All language subtitles for The Jeffersons s11e22 The Odd Couple.eng

Well, we're moving on up. We're moving
on up. To the side. We're moving on up.

To the deep.

the concert with tonight?

Oh, just the girls.

You know, we got together and we decided
we were tired of sitting around waiting

for a man to call.

So we said, who needs him? We can have
fun without men.

So we made a pact that none of us is
going to break.

One for all and all for one.

Like the four musketeers.

Well, anyway, three. Vernetta got a
date.

You know, Weez, I hear what's happening
to these lonely, pathetic women, and I

just thank my lucky stars.

That you landed me.

Bye, Bertha.

Well, Bertha just canceled. She got a
date, too.

And no money changed hands?

George!

Don't George me. You're the one that
said Bertha had a face only a zoologist

could love.

Well, I think what I meant was she
looked like she was good with animals.

Yeah. Well, her date better be, too.

Oh, hi, Miss Willis. Hi, everybody.

Hi, Helen.

Attenzione.

Attenzione.

I want to take this opportunity to
introduce to you the hottest model in

York, and here he is, wearing the latest
in Italian sportswear, Signore Tom

Willis.

by Giovanni Avenez.

Sport coat by Guido Albione.

Shirt by Nino.

Slacks by Aldo.

Body by pizza.

Mr. Willis looks so different.

He looks terrific.

Oh, that's what it is.

Grazie, grazie. But I owe it all to my
little Helena.

Well, I thought it was about time that
Tom got some new clothes.

Actually, George, it was you who gave me
the idea. You were looking so Italian

yourself yesterday.

What are you talking about? I had on my
plaid sport jacket.

But you had spaghetti all over your tie.

Well, Florence cooked the spaghetti.
Where's I supposed to have it? In my

Well, I would have sent you to a good
dry cleaner, but I don't know one.

The outfit is great.

Oh, prega, prega.

But don't you think you're a little
overdressed for a movie?

Well, as a matter of fact, we have a
little surprise.

We're not going to the movies.

Great, see you later.

You know, what Tom means is we've made
other plans.

Oh, Louise, you remember years ago when
we used to haunt those jazz clubs down

in the village? Oh, yes, that was fun.
Well, tonight we are going to recapture

those good old days.

A smart cocktail, a smoke -filled room,
and a husky voice shone, too, singing a

song like Stormy Weather.

Don't know why there's...

Oh, that sounds like fun.

What's the occasion?

Well, there's no special occasion.

We thought we would just... We thought
we would just celebrate the

camaraderie of good friends. It'll be
terrific.

We can...

We could have a couple of drinks in one
spot, and then... And

then if we get tired of the singer, we
can move on.

It keeps raining all the time.

Well, I'm tired of this one now. Let's
go.

Oh, great. The limo's waiting
downstairs.

Limo? Well, you really went all out. Oh,
I... I know, but I figured, why not

travel in style now?

Why wait for a close relative to die?

Come on, Lena.

Y 'all have a good time.

We will. You too, Florence.

I just want to get one thing straight. I
ain't riding in a limo if I got to ride

backwards. Oh, I'll do it. You know how
I enjoy seeing where I've been.

Florence, I was just going to pop over.

Oh, hi, Mr. Bentley. What's up? Well, I
was hoping you might lend me a small

portable TV that doesn't work.

Why do you want a TV that doesn't work?

Well, so that I won't be able to watch
it, of course.

Oh.

Perhaps I have deleted a detail or two.
You see, Hermione is coming over this

evening for some dinner and a little
tele -watching. Now, my intention is to

her on the sofa, turn on the set, and
not get a picture.

Get the picture?

What on earth are y 'all going to do on
a sofa in front of a TV that don't work?

What?

I should have guessed. I'm sorry, Mr.
Bentley, but all the TVs in this house

in tip -top shape.

Oh, dash it all. Well, thank you anyway.

Why don't you just unplug yours?

Florence, I'm surprised at you. That
would be dishonest.

Hi, Florence.

Oh, hi, Amanda. Girl, I'm glad you're
here.

Come on in.

How you feeling?

Fine, girl.

Real fine.

Listen here, Florence.

I got some good news and I got some bad
news.

What? Well, really, it's the same news.
Only it's good for me and bad for you.

See, a couple weeks ago, I put an ad in
a personal section of Street Scene

magazine so I could meet me a man.

Amanda, that is the most desperate,
pathetic thing you have ever done.

Well, it worked.

It didn't.

