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Well, we're moving on now, moving on
now, to...
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All contestants must be Kent Tobin fan
club members.
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Yeah! The poem must be no longer than 50
words and must be titled, What Kent
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Tobin's Hairdo Means to Me.
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Listen to mine.
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Kent Tobin, Kent Tobin, I sure love your
hair.
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It's curly and black and you wear it
with flair.
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Your pompadour's great, your sideburns
are too.
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I would do anything to be your shampoo.
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Amanda, child, that don't even rhyme.
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Well, listen, girl, I gotta go. I'll
talk to you later.
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Florence, I just can't decide which
earrings to wear to the charity ball.
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What do you think of these?
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Those are nice.
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How about these?
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Beautiful. Beautiful.
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Or... How about these?
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Perfect.
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Florence, you are not paying any
attention to me.
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Well, why should I pay attention to a
woman with bananas in her ears?
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Because she's the one who puts bread in
your pocket.
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I'm sorry, Miss Jefferson, but it's just
that when I'm looking at my Ken Tobin
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fan club newsletter, child, all other
forms of life cease to exist.
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Oh, what do you think? How do I look?
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Oh, you look wonderful.
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I do, don't I? It's amazing what a man
like me can do for a simple tuxedo.
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You know, that's funny.
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I was going to say it's amazing what a
tuxedo can do for such a simple man.
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Well, I see you've decided to wear a
vest instead of a cummerbund.
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Yeah, you know, I figure the vest points
out my style more, my class, my
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sophistication, you know.
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Besides, when I sit down, the cummerbund
rides up on me. Feels like I'm wearing
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a bra.
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Where the will is this?
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You know, I'm surprised to see you so
excited.
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I always thought you found these charity
balls boring.
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What made you think that?
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Because you spent the last one flicking
peas into the saxophone with your spoon.
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That's only because the tuba was too
easy.
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Besides, this is different. I mean, this
is a charity I care about. This is one
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that's close to my heart.
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What's the name of it again?
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Americans Against Amnesia.
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Oh, hello, George.
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Oh, Louise, you look beautiful. Oh, it
is both of you.
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But aren't you two a little early?
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Well, it's a warm evening and the hotel
is not too far away. We thought we'd
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take a leisurely walk over there.
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What?
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Surprise that you won't. They're going
to start serving hors d 'oeuvres in
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exactly five minutes.
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Helen, do you have the number of Rocket
Cab?
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You know, Tom, sometimes I wish you'd
look at me the way you look at Ramaki.
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Never mind. I'll call information.
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Well, don't y 'all look terrific?
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Oh, thank you, Flora. Thank you. I wish
you were going with us.
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Oh, I'm going to stay here and do some
cleaning. And then I'm going to do some
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reading. I got three new soap opera
magazines.
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Excuse me.
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You know, I can't believe how many
people spend so much time watching those
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silly soap operas. What do you mean,
silly?
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Well, they take up the best part of your
day, and they sensationalize
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everything.
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And worst of all, do you really think
that if Sabrina was having Dr.
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baby, she would jeopardize her marriage
to Kevin by naming the baby after him?
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Well, I tell you, now let's get serious.
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No, let's get going.
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Oh, yes.
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I don't want to miss Senator Collier's
opening remarks.
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Oh, didn't we tell you? Senator Collier
won't be there.
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But he's always been such a big
supporter in the fight against amnesia.
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happened? He forgot.
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Well, they got a last -minute
replacement.
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Uh, Kent Tobin.
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Who?
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Kent Tobin. He's been interested in
amnesia ever since that character he
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on the soap opera developed it.
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Take me with you, please!
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Please, my creases.
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Mr. Willis, please. You said you wished
I was going.
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Yeah, that's before we knew you wanted
to go.
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Mr. Willis, please.
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Well, Florence, it's sold out.
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Well, let me go on your plate.
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I'm sorry, but I have to go with George.
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I've got business.
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And miss the hors d 'oeuvres?
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And miss Kent Tobin?
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Oh!
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Oh, Florence.
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I know you're disappointed.
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But behind every dark cloud, there's a
silver lining.
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Now, I remember when I was a young girl,
Billy Eckstein was singing at the
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Apollo, and I had to stay home. I was
crushed, but it turned out to be the
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luckiest day in my life.
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A delivery boy came to the house.
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And do you know who that delivery boy
was?
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George Jefferson.
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You got it! Take me with him.
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We're sorry, we can't.
