it literally just shuts the kitchen view,

and the style doesn't flow with each other.

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)

The chippie couple were cruelled by the judges,

who didn't like their attempt at a country theme.

There's quite a bit to take in, isn't there?

DARREN: Yeah, that's why I had to take a step back.

Yeah.

Every week, yeah, you put your all in to get it to the point,

'cause you think there's another good room,

and then just, like, you get...

Get slammed. ..blindsided - you don't know.

It doesn't feel connected. It doesn't feel right.

This is more suited for a period home.

Yeah, you just honestly can never pick it with them.

I feel like they just change their mind from week to week.

Shaynna's advice is to take out some of the country elements.

Put in a bit more contemporary,

because they've got it in their kitchen.

Yep.

But they've got the mix wrong, without a doubt.

Ohh...like, I just kind of feel, like, over it, to be honest,

because all's they've been harping on about is,

"Go country, go country, go country."

So, we went country and then it said...they go,

"No, you need to be more contemporary modern."

OMAR: Way too country.

Maybe it's because of what the judges gave Tom and Sarah last week

for their kitchen.

They must have thought, "Alright, we need to go more country."

OZ: They didn't stick to their guns.

If this was me, and I was in Dyl and Jen's,

you know where I'd be right now - I'd be fuming.

What?

That's why I said, "I need to sit down and talk to a judge."

Sit down and talk to a judge.

Because this is effing with my head. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because that's what I thought the memo was - country.

Yeah, yeah. So, that's what I did.

We thought lately the judges had probably started squaring things up

and making more sense,

but I feel like they got it really wrong this week -

apart from our win.

You know, I think we kind of were a bit of a stand-out this week

compared to everyone else's, in our eyes.

Last night was bad for House Three.

They hit rock bottom with just 19 points.

SHARON: Anything that could, or should,

or may have an inkling of going wrong, does,

and you still gotta finish your room and get through it.

I mean, the painting... (SIGHS)

Like, I can see the undercoat again!

This is so bad!

(DRAMATIC DRUM BEAT)

Wow!

They tried, to be honest.

I feel so bad for them. This is too big, man!

I know. Honestly, that's what I love about House Three.

They keep trying - even though how big it is, they don't give up.

JENNY: It probably needs more styling, obviously, but...

Yeah, I reckon...they got the same lounge as Ryan and Rach.

Yeah!

Really, really bad plastering job, but they don't do that.

Look at that line along the wall!

Oof!

But a bad finish wasn't the only problem with this one.

Shaynna found some of the same elements

that they'd just seen in House Two,

but they just don't add up to the same level of success.

NEALE: We're in another hunting lodge.

Yeah. Well, we've got the elks to prove it.

We certainly have. Mmm.

But I sort of feel, from there down, it falls away.

Yeah.

I'm...I'm calling this their re-do room straight away.

Yeah. Yeah. This is their re-do room.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Oh! (LAUGHS) OK!

Have we stepped into our house? Holy moly!

Have we stepped into our house? Oh, yeah.

It's in our bedroom.

Obviously we love their room

because that's our style that we're going for.

It's our bedroom. It's...it's our bedroom.

It's the antler chandeliers

that I've had sitting in our house for the last five weeks.

We love it.

And the stone rock... I'm so confused by what's happening!

When have these guys gone lodge?

The same hanging rock. Same thing, yeah.

The same lounge, the same fireplace.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Love you.

Ours is better, bro! You coming?

They're so overwhelmed. They're so tired.

They're confused.

They have said from day dot that they love our house.

This is probably feeling comfortable for them

in a time when they're so overwhelmed and so confused.

So, I get it.

What they're doing has an effect...

On the way home from last night's judging,

Tom was all fired up about Omar and Oz bending the rules

by buying a baby grand for less than 50% of retail price.

It's nothing personal, but at the end of the day,

everybody's putting their whole lives on hold.

If they're happy to go about it and not play by the game rules,

which, technically, is cheating...

MAN: Yeah.

..it's not fair for people that are doing the right thing.

It's cheating. It's cheating.

(MIMICS DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Arggh! (LAUGHTER)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

I have to pay $10,000.

I'm doing a financial audit.

If everyone wants in, put your hand up.

We'll support you,

but we won't be the ones suggesting it, but we'll support you.

We'll say yes.

Coming up, things get ugly with the House Three builders...

Like, if you don't wanna be here, don't be here.

I wanted to get rid of them weeks ago, to be honest.

..and later, Sarah-Jane loses the plot.

(LAUGHS) I changed my mind!

(LAUGHS) Five more minutes!

I need more tiles!

(DOG BARKS)

# Anticipation has a habit to set you up... #

SCOTTY: Last week was hell,

but now it's time to start Hellway Week,

so called because not only do our Blockheads have to complete hallways,

they also have to connect their old houses

to the new pavilions with breezeways,

then throw in a laundry-slash-mudroom

and the occasional powder room for good measure,

and I think you get the picture.

Hellway Week.

Yeah, Mondays are hard,

'cause you don't catch up on... like, really, on your sleep

that you've lost from the past few days,

and you wanna make sure you get everything ordered

and you know exactly what you're doing,

otherwise your head just spins out, really.

Dylan and Jenny will be constructing a 40-metre-long hallway

running from the front door through a breezeway

into the new build,

where they'll also be completing a laundry and mudroom.