Girl, the simplest score I ever made in
my life.

Of course, I got to admit I was a little
leery at first, because how was I to

know I wasn't going to meet a one -eyed
cat peeking in a seafood store?

Well, how did y 'all first make contact?

Ain't going to be no contact, at least
until he pops for dinner.

I mean, how did y 'all arrange to meet?

We exchanged letters through the
magazine, and then we agreed to meet in

park. I told him to wear a red
carnation, because even though he could

through my letters I was a kind,
sensitive woman, how was I to know he

going to look like the dog's dinner?

But he turned out to be real cute.

That's great.

Why don't you finish telling me on the
way to the concert?

Uh, Flora, now see, that's where your
bad news comes in.

Okay, you ain't going.

Oh, Flora, this is Henry's only night
off, and he wants to go out to dinner.

So here, I brought you the tickets.

Well, you just wasted your time, because
Bertha and Bernetta ain't going either.

Why? They got dates.

Huh? They got dates.

What? They got dates, okay?

From this planet?

Here, you and Henry take the tickets. I
ain't going by myself.

Maybe you could go with us.

No, I'd just be a third wheel.

Yeah, you would.

Oh, wait.

Maybe this could turn out better than we
thought.

Now, Henry's got a brother that's single
that ain't never got nothing to do.

Maybe he could go with us. Let's still
leave one ticket.

Yeah? Yeah, then we can scalp that one
and use it to pay for the other ones.

Bye, Flora.

a seam.

It won't be the first time today.

Y 'all have fun?

Oh, Flores, you wouldn't believe it.
From the moment we got into the

and Tom told the driver...

You're looking at it.

I thought you were going to the currency
with Amanda.

She got a date.

Got a date? You sure she didn't say she
ate a date? Oh, that's it!

His name is Henry.

She met him through Street Scene
magazine.

She put an ad in the personals. Oh,
well, did you read it? Maybe the guy

he was getting a recreational vehicle.

I got us a tuna sandwich.

I'm sorry, Florence.

Now, you'll probably laugh in my face
for suggesting this, but have you ever

written one of those ads yourself?

Ha, ha.

Plain middle -aged female.

Seeks man for companionship and possible
romance.

Well, that could attract someone.

I know you're trying to be helpful, Miss
Jefferson, but I'd just as soon stay by

myself. I'm used to it now.

Oh, Florence, don't... Okay, well, we'll
see you in the morning.

You know, Florence, you shouldn't
describe yourself as plain.

Look, I think you're damn near
acceptable.

Nice. Okay, you still interested in
putting that ad in the paper? Because if

are, you can talk to me. I mean, I'm
quite a wordsmith, you know.

In fact, you know that phrase, in by
nine, out by five?

You wrote that? Well, the in by nine
part.

Okay, now, see what we got here on the
paper.

Ah, plain middle -aged. You see that?
Plain. Okay, what exactly is plain?

Tone, down, beautiful.

Okay? Now, down, we don't need that
because it's a negative, okay?

This is not a musical, so we don't need
no tone.

Okay, what's left?

Beautiful.

Yeah, well.

Okay,

now, middle -aged. Okay, now, what is
middle -aged?

Now, if you're going to die tomorrow,
that would be old, right?

If you're going to live to be 102, then
that'd be young. So are you planning on

dying tomorrow?

No. Well, then you're young.

What else?

Female. Yeah, well, see, now you're
getting the idea.

Thanks, Mr. Jefferson, but you're just
wasting your time.

There's no way this is going to work.

It worked! It worked!

See, I told you it would work.

What worked?

I got an answer to my ad.

Well, congratulations.

What does he say?

What difference does it make what he
said? He's a dream man.

He can write and afford a stamp.

Dear Box G -103, that's me.

I have grown weary of dating night after
night after night.

I would enjoy a steadier and more
meaningful relationship.

If this sounds appealing, meet me on the
10th at 2 o 'clock near the bandstand

in the park.

I wonder who it is.

I'll be wearing plaid pants and saddle
shoes.

Well, we know it ain't Calvin Klein.

Hey, this is the 10th.

I gotta make a decision.

What do you think I should do?

Well, Florence, what do you feel like
doing?

I don't know.

Well, oh, what have you got to lose?

Look in your heart. Take a chance.

No, Florence, you look in your mirror
and take a taxi.

I can't believe the coincidence.

Of all the people who respond to those
personal ads, the one who answers yours

turns out to be your neighbor.

You know, it's as if somebody wrote
this.