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Well, could you at least give him my
poem? Oh, of course.
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I'd do anything to be your shampoo.
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Oh, gee, Florence, but we'll be a little
far from the day.
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I'll see that he gets it.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Willis. At least
somebody's looking out for me.
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Cab's here.
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Thanks, Ralph, but you could have just
called. I know, sir, but I always feel a
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phone so cold, so impersonal, so
unprofitable.
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Thank you.
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Come on, y 'all, let's go.
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Are you sure you're going to be all
right?
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Yeah, I'll just stay here and have fun
on my own. All right, bye -bye.
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Oh, look.
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The fun's started already.
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Oh, hilarious.
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Goodbye, everybody.
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Have fun.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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I want to puke.
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They did it again, didn't they,
Florence?
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What? Went gallivanting off, flaunting
their money, leaving you here with
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nothing to do and no one to do it with
in a tattered but comfortable house
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dress.
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Don't try to cheer me up, Ralph.
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What's it going to be tonight, Florence?
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Solitaire reruns? Or, it pains me to say
it, turning in a little early?
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You're real depressing, you know. Oh,
I'm sorry, Florence, but it's the same
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Cinderella story all over again. Here
you sit in your rag of a house dress
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the wicked stepsisters are at the ball.
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I don't want to talk about it, Ralph.
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I can't blame you.
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You want to play a game of Scrabble?
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Oh, I'd love to, but I have to get
dressed.
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I'm going to the ball.
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Haven't you heard?
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Kent Tobin's going to be there.
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Even Ralph gets to go to the ball.
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My one chance to meet Kent Tobin and I
have to miss it.
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Ralph was right.
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I am like Cinderella.
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I wish I had a fairy godmother.
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I'm your godfather.
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My godfather?
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Yeah. We dropped the fairy part.
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After all, this is the 80s.
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If you think I'm gonna buy this song and
dance routine about you being my
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magical godfather, then your magical
mama raised a fool.
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Careful. You could cost yourself a wish.
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Oh, sure.
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Are you trying to tell me that you can
make wishes come true?
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Try this on for size.
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I didn't wish for a sandwich.
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I know, but I did.
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How many times have I told him to hold
the mail?
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You really can do magic.
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Oh, would you grant me a wish? Please,
please, pretty please.
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Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
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Oh, no, this is so typical.
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Nobody ever believes me. And then when I
finally convince him, it's gimme,
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gimme, gimme.
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Santa has the same problem. We were just
talking about it at our group therapy
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session.
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Therapy? Yeah, there's a bunch of us
that nobody ever believes in.
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There's me, Santa, the tooth fairy, and
two used car
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salesmen from New Jersey.
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Sorry I didn't believe you, but I
thought at least you'd have a magic
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Nah. Nowadays, I use this magical
digital watch.
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Hey, do you realize it's 3 a .m. in
Rangoon?
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Say that.
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My hand went right through you. Yeah.
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I should have been a boxer.
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I could have been a contender.
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Wow. And that's not all.
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You're the only one who can see me.
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Well, big deal. I'm the only one here.
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Wrong, kitchen cleanser breath.
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The wicked stepsisters are on their way.
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How do you know?
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Trust me.
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That serious ho's nose.
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Well, I'll be the prettiest one at the
ball.
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No, I will.
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No, I will.
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This is going to be one butt ugly ball.
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Are you laughing at us? No, I was just
thinking about the time you put the
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Tabasco in my toothpaste.
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Wasn't it hot lips?
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Well, Florence, while we're having the
time of our life tonight, we want you to
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scrub and polish this entire house.
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That's right.
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Prince Kent is choosing his bride
tonight, so of course I'll be bringing
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home. No, I will.
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No, I will.
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Fat chance, hog hair.
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She's not laughing at you. She's just
delirious from eating her own cooking.
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But never mind her. Run along. You need
to get ready. Go put on your loveliest
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gown. Oh, but these are our loveliest
gowns. Oh, well, in that case, put on
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makeup.
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We are made up.
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Oh, well, then we'll just tell everyone
that the ball is a Halloween party.
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Okay, now, let's work on our attitudes.
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Heads high, shoulders back.
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Think lovely.
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Think glamorous, think beautiful.
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Think harder.
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See, she's laughing at us again. Be
kind.
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The simple -minded laugh at anything.
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Now, you must remember, to catch the
prince's eye, you must be desirable.
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Spray them down. They need all the help
they can get.