It's a grand total of 63 square metres.

Well, the mudroom is gonna be

the same cabinetry as the kitchen.

Yeah, so, we just gotta pick a nice floor tile to go down.

Yep.

A mudroom, by the way,

is a place to take off your muddy boots and dirty clothes

before entering the house.

It's a must in the bush.

(UPBEAT POP RHYTHMS)

And a breezeway is a transitional space

between two sections of a building.

I don't know - I've never done a breezeway, so...

We can look up some ideas. Yeah.

(UPBEAT DRUM RHYTHMS)

Rachel and Ryan have four builds -

an entrance and breezeway leading on to an L-shaped hallway

in the old part of the house,

and in the new pavilion,

there's a mudroom-slash-laundry and hallway to be completed.

All up, 71 square metres.

Don't forget we've pinched space for this mudroom now

through our return here.

The laundry's not huge. I think we need additional storage.

And you definitely need something over that side of the house as well.

100%.

I don't know, man. This is getting really, really, really hard.

(LAUGHS)

WOMAN: And yet you laugh.

Oh...well, you gotta laugh,

'cause if you don't laugh, you cry,

and then when you cry, you get (BLEEP),

and then you get cranky at someone, and then you say things you regret.

(CRASH!)

SHARON: Right! I hate it!

Lizza?

MAN: Oh, he's outside.

Ankur and Sharon's main entry

opens onto their breezeway and a single hallway.

In the new pavilion,

there's a mudroom and laundry area adjacent to a powder room.

They have the smallest area to do this week at 51 square metres.

It is, like, ultra important to get the spaces correct,

especially the entry and breezeway, and also the hallway.

It's the first point you see when you come into the home.

So, it creates the vibe and mood for the whole house.

Yep.

And then the hallway connects all the different spaces together.

And to make all these important spaces work,

they'll need a lot of help from their builders,

but that relationship is definitely on the rocks.

There's heaps of things that you have to take into account,

whether it's budget,

or whether it's going to have the time

to actually get things finished,

because I think finishing, and having it completely finished

is better than having a really good idea that isn't finished,

'cause you won't win with an unfinished room.

Ankur and Sharon want to present a theatrical design

in their breezeway and hallway,

with dramatic furniture and fittings,

along with black pressed metal on the walls...maybe.

(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

I feel there have to be some compromises somewhere -

like, if we put Laminex on there, it's free.

I feel like there's a level of arrogance there from Scotty,

who's been on The Block before.

"I know better, I know everything.

"I know what's gonna work, I know what's not gonna work."

Um, the thing that ends the pressed metal, what are we using as that?

Just the same as what you used there.

Yep.

On top? Yeah.

Can we make... Oh, yeah.

Is it grand enough?

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Also, in terms of the creative aspect,

you'd assume that people who work in the industry for so long

see a lot of spaces, get a lot of cool ideas.

Let's bounce off each other. Nothing's ever offered.

I'm not saying... to go one way or the other,

but it is gonna cost more money.

It's gonna cost more money for time for us,

and for the plasterers,

who are smashing you guys every week as it is.

The budget is just blowing.

The budget is...

..and that's also what Scott and I are trying to say and do,

is, like, every little bit adds up, and we're in the red every week.

So, what happens at the end of the show? So, there's...

I feel like they're gonna come up to us and be like,

"Work for $20 an hour."

Talking about, um, budget and things like that

and, like, where the money goes,

yesterday we were at Beaumont Tiles, and there's...

(SIGHS) I don't even know how to say it, but there's...

Did you make an order for tiles for yourself

to be picked up for yourself?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Whilst we were at Beaumont,

selecting our tiles for laundry-mudroom,

but also for our outdoor and everything,

the lovely Linda came up to me

to talk to me about these tiles that I had apparently ordered -

these pink artisan tiles, especially made tiles,

that had to be rushed forward,

and put a lot of pressure on the team to get them made for me,

and she said they were ready for pick-up again.

Anyway, did a bit of digging,

and essentially, Scotty, our chippie,

had ordered tiles for himself.

No, no, no, no, no.

I...we...remember, we ordered some more for that floor,

but we ended up not needing them, but the tilers picked them up.

So, they're gonna drop them back.

'Cause we've run out of Beaumont money,

'cause we need it for landscaping.

Well, he has the tiles,

so he's gonna drop them back to Southern Cross.

I ordered them just in case.

I'm just saying,

you can't make orders like that without talking to me.

Like, same decision that you made with the plaster thing

without talking...but that is a couple of grand right there.

Yep, yep, that's alright.

It's just a real awkward conversation to be having.

It's just awkward and it's, like, another thing, you know?

It's not the only thing.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Reece had some basins, two basins,

ordered for, I think, the first bathroom that I did,

but in the end I went with another supplier, Nood Co,

and so I was gonna return these basins.

And I'd already put Reece on notice that I was gonna return them,

because I need it for our budget.

And when I was cleaning up the space,

I remember Scotty walking by and he was like, "Oh!"

Like, he'd seen me uncover these basins and he was like,

"Oh! They look good."

And also, like... That's gonna get sorted, so...

..the sinks that were in the bathroom - where are they?

Oh, I...took money off my invoices for them.

I took... but they're sitting at home.

Yeah, we need to... So, I can easily bring them back.

We need to return them...