Somebody did.

Crime and punishment.

I don't think it's so strange.

After all, Mr. Bentley and I have known
each other a long time, and we get along

just fine.

As a matter of fact, we like a lot of
the same things.

So we said, what could it hurt to see a
movie together?

I couldn't agree with you more.

Still, I can't shake the feeling that
our usher's going to be Rod Serling.

Uh, well, Florence, it's only natural
you're a little apprehensive.

So just treat Mr.

Bentley like any other date.

Right. With a little luck, we won't have
to see him again either.

Well, wisecrack all you want, Mr.
Jefferson, but I'm going to give this a

It could work, you know.

Stranger things have happened.

Yeah, name one.

Somebody married you.

George, don't you realize how awkward
this must be for Florence and Mr.

Bentley?

Now, this would make things a lot easier
if you'd behave yourself. Okay.

I promise to behave myself, all right?

I'll be a perfect gentleman.

Hello, Mr. Jay.

Gesundheit. Hello, Mr. Bentley.

Won't you come in? Thank you, Mrs. J.

So, how are you feeling tonight?

Good, thank you.

And you?

Good.

And you, Mr. J. How are you feeling?
Good, I hope.

Yeah, I'm good.

Well, it sounds as though we're all
good.

My, what a lovely place you have here.

Come on, Benny, cut the small talk,
okay?

Look, you're not actually going to kiss
her, are you?

Mr. Jay, please.

But, Benny, you've dated hundreds of
beautiful women before.

Why stop now?

Well, it's embarrassing to admit, but if
the truth were out, I don't really date

that much. I guess I just talk a good
game.

You mean you've been making up all your
girlfriends?

Oh, not all. Just the ones with whom
I've had deep, meaningful relationships.

See, the fact is, I've been quite lonely
lately, and, uh... Well, I know I've

squired a knockout or two in my day, but
what I'm really after in a woman is

substance. I mean, you take away a
beautiful body, and what have you got?

Hi, Mr. Bentley.

Hello, Florence, and please call me
Harry.

Okay.

Hey,

you're really looking sharp tonight.

Thank you. You know, we'd better
skedaddle if we want to eat before the

Oh, I know what you mean, Mr. Bedley. I
just hate being late to a movie.

Because you just spend the rest of the
movie wondering what you have missed.

And you try climbing over people and
stepping into sticky sody pop.

And people are yelling down in front.

And you keep wondering if there's
chewing gum on your seat. And then

J.

Yes? I would kind of like to catch the
movie before it's sold to cable TV.

I'm sorry. You two have a good time.
Thank you. Good night.

Night. Yeah, stay out of trouble.

George, they are adults.

I know that, Weezy, but look, it's a
full moon tonight, and one of them is

to turn into something.

How's your seat?

Fine. Yours?

I hope

the movie starts soon.

Me too.

Good.

I love movies with subtitles.

I like subtitles too.

Do you like Truffaut?

Of course.

Nice cinematography.

Yeah.

Every frame has a picture.

I hate that sort of behavior in public.

Why don't they just stay home?

I had a lovely time.

Harry.

So did I, Florence.

Would you like to go out again?

Florence, listen, I hope what I'm going
to say isn't going to hurt your

feelings, but I don't think we should
date anymore.

Are you serious?

Forgive me, but I've been uncomfortable
all evening. I should have said

something at dinner.

Are you sure?

Positive. Oh, Mr.

Bentley, that's wonderful!

You're not angry?

No, I feel exactly the same way you do.

Oh, what a relief. I was afraid you
liked me.

I'm not sure you like me.

No, I don't like you.

about to mess up a perfectly good
friendship.

Yes, isn't it amazing the silly things
people will do out of loneliness?

Oh, yes.

But now you remember, if you ever get
lonely again, you can always call me and

we'll go out.

As friends?

As friends.

Oh.

Good night, Mr. Bentley.

Good night.

Oh, hi, Mr. Jefferson.

What are you doing still up?

Well, Johnny Carson just went off. I
needed a few more laughs, so I figured

wait for you.

How was your date?

Oh, fine.

As a matter of fact, we're going to do
it again. What?

As friends.

You know, we learned something tonight.

No matter how lonely two people get,
it's nothing to build a romance on.

I guess it's like they say in that play.

You have to want somebody, not just
somebody.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

You know, Florence, I think you made the
right choice.

I do, too.

Well, thanks, Mr. Jefferson.

Good night.

Good night.

In fact, I know you made the right
choice.

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