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Oh, I wish I could meet the prince.
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You? Don't be ridiculous.
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Don't laugh.
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The prince just might want to meet her.
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You really think so?
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Nah, he already has a maid.
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Deb,
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Daddy, they're laughing at me. You
deserve it.
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Oh, you really want to go to that ball.
don't you oh more than anything but
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i could never go like this why do you
think i'm here the question has crossed
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mind i can get you in come this way go
in there and when you come back
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out that door you'll be a new woman a
new woman
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That ain't exactly what I had in mind.
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Be grateful. Last week it was a
rhinoceros.
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Couldn't I just click my heels and wind
up in Bloomingdale?
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That's a great idea.
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But before you do, there are two things
that you must remember.
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First, the magic spell wears off at
midnight.
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And second, always brush after every
meal.
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I'm sorry, that darn tooth fairy. He
always dominates those group therapy
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sessions.
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His Royal Highness the King and Mrs.
Albania.
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And his obnoxious father and his two
ugly daughters.
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Your panties are showing.
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I'll get you to look.
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Hey, Helen, look!
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Food!
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Look, it's gonna be hard enough trying
to get you married off without bean dip
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on your chin.
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Sorry, Daddy.
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That's okay. Just think pretty.
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There's no reason why Kent wouldn't
marry one of you. Just think positive.
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And put bags over your heads.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great
pleasure to introduce to you one of my
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oldest and dearest friends.
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This guy's such a beautiful man, I'm not
ashamed to say I love him.
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Your favorite soap star and his.
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Prince Kent!
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Don't kiss me hand and do hello mother
me.
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So, Mr. Big Shot, when are you going to
choose a bride, eh?
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Oh, come on, Mom. There's lots of women,
so little time.
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And only one magnificent me.
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Why you have to be so picky?
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Well, there's lots of things.
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I've always liked women with long hair.
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And, of course,
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I've always liked women with... Short
hair, too.
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I like short women. Slouchy. And I like
tall women.
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Very tall women.
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Call the dungeon. I need a stretching
rack.
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But the thing that is most important to
me is a woman with true inner beauty.
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Hey, look.
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He's not looking at the outside.
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Now, tell me.
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Who's going to get the first dance, eh?
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Well, I think I'll pick... No.
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No. No.
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No.
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No. Pick.
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Pick.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Florence
Johnston.
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I pick her.
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Where have you been all my life?
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On my knees, scrubbing that wacky yellow
buildup.
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Don't worry, I'll take care of
everything.
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Well, I see you've met my favorite
daughter.
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Florence, did I tell you it isn't my
will?
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This is your daughter? Yes, by my former
wife. It's a different husband.
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Don't you know it's resemblance?
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If you'll excuse us, I'm trying to show
this woman the time of her life.
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Well, may I cut in?
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mind if Florence and I have a moment
alone?
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Well, may I join it? Let me answer you
this way.
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Guards!
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Sorry, fellas, my dance call is all
filled up.
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Oh,
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Florence, your eyes.
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Did I ever tell you how beautiful I look
in them?
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I've looked for you so long.
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Will you love me?
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Will you marry me?
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Will you be my shampoo?
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I'll have to think about it.
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Yes.
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You'll make me the happiest, handsome
man in the world.
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Can you fill this moment with a kiss?
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Hold it.
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Ready, willing, and puckered.
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It's almost midnight.
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Hurry, kiss me.
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I will, my angel. But first, please
accept this rose as a token of my
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love. Thanks, fine, wonderful.
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Can we get on with it? I will, my sweet.
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But let me tell you how my heart is
filled with joy.
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You've made the world an even more
beautiful place than I have.
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Everything in my power to make you
happy.
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Quick, fly us to an earlier time zone.
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Lawrence, I'm truly a lucky man.
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You're charming, you're witty, you're
beautiful.
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And out of time.
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where were we?
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Florence, what are you doing?
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Oh, I was just making sure that gotch
got still good on this pillow.
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Yep, good through the holidays.
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It really wasn't too much fun. What are
you talking about? It was great.
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Kent Tobin sat right at our table.
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He sent you his picture, though.
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Oh.
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Dear Florence, thanks for the poem.
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It was really adequate.
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Love, Kent.
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And he asked us to give you this.
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Florence, we really are sorry we
couldn't take you with us.
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But we'll make it up to you somehow.
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Oh, that's okay, Miss Jefferson.
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I had the time of my life right here.
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He called me adequate.
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