But, yeah, I took money off my invoices because we spoke about it

and I was like, "I'll take money off the invoices."

No. We spoke...you were in the bathroom.

These guys aren't like the other builders.

They're the only builders

that go to Gisborne for lunch for an hour every day.

They're the only builders who do their own walkaround on our dime

to have a look at everyone's site.

They're the only builders who refuse to work on a Saturday.

I wanted to get rid of them weeks ago, to be honest, to do this,

but Anks was hesitant,

and this is just his nature and personality.

He's like, "No, it'll be OK,

"and I don't wanna disrupt the apple cart and whatever,

"and give them another opportunity,"

which I'm like, "Fair, fair. Let's do that."

Like, are we doing pressed metal?

I actually don't care anymore. Right.

So, whatever you guys wanna do, just do it.

Yeah, but that's what I don't want it to be - a whatever we're doing...

But it is that, mate. It is that, mate.

I'm, like, so far over it.

Like...like, if you don't wanna be here, don't be here,

like, but this is (BLEEP) for us as well.

I think, in hindsight, they probably wish they had someone else,

but then, if they had someone else,

I think there would be... them standing here.

I don't think there would be any difference.

(THUNDER RUMBLES, DOG WHINES)

SCOTTY: Head online for all the latest renovation inspiration

with none other than Block royalty the Super Ks.

G'day, guys. Kyal and Kara here from The Block.

Kyal and Kara's styling tips thanks to Catch.

Exclusively at The Block website.

(ELEGANT CELLO MUSIC)

For the first time this season, thanks to a room win last night,

House Two are taking delivery of their Ford Money Tree,

a mature Japanese elm.

MAN: You got a big head start, mate.

She's gonna look pretty in summertime,

and even beautiful in autumn and spring.

Ahh, look at that!

And while Ryan takes care of the gardening,

Rachel is off to find a light fitting for their breezeway.

I like this! Yeah?

Does this come in a bigger one, though?

It does. It comes in a six-light, as well as an eight-light.

I love, love, love that.

They point up, if you wanted, to kind of highlight the ceiling.

Oh, I love that! Have it down, they move.

So, there's a little bit of flexibility with it.

That's perfect.

(UPBEAT POP RHYTHMS)

Back at the Block,

Omar and Oz have moved on from Pianogate

and are getting on with Hellway Week.

This week Omar and Oz are building a main entry and hallway

through the old house

to a breezeway into the new pavilion,

where there's another hallway, laundry-slash-mudroom,

and a powder room.

At 62 square metres and five separate builds,

it'll be a tough week.

But as always, the boys are full of confidence.

Who wouldn't be scared of us, to be honest?

Look at the rooms. Eight...eight 9.5s, and one ten.

Eight 9.5s. First time in Block history.

Another history we're breaking, guys.

Was the Bathroom Kings, and now we're the Block Kings,

and everyone's scared.

Meanwhile, Tom and Sarah-Jane are getting organised.

(LAUGHTER)

Got a (BLEEP)load to plan, really.

Um...all the plaster.

We've got the insulation, the flooring, the blinds.

Plumbing, the windows. (GROANS)

Kinsman cabinetry. (GROANS)

The electrical... (GROANS)

Tom and Sarah-Jane are building a hallway, laundry, and mudroom

in the new pavilion,

a breezeway connects to the old house,

and they've converted their media room

into a huge entrance to another hallway,

making theirs the biggest build this week

at 82 square metres.

So, the fireplace area on our plans, it shows it as a little...

BOTH: Media room.

But there's...it's not a room.

It's technically just an extension of the breezeway

into the existing house.

It's a bit strange, but I think it works.

Strange is good, mate. Yeah.

# Most people I know think that... #

I tell you what is strange, Tom,

is using your own body as a tape measure.

What are you doing, Tom?

(LAUGHS) Just trying to measure something.

Mate, that's what tapes are for. Do you want one?

No, no, I'm right. I'm almost done, man.

Everything's volume this week.

Everything's big. Mmm.

Big amounts of plaster.

Just wanna place my CSR order for my gyprock, please.

Big amounts of carpentry.

Big amounts of flooring. Flooring.

Big amounts of electrical. Yeah.

So, which just means more guys,

which...I think that's why they call it Hell Week,

'cause it's everybody in small areas.

Yep.

(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)

In typical Tom and Sarah-Jane style, they are thinking ahead

and planning for landscaping reveals just five weeks away.

(LAUGHS) Is this the basketball court?

On paper, it looks amazing,

with a basketball court, swimming pool,

golf tee and green,

and entertaining areas that need a heap of pavers.

(SIGHS)

Thank you! Bye!

I'm going to Beaumont!

(DRIVING ROCK BEATS)

Went to Beaumont and did my last order!

Hey, my loves! How are you?

Good! How are you? Good!

With our remaining money from Beaumont,

we got pavers for landscaping.

I called my landscaper, I'm like, "What paver did you want?"

And he said, "Travertine." And I said, "OK, cool."

So, I made my way over to travertine,

saw the price of the travertine.

(DRIVING ROCK GUITAR)

Asked how much that was gonna cost.

It was...ridiculous!

These guys have had the most wins,

so they've had the most cash up their sleeves,

but they're still being budget-conscious.

G'day, Troy.

Sarah-Jane wants to spend 8,000...

To get the pavers that youse both like...

Yep.

..it's gonna cost us another $8,000.

I don't think we can do that. No, we can't do that.

It's really as simple as this.

We either agree to go $8,000 over the tile budget and pay it,

or we don't.

It's...you know, or I go for a cheaper-looking tile.

I don't know how we're even gonna finish it

with the money that we've got, to be perfectly honest with you.

Yeah.

So, we just need to go for a (BLEEP) plain...ugly tile?

Well, that, or no tile, really.

Can they go... do they have a bluestone?

Bluestone should be cheaper, if they got, like, a 20mm bluestone.

Bluestone is ugly! No, it's not.

But what do we do? What do we do?

Yeah, I don't care.

At the end of the day,

like, love Troy, he's doing an awesome job for us,

but I'm the boss.

I'm...it's our house! We're designing our house.

I like those pavers.

Alright, Tom, I'm gonna make a decision on the pavers.

Thank you for your help, guys. All good. See you.

Alright. Bye.

Let Sarah-Jane make the decision. That's beautiful.

See, it's not on me.

(JAUNTY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

MAN: Are you two on the same page when it comes to landscaping?

I am. No.

I'm on my page.

Make sense?

Have we got a resolution?

We have an answer. Great!

Hold on to your knickers, folks! OK. I'm holding on.

(JAUNTY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

We went with the travertine.

But we're not using it there...

And we got a measly 80 square metres.

Doesn't matter. We're using it around the garden.

You know...yeah. Travertine's beautiful.

Yeah, cool.

So, they're going to use the expensive travertine pavers

as stepping stones for the pool and the fire pit,

saving money with exposed concrete around the pool.

Happy landscaper, happy Blockheads,

and hopefully happy buyers at the auction.

She's coming in strong. She's gonna finish the finish line!

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

I was annoying the shizen out of them.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Boo! (SIGHS)

Let me tell you, as I was leaving, they were like,

"We're gonna miss you so much, Sarah-Jane.

"We're gonna miss your smiling face."

No! (LAUGHS) You really have to go.

No! (LAUGHS) I need more tiles!

I changed my mind!

(LAUGHTER) Five more minutes!

(LAUGHTER)

It's a great result.

Shall we go to the pub? Let's go to the pub.

Alright. Let's go. Which way? This way? (LAUGHS)

Coming up, relationship breakdowns...

You know, guys, I don't know how we're gonna go, moving on.

I...I'm just disgusted.

..and later, even genial Jenny cracks up.

JENNY: (CRIES) Babe, I wanna go home!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)

(THUNDER RUMBLES, DOG WHINES)

# Soft blue sky

# Helium balloons float... #

Morning, my favourite two baristas!

Hey, Dan! Morning, Dan!

How are we? Good, thank you. What's happening?

SCOTTY: What's happening is Hellway Week,

when all our Blockheads have to complete

a total of 25 separate spaces,

including breezeways and hallways,

as well as laundry, mudroom, and powder rooms.

(DRIVING ROCK RHYTHMS)

It's a mammoth task made all the more difficult for some,

like Jenny and Dylan,

who still haven't won a room and are running out of money.

We spent the whole budget this week,

and we'll be about... again, 25 behind, I think.

If we weren't chippies,

we'd be absolutely...up (BLEEP) creek without a paddle, really.

I heard you're having a little trouble

organising all your invoices and bills

and figuring out where you are, budget-wise.

Yes.

To help keep them on budget,

I've sent my Block accountant, Jo,

to provide an extra paddle for that creek they mentioned.

So, I've got this.

Little Xero. Oooh, yes!

Come to the rescue.

They will sort out everything so you know exactly where you are.

Cool. That's what we need.

Yeah, I spoke to Scotty's finance people,

and they're gonna help me just, like, get on top of the emails,

'cause...we get a billion emails and I cannot keep up with them.

That's my struggle here, I think. (LAUGHS)

So, any time that you get a receipt...

Yep.

..you can upload straight into Xero.

Like, take a photo of it? You can take a photo of it.

Oh, OK, yep. Yeah, super easy.

These guys are in a world of financial pain,

so they're pulling the Hipages lever to get in some tradies.

(LAUGHTER)

Off you go, master. What are you doing?

Well, it's a massive week, this week, and we only got 25 grand.

So, we're gonna pull the Hipages lever in a minute.

So, hopefully...yep, helps. (LAUGHS)

# Light up the room... #

Ahhh! Oh! (ALARM SOUNDS)

(LAUGHS) Oh, you clown!

I pulled the Hipages lever the wrong way.

I swear, when I watched on TV, they used to pull it down,

but, no, you have to spin it the other way. (LAUGHS)

But I just pulled it straight out of its box,

and apparently no-one's ever done that, so...first time.

How you going? I pulled it out! (LAUGHS)

I felt that in my bones!

(LAUGHTER) You broke my lever.

It's got a clear arrow.

I... (LAUGHS)

And you snapped it straight off? Yeah! (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHTER) Oops.

Oh, well. Hipages will fix that. (LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHS) Yeah.

So, the Hipages crew are gonna start on Wednesday.

Yeah.

And I'm just hoping to get them setting me up

for doing the cladding outside.

That's what I really wanna focus them on,

and if they're needed,

they'll hop in and help us where they can inside, so, a bit of both.

OK, I'll get on the job. Alright.

I'll get my blower out, take some photos.

So, you want me to take photos of cladding on the outside?

Yeah, please. And this hallway?

Yeah. Righto. Roger that.

MAN: You'll have a crew again!

Oh!

Yeah, I...well, it's funny.

Before we came on The Block, we built a whole house on our own.

I said to Dyl, "Oh, how good will it be on The Block?

"Like, we'll get some help, finally."

And now we're here with no help,

and I'm like, "Oh, my god, I did not think it was gonna be like this."

(JENNY LAUGHS)

All the Blockheads have been working their butts off

to meet outrageous deadlines,

but my team and I have also been working flat-chat

renovating the old homestead,

and it's coming up an absolute treat.

(UPLIFTING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

We're close to finishing the entrance breezeway,

hallway, and laundry-mudroom,

but the WC dunny is still a shell.

Stu, how are you?

MAN: Good, Scotty. How are you? Yeah, I'm fantastic.

I'm doing a WC this week.

Spoke to my old mate, Stu, from Reece

and ordered spectacular plumbing fixtures in a hurry.

Can I get that delivered tomorrow or the next day? (LAUGHS)

You will have your tapware and all your things -

your cisterns and everything - ready for rough-in within the day,

and the vanity... towards the end of the week.

Mate, outstanding, Stu, as usual.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

And I'm planning something a little special for my WC,

with bespoke wallpaper from ceiling to floor.

Even the dunny seat is a work of art.

To make this happen,

I've teamed up with local artist Anna Blatman

with Damian from Grafico.

Are we gonna see the paintings? Sure are.

Oh, Scott's given us a tough brief, so I can't wait to see them.

She's created four unique works that Damian will take back to his studio

and make into wallpaper.

You've gotta remember we're going up to almost three-metre ceilings.

Yeah, that's amazing.

So, everything is gonna have a little bit more detail and larger,

and these colours will look... translate really well

onto the wallpaper too.

Traditional painting mixed with digital technology.

Yes, I like it. Old and new, old and new.

Onto new technology, being self-adhesive wallpaper.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Up in House Three, the bad vibes continue.

The problem is now, with five weeks to go,

if everything completely stopped where it was

and you give Shaz and Anks five weeks to catch up

and fix everything,

they can't catch up.

No other room has been actually finished.

But their builders aren't the only ones

Ankur and Sharon are rubbing up the wrong way.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

Last Saturday, time was running out to reveal.

The scaffold needed to come down,

and Keith was the only one available with a licence

to dismantle it at that height.

The scaffold has to come down at 4PM.

Whoa!

So, I'll stay here for as long as you guys need.

OK.

Bringing down so much scaff took most of the night,

and if Keith hadn't done it, they would have been stuffed,

but instead of being grateful,

Ankur and Sharon blamed Keith for slowing them down.

ANKUR: Like, we've got reveal. I still need to paint.

They just wiped two hours.

I'm like, "Are you (BLEEP)?"

And then, like, camera goes off, he's like, "Alright, then."

And left, like, two scaffs worth of (BLEEP).

I'm like, "Are you (BLEEP)?"

I'm like, "Thanks for the help," but also...

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Ridiculous. Anyway.

I don't know how to put this, mate,

but sounds like House Three are whingeing

about you being there Saturday night.

They reckon you hindered them

and slowed them down three hours with some scaffolding,

pulling it down.

He heard what I said out of context.

So, there was...he didn't hear the actual sentence.

People have told him probably the half-arsed version of it,

and that's what he's taken.

If I heard what he thinks he heard, I'd be pissed off as well.

He came to do his, like, good deed, it (BLEEP) us!

From 5:00 till 7:30, we couldn't do anything.

He actually stayed to do it on TV,

and then he was like, "Yeah, I can't do it. See ya."

Yeah. He goes, "I'm done."

Apparently both of them were saying, "Keith slowed us down.

"He only did it for camera, and he left the scaffolding up,"

or left some bits of it or something.

I heard a goss - I'm not gonna mention names.

I won't mention names,

but I heard a goss on saying

one of our dear friends, our foreman on site, Keith,

saying that he was there

to literally just be in the way as a barrier

and waste time for a contestant not to get it done.

MAN: You know Keith's a fairly straight shooter.

What do you think he's gonna say to Anks and Shaz?

You don't mess with Keith. Nah.

Nah.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

I don't even know what to say, like...

..I've heard from about maybe 50 people

that I prevented you guys from finishing.

(IMPACT BOOMS)

No! No? No?

Not 'prevented', no!

I said that, like, it took some time to take the scaff down,

but I know that Keith...

No, it was all done for camera, apparently!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS) Sorry?

It was all done for camera.

That's the rumour going around site. No!

That it was all done for camera!

No, we said that the scaff was just put in the middle of the kitchen,

that was all, and then I put it out.

The story goes that I said what factually happened,

and then potentially got mixed around a little bit

and got taken out of context - that I was ungrateful,

and that Keithy's motives were not in the right place,

and then he caused us...

'Cause us not to finish a room. We were never gonna finish the room.

I'm saying...I said... Keith was doing the right thing,

but it took a (BLEEP) load of time, that's all it was.

We were just explaining why we couldn't finish the room.

It's nothing to do with you. We were never gonna...

Well, that's not what I've heard at all.

I've heard it from a lot of people, I really have.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

Yeah, that's fine... No, Keith...

It's actually really embarrassing, you know what I mean?

No, it's not.

We're not, we're not, absolutely not having a go at you whatsoever...

I can't believe that, guys. I really can't.

Keithy... I'm shattered.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

Like, you know what, when people are really angry, they're hurt.

I don't want Keith to be hurt by any words that we've said,

and none of the words, so, um... he's like our boss.

Everyone vents about their boss.

It's not personal, it's not you, it's the role you're doing.

Oh, well, everyone's obviously telling lies, then.

No, I... Well, then...no, well...

I've heard it from too many people.

Anyway, guys, I don't know how we're gonna go, moving on.

I'm just disgusted.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

Oh, there's so much gossip around this joint!

(GROANS)

Oh, well.

What I've learned on The Block is,

if you're gonna say something to someone behind their back,

you should be able to have the conversation to their face.

Coming up...

It's Hell Week!

..it's the other foreman's turn to have it out with some contestants.

Who reopened this site?

You two boys are pushing our friendship,

disrespecting authority on site.

Oooh!

(DOOR SLAMS)

(THUNDER RUMBLES, DOG WHINES)

(BIRDSONG)

(UPBEAT GUITAR STRUMMING)

SCOTTY: Gisborne and the Macedon Ranges really are paradise on earth.

(THUNDER CRACKS, YELLING)

But this year has been one of the coldest and wettest on record.

(DRIVING ROCK RHYTHMS)

Heavy rain can be disastrous for half-built houses,

and the way to protect them from the elements

is to ensure they are ProctorWrapped.

A few weeks ago, House Three was pulled up for that very reason.

KEITH: Hey, um, boys, there's no ProctorWrap.

There's no insulation.

Like, if it just all of a sudden rains,

all these rooms are just gonna be ruined.

At the moment, you've got gyprock exposed to weather.

You've also got live power exposed to weather.

So, we're gonna stop inside and we're gonna do that now.

The enforcement of it all caused quite the drama.

MAN: Where you going?

I'm leaving. I can't (BLEEP).

So, there's no excuse for any of the houses

to make the same mistake again,

no matter how busy things get.

Tuesday was gonna be our big, big day

that we wanted to just nail everything,

and then from there, it was just gonna be a smooth ride.

OZ: Insulation was in.

Full team of plasterers were in.

So, there were at least seven, eight of them.

Materials from CSR. All plaster was on board.

Top coat, base coat - name it all,

and that's when macho man Dan comes in.

We're been ordered to shut...you've been shut down till we wrap it.

Dan just came in with one of the OH&S guys

and he pretty much just said, "Everyone off-site. Shut it down."

There's electrical stuff on the outsides of the wall,

and there's no wrap.

So, we have to wrap our existing house.

It is an issue, but we didn't ask until you came in and said,

"Hey, boys, I think it's a good idea to wrap it."

Your builder should know this, though. It's obvious. (LAUGHS)

Is it?

You've got a house that's unprotected.

You've got live power there.

And plasterboard that could get wet.

And gyprock exposed to the weather.

Which...mould can grow on it.

Like, there's plenty of things that can go wrong.

Let's say if we get 50mm of rain today, right?

Your house is destroyed.

Yeah, yeah, we'll do that, Omar. They will insulate. Let's do it.

Hey, we're gonna show them how fast we can do it.

While we were shut down for not wrapping the existing house,

he just pretty much came back and said,

"Oh, hey, guys, um...you guys have to clean the slab as well."

Today is a disaster, seriously.

Everywhere you go, feels like a junkyard, to be honest.

Trip hazards everywhere, sharp objects everywhere.

No work until we clean up.

No stress, mate. Thanks, mate.

Thanks, Dan.

Alright, boys, you know the objective.

Tell us what the problem is.

We're here to rectify the problem straight away, then and there,

but then, when you try to fix the problem, you try to move forward,

he comes with another problem.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Well, we're gonna have to keep them shut down

until the whole site is safe and clean.

They're gonna waste a whole day on Hell Week.

This is the week you can't afford to be shut down.

No, we got shut down twice, to be honest, for safety purposes,

and good...good...

You know what's funny?

We got shut down, and while we were shut down, we got shut down again.

(LAUGHTER)

Literally was just about to say that.

BOTH: Shutdown. Shutdown. Shutdown.

(BEATBOXES)

# Shutdown Shut-shut-shutdown... #

# Shutdown... #

(HIP-HOP BEATS)

# Shutdown

# Shut down... #

(HIP-HOP BEATS)

House Four are also in trouble.

Power point through there down in here somewhere.

Yep.

Tuesday was just overwhelming, I think.

And then through here.

You reckon the, um, pendants will be too much,

because it will be too low?

The chippie couple have been so busy building,

they've let the site turn feral.

We are trying, but, like, we're only two people.

You don't get any help from anyone else.

We're halfway through The Block.

Everyone should know by now we need a nice clean site.

(DRAMATIC DRUM BEATS)

You can't afford to pay your builders

to help you do all this stuff.

So...yeah, like, we try our best.

(SIGHS) There's a big pile of crap around the other side.

The front entry to this main house is full of all other rubbish.

Clearly, that's not happening again here.

Disappointing.

Hey, did Catriona just ring you guys?

Nah.

She hasn't rang? No.

CSR are threatening to pull the delivery.

Why? Why is that?

Why? Because of all this.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Dan came in and he was going on about the gyprock being exposed,

but...and he's saying, like...

..he's pretty much saying that we're doing it, like, on purpose.

Threatening to pull it, dude...

OK, well, what's the point of sending pallets of plaster

where they're just gonna be left out in the weather and destroyed,

when we have an industry shortage?

Had an absolute hurricane come through, Dan...

Yeah, that was all... ..the other night.

It was all covered up, and you should have heard it.

We thought our house was gonna fly away.

(WIND ROARS)

We would always cover that kind of stuff up.

We know how important that is, like, and that...

..but he just doesn't listen, I don't think, sometimes.

Like, he just...like, keeps talking.

You can't get mad at us when... how are we meant to...

What do we do? Where do we store it?

We have not had five seconds.

We're trying to go through a layout in there.

Yeah, like, do what you want, mate. Like, seriously.

Oh, I walked off on that one.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

I was like, "Yeah, whatever, mate. It's up to you."

Oh, you...

I was like, "I've told you why,

"but if you're gonna keep harping on, I'll leave you to it.

Yeah.

The problem is, we've put plastic over it.

We haven't weighted it down with anything.

Oh, mate! (SIGHS)

Honestly, it was wrapped very well.

It literally got flown off.

Well, looks like it was wrapped well.

Well, yeah, you... oh, I can't be bothered.

You weren't here the other night when it was hectic, so...

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

(EXHALES)

(CRIES) I'm so over it, babe! I wanna go home!

(JENNY SOBS)

Come on, come inside.

I'm just so done!

Come inside.

(STIRRING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Can you close the door?

So, I was just over it?

I was just like, "Oh, whatever. CBF."

(JENNY CRIES) I'm just sick of them saying, like...

We're trying our best. (CRIES)

How do we stop a hurricane?

Like...I'm just sick of it! Like, I'm so over it.

(JENNY CRIES)

I'm just so over it, seriously.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

(THUNDER RUMBLES, DOG WHINES)

(UPBEAT ROCK RHYTHMS)

SCOTTY: After Dylan and Jenny cop a dose of tough love from Dan,

good love arrives in the form of Jason.

Yeah, it was good to get Jason in.

Dyl! Hey, Jase! How are you, mate?

I'm good, buddy!

Yeah...just, yeah, 'cause they were upbeat, raring to go.

Hello!

I hear you're screaming for Hipages.

Good to see you! (LAUGHTER)

How you going? Thanks for coming.

Mmm! Oh, that's a hug I needed.

(LAUGHTER)

How could you not smile? Look where you are.

Yeah, Jason from Hipages - what a legend.

I actually needed that. That was lovely.

Beautiful Gisborne! (LAUGHS) It is.

You gotta be having fun by now. Over halfway.

Yeah! (LAUGHS)

This is the easy part.

Is it? Yeah!

(LAUGHTER)

And that actually made me feel so much better for the whole day.

So, thanks, Jase. Thank you, Jase!

Can't wait! Look forward to seeing you in the morning, guys.

Thank you. Bright and early, we'll be here.

Yeah. (LAUGHS) Be ready.

Looks like our chippie couple are back on track...

..but next door in House Five, Omar and Oz are playing with fire.

We pretty much just said,

"Can one of the foremen come and inspect

"all the insulation that we had done?"

And at the moment, I can't tick you off yet

because you've still got a few angles remaining.

OZ: Yep.

I can tick off your insulation,

but I can't tick off your angles at the moment.

Yeah, done. Alright.

Have a coffee and come back in one hour, and we'll be done.

Alright. Thank you, sir. See that, boys?

Alright, so, we can plaster the hallway?

Yep. He's the big boss.

Big mistake, boys.

Dan shut you down until you got your house completely wrapped,

but it isn't close to being wrapped,

and Dan is not happy.

Is there a reason why there's electricians working,

and plasterers been working?

Why they have been? Yeah.

Uh...I don't know.

That's when Dan came back and said,

"Oh, you went around my back to call Keith."

Did you get shut down twice today already?

Yeah, we did.

So, then, who said start working?

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Out of everyone, honestly,

Foreman Dan should know what Hallway Week is.

He had a go at Omar. He had a go at Dan, our builder.

Yeah. And he kept on having a go at me.

Who reopened this site?

No-one reopened this site.

So, why is there a whole hallway plastered and electricians working?

Keith gave us the OK, the thumbs-up...

No. ..after lunch to check...

No, there's nothing after lunch.

The whole thing that we shut you down was

this whole house had to be wrapped,

and the slab had to be cleaned.

So, that's what happened and that's what we did.

The whole house isn't wrapped. We've only just started.

And then looks directly into your eye and tell you,

"You guys are just dodgy.

"You just cover problems behind problems."

Excuse me, say that again, mate? Come on.

It's unacceptable.

The thing that's really pissing me off

is that you two boys are pushing our friendship,

disrespecting authority on site.

You are. How are we disrespecting you, Dan?

You are disrespecting authority.

Can you please explain to me how we disrespected?

You've been shut down twice today. Yeah, that's fine.

And you've...all three of you have ignored that.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

We did the insulation.

We did the right thing by getting it approved after lunch.

While you guys had your lunch, we waited for you guys -

that's what we did.

So, while we did this, and we got him to approve our hallway,

he said it's OK to plaster.

We've cleaned our slab.

We did everything that youse asked us to do, and that's what we did!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

He was just having a massive sook about it.

You've tried to do a little cheeky

and get someone else to approve something so you can keep working...

No! ..when you knew you were shut down.

That's how you're taking it, but that's not how we're taking it.

But that's exactly how it's happened.

That's how you're seeing it's happened,

but that's not how we're trying to do it.

But that's what happened.

It was one of those days where, I think,

Dan was probably having a bad day,

and he just needed to take it out on someone,

and he found that House Five would be perfect to do it to.

You know, there's two different sides to the story.

No-one's working in this house till 9AM tomorrow. No-one.

9AM? Until 9AM tomorrow? Yeah, two-hour shutdown tomorrow.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

The fact that it's Hallway Week

and we pretty much have absolutely done nothing -

Tuesday killed us.

Like, it just set us back so much for what we were meant to do.

All good. Sorry, Dan.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)

Should have wrapped the thing first.

He's the foreman. We got four more weeks to go.

Pretty much do our thing and go, man, to be honest,

because he's literally just taken our friendship for a ride.

(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)

For the first time this series,

the Winners are Grinners dinner won't be at my joint.

Instead, Rachel and Ryan will be our gracious hosts.

We're hosting Winners are Grinners dinner tonight.

We're having Scotch fillet.

We are having roast potatoes.

We're having carrots, broccoli -

lots of vegetables, because we need them.

Beautiful red wine, and a red wine jus.

Cheers, everyone. Cheers, guys. Cheers.

WOMAN: Thank you. Congratulations.

Thank you all for coming. Thank you.

From Catch.com.au, it's 5,000 bucks for two tens -

5,000 each.

Ready? TOM: Make it rain, mate.

Just...yeah.

(CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM AND CHEER)

Oh, we need the money! Straight through the head.

There we go, you know?

(LAUGHTER)

Nobody's gonna get it from you there, my love.

So, went to Ryan and Rachel's for the Winners are Grinners dinner,

which was really lovely.

Speech. Off you go.

Thanks, everyone.

It's been a massive six or seven weeks,

but I feel like we couldn't have gotten through half of it

without you guys.

That's true.

We're all getting along really well, which is, um...

..I don't know if that's really good for production,

but...we're... we're having a good time.

(LAUGHTER)

It is perfect. That's exactly what we want.

We love the Block family. Yeah.

Now, also, to everybody else,

the boys have fronted up with the 10,000 bucks

that was missing for their piano.

So, they are now even Steven and square.

The piano stays. Happy days.

Oh, good on you, boys! Yes.

TOM: Nice. We've got the money.

SARAH-JANE: Cool, well, on that...

So, that is the end of that story.

Well, I THOUGHT it was the end of that story,

but apparently not.

Yes, I do think that Omar and Oz have got stuff to hide.

It doesn't make sense.

A lot of what they have done and achieved doesn't make sense.

On that topic... Yes?

..could I say something? Yes.

Beautiful.

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Sarah-Jane always has something to say. She's funny.

OMAR: Yeah, Sarah-Jane.

She's cool, she's funny, but too much.

Good on SJ.

I thought it was gonna be Tom that was gonna speak up, but, um...

..and, like, thank god,

because we have been talking about this for, like, three weeks.

I was wondering if I could call a body corp right now.

Mm-hm.

If everybody's comfortable with that.

Yes. CONTESTANTS: Yes.

Scotty, is that OK?

Oh, absolutely. Go for your life. OK.

I think people have wanted to call an audit

just to make sure everything's up to dates

and everything's, like, fair.

I would like to call a financial audit,

because if people didn't realise that there is a 50% rule...

MAN: Yep.

..then...who else didn't realise, do you know what I mean?

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Oooh! (LAUGHS) An audit.

(LAUGHTER)

I wonder who that was for.

MAN: Who do you think that was for?

It's for the baby grand.

Obviously they're wheelers and dealers, and...

Yeah, that's that it is. ..and it's a game, and it's...

I mean, I like to wheel and deal too,

but there's rules that you just have...

..at the end of the day, it's a game.

Is anyone else on board? If you are, put your hand up.

MAN: Yeah. WOMAN: Yeah.

I think it's only fair.

MAN: Are you doing anything dodgy?

(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Can you ask that question again, please?

Are you doing anything dodgy?

Is that coming from Keith or Dan?

It sounds like a Keith and Dan's question.

It's coming from me.

I don't know. What's dodgy? What IS dodgy?

Tomorrow night...

Every week seems to be getting bigger.

It's actually kind of overwhelming.

..Hellway Week delivers.

15 seasons on The Block,

I've never experienced anything like this.

This is hectic.

Honestly, it's just... it's out of control - madness.

Keith confronts House Four...

Where's Dylan? Bit of a disaster.

..and things go from bad to worse in House Three.

Then we got these builders who are (BLEEP) idiots!

They're arseholes!

And...

Challenge Day! Let's win some money!

..a challenge worth 10,000 bucks has our cash-strapped Blockheads

doing whatever it takes to win.

It's not as easy as it seems.

Which way do I turn, Tom?! TOM: Turn right!

JENNY: Right! Right! It's carnage.

(LAUGHS) Stop!

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(LAUGHTER)

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